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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,040 ♪ Go Ninja! ♪ 2 00:00:01,125 --> 00:00:03,075 (Randy) I was chosen to protect my school 3 00:00:03,166 --> 00:00:04,626 from the forces of evil. 4 00:00:04,709 --> 00:00:08,249 I am the Ninja. I am Randy Cunningham. 5 00:00:17,083 --> 00:00:20,333 The SeaGriddle Double Stack Squid Bomb! 6 00:00:20,417 --> 00:00:22,827 Five slices of cheese. Ten tentacles! 7 00:00:22,917 --> 00:00:25,917 Crammed between two Chili Ranch Inkrito buns! 8 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,330 I heard whatever this thing's made of 9 00:00:27,417 --> 00:00:29,127 was fed nothing but habanero peppers 10 00:00:29,208 --> 00:00:30,328 and chocolate milk shakes! 11 00:00:30,417 --> 00:00:32,787 The heat and the sweet! 12 00:00:32,875 --> 00:00:33,875 (hard crunch) 13 00:00:34,458 --> 00:00:35,708 What the honk? 14 00:00:35,792 --> 00:00:36,962 Is that a beak? 15 00:00:37,041 --> 00:00:39,041 (groans) I'm gonna throw up! 16 00:00:39,125 --> 00:00:41,375 No, no, no, no! What are you doing? 17 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:43,998 Don't you know the rule about finding something in your food? 18 00:00:44,083 --> 00:00:45,673 -There's a rule about that? -Pardon me. 19 00:00:45,750 --> 00:00:48,880 My friend just bit into his SeaGriddle and found this. 20 00:00:48,959 --> 00:00:52,169 Whoa, whoa. Is that a beak? (squeaming) 21 00:00:52,250 --> 00:00:55,080 I'm gonna throw up! (retching) 22 00:00:55,166 --> 00:00:58,496 I'm terribly sorry about this. The meal is on the house. 23 00:00:58,583 --> 00:01:00,463 Yeah, for starters. 24 00:01:00,542 --> 00:01:05,002 Hmm. We'll also have the meatball skins, catfish ticklers, 25 00:01:05,083 --> 00:01:07,793 and a couple three macaroni slammers. 26 00:01:07,875 --> 00:01:09,915 Let's see what page two has to offer... 27 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,000 Howard, don't you think you're taking advantage of this? 28 00:01:12,083 --> 00:01:14,963 Of course, I'm taking advantage! This is how the world works. 29 00:01:15,041 --> 00:01:18,791 When the Gravy Train pulls into Good Times Station, you get on board. 30 00:01:18,875 --> 00:01:19,955 Ah, Choo-choo! 31 00:01:20,041 --> 00:01:23,171 Um, let's throw in a basket of country fried cheese. 32 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:25,460 Choo-choo. Wink. 33 00:01:25,542 --> 00:01:28,002 -(Nomicon humming) -No! This is your Nomicon now! 34 00:01:28,083 --> 00:01:30,793 Just keep ordering. I'll take care of this. 35 00:01:30,875 --> 00:01:33,375 (yelling) (grunting) 36 00:01:40,166 --> 00:01:41,536 (roars) 37 00:01:43,667 --> 00:01:47,247 "A Ninja who takes more than he needs gets more than he wants." 38 00:01:47,333 --> 00:01:50,173 Yeah, that's exactly what I need: more than I want! 39 00:01:50,250 --> 00:01:52,330 Ah, choo-choo, Nomicon! 40 00:01:54,750 --> 00:01:58,000 Nomicon is totally fine with us ridin' the Gravy Train! 41 00:01:58,083 --> 00:02:00,883 -(gasps) -And here's your Steamed Tofurkey Platter. 42 00:02:00,959 --> 00:02:02,919 -Tofurkey?! -Yeah, the Gravy Train kinda derailed 43 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,170 on the Skinny Menu. 44 00:02:04,250 --> 00:02:05,580 So if there's nothing else... 45 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:07,077 I thought I just ordered the whole menu. 46 00:02:07,166 --> 00:02:10,166 -Is there something else? -No, there's nothing else. 47 00:02:10,250 --> 00:02:13,170 There's gotta be something else. Hm... 48 00:02:13,250 --> 00:02:17,130 (gasps) We demand an audience with P.J. McFlubbuster. 49 00:02:17,208 --> 00:02:19,168 No one meets Mr. McFlubbuster! 50 00:02:19,250 --> 00:02:21,380 He never leaves his whimsical castle factory! 51 00:02:21,458 --> 00:02:23,748 Well, I got a beak and a best friend whose sister 52 00:02:23,834 --> 00:02:26,174 has the third most popular MeCast in Norrisville. 53 00:02:26,250 --> 00:02:29,960 So, are we going online, or are we going to the factory? 54 00:02:30,041 --> 00:02:32,211 I'm sure I can arrange something. 55 00:02:32,291 --> 00:02:33,711 (both) Something! 56 00:02:33,792 --> 00:02:37,042 Mmm... Commodore Clucker? Hannibal McFist here. 57 00:02:37,125 --> 00:02:39,205 Guess what I just heard. 58 00:02:39,291 --> 00:02:42,291 Oh-ho man, you stink at guessin'! 59 00:02:42,375 --> 00:02:45,035 Wow, Cunningham. You really went right for the jugular back there. 60 00:02:45,125 --> 00:02:47,745 Who knew I was so good at blackmailing people? 61 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:51,674 Cock-a-doodle-doo, boys. Name's Commodore Charlie Clucker. 62 00:02:51,750 --> 00:02:54,790 You the fellas what's headin' to the McFlubbuster factory? 63 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:56,535 Yeah, we are what's them. 64 00:02:56,625 --> 00:03:00,625 Well, throw them buggies in the back. I'll give ya a lift. 65 00:03:02,208 --> 00:03:04,498 I got a little proposition yous twos. 66 00:03:04,583 --> 00:03:08,213 Scuttlebutt is PJ McFlubbuster's cookin' up an appeteaser 67 00:03:08,291 --> 00:03:10,541 that'll blow my onion-holes outta the water. 68 00:03:10,625 --> 00:03:12,075 But your onion-holes are the cheese! 69 00:03:12,166 --> 00:03:13,746 Indubitably! 70 00:03:13,834 --> 00:03:17,214 But PJ's cracked the inside-outside onion blossom. 71 00:03:17,291 --> 00:03:21,331 It's like a regular blossom, but the crunch is on the inside. 72 00:03:21,417 --> 00:03:23,497 Aw, man, that sounds honkin' tasty! 73 00:03:23,583 --> 00:03:26,333 That's exactly why I need you to get me one. 74 00:03:26,417 --> 00:03:31,247 So's I can cut it open and deduce its gustatory prestidigitation! 75 00:03:31,333 --> 00:03:35,003 I don't know. All this cluck and dagger's starting to sound like work. 76 00:03:35,083 --> 00:03:37,173 Come on, Howard, the Gravy Train has left the station! 77 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:39,540 Chooch it or lose it! What's in it for us? 78 00:03:39,625 --> 00:03:42,205 Well, now, what tickles your fancy? 79 00:03:42,291 --> 00:03:45,171 We want reserved parking spots for our bikes at your restaurant. 80 00:03:45,250 --> 00:03:49,250 (gasps) Ooh-wee! You got a license to drive a bargain that hard? 81 00:03:49,333 --> 00:03:52,463 You were right, Howard, that beak is getting us more than we ever wanted! 82 00:03:52,542 --> 00:03:55,752 But the point was to get something for doing nothing. 83 00:03:55,834 --> 00:03:59,134 And here we are doing something. I hate doing things! 84 00:04:01,750 --> 00:04:03,000 (both chuckle) 85 00:04:04,291 --> 00:04:05,171 -So... -(both gasp) 86 00:04:05,250 --> 00:04:06,830 ...you're the cheeky hooligans 87 00:04:06,917 --> 00:04:09,457 who have finagled your way into my home. 88 00:04:09,542 --> 00:04:12,502 Wow, PJ McFlubbuster! In person! 89 00:04:12,583 --> 00:04:14,293 The pleasure's all ours, your highness. 90 00:04:14,375 --> 00:04:20,285 I suppose you'd like a tour of my whimsical castle factory. Gramsley! 91 00:04:21,250 --> 00:04:24,130 Choo choo, buddy! 92 00:04:24,208 --> 00:04:27,958 Yes, this is where the magic happens. 93 00:04:28,041 --> 00:04:30,291 -Whoa... -Holy cheese! 94 00:04:33,458 --> 00:04:36,578 (belching) 95 00:04:36,667 --> 00:04:39,247 (PJ) Behold, Ranch Dressing Falls. 96 00:04:39,333 --> 00:04:43,173 Wow, robot chefs sheering a spaghetti sheep. 97 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:45,500 And, blimey, a ketchup river. 98 00:04:45,583 --> 00:04:47,253 Oh, oh! Can we swim in it?! 99 00:04:47,333 --> 00:04:50,583 Gramsley! Fetch the dinner tubes! 100 00:04:50,667 --> 00:04:52,957 -(Gramsley grunts indistinct) -These are onion rings! 101 00:04:53,041 --> 00:04:56,211 Oh, how astute. Don't eat them or you'll drown. 102 00:04:59,291 --> 00:05:01,211 Keep him busy. I've gotta find that blossom. 103 00:05:01,291 --> 00:05:04,171 So much for my relaxing float down Ketchup River! 104 00:05:04,250 --> 00:05:05,790 Gravy train! 105 00:05:05,875 --> 00:05:09,955 So Peej, what would be a good way to distract you? 106 00:05:10,041 --> 00:05:11,791 Glad you asked! 107 00:05:11,875 --> 00:05:14,825 Permit me to regale you with a long-winded reminiscence 108 00:05:14,917 --> 00:05:17,037 of the last time I was distracted... 109 00:05:17,125 --> 00:05:19,535 Commence Ninja secret lab-finding mission. 110 00:05:19,625 --> 00:05:21,785 Huh. Mission accomplished. 111 00:05:21,875 --> 00:05:23,075 Hm. 112 00:05:23,166 --> 00:05:25,416 (humming) 113 00:05:26,083 --> 00:05:27,083 (gasps) 114 00:05:27,875 --> 00:05:30,245 It's so beautiful! 115 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:32,580 (sniffs) (groans) 116 00:05:32,667 --> 00:05:34,707 Ow! 117 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:36,462 -Ah! -(alarm blaring) 118 00:05:36,542 --> 00:05:38,462 So... how's it goin'? 119 00:05:38,542 --> 00:05:41,042 You're here to burgle my blossom?! 120 00:05:41,125 --> 00:05:43,995 No, this isn't... I mean I can see how you would think... But it's not... 121 00:05:44,083 --> 00:05:45,883 It was Charlie Clucker! He made us do it! 122 00:05:45,959 --> 00:05:51,209 Clucker, hey? Oh, yes, this has his chicken finger-prints all over it. 123 00:05:51,291 --> 00:05:53,381 All right, change of tack. Here's the strategem: 124 00:05:53,458 --> 00:05:56,378 You rapscallions give him this false onion blossom. 125 00:05:56,458 --> 00:05:59,418 Then nick his secret chicken recipe and bring it to me! 126 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:01,540 Eh... What's in it for us? 127 00:06:01,625 --> 00:06:02,745 More work, I bet. 128 00:06:02,834 --> 00:06:04,714 You're the one in the sticky wicket! 129 00:06:04,792 --> 00:06:06,502 There's nothing "in it" for you! 130 00:06:06,583 --> 00:06:09,333 Fine. Then "nick" the recipe yourself. 131 00:06:09,417 --> 00:06:12,077 -What do you want? -A permanent booth at your restaurant. 132 00:06:12,166 --> 00:06:14,126 And top hats with our names on them. 133 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:18,628 I agree to your terms. Gramsley! Fetch my screaming pillow. 134 00:06:18,709 --> 00:06:19,959 Choo choo! 135 00:06:21,917 --> 00:06:25,537 (grunting) (panting) 136 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,710 -(door shuts) -(whimpers) 137 00:06:28,792 --> 00:06:31,462 (both scream) 138 00:06:31,542 --> 00:06:33,882 (shudders) This place is upsetting. 139 00:06:33,959 --> 00:06:36,459 We should get out of here while we still have our legs, thighs and wings. 140 00:06:36,542 --> 00:06:38,422 You're the one who said we should take the Gravy Train! 141 00:06:38,500 --> 00:06:42,000 Besides, we're this close to getting more than we ever wanted! 142 00:06:42,083 --> 00:06:43,883 Hello? Commodore? 143 00:06:46,750 --> 00:06:49,460 -(chair cranking) -Howdy, gents. You got what I want? 144 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:51,082 Oh, we got more than you want. 145 00:06:51,166 --> 00:06:52,956 Well, then give it on over! 146 00:06:53,041 --> 00:06:54,331 Mm-hmm. 147 00:06:54,417 --> 00:06:57,377 Wait 'chere while I go analyze this in my flavoratory. 148 00:06:59,083 --> 00:07:02,713 His flavoratory?! He's going to figure out it's a bogus blossom! 149 00:07:02,792 --> 00:07:04,792 Let's bolt before we end up like that cow! 150 00:07:04,875 --> 00:07:05,745 (mooing) 151 00:07:05,834 --> 00:07:07,924 Not until we commence Secret Recipe Finding... 152 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,130 Yep, there it is. Hm. 153 00:07:15,667 --> 00:07:18,787 (grunting) It's stuffed with newspaper! 154 00:07:18,875 --> 00:07:20,745 I been hornswoggled! 155 00:07:20,834 --> 00:07:23,044 (panting) 156 00:07:23,125 --> 00:07:25,165 Outstanding. Hand over the recipe. 157 00:07:25,250 --> 00:07:27,080 Oh, we'll hand it over. But the price just went upper. 158 00:07:27,166 --> 00:07:29,206 -(grunts) -Upper? Yeah, upper. 159 00:07:29,291 --> 00:07:32,461 Nobody upper-deals PJ McFlubbuster! 160 00:07:32,542 --> 00:07:34,792 OK, seriously? You gotta pull the brakes on this. 161 00:07:34,875 --> 00:07:35,955 Just give him the recipe! 162 00:07:36,041 --> 00:07:37,251 Tell me your demands. 163 00:07:37,333 --> 00:07:40,043 We want you to rename your restaurant after us. 164 00:07:40,125 --> 00:07:41,915 PJ McRandyHoward's. 165 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,920 That's the worst name I've ever heard. I won't do it! 166 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,830 Then you're not getting this. 167 00:07:46,917 --> 00:07:49,417 Gramsley! Commence fisticuffs! 168 00:07:50,542 --> 00:07:52,832 (grunting) 169 00:07:52,917 --> 00:07:54,957 Now wallop him good in the breadbasket! 170 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:55,961 -(zapping) -(yells) 171 00:07:56,041 --> 00:07:58,251 McFlubbuster, I shoulda known 172 00:07:58,333 --> 00:08:00,673 you'd triple-cross my double-cross! 173 00:08:00,750 --> 00:08:02,420 Come and get it, child's plate. 174 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:07,290 Nobody calls me child's plate, senior discount! 175 00:08:07,375 --> 00:08:09,205 -At 'em, lads! -Get 'em, boys! 176 00:08:10,875 --> 00:08:11,875 (laughing) 177 00:08:16,792 --> 00:08:18,002 (squawking) 178 00:08:18,083 --> 00:08:19,133 (grunts) 179 00:08:22,125 --> 00:08:23,125 (both groaning) 180 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:26,540 -(gasps) -(yells) 181 00:08:26,625 --> 00:08:28,535 I'll brown your biscuits! 182 00:08:28,625 --> 00:08:30,575 Our favorite restaurateurs are killing each other! 183 00:08:30,667 --> 00:08:31,577 You have to Ninja out! 184 00:08:31,667 --> 00:08:33,377 You're right! I gotta help PJ! 185 00:08:33,458 --> 00:08:35,328 Otherwise McRandyHoward will never become a reality! 186 00:08:35,417 --> 00:08:36,957 That's not what I mean! 187 00:08:37,041 --> 00:08:40,791 You're right! If I help Clucker, our faces could be on top of that bucket! 188 00:08:40,875 --> 00:08:42,995 Ah! Ahh! 189 00:08:43,083 --> 00:08:47,003 -I'll bread your pudding! -What in tarnation? 190 00:08:47,083 --> 00:08:50,253 Uh... What the juice? McFist?! 191 00:08:50,333 --> 00:08:51,923 That's right. Juice McFist! 192 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,250 Everything went exactly according to my plan. 193 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:56,003 Wait, what was your plan? 194 00:08:56,083 --> 00:08:59,133 To get those two knuckleheads to knock off each other's armies 195 00:08:59,208 --> 00:09:02,628 so I could move in on their turf! And their surf! 196 00:09:05,083 --> 00:09:05,923 (gasps) 197 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,960 Say goodbye to Clucker's and McFlubbuster's, 198 00:09:09,041 --> 00:09:12,921 and say hello to Hannibal McCluckerbuster's! 199 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:16,710 -Whoa, McFist makes food now! -Bruce-licious! 200 00:09:16,792 --> 00:09:19,252 -And we only serve wraps! -(both) Wraps? 201 00:09:19,333 --> 00:09:20,833 Cunningham, wraps are the worst! 202 00:09:20,917 --> 00:09:23,077 I know. You always think they're gonna be as good as a sandwich, 203 00:09:23,166 --> 00:09:24,826 but they never are. 204 00:09:24,917 --> 00:09:26,667 We're about to lose our two favorite restaurants. 205 00:09:26,750 --> 00:09:28,170 And it's all your fault! 206 00:09:28,250 --> 00:09:29,380 My fault?! 207 00:09:31,041 --> 00:09:34,751 "A Ninja who takes more than he needs gets more than he wants." 208 00:09:34,834 --> 00:09:37,794 Oh, I took way more than I needed, and I crashed the Gravy Train. 209 00:09:37,875 --> 00:09:39,745 Right into downtown wrap city! 210 00:09:39,834 --> 00:09:43,754 (groans) I should'a called it Wrap City! That is way better! 211 00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:48,334 -(gasps) -So, you gonna... stop those things? 212 00:09:48,375 --> 00:09:51,415 -Those copter things...? -Yeah, yeah, I'm going! 213 00:09:52,166 --> 00:09:54,876 Ninja-Helicopter-Snag! 214 00:09:54,959 --> 00:09:56,749 Ninja-Leg-Removal! 215 00:09:59,208 --> 00:10:02,708 Ninja-Helicopter- Rotor-Decapitation! 216 00:10:02,792 --> 00:10:04,332 (clucks) 217 00:10:04,417 --> 00:10:06,877 Ninja-Jump! 218 00:10:06,959 --> 00:10:09,999 ♪ La-la-la la-la I'm cuttin' chickens down ♪ 219 00:10:10,083 --> 00:10:12,633 8♪ Bow-bow-bow bow-bow I saved the restaurant ♪ 220 00:10:12,709 --> 00:10:15,499 ♪ Here I go again I'm saving people now ♪ 221 00:10:15,583 --> 00:10:18,173 ♪ Fly into the air ♪ 222 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:20,040 Land. 223 00:10:20,125 --> 00:10:21,955 (groans) 224 00:10:22,041 --> 00:10:23,251 -(tires screeching) -Nailed it! 225 00:10:23,333 --> 00:10:24,543 Naw, you didn't! 226 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:26,955 You put his restaurant in my space 227 00:10:27,041 --> 00:10:30,001 and my restaurant in his space! (grunts) 228 00:10:30,083 --> 00:10:32,923 Looks like I'll be receiving your post for a while, Clucker. 229 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:37,080 But it's good to be back in bid'ness. How can we ever repay you, Ninja? 230 00:10:37,166 --> 00:10:40,916 Well, now that you mention it, I have always wanted a sandwich named after me, 231 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,670 and maybe frontsies at the drive-thru? 232 00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:44,420 And also can I have fries that look like me? 233 00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:46,460 Smokebomb. There it is, all right, let's get outta here. 234 00:10:46,542 --> 00:10:48,502 So I go to the dentist for an hour, 235 00:10:48,583 --> 00:10:51,963 and you launch an elaborate plan to take over the midscale restaurant industry? 236 00:10:52,041 --> 00:10:55,791 At least we got lunch squared away for the next five years or so. 237 00:10:55,875 --> 00:10:58,535 Wrap City. How'd I miss that one? 238 00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,785 (groans) Wish this was a sandwich. 239 00:11:01,625 --> 00:11:05,075 To stop the corrupt principal's ban on plumed hats, 240 00:11:05,166 --> 00:11:08,286 folk hero Le Beret fought back with feathers. 241 00:11:08,375 --> 00:11:11,745 -(all gasp) -Le Béret was so Bruce! 242 00:11:11,834 --> 00:11:13,464 Why isn't anybody fancy anymore? 243 00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:18,042 Thus, the Feather Rebellion of 1793, reestablished the... 244 00:11:18,125 --> 00:11:21,165 ...status quill. (chuckles) 245 00:11:21,250 --> 00:11:22,790 -Viva Le Béret! -(all cheering) 246 00:11:22,875 --> 00:11:25,915 -Hooray! Viva Le Béret! -Huzzah! 247 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:29,080 If it wasn't for Le Béret, we'd be living in a world of featherless hats! 248 00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:31,286 Wait, that's what he was fighting for? 249 00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:33,205 Huh, I was just really diggin' his steez. 250 00:11:33,291 --> 00:11:34,751 (Heidi) Baking news, Weenstagrams! 251 00:11:34,834 --> 00:11:36,504 It's your flavorite anchor H-Grubz here 252 00:11:36,583 --> 00:11:38,383 with an NHS snacksclusive! 253 00:11:38,458 --> 00:11:40,328 Cake Fries are going bye-byes! 254 00:11:40,417 --> 00:11:43,287 Ha ha! You said it, Heidi... I think. 255 00:11:43,375 --> 00:11:46,125 As of tomorrow cake fries are off the menu. 256 00:11:46,208 --> 00:11:48,378 (all) Awww. This is a travesty! 257 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:49,498 Hold on, hold on. 258 00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:51,923 Before you start shoobin' off half wonked 259 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,130 just read the pamphlets taped to your lockers. 260 00:11:54,208 --> 00:11:56,998 They're banning cake fries?! (gasps) 261 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:59,003 Did he say banning? 262 00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:02,293 He didn't have to! This cake fry clip-art has a slash through it! 263 00:12:02,375 --> 00:12:04,995 I have to do something. 264 00:12:05,083 --> 00:12:07,173 -Hm? -Whoa! 265 00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:08,500 Fellow students! 266 00:12:08,583 --> 00:12:10,833 Slimovitz can't take our cake fries. 267 00:12:10,917 --> 00:12:14,207 We have to send him a message, by not reading his message. 268 00:12:16,208 --> 00:12:19,038 -(all cheering) -Yes! Yes! 269 00:12:19,125 --> 00:12:21,625 Rip the pamphlets to shreds! Now throw it on the floor! 270 00:12:21,709 --> 00:12:24,129 Hey, man! I just swept that floor! 271 00:12:24,208 --> 00:12:25,748 Yes, you did! 272 00:12:25,834 --> 00:12:28,964 Which is why we are going to throw Slimovitz's "pamphlets" 273 00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:30,791 in the nearest recycling bin! 274 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,075 Say it with me: 275 00:12:32,166 --> 00:12:34,076 Cake fries! Cake fries! 276 00:12:34,166 --> 00:12:36,956 (all chanting) Cake fries! Cake fries! Cake fries! 277 00:12:37,041 --> 00:12:39,581 There... something... did. 278 00:12:39,667 --> 00:12:44,327 Yeah, if we were fighting pamphlets. You have to Ninja-out and save cake fries! 279 00:12:44,417 --> 00:12:48,077 I can't! Remember what happened last time Ninja tried to change snack policy? 280 00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:54,786 (growling) (belching) 281 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,825 -Mmm? -Soupsicles? 282 00:12:56,917 --> 00:12:58,957 You became a monster? We fought at McFist industries? 283 00:12:59,041 --> 00:13:01,791 -You sure that was me? -Trust me, this is not a Ninja thing. 284 00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:05,825 What we need is a folk hero, someone to stand up against the tyranny of Slimovitz! 285 00:13:05,917 --> 00:13:07,787 -But not the Ninja. -(Nomicon humming) 286 00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:10,415 Uh, sorry, I really have to take this... 287 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:11,960 (grunts) 288 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:13,421 (girl) This is the kind of injustice 289 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:14,960 Le Béret fought against! 290 00:13:15,041 --> 00:13:17,081 If he were here, he would fight for us! 291 00:13:17,166 --> 00:13:18,666 (all cheering) 292 00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:20,460 (yells) 293 00:13:20,542 --> 00:13:24,542 "He who attacks without cause has no cause to attack." 294 00:13:24,625 --> 00:13:28,325 Slimovitz attacked our cause which gave us cause to attack his cause... 295 00:13:28,417 --> 00:13:29,917 'cause cake fries! 296 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:30,880 (yelps) 297 00:13:30,959 --> 00:13:32,539 Hmm? Where'd everybody go? 298 00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:34,165 (scatting) 299 00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:36,880 Oooo, ahh, I dunno... They went to go look at something. 300 00:13:36,959 --> 00:13:40,709 Wait a minute, I wanna go look at something! Whoo! 301 00:13:43,542 --> 00:13:45,252 Ooh, yeah! 302 00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:47,043 What the honk is everyone staring... 303 00:13:47,125 --> 00:13:48,915 Oh, the clock tower's a cake fry! 304 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,420 Looks like time fries when you're having fun! 305 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:53,000 Le-Béret-is-back zing! 306 00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:56,293 But that's impossible. He'd be like... a ton of years old! 307 00:13:56,375 --> 00:13:58,125 The Ninja's 800 years old. 308 00:13:58,208 --> 00:14:00,208 Yeah, but there's more than one of ehhh... 309 00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:01,461 Look what Debbie found! 310 00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:03,542 Look everybody! It was Le Béret! 311 00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:05,165 -Ooh-yeah. -(cheering) 312 00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:06,920 All right, who's bright idea was it 313 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,920 to tear up all of my pamphlets? 314 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,040 -(gasps) -Le Béret lives! 315 00:14:11,125 --> 00:14:15,125 And he or she will taste sweet salty justice! 316 00:14:15,208 --> 00:14:18,998 (all chanting) Cake fries! Cake fries! Cake fries! 317 00:14:19,083 --> 00:14:21,293 Man, you should have seen it. Slimovitz was all, "Waaah!" 318 00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:23,415 And everyone was like, "Blaaah!" It was amazing. 319 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:27,500 Oh, sorry, I missed it, but uh... duty called. 320 00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:29,423 Ha-ha, duty, classic. 321 00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:31,330 It's not a joke, Cunningham. Not this time. 322 00:14:31,417 --> 00:14:32,787 Well, even though Ninja can't do it, 323 00:14:32,875 --> 00:14:35,745 it's pretty schweet that someone's fighting for cake fries. 324 00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,834 My gut says it could be Bucky. 325 00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:41,495 But my brain says, "Really? Bucky?" 326 00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:46,253 Attençion, classe. Make your books with page 138, s'il vous plaît. 327 00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:48,133 Ooh, oh, oh! 328 00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:50,705 Zut alors! (shrieks) 329 00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:54,131 (all gasping) 330 00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:57,288 (gasps) Le Béret! He or she struck again! 331 00:14:57,375 --> 00:15:02,285 -Viva les cake-frites! -Maybe it's Debbie Kang... 332 00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:06,955 (all chanting) Cake fries! Cake fries! Cake fries! 333 00:15:07,041 --> 00:15:11,581 Now, I know there have been rumors that "someone" is trying to save cake fries... 334 00:15:11,667 --> 00:15:14,457 -It's Le Béret! -(groans) There is no Le Béret! 335 00:15:14,542 --> 00:15:17,002 And anyone caught engaging in Le Béret-like activities 336 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:20,423 or wearing a beret, will be suspended! 337 00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:21,750 Viva les cake-frites! 338 00:15:21,834 --> 00:15:24,294 -(all chanting) Cake fries! - Cake-frites... (groans) 339 00:15:24,375 --> 00:15:27,325 Cake fries are gone and they're not coming back. 340 00:15:27,417 --> 00:15:29,327 Just read the pamphlet! 341 00:15:31,041 --> 00:15:33,631 -Huh? -(gasping) 342 00:15:33,709 --> 00:15:35,379 "Viva les cake-frites!"? 343 00:15:35,458 --> 00:15:38,878 -It is Le Béret! -In your face, Slimovitz! 344 00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:44,666 Oh, no. 345 00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:47,670 Ah! Help! I can't swim... in batter! 346 00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:50,040 -We gotta help him! -No! Let him swim in it for a while. 347 00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:51,785 -That he'll change his tune. -But he'll drown! 348 00:15:51,875 --> 00:15:53,825 He can't swim... In batter! 349 00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,381 (both panting) 350 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:02,078 I owe you my life! I owe you my life! 351 00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:06,955 With cake fry fever on the rise, all of NHS is question marking: 352 00:16:07,041 --> 00:16:09,541 Will P-swizzle flop flip his p'stance? 353 00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:12,785 Mm. Yes. Yes, I will, Heidi. 354 00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:16,205 -Viva les cake-frites! -(cheering) 355 00:16:16,291 --> 00:16:20,581 We were going to remove cake fries from the school tomorrow, 356 00:16:20,667 --> 00:16:23,747 but instead we're removing them immediately! 357 00:16:23,834 --> 00:16:26,884 -(phone ringing) -"Gene Levine, the Disco Machine." 358 00:16:26,959 --> 00:16:30,539 Oh, I'm sorry. I was trying to call Gene Levine, the Disposal Machine. 359 00:16:30,625 --> 00:16:32,325 Please hold. 360 00:16:32,417 --> 00:16:34,917 Gene Levine, the Disposal Machine. 361 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,790 Hi, Gene, Irving Slimovitz. 362 00:16:36,875 --> 00:16:41,285 I have a school full of cake fry batter and I need to dispose of it. 363 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:45,375 Wouldn't ya know it, all my batter disposal trucks is out right now. 364 00:16:45,375 --> 00:16:46,575 But how does blimp sound? 365 00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:49,037 Unnecessarily dramatic! I'll take it! 366 00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:51,125 (grunting) 367 00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:54,628 O-M-Juice! If Debbie Kang was willing to drown Slimovitz, 368 00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,629 how far will she go to stop that blimp? 369 00:16:56,709 --> 00:17:00,039 The oppression of Principal Slimovitz will not stand! 370 00:17:00,125 --> 00:17:02,455 Give us cake fries or give us... (shrieks) 371 00:17:02,542 --> 00:17:04,132 Ninja?! You here to join the cause?! 372 00:17:04,208 --> 00:17:06,628 -We're having a sit-in after school. -Join the cause? No! 373 00:17:06,709 --> 00:17:08,579 I'm here to stop you before someone gets hurt! 374 00:17:08,667 --> 00:17:11,747 -Me? -Yes, you! You're Le Béret! 375 00:17:11,834 --> 00:17:14,584 -(all gasping) -I'm flattered, but I am not Le Béret. 376 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:17,747 But you're always... with the "Viva the this!" and the "Cake fries the that!" 377 00:17:17,834 --> 00:17:21,084 I like what he or she stands for but it's not me. 378 00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:23,666 Oh, exactly what someone who was Le Béret 379 00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:26,130 but didn't want me to think they're Le Béret would say! 380 00:17:26,208 --> 00:17:28,248 (chuckles) I am Le Béret. 381 00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:31,543 Or... you're not Le Béret and he is! Nailed it! 382 00:17:31,625 --> 00:17:35,325 (chuckle) Principal Slimovitz, you have ignored my message. 383 00:17:35,417 --> 00:17:37,577 You have left me no choice. 384 00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:40,127 Cake fries will never leave NHS. 385 00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:41,748 Viva les cake-frites! 386 00:17:41,834 --> 00:17:43,254 (all) Viva les cake-frites! 387 00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:45,083 How's he going to stop cake fries from leaving? 388 00:17:45,166 --> 00:17:46,916 It's not like you can just attack a blimp... 389 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,380 (gasps) He's gonna attack a blimp! 390 00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:50,208 Smokebomb! 391 00:17:50,291 --> 00:17:53,581 (Gene) Wouldn't ya know it! I got clamps. 392 00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:55,167 Gene! What the juice happened? 393 00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:58,000 I just finished pumpin' that blimp full'a batter, 394 00:17:58,083 --> 00:18:01,043 when some weirdo shot me with a clamp gun! 395 00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:03,075 But... if you're down here, who's flying that blimp? 396 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:05,536 Ah, that weirdo with the clamp gun, I assume. 397 00:18:05,625 --> 00:18:06,955 I gotta get up there! 398 00:18:07,041 --> 00:18:09,381 I'll be here. 'Cause I'm clamped! 399 00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:13,959 (grunts) 400 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:18,330 Huh? Nobody's flying this blimp! 401 00:18:18,417 --> 00:18:21,827 What are you doing here, Ninja? This doesn't concern you! 402 00:18:21,917 --> 00:18:23,877 Doesn't concern me?! I have to stop you from... 403 00:18:23,959 --> 00:18:27,039 ...what... Ever... it is... you're doing. What are you doing? 404 00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:31,455 I'm dumping all the batter back into the school where it belongs! 405 00:18:31,542 --> 00:18:33,382 I can't let you do that, Le Béret. 406 00:18:33,458 --> 00:18:35,628 I cannot let you not let me do that, Ninja. 407 00:18:35,709 --> 00:18:37,289 This is what the people want! 408 00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:38,825 Les clamp! 409 00:18:40,041 --> 00:18:43,291 -Would you get off! -(both yelling) 410 00:18:43,375 --> 00:18:44,375 (grunts) 411 00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,207 (chuckles) 412 00:18:48,291 --> 00:18:50,131 (grunting) 413 00:18:50,208 --> 00:18:52,748 Le Béret, no! 414 00:18:52,834 --> 00:18:55,504 (computer voice) Batter Dump in 30 seconds, 29... 415 00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:58,583 You're too late! The cake fries have come home to roost! 416 00:18:58,667 --> 00:19:00,667 You should have stayed out of this! 417 00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:03,420 Remember the last time Ninja tried to change snack policy? 418 00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:06,750 Yeah, but... Wait a honkin' second. I said that to... 419 00:19:06,834 --> 00:19:09,294 Howard?! You're Le Béret? But how? 420 00:19:09,375 --> 00:19:13,415 Every time I said I was going to the bathroom, I was actually being Le Béret. 421 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:16,000 Well, except after lunch, that time I did go to the bathroom. 422 00:19:16,083 --> 00:19:19,253 Then I went to McFist Industries with my dad's ID badge 423 00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:21,083 and got this glider and a clamp gun. 424 00:19:21,166 --> 00:19:23,536 You said it yourself: we needed a folk hero, 425 00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:26,995 someone to stand up against the tyranny of Slimovitz! 426 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,833 By the way, how Bruce are these boots? 427 00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:31,037 I think I'm gonna start dressing like this. 428 00:19:32,208 --> 00:19:34,208 Slimovitz isn't getting rid of cake fries. 429 00:19:34,291 --> 00:19:37,211 They're being discontinued, and replaced with... pudding tots! 430 00:19:37,291 --> 00:19:40,831 Ooh! Pudding Tots! How good do those sound? 431 00:19:40,917 --> 00:19:44,207 "He who attacks without cause has no cause to attack." 432 00:19:44,291 --> 00:19:47,581 It wasn't Slimovitz who attacked without cause, it was me! (groans) 433 00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:48,667 Should'a read the pamphlet! 434 00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:50,750 (computer voice) Batter Dump in, five, four... 435 00:19:50,834 --> 00:19:52,834 -We have to stop that Dump! -(grunts) 436 00:19:52,917 --> 00:19:55,287 (computer voice) Batter Dumped. Look out below. 437 00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,290 Oh, boy. There are kids in there! 438 00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:01,245 School's over! What kind of kid stays in school after 3pm? 439 00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:04,253 The kind you inspired to hold a peaceful sit-in demonstration! 440 00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:08,133 I have followers? We need to save my followers! 441 00:20:12,542 --> 00:20:15,132 -Take a right! -I'm going left! 442 00:20:15,208 --> 00:20:17,128 -(both yell) -Right it is! 443 00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:21,500 There! 444 00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:26,125 (all screaming) 445 00:20:26,208 --> 00:20:28,418 Howard Weinerman is Le Béret?! 446 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,670 -Hey! Why's that surprising? -It's just... 447 00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:34,330 I never thought of you as a rebel hero before. 448 00:20:34,417 --> 00:20:37,327 -It's kinda Bruce. -Ohh, it's the boots, right? 449 00:20:37,417 --> 00:20:38,877 (gasps) 450 00:20:38,959 --> 00:20:40,539 (grunts) 451 00:20:40,625 --> 00:20:44,205 (all screaming) 452 00:20:44,291 --> 00:20:47,251 -Did you do this?! -Technically, yes. 453 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:50,963 Also, actually, yes. So, yes. 454 00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:53,041 How am I supposed to stop an ocean of cake batter? 455 00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:55,075 -I dunno, bake it? -Bake it! Howard, that's it! 456 00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:57,916 You're a genius! Tengu-Fireball! 457 00:20:59,041 --> 00:21:00,831 (all cheering) 458 00:21:00,917 --> 00:21:01,997 Is everybody OK? 459 00:21:02,083 --> 00:21:04,793 Frankly, Ninja, I've had batter days. 460 00:21:04,875 --> 00:21:06,575 Almost-caked-my-pants zing! 461 00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:08,497 Um... I don't know if you guys should eat the... 462 00:21:08,583 --> 00:21:13,213 No, Ninja. Let them eat cake... fries. 463 00:21:13,291 --> 00:21:15,211 Cake-frizzles may be off the mizzle, 464 00:21:15,291 --> 00:21:18,501 but shanks to Le Béret, pudding tots drop on Monday! 465 00:21:18,583 --> 00:21:21,753 Aaah! We were always getting pudding tots! 466 00:21:21,834 --> 00:21:25,214 Didn't anybody read my pamphlets?! 467 00:21:25,291 --> 00:21:29,331 Oh, real nice. The guy who gave them pudding tots has to shovel burnt batter! 468 00:21:29,417 --> 00:21:32,627 Uh... You're also the guy who battered the school, so... 469 00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:35,459 I'm just sayin', that this is no way to treat a hero. 470 00:21:35,542 --> 00:21:39,002 Come on, guys! Le Béret was there for us! We need to be here for him! 471 00:21:39,083 --> 00:21:40,583 (all cheering) 472 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:42,497 Hey, you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? 473 00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:44,503 Just back away slowly, Cunningham. 474 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,210 (grunts) 475 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:51,875 (theme music playing) 37390

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