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-♪ Go ninja! ♪
-(Randy) I was chosen to protect my school
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from the forces of evil.
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I am the Ninja. I am Randy Cunningham.
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♪ Smokebomb ♪
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(tires screeching)
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Faking sick to stay home from school?
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How have we never thought of that?
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Brock Octane is a role model.
And tomorrow we will follow his example.
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(both) Fake sick!
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Shh!
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Okay, here goes nothin'.
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Ninja-Pukin'-Poke!
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(retching sound)
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(toilet flushes)
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Mommy?
(groans)
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I don't think I can do school today.
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(groans)
I gotta stay home, Mort. Sick. Fever.
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A fever, Howie? Oh, no.
Better take your temperature.
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Aaah!
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Oh, no, we lost the mouth thermometer.
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So... where's that one going?
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(Howard) No!
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Bad news, Cunningham.
Mort called my bluff.
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Also, temperature's normal.
Looks like we're going to school.
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(slurping, chuckles)
Whaddya mean "we"?
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You can't stay home
if I have to go to school.
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That's the rule!
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Howard, I horked hard for this day off!
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Not my fault you wonked your lie.
I'm staying home.
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(grunts)
But it's not fair!
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It's not not fair!
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-Well, it's not not not fair!
-And, you're hung up on.
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Where was I? About to interrogate
some shifty penguins I believe.
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(video game sounds)
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-(penguin squawks)
-(book vibrating)
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Make it quick. Inspector Cunningham
has some flightless birds to question.
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You can't make me squawk!
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(screams, grunts)
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I know what you're gonna say,
and lemme stop you right there.
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You're gonna say,
"The Ninja can't take a sick day."
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And I'll be all, "Whaaaat? The Ninja can't
take a sick day?" How is that even fair?
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"The Ninja can take a sick day."
Oh. Then I vloomp corrected. So Bruce!
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(mimics gun noises, grunts)
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Okay, Squawko, time to find out what you
were doing in the polar bear den, hm?
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(penguin screams)
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-Poisonous cats? Hurricannon?
-Done it. Don't want to.
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-Cybernetic tree army?
-Dumb.
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(groans)
You haven't even tried it yet!
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Don't need to. I heard it's dumb.
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If you don't like any of my Ninja
destroying plans, you think of one!
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Fine. I will. And it's gonna be the
real McCoy! None of this dumb stuff.
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Hmmm. Now about a plan...
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Plan, plan, plan... plan.
Plan, plan, plan... plan... plan.
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Ever see a word so much,
it just kinda loses its meaning?
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-How's that plan coming?
-Don't rush me!
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I confess! I confess! I iced that bearin cold blood, I tell ya! In cold blood!
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(game) You have confessed all of penguins.
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Yes! So Bruce! Best sick day ever!
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-(giggles)
-(doorbell rings)
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Hold the honk on, I'm coming!
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Uh, Dr. Sam?
What the pediatrician are you doing here?
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Hey there, big guy. Your mommy called
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and said somebody had a bad case
of the yuckies. Is that twoo?
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Yeah, I got the yuckies. Weal bad.
(coughs)
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You don't wook sick. What's da matter?
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Ooo, yeah... my blood... hurts?
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Bad bwood? Oh, no.
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And it gets worse! My ears are burning,
and my teeth are freezing!
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Not to mention I'm seeing the plaids
and my tummy tingles?
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-Ooo.
-Also... my butt is numb.
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Well, um, Wandy, you're gonna have to be
a bwave liddle fella and stay home today.
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That's the plan, Dr. Sam!
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Whoa.
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General Mike? Dr. Sam. We got a Code
Brown in Norrisville. It's Donkey Pox.
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(video game sounds)
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(grunting)
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-Aw, yes!
-(phone ringing)
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-Randy here.
-I said, I said, Chuck Clucker here.
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And you, sir, have won a bucket
of my world-famous Chicken Slam-Ritos.
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To claim your reward,
simply come to the school...
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Aw, forget it Howard, I'm not coming.
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Ah! But who am I gonna eat lunch with?
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Howard, it's just one day.
You can eat lunch alone.
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Stupid Cunningham. Eat lunch alone?
You can't eat lunch alone. Wait, can you?
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(thunder roars)
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(shudders)
Yeah, I didn't think so.
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If I can't get Cunningham here
before lunch...
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...maybe I can get the Ninja.
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(donkey brays)
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(groans)
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(chuckles)
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You know what's better
than watching you struggle? Nothing.
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I'm not struggling.
I'm... brainstorming. Yes!
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Yeah, that's it.
Braining up a storm over here.
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(grunting)
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Oh, look, there's the phone.
Better get it.
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Hello, McFist speaking.
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Wow, really? The number on the McFist Pad
dials you directly?
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Sure, why not?
Let's go with that. What do you want?
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Don't ask me who I am or how I know this,
but the Ninja's pulling a sickie.
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So if you send a robot to school
right now,
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you can catch him off guard
and probably beat him.
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Slow down! Ninja... sickie...
robot... school...
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It's gotta be here before lunch.
(stomach rumbles)
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Oh... so hungry.
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Hunger-bot, eh? I like it!
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Oh, Hannibal, you did not just get
your plan from some guy on the phone.
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Sure did! Ooh, and it's a doozie!
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It doesn't concern you that someone out
there knows you want to destroy the Ninja?
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Nah, this guy seemed cool about it.
I think we're good. Now get to work!
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(phone rings)
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(yells)
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(game) You have bogeyed back to monkey.
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Bogeyed back to monkey?You're playing "Missing Links" without me?
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Bah! I'm not coming to school
just to eat lunch with you.
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Fine. Just thought you'd wanna knowa robot's attacking the school.
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-(robot roaring)
-(gasps)
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Oh, my nosh!
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Hide your snacks, lunchkateers,NHS is on the menu for this Bot-attack.
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Hopefully Ninja showsto pop this bot some just desserts.
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-(roaring)
-(Heidi screams)
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-Howard, it's Ninja time!
-(Howard chuckles)
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-I think you meant lunch time!
-What was that?
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-What? Nothing. Just get here.- Hmm...
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What the plastic?
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The pwastic keeps you sepawated
from the genewal popuwation.
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There's a special doctor word for that:
Quawwantine.
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"Quawwantine"? Why am I quawwantined?
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I wooked up your symptoms
in my super special doctor book.
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And you have a nasty case
of the Donkey Pox, champ.
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Here, have a sticker.
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Uh-oh! You can't see that.
It says "Get Well Soon!"
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Which you won't.
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Please! You have to let me out!
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(panting)
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Nomicon! You said, and I quote:
"The Ninja can take a sick day."
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All I did was take a sick day and now
everything's wonked to shoob-livion!
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Ooh... I faked sick. You know,
I feel like I got Nomi-played on that one.
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-(book hums)
-All right, you don't have to rub it in.
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Dr. Sam!
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Listen, I'm not really sick. I was faking.
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But, what about your symptoms,
little big man?
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I mean, what about your numb-butt?
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I lied. I can totally feel my butt.
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(screeches)
Ya, see?
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Cheezum Pete's! Lied?
Why would anyone lie about the sickies?
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Sickies are the worst-ies.
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Sorry, Dr. Sam. I gotta get to school.
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Yes, you do! Education is important
fow healfy growing boys.
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Uh, you're not gonna tell my mom
about this are you?
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Fwaid I have to, widdle buddy. Sowwy.
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Boo.
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All right, you worthless grunts,
let's de-bag this house!
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Dr. Sam, the decontamination missile
is still en route...
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En route, in route, en rou...
it's on its way.
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Oh... the missile. I always forget
that Code Brown ends in a missile strike.
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Leave the bag! We're buggin' out!
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(roaring)
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-C'mon Cunningham...
-Smokebomb!
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You can relax. I'm here.
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Finally! Lunch starts in 30 seconds!
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So, you know,
hurry up with the Ninja-thing.
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-(screams)
-(gasps)
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Ninja-Ring!
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Okay, so that happened.
Maybe try some... Ninja-Hot-Balls!
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Ninja-Stop-Drop-And-Roll!
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How 'bout a Ninja-Bee-Ball!
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-(cell phone rings)
-You got Randy.
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Hey, pardner. We haz an uh-oh.
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See what happened was-wuz
I didn't really use my brainsies.
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Uh-huh, yeah, okay, yeah,
let me stop you there.
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You sent a honkin' missile
to destroy my house?
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I know I shouldn't have faked sick...
but a missile?
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-(roaring)
-(grunting)
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Can we schedule my check up later?
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-(beeps)
-(gulps)
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(screaming)
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Stop... eating... me!
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Speaking of eating, can we hurry this up?
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Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm just a little busy
trying not to get eaten.
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Not to mention there's a missile
screaming towards my house...
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You think it's that missile?
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Or do you think it's, like,
another missile? Or, what?
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Missile! Ninja-Forming-A-Plan!
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(grunts)
Hope to cheese this works.
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Oh, Hunger-Bot, eat this!
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Missile, huh? This is why
you don't fake sick without me.
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Your dumb plan failed again, Viceroy.
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It wasn't my plan.
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Well, someone told it to me.
That was you on the phone, wasn't it?
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(groans)
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-(school bell rings)
-(Randy) Can you believe? Grounded a week!
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Hey, the important thing is,
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you still got here in time for lunch.
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Quarantine, missiles, robots...
I really packed it in, didn't I?
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It's like you took a whole day off
in half a day!
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(both) Hmm? Day-off!
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Good thing McFist sent in that robot
or my house woulda been shoobed.
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-Eh, you're welcome.
-You did that?
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Yes!
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(Howard) I told Uncle Buhaj,
"Bring me something Bruce from Australia!"
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And what's he get me?
A stupid crooked stick!
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Howard, that's a boomerang!
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More like a bummerang.
It doesn't do anything.
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You can't even point with it.
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You throw it, right,
and it comes back to you!
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It's like a stick you can't lose!
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Can't lose. I like those odds.
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What are you waiting for? Throw it!
It'll fly right back to your hand!
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You said I couldn't lose it!
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It was supposed to come back.
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Maybe the batteries are low.
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We can't go to it!
It'll be like the crooked stick won!
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-Found the boomerang.
-(Howard groans)
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Well, let's go ask McFist for it back.
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But, Howard, he's my arch-nemesis!
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Yeah, well, right now your arch-nemesis
has my honkin' one-way crooked stick.
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(groans)
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(doorbell rings)
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Hello! I'm out antiquing with Marci,but we'll be back Sunday!
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Probably shouldn't mention we're goneall weekend. I'll just record ano...
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I guess we'll have to wait
'til they get back.
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But Uncle Buhaj's
coming for dinner tomorrow.
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If he finds out I lost that thing, he'll
stop getting me presents when he travels.
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And he's going to Canada next, Cunningham.
Canada!
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Fine. I'll ninja-out and get your
boomerang back, okay? Wait here.
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Hurry up. I'm already bored.
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I'm the Ninja. I'll be in and out.
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(grunts)
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(Australian accent)
Crikey, there ya are, mate!
231
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,673
(normal voice)
Totally nailed that accent.
232
00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:34,250
(gasps)
233
00:12:34,333 --> 00:12:37,503
(laughing)
This is pretty fun.
234
00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:38,923
-Bouncing!
-Hey, Ninja!
235
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,330
-I come up here, you're bouncin' off?
-I'm not bouncing.
236
00:12:41,417 --> 00:12:43,877
-What happened to "in and out"?
-How'd you even get up here?
237
00:12:43,959 --> 00:12:45,039
Front door was open.
238
00:12:45,125 --> 00:12:48,035
You outta see all the crazy
Bruce stuff McFist has!
239
00:12:48,125 --> 00:12:51,875
I don't know. I mean, I got the boomerang.
We should probably go.
240
00:12:51,959 --> 00:12:55,499
Can we take the escalator? I really don't
like when you carry me. It's awkward.
241
00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:57,753
-(humming)
-Please hold for Nomicon.
242
00:12:58,792 --> 00:13:01,752
-(grunts)
-(laughing)
243
00:13:03,375 --> 00:13:05,375
(screams)
244
00:13:09,125 --> 00:13:11,375
"Don't go in someone else's house."
245
00:13:13,875 --> 00:13:16,825
All right, okay, okay,
this is a tricky one. Let's see:
246
00:13:16,917 --> 00:13:18,497
Don't go in someone else's house.
247
00:13:18,583 --> 00:13:20,963
But McFist isn't just "someone",
he's McFist,
248
00:13:21,041 --> 00:13:22,881
and this isn't a house, it's a mansion.
249
00:13:22,959 --> 00:13:25,169
So unless I'm over-thinking this,
you're telling me:
250
00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:28,540
"Do go in McFist's mansion. Yes"!
251
00:13:31,208 --> 00:13:32,038
Mm-hmm.
252
00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:36,880
(female voice)
Fourth Floor: Go-Kart Race Track.
253
00:13:36,959 --> 00:13:40,249
Third Floor: Super Fun Old West Town.
254
00:13:40,333 --> 00:13:42,503
I can't believe
I almost didn't come in here!
255
00:13:42,583 --> 00:13:45,253
I am so glad the Nomicon told me to do it!
256
00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:46,543
I told you to do it!
257
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:49,995
-But really the Nomicon told me.
-(female voice) First Floor: Exit.
258
00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:52,213
First floor?
What happened to Second Floor?
259
00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:54,791
(female voice)
Second Floor: Best Arcade in the World.
260
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:56,415
(both exclaim)
261
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:59,080
-(both laughing)
-Okay...
262
00:14:01,917 --> 00:14:05,917
(Viceroy) "Viceroy, feed the piranha
and wash the peacocks while we're gone!
263
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,000
And then leave!"
264
00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:09,503
Hannibal, it would be my pleasure...
265
00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:14,003
to not leave and watch the entire
There's Someone in the House series! Whoo!
266
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,750
-(whimpers)
-(knocking)
267
00:14:27,875 --> 00:14:28,825
(shudders)
268
00:14:28,917 --> 00:14:30,747
-(laughing)
-(video game noises)
269
00:14:30,834 --> 00:14:34,134
-There's someone in the house.- There's someone in the house.
270
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,708
-(electronic noises)
-Oh no!
271
00:14:37,792 --> 00:14:39,922
I know what happens
when you "check it out,"
272
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,670
in There's Someone in the House, Too,Also and Again!
273
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:46,540
-Hmm?
-(beeping)
274
00:14:46,625 --> 00:14:48,875
Fine, we'll both check it out.
275
00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:51,709
This is the best arcade in the world!
276
00:14:51,792 --> 00:14:53,712
Female Voice was right!
277
00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:55,542
(tires screeching)
278
00:14:56,959 --> 00:14:57,879
(screams)
279
00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:00,043
Did you hear something?
280
00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:03,285
All I hear is a bunch of go-karts
not being ridden!
281
00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:07,325
(laughing)
Hurry up! They got sparkley helmets!
282
00:15:07,417 --> 00:15:09,537
(laughing)
283
00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:13,712
-(Randy and Howard laughing)
-(groans)
284
00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:29,633
This is so much Brucer
than throwing a boomerang!
285
00:15:29,709 --> 00:15:31,499
You know, I gotta hand it to ya,
Cunningham.
286
00:15:31,583 --> 00:15:33,383
When I said,
"Let's go in McFist's mansion,"
287
00:15:33,458 --> 00:15:37,418
I was sure you were gonna be like,
"No, we're not doing any fun things!"
288
00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:39,330
But we're doing all the fun things!
289
00:15:39,417 --> 00:15:42,747
Best part is: For once I did not
wonk up the Nomicon's advice.
290
00:15:42,834 --> 00:15:45,464
Also, the go-karts.
That's a best part, too.
291
00:15:45,542 --> 00:15:47,002
(Viceroy) Is someone up there?
292
00:15:47,083 --> 00:15:49,003
Viceroy! Let's get outta here!
293
00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:54,793
Huh? Uh... ooo...
294
00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:56,705
Which door did we come through?
295
00:15:57,542 --> 00:16:01,042
Forget this! I'm calling in backup!
296
00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:03,125
(beeping)
297
00:16:03,208 --> 00:16:05,708
Intruder detected.
298
00:16:10,709 --> 00:16:13,499
We just need to find the escalator
and get the juice outta here.
299
00:16:14,959 --> 00:16:18,499
-Uh... Cunningham?
-Did you find the escalator?
300
00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:19,793
I did not.
301
00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:27,785
Easy, pardner. No need to start blastin'.
302
00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:30,785
We're just a couple of tender feet
looking for the front door.
303
00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:35,455
Y'all are intruding. I'm abouts to deliver
some down-home security.
304
00:16:35,542 --> 00:16:37,382
What do you think he means by... aah!
305
00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:38,878
Run!
306
00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:42,665
Yeehaw. Blast'em cowboy.
307
00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:44,250
Ninja-Scarf-Swing-Kick!
308
00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:45,423
(screams)
309
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:49,920
(Viceroy mumbling indistinct)
310
00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:58,080
(female voice)
Welcome to the McPanic Room.
311
00:16:58,166 --> 00:17:00,956
There, there, sweet baby.Mama make it all better.
312
00:17:01,041 --> 00:17:02,421
-(rumbling)
-(screams)
313
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:04,290
It's not all better, it's worse!
314
00:17:04,375 --> 00:17:08,205
-Otto... round up the posse!
-(Otto beeps)
315
00:17:08,291 --> 00:17:10,921
(groovy music playing)
316
00:17:18,041 --> 00:17:19,791
Ha! Now what'chu gonna do?
317
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:22,708
Oh, boy.
318
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:28,040
Why is this happening?
319
00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:30,785
You said the Nomicon said
we were good to do this!
320
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:34,165
It did! It said
"Don't go in someone else's house."
321
00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:35,670
-What?
-No, it's cool.
322
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:37,250
It's a metaphor. Or a simile.
323
00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:40,003
You know, something that says one thing
but means something else.
324
00:17:40,083 --> 00:17:42,293
Pretty sure it meant the first thing,
you shoob!
325
00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:45,625
You know, maybe you should start
running this wisdom by me first.
326
00:17:45,709 --> 00:17:46,829
Huh?
327
00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:03,500
Hey, remember when I said
it was awkward when you carry me,
328
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,133
well, this isn't one of those times! Run!
329
00:18:10,625 --> 00:18:14,075
We're going down these stairs fast!
This has gotta be a record!
330
00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:18,830
The front door!
331
00:18:18,917 --> 00:18:20,497
(Howard chuckling)
332
00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:26,667
Ninja, you forget the goal? You know, us?
Getting out of here? Unblasted?
333
00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:29,170
Howard, the mansion is wired with cameras!
334
00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:33,420
And I Ninja-ed out! If I don't delete the
security footage, will know I'm the Ninja!
335
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:34,920
We'll deal with that later!
336
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,420
No, I epically want this.
I have to fix it.
337
00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:45,625
I'm just gonna hang... over here.
338
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:51,290
Quick-Draw-Ninja-Ring!
339
00:18:56,417 --> 00:18:59,497
Ninja-Laser-Dodge!
Ninja-Laser-Dodge! Ninja-Laser-Dodge!
340
00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:01,043
(grunting)
341
00:19:06,583 --> 00:19:07,793
(screams)
342
00:19:15,709 --> 00:19:18,289
Whoa, what is that thing?
343
00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:21,875
Are you serious? It's why
we came in here in the first place!
344
00:19:21,959 --> 00:19:26,039
Oh, right, right, right. Yeah, we probably
should've just left it on the roof.
345
00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:31,915
-Not really crazy about that thing anyway.
-I am so mad at you right now!
346
00:19:32,917 --> 00:19:34,667
Adios, intruder.
347
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,923
-Howard! The boomerang!
-What's a boomerang?
348
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,250
The crooked stick!
Throw the crooked stick!
349
00:19:49,583 --> 00:19:51,423
Weinerman-Lame-Gift-Throw!
350
00:19:52,917 --> 00:19:54,417
Ohh...
351
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:57,790
Yes! Come back to me, boomerang!
352
00:19:58,166 --> 00:19:59,286
Dang.
353
00:20:00,709 --> 00:20:02,129
Ninja-Hang'em-High!
354
00:20:07,792 --> 00:20:08,962
(Howard chuckles)
355
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,711
Thanks, buddy.
Now let's find McFist's control room,
356
00:20:11,792 --> 00:20:13,752
delete the security footage
and get out of here.
357
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,170
(both) Uh...
358
00:20:21,709 --> 00:20:23,539
-What have you done?
-Sounded like burglars,
359
00:20:23,625 --> 00:20:24,915
or lions, or burglarin' lions.
360
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,380
Never trust a lion,
that's what my dad always says.
361
00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:29,208
I know exactly what happened.
362
00:20:29,291 --> 00:20:30,631
You do?
363
00:20:30,709 --> 00:20:34,539
You two have been gettin' rowdy in here
while McFist is gone!
364
00:20:34,625 --> 00:20:36,955
But how did you survive my cowpokes?
365
00:20:37,041 --> 00:20:40,211
-They, um, blew up on their own.
-Hmm.
366
00:20:40,291 --> 00:20:42,461
Glad we got that cleared up!
We'll be on our way...
367
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:45,212
H'oh no! You're not going anywhere!
368
00:20:45,291 --> 00:20:49,381
I want McFist to meet the fools
who trashed his mansion!
369
00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:56,377
Sure, no problem "Hannibal".
Or is it "Marci"?
370
00:20:56,458 --> 00:20:59,378
I'm assuming one of those is your name
or that would mean that...
371
00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:01,788
(chuckles)
Dude, you are so busted.
372
00:21:01,875 --> 00:21:04,995
Fine. So maybe I'm not supposed
to be hangin' around in here either.
373
00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:06,543
What are you gonna do, tell McFist?
374
00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:10,375
Please don't tell McFist!
375
00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:13,418
Erase the security footage
and no one'll ever know what went down.
376
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:14,750
Security footage?
377
00:21:14,834 --> 00:21:17,924
I turned those cameras off
the second the McFist's left.
378
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,210
This ain't my first rodeo.
379
00:21:19,291 --> 00:21:22,131
(chuckles)
(Viceroy) Rodeo. 'Cause of the cowpokes.
380
00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:24,078
(Randy and Howard) Boooo!
381
00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:27,416
Cleaning McFist's mansion
was way less fun than trashing it.
382
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,540
Gah! I lost my crooked stick, again!
383
00:21:29,625 --> 00:21:31,995
So much for getting another gift
from Uncle Buhaj.
384
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:34,253
Don't worry, that boomerang'll turn up.
385
00:21:35,625 --> 00:21:37,165
Don't worry, Suger-Toes!
386
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:40,040
Nothing's going to happen
to your precious new vase...
387
00:21:40,125 --> 00:21:42,955
Or is it vase? Vase of vase?
Well, if it's a new vase...
388
00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:47,036
(whines)
What?
389
00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:51,125
(theme music playing)
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