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-♪ Go, ninja! ♪
-(Randy) I was chosen to protect my school
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from the forces of evil.
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I am the ninja.
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I am Randy Cunningham.
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♪ Smoke bomb ♪
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(all chattering indistinctly)
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(boy) This is going to be awesome!
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Ah, the annual Freshman field trip
to Mount Chuck.
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(mimicking a man's voice)
The world's only man-made volcano.
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Glory awaits, Howard.
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-(chattering indistinctly)
-When we spit in volcano,
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we'll be joining Norrisville High's
all-time greats.
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Of course we won't actually
be going up the volcano,
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that's for hooligans,
daredevils and tomfoolers.
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Nope, we're headed to the informative
and school board approved museum of silt.
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-(all groan)
-Silt, silt, silt!
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Now, before we go in,
I want to say one thing.
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(laughs)
Oh, Jerry.
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Every year, some numbskull tries
to sneak up the volcano to spit in it.
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That's us, Howard. We are that numbskull.
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Which is why we're using the buddy system.
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If you stray more than five feet
from your buddy,
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you both get a month's detention.
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-(all grumbling)
-For added security,
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I'm pairing a responsible student
with a numbskull.
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-(Mrs. Driscoll) Bucky, you're with Randy.
-(moans)
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-Flute girl, you're with Howard.
-Ooh!
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-(Mrs. Driscoll) Julian, with Stevens.
-(plays sad tone)
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(growls)
Oh, great. What do we do now, huh?
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I mean, I was all excited to sneak off
and luge into that volcano.
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And scarf down some victory nachos.
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If it was easy, it wouldn't be awesome.
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We just have to find a way
to get up there.
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Rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo...
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No funny business, you two.
I got my sockets on you.
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Viceroy, when I told you to design
an evil, new creation to catch the ninja,
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did I say anything about it being
a disgusting, useless blob?
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Hmm, let me check my notes.
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I don't care if it's disgustingor useless,
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I just want a blob!
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Get rid of them! All of them!
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-(groans)
-(beeping)
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Gene Levine, the disposal machine,
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for when it absolutely,
positutely gotsta be disappeared.
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Gene-o, Viceroy.
I need something disappeared.
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-Positutely?
-Positutely.
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(male narrator) Mount Chuck,
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Norrisville's most recognizable landmark.
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Our city fathers designed heras a tourist mecca...
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-(grumbling)
- ... the Krakatoa of the west.
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However, after a spiritedinaugural eruption,
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they decided to cap the lava.
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Picture it, Bucky.
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Oceans of virgin silt,
just waiting to be discovered.
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I'm not breaking the rules, Randy.
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There's silt up there Mrs. Driscoll
has never seen before!
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(Randy)
And circumferences she couldn't imagine.
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-(moans)
-(vibrates)
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Would you excuse me, Bucky?
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I gotta, you know... something.
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(gasps)
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(screams)
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(Randy)
"A ninja must never endanger the innocent,
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but he must always defendthe defenseless."
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I don't have time
for first day ninja stuff,
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I'm trying to sweet talk
Bucky up a volcano here!
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(camera whirring)
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What do you say, partner?
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You volca-know you wanna come with me.
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You do make a convincing zing.
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(gasps)
My snacks!
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Looks like Gene positutely missed one.
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-(squeaking)
-(chuckles) Aw...
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You are kind of cute.
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-(chuckling)
-Stop it, Howard.
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-I mean it!
-(chuckling)
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This isn't funny!
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-I'm telling Mrs. Driscoll!
-Five foot rule, huh?
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Yeah. She's gotta go wherever I go.
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That is not funny.
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(squeaking)
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Viceroy, I disappeared all them amoebas
and such.
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We gonna go cash
or charge on this one here?
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Whoa! How'd I miss you, little fella?
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(frightened squeaks)
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Nicholas? Nicholas!
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-(squeaking)
-(horn honking)
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Nicholas, I'm coming, sweet thing!
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Hey, this is the same
as the silt at the bottom!
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Our most finest hour is upon us.
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This is your greatest idea ever.
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You guys are idiots.
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Ready... set... hork!
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-Epic.
-Hey, where are the victory nachos?
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All right there, little guy.
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Let's get you good and disappeared, huh?
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(growls)
Give it back.
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-Hey, what gives?
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You are not disappearing my Nicholas.
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I got a signed contract here
for the removal of all slimy things.
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I don't care about your contract.
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That was a legally binding document,
there, Viceroy.
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(screams)
Nicholas!
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Don't panic. Daddy's coming for you, baby.
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-Help me find a way down there.
-Oh, no.
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Then all them other amoebas I disappeared
is alive and gooey down there.
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They're probably plotting revenge
on Gene Levine right now.
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They're completely harmless.
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It would take a very specific blend of
rare, toxic chemicals to destabilize them.
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Why, you'd need notodextrium...
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Sodium phosphate, and xanthan gum?
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You tell me,
how am I supposed to resist that?
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Those 'chos were for both of us.
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I carried them all the way up here,
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-you should share with me.
-But you ate all of them!
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-(both straining)
-(Howard)... take my nacho!
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Ooh! Oh, way to go, Cunningham.
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(growling)
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You betrayed me with wordplay, Randy.
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Come on, Bucky, let's go.
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Bucky, I'm sorry.
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Where do you think you're going?
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I'm sorry, Cunningham, five foot rule.
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(sighs)
Huh?
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-What?
-(growling)
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That's probably bad.
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(screams)
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(screams)
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The volcano is erupting!
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(wailing)
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What happened to Bucky? What was that?
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All great questions.
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Why don't we discuss it,
oh, I don't know...
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-... back at the bus!
-(screams)
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Hurry it up there, Viceroy.
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Just lower me down, I can see him.
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-(shouts)
-Whoops and such.
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-(engine revving)
-I'm out of here.
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Uh-oh.
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Ooh.
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Don't you worry, Daddy's here.
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Bad amoeba, bad!
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(squeals)
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Come here, baby, you're okay.
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Naughty, Nicholas,
that was Daddy's flamethrower.
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(screaming)
Stop, stop!
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(Howard) It put its tentacle in my mouth!
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-Howard?
-(growling)
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Yah!
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Time to un-endanger the innocent.
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Ninja slice!
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Totally worked.
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-(growling)
-Ninja, it's not working!
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Yeah, thanks, I caught that.
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(shouting)
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Ah-ha, not even close!
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(squeals)
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(growls)
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-(moans)
-(squealing)
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(laughing)
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Fire.
(chuckles)
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That's it!
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It's like they say, sometimes you've got
to fight ectoplasm with lava.
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(Bucky) No one's ever said that!
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(grunting)
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Come on! No, no, no, no, no, no!
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-Boom, lava!
-Um, that's your plan?
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Douse us with molten hot lava?
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Got to admit, Ninja, not one of your best.
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-That was just phase one.
-Then what's phase two?
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(laugh)
That.
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-(shouts indistinctly)
-(screaming)
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-(Bucky) Oh, boy!
-(moaning)
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Hey, you're safe.
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-Hurray!
-Thanks, Ninja.
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Catch you on the flip-flop.
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Who would hide an amoeba monster
in a man-made volcano?
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-(yelps)
-Viceroy, I should've known.
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Ninja, please, you have to save Nicholas.
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-He's defenseless!
-(Randy) Nicholas? What's a Nicholas?
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Oh, Nicholas! Meet me at the top.
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-Okay.
-(squeaks)
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Ninja amoeba snatch!
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-(rumbling)
-(grunting)
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You're all kinds of shasty.
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My Nicholas!
Oh, Ninja, how can I ever thank you?
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Uh, you could take a vacation
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from helping my arch-enemy
plot to kill me!
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I do have a time share in Provence. Done!
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-Uh... Yeah!
-Come on, come on, come on.
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(screams)
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-Whoa.
-(growling)
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Ninja, I'm getting out of here!
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(screaming)
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-(Bucky) Ninja!
-Ninja, did you plan that?
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Uh, yes.
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I mean, yes!
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I seriously appreciate this, Ninja.
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Yeah! We were pretty shoobed
for a minute there.
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Wait, Randy's missing. Oh, this is awful!
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Aw, that means so much to...
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that boy I've never heard of.
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Don't you worry, I'll bring
your friend back safe and sound.
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Good. 'Cause I'll get a month's detention
if I show up without him.
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I can't handle that kind of time.
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(groans)
Get them to the bus.
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Okay, let's see who earned themselves
a nice, fat detention.
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(Mrs. Driscoll)
Stevens, check. Julian, check.
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Weinerman, check. Flute girl, check.
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-Hensletter, check.
-(shivering)
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-Cunningham.
-Bucky and I are both here, Mrs. Driscoll.
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We are? We are!
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Everyone's here! No detentions.
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(mimicking male voice)
Ice cream for everyone!
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You always did have a sweet tooth.
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(gasps)
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-(Randy) Mission accomplished.
-And a picture to prove it.
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(Randy) Epic.
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Mmm, Provence.
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Ew... You're cute,
but you don't taste so good, baby.
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Come on, move it!
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Howard, I have this nagging suspicion
we may still be faceless Freshmen
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-here at Norrisville High.
-Watch out, kid.
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What are you talking about?
They love me at this school.
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Hence my awesome nickname,
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-the Watch Out Kid.
-Watch out, kid.
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You're not the Watch Out Kid.
They're saying, "Watch out, kid!"
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Oh! Then, yeah,
we're 100 percent faceless.
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We need to do something that separates us
from the rest of these clowns.
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And baton twirlers.
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And accordion players...
Did we miss an e-blast or something?
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(Heidi) Hey, it's your best BFF, Heidi.
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Status update!
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Due to the fact that my judges
decided to try out for talent show
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instead of judging it,
like they promised...
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Yes! We broke a promise! Yes!
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...auditions are postponed indefinitely.
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-(all groan)
-(sad note plays)
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That's it! Howard,
we're going to judge the talent show.
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Judging's stupid.
I give that idea a one out of ten.
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Come on! Everyone knows
the judges are the real stars.
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If we get our judge on proper,
everybody will know our names!
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-Watch out, kid!
-(Howard) I'm in!
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'Sup! It's your girl, Heidi.
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Me-casting live, from the auditorium
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where my super sweet little brother
and his best friend, Andy...
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Randy. Name's Randy.
Known you my whole life.
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...have agreed to judge
the talent show auditions.
249
00:12:33,375 --> 00:12:36,415
Yey! Wonk this up,
and I will webcast that video of you two
250
00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:38,580
-taking a bath together.
-We were three!
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00:12:38,667 --> 00:12:41,707
-Not. That. Video.
-Ooh...
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00:12:41,792 --> 00:12:45,292
Ah, yes! Judges! This is so Bruce!
253
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:53,790
I'm thinking we run the old nice judge,
mean judge.
254
00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:55,825
-I'm listening.
-No, no, no, that's it.
255
00:12:55,917 --> 00:12:57,747
I'm the nice judge, you're the mean judge.
256
00:12:57,834 --> 00:12:59,464
Why can't I be the nice judge?
257
00:13:00,458 --> 00:13:02,288
(laughter)
258
00:13:02,375 --> 00:13:04,825
Oh, I thought you were serious
for a second.
259
00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:06,077
I am such a jerk.
260
00:13:06,709 --> 00:13:08,079
(laughter)
261
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:16,583
(sniffs)
Mmm, there's a delicious desperation
262
00:13:16,667 --> 00:13:20,787
in the air today.
This could only mean one thing.
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-Talent show auditions.
-(squeals)
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00:13:24,792 --> 00:13:29,002
Nothing dances on the tongue
quite like the dashed dreams
265
00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:33,883
of the delusional.
(cackling)
266
00:13:33,959 --> 00:13:36,749
(squeaking)
267
00:13:36,834 --> 00:13:39,584
-Please stop doing that.
-(squeaks forlornly)
268
00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:45,575
(groans)
269
00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:47,667
-♪ Who my bro's, yo? ♪-♪ We're your bro's, yo! ♪
270
00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:50,000
-♪ Who my bro's, yo? ♪-♪ We're your bro's, yo! ♪
271
00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:52,213
-♪ Who my bro's, yo? ♪-♪ We're your bro's, yo! ♪
272
00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:54,291
♪ We're your bro's, yo!We're your bro's, yo! ♪
273
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,785
-(feedback rings)
-(all groaning)
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00:13:57,959 --> 00:14:00,749
Babbling, incoherent... I loved it!
275
00:14:00,834 --> 00:14:02,384
What did you think, Howard?
276
00:14:02,458 --> 00:14:06,578
Loved it.
Yo, bro's, you're in the talent show!
277
00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:08,457
Uh, Howard, a word?
278
00:14:08,542 --> 00:14:09,632
What are you doing?
279
00:14:09,709 --> 00:14:11,459
I'm the nice judge, you're the mean judge.
280
00:14:11,542 --> 00:14:13,132
I was just being honest, I liked them.
281
00:14:13,208 --> 00:14:16,128
If people are going to remember us,
we have to stick to our characters.
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00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:18,288
I pretend to like them,
no matter what, and...
283
00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:20,205
-I mean it up?
-Way up.
284
00:14:20,291 --> 00:14:21,211
You got it, jerkface.
285
00:14:21,291 --> 00:14:23,541
Hey, I'm Juggo, the juggling clown.
286
00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:26,325
Thought I'd do some juggling,
and maybe some clowning.
287
00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:29,287
Oh, fantastic, Juggo.
Let's see what you got.
288
00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:31,825
-Remember... mean.
-(grunts)
289
00:14:31,917 --> 00:14:34,747
-(up-tempo music plays)
-Stop! Stop!
290
00:14:34,834 --> 00:14:37,584
-(moans)
-You call that juggling?
291
00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:40,377
All you did was throw a bunch of junk
in the air and then catch it.
292
00:14:40,417 --> 00:14:42,287
But that's... juggling!
293
00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:44,875
And I can't get enough of it!
294
00:14:44,959 --> 00:14:46,789
What's with his bike? One wheel?
295
00:14:46,875 --> 00:14:49,165
(scoffs)
Come back when you got two wheels!
296
00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:52,040
-And regular guy shoes.
-(laughter)
297
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,415
Hmm?
298
00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:54,710
Oh, and I almost forgot.
299
00:14:54,792 --> 00:14:57,042
(blows raspberry)
Off my stage.
300
00:14:57,125 --> 00:14:59,705
(laughter)
301
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:04,290
-Well done, mean judge.
-And to you, nice judge.
302
00:15:04,375 --> 00:15:07,165
-Who's next?
-Auditions are heating up.
303
00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:09,580
Who's got the juice
to make it in Norrisville?
304
00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:13,167
-(sobbing)
-Not that guy.
305
00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:16,580
-(sobbing continues)
-Mmm... Mmmm...
306
00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:20,707
Bingo.
(cackling)
307
00:15:21,542 --> 00:15:22,502
(grunts)
308
00:15:24,417 --> 00:15:26,327
(growling)
309
00:15:26,417 --> 00:15:29,577
Okay! Up next looks like
we have Theresa Fowler,
310
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:32,127
and her amazing, twirling sticks.
311
00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:33,828
I'm gonna end this chick.
312
00:15:33,917 --> 00:15:37,497
And I'm gonna boost her spirits
with a totally fake compliment.
313
00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:39,383
-Nice judge!
-Mean judge!
314
00:15:41,709 --> 00:15:42,789
(screaming)
315
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:45,535
Juggo? Howard, you're gonna have
to fly solo on this one.
316
00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:47,455
-It's...
-Yeah, yeah, ninja o'clock.
317
00:15:47,542 --> 00:15:49,882
No worries, I got this.
318
00:15:49,959 --> 00:15:53,829
-Insult blaster is locked and loaded.
-(gun cocking, firing)
319
00:15:53,917 --> 00:15:57,537
-(gulping)
-(panting)
320
00:15:57,625 --> 00:16:00,075
-Yah!
-(screeching)
321
00:16:00,166 --> 00:16:02,706
Let's see you juggle my ninja rings!
322
00:16:05,542 --> 00:16:07,752
Ugh, now you're just showing off, Juggo.
323
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:12,004
(laughs)
Twirling sticks? More like hurling sticks.
324
00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:14,423
I almost blew chunks watching that.
325
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:18,540
-(laughter)
-Off my stage!
326
00:16:20,875 --> 00:16:22,125
Ninja knife-sicles!
327
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:28,455
(grunting)
328
00:16:28,542 --> 00:16:30,712
-(squealing)
-What the juice?
329
00:16:30,792 --> 00:16:32,462
I trashed your pins.
(grunts)
330
00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:34,461
Where's the destankage?
331
00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:39,418
Unicycle, natch.
332
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:44,080
Ninja run, ninja slide, ninja snap!
333
00:16:48,959 --> 00:16:50,879
-(Randy) You okay, Juggo?
-Actually, Ninja,
334
00:16:50,959 --> 00:16:52,829
my day's been kind of up and down.
335
00:16:54,667 --> 00:16:57,707
-(screeching)
-I should probably, you know...
336
00:16:57,792 --> 00:16:58,882
...fight that.
337
00:16:58,959 --> 00:17:01,289
Judging by your amazing twirling sticks,
338
00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:03,075
I take it you're Theresa...
339
00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:05,417
Not cool, Fowler.
340
00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:10,130
Really? An accordion, Dave.
341
00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:13,288
An accordion. What should I do, guys?
342
00:17:13,375 --> 00:17:17,455
-(all) Off my stage!
-Off... my... stage!
343
00:17:18,041 --> 00:17:20,831
-(all laugh, chanting)
-Off my stage!
344
00:17:20,917 --> 00:17:23,167
-Off my stage!
-Mean judge!
345
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:26,540
-Off my stage! Off my stage!
-Another reject?
346
00:17:26,625 --> 00:17:27,875
What is up with those judges?
347
00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:30,039
I never should've trusted Howard
and Sandy.
348
00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:35,875
Oh, stank breath.
349
00:17:38,834 --> 00:17:41,714
-(moaning)
-Theresa, you're going to be...
350
00:17:41,792 --> 00:17:45,632
-(growling)
-This is getting ridiculous.
351
00:17:46,458 --> 00:17:47,708
Oh, that'll work.
352
00:17:49,083 --> 00:17:50,333
Ninja baton flip kick!
353
00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:56,245
What is with all the stank?
354
00:17:58,417 --> 00:18:02,877
Yah! Ha! Ha!
Where do you think you're going?
355
00:18:02,959 --> 00:18:04,499
Ooh, a vent. I wasn't expecting that.
356
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,923
I could do this all day.
357
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,580
-(cackling)
-(squeaking)
358
00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:13,916
Come on, Nomicon, help a ninja out.
359
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,580
I can't stop the stank
if I don't know where it comes from.
360
00:18:17,208 --> 00:18:19,458
(Randy) Oh, I just got the shivs.
361
00:18:19,542 --> 00:18:20,712
Centuries ago,
362
00:18:20,792 --> 00:18:22,882
a great war was wagedbetween good and evil,
363
00:18:22,959 --> 00:18:24,169
between ninja and sorcerer.
364
00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:25,880
Too powerful to destroy,
365
00:18:25,959 --> 00:18:28,249
the dark one was locked deep underground,
366
00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:30,833
his prison sealed with a sacred stone.
367
00:18:30,917 --> 00:18:33,497
In the darkness he waits, wreaking havoc.
368
00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:36,673
Possessing the vulnerable,using that which they hold most dear,
369
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,710
amassing power from chaos.
370
00:18:38,792 --> 00:18:40,422
Once he gains enough power
371
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,580
he will escape, and darkness will reign.
372
00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:46,877
Preventing this is the sacred dutyof the ninja.
373
00:18:47,959 --> 00:18:50,789
The sorcerer is stanking
vulnerable students.
374
00:18:50,875 --> 00:18:53,495
Students who have been crushed
by the mean judge.
375
00:18:53,583 --> 00:18:56,463
-(all) Off my stage!
-I have to stop Howard.
376
00:18:57,041 --> 00:18:59,831
I got my eyes all ready
to see dancing fish,
377
00:18:59,917 --> 00:19:01,747
and then you guys come out.
378
00:19:01,834 --> 00:19:04,544
You're not fish, you're not even dancing.
379
00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:08,035
-Uh, we haven't started yet.
-(audience) Ooh!
380
00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:10,375
I like you, you're feisty.
381
00:19:10,458 --> 00:19:11,878
You know what else you are?
382
00:19:11,959 --> 00:19:14,289
(audience) Off my stage!
383
00:19:14,375 --> 00:19:17,625
-(cheering)
-(humming up-tempo tune)
384
00:19:17,709 --> 00:19:22,209
-(sobbing)
-Get it together, ladies.
385
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:24,501
There's no crying in dance.
386
00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:26,083
Howard, you have to stop.
387
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,626
Every time you reject somebody
they get stank from...
388
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:31,999
-Forget it, Cunningham. Listen.
-Howard! Howard! Howard!
389
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:34,923
The plan worked!
We're not faceless Freshman anymore.
390
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,330
Well, I'm not.
You've got some catching up to do.
391
00:19:37,417 --> 00:19:39,707
-I've created a monster...
-(chuckling)
392
00:19:39,792 --> 00:19:41,832
-(laughing)
-... who creates monsters!
393
00:19:41,917 --> 00:19:43,917
(chittering)
394
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,380
Whoa. That's not part of the routine.
395
00:19:46,458 --> 00:19:49,788
-(screeching)
-Ugh...
396
00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:52,705
Cunningham, I'm not saying you were right,
397
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,542
-but help!
-(screeching)
398
00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:58,325
(cackling)
399
00:20:00,458 --> 00:20:05,538
-(all screaming)
-(all shouting indistinctly)
400
00:20:05,625 --> 00:20:07,915
Getting a little heavy
on the chaos in this piece.
401
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,460
What are you doing?
Everybody loves mean judge.
402
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:13,582
Smoke bomb!
(grunts)
403
00:20:13,667 --> 00:20:16,497
Ninja, you got served... in the face!
404
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,213
Dance fight!
405
00:20:18,291 --> 00:20:21,081
(techno music plays)
406
00:20:21,166 --> 00:20:23,076
Dance fight!
407
00:20:24,083 --> 00:20:26,463
Sweet ninja, it's a krump attack!
408
00:20:26,542 --> 00:20:30,382
(grunting)
409
00:20:33,041 --> 00:20:35,461
Morgan, can you give us
the deets on the sitch?
410
00:20:35,542 --> 00:20:37,542
-What does that mean?
-Tell us what's happening.
411
00:20:37,625 --> 00:20:39,825
(scoffs)
Right now the girls are setting up
412
00:20:39,917 --> 00:20:41,497
for a backside dirty Filbert.
413
00:20:41,583 --> 00:20:43,293
(Randy) Do those words even go together?
414
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:45,375
If you're a dancer they do.
415
00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:46,958
It's the thing we hold most dear.
416
00:20:47,041 --> 00:20:49,461
(growling)
417
00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:52,002
-Whoa-boy.
-(shuddering)
418
00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:56,920
The thing you hold most dear, eh?
419
00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:00,330
Sorry, girls. Looks like your winning move
just cost you the show.
420
00:21:00,417 --> 00:21:03,207
Ninja tripping balls! Yah!
421
00:21:03,291 --> 00:21:06,041
(screaming)
422
00:21:09,417 --> 00:21:12,457
Now that's talent.
I give it a six out of ten.
423
00:21:12,542 --> 00:21:15,002
-A six?
-Now it's a five, you wanna keep going?
424
00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:16,173
I'm gonna give you a five.
425
00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:17,750
-Smoke bomb!
-(moaning)
426
00:21:17,834 --> 00:21:21,424
You guys better not even think
about mutating at Regionals.
427
00:21:23,917 --> 00:21:26,997
All I want to do is create a little chaos.
428
00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:32,133
Bust out of this hole, enslave the world.
429
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:34,668
(sighs)
Is that so wrong?
430
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:36,750
(chittering)
431
00:21:36,834 --> 00:21:40,754
What's up? It's H-dub, hitting you live
from the N-ville High T-show.
432
00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:42,464
(Randy) Do we really have to do this?
433
00:21:42,542 --> 00:21:44,712
(Heidi)
You booked the stage for four hours.
434
00:21:44,792 --> 00:21:46,922
Back From The Yo Bros
are the only act you let in.
435
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,830
-Now get out there.
-This is all your fault.
436
00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:52,077
We were totally unqualified to be judges.
437
00:21:52,166 --> 00:21:55,626
-(up-tempo music starts, stops)
-(audience booing)
438
00:21:55,709 --> 00:21:59,129
Hey, Howard, off... my... stage.
439
00:21:59,208 --> 00:22:02,958
-Me? What about Randy?
-You too, Randy.
440
00:22:03,041 --> 00:22:05,251
(audience laughs)
441
00:22:05,333 --> 00:22:07,423
Sweet! They know both our names.
442
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:10,210
Plan worked! Ten out of ten!
443
00:22:10,291 --> 00:22:12,921
(audience continues booing)
444
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:18,250
-(groans)
-Hmm, chocolate.
445
00:22:18,834 --> 00:22:22,464
(theme music playing)
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