All language subtitles for Puppy.Love.S01E06_English

Charlie, come!
You got a trial at Finch Farm!

I've got a '99 Saturn to
limit groin pain.

More cushion for the pushin'.

Your mother put a phone call in to
you, did she?

She said there weren't enough
phones on her wing.

She's changed her name to Percy.
It's after her favourite poet.

Percy Bysshe Shelley.

I'm going to die in this van,
I tell you.

If I need to get a can opener
and get you out of this place,
I'll do it.

RAVI: I'm feeling quite confused.

Are you saying you might never come
back?

Charlie!

Charlie!

SHE CLEARS HER THROAT

HIGH PITCHED: Charlie!

That's it.
Oh, No Name's pups need a name.

Aw! It's like an incubator in here.

Give us
a cool-off with that flannel, V.

Eron, son, the scout's
coming tomoz.

Stop dribbling over
Fanny Annie's tootsies

and get out there dribbling
that ball.

Got a court summons for not paying
that pay day broker loan fee.

You'll have to speak to Craig.

He said he's got some Korean snow
boots coming in. North or South?

North, obviously.

We've got a different fire safety
inspector this year.

Could do with a bloody fire.
Get some insurance money.

That's not a bad idea.

Good morning. Did John Pridder say
to expect your annual fire check?

He certainly did. Firefighter Damon
Peachey. By name and by nature.

Is that a dog? Aww, week-old pup.

I couldn't wash my hands, could I?
Oh, yeah. Come on in.

There's a basin in the back there.

He's been a very long time in there.

Oh, sorry.

Don't I know you?
You do look familiar.

You're not on upforit.org,
are you? Oh.

You look older in your profile pic.
Certainly am.

It's where
I met Keeley nine months ago.

We just moved in with each other.
Oh, that's romantic.

First baby is due next month. I've
got a great-grandchild on the way.

Really? You don't look old enough.

Oh, you can talk,
with your concave contours.

Not that I'm looking.
I have been working on my core.

You just need to pull up through
the back passage.

I'll try that later with
a cup of tea. Right.

Well, let's get this place safety
checked. When you're ready.

NAOMI: Charlie!

Charlie!

Charlie!

Stupid dog.

Charlie!

Thanks for that.
I'm a bit germaphobic around dogs.

By the way, I'm sorry I couldn't
take you up on the invite

for that three-way.

Oh.

Sorry. Don't worry about Tony.
He's my ex. He's caravan-bound.

You don't mind, do you, Tony?

He's looking forward to doing some
dating himself when he can get out.

Listen, Ravi, I'm sorry

if you're still
angry about my misinterpretation

of your relationship with Dennis,
and of course

I didn't mean blow in that sense,
but please can you call me?

I let Charlie off the lead

by that double-trunked tree with the
honey fungus

and he bolted off after a squirrel.

I've been calling him for 40 minutes
and he won't come back.

Oh, and where is that online banking
plastic pin thingy?

Because I need to access
the account. So please call me.

Charlie? If you don't come back now,
I am going home without you!

You need to stand your gas
fire on a stone or metal slab

and remember to open the door or
window whenever it's turned on.

That doesn't make any sense.
I'm paying to heat the yard.

And I don't want a draft
getting on these puppies.

Couldn't you just do up your
cardigan?

Oh. The dogs. Right. Sorry.
How do I do this, Nana Vee?

It says microwave for two minutes.
You'll have to put it in a pan.

Any cars must be parked a minimum
of 6 metres away from a mobile home.

Where's a pen
so I can get all this down, Tony?

Just hold this pup for me, will you,
love? Yeah, she needs to keep warm.

She's been rejected.
Her mum's up the hozzy.

And sort out this spark guard.
And this won't do.

If you must use candles,
and we don't recommend it,

don't put it in a plastic bottle.

A ceramic saucer is best.

And remove all the rubbish
from underneath the van.

OK. Got it. Thanks very
much for that, love. Come on, baby.

Actually,
that wasn't as bad as I thought.

It's lucky
she didn't have a widdle on you.

Could I just wash my hands again?
Just hands.

Have another shower.

I might join you.

Just joking.

SHE GASPS

NAOMI: Oh, Jasmine, can you call me?

I need you to go to Caldy Woods
and look for Charlie.

I waited there for him for over an
hour. He's not interested in me.

And frankly, a dog is very low
on my list of priorities right now.

I've got to sort out three Polish
mini piling contractors,

your father's midlife crisis
and my subsiding basement.

Ah.

Dzien dobry, Radek. Dzien dobry.
How's it all going?

Your husband have to pay
me £8,000 today.

Well, actually, he's away, Radek.

He's enjoying the top ten bike rides
of the world, only in a car.

I have to pay my men.

How do you say in Polish,
"Thank you for your wonderful work.

"I will pay you tomorrow"?

Just slow up a bit.
HE SPEAKS POLISH

Sorry. Hello? Hello? Yes.

HE SPEAKS POLISH

Yes. Thank you. I'm sorry. I'm
waiting for my husband to call me.

I need to access our online bank
savings account.

Your husband doesn't like you any
more? It's a... No. Sorry. I just...

I do need to call my insurance
company, so...

Claims.

Claims.

Yes.

Sorry, is that a person? Yes, good.
Thank you. Um, yes, hello there.

I...

I've just entered my policy number.
What?

So what was the point of doing that,
then?

I'm switching the water off now. No,
sorry. I'm going to need the loo.

Oh, no, sorry.
This is actually quite urgent.

No, this isn't Mr Singh. No.
I'm his estranged wife.

He's done the estranging, by the
way.

PHONE RINGS

Jasmine, thank goodness. Yes.
No, don't cry, sweetheart. Well...

Well, can't Eron go and look for him
if you've got morning sickness?

Sorry. Yes. Hello. Yes, fire away.
Uh... St Bridget's Infants.

Oh.

Fluffy? Jasmine,
please calm down, sweetheart.

I'm sure Charlie will be back soon.
Have you had anything to eat?

The water is turned off now.
Oh, hell.

Can you at least tell me

when I can expect my alternative
accommodation to come through?

You know, as of 30 seconds ago
I have no human waste facilities.

What about a ginger biscuit?
Yes, I'll hold!

DOORBELL RINGS

Oh, Jasmine, darling,
can you call me back?

There's someone at the door.

Thank you.

Hello, cutie.

Hello, Mrs Fazackerley. How's No
Name?

PHONE RINGS
Excuse me.

Hello? Yes, Mrs Singh. Excuse me,
but I was here first.

Charlie's gone missing? Have you
called the microchip database?

She's never worked hard enough on
her recall.

We only call the police if we think
that the dog's been stolen.

Oh. Don't worry about it, love.
She's a very rude woman.

Now, I've brought in No Name's red
blanket, just as a reminder of me.

Sorry, that's not allowed. But...
Oh. Mrs Fazackerley.

She's recovering really
well from surgery.

I'm afraid we did have to give her
a full hysterectomy, though.

No more pups. No.

Hopefully,
if the meds do the trick, you know,

you can take her home tomorrow.

What? And try her again feeding the
babies?

Yeah. I think it might have been the
pain in the abdomen

that caused her to push them away.

Or maybe she was taken away from her
own mother too young

and she just doesn't know
what to do.

Or she's just knackered.

I couldn't get out of bed for three
years after our Barbara. Oh.

I brought the DNA for you here.
The swab.

Now, I was thinking that the owner
of the randy roamer who sired these

pups could pay half your vet bills.
And...? And the other half?

I was wondering if we might not come
to some kind of arrangement. Ah!

Bear with me. We could barter
a bit of our expertise.

Your expertise? Could bring you
a little bit of extra custom.

But first things first, please can
I see my dog? Of course.

Come through.

Oh.

You've got the colour back in your
cheeks,

haven't you, little No Name, hey?

Eron's missing you.

And Jasmine's missing you.

Tony's missing you.

Your mummy's missing you.
And your babies are missing you.

SHE WHIMPERS

My good little girl.

Come in!

It's locked. Can you open up?
I'm quite pushed for time here.

I brought your bits and bobs,
Jasmine.

Why are you crying, love?
Eron still can't find Charlie.

Sorry, Mrs Singh, I can't get up.

Me foreshortened sartorius is very
tight this morning.

Jasmine, can you just get off the
sofa and open the door, lovey?

Just leave them on the porch.

Look, Jasmine, you're pregnant,
not crippled.

Apologies, Mr Fazackerley. I accept
that was slightly disableist.

I wondered if Mrs Fazackerley might
find these useful.

They're all good quality.

I don't want anything for them.
Eron can bring them in.

Ah! No luck? I've been
looking for hours. Nothing.

You know, if he's been knocked over,
someone could have let him

in the back of a car,
driven through the tunnel

and dumped him in a bin somewhere.
Or thrown him off the pier end.

Please can you go back
and look again? No, no, no.

Mrs Singh, I can't. I've got to go
to school. I've got footy practice.

No, Jasmine adores that dog.

Give us a go with the screen,
there, Rach. Yeah.

Mmm! That's looking good.

PHONE RINGS

Nana Vee - for all your doggy needs.

Yeah. Well, you can talk to me
'cause I'm her mother.

Why has she gone and done that?

Yeah, well,
she always was an attention seeker.

Well, she wouldn't be in the clink,

would she, if she hadn't paraded
around in a robbed Damon Daybreak

Class A 3270 petrol V8 Vortec
engine

on a workhorse chassis like
Dick Turpin.

I'll let her son know.

Yeah.

Who brought this in?

Oh, I'll just ask.

I need £8,000 by three o'clock.

I thought you said I could pay
you by the end of the working day.

End of the day is three o'clock.
Is it?

Ravi, it's me again.

Look, I need to transfer the money
now so I can pay Radek.

I can't find the online banking
plastic pin thingy.

Have you moved it
out of the concertina file?

Can you please call me?
Or I'll go home. Or he'll go home.

Radek, please.

I will underpin other house. No,
you underpin this house. Radek!

Hey! This is nice, isn't it?

Oh, No Name will like that when she
gets back home.

I'll pop it in her basket.

Oh, and Jas, thank your Mum for
that, will you? Very nice of her.

This old one here hasn't worked.

Not since the mouse got itself
trapped between the magnetron

and the stirrer.

I still say we could have stuck
a bottlebrush around the side

and cleared the charred
corpse from the doings.

Hey, Jas, you want to be careful
with these tea lights.

That hunky fireman,
he says they've got a metal base.

Heat up hotter than Rhydian.

I'm sorry, babe. No sign of Charlie.
Nana Vee found his collar at the
vet.

Eron, son.

I need to talk to you
in the bedroom.

Now.

It was just a few cuts.

Mum's not going to die, is she,
Nana?

No. No.

She's pulling the sympathy
vote. A lot of the inmates do it.

Probably just trying to get
out of basketweaving.

She needs her bottom spanked.
Go and stop her doing it, Nana.

I can't, son. But you're her Mum.

Ravi, I don't care if you're up
the top of the Jotunheimen or

the bottom of the Grand Teton,
can you please call me?

I really, really need to
access our number one house account.

Can you move that car at least 6m
away, please? It's a fire hazard.

Did you find an online banking
plastic pin

thingy in one of the boxes I gifted
you this morning?

No, but someone found your dog's
collar.

Yeah, well, a new dog can cause
marital discord.

Little Jackie was the reason
that Tony

and I broke up in the first place.

Well, Ravi and I are seriously
considering conscious uncoupling.

Yeah, Tony and I did a bit of that
when we were getting back together.

Oh, no, that was unconscious
coupling, after a few bevvies.

It was definitely here.
I remember that honey fungus.

Oh, I had that once. Very itchy. OK.

Right. Take off your top. I beg
your pardon? Or your trousers.

Whichever stinks of you the most.

Well,
what else am I supposed to wear?

All right, if you don't want to
get your dog back.

Oh, for heaven's sake. He's not
having this blouse. It's new.

Now...

..if your dog is still alive,
we'll find him

nestled in there in the morning.
Right. I'm off to give a lecture.

Well, how I supposed to get back?
Well, you can always walk.

I need to get home before the
contractors knock off.

Well, then, I'll drop you somewhere
nice and convenient.

So here we have now, this is
a Staffordshire bull terrier.

I've got one of these myself.
Lovely, lovely breed.

Very good with small children.

And that could help you, Gemma,
with your childcare problems.

They do have a tendency to
experience a little eczema.

Isn't that right, Mrs Kusiak? It can
be.

And any skin complaints for any
breeds

can be treated here at this surgery.

Or at any other reputable
veterinary practice.

OK. The Neapolitan mastiff.
A big dog.

Now, this dog doesn't live long.

Might suit you, Maureen.

Yeah, and she's buying a puppy
and you bought a new coat, love.

Yeah, you are obviously a glass half
full kind of girl, aren't you? Yes.

I want you all to think about this.
Picture it.

When you get your puppy,

you are everything to that
dog for a lifetime.

And in that lifetime, any puppy
inoculations you might need

can be undertaken
here at this surgery.

Or obviously at any other reputable
veterinary practice.

And...

Ah, sorry.
No, that's Tony's verruca, that.

I just brought a picture of it
down to show the vet.

He's caravan-bound, which proves
that you don't just get them

from swimming pools.

PHONE RINGS

I was brought up in children's
homes, so dogs are...

Mrs Fazackerley.

I'm sorry. You won't be able to take
her home after all.

She's got a temperature of 42.

Hello. Um, can I pin this on your
board?

He's been missing for over 24 hours
now.

I'll just ask.

Hello. Hi.

Of all the emergency services,

I must say I do think you
firefighters are jolly brave.

I mean, I wouldn't want to
head into a burning building

surrounded by flames
and caught in a sudden backdraft.

Mrs Kusiak, can I wash my hands?
You know where everything is, Damon.

Charlie is still missing, Lilly.
PHONE RINGS

Excuse me a minute. Can I...?
Hello, Lilly Kusiak speaking.

Ah, Mrs Fazackerley's bitch.

Yes.

The father of the puppies is
a golden retriever. Lovely.

I'll pop back later. Thank you.
I'll pass that on.

Bye-bye.

Sorry. Did I waken you?

Not really.

I got a little in at the end.
Yeah, I worry about mine.

She's not even born yet.
Have you got a name? Shelley.

After Percy Bysshe, the poet? No,
because we live near a beach.

What's wrong with her?

Women's troubles.

Right. Well, good luck with that.

These hands aren't going to wash
themselves.

I can offer you a pound
a month against the monies owed.

Well, that's all we have.

OK. OK, OK. I'll send them in again.

No change. I'll put the kettle on.

Tea, toast, butter and eggs, love?

Did Eron get off to his trial OK?
Bit nervous.

Was I not a good mother, Tony?
Not really, love.

But then you were only 17.

You've been a good nana, though.

Barbara gave me such a look
when she was born. I thought...

.."We've got a ripe one here."

You weren't yourself for a couple of
years.

But then you were still
grieving for Jackie.

I loved that little dog.

You'll feel better once you've
had something to eat.

Charlie!

I'm sorry!

There you go, love.

What's that smell?

Burning plastic?

Did you clean the microwave out
before you put the eggs in? No.

Get out, Tony!
But I'm caravan-bound!

Pull up your back passage
and get out now!

Jasmine's having a lie down! Jas!
Get out! We're on fire!

Oh, the puppies.
Where are the puppies?

I think they're in No Name's
basket. Oh, no! No!

Keep calm, keep calm. Just wait.
Wait there. Tony, no!

You've only just got out of the van.
You've been in there for 15 years.

Don't go back! Grandad's going to
die! No! No, Tony! Hurry up!

What? Where's Grandad? He's
in the van. Grandad! No! No. No.

THEY CRY

HE COUGHS

Tony, you stupid, brave bloody fool!

SHE MUMBLES

Sorry about the lack of facilities
at Patterdale Gardens.

Where are we going to live now?
I can't do any more, I'm afraid.

The house will be
out of bounds from this afternoon.

They're rebuilding
from the foundations up.

And you're moving into five-star
accommodation, no doubt.

Well, my insurance settlement has
come through, so yes, I am sorted.

Very happy for Jasmine to join me.

And the rest of us can go hang.
Well, sadly resources are finite.

Rubbish. Money grows on trees.

£200, hey? Very nice.

Well, we paid 600 for him.

Next time, get yourself a nice
cheap little rescue.

Oh, this is hopeless.
He's been missing for over 48 hours.

Well,
with a dog it's all about the nose.

Now, a dog will scent for its kith
and kin.

Till its last breath.

Charlie!

Charlie! Charlie!

HE BARKS

He came back! He came back! Oh!
Charlie! He likes me.

He actually likes me.

Charlie! Oh!

So, the DNA test on the puppies said
golden retriever?

Yeah, which means that you owe me
for the vet's bill for the wear

and tear on my dog's bits.
And for the puppies' maintenance.

Well, it doesn't necessarily
mean it's this golden retriever.

Well, if it looks like a duck and it
barks like a duck, it is a duck.

PHONE RINGS

Mrs Kusiak.

That's great news.

No Name's out of the woods.
What time can I pick her up?

Tony was a hero. No.

There is nothing
heroic about a member of the public

going into a burning structure.

I mean, after all,
what is more important,

a human being or a dog?

Anyway, it seems to have
been caused by

an online banking plastic
pin thingy

stuck under the microwave plate,
which shorted the system

and now you've lost your home.

It's just tin and paper.
Were you insured?

Policy lapsed
because we missed a payment.

That's my daughter.

You know what, Tony? She looks...

She looks like a lovely little girl
in this picture.

Where are you going to live?

Something will turn up.

CAR HORN HONKS

Hello! John Pridder has allocated me
the pitch next to yours.

Is that a Damon Daybreak
classic 3270 petrol V8 Vortec

engine on a workhorse chassis?

I've no idea.

We're sorted. This sleeps five.

It's got smart storage, a queen bed
and two nightstands. All mod cons.

Could I just wash my hands? Yes.
Climb aboard.

Right.
I'm off to see a vet about a dog.

Right. Come on, No Name. This way.

Hello. Yeah, hi. Can I get
a message please to Barbara...

Sorry, to Percy Bysshe Shelley.

Percy Bysshe Shelley, yeah.

Yeah, could you just say that...
her mother says... No, um...

Sorry, could you say...
could you just say we're both...

No, no. Just... Um, say...

Mum says get well soon.

Right.

Come on, little No Name.

Let's you and me give this
mothering lark another go, hey?

He said every hopeful has to be
outstanding at just one thing.

And he said you were
outstanding at three. Well...

Anyone else for a cup of tea?

Mrs Singh? Um...have we got Earl
Grey? No.

SHE LAUGHS

Good boy, Charlie.

Charlie, no.

Good boy.

HE BARKS