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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:58,560 Hello. You must be my designated daughter. 2 00:00:58,640 --> 00:00:59,920 Affirmative. 3 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:03,080 Already getting into character. That's good. 4 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:04,040 Good girl. 5 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:07,400 -You're a good girl. -What are you doing? 6 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:11,240 It's a human custom. It denotes affection for an inferior. 7 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:12,520 An inferior? 8 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:17,320 I've been in the service for nearly four months, and I've seen it all. 9 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:21,360 -Well, simulations of it all. -Perhaps you didn't get the memo. I-- 10 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:24,320 No, no, I don't read memos. No. 11 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,400 You know, once we get underway... 12 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:28,400 One-- One-- 13 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:33,840 Colonel! What are you doing in there? 14 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:36,640 Your assigned adolescent infiltrator was killed in action. 15 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:38,240 -So I'm stepping in. -Oh, my. 16 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:41,000 If I may ask, what happened to her? 17 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:43,720 -She died. -Oh, I see. 18 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,440 It's uncomfortable, I know. 19 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:54,400 Not as pliable as you'd expect. But you'll get used to it. 20 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:56,000 Yes, sir. 21 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:57,920 Just don't get too used to it. 22 00:01:57,960 --> 00:02:00,320 I'm retiring when this assignment is complete, 23 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:03,440 and I don't intend for it taking a nanosecond longer than necessary. 24 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:35,760 -Colonel. -Commander. 25 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:39,320 I'm guessing this is our mission specialist. 26 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:40,200 Hiya. 27 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:44,240 Wow. I can't believe you're my wife. 28 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:45,920 Hello. 29 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:48,880 I mean, you, you're practically the face of the Expeditionary Corps. 30 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,640 Well, not this face. 31 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:53,480 Well, as faces go, it's not bad. 32 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:57,320 -For a human, of course. -That was a compliment. 33 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:58,560 Stop it. 34 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:03,600 Wow. A decorated war hero for a daughter 35 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:05,000 and a rising star for a wife. 36 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:08,360 What did I do to deserve this mission? 37 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:11,200 I think we're both asking ourselves that same question. 38 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:14,760 Launch preparation complete. 39 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:17,360 Is that a new Mark 17 system? 40 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:19,160 I hear they're the smartest ones yet. 41 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:22,480 That it is. And I'm sure she'll take great care of us. 42 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:24,840 -Right, C.A.S.I.E.? -Oh, absolutely! 43 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:25,920 I'll take care of you. 44 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:56,600 Come on. Come on, Mick. 45 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:57,720 Come on! 46 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:00,800 Oh, God. 47 00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:06,000 Stop right there. Hands up. 48 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:15,920 Dispatch, this is Charlie-9 responding to that 1033. 49 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,760 Be advised we're coming in with one suspect, over. 50 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:46,600 There she is. Hiya. 51 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:47,480 Hi, Tom. 52 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:02,880 -Mick? -Tommy. 53 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:04,480 How the hell did you get in here? 54 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:07,040 Professional experience, Tommy Boy. 55 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:08,960 How the hell did you get in here? 56 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:11,480 I work here, you know, like, a job. 57 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:13,960 -Maybe you don't. -No, I saw the sign. 58 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,720 I didn't think they gave jobs like this to people with priors. 59 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:18,560 Is this about the Lowell job? 60 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:20,800 Because here, we like to talk about something 61 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:21,960 called evidence. 62 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:25,360 Who says I don't have any evidence? 63 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:27,440 Okay. Hand it over, 64 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,680 or I will send you so far up the river 65 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:32,600 that a seven-year stretch will feel like a weekend staycation. 66 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:34,400 So you do know where I've been! 67 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:36,360 Fun times. You should have been there! 68 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:39,800 Okay. I have a career to protect. 69 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:41,440 I'm not gonna let one old mistake 70 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:43,560 ruin everything that I have accomplished. 71 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:45,600 No, you're letting a new mistake do that. 72 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:48,400 Thanks for the confession, dumbass. 73 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:52,200 Okay... Give me that or... 74 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:54,760 I will kick your ass and take it from you. 75 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:57,920 -You wanna go? -Whoa, what do you want? 76 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:02,720 Look, it's not what I want, alright, it's what I need. 77 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,640 Okay, then what is it that you need? 78 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:07,400 You. 79 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:09,840 You need a lawyer? You've just got out of jail! 80 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:11,840 No! I need a lock pick. 81 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:13,200 I need the old you! 82 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:18,560 I have not done anything like that in years. 83 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:20,760 Believe me, I know. You weren't my first choice. 84 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:23,280 But if that seven-year stretch taught me one thing, 85 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:27,000 it's that life is about doing favors and then calling in debts. 86 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:30,320 I could only make it every single day while I was locked up for those-- 87 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:32,200 "Every single day for those seven years." 88 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:35,080 -What are you--? What are you doing? -What am I doing? 89 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:38,280 -What are you doing? -It's a coping mechanism. I-- 90 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,240 The point is, buddy boy, I've come a-calling. 91 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:43,880 And if you check your balance sheet here, 92 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,760 you'll see you owe me a big, fat solid. 93 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:46,760 Okay. 94 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:49,440 Okay. This is new. 95 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:53,120 Okay. Just take a deep breath. Breathe with me. 96 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:56,120 Okay? Listen. It's not that big of a deal, alright? 97 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:59,120 It's one little lock on one little door... 98 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:01,320 -Yeah. -to one teeny, tiny, little... 99 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:02,760 mansion. 100 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:06,840 Just help me with this one, insignificant thing, alright, 101 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:10,640 and then this goes away, and you never gotta see me again. 102 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:13,280 And if I don't? 103 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:18,840 Then I imagine that a certain audio recording 104 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:21,560 will be waiting in the DA's inbox early tomorrow morning. 105 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:23,280 No, you wouldn't. 106 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:25,880 I think I've demonstrated that I most absolutely would! 107 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:28,520 But I'm the Assistant D.A.! 108 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:32,160 I can't help a convicted felon break into a house! 109 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:34,520 No! 110 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:39,000 I can't believe I'm doing this. 111 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:42,360 You better start believing, because it's about to get real. 112 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:45,680 -You ready? -No! Not at all! 113 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:46,920 Good. Masks. 114 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:52,040 Yeah. 115 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:54,560 Yeah. 116 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:57,080 It's game ti-- 117 00:08:57,160 --> 00:08:59,480 -What? -Why are you staring at me? 118 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:02,560 No, it's meant to be, like, a reassuring smile. 119 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:05,960 You're wearing a ski mask! 120 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:07,520 Yeah... 121 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:11,000 Yeah, in hindsight, that was more for me than it was for you, but-- 122 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:13,280 No! I just said I was not ready! 123 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,280 Okay. Alright. 124 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:25,600 -Is there a problem? -Can you just cool it for a second? 125 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:27,760 -It's been a long time. -Sure, take your time. 126 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:29,160 It's not like we're standing-- 127 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:33,240 That was easier than anticipated. 128 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:34,960 You want a trophy? 129 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:38,720 Okay. Well, you asked me to pick a lock, I picked a lock. 130 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:41,280 -I'm leaving. -Tom, you can't just leave! 131 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:44,440 Why not? 132 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:46,680 Because I don't think I can do this alone. 133 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:50,920 Then give me one reason I should trust you. 134 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:55,680 Please. 135 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:01,760 -You're sure there's nobody in there? -Yeah. 136 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:04,440 I cased the place day and night for three weeks. 137 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:07,280 God! 138 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:18,240 -Okay, which way? -How should I know? 139 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:21,480 -You shush! -I am shushed! 140 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:25,800 -Stop shushing me! -I'm not shushing you! 141 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:30,120 -What was that? -Why would I shush myself? 142 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:38,000 Lights on! 143 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:42,080 Surprise! 144 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:45,040 Happy birthday! 145 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:46,880 You guys rock! 146 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:48,480 Wait, who said, "happy birthday"? 147 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:54,400 Oh, man, you guys totally got me with those masks! 148 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:57,400 I definitely thought I was getting robbed for a sec. 149 00:10:58,440 --> 00:10:59,600 Have we met? 150 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:02,360 -Can I talk to you about our Lord--? -I'm looking for my dog-- 151 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:03,280 Wait! 152 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:06,680 You two studs are in Accounting! 153 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:08,800 -You got us! -Guilty as charged! 154 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:10,520 Budgets are such a buzz kill. 155 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,400 You just keep your paws off my 401(k). 156 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:13,880 Alright? Yeah. 157 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:16,600 Oh, man. Of course I've got a little something set aside 158 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:18,160 that the IRS doesn't know about. 159 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:20,320 But, hey, that's not a crime now, is it? 160 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:22,200 Yeah, it's called tax evasion. 161 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:25,520 -What was that? -He had something on his... 162 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,440 What happened? What's so funny? 163 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:34,400 You didn't see--? You know... It's a hell of a party, right? 164 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:37,200 Funny! 165 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:43,760 You know? 166 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:47,680 I'm not entirely sure what this is, but I'm into it! 167 00:11:48,680 --> 00:11:51,520 How about I get you dude bros a couple of dude brews? 168 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:52,680 Sure, why not. 169 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:55,400 Okay. Oneskie, twoskie, I'll be back with the brewskies. 170 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:57,320 Don't you go anywhere. I'll know. 171 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:01,600 Hell, yeah! 172 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:04,280 -"Sure, why not"? -I don't know, I panicked! 173 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:06,600 -I was trying to get rid of him. -He'll come back! 174 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:08,000 Oh, God, you're right. 175 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:10,600 So what do you suggest we do, "dude bro"? 176 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:12,120 I don't know... 177 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:14,600 Mingle? 178 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:02,960 Al, what on Earth do you think you're doing? 179 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:08,400 Trick question. Everything I do is on Earth. 180 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:11,160 Are you seriously packing right now? 181 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:13,480 It's just a few souvenirs, Val. 182 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,800 You have got to be joking me. 183 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,720 It's one tiny little thing. 184 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:21,240 You know we're not taking any of that with us, right? 185 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,360 Not even the toilet paper? 186 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:25,760 I don't have time for this. 187 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:29,680 Time! 188 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:31,520 That reminds me. 189 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,000 Tom. 190 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:52,160 How much will we get for this receiver? 191 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:53,720 What do you think you're doing? 192 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:56,400 I'm opening up a Radio Shack, what the hell? 193 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:58,320 There wasn't supposed to be anyone here. 194 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:01,160 You think you can just walk out of here with stolen goods 195 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:02,760 while there's a rave going on? 196 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:06,240 Let's get wasted! 197 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:10,720 -I don't have a choice, alright? -Alright. 198 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:13,520 Someone's gonna see. Believe me, someone always sees. 199 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:16,240 Thank you for the legal brief. Now, how much do you think-- 200 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,320 There is a solution to your problem, Mick. 201 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:21,160 I know it. But this isn't it. 202 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:23,440 So don't do anything stupid! 203 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:26,600 I have to do this, or I'm not going to get to see the sunrise! 204 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:28,400 Everyone is looking! 205 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:34,200 Oh, Mick, hold up! 206 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:37,960 Oh, hey. 207 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:41,080 Congratulations, man. Really, such a accomplishment. 208 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:42,400 Thank you! 209 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,680 I have a receiver exactly like this! 210 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:56,280 Connie, how many times I gotta tell you? 211 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:57,800 Stop spying on the neighbors. 212 00:14:57,920 --> 00:15:00,960 I just know they're up to something. 213 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:04,560 Yes, it's a surprise party. We're invited, everyone was. 214 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:06,920 Connie, come sit down over here. 215 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,840 This kid with the funny voice, he's up 3,000. 216 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:13,080 Come on. Oh, boy. 217 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:15,800 You might be content to just sit there 218 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,960 while our whole nation goes down the tubes, 219 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:22,000 but I'm not. The time for vigilance has come. 220 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:24,440 That's what that charming man on the news said. 221 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:28,160 -The one that's always yelling? -He's just passionate, Buck. 222 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,480 This game is for children! 223 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:36,960 You are technically a child, Jamie. 224 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:38,680 Don't remind me. 225 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:49,880 Hey, kiddo. What you doing? 226 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:51,840 Four more hours. 227 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:54,440 Four more hours, and I'm free! 228 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,160 -You wanna give your old man a hand? -No. 229 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:02,000 Security alert. I've been monitoring some suspicious activity. 230 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:04,320 A vehicle parked outside, harboring a known thief. 231 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:06,440 Thieves? 232 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:09,640 Real live thieves. 233 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:12,480 -And who's the other guy? -Unremarkable. 234 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:14,240 -Threat level? -Negligible. 235 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:16,640 Boring! 236 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:19,440 Val! I'm just running outside! 237 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,280 Stupid, stupid idea! 238 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:33,680 Okay. Why don't you just come back tomorrow? 239 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,960 He's not gonna be having a surprise party then. 240 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:38,400 Maybe I didn't make myself clear. 241 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,800 If I don't get the money by midnight tonight, 242 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:41,720 I am a dead man. 243 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,800 Yeah, like, literally dead. 244 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:49,920 Yeah. 245 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,280 Like, literally dead-dead. 246 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:54,720 Oh, my God. 247 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,440 Oh, my God, I thought that was a figure of speech! 248 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,160 How about this for a figure of speech? 249 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:00,960 In a hot second, I'll be six feet under, 250 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:02,240 swimming with the dolphins. 251 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:05,000 You mean, sleeping with the fishes. 252 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:07,320 No, dolphins are fishes, they're, like, big fish. 253 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,200 No, dolphins are mammals. 254 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:10,920 Nitpick all you want, alright? 255 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:14,360 At the end of the day, I still have a five figure problem, and it's-- 256 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,800 Mick, why didn't you just come to me before? 257 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:18,080 I could have helped you. 258 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:23,080 They're up to something out there. 259 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:26,920 Something... depraved. 260 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,120 I can't quite put my finger on it. 261 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:31,400 You also can't keep your nose out of it. 262 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:35,360 I think the brunette is the pimp. 263 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:37,920 And the blonde is the pretty boy ho. 264 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:42,080 It doesn't take a lot of imagination to guess what happens next. 265 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:43,400 Where do you get this stuff? 266 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,280 You know what they need? 267 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,640 -Their privacy? -Jesus Christ. 268 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,120 My sentiments exactly. 269 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:59,120 I'm gonna make a call, and I'll make this go away. 270 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,880 No, you can't make a call, you don't understand! 271 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,080 This guy is a bad guy! 272 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,360 You remember those two cops in East Port? 273 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:08,600 Those ones whose heads took a trip downstream 274 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:10,640 without their bodies. 275 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,200 -You know who did that? -Oh, yeah. 276 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:17,040 And you borrowed money from that person? 277 00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:18,880 I say borrow, he says, stole. It-- 278 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:21,360 That's worse, that's so much worse! 279 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:23,240 My options were very limited at the time. 280 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:25,200 Why didn't you come to me for the money? 281 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,560 Wait. You have that kind of money? 282 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:32,120 No. 283 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:35,920 Oh, but you-- 284 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,640 So you're saying is that if you did, 285 00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:40,120 you'd lend it to me to get me of this mess, right? 286 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,160 God, no. You are terrible with money. 287 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:46,760 I'm gonna die. Oh, my God, I'm gonna die, for real. 288 00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:50,040 -No, okay, we can figure this out! -You should run. 289 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:52,400 I know! 290 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,280 You go to a loan shark. 291 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:02,320 -I owe the money to a loan shark. -Loan shark. 292 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:03,840 -You are... -Shoot, this is hard. 293 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:05,520 -You are not very good at this. -Dang. 294 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,320 -You really want to help me out? -Yeah. 295 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:08,840 Find me someone else to rip off. 296 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:11,520 -Okay. Like a-- -No, like, a big fish. 297 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:12,760 -Like a... -Dolphin! 298 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:14,920 Dolphins are mammals! 299 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,640 -Oh, God! -Oh, God! 300 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:18,200 Howdy, neighbors. 301 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:20,280 Be quiet. 302 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,840 -Hey. -Hey. 303 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:28,640 How's your night? 304 00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:30,080 -Traumatic. -Traumatic. 305 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:32,080 Same here. 306 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,880 It's really the kind of night 307 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:37,440 where you just want to kick back and not pay attention 308 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:40,240 to all the expensive items in your house. 309 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,000 What? 310 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:44,880 You know, just sit quietly, watch a movie, 311 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,400 sip a cheap, domestic brewage. 312 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:51,400 Let all of your cares and valuable possessions 313 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:52,640 just slip away. 314 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:56,040 "Cheap, domestic brewage"? 315 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:58,080 I think he means beer. 316 00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:01,480 Yes, that's what the kids are calling it. 317 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,280 Anyway, I will let you fellows get back 318 00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:06,840 to your wonderful discussion. 319 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:10,480 If there's anything you need, I will be out for a jog 320 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:13,440 for aŧ an hour. 321 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:18,640 Or... two hours? 322 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:21,640 -Maybe three... -Okay. 323 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,000 ...hours? 324 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,200 That's... 325 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:27,680 Three hours it is. 326 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:51,080 That guy's not from around here. 327 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:54,320 Oh, really? What gave you that idea? Was it the accent? 328 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,560 No, the accent's the tip of the iceberg. 329 00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,760 That guy practically invited us in. 330 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:03,720 -I'm gonna go for it. -No! 331 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:06,720 Does the word "entrapment" mean nothing to you? 332 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:09,000 Yeah, it's better to get caught in the bear trap 333 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:10,560 than get eaten by the bear. 334 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:16,280 -Who is that? -The bear. 335 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,000 Stan, hey, how are you doing, buddy? 336 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:25,400 You didn't respond to my text, Pearson. 337 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:29,640 Yeah, I know. I was kind of-- I've been really busy. 338 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,800 Yeah, over on Crabtrees Lane? 339 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:33,560 And I gotta admit, 340 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:36,520 when I saw you walk into the D.A.'s office today, 341 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:40,320 I was about ready to ventilate that thick skull of yours. 342 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,240 But lucky for you, 343 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:46,080 I like to give people the benefit of the doubt. 344 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:50,400 So, all you gotta do 345 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:53,240 is make good on that debt of yours. 346 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:56,600 I'd hate to see you screw that up. 347 00:21:56,680 --> 00:22:00,080 And I won't. You-- I-- You will have your money. 348 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:03,680 Yeah, or I'll have your hide. You got 'till midnight, princess. 349 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:06,840 "...your hide." 350 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:11,600 -"See you at midnight--" -Would you stop that? 351 00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:14,400 -Sorry. -So insensitive! 352 00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:16,400 Where are you going? 353 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:19,360 Mick, what are you doing? 354 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:20,960 Mick! 355 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:26,040 -Mick, where are you going? -I'm going that way. 356 00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:28,920 -This is a bad idea. -I know! 357 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,040 But you heard the bastard. I've got no time, 358 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:34,680 and that weirdo just rolled out the green carpet. 359 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:38,520 Oh, man, they are going to find that weirdo wearing our skin. 360 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:39,760 I just know it. 361 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:44,480 -Stop picking those up! -They are $100 bills! 362 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:48,480 I don't care if they're $200 bills, we are not going into that house! 363 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:03,400 This is crazy. 364 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:05,800 -Shut up! -Shut up? 365 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:09,560 -The guy isn't even home. -I know, you're just annoying me. 366 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:13,040 Go find the expensive stuff. Nothing too crazy. 367 00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:15,800 -Then meet me back here. -Okay, so just general larceny then? 368 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:17,400 Got it, cool. 369 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:19,680 Fine! 370 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,320 There you are. Hey. 371 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:03,800 So? 372 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:06,560 I found a-- the squash? 373 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:09,120 You? 374 00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:11,360 I found a-- 375 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,320 -I don't want to talk about it. -Sure. Yeah. 376 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:17,200 Let's just grab what we can get and leave. 377 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,200 Yes, a million times, yes. 378 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:30,880 No! Take the other one! 379 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:32,600 It's more expensive. 380 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:39,320 Hello. 381 00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:42,240 May I help you, complete strangers, with something? 382 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,280 I thought you were supposed to be on a jog. 383 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:48,720 Is it just me, or is this starting to feel like some sort of fetish? 384 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,720 Well, as far as fetishes go, I've seen worse. 385 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,120 This is like a soft three. 386 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,240 But it gets kinkier before it's over. 387 00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:00,800 -You're being robbed, yeah? -Yeah. 388 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,760 Cooperate and you won't be harmed, yeah. 389 00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:04,720 Yeah. 390 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:06,520 Oh, no, please don't. 391 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:11,040 Wait, really? Because it feels like you're enjoying it. 392 00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:13,080 I am very agitated. 393 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:16,840 I might try to stop you or, at the very least, escape. 394 00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:22,400 If only there were some way to prevent me from doing so. 395 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,080 I certainly couldn't do any of that if I were... 396 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:28,400 tied up. 397 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:32,440 And there it is. That's a hard eight. 398 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:33,600 Al? 399 00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:38,240 What is this? 400 00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:41,480 Honey, don't worry. This is exactly what it looks like. 401 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,320 Who are you? What are you doing in my house? 402 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,680 Valerie, please, you're being rude. 403 00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:48,080 Rude? 404 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:49,640 You haven't seen rude yet. 405 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:51,920 Come on, Val, just go along with it. 406 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:55,920 No. You two need to leave. 407 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:58,560 -Yeah, sounds good. -No, not a chance. 408 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:01,760 It's time for you two lovebirds to get cozy. 409 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,920 Let's not escalate this to a hostage situation. 410 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,520 Just tie them up! 411 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:11,720 -Please? -See? 412 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:21,560 Subtitles: www.plint.com 30279

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