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Previously, on "Good Girls"...
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Get me my funny money back.
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How am I supposed to do that?
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- Ask nicely.
- The cops?
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Not them.
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Nancy tried to grow
the business too fast.
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- What's the damage?
- We're totaled.
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You're homeless?
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He's experiencing homelessness.
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What happened with Angela?
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She's not really
roommate material.
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Why did you leave?
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No one's ever really
needed me before.
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I found this in my
underwear a while ago.
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I got this from my wife's cell.
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We're back in the club.
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- Who's name is it in?
- All of us.
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You can't give that
stuff to the DA.
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Putting me in a tough spot.
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If you can just drag
your feet a little bit...
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It'd be a different story
if you were one of us.
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- Can we help you?
- We're here about the dancing.
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We're fully zoned and licensed.
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There's enough there to
keep you from opening.
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You want this
problem to go away?
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- Yes, please.
- Then run for city council.
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Miss us?
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- So, what now?
- We get him.
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You think a strip
club owner has a shot?
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What changed your mind?
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You.
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Because crime isn't just
something that's downtown.
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It's in our community.
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And if we don't do something
about it right now,
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the robberies, the drug
dealing, the gangs,
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they're gonna show
up in our back yard,
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or our front steps,
or even our kitchens.
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And personally, I want
to live in a world
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where I don't have to
lock my front door,
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or watch my back every time
I go to the grocery store,
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or worry that someone's
parked on my street,
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waiting for me to leave,
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so they can just come in
and take whatever they want.
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I want to go back
to that Ashfield.
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And I know you do too.
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And that's why I'm
running for city council,
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to proudly represent Ward 5.
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How was it?
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It was long.
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Did you understand it?
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Parts were funny.
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You're really doing this, huh?
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Was it that bad?
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Uh, the principal
wants to see us again.
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Didn't do it.
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Okay, one more
time, from the top.
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Street crime. You
got your petty theft,
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drugs, carjacking,
what have you.
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Now, this is where
you ladies come in.
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Some of that money
gets washed right here.
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The rest turns into counterfeit.
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Then it goes across the
border and comes back clean.
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But now they got to launder it,
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or else the IRS starts
asking all these questions.
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So, you have all your
little mom and pops,
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electrical companies, plumbing,
materials, construction.
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- Oh, I'm the banker.
- Oh.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Those same companies
pay for protection,
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kickbacks to your boy.
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- He is not our boy.
- Like, why does everyone...
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- And in return, they get...
- Body glitter.
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Contracts from a shell company,
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owned by, guess who?
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Gang friend's fairy godfather?
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Is that what we're
gonna call him?
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Works for me.
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Now, this is where it
gets a little complicated.
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Oh, jeez.
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The shell companies are
hired by the city to build
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whatever projects gang fairy
godfather can get approved.
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Which is why he needs
you in that seat.
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But we don't know what
his next project is.
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Which is why we need
you in that seat.
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To bring them all down.
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Any questions?
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Yeah.
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How much of this do
we have to understand
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to get our deal back?
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None of it.
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Good, 'cause you lost
me with that cutlet.
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There's no deal.
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He's here on vacation.
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- So are you.
- Not really.
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Well, I'm calling it a vacation.
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Mm, I'm calling it suspended
for misplacing a suitcase
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full of fake cash while
having drinks with a "friend."
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So, just to be clear,
there's nothing in it for us.
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How about not going
away for all of this?
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Now, would that be
to a Canadian prison?
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- Does that matter?
- I think I could handle it.
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Can we keep our
cut from all this?
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- Yeah.
- We all go home winners.
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- What if I can't win?
- You're a natural.
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Yeah, be she doesn't
know jack about politics.
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She's great at pretending
to be something she's not.
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Okay, look, there's
nothing to win.
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You're just filling
an open seat.
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- That was mine.
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Just get the signatures.
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- 97.98.99.100.
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- Ahh!
- Whoo-hoo!
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And I nominate my
buddy Bob Allen.
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100 pushups, 100 seconds.
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Why are you doing this?
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He called me out on Insta.
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Well, everyone at
the office did it.
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- So what?
- So, if I flake,
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I'd look like I don't
want to save teacup pigs.
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- Do you believe this?
- I did it last week.
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All right, show of hands,
who here even knows
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what a teacup pig looks like?
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A teacup pig?
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- Thank you.
- Hey, what's up, boys?
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Can I talk to you
guys for a sec?
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Yeah.
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- Don't worry.
- We won't nominate you.
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No. Now you have to,
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'cause I don't want
to be the only one.
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Um, so, where are we at?
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- With what?
- You know, my whole situation.
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- Working on it.
- Yeah.
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Okay, 'cause you... you
guys say that every time.
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You can't just stick
it in Lady Justice.
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Yeah, she's got to want it.
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My wife is running
for city council.
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What?
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- Why?
- I don't know. Civic pride?
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Well, that's just
what the city needs,
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another woman on top.
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I don't want her
to be humiliated.
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Well, that's not on us.
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In front of, you know,
like, the whole world.
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- You backing out now?
- Hell no.
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I don't know. Look, maybe...
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You know, maybe-maybe
we just to a beat.
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Hey, Darryl.
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- This is Dean.
- Hey.
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Who's that?
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Oh, you don't know your
friendly county DA?
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He's one of us?
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How do you think I
win all my cases?
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Like we said, we're on it.
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But we can do whatever you want.
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Yeah, your call.
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You good?
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I just want it to be as quick
and painless as possible.
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You got it, Dean.
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But, uh, don't bring it
up here, though, okay?
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- Sure.
- If this gets out,
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be more than just our
bar cards on the line.
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Mmm.
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- Oh, hey, can you chop the...
- Already done.
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Julienned. Nice.
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Only took two
Band-Aids this time.
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Aw, yeah.
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- Eh?
- That looks great.
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- Pretty good, right?
- Just in time, BM.
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- Hi.
- Can that not be my nickname?
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- It's your initials.
- Oh, speaking of... here.
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Also something you flush.
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Auntie Beth needs
you to sign this.
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Uh, I'm not even
old enough to vote.
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Okay, well get dad to do it.
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- He's in Petoskey.
- Some corporate retreat.
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- What about Nance?
- She's in bed.
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- She sick or something?
- Depressed.
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Why, 'cause she lost
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her honorary parking
spot at Tiffany's?
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More like her entire
purpose in life.
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I'm gonna go change.
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Ow.
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- What's wrong?
- Nothing.
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- Is it your eyebrow zit?
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You can see it?
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Dude, it's like a third eye.
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I've tried everything.
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- Those are the worse.
- It won't go away.
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Yeah, those kill.
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It's, like, holding
my face hostage.
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- Let me at it.
- Absolutely not.
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- It'll feel so much better.
- No, that's disgusting.
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Okay, here. Just trust me.
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- What are you doing?
- Come here.
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We just need to open up
the pores a little bit.
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- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
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Hmm. Just like a spa.
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Mm-hmm.
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- Okay, can we stop?
- My eyeballs are hard-boiled.
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This is ridiculous.
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All right, how's it feel?
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- Still bad.
- Okay.
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- Don't do it.
- I'm going in.
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You don't have to do this. No.
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- I'm going in. Shh.
- No, no, no.
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What if it squirts
into your eyeball?
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Well, that will
certainly make our night
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more interesting.
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- Kevin.
- Annie.
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Gentle. Gentle. Gentle.
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- Oh!
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Ow!
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Eww.
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How's it feel now?
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It feels better, okay?
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- Hungry?
- Not especially.
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- Another beer?
- That, I would do.
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All right.
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Just sign at the bottom there.
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- How many do you have?
- I'm getting there.
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Do you want to hear where I
stand on the issues again?
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Just really puts us
out there, you know?
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You just have to hold
my purse a few times.
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So
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wouldn't have to dig too deep.
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Your police records are sealed.
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Well, that's not really
what I'm worried about.
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Then what is it?
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I just...
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I don't want the whole thing
to blow up in your face.
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Then wear long pants.
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Who's "Bongo Man"?
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Kevin's friend from the park.
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That can't be his given name.
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It's what he goes by.
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Did you get his ID?
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I saw the bongo.
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Oh, excuse me, where'd you
guys get your signatures from?
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- Church.
- School.
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- Work.
- Kroger.
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- We both hit the Kroger.
- Two different days.
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Well, now we have all
the demos covered, okay?
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So much for this being low key.
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Maybe gang fairy
godfather tipped them off.
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But I-I didn't, like,
put on makeup, and...
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- It's fine. It's fine.
- You look hot.
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I'm supposed to look like a mom.
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- Hot mom.
- Denise!
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We can't just give
this seat away,
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especially to a woman who
doesn't share our values,
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which is why I am also
running for city council,
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to ensure that our
wonderful community
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is represented by someone
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who understand what
our children need.
255
00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:03,461
How do you feel about
the proposed dress code
256
00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:04,724
for public school?
257
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:07,204
Looks like you just
got out-mom'd, brah.
258
00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:10,730
.
259
00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:14,255
Do you know what it means
to be Ashfield proud?
260
00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:16,823
Denise Carpenter does.
261
00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:20,609
Enriching the lives
of those in need.
262
00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:24,178
Helping to shape
the developing mind.
263
00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:28,748
And comforting those
entering the autumn of life.
264
00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:32,839
She believes the pulse of
our city comes from service,
265
00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:35,885
faith, and family.
266
00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:40,629
Because her heart's always
been in the same place...
267
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:43,110
With the people of Ashfield.
268
00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:47,549
I'm Ashfield proud.
269
00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:49,377
Paid for by Family
First Alliance.
270
00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:55,775
Yeah, that sucks.
271
00:12:57,428 --> 00:13:01,476
And why does everyone look so
much more important in slow-mo?
272
00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:05,262
I know, even the flag
waving kind of got me
273
00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:07,134
a little choked up, you know?
274
00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:08,962
You said I was a shoo-in.
275
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:11,791
That was before
Jesus got involved.
276
00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:17,622
Well, can you, like, grease
some palms or whatever?
277
00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:19,102
To get you elected?
278
00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:20,887
Isn't that what you guys do?
279
00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:23,846
It's not really
how democracy works.
280
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:26,893
Okay, so all your
projects and whatever...
281
00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:31,854
- What about them?
- They're all
282
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,813
aboveboard?
283
00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:42,430
You know, this isn't
zoning and garden for kids
284
00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:43,624
or building a parking structure.
285
00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:45,302
So, how can I help
you with those things
286
00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:46,738
if you can't help
me get elected?
287
00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:47,914
Money.
288
00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:49,829
And where is that pot of gold?
289
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:59,534
- Nowhere good.
- I'm used to it.
290
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:03,712
Donors, Elizabeth.
291
00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:07,498
And how do we get to their gold?
292
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:10,066
Take them to your church.
293
00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:21,338
How's your civic pride tonight?
294
00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:24,776
- Solid.
- I'm gonna need to see it.
295
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:28,911
All donations, tax-deductible!
296
00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:36,614
Keep the bottom
for your receipt.
297
00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:40,444
- 20 bucks.
- What's it get me?
298
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:41,968
Safer streets.
299
00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:44,903
And that's why I would expand
300
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,327
our neighborhood
watch crime groups.
301
00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:48,800
Because the best eyes on the
street are your neighbors.
302
00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:50,193
You can't always
trust the police,
303
00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:52,282
so you gotta make sure
that your tax dollars
304
00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:53,762
are going to the programs
305
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:56,983
that are gonna really help
protect your community.
306
00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:59,072
So, can I count on your support?
307
00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:01,552
Yeah, yeah, sure.
308
00:15:01,596 --> 00:15:03,052
Come on, you can
do better than that
309
00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:04,381
to support our girl.
310
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,695
Hello?
311
00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:17,003
Anybody home?
312
00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:22,617
I, uh, I used the key.
313
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:26,577
Let's see. Rise and shine.
314
00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:30,016
- Hmm.
315
00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:32,148
Oh, my God.
316
00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:34,846
Leave me alone!
317
00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:37,197
Do you know where your baby is?
318
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:40,765
With someone who showers.
319
00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:42,942
Do you know what day it is?
320
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:47,337
Does it matter?
321
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:50,601
Yes. Because it is spa day.
322
00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:52,995
Huh. Look at this.
323
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:55,215
Eyes.
324
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:57,347
Face.
325
00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:59,088
Hair.
326
00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:01,612
And even body.
327
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:06,139
Here. Let's... come here.
328
00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:08,097
Give me a foot. Where's
that little foot?
329
00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:09,292
- No.
- Where is that little foot?
330
00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:10,752
Stop! What is wrong with you?
331
00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:13,407
- What is wrong with you?
- I lost everything!
332
00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:16,279
Ugh. Well, so get it back!
333
00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:17,977
It's not like
334
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:20,892
it's not like Tupperware
that someone borrowed.
335
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:24,287
Look, you know, businesses fail.
336
00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:25,985
It-it happens.
337
00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:29,118
- You don't get it.
338
00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:30,728
Why don't you try me?
339
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:42,131
I was super into this
senior in high school,
340
00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:45,178
and he was super into
this "Mortal Kombat" game
341
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:46,440
at our 7-Eleven.
342
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:48,833
Every day before school,
343
00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:52,576
I went and I practiced,
to impress him.
344
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:55,057
- Well, did it work?
- We went to prom.
345
00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:57,538
- Hey y'all.
- Also, I had, like,
346
00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:59,627
the highest score for,
like, seven years,
347
00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:01,716
before some dick
unplugged the machine.
348
00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:04,284
You know it was him.
349
00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:09,115
I never fail.
350
00:17:18,341 --> 00:17:21,257
- What about your marriage?
- Excuse me?
351
00:17:22,519 --> 00:17:24,913
I mean, he did bone me.
352
00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:27,307
- Okay.
- More than once.
353
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:30,614
- Are you-are you serious?
- While you were pregnant.
354
00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:33,835
- It was a rough patch.
- I don't know.
355
00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:37,056
Sounds like a pretty
big fail, if you ask me.
356
00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:40,972
Got him back, didn't I?
357
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:44,759
Exactly.
358
00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:51,983
God.
359
00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:53,724
You didn't have
any better example
360
00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:55,813
for your teachable moment?
361
00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:03,952
Look, you just... you just
hit another rough patch.
362
00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:07,738
It's so embarrassing.
363
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:11,786
Hey.
364
00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:15,964
It's gonna be okay.
365
00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:22,362
I'm gonna leave you
to your pity party.
366
00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:26,801
Just remember, massager,
not just for your foot.
367
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:32,763
I can't pay you back
for any of this.
368
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:35,984
It's cool. I used CVS points.
369
00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:51,391
Cute.
370
00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:53,262
20 bucks.
371
00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:54,785
Yeah, no, I'm good.
372
00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:56,831
How about a bumper sticker?
373
00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:59,660
I'll just take my dry cleaning.
374
00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:02,141
It's all boxed up.
375
00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:08,277
Hey, let me ask you something.
376
00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:12,020
- What's in it for you?
- What do you mean?
377
00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:14,153
I mean, why do you
want to run this town?
378
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,372
Nick said I would good at it.
379
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:18,418
Oh. Nick, huh?
380
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:21,899
- Yeah, your genetic relation.
- Whatever you call him.
381
00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:23,292
Pretty smart guy.
382
00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:26,165
Yeah, he seems to
know how it all works.
383
00:19:27,775 --> 00:19:31,257
So, you just do
whatever Nick says, huh?
384
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:36,044
Don't you?
385
00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:40,744
That's what you think?
386
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:48,099
I just know he's in city hall
and you're in a strip club.
387
00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:52,060
Mm-hmm.
388
00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:56,238
That's some bag you got.
389
00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:58,719
Yeah, he's a pretty smart guy.
390
00:19:59,981 --> 00:20:01,722
Oh, no doubt.
391
00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:07,118
Box that up for me too.
392
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,734
- This isn't yours.
- It's my strip club.
393
00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:15,344
- This is campaign money.
- No.
394
00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:18,217
You didn't get this far
by taking handouts, right?
395
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:23,787
- I need this to run.
- Oh, yeah?
396
00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:25,833
Let's see.
397
00:20:27,922 --> 00:20:31,012
You can't.
398
00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:33,754
Take it up with city hall.
399
00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:43,807
.
400
00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:58,257
- That make you feel good?
- Yo, get him a Scotch.
401
00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,302
- Really showed me, huh?
- Top shelf.
402
00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:02,522
- Any shelf is fine.
- Oh.
403
00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:06,134
Look who's trying
to keep it real now.
404
00:21:06,177 --> 00:21:08,005
Make it off the top.
405
00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:11,594
I don't think you get what
we're trying to do here.
406
00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:14,447
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Ain't no we.
407
00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:16,579
What you're trying to do.
408
00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:18,543
There'd be no shelf if
it wasn't for what I do.
409
00:21:18,581 --> 00:21:21,410
- Fine, drink the cheap stuff.
- No shelves at all.
410
00:21:22,803 --> 00:21:25,109
And you'd be on a city
salary if it wasn't for me.
411
00:21:25,153 --> 00:21:28,199
Don't forget that.
412
00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:30,463
You think you'd
have any of this?
413
00:21:34,205 --> 00:21:36,295
You think you'd have her?
414
00:21:39,907 --> 00:21:42,431
- Just know one thing.
- What?
415
00:21:42,475 --> 00:21:46,217
- It isn't about her.
- What's it about?
416
00:21:46,261 --> 00:21:49,308
It won't be me doing the time.
417
00:21:50,831 --> 00:21:53,355
'Cause you'd make
sure it was me.
418
00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:03,757
Nah, I got this.
419
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:08,370
- No, no, no.
- You better keep what you can.
420
00:22:17,205 --> 00:22:19,686
Can't we just get those
donor guys back to the club?
421
00:22:19,729 --> 00:22:22,993
- And tell them what?
- "Oopsie, we lost it all"?
422
00:22:24,255 --> 00:22:26,954
Okay. What about a car wash?
423
00:22:26,997 --> 00:22:29,086
Do you have any
idea how much, like,
424
00:22:29,130 --> 00:22:30,697
a minute of airtime costs?
425
00:22:30,740 --> 00:22:32,612
Paid for that sick-ass trip
426
00:22:32,655 --> 00:22:34,222
in high school we
took to Toronto.
427
00:22:34,265 --> 00:22:36,355
Thought you hated Canada.
428
00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:38,966
- Except Toronto.
- Seriously?
429
00:22:39,009 --> 00:22:40,881
It's the best science
center in the world.
430
00:22:40,924 --> 00:22:43,666
Hmm. You'd have to wash
every car in the city.
431
00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:46,016
Can we just skip the
part where we pretend
432
00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:48,889
like there's any
legitimate way to do this?
433
00:22:50,543 --> 00:22:52,327
- Fine.
- But we gotta change it up.
434
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:53,850
- New masks?
- Like Halloween?
435
00:22:53,894 --> 00:22:55,548
Or like those motorcycle helmets
436
00:22:55,591 --> 00:22:57,332
with the mirrored visors.
437
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,682
You can't hear a thing in those.
438
00:22:59,726 --> 00:23:01,684
Sorry, where are you
buying a Halloween mask
439
00:23:01,728 --> 00:23:04,339
- this time of year?
- Uh, Amazon.
440
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,820
We can't rob.
441
00:23:08,299 --> 00:23:11,738
- We've never carjacked.
- Still need a mask for that.
442
00:23:11,781 --> 00:23:15,916
You guys. My entire
platform is anti-crime.
443
00:23:18,832 --> 00:23:22,575
- So?
- So, we can't do crime.
444
00:23:24,054 --> 00:23:27,144
No, we just can't do
crime and then get caught.
445
00:23:27,188 --> 00:23:29,756
Hmm. It's the end of an era.
446
00:23:29,799 --> 00:23:31,714
Hey, Principal Clark's waiting.
447
00:23:31,758 --> 00:23:33,890
- You got to hustle.
- Aren't you coming?
448
00:23:33,934 --> 00:23:36,110
Unless he wants to meet
on the corner of Delaney
449
00:23:36,153 --> 00:23:37,981
and 3rd, it is all you.
450
00:23:38,808 --> 00:23:41,071
You're right. Sorry.
451
00:23:41,115 --> 00:23:42,986
What did he do this time?
452
00:23:43,030 --> 00:23:46,250
Your son's very popular
with all the students.
453
00:23:46,294 --> 00:23:48,731
That's good.
454
00:23:48,775 --> 00:23:52,213
- They think he's hilarious.
- He is.
455
00:23:52,256 --> 00:23:54,476
And also very creative.
456
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:57,392
Okay, what am I doing here?
457
00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,089
I'm in the lounge the other day,
458
00:23:59,133 --> 00:24:01,831
when I hear... honking.
459
00:24:02,876 --> 00:24:04,312
Okay?
460
00:24:04,355 --> 00:24:07,402
All day. It-it doesn't end.
461
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:10,753
- Right.
- So, eventually, I got up,
462
00:24:10,797 --> 00:24:12,407
went outside to see
what was going on,
463
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:15,889
and Kenny had written on
the side of the building.
464
00:24:17,325 --> 00:24:18,979
And what did it say?
465
00:24:19,022 --> 00:24:21,503
"Honk if you hate
Principal Clark."
466
00:24:21,547 --> 00:24:22,896
Oh.
467
00:24:22,939 --> 00:24:24,680
Apparently, everyone
in town hates me,
468
00:24:24,724 --> 00:24:26,073
because it went to the point
469
00:24:26,116 --> 00:24:28,162
that teachers could
barely conduct lessons.
470
00:24:29,337 --> 00:24:31,687
And how do you know
that it was Kenny?
471
00:24:33,559 --> 00:24:35,822
I had hair before
I met your son.
472
00:24:40,653 --> 00:24:43,482
Also, these were in his locker.
473
00:24:45,962 --> 00:24:48,487
How's it going at
home, Mrs. Boland?
474
00:24:49,923 --> 00:24:52,969
I mean, you know, just
like every other family.
475
00:24:53,013 --> 00:24:55,363
- How's his binge eating?
476
00:24:55,406 --> 00:24:57,844
- Much better.
- Well,
477
00:24:57,887 --> 00:24:59,691
I'm afraid to say he's still
having a hard time here.
478
00:24:59,715 --> 00:25:01,848
I mean, the kid constantly
needs attention,
479
00:25:01,891 --> 00:25:04,024
and he certainly
knows how to get it.
480
00:25:07,375 --> 00:25:09,769
We encourage our students
to get their message across,
481
00:25:09,812 --> 00:25:11,727
just not at the
school's expense.
482
00:25:13,729 --> 00:25:15,644
Won't happen again.
483
00:25:18,168 --> 00:25:21,128
My opponent can blanket the
airwaves with her message.
484
00:25:21,171 --> 00:25:23,565
But I'd rather be out
here doing something.
485
00:25:23,609 --> 00:25:26,002
And what's your
message, Mrs. Boland?
486
00:25:26,046 --> 00:25:28,396
It's time to clean
up our streets.
487
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:35,621
My removing their calling cards,
488
00:25:35,664 --> 00:25:37,666
we're saying to these gangs,
489
00:25:37,710 --> 00:25:39,668
you are not welcome in Ashfield.
490
00:25:48,764 --> 00:25:50,374
And whether I'm elected or not,
491
00:25:50,418 --> 00:25:51,898
I will continue to fight
492
00:25:51,941 --> 00:25:53,552
for the safety of
this community.
493
00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:54,988
And how do you plan to do that?
494
00:25:55,031 --> 00:25:56,990
Well, as a mother, I know
495
00:25:57,033 --> 00:25:58,948
that some of the best
ways to clean up a mess
496
00:25:58,992 --> 00:26:00,428
are to get to it
before it starts.
497
00:26:00,471 --> 00:26:01,734
What are you doing? Uh-uh.
498
00:26:01,777 --> 00:26:04,084
No. You gotta go big.
499
00:26:05,825 --> 00:26:08,436
When you walk by a business
that's vandalized like this,
500
00:26:08,479 --> 00:26:10,046
and you just assume
that it's normal,
501
00:26:10,090 --> 00:26:12,701
you know what happens?
It becomes normal.
502
00:26:12,745 --> 00:26:14,703
How'd I do? And a
building like this
503
00:26:14,747 --> 00:26:16,792
- with these tags says...
- Can I have my iPad?
504
00:26:16,836 --> 00:26:18,577
You're still grounded.
505
00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:20,274
Wait, who's that guy?
506
00:26:20,317 --> 00:26:22,102
Who?
507
00:26:22,972 --> 00:26:27,237
- That-that guy. The guy.
- The guy with the coffees.
508
00:26:29,109 --> 00:26:31,285
Uh, he's just some
guy who works there.
509
00:26:31,328 --> 00:26:32,895
Are you sure?
510
00:26:32,939 --> 00:26:35,811
I mean, he made me a latte.
511
00:26:35,855 --> 00:26:37,900
Why, do you know him?
512
00:26:37,944 --> 00:26:39,772
- I thought I did, yeah.
513
00:26:39,815 --> 00:26:42,252
Hey, Mom, your friend's here.
514
00:26:43,776 --> 00:26:45,865
Hi, Denise.
515
00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:51,044
Does your family have a
special tie to the islands?
516
00:26:51,087 --> 00:26:53,699
There's so much Caribbean flair.
517
00:26:53,742 --> 00:26:56,702
Uh, Kenny, get the
girls ready for dance.
518
00:26:58,834 --> 00:27:01,184
- Is that a hot tub?
- Yeah.
519
00:27:01,228 --> 00:27:03,709
We like to treat every
day like it's a vacation.
520
00:27:03,752 --> 00:27:05,121
Well, how do you
have time to relax
521
00:27:05,145 --> 00:27:07,364
with all the campaigning
that you're doing?
522
00:27:07,408 --> 00:27:09,062
How can I help you, Denise?
523
00:27:09,105 --> 00:27:11,455
I came to congratulate you.
524
00:27:11,499 --> 00:27:14,807
- I haven't won yet.
- Chief Gorski has been raving
525
00:27:14,850 --> 00:27:17,766
about your neighborhood
safety plan.
526
00:27:17,810 --> 00:27:19,681
Oh, well he's been
really helpful.
527
00:27:19,725 --> 00:27:22,292
And I would love for
you to get it going.
528
00:27:22,336 --> 00:27:24,338
That's the plan.
529
00:27:24,381 --> 00:27:27,471
- After I'm elected.
- I don't understand.
530
00:27:27,515 --> 00:27:30,387
I'm offering you a job.
531
00:27:30,431 --> 00:27:32,259
Why would I do that?
532
00:27:32,302 --> 00:27:34,653
Because he also mentioned
the legal trouble
533
00:27:34,696 --> 00:27:36,350
that your husband's been having.
534
00:27:37,743 --> 00:27:39,527
He hasn't been
convicted of anything.
535
00:27:39,570 --> 00:27:40,833
But does it really matter,
536
00:27:40,876 --> 00:27:43,313
when that's your
entire platform?
537
00:27:45,533 --> 00:27:48,928
- Can we order a pizza?
- Uh, one-one minute.
538
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:53,236
- Anyway, you're busy.
- Think about it.
539
00:27:54,716 --> 00:27:56,022
Oh.
540
00:27:57,414 --> 00:27:59,242
Mahalo.
541
00:28:06,902 --> 00:28:07,337
.
542
00:28:07,381 --> 00:28:09,513
- Oh.
543
00:28:09,557 --> 00:28:11,820
Do Not Disturb is on.
544
00:28:15,781 --> 00:28:17,696
You're disturbing!
545
00:28:18,784 --> 00:28:21,700
Oh, my God.
546
00:28:25,878 --> 00:28:27,880
What do you want?
547
00:28:29,751 --> 00:28:31,448
A do-over.
548
00:28:32,754 --> 00:28:34,408
I'm good.
549
00:28:34,451 --> 00:28:36,976
There's nothing to steal
from you this time.
550
00:28:39,413 --> 00:28:41,720
One drink.
551
00:28:45,027 --> 00:28:46,855
I need that plate back.
552
00:28:50,206 --> 00:28:51,599
What for?
553
00:28:51,642 --> 00:28:54,036
So I can replace
what I took from you.
554
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,604
- What good would that do?
- You could say
555
00:28:56,647 --> 00:28:59,389
that you misplaced it and
make everything right again.
556
00:28:59,433 --> 00:29:01,696
- Too late.
- Wouldn't make us right.
557
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:05,047
- He made me do it, okay?
- You should have told me.
558
00:29:05,091 --> 00:29:08,659
- I had to protect my family.
- Maybe I could have helped.
559
00:29:08,703 --> 00:29:11,358
I'm supposed to trust
the person who busted me?
560
00:29:11,401 --> 00:29:12,402
- Yeah.
- How?
561
00:29:12,446 --> 00:29:14,665
I trusted you.
562
00:29:15,841 --> 00:29:17,625
Because we're supposed
to be friends?
563
00:29:17,668 --> 00:29:19,255
- I don't know.
- How would that even work?
564
00:29:19,279 --> 00:29:20,628
I don't know.
565
00:29:20,671 --> 00:29:22,630
Okay, so we just put
aside that I do what I do
566
00:29:22,673 --> 00:29:25,415
and that you do what you
do, and we just meet up
567
00:29:25,459 --> 00:29:28,288
for a girls' trip
in Cabo every year?
568
00:29:41,562 --> 00:29:45,435
The plate's back in D.C.
569
00:29:45,479 --> 00:29:49,526
- Can you get it?
- I just want to get him.
570
00:29:52,355 --> 00:29:54,618
- I can't run.
- Why?
571
00:29:54,662 --> 00:29:57,839
Because she's gonna
use Dean against me.
572
00:29:57,883 --> 00:29:59,145
Who leaked it?
573
00:29:59,188 --> 00:30:01,277
Her daughter takes tap
with the chief's kid.
574
00:30:01,321 --> 00:30:02,931
It's a mom thing.
575
00:30:05,368 --> 00:30:07,066
Look, I have to
bring back something.
576
00:30:07,109 --> 00:30:08,545
I have to drop out.
577
00:30:08,589 --> 00:30:10,417
And I'd rather it not be you.
578
00:30:10,460 --> 00:30:12,636
So, what am I
supposed to do here?
579
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,683
Do to her what you did to me.
580
00:30:21,689 --> 00:30:24,344
What they call a gym
is actually a closet
581
00:30:24,387 --> 00:30:26,955
with a NordicTrack from 1992.
582
00:30:26,999 --> 00:30:30,393
I'd be better off up here
curling bags of my own urine.
583
00:30:30,437 --> 00:30:32,439
Please don't.
584
00:30:35,224 --> 00:30:37,574
Everything cool?
585
00:30:41,448 --> 00:30:43,754
Yep.
586
00:30:48,107 --> 00:30:50,849
I'm gonna take a shower.
587
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,855
- That I say that, obviously.
588
00:30:56,898 --> 00:30:58,789
How come everything makes
me think of Harry Styles?
589
00:30:58,813 --> 00:31:00,293
- I mean...
590
00:31:02,469 --> 00:31:05,080
I thought he broke up with her.
591
00:31:06,038 --> 00:31:07,822
Could be a rebound.
592
00:31:09,737 --> 00:31:12,087
Do you want me to,
uh, turn the oven on?
593
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,875
What's wrong?
594
00:31:16,918 --> 00:31:21,270
Oh, nothing, they just
forgot the garlic knots.
595
00:31:21,314 --> 00:31:23,925
Mm-hmm. I'll warm it up.
596
00:31:32,020 --> 00:31:35,371
There's pizza, if you
want to come up for air.
597
00:31:35,415 --> 00:31:37,634
Cool. Come check us out.
598
00:31:37,678 --> 00:31:40,072
That will not be
necessary, thank you.
599
00:31:40,115 --> 00:31:42,074
Come here!
600
00:31:48,558 --> 00:31:50,734
She needed someone
to do the back.
601
00:31:50,778 --> 00:31:53,302
- You could have called.
602
00:31:53,346 --> 00:31:55,957
They shut my phone off.
603
00:31:56,001 --> 00:31:57,785
You can't pay your phone bill?
604
00:31:57,828 --> 00:31:59,961
Auto-pay is connected
to an overdrawn account.
605
00:32:00,005 --> 00:32:02,094
It's like a whole thing.
606
00:32:03,965 --> 00:32:05,769
Well, I really hope you
know what you're doing.
607
00:32:05,793 --> 00:32:07,882
He trained at Vidal Sassoon.
608
00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:11,842
- Oh no, Vito Sassin.
- Who's that?
609
00:32:11,886 --> 00:32:14,106
Owns the dog-grooming
place on Trumble.
610
00:32:14,149 --> 00:32:15,585
Oh, my God.
611
00:32:15,629 --> 00:32:17,085
Okay, you know what,
I'm gonna take over.
612
00:32:17,109 --> 00:32:18,937
Why don't you grab a slice, huh?
613
00:32:20,982 --> 00:32:23,854
- All right.
- Thank you.
614
00:32:23,898 --> 00:32:25,030
Okay.
615
00:32:27,293 --> 00:32:28,555
How is it?
616
00:32:28,598 --> 00:32:30,470
Let me see.
617
00:32:30,513 --> 00:32:31,993
Hmm.
618
00:32:32,037 --> 00:32:33,777
Oh, no.
619
00:32:35,257 --> 00:32:36,563
Can't believe I'm saying this,
620
00:32:36,606 --> 00:32:39,609
but he actually
got all your roots.
621
00:32:39,653 --> 00:32:41,394
- Really?
- Yeah.
622
00:32:41,437 --> 00:32:44,614
And I feel like he somehow
may have given you highlights?
623
00:32:44,658 --> 00:32:46,573
Oh. Okay.
624
00:32:46,616 --> 00:32:48,444
Maybe I should
start going to Vito.
625
00:32:50,446 --> 00:32:54,276
Wow. This is, like,
kind of amazing.
626
00:32:54,885 --> 00:32:57,192
- Well, so is he.
627
00:32:57,236 --> 00:32:59,368
You know, he taught me
how to get double points.
628
00:32:59,412 --> 00:33:03,372
And not just at CVS, but, like,
Walgreens, Rite Aid, Krogers.
629
00:33:03,416 --> 00:33:04,983
They all apparently do it.
630
00:33:05,026 --> 00:33:07,115
- Yeah.
- His whole life is a hack.
631
00:33:07,159 --> 00:33:10,292
I shouldn't have been
so judgey about him.
632
00:33:10,336 --> 00:33:12,077
It's hard not to be.
633
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:15,210
- He's a really good guy.
- Yeah.
634
00:33:15,254 --> 00:33:16,971
You know, there aren't
a lot of them out there.
635
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:20,520
- Ugh, I know.
- I'm really happy for you.
636
00:33:22,261 --> 00:33:27,483
Oh. Uh, no, we're not...
it's not like-like that.
637
00:33:27,527 --> 00:33:29,007
Oh.
638
00:33:35,361 --> 00:33:37,711
Why not?
639
00:33:40,192 --> 00:33:42,585
- It's so clean.
- Oh, well, my kids know
640
00:33:42,629 --> 00:33:45,153
it's the only way to
get their allowance.
641
00:33:45,197 --> 00:33:46,913
I can hardly get mine
to brush their teeth.
642
00:33:46,937 --> 00:33:48,156
Oh, well, you know,
643
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,811
you just... you have
to give them structure.
644
00:33:50,854 --> 00:33:53,031
Or maybe you're very
good at convincing people
645
00:33:53,074 --> 00:33:55,250
to do things they
don't want to do.
646
00:33:55,294 --> 00:33:56,991
- Coffee?
- Yes, please.
647
00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:58,558
If it makes you feel any better,
648
00:33:58,601 --> 00:34:00,101
I think that we're
gonna be a great team.
649
00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:02,040
- Oh, so do I.
- Wonderful.
650
00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:04,651
I couldn't win without you.
651
00:34:04,694 --> 00:34:07,088
Wait, I'm sorry?
652
00:34:08,916 --> 00:34:11,788
I'm gonna need all
those Jesus lovers.
653
00:34:15,618 --> 00:34:18,056
Is that a Portmeirion
butter dish?
654
00:34:18,099 --> 00:34:20,884
- Yeah.
- It was an anniversary gift.
655
00:34:20,928 --> 00:34:22,625
Do you have the whole set?
656
00:34:25,237 --> 00:34:26,760
He can have it.
657
00:34:26,803 --> 00:34:28,979
Do you collect Portmeirion?
658
00:34:29,023 --> 00:34:30,155
Nah.
659
00:34:36,813 --> 00:34:38,685
What is he doing?
660
00:34:40,339 --> 00:34:43,037
He is making it look
like a home invasion.
661
00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:45,735
Wait, no, I-I-I have a family.
662
00:34:47,346 --> 00:34:48,825
So do I.
663
00:34:48,869 --> 00:34:51,001
Wait, please-please
don't do this.
664
00:34:51,045 --> 00:34:52,481
Can we hurry this up?
665
00:34:52,525 --> 00:34:54,788
I've got to pick
up Danny from band.
666
00:34:59,619 --> 00:35:02,230
I'll do whatever you want.
667
00:35:02,274 --> 00:35:04,102
I'll leave him out of it.
668
00:35:06,669 --> 00:35:09,759
Does your daughter skate too?
669
00:35:09,803 --> 00:35:11,413
Hey, do you like figure skating?
670
00:35:11,457 --> 00:35:13,502
I love the Ice Capades.
671
00:35:13,546 --> 00:35:18,812
He will be at every practice,
every show, everywhere.
672
00:35:21,815 --> 00:35:24,122
- I won't-I won't tell anyone.
673
00:35:27,734 --> 00:35:31,216
Oh, hey, thank you
for your support.
674
00:35:39,615 --> 00:35:39,833
.
675
00:35:39,876 --> 00:35:42,009
- Come over here.
- I got it.
676
00:35:42,052 --> 00:35:44,229
- No, I need you to see.
- Come here.
677
00:35:48,624 --> 00:35:51,149
- Yeah.
- What is that?
678
00:35:51,192 --> 00:35:52,846
It's not the end of the world.
679
00:35:52,889 --> 00:35:55,240
A Big Mac is people food.
680
00:35:55,283 --> 00:35:56,763
I'm sorry, okay?
681
00:35:56,806 --> 00:35:58,678
- Well, how does that help me?
- I...
682
00:36:01,376 --> 00:36:02,769
What do you want, Tina?
683
00:36:02,812 --> 00:36:04,486
I want you to wake up in
the middle of the night
684
00:36:04,510 --> 00:36:06,903
when Licorice has his
squirts all over our bedroom.
685
00:36:06,947 --> 00:36:10,211
- Fine.
- Hey, we're not done here.
686
00:36:10,255 --> 00:36:12,300
He barely ate of it.
687
00:36:12,344 --> 00:36:13,997
I just need you to
answer something.
688
00:36:16,217 --> 00:36:18,088
What's that?
689
00:36:18,132 --> 00:36:21,222
How do you make it through
your day being such a moron?
690
00:36:21,266 --> 00:36:23,616
Can we talk about this later?
691
00:36:23,659 --> 00:36:25,922
Just think about my question.
692
00:36:29,143 --> 00:36:30,405
Hey, where were we? Um...
693
00:36:30,449 --> 00:36:32,494
Oh, right, so corporate
wants us to do a promo
694
00:36:32,538 --> 00:36:34,844
with the fruit acid peel.
695
00:36:37,282 --> 00:36:38,587
Can I ask you something?
696
00:36:38,631 --> 00:36:40,502
Oh, she's on an elephant dose
697
00:36:40,546 --> 00:36:41,982
of IVF crap. Ignore her.
698
00:36:42,025 --> 00:36:45,203
Hey, did you really give
that stuff to the DA?
699
00:36:46,073 --> 00:36:48,206
Yeah. Why?
700
00:36:48,249 --> 00:36:51,383
- Saw him yesterday.
- Where?
701
00:36:53,167 --> 00:36:56,214
- Starbucks.
- Nice.
702
00:36:57,911 --> 00:37:00,218
He works there.
703
00:37:01,567 --> 00:37:03,438
Well, he works out
of a lot of places.
704
00:37:03,482 --> 00:37:07,573
Mm, no, he was
serving the coffee.
705
00:37:07,616 --> 00:37:11,707
- Middle-aged balanced dad?
- Yeah, with a green apron.
706
00:37:11,751 --> 00:37:13,753
That could have been anybody.
707
00:37:13,796 --> 00:37:17,409
But the name tag said "Darryl."
708
00:37:21,151 --> 00:37:23,545
We didn't have a choice.
709
00:37:27,288 --> 00:37:29,551
I made the name tag part up.
710
00:37:31,336 --> 00:37:33,251
We're gonna send
it to the real DA.
711
00:37:33,294 --> 00:37:35,688
What are you guys waiting for?
712
00:37:36,602 --> 00:37:39,692
- Ask your friend.
- Stan?
713
00:37:39,735 --> 00:37:43,043
Hey, you're not the only
one in a tight spot.
714
00:37:44,610 --> 00:37:47,439
Jesus, it's all
over the comforter!
715
00:37:49,919 --> 00:37:53,314
- Coming!
- Bring the carpet cleaner!
716
00:37:53,358 --> 00:37:54,968
Excuse me.
717
00:38:03,455 --> 00:38:05,413
You in my business again?
718
00:38:05,457 --> 00:38:07,763
- What the hell is bee venom?
- Oh.
719
00:38:07,807 --> 00:38:09,852
Don't tell me. I know this one.
720
00:38:09,896 --> 00:38:12,333
Increases blood
flow to the area,
721
00:38:12,377 --> 00:38:14,117
bringing fresh
oxygen and nutrients.
722
00:38:14,161 --> 00:38:18,208
Also stimulates the production
of collagen and elastin.
723
00:38:18,252 --> 00:38:21,429
Hmm. Yeah, I meant all
of this. What is this?
724
00:38:21,473 --> 00:38:23,910
Well, it's my
business, literally.
725
00:38:23,953 --> 00:38:26,782
- Bee venom?
- No, not just that.
726
00:38:26,826 --> 00:38:30,090
There's a... got
a Vitamin C balm,
727
00:38:30,133 --> 00:38:32,353
got your Energizing Face Wash,
728
00:38:32,397 --> 00:38:35,313
and you got your
Serum Concentrate.
729
00:38:36,531 --> 00:38:39,360
So, lotions.
730
00:38:39,404 --> 00:38:42,450
Look, babe, I'm
just-I'm just trying
731
00:38:42,494 --> 00:38:43,799
to keep us out of trouble, okay?
732
00:38:43,843 --> 00:38:47,412
- But I have the club now.
- Club's trouble.
733
00:38:47,455 --> 00:38:49,544
The club pays the bills.
734
00:38:49,588 --> 00:38:51,546
Till more trouble
comes knocking.
735
00:38:52,982 --> 00:38:56,508
- Who is this trouble?
- I don't know.
736
00:38:56,551 --> 00:38:59,728
But it just always kind of
seems to find you ladies.
737
00:39:04,167 --> 00:39:05,778
Is this, like, the Scouts,
738
00:39:05,821 --> 00:39:07,780
where I gotta make
people buy it at work?
739
00:39:07,823 --> 00:39:10,739
- No. No, no, no.
- I hit up my own network.
740
00:39:12,262 --> 00:39:16,266
- How deep are you in this?
- What, just a year's worth.
741
00:39:16,310 --> 00:39:19,313
- Jesus.
- What?
742
00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:23,448
Just so you know, none of
these are for Black people.
743
00:39:25,450 --> 00:39:27,669
These are all for Black people.
744
00:39:31,107 --> 00:39:32,761
That's not for Black people.
745
00:39:50,083 --> 00:39:53,391
- How'd we get our stuff back?
- I don't know.
746
00:39:54,696 --> 00:39:56,524
Maybe we got our fish back too.
747
00:40:25,118 --> 00:40:26,554
You got another zit?
748
00:40:27,990 --> 00:40:29,470
Nope.
749
00:41:00,980 --> 00:41:03,765
It's not a knock,
but it's a start.
750
00:41:09,249 --> 00:41:11,686
I love what you've
done with the place.
751
00:41:13,340 --> 00:41:15,516
Why'd you give it all back?
752
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:18,476
Not all of it.
753
00:41:18,519 --> 00:41:20,826
Why any of it?
754
00:41:22,871 --> 00:41:25,961
Saw you're tagging's
really coming along.
755
00:41:26,005 --> 00:41:28,964
I've got a really
good campaign team.
756
00:41:30,836 --> 00:41:33,534
I told you you didn't need him.
757
00:41:38,234 --> 00:41:40,889
I will take one of
those T-shirts, though.
53849
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