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We repeat: the flying gimp has been
destroyed, you may return to your homes.
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And now, back to the Skye Daley Show.
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With the night special guest:
Ricky Coogin.
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Ricky, after your hideous
disfigurement,
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you're showing incredible courage by
agreeing finally show yourself in public.
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Thanks.
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America has watched you growing
up in television and in movies.
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For years you were everyone's
favorite little brother in that
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hit series, The Baker's Dozen.
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AWW!
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And, of course, as the star of
those hilarious Ghost Dude movies.
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You've got the entire
country saying: "Boo, dude!"
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Boo, dude!
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But now, after your horrific ordeal,
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the very mention of your name makes
children scream in terror.
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Ricky Coogin...
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the world is waiting to hear your
story.
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Well, it's kinda long, but... O.K.
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It all started when I was approached to be spokesman...
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for a multinational corporation called EES.
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- Oh, the Everything Except Shoes people.
- Right.
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I was at their headquarters
to meet the chairman and the board of directors.
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They wanted to send me to South
America,
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to promote a controversial fertilizer called Zygrot-24.
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You are the only one who can stand up
to this radicals, who trying to keep...
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Zygrot-24 from the struggling farmers
whose very future depends on it.
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- Wasn't that stuff banned?
- Only in the US...
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and Europe.
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- I've heard that shit is lethal.
- Alright, you need proof.
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Fine. Please, sit down.
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I would like you to meet the head of
our South American research facility
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senor Juan Valdez.
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My name is Jorge Ramirez.
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Whatever. He's been working with
Zygrot-24 every day for the last 5 years.
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And look at him. He's in fine shape.
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Aren't you...
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Juan?
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Yes, I'm fine.
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I want you know that Me and my team
in Santa Flan...
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Santa Flan?! What kinda shitty name for a country is that?
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It is named for the Patron Saint
of creamy desserts.
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As I was saying, we have worked
very closely with Zygrot-24.
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I have personally supervised its development.
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No potential danger was
left uninvestigated.
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The environmentalists are crackfucks!
All of them!
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It's ridiculous, I tell you. Totally ridiculous!
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Thank You, Valdez. That'll be all.
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- Hey, wait a min...
- Ricky, this is important.
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We're talking about a major threat to the EES image.
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How does two million dollars plus expenses sound?
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Dick, two million. Sounds great.
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- But...
- I hear you.
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Let's make it five million.
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That is, if the board agrees.
Gentlemen, all those in favor?
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Good. It's unanimous.
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Well, Ricky, that you say? Are you
EES's man in Santa Flan?
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So the deal was done.
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I was Ricky Coogin � toxic chemicals
salesman.
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Me and my buddy Ernie hopped on
the next plane to Santa Flan.
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- Oh, did show movie?
- Return to the Blue Lagoon.
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Oh, I heard that sucked.
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Where the hell is Ernie?
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Ladies, all wanted was a manicure.
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Hey, I'm kidding. What is that, gravy?
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Where did you get that?
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I don't know, Coog. It started as a pimp,
and that I scratched it.
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Can I get you dear two gentlemen a pillow or a blanket?
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Yes, please.
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- Is that your luggage up there?
- Yeah.
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- Is that your ugly little troll?
- Stuey Gluck!
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Rick!
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Look, I got rare still from your
first season on The Baker's Dozen!
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Could you sigh it for me? Please!
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Baker's Dozen. I liked the
mom on that show.
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- I porked her.
- Cool.
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Rick, it says here Zygrot-24 is dangerous.
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Why're you lending your name to
it, Rick?
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You used to be good. But now...
I just don't know.
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Don't cry, Stuey. Deep down, I'm still good.
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YES!
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May I take your bomb, sir?
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�aptain Benoway here. To the right of the aircraft,
you can see a terrific view of the Grand Canyon.
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And to the left, you can see a
panic-stricken little troll.
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- You gonna eat your peanuts, Ernie?
- Nah, you can have 'em.
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Thanks.
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Hey, I'm O.K.
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Santa Flan International Airport
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Here we are, Ernie. Santa Spam. World
famous for loud music and hot sex.
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- It is?
- Just give me a few hours.
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Sure glad that was not our plane.
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EES mustn't stay!
Take your toxic crap away!
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Jesus! We'd better find a limo right now,
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before this whale-kissers will tear us apart...
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I got a better idea.
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If I can just find the right disguise.
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Take this.
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Ow! Give me back my crutches! You monster! Oh, it hurts!
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Oh, God!
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Are you O.K.?
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- Let me help you.
- Thanks.
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Don't worry about me. What's one man's pain...
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weighed against the global injustice of corporate tyrants like EES?
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Go. The fight must continue.
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- Wow! My name is Julie.
- Josh. Josh Tavner.
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Mother Teresa. Glad to meet you.
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- Give me that, you ape.
- Ow!
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Josh (- Yeah.), a busload of us are headed
over to Maracas to protest Zygrot-24...
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and pelt Ricky Coogin with cow shit.
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Same here! You could ride with us.
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Us? You're with him?
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Ernie? Oh, he's okay. Have you ever heard of an idiot savant?
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- Sure.
- That's Ernie. Except for the savant part.
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Yeah, well, one thing's for sure.
That Coogin guy sure is an asshole, huh?
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I'll say! What a total piece of shit.
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I mean, don't you think so, Josh?
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Well, he's got a few problems.
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And what a lousy actor! I mean, can you believe like "Ghost Dude" crap?
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Come on, with a script that bad, he deserves
an Oscar for coming off as good as he did!
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- Well, he's no Christian Slater.
- Slater?!
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No, come on! I could act circles around that one-note hack!
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And you think Slater could improv like this, huh?!
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Damn it!
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So, Julie, do you like Swedish films?
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You don't even want to hear the truth
about Zygrot-24, do you, Coogin?
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I mean, look, I'm not saying this stuff
is going to turn anyone in some kind of...
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Huminwerm?
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Exatcly, a human worm. I mean, that's just absurd.
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- The point is that this product...
- Dawg Boy?
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Yes, or a dog boy. That's stupid.
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- The point this is very dan...
- Hideous Frawgman?
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Okay. Now you're just being silly.
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Human suffering's just a big joke to you, isn't it, Coogin?
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- What?
- You are so sick.
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Cool! A freak show! Let's check it out!
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Kind of like a family reunion for you, huh?
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Lighten up, Coog, could be a goof.
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Freekz
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Freekz� is a registered trademark of Elijah C. Skuggs Enterprises. Any
unauthorized reproduction is strictly prohibited without prior written consent.
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Freekland
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Welcome to Freekland. Home of nature's
most repulsive mistakes.
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Don't forget to visit our snack-bar.
And, please, no spitting.
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Isn't it great?
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It is so... real.
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Real stupid.
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- Let's go, Ernie. This place is dead.
- Yeah. Where are all the weirdos?
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There are no weirdos here!
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Mutants? Yes.
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Genetic nightmares? Definitely.
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Children of Hell and twisted masses
of living, breathing tormented flesh?
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Certainly.
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But as for weirdos...
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not a one.
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Unless of course... you count me.
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Nah, you seem like a regular dumbshit old redneck to me.
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- I'm Julie. And you are...
- I'm Elijah C. Skuggs,
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proud proprietor of Skugg's Fabulous Freak Land and Mutant Emporium.
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But you already knew that. After all,
you've ventured miles away from civilization,
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hospitals, telephones, polícia.
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- How may I help you?
- Drop dead.
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We would love to see your freak show.
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You see, you have built a monument to
the variety and... innovation of nature.
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It reminds us to respect the fragile and complexity of our global ecosystem.
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And you come to me looking for weirdos?
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Hey. Hey!
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- Hello.
- Mr. Toad is... my assistant.
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As for the show, I'm afraid the next parade
of deformity isn't until tomorrow evening.
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However! I do have a private exhibit in my shed...
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you might be interested. I don't usually share it with the general public
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Well, we're deeply honored. But... no thanks.
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Yeah. We really must be... Alright.
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I've used to blow up toads with firecrackers, pal! So watch it!
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The sideshow tradition has been
completely misrepresented by the media.
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I mean, you don't traffic in human misery.
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You show society the part of itself it doesn't want to look at.
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Yeah, it is.
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Who the hell, huh? We'll see some pickled dog brains.
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Maybe some pictures of women with,
you know, added equipment, huh? Huh?
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Why not?
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I just love "Family Circus".
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ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!?
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How do they do it? They do use the
same joke over and over again.
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I'm just a sucker for that little moffet's shenanigans, that's all.
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Perhaps I should tell you a little more about what I do.
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You see, I not only exhibit freaks.
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I make them.
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Just like Michelangelo saw the angel in the stone,
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I look can at a guy like Kevin Costner...
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and see a giant peach grub who can fart the Blue Danube..
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Behold! The Tasty Freekz machine!
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My God! He's using Zygrot-24!
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Hey! You're not supposed to have that stuff!
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Oh? Well, I guess I'm not supposed to have these either!
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Who wants to get freaked first?
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Ladies first.
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- Go screw yourself!
- If I were you, I would!
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Oh, God!
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What are we gonna with these two? Let's see.
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*Inaudible to me
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Do we make them deformed? Michael Jackson...
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It's like Yin and Yang... AC/DC...
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two birds with one stone...
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Yeah, it's pretty darn good, really...
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Let 'er rip, Toad!
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Wait a second. You're really gonna smear
that stuff on us and mutate our body parts!?
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- Correct.
- Well... then could you give me a really big rodney?
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I'm a mad scientist pal, not a miracle worker.
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Gumby, put that thing away!
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Feast your eyes!
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Oh well, at least I'll never have to go far for a piece of tail.
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Pig!
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Toad, take them to their quarters.
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A mere party trick.
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But you, you're gonna be... special.
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- Hello?
- Laughing Man? This is Red Swan.
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Fine, thank you. And you?
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Listen, I have created the ultimate freak, sort of.
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Yes. Well, see, that's just he's not quite... finished.
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I'm gonna need some more that... Zygrot-24.
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Could you... spell it?
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Got it.
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Yes. Well, you... you take it easy too.
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Asshole.
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Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey.
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Time to meet and greet the brand new you.
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- Oh God! This was my good side!
- Still is, if you ask me.
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Hell. Wait 'til you see what I've
planned for the other side.
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Welcome to your spacious accommodation.
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- Great use of the space.
- Yeah! Yeah. I learned it all from Bob Vila.
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You know, you could expose this rustic beams
and put in a skylight over just one weekend, Elijah.
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Give it a rest, Bob.
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One of these days I gotta put a shitter in there.
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No problem, Elijah. It is all right here in
my new book "Bedrooms and Bathrooms ".
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In fact, if take this one...
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- Ernie? Julie?
- Over here, Coog.
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- Are you alright?
- Oh, I know that voice.
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That's the voice that said, "Cool, a freak show. Let's check it out "
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Oh sure. Blame the woman. Typical.
238
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"It's so real." Is this real enough for you? I'm friggin' Quasimodo!
239
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Lighten up, Coog.
240
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You're talking to the original tag team of ugly pukes here. Look at this outfit.
241
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- Come on. Step into the light.
- Okay, here I come.
242
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Oh geez... Well, it's not so revolting.
243
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I mean, after all, physical beauty is a mere socially-enforced myth that...
244
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Oh, shit!
245
00:25:18,201 --> 00:25:23,735
Yeah? Well, you're no Mona Lisas yourself.
You're lucky I've got a strong stomach!
246
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And you're lucky I don't BITE you!
247
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- Get away from me you, you...
- Freak?
248
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I am Ortiz, the Dog Boy. Leader of the freaks.
249
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Kind of like "top dog."
250
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Welcome to Hell, Rick. Shake?
251
00:25:45,971 --> 00:25:48,750
No thanks. I don't plan on staying long.
252
00:25:52,933 --> 00:25:54,450
How many of you are there in here anyway?
253
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First, I have a question for you, Ricardo.
254
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- Who starred in the film "Exorcist II: The Heretic"?
- Ha?
255
00:26:05,524 --> 00:26:09,205
Well, perhaps we should ask the Worm!
256
00:26:10,089 --> 00:26:14,312
Tell us, Worm. Who is starred in
the "Exorcist II: The Heretic"?
257
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- Olivia Newton-John.
- Olivia Newton-John.
258
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- Rick, you agree or disagree?
- This is nuts. This is crazy.
259
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- Besides, it was Linda Blair.
- Very good. It was Linda Blair.
260
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Circle gets the square.
261
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That's cool. That's cool.
262
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Okay, JulieErnie. Who's it going to be?
263
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Nosey the Nose Man!
264
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What?
265
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- Cowboy!
- Howdy.
266
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The Bearded Lady!
267
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How ya' doin.
268
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- Sockhead!
- Hi! Hi.
269
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- The Eternal flame!
- Fire in the hole.
270
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Rosie the Pinhead!
271
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The hideous Frog Man!
272
00:27:05,816 --> 00:27:10,788
And of course, in the center square, Mr. Paul Lynde!
273
00:27:14,004 --> 00:27:15,168
Who will it be?
274
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Call me old-fashioned, but I'll go with Paul Lynde.
275
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- Don't be an idiot.
- It's funny.
276
00:27:24,282 --> 00:27:31,448
You see, Rick? Just because we're freaks
doesn't mean we can't have some fun, huh?
277
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Get away from me. Get away!
278
00:27:35,188 --> 00:27:41,663
I'm not like you. You hear me? I'm Ricky Coogin! I AM NOT A FREAK!
279
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FREAK! FREAK!
280
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Poor kid.
281
00:28:06,757 --> 00:28:08,286
Well, sucks.
282
00:28:11,075 --> 00:28:13,608
Wonder if they still castin' Gremlins 3.
283
00:28:13,609 --> 00:28:15,800
I'll call my agent in the morning.
284
00:28:17,326 --> 00:28:20,620
Look, Rick. All the freaks have gone through this anguish.
285
00:28:20,621 --> 00:28:23,324
At first, I was blinded by my anger. I admit that.
286
00:28:23,325 --> 00:28:28,179
I wanted to break your neck for getting me into this. But... I got over it.
287
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,091
Ortiz taught me to channel my anger for the common good.
288
00:28:32,291 --> 00:28:34,433
You wanted to see the freak show.
289
00:28:34,533 --> 00:28:36,633
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!
290
00:28:41,206 --> 00:28:42,235
Ernie!
291
00:28:44,004 --> 00:28:47,689
Sorry, Coog. For a second, I was a total man-hater.
292
00:28:50,074 --> 00:28:52,411
Here. Take it.
293
00:28:53,916 --> 00:28:56,947
"So You're a Hideous Mutant Freak � Now What?"
294
00:28:57,556 --> 00:29:01,634
I don't need this. I'm not like those other god-forsaken animals.
295
00:29:01,635 --> 00:29:04,887
You're mistaken, Rick. You are exactly like us.
296
00:29:05,823 --> 00:29:09,662
We were all normal healthy folk before we made the fateful mistake...
297
00:29:09,663 --> 00:29:11,753
of coming to this hell hole at an off hour.
298
00:29:12,519 --> 00:29:16,608
When I first came here, I was a professor of lacrophylogy.
299
00:29:17,208 --> 00:29:19,129
The study of worms, of course.
300
00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:22,132
I was on the trail of the fat
pudgy worm.
301
00:29:22,332 --> 00:29:24,795
Mr. Skuggs said he had just such a worm in his shed.
302
00:29:24,895 --> 00:29:29,936
How could I've possibly surmised that the specimen
and myself should ultimately prove to be one and the same?
303
00:29:33,350 --> 00:29:36,443
At first, the transformation was fabulous.
304
00:29:36,991 --> 00:29:39,980
I truly understood the worm's ethos like never before.
305
00:29:41,091 --> 00:29:43,195
But those early days of fascination are over.
306
00:29:44,035 --> 00:29:47,195
Now, in retrospect, I think the whole thing is a fucking headache.
307
00:29:48,726 --> 00:29:51,756
I'd sell my soul just to be able to wipe my own ass.
308
00:29:57,382 --> 00:30:00,831
I first came here as a tourist. Looking for some fun.
309
00:30:00,832 --> 00:30:01,960
Nice place.
310
00:30:05,292 --> 00:30:07,985
Then Elijah turned me into a sock.
311
00:30:10,688 --> 00:30:13,685
I'm sorry. I'm... I'm not much for stories.
312
00:30:17,506 --> 00:30:20,800
When I first arrived here, I was nothing like I am now.
313
00:30:24,745 --> 00:30:29,909
I was confused � a walking contradiction, so full of questions.
314
00:30:30,054 --> 00:30:32,672
You know, you'd be better off without a dick.
315
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,861
Hey, you can keep the beard.
316
00:30:38,911 --> 00:30:40,742
Hallelujah.
317
00:30:41,196 --> 00:30:43,755
But now I know who I am.
I can say it the world:
318
00:30:44,228 --> 00:30:48,773
"Hey. This is me. I'm a woman. And I like me."
319
00:31:09,879 --> 00:31:11,645
Damn, this rough
320
00:31:13,436 --> 00:31:16,240
You're one of us now, Rick. Whether you admit it or not.
321
00:31:17,434 --> 00:31:18,652
It's irrefutable.
322
00:31:30,047 --> 00:31:33,310
- Hey, mind your business.
- Sorry, sorry.
323
00:31:40,151 --> 00:31:42,225
Ortiz, Ortiz, that's me. That's me,
Ortiz.
324
00:31:42,770 --> 00:31:45,543
Ortiz! Ortiz! You're on me. Oh! Oh!
325
00:31:45,619 --> 00:31:48,629
I'm not gonna cleaning this up. Ortiz, God damn!
326
00:31:49,155 --> 00:31:51,935
Well that EES guy should rescue me any minute.
327
00:31:52,523 --> 00:31:56,064
Then it's back to sunny old L.A and straight to the plastic surgeon.
328
00:31:56,439 --> 00:32:00,922
I wonder how many of my anatomically
correct girlfriends will be waiting for me.
329
00:32:01,305 --> 00:32:04,543
- I'll be waiting for you, Rick!.
- Thanks, Stuey.
330
00:32:06,110 --> 00:32:08,147
Ah! It's a troll!
331
00:32:09,639 --> 00:32:12,137
Get away! Go home. What are you doing here?
332
00:32:12,147 --> 00:32:15,223
Seeing phantom trolls, Rick?
333
00:32:15,805 --> 00:32:16,787
No.
334
00:32:17,073 --> 00:32:20,303
Sounds to me like you've developed a telepathic bond.
335
00:32:20,304 --> 00:32:25,811
Don't mean yer nuts or nuthin'.
Heck, old Nosey, why he can smell the future.
336
00:32:26,027 --> 00:32:30,894
Lots of us freaks got E.S.P. And Sockhead, he's got E.S.P.N.
337
00:32:32,495 --> 00:32:35,213
Watch out, Hulk! He's gonna try the skull cracker!
338
00:32:36,284 --> 00:32:38,832
Shucks, Rick, you're lucky.
339
00:32:39,081 --> 00:32:43,074
Telepathy like yours only occurs between real soulmates.
340
00:32:43,466 --> 00:32:45,761
A bond like that should be cherished.
341
00:32:46,096 --> 00:32:48,535
Wow! I'm Ricky Coogin's soulmate!
342
00:32:48,536 --> 00:32:51,417
In your dreams! Now get lost, troll!
343
00:32:51,749 --> 00:32:55,195
Wait'll I tell the kids at school!
344
00:32:55,196 --> 00:32:59,683
Shucks Rick, it don't make sense to spurn your soulmate.
345
00:33:00,274 --> 00:33:04,706
I reckon that troll could help you if you just let him into your heart.
346
00:33:10,758 --> 00:33:12,786
Once America sees what happened to Ricky,
347
00:33:12,787 --> 00:33:16,776
they'll probably send the whole FBI down to save him!
348
00:33:17,778 --> 00:33:22,757
I'll probably win a Pulitzer prize for this scoop. And I'll dedicate it to Rick!
349
00:33:39,599 --> 00:33:42,530
Of course I'll print it! America needs to know!
350
00:33:42,531 --> 00:33:45,640
Burt! Give mister Gluck his fee and show him out.
351
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,228
That's okay. I know the way out.
352
00:33:50,972 --> 00:33:55,346
"Freaky Deaky! Ricky Coogin's a mutant in South America!
353
00:33:55,925 --> 00:33:58,899
By Stuart S. Gluck." That's me!
354
00:34:01,455 --> 00:34:04,442
No. You've got it all wrong. I don't know anything about that.
355
00:34:04,443 --> 00:34:06,113
You gotta believe me.
356
00:34:11,601 --> 00:34:17,889
Ladies and gentlemen, get ready
for the glamour! Get ready for the glitz!
357
00:34:17,890 --> 00:34:22,330
Get ready to be pelted with rotten vegetables,
358
00:34:22,530 --> 00:34:25,995
'cause it's showtime!
359
00:34:34,269 --> 00:34:38,274
I bet you weigh about a... 107.
360
00:34:40,180 --> 00:34:42,760
One, two, three ...
361
00:34:57,661 --> 00:35:01,030
What's keeping those damn EES guys?
362
00:35:01,031 --> 00:35:03,550
Something's troubling you, my boy. What is it?
363
00:35:05,018 --> 00:35:06,360
Take a wild guess.
364
00:35:06,361 --> 00:35:09,063
Oh. I think I know what you're going through.
365
00:35:09,064 --> 00:35:12,686
You see, I too had an eating disorder.
366
00:35:17,629 --> 00:35:19,008
Quiet, please.
367
00:35:20,659 --> 00:35:21,659
Thank you.
368
00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:25,990
Ladies and gentlemen, tonight
369
00:35:26,190 --> 00:35:30,829
you are about to wonder a cavalcade of atrocities so horrific,
370
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:34,427
I advise the more sensitive members of our audience
371
00:35:34,627 --> 00:35:37,520
to leave the premises at this time.
372
00:35:42,577 --> 00:35:48,959
Tonight, I'm proud to announce
several new and original monstrosities,
373
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:53,546
including our star attraction, the Beast Boy.
374
00:35:55,089 --> 00:35:58,510
But first, a perennial favorite here at Freekland,
375
00:35:58,610 --> 00:36:01,273
Sit back and snuggle up,
376
00:36:01,473 --> 00:36:06,311
for the musical stylings of Rosie the Pinhead!
377
00:36:21,761 --> 00:36:25,755
Sings out dear. From the
diaphragm.
378
00:36:29,470 --> 00:36:33,341
Hey, Julie, how many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
379
00:36:33,342 --> 00:36:33,973
How many?
380
00:36:34,208 --> 00:36:38,745
Two. One to screw it in and one to ride my Rodney! Ha-ha-ha!
381
00:36:38,833 --> 00:36:39,533
Oaf!
382
00:36:52,170 --> 00:36:54,212
If your coloring is in the autumn range, like Maria's,
383
00:36:54,613 --> 00:36:57,244
I would suggest you try an earth tone eye makeup.
384
00:36:57,556 --> 00:37:00,135
As you can see, I've done a lovely French braid on Maria,
385
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:03,847
but I encourage everyone to experiment and use your imagination.
386
00:37:03,848 --> 00:37:06,805
The main thing is to just have fun with it.
387
00:37:13,294 --> 00:37:15,493
Yeah! Check this out! Ha!
388
00:37:18,488 --> 00:37:19,488
What?!
389
00:37:19,688 --> 00:37:20,688
Hey!
390
00:37:21,905 --> 00:37:23,295
Piece of...
391
00:37:31,791 --> 00:37:37,419
BREAKFAST, LUNCH, OR DINNER,
IT'S SUCH A TASTY MEAL
392
00:37:37,619 --> 00:37:43,249
WE DO THE WEINERSCHNITZEL POLKA
BECAUSE WE LOVE TO EAT FRIED VEAL
393
00:37:43,449 --> 00:37:44,849
HEY! HEY! HEY!
394
00:37:45,049 --> 00:37:46,049
Thank you!
395
00:37:46,476 --> 00:37:50,216
Thank you! Thank you! You are a great
audience.
396
00:37:54,071 --> 00:37:57,999
- Hey! He's got a hand under there!
- It's a hoax!
397
00:38:06,114 --> 00:38:07,114
Bite me!
398
00:38:07,415 --> 00:38:10,309
Puppeteering is an admirable skill in its own right!
399
00:38:11,452 --> 00:38:12,786
Give him his due!
400
00:38:13,486 --> 00:38:15,705
Beast Boy! Beast Boy!
401
00:38:15,706 --> 00:38:16,964
He'll be out here in a moment!
402
00:38:17,839 --> 00:38:21,020
And when I won first prize, they never called me pudding-head again.
403
00:38:21,593 --> 00:38:23,571
- So?
- Don't you see?
404
00:38:23,572 --> 00:38:26,023
You must turn your hardship into inspiration!
405
00:38:26,307 --> 00:38:29,489
You're an actor, Rick! Your body is your instrument.
406
00:38:29,490 --> 00:38:33,133
And with it you must play your tragic symphony for all the world!
407
00:38:33,293 --> 00:38:36,919
They're going nuts for you, Beast Boy.
You better go out there now.
408
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:38,347
I'll be right there.
409
00:38:38,955 --> 00:38:42,166
Thank you, Worm. I don't really know how I can repay you for this.
410
00:38:42,169 --> 00:38:43,727
You could wipe my ass.
411
00:38:44,896 --> 00:38:46,246
What a comedian.
412
00:38:49,393 --> 00:38:53,592
Nosey, have I ever told you what a gifted artist you are?
413
00:39:04,926 --> 00:39:10,588
Now is the winter of our discontent.
414
00:39:11,503 --> 00:39:14,726
Made glorious summer by the sun of York.
415
00:39:14,831 --> 00:39:17,436
I didn't write that shit. Where is that
crap?
416
00:39:17,438 --> 00:39:19,534
But I, that am not shaped for sportive tricks,
417
00:39:20,535 --> 00:39:23,229
Nor made to court an amorous looking-glass;
418
00:39:24,467 --> 00:39:27,867
If you're having trouble understanding
419
00:39:27,868 --> 00:39:31,676
Mr. Coogin's brilliant reading of this soliloquy from Richard the Third,
420
00:39:31,825 --> 00:39:36,443
please take advantage of the handy subtitles for the culturally illiterate.
421
00:39:38,625 --> 00:39:42,383
Deformed, sent before my time
422
00:39:43,741 --> 00:39:47,226
Into this breathing world, scarse half made up,
423
00:39:50,007 --> 00:39:55,669
Why I, in this weak piping time of peace,
424
00:39:55,670 --> 00:40:00,757
Have no delight to pass away the time,
425
00:40:08,303 --> 00:40:09,524
Thank you.
426
00:40:19,592 --> 00:40:21,166
Beautiful!
427
00:40:21,170 --> 00:40:24,073
- Thank You. Thank you.
- They seemed to like it.
428
00:40:34,012 --> 00:40:35,657
Oh my god.
429
00:40:38,781 --> 00:40:39,819
Yes!
430
00:40:41,552 --> 00:40:43,515
Thank God for EES!
431
00:40:45,594 --> 00:40:50,696
Yeah, yeah, Rick. Look, I really love this
new look you got going for yourself.
432
00:40:50,697 --> 00:40:54,093
It's fresh, and hip, and kids will love it,
433
00:40:54,094 --> 00:40:58,254
but back in EES, I don't think that
big boys upstairs gonna get it.
434
00:40:59,024 --> 00:41:03,449
- What are you saying?
- Well, Rick, what I'm trying to say is that...
435
00:41:03,644 --> 00:41:09,450
Well... You're ugly enough to burn the nose hairs off a dead nun.
436
00:41:21,209 --> 00:41:22,807
WHAT A PUTZ!
437
00:41:33,316 --> 00:41:35,250
Eat shit!
438
00:41:38,581 --> 00:41:41,540
Rick, now you're just being childish.
439
00:41:45,216 --> 00:41:47,920
Run for your lives!
440
00:41:52,548 --> 00:41:55,978
What's the metter? Afraid
of a little rough scuffle?
441
00:41:56,350 --> 00:41:59,550
Welcome to show business, morons!
442
00:41:59,551 --> 00:42:06,503
You're going to hell!
443
00:42:17,420 --> 00:42:20,420
Now that's entertainment.
444
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:26,120
And now it's time to play
445
00:42:29,790 --> 00:42:31,490
Damn lock!
446
00:42:34,061 --> 00:42:35,480
That's against the law.
447
00:42:43,747 --> 00:42:45,671
Psst! Hey, you. Milkman!
448
00:42:46,672 --> 00:42:49,690
- Me?
- Yeah, you. I got something to show you.
449
00:42:51,804 --> 00:42:53,335
Come around to this little trap door.
450
00:42:58,067 --> 00:42:59,135
What is it?
451
00:42:59,335 --> 00:43:02,173
I just laid a turd that is
spitting image of Kim Basinger.
452
00:43:02,175 --> 00:43:04,848
Boy! If I had a dime for everytime I heard that...
453
00:43:04,849 --> 00:43:06,684
- She's naked too.
- Really?
454
00:43:08,930 --> 00:43:10,516
This I gotta see.
455
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:21,569
Argh! It's just a regular turd. Kinda like Winona Ryder, but...
456
00:43:41,967 --> 00:43:43,225
Shit!
457
00:43:58,300 --> 00:43:59,600
Damn eyes!
458
00:44:03,100 --> 00:44:04,200
Damn lock!
459
00:44:08,376 --> 00:44:09,376
The club!
460
00:44:11,351 --> 00:44:12,600
What the hell?!
461
00:44:16,580 --> 00:44:22,651
Stop! In a name of Haile Selassie. Don't move, milkman.
462
00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:25,037
Good work, Eye and Eye.
463
00:44:25,610 --> 00:44:28,276
Rastafar-eye.
464
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:33,098
Now sand the Beast Boy to my, uh, den.
465
00:44:37,620 --> 00:44:41,027
You will never go out.
466
00:44:53,716 --> 00:44:56,346
- Diet soda?
- No, thanks.
467
00:44:56,381 --> 00:44:58,631
- Fiddle Faddle?
- Alright.
468
00:45:07,238 --> 00:45:10,124
Delicious!
469
00:45:10,125 --> 00:45:13,600
So. Aren't you gonna kill me or something?
470
00:45:14,675 --> 00:45:17,928
Sure, it'd be fun, but the Boy-Beast is a hit.
471
00:45:18,228 --> 00:45:22,157
Look, Elijah, I've been in show business all my life.
472
00:45:22,158 --> 00:45:26,767
The public does not want to see disgusting, depraved, violent filth.
473
00:45:26,769 --> 00:45:30,598
Oh, and I suppose Jake and the Fatman is just a fluke?
474
00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:35,120
'Yello?
475
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,917
Listen, I'm all set to roll here.
476
00:45:42,546 --> 00:45:43,880
You got it.
477
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:46,800
Yeap.
478
00:45:47,045 --> 00:45:48,560
Ciao to you too.
479
00:45:50,977 --> 00:45:52,895
Jolly son of a bitch.
480
00:45:53,881 --> 00:45:56,158
We'll see who has the last laugh, you jerkoff.
481
00:45:57,974 --> 00:45:59,600
Alright, Coogin, listen up.
482
00:45:59,801 --> 00:46:03,511
You're gonna be a hideous killing machine.
483
00:46:03,528 --> 00:46:06,518
Tomorrow night I'm gonna finish the job onstage!
484
00:46:06,643 --> 00:46:09,187
And you're gonna slaughter all the old freaks.
485
00:46:09,387 --> 00:46:12,841
And from their ashes, you'll arise...
486
00:46:12,842 --> 00:46:16,259
like the mighty Phoenix, only lot uglier.
487
00:46:16,789 --> 00:46:19,611
And then the whole world will... Hey!
488
00:46:20,641 --> 00:46:22,762
I told you enough!
489
00:46:23,919 --> 00:46:25,957
So Elijah was going to send you to Phoenix?
490
00:46:26,588 --> 00:46:29,444
No, he was talking about a huge bird.
491
00:46:29,445 --> 00:46:32,385
The mystical creature? It's just a
metaphor.
492
00:46:32,599 --> 00:46:33,599
Oh.
493
00:46:34,126 --> 00:46:37,304
The point is Elijah wanted to turn me to
a bloodthirsty monster...
494
00:46:37,305 --> 00:46:39,260
to have me kill all my fellow freaks.
495
00:46:39,261 --> 00:46:42,518
But what he didn't know is that I
left his den with an important clue.
496
00:46:59,727 --> 00:47:01,790
Look, another milkman.
497
00:47:04,075 --> 00:47:07,450
- Hey, Rick, could you come up with your own escape plan?
- Yeah.
498
00:47:07,451 --> 00:47:12,240
You gotta be kidding me. A dozen milkmen? Isn't that a little unusual?
499
00:47:12,591 --> 00:47:15,760
- Twelve milkmen is theoretically possible.
- Yeah.
500
00:47:15,769 --> 00:47:18,446
Thirteen is silly.
501
00:47:19,154 --> 00:47:22,337
Looks like one milkman too many, Coogin.
502
00:47:23,684 --> 00:47:26,723
- Freaks!
- Fine then. Go ahead.
503
00:47:27,659 --> 00:47:30,037
Hope you like reggae, ya flea-bitten bastard.
504
00:47:30,237 --> 00:47:32,013
Be very quiet.
505
00:47:35,542 --> 00:47:37,149
Shit!
506
00:47:37,899 --> 00:47:40,105
Look, you'll all be killed.
507
00:47:40,107 --> 00:47:43,679
You don't know about Elijah's giant Rasta eyeballs with machine guns.
508
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:45,151
Oh boy. He's go off the deep end.
509
00:47:45,602 --> 00:47:48,165
It's suicide! I can't let you do it.
510
00:47:48,166 --> 00:47:51,357
And I can't let you stop us.
511
00:47:54,961 --> 00:47:57,720
Come on, Ortiz. Come on, you little pansy.
512
00:47:58,055 --> 00:48:00,520
Be careful, he's a rabid! He's a rabid dog.
513
00:48:00,521 --> 00:48:03,025
Stick and move! Stick and move!
514
00:48:03,026 --> 00:48:05,307
Really slick. You could really pool his eyes out.
515
00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:11,133
Kill him! Sorry.
516
00:48:12,916 --> 00:48:16,162
That's a lot of milkmen on the same route.
517
00:48:16,333 --> 00:48:18,371
No wonder they fight.
518
00:48:18,372 --> 00:48:19,414
Come on!
519
00:48:30,908 --> 00:48:32,227
Squirrel!
520
00:48:39,427 --> 00:48:40,527
Rastafar-eye!
521
00:48:40,528 --> 00:48:44,599
Shit! Two giant Rasta eyeballs, just like Rick said.
522
00:48:50,951 --> 00:48:54,365
Gosh, if it wasn't for Rick, we'd all be dead!
523
00:48:54,548 --> 00:48:57,468
- Hey-hey! Thanks!
- Rick is good! Alright!
524
00:48:59,799 --> 00:49:02,583
Come on. You heard the Beast Boy. Back to the Freak House.
525
00:49:02,584 --> 00:49:03,585
Yeah!
526
00:49:06,401 --> 00:49:07,500
How!
527
00:49:07,700 --> 00:49:09,859
All I wanted was a hug.
528
00:49:11,060 --> 00:49:12,782
Maybe I was wrong about you, Coogin.
529
00:49:18,317 --> 00:49:19,317
Not again!
530
00:49:20,811 --> 00:49:23,600
Oh well, at least we'll get to try a new position.
531
00:49:25,222 --> 00:49:26,972
It says it's strong enough for a man!
532
00:49:26,973 --> 00:49:29,532
- But it's made for a woman!
- Give me!
533
00:49:30,338 --> 00:49:33,558
- Hey.
- Rick. What's up?
534
00:49:33,559 --> 00:49:35,941
Read this. I grabbed it from Skuggs' den.
535
00:49:37,235 --> 00:49:42,330
"Buy more Fiddle Faddle. Tape Donahue.
Renew Subscription to Beaver World."
536
00:49:42,331 --> 00:49:44,319
Beaver World? Let me see that.
537
00:49:46,159 --> 00:49:47,159
After that.
538
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:54,139
"Prepare demonstration for Laughing Man,
receive five thousand barrels of Zygrot-24!?"
539
00:49:54,729 --> 00:49:57,965
Elijah's up to something big. We have to stop him.
540
00:49:58,619 --> 00:50:00,636
We're done for! We're done for!
541
00:50:00,637 --> 00:50:06,032
I don't want to die! It's the end of the world! The apocalypse! Aahh!
542
00:50:06,033 --> 00:50:07,575
I haven't said anything yet.
543
00:50:07,576 --> 00:50:10,813
Sorry. I'm not much for timing.
544
00:50:12,322 --> 00:50:18,028
Look, tomorrow night, at the show, I'll
be turned into an evil superfreak.
545
00:50:18,128 --> 00:50:19,808
And forced to kill you all.
546
00:50:20,620 --> 00:50:23,237
But we might have a chance if we act fast.
547
00:50:23,632 --> 00:50:27,990
And I'm prepared to be your new leader.
548
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:29,926
I say we kill him.
549
00:50:30,830 --> 00:50:33,285
And I've got a plan.
550
00:50:34,085 --> 00:50:35,971
I still say we kill him.
551
00:50:36,506 --> 00:50:39,793
If we can get into Elijah's lab, maybe we can...
552
00:50:39,794 --> 00:50:43,352
Of course! Design a code to turn you to good super freak...
553
00:50:43,353 --> 00:50:46,825
and program it to make you destroy Elijah instead of us!
554
00:50:47,604 --> 00:50:48,635
Brilliant!
555
00:50:48,636 --> 00:50:51,772
- Oh. Well... Actually I was...
- How do we get to the lab?
556
00:50:52,777 --> 00:50:54,885
Right! The worm could dig a tunnel!
557
00:50:55,785 --> 00:50:57,703
By God, it's so crazy it might just work!
558
00:50:57,883 --> 00:51:00,344
But you need Zygrot-24 to make the freak-sludge,
559
00:51:00,345 --> 00:51:02,344
and Elijah told us himself he's run out of it.
560
00:51:02,772 --> 00:51:06,235
- Oh, yeah... Or if we just...
- Yes, exactly!
561
00:51:06,236 --> 00:51:09,150
If they've been using Zygrot-24 as a fertilizer ban,
562
00:51:09,151 --> 00:51:11,500
the entire ecosystem must be soaked with it!
563
00:51:11,501 --> 00:51:15,263
All we need is a way to extract it from
the vegetation, ideally into a liquid form.
564
00:51:15,264 --> 00:51:17,063
- Right.
- Golly!
565
00:51:17,064 --> 00:51:20,523
So that's why my milk comes out that weird blue color!
566
00:51:20,524 --> 00:51:23,133
I thought the grass tasted funny!
567
00:51:23,721 --> 00:51:27,593
Wow, Rick. You're a genius.
568
00:51:27,594 --> 00:51:30,252
- Good thinking, Rick.
- Yeah!
569
00:51:31,644 --> 00:51:34,400
That's cool, Rick. Tell me, how did you ever think of such a plan?
570
00:51:35,606 --> 00:51:40,262
Well, actually, I was going to suggest we send away for sea monkeys.
571
00:51:40,263 --> 00:51:42,754
Train them to fire guns, and make a break for it.
572
00:51:43,933 --> 00:51:47,544
But if you... if want to go with this super good freak thing, I...
573
00:51:48,245 --> 00:51:49,626
I guess that's okay.
574
00:51:49,826 --> 00:51:52,600
Freekz! That's What They Call Us!
575
00:52:22,874 --> 00:52:26,025
Hey! Turn off that goddamn music!
576
00:52:30,763 --> 00:52:33,600
Soooryyy!
577
00:52:34,366 --> 00:52:35,957
What a jerk!
578
00:52:50,723 --> 00:52:52,052
I hate it when you do that.
579
00:53:00,748 --> 00:53:03,268
- Hey, look at this.
- What?
580
00:53:09,264 --> 00:53:13,803
Good Lord! It's the Lost City of Nodd!
581
00:53:17,305 --> 00:53:20,058
It's Old Faithful!
582
00:53:23,768 --> 00:53:25,684
Is my aunt Gertie and my uncle Sid.
583
00:53:26,487 --> 00:53:30,470
- It's my Bar Mitzvah.
- C'mon Ernie, let's go.
584
00:53:30,471 --> 00:53:35,451
Wait. Wait. You gotta see that one where rabbi laughed
so hard that noodle pudding came out his nose. It was...
585
00:53:35,452 --> 00:53:36,452
Stooge!
586
00:53:44,024 --> 00:53:45,183
Nice digging, Worm.
587
00:53:48,621 --> 00:53:52,323
Back off, okay? I got a real shot fuse today.
588
00:53:52,325 --> 00:53:56,916
I'm cranky, I'm bloated, and I got a
wicked case of cramps. Don't ask why.
589
00:53:57,442 --> 00:53:58,442
PMS?
590
00:53:59,059 --> 00:54:00,600
Gotcha, freaks!
591
00:54:01,439 --> 00:54:04,238
Ha, fool you! Didn't know I did impressions, did ya?
592
00:54:06,843 --> 00:54:09,135
Hey, guys. Mission accomplished.
593
00:54:09,235 --> 00:54:11,912
They've got the Zygrot-24 and broke in through the lab.
594
00:54:16,635 --> 00:54:20,050
No! Can't you see? We're digging our own grave!
595
00:54:20,051 --> 00:54:22,367
It's nuts, that's what it is! Nuts!
596
00:54:22,448 --> 00:54:25,422
Well, maybe you've all got a deathwish,
but you can count me out!
597
00:54:25,423 --> 00:54:26,943
I'M GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
598
00:54:36,612 --> 00:54:40,089
Nobody move. Nobody get hurt.
599
00:54:43,964 --> 00:54:45,644
OUT OF MY WAY!
600
00:55:01,885 --> 00:55:03,969
That sock full'a holes, mon.
601
00:55:09,948 --> 00:55:11,407
What a mess.
602
00:55:13,723 --> 00:55:18,589
I... I just wanted to say...
603
00:55:20,710 --> 00:55:21,975
What is it, kid?
604
00:55:23,897 --> 00:55:28,689
Ah, forget it. I'm not much for dying.
605
00:55:30,814 --> 00:55:34,541
He's better off this way. It's a blessing.
606
00:55:38,734 --> 00:55:41,132
I've hacked the Elijah's super-freak program.
607
00:55:42,105 --> 00:55:44,102
My god, it's complex.
608
00:55:48,249 --> 00:55:50,275
OK, guys. We got a job to do.
609
00:55:50,287 --> 00:55:52,925
Let's do it and keep quiet, okay?
610
00:56:10,235 --> 00:56:11,535
Oops.
611
00:56:12,235 --> 00:56:15,911
Now, look. From now on, no more screw-ups, okay?
612
00:56:19,647 --> 00:56:21,715
Styrofoam cup?
613
00:56:29,121 --> 00:56:31,275
Here it comes. It's working.
614
00:56:33,726 --> 00:56:35,273
Somebody's coming.
615
00:56:38,983 --> 00:56:40,264
It's plugged up!
616
00:56:40,265 --> 00:56:42,931
If it's your fault, I'll wring your wormy neck.
617
00:56:42,932 --> 00:56:46,849
Preposterous... I have no neck. I'm a worm, imbecile.
618
00:56:55,580 --> 00:56:58,957
Aaargh! Damn... buttered popcorn.
619
00:57:05,590 --> 00:57:07,995
The tunnel walls are about to collapse!
620
00:57:08,815 --> 00:57:10,634
You go ahead. I'll catch up.
621
00:57:10,635 --> 00:57:12,169
- Rick!
- Go!
622
00:57:12,170 --> 00:57:16,189
- Yeah, go. I'll stay here with Rick.
- C'mon.
623
00:57:52,599 --> 00:57:54,845
Bad for the environment.
624
00:58:00,599 --> 00:58:02,565
I think I see him. I see him.
625
00:58:03,556 --> 00:58:04,600
Come on, Rick.
626
00:58:07,318 --> 00:58:08,550
Just made it!
627
00:58:08,797 --> 00:58:11,030
Okay, everybody, listen up.
628
00:58:11,106 --> 00:58:14,012
Now, we cracked the code and made the ointment we need...
629
00:58:14,013 --> 00:58:15,439
to bring Skuggs down for good.
630
00:58:16,792 --> 00:58:19,286
- Finally!
- But I... I left it in the lab.
631
00:58:22,513 --> 00:58:24,466
Wait! Wait! But wait!
632
00:58:25,230 --> 00:58:28,117
I found some macaroons! And there's plenty for all of us!
633
00:58:31,192 --> 00:58:33,394
I hate macaroons.
634
00:59:00,159 --> 00:59:03,109
EES is in bed with Elijah C. Skuggs.
635
00:59:07,984 --> 00:59:08,984
Damn!
636
00:59:10,588 --> 00:59:14,357
Nice to see you in the flesh, Laughing Man.
637
00:59:15,634 --> 00:59:19,647
I think we can dispense with the
codenames, Elijah. We're all friends here.
638
00:59:21,399 --> 00:59:23,526
And to prove it, we brought you a little present.
639
00:59:27,941 --> 00:59:30,532
- Rick? Is that you?
- Who's the troll?
640
00:59:30,533 --> 00:59:33,535
He was asking questions about Coogin, causing trouble.
641
00:59:33,536 --> 00:59:34,590
We figured he was one of yours.
642
00:59:34,591 --> 00:59:39,590
Well I make freaks alright, but...
come on, fellas, this thing's pathetic.
643
00:59:39,591 --> 00:59:43,153
Well you're no Julio Iglesias yourself, mister!
644
00:59:44,523 --> 00:59:47,405
Rick!
645
00:59:48,190 --> 00:59:50,162
Oh, no! Not now, Stuey!
646
00:59:51,434 --> 00:59:53,638
Hey, where are you?
647
00:59:54,208 --> 00:59:57,654
I'm in the lab! I'm in the lab! I'm in the lab!
648
00:59:58,292 --> 01:00:01,133
Not only ugly, he's crazy too.
649
01:00:01,833 --> 01:00:04,179
Toad. Get away.
650
01:00:17,366 --> 01:00:20,645
Gentlemen, I'm not going to bullshit you.
651
01:00:21,890 --> 01:00:26,440
I know my setup here at Freakland looks like small potatoes.
652
01:00:27,184 --> 01:00:30,390
But thanks to your Zygrot-24 and my genius,
653
01:00:30,391 --> 01:00:33,828
tonight I will turn Ricky Coogin into a freak so hideous,
654
01:00:33,829 --> 01:00:36,450
it'll be enough to make your stomach turn inside out.
655
01:00:36,451 --> 01:00:38,810
He'll boil your brain in its own juices,
656
01:00:38,811 --> 01:00:42,830
and cause cold sores you thought had
healed up to start buggin' you again.
657
01:00:44,650 --> 01:00:48,913
It's the dawning of a new age. A new beginning.
658
01:00:50,509 --> 01:00:52,013
Behold...
659
01:00:52,590 --> 01:00:57,118
Super Mega Freak World!
660
01:01:00,032 --> 01:01:01,545
It's really somethin', huh?
661
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:06,120
Very impressive.
662
01:01:07,591 --> 01:01:10,516
We'll kick Disney's dead ass!
663
01:01:11,062 --> 01:01:13,776
Stuey! Stuey, can you hear me?
664
01:01:15,063 --> 01:01:16,672
I want you to try and escape.
665
01:01:16,682 --> 01:01:19,099
Earn me the can on the floor near the *blast burnished*.
666
01:01:19,100 --> 01:01:22,631
I like your spirit, Skuggs. But
Disney, c'mon!
667
01:01:23,531 --> 01:01:26,044
- I like "Bambi".
- "Bambi" is suck.
668
01:01:26,048 --> 01:01:27,802
What about part where mother get shot?
669
01:01:27,803 --> 01:01:31,565
- Yeah. Yeah, I liked that part.
- I like it too.
670
01:01:36,912 --> 01:01:41,498
We here a EES have plans for your
Gene Machine and include everything.
671
01:01:42,261 --> 01:01:44,559
Well, everything except shoes, of course.
672
01:01:48,169 --> 01:01:50,448
Well, I'd love to see your plans.
673
01:01:51,151 --> 01:01:53,171
I'd love to show it to you.
674
01:01:53,652 --> 01:01:55,662
Bill, would you do the honors?
675
01:02:08,563 --> 01:02:11,445
What does today's businessman want?
676
01:02:12,250 --> 01:02:13,250
Well...
677
01:02:14,414 --> 01:02:19,027
How about a receptionist with six arms,
three mouths, and a knockout figure?
678
01:02:19,871 --> 01:02:23,901
That would sure speed things up. Or job at the factory?
679
01:02:23,902 --> 01:02:28,732
How do we fight the rising problem of
sagging productivity from lazy workers?
680
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:34,072
How about a worker with twelve
busy hands, no mouth to talk back,
681
01:02:34,073 --> 01:02:37,881
no genitalia or gastrointestinal system
to distract him from his work?
682
01:02:38,183 --> 01:02:41,150
Sure! It's what we all dream about, isn't it?
683
01:02:42,327 --> 01:02:45,550
Well, with this Skuggs-based Zygrot technology,
684
01:02:45,551 --> 01:02:49,092
these thing are not only possible,
they are only the beginning.
685
01:02:50,216 --> 01:02:55,083
We are poised on the edge of a new
frontier, limited only by our imagination.
686
01:02:56,175 --> 01:03:00,380
Of course, what happened to our expensive spokesman Ricky Coogin
687
01:03:00,381 --> 01:03:02,273
was an unfortunate coincidence.
688
01:03:02,450 --> 01:03:08,195
On the other hand, profits from these new markets could total in the billions.
689
01:03:09,140 --> 01:03:10,189
Ricky who?
690
01:03:14,298 --> 01:03:16,089
Hey! Hold on!
691
01:03:16,594 --> 01:03:22,714
Secretaries? Worker drones? Where's the fun? Where's the spark?
692
01:03:23,594 --> 01:03:25,842
Where's the unspeakable evil?
693
01:03:25,885 --> 01:03:30,120
I was just getting to that.
We're gonna impact every field.
694
01:03:30,121 --> 01:03:33,225
Cosmetics, military, household pets.
695
01:03:33,226 --> 01:03:35,424
And why should we stop at consumer products?
696
01:03:35,560 --> 01:03:37,907
Hell, we can design awhole new consumer!
697
01:03:37,908 --> 01:03:41,201
A few well placed drops in the water supply, and bingo!
698
01:03:41,870 --> 01:03:46,062
It's a whole new master race, and we own the copyright!
699
01:03:46,388 --> 01:03:50,637
- This guy is good.
- We lured him away from Pepsi.
700
01:03:50,938 --> 01:03:53,162
Right here! Right now!
701
01:03:53,163 --> 01:03:59,164
We are building a better tomorrow for
those who uphold the vision of EES!
702
01:03:59,494 --> 01:04:01,478
Bill, if I can just add one thing.
703
01:04:02,967 --> 01:04:08,262
Those who dare oppose us, will stand
knee deep in the blood of their children.
704
01:04:21,257 --> 01:04:25,291
And now the moment you've all been waiting for, ladies and gentlemen.
705
01:04:25,992 --> 01:04:29,030
The Beast Boy!
706
01:04:34,010 --> 01:04:35,010
Rick!
707
01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:38,585
- Over here, Rick.
- Where?
708
01:04:38,592 --> 01:04:42,078
With this remarkable ointment of my own design,
709
01:04:42,550 --> 01:04:46,163
I'm going to transform this half-finished ghoul...
710
01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:52,975
into the ultimate stomach-turning super freak, dedicated to evil!
711
01:04:53,995 --> 01:04:55,095
Here I am, Rick.
712
01:04:55,264 --> 01:04:57,580
Goddammit, kid! Would you sit down!?
713
01:05:01,627 --> 01:05:04,797
- Oh, no!
- Oh, shit! Move down.
714
01:05:07,234 --> 01:05:08,540
What the hell!?
715
01:05:11,021 --> 01:05:13,133
You got a problem, mister?
716
01:05:23,956 --> 01:05:26,800
YOUR ASS IS MINE, SKUGGS!
717
01:05:26,801 --> 01:05:28,435
This kid looks pissed.
718
01:05:30,517 --> 01:05:32,454
EYE AND EYE! KILL HIM!
719
01:05:42,158 --> 01:05:44,172
Damn my eyes!
720
01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:45,493
Toad!
721
01:05:48,552 --> 01:05:50,944
Ooh, I'm shaking!
722
01:05:59,581 --> 01:06:01,167
Shit!
723
01:06:06,999 --> 01:06:10,015
Aaaah! I'm in a zoo!
724
01:06:13,966 --> 01:06:16,131
Looks like it's time to bring out the big gun.
725
01:06:16,998 --> 01:06:19,227
- Sayonara, kiddo.
- No!
726
01:06:23,638 --> 01:06:24,741
Rick!
727
01:06:33,021 --> 01:06:36,897
What a waste of twelve bucks.
Let's get the machine and go.
728
01:06:37,854 --> 01:06:40,465
- Come on.
- Right now!
729
01:06:40,968 --> 01:06:43,220
Wait. Wait. Could you sign this first?
730
01:06:43,221 --> 01:06:45,210
Time to die, troll.
731
01:06:46,271 --> 01:06:48,269
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
732
01:06:48,270 --> 01:06:50,181
Let's go, dickhead!
733
01:06:50,182 --> 01:06:52,818
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
734
01:06:55,218 --> 01:06:56,218
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
735
01:07:04,220 --> 01:07:06,845
Give him the skull cracker, ya big goon!
736
01:07:06,847 --> 01:07:09,115
No way! The skull cracker is an illegal move!
737
01:07:10,425 --> 01:07:12,600
Yeaah, I am the number one!
738
01:07:14,820 --> 01:07:19,831
- I betting my bar-mitzvah money!
- Let's get this over with. Hey, Dick...
739
01:07:24,865 --> 01:07:26,127
What the hell are you doing?
740
01:07:27,207 --> 01:07:31,917
This machine is the property of the Everything Except Shoes Corporation.
741
01:07:31,918 --> 01:07:34,694
- What?!
- Eat shit, yokel.
742
01:07:38,977 --> 01:07:42,400
I knew I couldn't trust you corporate greaseballs!
743
01:07:47,960 --> 01:07:49,099
Move is that thing!
744
01:07:49,100 --> 01:07:52,650
Eat this, Dick.
745
01:07:57,618 --> 01:08:00,879
Head for the hills before he gets all of us!
746
01:08:04,795 --> 01:08:10,250
Boy, I haven't seen a stampede like this since the opening night of Ishtar!
747
01:08:19,170 --> 01:08:21,925
NOW I RIP FREAKS TO PIECES!
748
01:08:22,197 --> 01:08:25,330
Kill Nosey! You always hated Nosey!
749
01:08:31,142 --> 01:08:34,913
Please! Rick, no! Rick, please!
750
01:08:44,134 --> 01:08:47,173
Now that's a really big shoe.
751
01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:57,639
Would you kill him, please?
752
01:08:58,935 --> 01:09:01,431
Kill him! Kill him! KILL HIM!
753
01:09:01,500 --> 01:09:03,619
- Then, just as I...
- Sorry to interrupt you, Rick...
754
01:09:03,620 --> 01:09:05,515
but you've been talking for almost ninety minutes,
755
01:09:05,516 --> 01:09:07,744
and we really have got to go to a commercial.
756
01:09:08,162 --> 01:09:09,882
Oh, sorry.
757
01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:13,864
You like cheese. You like being a man.
758
01:09:14,341 --> 01:09:16,611
That's why you like...
759
01:09:16,812 --> 01:09:20,385
Macheesemo. Real cheese for real men.
760
01:09:20,386 --> 01:09:22,565
Now in a handy aluminum dispenser.
761
01:09:24,983 --> 01:09:29,937
And now back to the exciting conclusion of Ricky Coogin's incredible story.
762
01:09:30,739 --> 01:09:33,293
Let's see... It seemed like nothing could stop me
763
01:09:33,294 --> 01:09:35,632
from shoving a spear through Stuey's skull.
764
01:09:36,093 --> 01:09:39,224
- When all of a sudden, I heard a voice.
- No!
765
01:09:39,225 --> 01:09:43,869
I reckon that troll could help you if you just let him into your heart...
766
01:09:43,870 --> 01:09:47,705
your heart... your heart...
767
01:09:47,706 --> 01:09:52,885
your heart... your heart...
768
01:09:58,133 --> 01:10:01,940
I love you.
769
01:10:04,634 --> 01:10:07,890
- You did it, Rick.
- Atta' boy Coog!
770
01:10:10,713 --> 01:10:13,977
Tosh. Sentimental claptrap.
771
01:10:20,435 --> 01:10:24,492
Beast-Boy, I gave you an order and you better obey it, damn it!
772
01:10:24,493 --> 01:10:28,441
- It's over, Skuggs.
- You were nothing before I find you!
773
01:10:28,738 --> 01:10:32,612
I made you. And I can break you!
774
01:10:33,217 --> 01:10:35,029
You think I made you strong? Ha!
775
01:10:35,530 --> 01:10:39,653
I've cranked my DNA up so high, you won't know what hit you.
776
01:10:39,662 --> 01:10:41,581
I'm a wrecking machine!
777
01:11:04,735 --> 01:11:06,919
I think you crushed my spinal cord.
778
01:11:08,572 --> 01:11:12,776
- I can't feel anything in my fingers.
- Maybe you'll feel this.
779
01:11:12,777 --> 01:11:14,114
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
780
01:11:14,115 --> 01:11:17,932
If you kill me, you'll never find the antidote.
781
01:11:18,641 --> 01:11:20,026
What antidote?
782
01:11:21,872 --> 01:11:28,767
A time release serum, I baked it into a delicious batch of macaroons.
783
01:11:29,681 --> 01:11:32,200
- Macaroons?!
- Nice!
784
01:11:33,650 --> 01:11:36,238
If you ask me, you skimped on the coconut!
785
01:12:00,888 --> 01:12:02,481
Freeze, FBI!
786
01:12:05,392 --> 01:12:07,349
Looks like they took care of Skuggs, chief.
787
01:12:07,350 --> 01:12:08,729
Nice work, Ricky.
788
01:12:09,975 --> 01:12:12,160
You'll get a medal from the Vice President for this.
789
01:12:12,161 --> 01:12:13,880
Great. But how did you...
790
01:12:13,980 --> 01:12:15,879
We've been following Skuggs for years.
791
01:12:16,817 --> 01:12:21,000
Then when we saw Mr. Gluck's article, we know it's time to move.
792
01:12:21,089 --> 01:12:22,368
So what's took you so long?
793
01:12:22,442 --> 01:12:23,357
First there was a...
794
01:12:24,500 --> 01:12:26,671
satan's child thing on page 3.
795
01:12:28,073 --> 01:12:32,100
Then there was the case of the house
that dripped blood.
796
01:12:35,998 --> 01:12:37,600
Look at that thing!
797
01:12:38,009 --> 01:12:39,275
Holy shit!
798
01:12:39,475 --> 01:12:41,209
That's can't be.
799
01:12:42,579 --> 01:12:44,760
What the hell are you looking at?
800
01:12:44,960 --> 01:12:46,423
Dead meat!
801
01:12:51,385 --> 01:12:53,325
That's my story.
802
01:12:54,544 --> 01:12:56,021
Oh, it's so exciting.
803
01:12:56,995 --> 01:12:58,583
We fixed Coogin's light!
804
01:12:58,783 --> 01:13:01,559
Oh, it's about time! Turn it on.
805
01:13:03,198 --> 01:13:04,941
- That's better.
- I'll say.
806
01:13:05,212 --> 01:13:09,600
How 'bout it, folks? Let's hear it for Ricky Coogin and his freaky friends!
807
01:13:09,717 --> 01:13:11,498
Bearded Lady!
808
01:13:14,283 --> 01:13:14,936
How ya doin'?
809
01:13:14,945 --> 01:13:18,251
Rosie! The Eternal flame!
810
01:13:18,852 --> 01:13:20,987
Lights out, baby!
811
01:13:20,989 --> 01:13:25,082
Cowboy! Frog-Man! Nosey!
812
01:13:25,282 --> 01:13:28,382
Boo! Get off! Get off!
813
01:13:29,875 --> 01:13:31,275
And the Worm.
814
01:13:32,141 --> 01:13:35,647
Ridiculous. Just because a man doesn't like macaroons.
815
01:13:43,405 --> 01:13:45,963
Gotcha! Damn, it's about time!
816
01:13:46,054 --> 01:13:47,649
Ortiz!
817
01:13:47,650 --> 01:13:50,350
Hey, hermanos!
818
01:13:52,876 --> 01:13:57,702
That's just great. What a story.
And what an ending!
819
01:13:57,703 --> 01:14:01,477
Elijah transformed by the goop! And he actually looked like...
820
01:14:01,478 --> 01:14:05,134
Exactly like you, Skye, I swear. Same face, same outfit.
821
01:14:05,505 --> 01:14:07,572
Except he had these really big, hideous feet.
822
01:14:11,606 --> 01:14:15,264
I'm gonna drink your blood!
823
01:14:22,651 --> 01:14:24,500
Oh, Rick. It's finally over!
824
01:14:24,501 --> 01:14:26,495
Yes... Yes it is.
825
01:14:27,762 --> 01:14:30,675
Rick! Hey, Rick!
826
01:14:31,175 --> 01:14:33,525
Stuey!
827
01:14:40,554 --> 01:14:42,853
Oh, like that wasn't totally predictable.
828
01:14:44,914 --> 01:14:48,423
- Well, now it really is over.
- Thank God.
829
01:14:48,945 --> 01:14:51,994
You know, this whole thing has taught me something.
830
01:14:52,933 --> 01:14:57,547
That when man starts impinging on the subtle perfection of the earth's natural order,
831
01:14:58,564 --> 01:15:01,652
the only thing he'll create is havoc.
832
01:15:01,745 --> 01:15:04,849
Right, Coog. I learned somethin' too.
833
01:15:05,552 --> 01:15:08,174
That men and women truly are equals.
834
01:15:08,635 --> 01:15:12,552
Human spirit transcends
gender and physical appearance.
835
01:15:12,605 --> 01:15:17,252
And thus it is immune to the petty degradations men may devise.
836
01:15:17,253 --> 01:15:20,896
- So true.
- I believe it was Moliere...
- Oh, shut up!
837
01:15:27,918 --> 01:15:29,310
Good night, everybody!
838
01:15:29,710 --> 01:15:31,417
Good night!
839
01:15:36,583 --> 01:15:40,617
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