All language subtitles for First.Wives.Club S02E09_English

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Where the hell is Vanessa?

She said she was gonna be here
in five minutes.

- This double agent better not
be backstabbing us.

- If we're gonna get in there,

we have to go now
before the cops get here.

- If?
We must.

I'm not going down for B and E.

That's breaking and entering,
okay?

I knew I shouldn't have
listened to y'all fools at all.

[all screaming]

- Sorry, sorry, I got here
as quick as I could.

David's on the line.

Wow, um,

I can't believe that happened.

It's, like, you're not safe
anywhere these days.

- Yeah, I know, right?
[sighs]

All those years in the city
and no break-ins.

I can't believe it happened
here of all places.

- But are you sure
they're gone?

You know, maybe you should go
to a hotel and wait.

You know what?
I can make you a reservation.

- No thanks.
I'll just wait for the cops.

Wait, now that
I think about it,

I should've mentioned
I was the state senator.

That'll speed up the process.
I'll call you back.

- No, no, no!

Shit.
Okay.

It's now or never.
Come on, Bree.

- The fuck you say
my motherfucking name for?

- It's your phone.
You gotta help me find it.

- Girl, I'm not ready to be
arrested and get a mug shot.

Are you serious?

This isn't even
my good turtleneck.

Oh.

[cell phone ringing]
- [sighs]

Hey, uh,
what did the police say?

- They'll be right over.

You know, I never set my alarm
when I leave here?

That's on me.

I think I'll set it now
just in case

until the police come.
- [stammers]

You know, David, I really don't
think you should go in

until the police arrive,
you know?

- Oh, I won't.

I can set it from the app.

[beeping]

There.
All set.

- Fuck!

Okay, we have 30 seconds
to find your phone

and get out
or we'll set off the alarm.

- Then turn the alarm off.
- I don't have the password.

- What kind of shitty assistant
are you?

- Stop yelling at me.

And focus!
We have to find the phone.

- Okay, then call my phone.
You have the number.

- Okay.

Where is it?
Do you see it?

- No, are you dialing?
[cell phone buzzing]

Oh, here it is.

We found it.

- All right, thank God.
Come on, we gotta go.

Let's go, let's go.
[sirens blaring]

Oh, shit.

- You said we gotta go.
Open the door.

- Yep, okay.

[beeps]

- I hate to drag you guys
out here for this, but it...

- Low and slow,

like a stewed beef.

- Where are they?

- All the precautions I could.
I reached out to my assistant.

I left messages.

- Oh, it's been so long
since I've seen white cops

be nice to a Black man.
It's so nice.

- Every authority contact
I have.

- Oh shit.

- Before it feels like

it was just a bunch of kids
who wrecked the place,

but I also...

- I need a drink with no ice.

It gotta be brown and stiff,

just like my husband.

Let's go.

[heavy breathing]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hurry up!
Get in the car.

Move.

Oh, my gosh.

- ♪ Tick, boom ♪

- Drive, bitch.

- If I speed up, we'll call
attention to ourselves

and end up in a chase
with the police.

Is that what you want, O.J.?

- ♪ Then I resume, you sleep ♪

♪ I go, you got one test,
who's better than who? ♪

- I told you it was great.

- Not as great as your view,
but I really like it.

He really does hit the mark
with everything.

I mean, gotta say,

I'm impressed.

- I'm just glad you have
something to focus on

after that stupid break-in.

Gary is a great writer.

Like, it was thoughtful.

For once, an article where
the wife isn't a footnote.

It was refreshing.

- I couldn't agree
with you more,

and neither could Eve.
- Eve?

- From "Essence," the one doing
the girl dad piece.

- Oh, my God, that's right.

Megan is so excited.
[laughs]

Between the article
and the photo shoot,

ladies are gonna fall
even harder.

- [laughs]
Well, I mean, you know,

that is a thing now.

But--but I only
have eyes for you.

- Okay.
- Aw, I miss you.

- You too.

I needed a minute to cool off,

but I trust you, David,

and I love you.

- I love you too.

- Now go call Gary.

- [sighs]

I'll most definitely think
about maybe calling him.

[upbeat music]

- What are my weaknesses?
Okay, good question.

I would say
my weakness is that

I'm a perfectionist.

I think everyone should always
be their best

no matter what
they're faced with--

oh, my God, that is such
a terrible answer, actually,

because I feel like everyone's
gonna be on some old,

you know, my weakness is
really what makes me, you know,

really nice, and that's what
the positive thing about me is.

Oh, God, I feel like
I'm 22 years old again

trying to pass a drug test,
trying to do an internship.

Why am I doing this?
This is so crazy.

I'm gonna blow this interview!
- Baby.

- Whoo!

- Will you just relax?
Okay, you got this.

- Okay.
Thank you for lying to my face

so I actually know the truth
before I go in,

because I do not got
this interview, okay?

- No, no, no.
You got it, okay?

You gonna kill this interview.

Do you know only 5%
of doctors are Black?

- You know what?
You're right.

That's a fact.

Did you know that 2% of doctors
are Black and female?

And that is me,
and I'm in that percentage.

I'm gonna change the game
just being in the room.

- Hey, and they invited you
into that room.

- I mean, just being
in the room alone.

I'm like a big titty,
freckle-faced unicorn.

And you know what?
They asked me to do this.

- They asked you.
Damn sure did.

- You know what I mean?
- Come on.

- I would be a dope chief.
They are so lucky they have me.

I just love that shit.
I'm gonna talk my shit.

- You know what though?
I think we are gonna--ow.

I think we're gonna slow down
on the caffeine.

That is hot.
- Oh, okay.

- The other thing is,
has Ari said anything

about whether or not
David liked the article?

I know I keep saying it,
but it's just, I feel so bad

because I embarrassed him
at the rap battle like that.

By the way, I was spitting.
I was like, "Ba, ba, ba."

[beatboxing]

- Oh, that's--that's how you
embarrassed him?

Spitting with a pepper shaker?

Listen, baby, um,

I'm sure David hasn't had time
to read the article yet

because he is so busy.

- Or maybe he read it,
he hates it,

and that's why
I haven't heard from him.

- Baby.
- Hmm?

- Stop it.
- Okay.

- You sound like a teenager
waiting for a prom proposal.

- [sighs]
- Yes, take that breath.

I read it, and it was good.
You know what?

It was better than good.
It was amazing.

- Amazing?
Come on.

- You did that shit.

And you know I have no problems
hurting your feelings,

so if I say it's good,
it's good.

- Look at you.
You're just cheering me up.

See, this is how I know you
are gonna be a perfect chief.

- Aw, that's so sweet.
It's not what a chief does.

Okay?
This isn't "Grey's Anatomy."

We're not gonna end this
interview with, like, Coldplay.

[percussive dance music]

♪ ♪

- You know, I thought
about what you said, Curtis.

I am CEO of Ladies First.

And making money does matter.

- Ooh, same page, completely.

Money is the best.
Love me some money.

- Yeah, but money
isn't everything, Curtis.

I created this company

as a launching pad
for female artists

looking for allies.

And who needs that more
than women of color

over 40,

like me?

Like Regina?

- Mm.

- That is the mission
of Ladies First.

I think we lost sight of that.

Do you remember what I said
when I first hired you?

- Before or after you said

my voice is equally annoying
as my face?

- [laughs]
After.

- Right, you said when women
support other women,

you're an unstoppable force.
- Exactly.

You know how many talented
women I've met over the years?

It's a shame we can't just

collaborate instead of compete.

- Hmm.
- It's like...

Oh, my God.

I am a genius.

- What's happening right now?
- Oh, yeah.

Okay, okay, okay.
I need you to go.

- Okay, like, this is a moment.

- Go ahead, honey.
- That's fine.

- Scram.
[beeping]

Roshumba?

Call Puffy.

I mean Diddy.

I mean Love.

You know who I'm talking about.

- Mm.
[laughs]

- Okay, talk to you
in the office?

All right.
Hey, hey.

What was that?

You were so good.

Like, the best we've seen
all day.

- I mean, you have all of today
and tomorrow,

but I dare someone
to rock that interview

the a way that I just did.
- You were amazing.

- Thank you so much.
You know, I, um,

I really appreciate that,
and I really appreciate you

for pushing me to do this.
- [sighs]

- Seriously, I owe you.

- No.
This one's on the house.

- [laughs]
Oh.

[Symphani Soto's "Feelings"]

Mm.

- Mm.

Hey.
- [laughs]

- If you do get this job,

I'm--I'm looking forward to
spending extra time together.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Me too.
Take care.

- You too.

- ♪ When you speak to me? ♪

♪ Does it make you
see things clearly? ♪

♪ Does it make you lie awake ♪

- [sighs]
Okay.

[laughs]

- ♪ 'Bout me ♪

♪ When you see me, does it
skip a beat? ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- [sighs]

[sighs]
Hey.

Hi.

Um...

So I just wanna start
by saying

I am so sorry
about the rap battle thing.

- Rap battle.

Yeah, I don't understand
what you were hoping to gain.

- I don't know, man.

It's, like, I had
some other shit on my mind.

I took that out on you, man.

It was just--
it was stupid, okay?

But the article, the article
shows how much I respect you,

your work, your family,

like, the integrity
of, like, David Montgomery.

- [laughs]
- Why are you laughing at me?

- I'm so sorry--
- Some--I don't...

- Look, ay, ay, man,
it's all good.

- [sighs]
- It's all good.

Now, I was pissed for sure,
but how can I stay mad

at the person who wrote
that article about me?

- Thank God, man.
I thought it was a wrap.

- Oh, no, no.
Far from it, man.

I--look, I love it.

I love it.
Ari loves it.

Oh, and Eve loves it.

As a matter of fact,

she wants to set up
a meeting for you

with the editor in chief.

- Are you--

Don't play with me, man.
Are you serious?

Dude, I am so apprec--

I can't thank you enough, man.

And I just wanna say, I think
that I was so self-conscious

about not having any friends
at the retreat,

I then alienated
the one that I had.

- Oh, you--
ay, I hear you, man.

Truthfully, I don't have
a tonne of friends either.

Mostly just colleagues I can
grab a beer with while I work.

- Well, I would love
to be your friend.

And, like, a real,

not just 'cause our wives
are cool kinda way.

Do I sound thirsty?
'Cause I feel kinda thirsty.

- [laughs]
That's a little thirst--

But you know,
I'll take thirsty.

Ay, I'm down, man.
Let's be friends.

- Yes, let's be friends, right?
Okay.

- You know, ay, come on.
- Oh, are we gonna hug it?

- Yeah, bring this thing in.
- Okay, yup, there we go.

- Yeah, boy, yes, sir.
- All right, man, thank you.

Whoo, Bree will be glad to know
everything is good.

I've been bugging her
to bug Ari about it.

- Oh, I know, yeah, yeah.
Ari likes to share.

- Ah.

- How are you and Bree?

I know the last time
we all hung out at karaoke,

things got a little tense.

- Yeah, got a little tense,
didn't it?

Eee.
[laughs]

We, uh--you know, David,
we finally in a good place.

You know, especially after

I cheated on Bree last year.

- Again, I know.

- Yeah, man,
we got over the hump.

- That's good.
That's a good thing, man.

I'm happy for you guys.
- How are you and Ari?

- Me and Ari?
Oh, we're great.

Yeah, you know we're good, man.
[laughs]

Like, super good.

I'm--well...

I mean, there was
this weird thing

where she actually thought
I was cheating on her with--

- Vanessa.
Yep, it's my turn.

I know.
Yeah, Bree's a sharer.

- [laughs]
Okay.

Ay, I got you, you got me.

Hey, I guess wives
spilling the tea

is a thing that goes both ways.

- Hey, you think our wives
have major tea on each other

that they don't tell us?
Like, cheating tea?

- Cheating tea...

Aw, nah.

- Nah, nah.

Infidelity is a male thing.

- Yeah, yeah, mostly.

- You know Bree slept
with the nanny?

- Bree slept--
Bree slept with the nanny?

Wait, wait, wait.
The nanny?

Didn't you hire the nanny?

- She slept with him
before I hired him.

I didn't know.
- Oh, well, that's good.

- And then I had to fire him.

- Yeah, good thing she--

well, I guess
it's not that good.

- It's not.
Let's just move on.

Let's just move on.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Did you see the game
the other night?

Shit was dope, right?

Your block--
Man, listen.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Uh, why are you
being so weird?

- We're on the sidewalk
in the middle of the day

in public
having this conversation.

I don't know.
People might see us.

- Girl, I asked you
to get some tea

on Maxine's ex for court.

I didn't hire you as a hitman.
We're good.

- Oh.
- We're good.

- Okay.
- So what'd you find?

- Well, lucky for us,
Crystal loves social media.

It is both scary
and impressive.

By combing through her profiles
over the last five years

and all her posts,

I was able to establish
a timeline for Brian.

It's already in your email.

- Ooh, you work fast.
- Mm-hmm.

Not quite the rosy picture
he painted, now is it?

- Oh, my God.

Versace, thank you so much.

This is it.

You have no idea
what is gonna--

Okay, she really is extra.

[upbeat music]

- Perfect.
A little look at one another.

Perfect.
Hold that, hold that.

Awesome.
Look at those smiles.

- [laughs]
- You all are naturals.

[camera shutter clicking]

- [laughs]
- Thank you.

- Oh, that's a great shot.

- Thank you.
Take five?

- Yeah.

- Hi. Eve.
Such a pleasure to meet you.

- No, the pleasure's ours.

Thank you for featuring us.
It's really an honor.

- My mother sends her regards.
She is a huge fan of your work,

as am I.

- [laughs]
Are you kidding?

We're the fans.
Our readers are gonna love you.

- Aw, I sure hope so.
- Trust me, this is a great way

to introduce your family
to the world.

So when you're ready
to announce your run

for the U.S. Senate,

think of the magazine
that featured you first.

I have time to include it now

if you want
to make it official.

- Oh, no.
No announcements today,

but when I'm ready, you'll be
the first publication to know.

You have my word.

- Okay.
And you, Megan?

Any plans on following
in your parents' footsteps?

- Absolutely not.

I respect my parents,

but I have zero interest
in law, politics,

or even traditional marriage.

So many women are slaves
to misogynistic unions,

and that will not be
my narrative.

- Wow, that's
an interesting perspective.

- Yes, interesting
and off the record.

What Megan meant to say is,

she's more
into artistic endeavors.

- And the possibility
of marrying a woman

or never marrying period.

From what I've seen,

I'm not impressed.

- Ah, the radical Montgomery
unveils herself.

- [laughs]

- Maybe I'll be doing a spread
with you one day.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Well, one more shot, and then
we'll get you guys out of here.

[laughs]
- Yeah.

What the hell, Megan?
- What?

- If you--

- Are we ready to put
those smiles back on?

- [laughs]

[R&B music]

♪ ♪

- About damn time.

Hey, baby.

Barely seen you
in the last few days.

Where you been?

- At my cousin Donovan's
in Brooklyn.

- Oh, they don't have
reception in Brooklyn?

Is that why you didn't return
my calls or my texts?

- I just figured it didn't
matter what I had to say.

- You know that's not true.

I thought
we talked through this.

Baby, why are you
being so mean,

cold, distant?

We said some things
we didn't mean.

Mostly you, but still.

Let's be adults about this,
okay?

- I believe adults
treat each other as equals,

especially when
they're in a relationship,

but not with you, Hazel.

- That is bullshit.

I always treat you
with the utmost respect.

- Except when it comes to our--

'scuse me, your wedding.

- [scoffs]
It is my wedding.

I mean, I'm the bride,

and I am paying for it.

- There it is.

I didn't ask for any
extravagant wedding, Hazel.

I didn't ask for any of this.

I left my friends and family
back home in Jamaica

to be with you.

Just you.

Not your money.
I don't need any of this.

- Nigel, I worked really hard
for all of this,

and I like nice shit,

so I'm not gonna apologize
for it.

- I didn't ask you to,

but honestly,

how is this gonna work
if my family, my culture,

the things I care about,
is just an afterthought there?

- [laughing]
Are you this mad

because I don't want curry goat
at the reception?

- Is that what you get
from that?

I just wanted to know that
I'm more than some prop to you.

Not some boy toy
you can just drag around

and show off to your friends.

- Okay, I'm not gonna lie.

You are a pretty plus one,

but you know I care about you.

Stop.

- Show me then.

If everything is about
what you want,

what do you need me for?

If this a preview of what
our life together will be like,

then my sister was right.

[somber music]

It ain't gonna work.

I'm sorry, Hazel.
I want out.

♪ ♪

- Nigel.

[laughs]
Stop playing.

[door clicks shut]

Nigel!

[rap music]

- Girl, carry my bag

so I can continue shopping.

- Hey, look, Hazel, um...

Do you think having
this wedding

is worth losing your man?

- Damn, um...
[laughs]

Bree, it's our first big fight.

He's just being dramatic.

It'll--it'll blow over.

He'll come crawling
in a couple of days

after he's realized
how foolish he's been.

- You sure about that?

- [laughs]
Yeah, I mean,

where else is he gonna go?

- Okay, well, for starters,

I just met a bunch
of his cousins

and his sister the other day,

so brother's got options.

- That is so unfair.

- Yes.
Life isn't fair.

You think everything's
on track,

and then boom!

A grenade comes
and just blows shit up.

- Okay, so this outing
is not just about me?

- Oh, girl,
misery party of two.

I need to eat my feelings.

- I thought this was about me.

- I have a crush
on Dr. Reynard.

- What?

Girl, you should've led
with that.

So by crush, do you mean
that you guys have...

- No, I'm a married woman,
Hazel.

Come on, but--but--
ooh!

I did have a sex dream
about him.

- Was it good?

- It was amazing,

but that's where
it has to stay, okay?

It's gotta be a fantasy.

And I'm just really afraid
if I do get this job,

we're gonna have to spend
all this time together.

And I'm afraid that fantasy

might become a reality.

- I don't think
that there's any harm

in a few lustful thoughts.

Girl, take the damn job

and dodge his ass
any time you see him.

- Okay, Hazel, I can't just
dodge him when I see his ass.

We're gonna work
in a hospital together.

We literally spend
every minute together.

We're going to this
orthopedic conference together.

It's in a nice hotel
with comfy beds

and brown liquor

and a heated pool

where everybody looks
like some version of Cardi B.

Ooh, did I mention the comfy
beds and the brown liquor?

I think I did.
Okay.

- Mm.

I love comfy beds.

That's it.

I think that's where
Nigel and I should go.

To your orthopedic thingy.

- How are we friends?

- So we just wrapped
our photoshoot.

That's my dad behind me.
[laughs]

Dad, say hi.

[scoffs]
Really, Dad?

You're just gonna stay mad
at me all day

when I'm hardly home?

- How am I supposed to feel
when my kid tells a reporter

she doesn't wanna be
anything like me?

- Aw, Dad, you know
that's not what I meant.

Just because I have
a different vision for my life

doesn't mean
I don't respect yours.

- Well, that's
what it felt like.

And since when are you
into girls?

Last I heard,
you were dating two guys,

which, if I'm being honest,
is still a little weird to me.

I had no idea

about any
of your evolving views.

- Because we don't
really talk much, Dad.

[somber music]

You're busy.

♪ ♪

- Uh, yeah.

I should--I should be
making more time.

You know, look,

I wanna know these things
about you, Megan.

Well, some things.

[both laughing]

- Okay,
so let's do better, then.

Weekly calls
instead of texting.

- Deal.
- [sighs]

- And maybe come home
more often?

- Increase my allowance,
and we have a deal.

- Done.
- [laughs]

- You sure you don't want
to be a lawyer?

That was
some pretty good negotiating.

- No.
No, way.

I wouldn't even pass
the background check.

[both laughing]

- What?
- What?

- ♪ I don't got
my priorities straight ♪

♪ Don't know
who I'm gonna be today ♪

♪ I'm no victim ♪

♪ But I deal with this
on the daily ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Something pullin',
I can't get away ♪

♪ Never living
outside of my head ♪

- You all right,
Dr. Washington?

- Oh, hey.
Hi.

Yeah, I'm great.
I'm good.

I'm just, um, I'm just sort of
preoccupied with this thing

that I have to get to

and definitely take care of
and do.

It's just a thing.

- Well, I have another thing.
I wanna congratulate you.

Off the record,
they wanna offer you

the chief of surgery position.

- What?
- Yes.

- Oh, my God, that's amazing.

I got the job?

- I knew you'd be perfect
for chief.

- Yeah.
Oh, okay.

No.
Yes.

That is...

- We can finally work
side by side.

- Mm.

That's exciting.

- Your office will be
across the hall.

We'll co-chair committees
together.

We can even co-lead
in more inventive surgeries.

[R&B music]

We'll be inseparable.

- Yeah, that would be nice...

♪ ♪

Except, I'm sorry,
I can't accept the position.

[sighs]

- ♪ Truth is ♪

♪ I still love you ♪

♪ Truth is ♪

- Okay, okay.

Just get your man.

Just say--say...

Say you're sorry.
You can say you're sorry.

First thing.

[sighs]

- ♪ And I could have
anyone else ♪

♪ ♪

- [sighs]

- ♪ Truth is ♪

- Ah.

The beautiful Hazel Rachelle.

- Hi, Donovan.
Is Nigel here?

- No.
Him gwone.

- Him gwine?
Gwan?

- [laughs]

He's gone.

- [laughs]
He's--he's gone where?

- He's probably finishing up
dinner with my auntie.

- [laughs]
Oh, okay.

All right, can you just tell me
where that is?

- Then they're heading to JFK.

The flight to Jamaica leave
at 9:30.

- ♪ Love is stubborn, it don't
leave when you want it to ♪

♪ No, no ♪

♪ Think it might be gone
tomorrow ♪

♪ Ain't no joke ♪

♪ Since you I sleep alone
and now I roll solo ♪

- ♪ Hell yeah, number one,
yeah, I'm still number one ♪

♪ Hell yeah, number one,
always be number one ♪

♪ Had you down, took you
for my little manger ♪

♪ You won't admit it, you're
the fruits of my labor ♪

♪ Hell yeah, number one,
yeah, I'm still number one ♪

♪ Hell yeah, number one,
always be number one ♪

♪ Don't forget it, yeah,
I'm still number one ♪

♪ Hell yeah ♪

- ♪ Whoo! ♪

[animal bleats]