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Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become
a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM
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[crowd cheering]
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[Baines] Thank you! Thank you!
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Thank you! Thank you very much!
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Thank you very...
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Thank you, so incredibly grateful
to be here.
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Thank you very much.
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[crowd chanting] Baines! Baines! Baines!
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[Baines] God bless America!
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[crowd] Baines! Baines! Baines!
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[Baines] Thank you very, very much!
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[Michael] History has proven that
a great leader can change the world.
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For better or for worse.
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Once upon a time
in the not-too-distant future,
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America was at war with itself.
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Our political parties
had fallen into crisis.
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An identity crisis.
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And where there is war,
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there are soldiers.
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[man grunting]
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And where there are soldiers,
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there are casualties.
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Mary Maple was once
the Magnolia Queen.
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Yes, it's me.
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Thirty years and thirty pounds ago.
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- Michael.
- Yes.
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Tell me about yourself,
what's your background?
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Where'd you go to school?
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I graduated from GW.
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Hmm. What did you major in?
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Political Science
with a minor in journalism.
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What kind of grades?
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Graduated with honors.
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Cum laude.
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Cum laude.
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My goodness.
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- Sugar?
- Oh, yes please.
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[Michael] Mary Maple.
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A very good person to know
in Washington.
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So, how can I help you, Michael?
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It's pretty clear that Senator Baines
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is gonna run for president.
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Um...
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If I can be anywhere near that, I mean...
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I could learn a lot from the man.
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Well, JJohn is a good friend.
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- Nothing is set in stone, of course.
- No, no, of course.
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Rob Reynolds is unofficially running
the campaign.
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I have heard of him,
but haven't made his acquaintance.
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Rob is also a good friend.
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- He's the best at what he does.
- Yes, he is.
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Consider yourself invited
to the Maple Foundation event
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where my good friend John Boland Baines
is our guest speaker.
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I'll even introduce you
to Rob Reynolds myself.
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I very much appreciate that, Mrs. Maple.
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Call me Mary.
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[Mary] Oh! My goodness!
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Oh! My goodness!
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Oh! My! Oh, darlin'! Michael!
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Darlin', I need you... I need you...
I need you to stop for a minute.
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Oh. Oh. Oh.
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[Mary sighs]
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[sighs]
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- Hey.
- What?
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- Where'd you go?
- I'm in here.
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[chuckles]
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You know, I like you better without it.
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- You mean you don't like my wig?
- No, no, no. I like your wig.
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I mean, here, now.
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I like you like this.
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[sighs] You do?
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Oh, sugar, you really are something.
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[both chuckling]
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[moaning]
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Oh! Oh!
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[moaning loudly]
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[Michael] A little over a year ago
at a lunch counter
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my boss, Senator Lester Garret,
told me he had a pain in his abdomen.
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Less than two months later,
Lester died of pancreatic cancer.
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I'd been out of work ever since.
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I had to make something happen.
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I was on borrowed time
in a borrowed SUV.
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That JJudge Karl?
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How did you get this?
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Callie, Judge Karl has a wife and kids.
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Precisely.
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And he's been a judicial activist
against same-sex marriage
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for his entire career.
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Some of his legal language
was actually in DOMA, for Christ's sake.
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I mean, he's a hypocrite
of the highest order.
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[Michael] Callie and I met
when we were both interning for Lester.
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Yeah, but, Callie...
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wife and kids.
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Yeah, you're right,
I can't do that to the wife and kids.
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[Michael] She's my roommate
and my best friend. But lately...
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I'll blackmail him.
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How much do you think we would get?
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Not much, honestly.
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[scoffs]
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[Michael] She had
quite a collection going.
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Most of those guys
weren't exactly big players, though.
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The judge tape... this was different.
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You know, in this little box...
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- is the real DC.
- Yeah, and it's going to stay in that box.
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For a rainy day.
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Speaking of rainy days, um...
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how we doing on rent?
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- [sighs]
- 'Cause, uh, that's a final notice.
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Yeah, we're probably going to have
to bust out the umbrellas.
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Really?
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[coughs]
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That was a gift from Tanya.
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Oh, how nice of her.
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Did you ever consider selling the coke?
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Michael, I can't sell a gift.
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We have to pay rent.
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I know.
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[sighs] Whatever are we to do?
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[Michael] This is my friend Kevin Bidwell,
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noted political journalist
for a noted political newspaper
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whose circulation was way down.
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Who you fucking?
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[Michael] Kevin Bidwell,
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former college roommate
who lived vicariously through me.
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I wanna work for John Baines.
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I want a rim job from Ann Coulter,
but that doesn't mean it's gonna happen.
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[Michael] It's like college
had never ended for Kevin.
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So what is it you actually want, Michael?
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I mean, let's say you...
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you get the job,
and Baines became president?
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Where do you see yourself? Humor me.
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I see myself running for Congress.
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And I see myself winning.
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- I'm officially humored.
- You think I'm kidding.
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Congress. I mean... are you even
a resident of any state?
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Where's the podunk town you come from?
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It's not about where I'm from,
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- it's where I'm going.
- [laughing]
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That should be your campaign slogan.
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Rob Reynolds
will never take you seriously.
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What if I told you...
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that Rob Reynolds
is going to have to take me seriously.
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If it were me...
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I'd go to Reynolds
like I'm doing him a favor.
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Give him what I have,
protect my sources...
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Does Callie have anything to do with this?
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All right, two things,
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and I want you to listen to me,
very carefully.
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Do not let Reynolds know
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that you want to run for Congress,
or anything else for that matter.
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- And?
- And...
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just, be careful.
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These aren't Boy Scouts
you're dealing with.
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[Michael] The Maple Foundation
fundraiser.
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An annual event to raise money
for Mary's various causes.
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In this case,
the cause was the United Party.
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Excuse me, sir.
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[Michael] Rob Reynolds.
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A wunderkind who had gotten
his first congressman elected
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before his 25th birthday.
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His tactics, questioned.
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His resolve, feared.
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Rob Reynolds had started a new party
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and Senator Baines
was gonna be the face of it.
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This is not about this year,
it's not about this election,
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- it's about the next election and...
- Rob, Don.
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Excuse me, gentlemen.
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I wonder if you've met Michael Lawson.
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Michael is... Well, Michael...
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Yeah, Michael would do anything
to get on-board.
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Oh, yeah, well, good luck, Michael.
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Mary.
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[sighs] Don't worry, darlin',
I'll work on him.
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[Michael] Well, Kevin had been
right about one thing,
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Reynolds was never going
to take me seriously.
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I had known that.
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But Mary had kept her promise
and gotten me the introduction.
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The rest was up to me.
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Lydia Bowman.
New Year's Eve a couple years ago.
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Senator Barr's party,
you're Rob Reynolds' assistant, right?
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- Executive assistant.
- Of course, of course.
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Uh, Michael.
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- Lawson, yeah, I know.
- Yeah.
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Lydia, I was wondering if maybe you...
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- Oh, Michael, I'm here with someone.
- I know.
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I was wondering if maybe
you'd give this to Mr. Reynolds for me.
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Oh, I... I thought...
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- Now I'm embarrassed.
- No, don't be.
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I knew you were here with someone.
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My great misfortune.
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- I'll give this to Rob.
- Thank you.
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- [Mary] Ladies and gentlemen...
- [applause]
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my dear friends,
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I would like to welcome you to this party.
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And when I say this party,
I am not just talking about this event,
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I am talking about a movement.
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- [man] Yes!
- [cheering]
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Unlike that broken Grand Old Party...
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[audience laughing]
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this party is United.
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[cheering]
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Without further ado,
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I'm going to give you the man
who's here to get this party started.
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From the great state of Texas,
Senator John Boland Baines!
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[cheering]
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Thank you! Thank you!
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Let's get right to it, shall we?
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What has happened to us?
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When did we become so angry?
So divided?
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Don't let anyone else in here.
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- What does this mean?
- I wanted your attention.
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You have it.
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Yes, okay, I'm, uh...
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I'm...
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I'm in possession of a thumb drive.
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On this drive is a video
of a certain prominent judge.
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Very close friend of the senator's
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and likely to end up on your short list
for the Supreme Court.
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In the video, this judge is...
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How do I put this?
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In plain English, please.
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He's blowing a guy in a bathroom stall.
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[Baines] We can do it, we can be united!
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[audience cheering]
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You have people who want
to overthrow the government.
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Who want to secede from the Union
because things haven't gone their way.
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- Well, that's just not American.
- [audience members] No.
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United we stand and divided...
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we have failed.
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Do you know how Bobby Kennedy
was assassinated?
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It was in a kitchen. A lot like this one.
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A little nothing changed history.
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A lot can be learned from that.
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The United Party.
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Sounds nice, doesn't it?
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What do you want?
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I want a job.
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Sir.
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- Look, I'm not asking you to...
- Shh...
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[Baines] We're not determined
to tear down the machinery.
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We believe that the interests
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of the individual should be left
to the people involved,
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not the government!
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What if I told you I won't give you a job.
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Hmm? What do you do then?
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I hand the drive over to you.
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As a friend.
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A friend of mine?
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A friend of the party.
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[Baines] We believe in a free market,
but be prepared to act when it fails
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or when it is abused.
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I believe that we can be
against needless regulations.
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And yet not deny that our planet
is warming and we must act.
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I believe that we can be pro-business,
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and still not be held captive
by the vested interests
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of billionaires and corporations.
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Welcome to the show, Michael.
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We can be united!
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The United Party!
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[crowd] Baines! Baines!
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Thank you. Excuse me. Rob.
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What'd you think of the speech?
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Very moving, sir, very presidential.
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Let's hope it goes as well
when we make it official, huh?
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Of course you will.
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I have good news, Darcy's coming home.
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We'll have to throw a grand ol'
welcome home party for her, won't we?
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Yes, we will. Yes, we will.
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Who is this?
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Oh, uh, Senator, this is Michael Lawson.
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He's gonna be working for us.
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Fantastic!
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- Welcome aboard, Michael.
- Thank you, sir.
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You're a good-looking kid, you know that?
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Thank you, sir.
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Isn't he?
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Isn't he, Judith?
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Uh, isn't who what?
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Darling, I was just saying Michael Lawson
here is coming to work for us
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and I said he was
a good-looking young man.
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- Don't you think?
- Yes.
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And that is so important in a campaign.
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Glad you're with us.
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- This campaign needs youth.
- I...
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Thank you, sir.
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Excuse me. Vonetta!
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Senator Baines.
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You were smart with me today.
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Keep it up.
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I want that flash drive.
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[Michael] At times, life can be grand.
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I had convinced myself
that what I was about to do
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was the best thing for both of us.
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[muffled hip hop music playing]
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Well, if it looks like a duck
and it quacks like a duck,
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it's probably a judge blowing a guy
in the bathroom stall. [chuckles]
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- It's the only copy, I wiped it...
- What?
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Uh, it's the only copy.
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I wiped the computer and the original...
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How do I know it's not out there
floating in the clouds somewhere,
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just waiting to be downloaded?
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Well, you don't. You just gotta trust me.
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But I don't trust anyone.
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- I don't follow.
- There's nothing to follow.
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The senator's daughter's
coming into town.
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I'm gonna need you to go on over there
and help out Judith.
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Yeah, sure, absolutely.
Anything to help out.
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Hey, is Callie Roland looking for a job?
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Find out.
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We'll pay her, she'll continue to do
what she does best,
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destroy bad people.
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Everybody wins.
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- [phone ringing]
- And I paid your next six months' rent.
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- Oh, I didn't ask you to...
- Forget it. It's done.
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Go talk to Lydia, I need to grab this.
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Hey, hey! Mad Cash!
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I was just listening to your latest hit.
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Oh, man, it's a smash.
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[Michael] Wallace Pellum, aka Mad Cash,
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was a high school dropout
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who parlayed early hip-hop success
with mass crossover appeal.
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By the age of 30,
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the dapper entrepreneur was rumored
to be worth close to a billion dollars.
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So why should I wanna get
the vote out for your candidate?
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[Michael] Rob Reynolds
had plans for this new party.
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And in his mind,
Mad Cash would play a big part in it.
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- You going to church tomorrow?
- Yes, I am.
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- You know I believe in God.
- Well, so am I.
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Tomorrow could be the revolution,
Wallace.
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I mean, we have the real party,
this time we get it right.
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And the Latino vote too.
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Yeah, my baby's a half Latino.
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Exactly! You see?
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We're aligned.
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Me, you, Baines and the United Party
are gonna take back the right.
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Yeah, well...
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we may have your values,
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but we still just niggers to you.
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Well, you have to find your place
in the party.
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And you might as well
be sitting with the big boys.
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True that, my brother.
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True that.
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[Michael] Tanya and Callie were...
Let's just say they were tight.
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No one's gonna sit up front with me?
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Let's just hit the road, Jack.
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- Oh! You looking real good, Mike.
- Well, thank you, Tanya.
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- [Tanya] Want a bump?
- A bump?
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- Yes!
- No, no, I'm all right.
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[Michael] Tanya had come to DC
from Pennsylvania.
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She wanted to be
a serious television journalist.
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So far, it hadn't worked out.
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- Hey, Tanya...
- [Callie] No!
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- You can't borrow the SUV again...
- Yes.
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You can borrow my SUV
for as long as you want, baby!
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Thank you, Tanya.
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- [Callie] Why are you so nice?
- 'Cause I love him.
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- No, you don't.
- I do.
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[Michael] Like I said, they were... tight.
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[Judith] I like the cut glass, but,
I don't care for anything iridescent.
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And then, um, cut glass.
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And I like the silver, I don't...
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[Michael] [clears throat] Mrs. Baines.
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Hi.
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An SUV?
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I'll be inside.
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[Michael] Mrs. Baines was an
environmentally conscious conservative.
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You really have to get rid of that.
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Sit down.
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Young man traveling around
as a single passenger in an SUV,
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do you have any idea
the carbon footprint...
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- You won't see it again.
- Good.
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One of the things
that bothers me the most
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about my husband
and this campaign is that
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he'll no longer travel
on a commercial airline.
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I mean, he's going to be traveling around
on a private jet.
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Yeah, those small planes,
they make me nervous too.
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No, it's about the fuel consumption.
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Those things are the worst.
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Listen, you have to understand,
this campaign is going to be
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a cross between the Reagan philosophy
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and when Jimmy Carter
had solar panels installed
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on the White House roof.
They worked wonderfully.
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You're probably too young
to remember this.
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Unfortunately, they were dismantled
during the Reagan administration.
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It's the only blemish
on an otherwise perfect presidency.
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So...
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Mary Maple tells me
you have a beautiful cock.
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Oh...
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Sorry, what?
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[sighs] Come with me.
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Oh! You should think about getting a Volt.
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Not only are they American-made,
but they run on gas and electric.
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I can't do this.
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Really?
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I see evidence to the contrary.
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This is wrong.
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I don't feel right about this.
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[sighs] You know how you got here.
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I know how you got here.
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00:24:24,505 --> 00:24:25,666
Get up.
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What... what are you doing?
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00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:35,171
[moaning]
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[moaning]
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00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:37,775
Now you can.
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00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:48,036
Excuse me?
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00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:50,166
I'm working for Senator Baines.
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[laughing]
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00:25:53,719 --> 00:25:55,301
Yeah, right.
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00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:56,503
Yeah, no, I'm serious.
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00:25:56,972 --> 00:25:58,383
[chuckles] Come on.
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00:25:58,849 --> 00:26:00,385
- It just happened, Callie...
- No.
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00:26:00,476 --> 00:26:03,184
No, things like this don't just happen.
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Wait a minute.
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00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:06,721
Why would they even hire you knowing
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00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:09,523
- your history, our politics, it doesn't...
- Yeah, well,
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00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:11,897
that, uh, brings me to my other thing.
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00:26:11,987 --> 00:26:13,899
- There's a second thing?
- Yeah.
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00:26:14,782 --> 00:26:16,193
I gave them the thumb drive.
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00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:18,737
What thumb drive?
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00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:20,034
The Judge Karl video.
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00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:21,861
I gave it to Rob Reynolds.
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00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:23,871
He's the one that offered me the job.
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00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:29,414
Are you fucking kidding me?
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That was mine.
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00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:34,132
- Well, okay, it was sort of yours.
- No!
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00:26:34,218 --> 00:26:35,379
These are mine!
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00:26:35,469 --> 00:26:37,461
Okay, Callie, well, I had to do something.
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00:26:37,554 --> 00:26:38,510
I had to make a move
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00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:40,213
because we were drowning,
you know that.
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00:26:40,307 --> 00:26:41,172
I mean, come on, look.
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00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:43,974
I give the drive to Reynolds,
he pays our rent for the next six months.
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00:26:44,061 --> 00:26:44,972
Look at this...
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00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:48,229
That's more money
than you've seen in your whole life.
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00:26:48,482 --> 00:26:50,519
Plus the reality is,
now that they've seen the video
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00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:52,896
no way Karl's getting nominated
for the Supreme Court,
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00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:54,147
so frankly, it's a win-win.
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00:26:54,238 --> 00:26:55,069
Win-win?
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00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:57,147
Michael, this is insane.
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00:26:57,241 --> 00:27:00,325
Goddamn it, are you for real?
The United Party?
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00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:03,118
Okay, yes.
But Baines is actually different.
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00:27:03,205 --> 00:27:05,492
He's a fascist.
- Fa... [scoffs] Come on Cal!
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00:27:05,582 --> 00:27:06,572
What does that even mean?
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00:27:06,667 --> 00:27:09,000
You know what it means!
They sell guns to seven-year-olds,
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00:27:09,086 --> 00:27:11,453
while they laugh as cops
fucking kill people in the streets!
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00:27:11,547 --> 00:27:14,381
The want to de-unionize,
deregulate the entire universe.
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00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:16,503
They'll sell us "food"
that they refuse to eat.
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00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:18,300
They're trying to overturn Roe v. Wade,
448
00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:19,594
- for God's sakes!
- Callie!
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00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,216
They're the personification of evil.
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00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:24,094
And your good buddy Rob Reynolds
is the Devil himself.
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00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:26,176
Michael, what the fuck were you thinking?
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00:27:26,854 --> 00:27:27,890
They wanna hire you too.
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00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:42,734
So, what did he say about me?
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[Michael] The Volt. It runs on gas
and it runs on battery.
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00:27:55,215 --> 00:27:57,002
This car was who I needed to be.
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00:27:57,092 --> 00:27:59,049
You know, make my own
environment safe,
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create as little pollution as possible.
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00:28:26,622 --> 00:28:29,410
I was laying the groundwork
for my own political career.
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Now, I know what you're thinking,
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00:28:32,419 --> 00:28:35,503
but four years from now
I could be Congressman Michael Lawson.
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00:28:35,589 --> 00:28:37,626
Then I could really help
the people who needed it.
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00:28:39,176 --> 00:28:40,292
It was worth the risk.
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00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:43,007
At least, that's what I told myself.
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00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:04,490
You call that dressing inconspicuously?
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00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:07,242
- What?
- Drive.
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00:29:13,210 --> 00:29:14,246
If you want a job.
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00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:18,080
- [sighs] What do you need done?
- Martin Goodrich.
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00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:19,084
Hmm.
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00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:21,757
[southern accent]
Senator from the great state of Florida?
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00:29:21,843 --> 00:29:23,050
Yep, that's right.
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00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:26,629
You know, they actually like
their Social Security down there, so,
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00:29:26,723 --> 00:29:29,807
I bet he's gonna mop the floor
with your guy on primary day, huh?
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00:29:32,813 --> 00:29:34,805
- Goodrich is a pervert.
- I bet.
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00:29:34,898 --> 00:29:37,390
We hear he's into some
pretty unsavory shit.
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00:29:39,027 --> 00:29:40,143
I heard the same, yeah.
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00:29:40,570 --> 00:29:41,981
Can you get it on camera?
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00:29:44,408 --> 00:29:46,775
Well... that depends.
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00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:53,118
That's half.
Make sure to pack your sunscreen.
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00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:59,586
Fucking hate your politics, but...
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00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:02,089
- the money's not bad.
- [Rob] Pull over.
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00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:28,449
[band playing "Hail to the Chief"]
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00:30:32,456 --> 00:30:35,449
Please, please, not that song. Not today.
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00:30:36,752 --> 00:30:38,288
Today is about something different.
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00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:42,247
Today is about friends, old and new,
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00:30:42,341 --> 00:30:44,958
helping us to welcome home
somebody very special.
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00:30:45,052 --> 00:30:47,044
About the best daughter
a man could want.
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00:30:48,305 --> 00:30:50,297
My daughter, our daughter,
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00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:54,349
Darcy Baines. Come on down, baby.
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00:30:55,562 --> 00:30:57,554
[band playing]
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00:31:06,948 --> 00:31:07,938
[Baines] Have fun.
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00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:13,032
Hi! You look amazing.
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00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:22,374
? The very thought of you... ?
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00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:32,422
[woman] Don't do that.
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00:31:37,187 --> 00:31:39,019
I had actually given it up the other day.
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00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:44,146
Smoking?
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00:31:45,862 --> 00:31:46,898
Maybe.
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00:31:49,199 --> 00:31:50,189
I'm Darcy.
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00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:55,445
[coughs] Michael Lawson.
I work for your father.
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00:31:55,997 --> 00:31:57,283
So?
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00:31:57,374 --> 00:31:58,990
What do you do for my father?
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00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:02,201
Not sure, I just started.
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00:32:04,714 --> 00:32:07,422
I think he'd make a great president,
so I help out.
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00:32:11,346 --> 00:32:12,336
Well...
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00:32:14,099 --> 00:32:15,260
you're very...
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00:32:19,813 --> 00:32:20,803
Very what?
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00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:24,891
I don't know.
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00:32:25,318 --> 00:32:26,650
[both chuckle]
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00:32:38,039 --> 00:32:39,496
Better not let your mother see that.
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00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:40,915
Yeah, my mother's dead.
510
00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:44,205
Sorry, I... I meant Judith.
511
00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:46,834
[scoffs] Yeah, I know what you meant.
512
00:32:48,550 --> 00:32:50,883
Anyway, everything
always gets cleaned up around here,
513
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,052
don't you know?
514
00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:54,628
Hmm.
515
00:32:57,517 --> 00:32:59,429
Hey, I have an idea.
516
00:33:30,926 --> 00:33:33,259
- Jesus, she looks just like her.
- Who?
517
00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:43,887
Judith, I need to know that you two
are gonna get along this time.
518
00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:44,970
Promise me?
519
00:33:45,815 --> 00:33:47,522
Well, of course I promise.
520
00:33:49,152 --> 00:33:50,438
Well, I'll leave you to it.
521
00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:52,816
That dinner with Senator Woodward...
522
00:33:52,906 --> 00:33:54,818
- Yeah?
- Forget it. You don't need him.
523
00:33:55,659 --> 00:33:56,820
He's a friend, Rob.
524
00:33:56,910 --> 00:33:59,618
I know, we'll reschedule,
but something came up.
525
00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:02,663
- What?
- Senator, you're flying home to Dallas.
526
00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:06,705
- Gertie Hayden?
- Just got off the phone with her.
527
00:34:06,795 --> 00:34:09,538
- Our cash cow has finally come in.
- It seems so.
528
00:34:10,173 --> 00:34:12,586
Well, let's hope she's ready
to give forth generously.
529
00:34:13,927 --> 00:34:14,917
Are you coming?
530
00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:17,420
Don't think so,
don't want to spoil the milk.
531
00:34:17,514 --> 00:34:18,721
You'll need someone with.
532
00:34:18,807 --> 00:34:20,890
I'll call Billy,
make sure he gets the somebody.
533
00:34:22,352 --> 00:34:23,342
Sounds good.
534
00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:33,778
So, how'd you like Europe?
535
00:34:35,824 --> 00:34:36,985
Liked leaving it.
536
00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:38,820
- Really?
- Yeah.
537
00:34:45,834 --> 00:34:46,870
Okay.
538
00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:50,706
So, uh...
539
00:34:54,009 --> 00:34:55,045
So.
540
00:34:56,845 --> 00:34:57,835
So, I give up.
541
00:34:58,263 --> 00:34:59,845
- Smoking?
- What?
542
00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:05,764
You're gonna give up smoking for me.
543
00:35:08,064 --> 00:35:09,054
I am?
544
00:35:11,026 --> 00:35:12,016
Yeah.
545
00:35:17,991 --> 00:35:19,948
You're gonna give up everything for me.
546
00:35:22,662 --> 00:35:23,652
Uh...
547
00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:26,530
Really?
548
00:35:30,253 --> 00:35:31,243
Of course.
549
00:35:33,256 --> 00:35:34,167
Why?
550
00:35:35,342 --> 00:35:36,378
Because.
551
00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:38,380
Darcy.
552
00:35:39,888 --> 00:35:40,878
Say it again.
553
00:35:42,557 --> 00:35:44,093
- Say what again.
- My name.
554
00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:46,050
Say it again.
555
00:35:48,730 --> 00:35:51,097
I just started this job, Darcy.
556
00:35:52,734 --> 00:35:53,770
Say it again.
557
00:35:54,361 --> 00:35:55,397
[Rob] Darcy.
558
00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:00,064
Your father's looking for you.
559
00:36:15,882 --> 00:36:17,794
She's a little young for you, Michael.
560
00:36:25,642 --> 00:36:27,383
[Kevin] Poor little Rob Reynolds.
561
00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:30,599
Dog bites his face
when he's seven years old.
562
00:36:31,356 --> 00:36:33,188
I can see him writing
in his composition book,
563
00:36:33,274 --> 00:36:34,890
"What shall I become?
564
00:36:34,984 --> 00:36:36,850
President of the United States."
565
00:36:37,779 --> 00:36:39,111
Probably broke his little heart.
566
00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:41,860
I bet the happiest day of his life
567
00:36:41,950 --> 00:36:43,782
was when he realized
he could grow a beard.
568
00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:47,828
I mean, think about what that does to you.
I mean, he's...
569
00:36:48,248 --> 00:36:49,534
he's a powerful guy.
570
00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:53,121
Hell, he might end up being
one of the most powerful men in America.
571
00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:57,668
But he'll never be president.
572
00:37:01,928 --> 00:37:03,635
Almost makes you feel sorry for the guy.
573
00:37:04,139 --> 00:37:06,847
Don't. He probably bit the dog first.
574
00:37:07,434 --> 00:37:11,053
- [chuckles] Uh-huh.
- [Kevin] Look who's come down
575
00:37:11,146 --> 00:37:13,638
from Mount Olympus
to mingle with the unwashed masses.
576
00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:17,442
[Michael] Jerry Dodd,
the right hand of the left wing.
577
00:37:17,527 --> 00:37:20,144
He had already gotten
the last two presidents elected.
578
00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:25,820
What?
579
00:37:27,746 --> 00:37:29,954
Usually at this point
I ask you who you're fucking.
580
00:37:30,039 --> 00:37:32,622
No. No, no, no, that's usually
the first thing you ask me.
581
00:37:37,464 --> 00:37:39,797
Tell me you're not fucking Judith Baines.
582
00:37:42,844 --> 00:37:43,834
[scoffs]
583
00:37:45,722 --> 00:37:47,008
I'm not fucking Judith Baines.
584
00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:50,090
Jesus, man.
585
00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:54,679
Good, because then you'd be
as reckless as Callie
586
00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:56,264
and I know you're not that stupid.
587
00:37:57,859 --> 00:37:58,975
I'm not crazy.
588
00:37:59,486 --> 00:38:01,523
[phone ringing]
589
00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:06,356
Yeah?
590
00:38:07,494 --> 00:38:08,484
Yeah.
591
00:38:09,496 --> 00:38:10,657
Absolutely.
592
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:13,413
Yeah, absolutely. I'll, uh, I'll be there.
593
00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:16,705
Okay.
594
00:38:18,046 --> 00:38:19,878
I'm flying with Baines to Dallas.
595
00:38:21,925 --> 00:38:22,915
Dallas.
596
00:38:24,594 --> 00:38:26,085
Nothing bad ever happened there.
597
00:38:27,222 --> 00:38:28,338
I have to take a piss.
598
00:38:39,776 --> 00:38:41,017
[Michael] I had heard Jerry Dodd
599
00:38:41,110 --> 00:38:43,568
was looking for someone
inside the Baines campaign.
600
00:38:43,655 --> 00:38:45,567
- How's it hangin'?
- You had to hand it to him.
601
00:38:46,199 --> 00:38:48,691
He had a way of catching you
at your most vulnerable.
602
00:38:48,785 --> 00:38:50,492
Look, you hang to the left.
603
00:38:51,996 --> 00:38:53,862
You worked for Lester Garret, didn't you.
604
00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:58,208
So what do you think you could do for me
605
00:38:58,795 --> 00:39:00,036
if I were to hire you?
606
00:39:03,132 --> 00:39:04,122
Well, Jerry...
607
00:39:06,803 --> 00:39:09,546
I've actually been leaning
a little more to the right recently.
608
00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:12,381
But it's been nice hanging with you.
609
00:39:12,725 --> 00:39:14,591
Well, let me know
if you ever change your mind.
610
00:39:26,531 --> 00:39:27,521
Good morning.
611
00:39:32,287 --> 00:39:34,700
Did you enjoy yourself at your party?
612
00:39:35,248 --> 00:39:36,238
Yeah.
613
00:39:36,833 --> 00:39:37,823
Good.
614
00:39:39,335 --> 00:39:42,294
I noticed that you were dancing
with Michael Lawson.
615
00:39:44,007 --> 00:39:45,839
Darcy, now that your father's...
616
00:39:47,427 --> 00:39:48,463
We need to be careful.
617
00:39:49,512 --> 00:39:50,844
"Careful."
618
00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:52,755
"We."
619
00:39:52,849 --> 00:39:54,841
You need to be careful about
620
00:39:54,934 --> 00:39:56,641
- who you're seen...
- Touching?
621
00:39:57,103 --> 00:39:58,560
You know what I mean.
622
00:40:00,481 --> 00:40:01,892
Is this coming from my father?
623
00:40:04,444 --> 00:40:07,437
Anything regarding the campaign
is coming from the both of us.
624
00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:11,986
We were just dancing.
625
00:40:16,998 --> 00:40:18,580
All right. [sighs]
626
00:40:20,460 --> 00:40:21,576
Enjoy your breakfast.
627
00:40:29,802 --> 00:40:32,761
[interviewer] Senator, you've been
recently criticized by the NAACP
628
00:40:32,847 --> 00:40:34,884
for your advocacy of racial profiling,
629
00:40:34,974 --> 00:40:38,217
yet you claim that you yourself
have never been racially profiled.
630
00:40:38,311 --> 00:40:39,802
[Vonetta] No, not that I remember.
631
00:40:39,896 --> 00:40:44,516
- Yet, rap mogul Mad Cash...
- Yes. I heard what he had to say.
632
00:40:44,609 --> 00:40:46,851
Calling me a female Uncle Tom.
633
00:40:46,945 --> 00:40:49,437
He is the real problem
in this country today,
634
00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:52,318
superficial and materialistic.
635
00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:54,991
If Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. were alive,
636
00:40:55,078 --> 00:40:56,740
he would be far more upset
637
00:40:56,829 --> 00:41:01,119
with the way young
African-American men dress and act.
638
00:41:01,209 --> 00:41:03,371
Dr. King was a rebel.
639
00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:04,622
Mad Cash isn't.
640
00:41:04,712 --> 00:41:05,953
John,
641
00:41:06,047 --> 00:41:09,336
you cannot have Vonetta Calhoun
stand next to you
642
00:41:09,425 --> 00:41:10,791
when you announce your candidacy.
643
00:41:10,885 --> 00:41:13,377
- I can't?
- She will hurt you
644
00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:15,679
more than she will help you
with the black vote.
645
00:41:15,765 --> 00:41:17,347
"African-American."
646
00:41:17,433 --> 00:41:19,140
African-American, yes.
647
00:41:19,978 --> 00:41:22,971
I see her down the line
as a possible running mate.
648
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,022
That would be crazy, John.
649
00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:28,475
Senator.
650
00:41:30,113 --> 00:41:31,354
What's your real problem, Rob?
651
00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:34,448
That she criticized your rap-star buddy?
652
00:41:36,285 --> 00:41:38,618
Senator, sir...
653
00:41:38,705 --> 00:41:41,288
my rap-star buddy can walk
into any neighborhood,
654
00:41:41,374 --> 00:41:43,661
Caucasian, African-American, Latino,
655
00:41:43,751 --> 00:41:46,915
and not only register votes,
but get you votes.
656
00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:51,215
He's a cultural icon
and a social media phenomenon.
657
00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:55,044
My rap-star buddy... is a billionaire.
658
00:42:00,476 --> 00:42:03,810
I want Vonetta Calhoun standing
next to me when I announce.
659
00:42:08,151 --> 00:42:09,358
And where do you want Judith?
660
00:42:26,627 --> 00:42:28,869
So, I understand you worked
with Lester Garret.
661
00:42:29,589 --> 00:42:32,878
Oh, yes, sir, I interned for him
after I graduated from GW.
662
00:42:32,967 --> 00:42:34,959
That turned
into a full-time position, but...
663
00:42:36,137 --> 00:42:37,673
Well, you know what happened.
664
00:42:38,973 --> 00:42:40,180
Ol' Lester.
665
00:42:41,309 --> 00:42:43,050
I'll say this about Lester Garret,
666
00:42:44,187 --> 00:42:47,305
he went to bed at the end of the day
believing his own bullshit.
667
00:42:47,732 --> 00:42:49,564
And I mean that in a positive way.
668
00:42:50,276 --> 00:42:52,108
- Yes, sir.
- Can I freshen you up?
669
00:42:52,195 --> 00:42:54,812
Oh, no thank you,
I'm still working on this one, sir.
670
00:42:55,531 --> 00:42:58,194
Michael, call me John.
671
00:42:58,284 --> 00:42:59,274
Sure.
672
00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:04,743
I had a tendency to overindulge, so...
673
00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:05,993
It's in the genes.
674
00:43:06,084 --> 00:43:07,200
Is that so.
675
00:43:07,293 --> 00:43:11,128
My father he did a lot of damage
to his liver, to his family...
676
00:43:11,798 --> 00:43:13,039
Were you close with your dad?
677
00:43:13,132 --> 00:43:15,294
No, no, he wasn't around much.
678
00:43:16,469 --> 00:43:17,459
How about your mom?
679
00:43:20,014 --> 00:43:21,721
I had an aunt, her sister.
680
00:43:23,059 --> 00:43:24,049
She was...
681
00:43:26,104 --> 00:43:27,094
kind to me.
682
00:43:32,652 --> 00:43:33,859
Can't pick your family, sir.
683
00:43:33,945 --> 00:43:36,608
[chuckles] Least not
the first time around.
684
00:43:38,491 --> 00:43:40,073
Nothing harder than family.
685
00:43:40,993 --> 00:43:42,325
Nothing more important either.
686
00:43:44,580 --> 00:43:45,741
Family, yes sir.
687
00:43:46,999 --> 00:43:49,912
- And, Michael, call me John.
- Right, yes.
688
00:44:08,104 --> 00:44:09,595
Who's your lady friend over there?
689
00:44:11,149 --> 00:44:12,685
Tanya is her name.
690
00:44:13,109 --> 00:44:14,725
And I am yet to see her naked.
691
00:44:15,361 --> 00:44:16,351
You want that?
692
00:44:19,073 --> 00:44:20,280
Yeah, you want that.
693
00:44:23,452 --> 00:44:24,488
Tanya.
694
00:44:26,831 --> 00:44:27,821
Come here.
695
00:44:44,140 --> 00:44:46,006
I wanna know more about
your friend here.
696
00:44:52,398 --> 00:44:53,388
Rob.
697
00:44:54,734 --> 00:44:55,770
Tanya.
698
00:44:57,028 --> 00:44:58,018
How are you?
699
00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:05,030
- [Darcy] Oh, yeah, I think I saw...
- [Baines] You did, huh?
700
00:45:05,119 --> 00:45:06,735
That's what comes with running a ranch.
701
00:45:06,829 --> 00:45:08,912
- Okay.
- I guess.
702
00:45:08,998 --> 00:45:11,081
- Hey, morning.
- Morning.
703
00:45:13,002 --> 00:45:14,868
- You like eggs?
- Yeah, thank you.
704
00:45:15,296 --> 00:45:16,286
Good.
705
00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:17,461
Then sit.
706
00:45:18,341 --> 00:45:20,048
You remember my daughter, Darcy?
707
00:45:20,635 --> 00:45:21,716
[Michael] I do.
708
00:45:22,845 --> 00:45:24,962
Did I not tell you
she was going to be here?
709
00:45:25,056 --> 00:45:26,592
You did not.
710
00:45:26,682 --> 00:45:29,595
That's because my father
always wanted a son.
711
00:45:30,061 --> 00:45:31,142
[Baines] That's not true.
712
00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:32,970
- I wanted two sons.
- [chuckles]
713
00:45:34,565 --> 00:45:36,227
- Don't burn the eggs.
- [laughs]
714
00:45:40,780 --> 00:45:42,237
It's not gonna pour itself.
715
00:45:43,157 --> 00:45:44,193
Huh?
716
00:45:44,617 --> 00:45:46,574
You look like you could use some.
717
00:45:46,661 --> 00:45:47,868
Oh, thank you.
718
00:45:53,042 --> 00:45:56,126
[Baines] So, Vonetta Calhoun.
719
00:45:57,046 --> 00:45:58,833
- Senator from Virginia.
- Yeah.
720
00:45:59,257 --> 00:46:00,293
Did you see that clip?
721
00:46:00,383 --> 00:46:01,874
The racial profiling thing?
722
00:46:01,968 --> 00:46:03,459
Yeah, I did.
723
00:46:03,552 --> 00:46:04,463
What'd you think?
724
00:46:05,179 --> 00:46:06,966
Honestly,
I think the racial profiling issue
725
00:46:07,056 --> 00:46:09,343
is a lot more complicated
than people are willing to admit.
726
00:46:09,433 --> 00:46:10,594
I know that.
727
00:46:10,685 --> 00:46:11,721
What do you think of her?
728
00:46:14,814 --> 00:46:16,146
The people she's talking about
729
00:46:16,232 --> 00:46:19,600
are way more interested in assimilation
and survival than anything else.
730
00:46:21,737 --> 00:46:25,321
Like, you can't attract young voters
by attacking the way they dress.
731
00:46:32,415 --> 00:46:34,327
- ...so precious.
- Hi.
732
00:46:38,838 --> 00:46:40,921
[man] You only get two...
733
00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:46,547
[Michael] Gertie Hayden,
the cash cow, was old Texas oil.
734
00:46:46,637 --> 00:46:49,095
She had already bankrolled
one ex-president.
735
00:46:54,020 --> 00:46:56,478
I don't trust a man who don't drink.
736
00:46:59,775 --> 00:47:00,765
Yeah.
737
00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:03,810
Okay.
738
00:47:09,076 --> 00:47:10,738
You sure are pretty to look at.
739
00:47:10,828 --> 00:47:12,694
- [chuckles]
- [laughs]
740
00:47:13,622 --> 00:47:15,830
Now, that Reynolds boy, Ron Reynolds.
741
00:47:15,916 --> 00:47:17,157
Rob.
742
00:47:17,793 --> 00:47:20,035
Rob, Ron, whatever the hell his name is.
743
00:47:21,172 --> 00:47:23,630
That boy gives me the heebie-jeebies,
you know what I mean?
744
00:47:24,508 --> 00:47:25,715
I believe in John.
745
00:47:25,801 --> 00:47:28,509
He's a hell of a man
and that's why I'm gonna back him.
746
00:47:30,389 --> 00:47:33,052
Can't stand that wife, though. [sighs]
747
00:47:34,185 --> 00:47:35,972
Now, she is a terrific kid.
748
00:47:37,313 --> 00:47:40,397
When her mama died,
John didn't know what to do.
749
00:47:40,983 --> 00:47:44,397
That little girl, as a seven-year-old,
had more to do with bringing John back
750
00:47:44,487 --> 00:47:46,649
than anything that bitch has ever done.
751
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:49,526
First thing Judith did
after they got married
752
00:47:49,617 --> 00:47:52,280
was to send Darcy away to
a private school in New England.
753
00:47:54,455 --> 00:47:55,821
Don't get me wrong,
754
00:47:55,915 --> 00:47:58,077
Judith has helped his political career,
all right.
755
00:47:58,626 --> 00:48:00,743
But with that little girl away from him,
756
00:48:01,545 --> 00:48:03,582
that just about broke John's heart.
757
00:48:04,507 --> 00:48:05,497
Is that right?
758
00:48:12,431 --> 00:48:15,924
I am so glad John decided
to unite us on this trip.
759
00:48:16,018 --> 00:48:17,475
[laughs]
760
00:48:17,561 --> 00:48:18,847
Come on.
761
00:48:24,777 --> 00:48:30,273
[Rob] And this is the answer
to the post-neocon Tea Party movement
762
00:48:30,366 --> 00:48:31,573
that have hijacked...
763
00:48:31,659 --> 00:48:32,900
[Michael] Back in the capital,
764
00:48:32,993 --> 00:48:35,201
Tanya had agreed to have dinner
with Rob Reynolds
765
00:48:35,287 --> 00:48:36,869
as a favor to Mad Cash.
766
00:48:36,956 --> 00:48:41,496
...family values,
fiscal responsibility, and my baby.
767
00:48:41,585 --> 00:48:44,123
I'm calling all the shots,
and once we get to the White House...
768
00:48:44,213 --> 00:48:46,079
Mad Cash said you know people
in television.
769
00:48:49,677 --> 00:48:50,667
Yeah.
770
00:48:52,054 --> 00:48:54,011
So, do you know anyone
at Access Hollywood
771
00:48:54,098 --> 00:48:56,215
because I think I'd be good at that.
772
00:48:57,184 --> 00:48:59,221
This is the District of Columbia.
773
00:49:00,771 --> 00:49:02,433
So you can't help me with that?
774
00:49:03,399 --> 00:49:05,231
I know people at Fox News.
775
00:49:07,111 --> 00:49:09,398
- Rob!
- Jerry.
776
00:49:11,115 --> 00:49:12,902
Jerry Dodd, Tanya Jones.
777
00:49:12,992 --> 00:49:13,982
Miss Jones.
778
00:49:14,618 --> 00:49:16,029
So, how goes the campaign, Rob?
779
00:49:16,871 --> 00:49:18,237
- What campaign?
- H a!
780
00:49:18,831 --> 00:49:21,915
Rob and I have the same job,
only I'm on a real team.
781
00:49:22,751 --> 00:49:23,707
Speaking of teams.
782
00:49:24,545 --> 00:49:25,786
Isn't that Kenyon Carver?
783
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:29,749
Also known to basketball fans
as Mr. Downtown?
784
00:49:30,759 --> 00:49:31,715
A pleasure.
785
00:49:34,638 --> 00:49:36,174
You don't like your salad?
786
00:50:02,917 --> 00:50:03,907
Get in.
787
00:50:06,504 --> 00:50:09,087
Um, excuse me,
I'm gonna go to the ladies' room.
788
00:50:22,686 --> 00:50:24,097
Look at Kenyon Carver there.
789
00:50:27,399 --> 00:50:29,186
He's the most selfish player
in the league.
790
00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:34,567
He wouldn't pass the salt
to his own mother at the dinner table.
791
00:50:36,951 --> 00:50:38,738
You know, I was never
good at math, Rob.
792
00:50:40,079 --> 00:50:42,662
But subtraction would indicate
you're minus one date.
793
00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:21,784
Did you sleep with that old woman?
794
00:51:28,586 --> 00:51:29,576
No.
795
00:51:43,892 --> 00:51:45,383
[Darcy] This is where it happened.
796
00:51:46,812 --> 00:51:48,053
And I was in the car with her.
797
00:51:50,733 --> 00:51:52,224
She never saw the other car coming.
798
00:52:01,327 --> 00:52:04,365
After the accident,
when I finally went back to school...
799
00:52:05,706 --> 00:52:09,074
the bus would drive past here every day.
800
00:52:09,168 --> 00:52:10,284
and, um...
801
00:52:11,253 --> 00:52:13,620
then one day I just, I...
802
00:52:13,714 --> 00:52:15,205
I broke. I broke down.
803
00:52:17,926 --> 00:52:18,916
Told my father.
804
00:52:21,972 --> 00:52:24,089
You know,
he didn't want me to see that, so...
805
00:52:26,894 --> 00:52:30,137
he used his influence
to have the bus rerouted.
806
00:52:33,734 --> 00:52:36,067
Took 20 minutes longer
to get to school, but...
807
00:52:39,073 --> 00:52:40,780
I never had to go by here again.
808
00:52:51,835 --> 00:52:52,951
You have to promise.
809
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:56,121
To never hurt my father.
810
00:52:58,509 --> 00:52:59,499
Huh?
811
00:53:02,930 --> 00:53:03,920
Promise.
812
00:53:06,684 --> 00:53:07,674
I promise.
813
00:53:31,291 --> 00:53:32,281
This is crazy.
814
00:53:33,127 --> 00:53:34,117
Yeah, it is.
815
00:53:35,879 --> 00:53:37,086
Last time.
816
00:53:40,426 --> 00:53:42,668
Good, yeah, I think that's for the best.
817
00:53:45,723 --> 00:53:47,259
Last time here, Michael.
818
00:53:54,356 --> 00:53:55,813
I don't think I can do this anymore.
819
00:53:57,067 --> 00:53:58,057
It's wrong.
820
00:54:01,655 --> 00:54:03,647
You'll do this until I say stop.
821
00:54:06,326 --> 00:54:09,160
Find us a new place. Not a hotel.
822
00:54:14,334 --> 00:54:16,496
Next time you tell me this is wrong,
823
00:54:18,046 --> 00:54:19,878
I'll tell Rob Reynolds that you raped me.
824
00:54:22,676 --> 00:54:24,463
I'm wearing your DNA right now.
825
00:54:26,388 --> 00:54:27,424
Don't forget that.
826
00:54:31,894 --> 00:54:33,430
Just find a new place.
827
00:54:44,156 --> 00:54:48,617
[scoffs] I just wish more people knew
how easy it was to get this video.
828
00:54:53,874 --> 00:54:54,830
You proud of me?
829
00:54:54,917 --> 00:54:57,455
Yeah, I guess. Jesus, poor dog.
830
00:55:02,841 --> 00:55:04,173
There's more.
831
00:55:04,259 --> 00:55:05,340
What's this?
832
00:55:05,427 --> 00:55:07,214
Peanut butter and roses.
833
00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:09,387
- You know, I...
- [laughs] Here.
834
00:55:11,016 --> 00:55:13,724
"You are a true artist
and a great American. RR."
835
00:55:13,811 --> 00:55:15,473
Rob Reynolds, what a guy.
836
00:55:16,855 --> 00:55:18,312
[Callie] Ain't life grand?
837
00:55:23,821 --> 00:55:25,608
Cal, you sure
this is what you wanna be doing?
838
00:55:26,073 --> 00:55:27,234
Absolutely.
839
00:55:29,159 --> 00:55:30,240
I found my calling.
840
00:55:53,976 --> 00:55:55,888
Michael,
Rob wants to see you in his office.
841
00:56:06,572 --> 00:56:09,064
- You wanted to see me?
- Michael, come on in.
842
00:56:09,449 --> 00:56:10,405
Oh, John.
843
00:56:10,826 --> 00:56:13,113
Tell Rob what you told me
about racial profiling.
844
00:56:13,203 --> 00:56:14,535
Yes, the senator says
845
00:56:14,621 --> 00:56:16,954
that you have an opinion
about Vonetta Calhoun,
846
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:18,781
that you'd like to share.
847
00:56:19,877 --> 00:56:21,288
We're anxious to hear what.
848
00:56:23,213 --> 00:56:27,298
Ah, yeah, um, I think I said the...
the issue is complex.
849
00:56:28,010 --> 00:56:29,376
And the people she's talking about
850
00:56:29,469 --> 00:56:32,428
are more worried about assimilation
and survival than anything else.
851
00:56:35,851 --> 00:56:37,888
Is that it? Did I leave anything out?
852
00:56:37,978 --> 00:56:40,311
Ah, about the young voters.
853
00:56:40,397 --> 00:56:41,729
Uh, you can't attract...
854
00:56:41,815 --> 00:56:45,650
You can't attract young voters
by attacking the way they dress.
855
00:56:47,696 --> 00:56:48,686
Thanks, Michael.
856
00:56:54,703 --> 00:56:57,912
Well, I think Michael's right,
857
00:56:57,998 --> 00:57:00,706
Vonetta Calhoun
is definitely not the way to go.
858
00:57:01,418 --> 00:57:04,502
She's out of the event,
your rap-star buddy is in.
859
00:57:04,588 --> 00:57:06,124
Very good, Senator.
860
00:57:07,007 --> 00:57:08,123
Rob, call me John.
861
00:57:18,518 --> 00:57:19,804
So?
862
00:57:19,895 --> 00:57:22,228
How's Cruella de Vil been treating you?
863
00:57:22,314 --> 00:57:24,931
Uh, with kid gloves.
864
00:57:25,025 --> 00:57:26,357
'Cause she's afraid of you.
865
00:57:26,443 --> 00:57:28,560
I don't... I don't want to talk about it.
866
00:57:31,239 --> 00:57:32,980
Guess who just walked in.
867
00:57:35,786 --> 00:57:37,368
- What's up, man?
- Hey, man.
868
00:57:39,915 --> 00:57:41,781
- So, what's the good word?
- Abstinence.
869
00:57:42,250 --> 00:57:44,162
That's a good word
for people who get laid.
870
00:57:44,252 --> 00:57:46,790
Sadly, for the rest of us,
it's merely a fact of life.
871
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:48,121
What can I get you?
872
00:57:48,215 --> 00:57:51,299
Club soda with, actually,
just a little bit of rum in it.
873
00:57:51,385 --> 00:57:54,048
- Okay. Menu?
- No, no thanks.
874
00:57:54,137 --> 00:57:55,844
- So, how's Callie doing?
- I don't know.
875
00:57:55,931 --> 00:57:58,423
Fine, I guess. Why?
876
00:57:58,934 --> 00:58:01,972
Tell me, was that
a Doberman or a Rottweiler?
877
00:58:03,271 --> 00:58:04,933
Don't ever play poker.
878
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:07,523
So, who's she working for, Jerry Dodd?
879
00:58:08,485 --> 00:58:10,727
No, not quite.
880
00:58:10,821 --> 00:58:11,811
Indeed.
881
00:58:12,572 --> 00:58:15,235
The plot thickens. Okay.
882
00:58:16,493 --> 00:58:18,359
I'm gonna have to order
off the menu for this one.
883
00:58:18,912 --> 00:58:20,619
God, I love dinner theater.
884
00:58:23,750 --> 00:58:24,740
Oh, shit.
885
00:58:25,669 --> 00:58:26,785
It's Darcy.
886
00:58:29,423 --> 00:58:31,085
That's Baines' daughter.
887
00:58:34,594 --> 00:58:35,584
My God.
888
00:58:36,847 --> 00:58:38,679
She's breathtaking.
889
00:58:38,765 --> 00:58:41,348
I mean, not in the
"I wanna fucking bang her" kind of way,
890
00:58:41,435 --> 00:58:46,931
more in the "I wanna hold her and
spoon with her after the fact" way.
891
00:58:49,151 --> 00:58:50,141
Maybe even weep a little.
892
00:58:50,235 --> 00:58:51,942
You mind if I take a rain check
on this one?
893
00:58:52,029 --> 00:58:55,318
- [sputters] Come on, you just got here.
- I'll see you at the fountain later.
894
00:58:55,407 --> 00:58:56,523
You gotta be kidding me.
895
00:58:59,995 --> 00:59:00,906
Hey.
896
00:59:03,665 --> 00:59:04,655
Give me a ride?
897
00:59:23,101 --> 00:59:24,091
That girl you were with,
898
00:59:25,812 --> 00:59:26,928
she was at your party.
899
00:59:29,733 --> 00:59:31,019
She the one who told you about me?
900
00:59:35,739 --> 00:59:37,105
Jeannie's an idiot.
901
00:59:38,533 --> 00:59:39,774
What'd she... what'd she say?
902
00:59:46,083 --> 00:59:47,073
What are you doing?
903
00:59:55,092 --> 00:59:56,583
I can't... I'm... I can't.
904
01:00:05,852 --> 01:00:06,842
Fine.
905
01:01:03,994 --> 01:01:04,984
Come on.
906
01:02:24,241 --> 01:02:25,402
[phone vibrates]
907
01:02:30,121 --> 01:02:32,579
Oh, fuck, Judith. Fuck.
908
01:02:33,917 --> 01:02:35,579
- Callie?
- [phone ringing]
909
01:02:38,755 --> 01:02:40,212
Hey, Callie, I'm glad you called.
910
01:02:40,298 --> 01:02:42,711
I'm wondering, can you be
out of the apartment tomo...
911
01:02:46,179 --> 01:02:47,636
What?
912
01:02:56,231 --> 01:02:58,564
I'm so sorry, you're gonna be okay,
don't worry.
913
01:03:02,654 --> 01:03:05,488
Callie! Callie, what happened?
914
01:03:31,266 --> 01:03:32,598
Can I help you?
915
01:03:36,187 --> 01:03:38,019
I'm gonna fucking kill him,
you understand me?
916
01:03:38,106 --> 01:03:39,722
- He's dead!
- What are you talking about?
917
01:03:39,816 --> 01:03:41,352
Why don't you go fucking ask Rob.
918
01:03:41,443 --> 01:03:43,355
Rob? Okay, wait, I'm coming with you.
919
01:03:43,445 --> 01:03:44,435
No.
920
01:03:45,780 --> 01:03:46,770
Don't.
921
01:03:46,865 --> 01:03:49,027
- Callie...
- Get the fuck away from me!
922
01:03:56,791 --> 01:03:58,748
[Michael] Rob Reynolds
had been humiliated.
923
01:04:00,754 --> 01:04:03,462
What he had done to Tanya
he did for personal reasons,
924
01:04:04,924 --> 01:04:06,711
and that made it all the more unsettling.
925
01:04:06,801 --> 01:04:09,589
- [woman] Stop it! Stop it!
- Help me, help! Help!
926
01:04:09,679 --> 01:04:10,965
[Callie] They posted it online?
927
01:04:11,056 --> 01:04:13,218
It's not good enough that they beat her
to a bloody pulp,
928
01:04:13,308 --> 01:04:14,515
they had to post it online too?
929
01:04:14,601 --> 01:04:16,843
There's no way in hell
I'm letting him get away with this.
930
01:04:16,936 --> 01:04:18,472
I'm taking Tanya home.
931
01:04:18,563 --> 01:04:22,398
And then as soon as I get back here,
oh-ho-ho, I'm gonna fix this.
932
01:04:22,484 --> 01:04:25,352
And then we're getting out of here
for good, so pack your shit!
933
01:04:25,445 --> 01:04:28,984
What... we... what are you talk... Callie!
What are you talking about?
934
01:04:29,074 --> 01:04:30,110
Callie!
935
01:04:31,910 --> 01:04:32,900
Fuck.
936
01:04:37,499 --> 01:04:40,207
- [knocking on door]
- [sighs]
937
01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:45,584
Goddamn it, cocksucker.
Who the fuck is knocking on my door?
938
01:04:49,260 --> 01:04:51,252
Oh. Hello, Mother.
939
01:04:52,847 --> 01:04:54,679
I'm sorry,
I think I have the wrong apartment.
940
01:04:54,766 --> 01:04:58,555
Are you sure? Because I'm not
the only one that lives here.
941
01:04:59,396 --> 01:05:01,012
Yeah, I'm sure it's the wrong apartment.
942
01:05:01,106 --> 01:05:03,439
Hey, you look familiar.
943
01:05:04,609 --> 01:05:06,225
Are you a friend of Michael's?
944
01:05:06,903 --> 01:05:08,769
No, just a little lost.
945
01:05:08,863 --> 01:05:11,105
- Maybe I could help.
- No thank you.
946
01:05:12,951 --> 01:05:14,908
Okay, well, you have a blessed day!
947
01:05:24,212 --> 01:05:26,670
- [phone ringing]
- Michael Lawson.
948
01:05:26,756 --> 01:05:28,122
Is in big trouble.
949
01:05:28,216 --> 01:05:30,128
- Hey.
- Where were you?
950
01:05:30,218 --> 01:05:33,632
I'm sorry Reynolds called me
into his office, I lost track of time.
951
01:05:34,139 --> 01:05:36,631
Who was that annoying girl
that answered your door?
952
01:05:37,809 --> 01:05:39,016
[muttering] Fuck.
953
01:05:39,102 --> 01:05:41,139
Uh, that was my roommate.
954
01:05:41,229 --> 01:05:42,811
She was not supposed to be there.
955
01:05:42,897 --> 01:05:43,887
Is she your lover?
956
01:05:43,982 --> 01:05:45,018
No, she's a lesbian.
957
01:05:45,108 --> 01:05:46,019
Get rid of her.
958
01:05:46,109 --> 01:05:47,691
Well, I thought I had.
959
01:05:47,777 --> 01:05:49,268
Just make it happen.
960
01:05:54,659 --> 01:05:55,649
[phone ringing]
961
01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:00,070
Yeah?
962
01:06:00,665 --> 01:06:01,906
Hey, it's me.
963
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:02,865
Yeah.
964
01:06:02,959 --> 01:06:04,416
Well, you were supposed to clear out.
965
01:06:04,502 --> 01:06:05,663
Why?
966
01:06:06,504 --> 01:06:07,665
I think you know why.
967
01:06:08,339 --> 01:06:09,671
Chanel No. 5?
968
01:06:09,757 --> 01:06:10,713
We met.
969
01:06:11,301 --> 01:06:12,462
Leave it alone, Cal.
970
01:06:14,762 --> 01:06:15,878
Look...
971
01:06:15,972 --> 01:06:17,713
I just have to drive Tanya home,
972
01:06:17,807 --> 01:06:20,345
and then you can have the place
all to yourself.
973
01:06:21,227 --> 01:06:22,343
How is Tanya?
974
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:25,813
That should have been your first concern.
975
01:07:10,818 --> 01:07:12,150
[Jerry] This better be good.
976
01:07:12,237 --> 01:07:14,604
I was in the middle
of an amazing massage.
977
01:07:16,241 --> 01:07:19,154
Well... I've got something I'm selling
to the highest bidder,
978
01:07:19,244 --> 01:07:20,405
if you know what I mean.
979
01:07:20,495 --> 01:07:22,703
Okay, so what do you got?
980
01:07:22,789 --> 01:07:26,123
It will destroy Rob Reynolds
and the entire Baines campaign.
981
01:07:27,919 --> 01:07:29,455
I might have an investor.
982
01:07:30,463 --> 01:07:32,671
Tell me what you have
and I'll tell you what it's worth.
983
01:07:34,801 --> 01:07:35,882
So, what do you got?
984
01:07:38,805 --> 01:07:39,841
[chuckling]
985
01:07:49,816 --> 01:07:51,773
- [Darcy] Take me away from here.
- [Michael] Huh?
986
01:07:51,859 --> 01:07:53,145
[Darcy] Take me to your place.
987
01:07:55,154 --> 01:07:56,736
[Michael] I can't, I have a roommate.
988
01:07:57,865 --> 01:07:59,606
[Darcy] Then take me to a hotel.
989
01:08:01,911 --> 01:08:06,372
That's not... We can't start sneaking
around like that, Darcy.
990
01:08:06,457 --> 01:08:07,743
That's just not a good idea.
991
01:08:17,176 --> 01:08:19,338
I should go, and you should get back.
992
01:08:29,981 --> 01:08:32,268
My father is going to make
his announcement tomorrow.
993
01:08:36,654 --> 01:08:37,644
I know.
994
01:08:42,035 --> 01:08:43,196
I want you to take me.
995
01:08:48,666 --> 01:08:50,908
I don't think the campaign wants that.
996
01:08:59,594 --> 01:09:00,801
It's what I want.
997
01:09:03,514 --> 01:09:04,880
[sighs] Darcy.
998
01:09:21,157 --> 01:09:22,318
I love you.
999
01:09:51,562 --> 01:09:52,894
[Michael] Darcy, I love you.
1000
01:09:54,524 --> 01:09:55,731
I wanted to say it.
1001
01:09:56,859 --> 01:09:57,940
But I couldn't.
1002
01:10:03,783 --> 01:10:05,319
I was thinking about Dallas.
1003
01:10:06,285 --> 01:10:07,742
Being in their kitchen with them.
1004
01:10:09,205 --> 01:10:10,696
Having breakfast together.
1005
01:10:10,790 --> 01:10:13,123
Me, Darcy and Baines.
1006
01:10:13,710 --> 01:10:14,996
How happy they seemed.
1007
01:10:16,421 --> 01:10:18,788
How happy I felt, how...
1008
01:10:18,881 --> 01:10:20,964
- I'm not happy.
- Jesus Christ!
1009
01:10:21,050 --> 01:10:23,588
- What exactly do you think you're doing?
- Judith...
1010
01:10:23,678 --> 01:10:25,260
I want this to stop.
1011
01:10:26,097 --> 01:10:27,963
I... I don't know what you mean.
1012
01:10:28,391 --> 01:10:30,599
You don't know
what you're dealing with, Michael.
1013
01:10:30,685 --> 01:10:32,051
This is not about us.
1014
01:10:33,146 --> 01:10:36,560
This is about Darcy
and she is an extremely troubled girl.
1015
01:10:37,525 --> 01:10:39,187
I don't know what you're talking about.
1016
01:10:40,695 --> 01:10:41,651
Look...
1017
01:10:42,238 --> 01:10:43,820
You have a future if you want it,
1018
01:10:43,906 --> 01:10:46,193
you can go on the road
and campaign with John.
1019
01:10:46,284 --> 01:10:48,116
And I promise to leave you alone.
1020
01:10:48,661 --> 01:10:51,699
But this country needs my husband
and the only thing Darcy
1021
01:10:51,789 --> 01:10:54,657
will bring you or this campaign is down.
1022
01:11:01,799 --> 01:11:03,210
What do you mean she's troubled?
1023
01:11:07,180 --> 01:11:09,923
She tried to kill me,
that's why she was sent away.
1024
01:11:12,059 --> 01:11:13,470
She tried to kill you.
1025
01:11:15,688 --> 01:11:17,350
- You're fucking lying.
- Look at me.
1026
01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:22,191
When she was 14,
1027
01:11:22,278 --> 01:11:24,486
- she attacked me at the dinner table.
- Attacked you?
1028
01:11:24,572 --> 01:11:25,562
Stabbed me in the hand,
1029
01:11:25,656 --> 01:11:27,522
could've cut me to ribbons
if John hadn't...
1030
01:11:28,493 --> 01:11:30,780
Well, look,
something you may not have noticed.
1031
01:11:37,835 --> 01:11:38,825
Shit.
1032
01:11:46,427 --> 01:11:47,793
Now, why... why would she do that?
1033
01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:49,385
I'm not getting into it.
1034
01:11:53,100 --> 01:11:54,341
Why should I believe you, then?
1035
01:11:59,273 --> 01:12:00,354
I'm through with you.
1036
01:12:01,108 --> 01:12:02,189
With this.
1037
01:12:05,196 --> 01:12:07,358
We won't be seeing each other
anymore, okay?
1038
01:12:10,117 --> 01:12:12,655
And I'm... I'm sorry I snapped and...
1039
01:12:13,579 --> 01:12:15,241
threatened you, but...
1040
01:12:20,336 --> 01:12:21,952
I felt something for you and...
1041
01:12:25,132 --> 01:12:26,839
It made me feel ugly.
1042
01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:32,171
Anyway, it's done now.
1043
01:12:33,182 --> 01:12:36,516
You see the scar
and you know I'm telling the truth.
1044
01:12:44,694 --> 01:12:46,356
You want to run for Congress, right?
1045
01:12:47,905 --> 01:12:48,895
Am I right?
1046
01:12:52,994 --> 01:12:54,405
We can make that happen.
1047
01:12:56,455 --> 01:12:59,493
But are you willing to make
the necessary sacrifices, Michael?
1048
01:13:03,504 --> 01:13:04,494
Think about it.
1049
01:13:12,513 --> 01:13:13,424
What's up?
1050
01:13:14,891 --> 01:13:16,348
Billy, come in.
1051
01:13:16,434 --> 01:13:18,300
- What's up?
- Come on. Have a seat.
1052
01:13:18,394 --> 01:13:20,351
- Did I do something?
- No, it's okay. Sit down.
1053
01:13:20,813 --> 01:13:25,274
We have a snitch at Jerry Dodd's office.
1054
01:13:25,359 --> 01:13:28,443
Said someone came to see him,
said she has something...
1055
01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:30,771
that can destroy Baines.
1056
01:13:31,115 --> 01:13:33,482
- She... who we talking about?
- Billy,
1057
01:13:33,576 --> 01:13:37,160
there are 270 million guns
in the United States of America.
1058
01:13:40,041 --> 01:13:41,157
That's one of them.
1059
01:13:44,378 --> 01:13:45,289
Callie?
1060
01:13:47,632 --> 01:13:48,713
Callie, you back?
1061
01:13:57,475 --> 01:13:58,386
Callie?
1062
01:14:30,132 --> 01:14:31,122
[Callie] Michael,
1063
01:14:31,509 --> 01:14:34,172
I wanted to let you know that I am leaving
1064
01:14:34,261 --> 01:14:38,676
because you have broken my heart
and now I feel the need to save you.
1065
01:14:38,766 --> 01:14:40,428
And make some serious money.
1066
01:14:41,102 --> 01:14:42,183
So...
1067
01:14:42,687 --> 01:14:43,677
Well...
1068
01:14:44,105 --> 01:14:46,518
I recorded you with Judith Baines.
1069
01:14:47,274 --> 01:14:48,890
[laughs] I'm kind of surprised...
1070
01:14:48,985 --> 01:14:51,318
- Oh, Jesus Christ.
- ...have sex with you here.
1071
01:14:51,404 --> 01:14:54,647
- But, at the end of the day...
- Oh, fuck.
1072
01:14:56,659 --> 01:14:59,572
I forgive you, all right?
I forgive you for losing your way.
1073
01:14:59,662 --> 01:15:01,073
I mean, we'll split the money.
1074
01:15:01,163 --> 01:15:03,280
...go off somewhere together
like we always...
1075
01:15:04,375 --> 01:15:07,618
...interesting video and I'm going
to sell it to the highest bidder.
1076
01:15:07,712 --> 01:15:11,501
Now, this is partially both of our faults,
but what were you thinking?
1077
01:15:12,883 --> 01:15:16,502
I mean, I forgive you, all right?
I forgive you for you losing your way.
1078
01:15:17,388 --> 01:15:21,974
I have to do this for both of us, okay?
I mean, we'll split the money and...
1079
01:15:22,059 --> 01:15:25,097
You know, we'll go off somewhere
together, like we always talked about.
1080
01:15:25,187 --> 01:15:27,804
- We can be completely different people...
- Oh, fuck.
1081
01:15:39,744 --> 01:15:40,780
Hello?
1082
01:15:44,540 --> 01:15:45,576
Check the windows.
1083
01:15:46,500 --> 01:15:48,162
Michael, Michael, Michael.
1084
01:15:50,296 --> 01:15:52,253
Come on, Michael, pick up the phone.
1085
01:15:52,965 --> 01:15:55,423
Come on, Callie. Pick up.
Pick the fuck up.
1086
01:15:56,594 --> 01:15:59,382
- [disconnected tone]
- Fuck, fuck. Fuck! Fuck!
1087
01:15:59,472 --> 01:16:01,054
[phone ringing]
1088
01:16:04,268 --> 01:16:05,224
Hello?
1089
01:16:05,686 --> 01:16:07,348
Michael? Where are you?
1090
01:16:09,106 --> 01:16:11,849
Rob, I'm sorry, I'm handling this.
1091
01:16:11,942 --> 01:16:13,683
Handling what?
1092
01:16:13,778 --> 01:16:16,771
- I'm not stupid.
- No, I am.
1093
01:16:17,323 --> 01:16:19,030
What do you want? I'm willing to pay.
1094
01:16:19,116 --> 01:16:21,153
This was not me,
I had nothing to do with this, Rob.
1095
01:16:21,243 --> 01:16:25,112
Really? 'Cause from what I'm hearing,
you play a major role.
1096
01:16:25,206 --> 01:16:26,913
I'm taking care of this, I promise.
1097
01:16:26,999 --> 01:16:29,867
Where are you, Michael?
Where's Callie? I need to talk to her.
1098
01:16:33,047 --> 01:16:34,037
Fuck.
1099
01:17:41,448 --> 01:17:44,191
- Shh! Shh!
- Michael! What the fuck are you doing?
1100
01:17:44,285 --> 01:17:46,322
What the fuck am I doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
1101
01:17:46,412 --> 01:17:47,744
- We need to leave.
- No, no,
1102
01:17:47,830 --> 01:17:49,162
you need to give me that drive.
1103
01:17:49,248 --> 01:17:50,409
You need to give me the camera.
1104
01:17:50,499 --> 01:17:53,207
You need to erase that fucking tape
off of wherever else it is.
1105
01:17:53,711 --> 01:17:55,452
- [scoffs]
- Callie!
1106
01:17:55,546 --> 01:17:56,457
- What?
- Callie.
1107
01:17:56,547 --> 01:17:57,412
- What?
- Callie.
1108
01:17:57,506 --> 01:17:59,247
- Please.
- What is your problem?
1109
01:17:59,341 --> 01:18:02,709
- You've gotta give me every copy you...
- Every copy of what, Michael?
1110
01:18:10,102 --> 01:18:11,092
Michael, who is this?
1111
01:18:14,190 --> 01:18:15,271
This is Callie.
1112
01:18:15,941 --> 01:18:18,979
Callie, this is Darcy,
Senator Baines' daughter.
1113
01:18:20,696 --> 01:18:21,732
[laughing]
1114
01:18:24,366 --> 01:18:26,028
Oh, that's fucking...
1115
01:18:27,953 --> 01:18:29,489
I'm an old friend of Michael's.
1116
01:18:35,878 --> 01:18:36,789
What is this?
1117
01:18:37,379 --> 01:18:38,995
I'm here to take you to the announcement.
1118
01:18:39,632 --> 01:18:42,420
That's for Judith, actually.
1119
01:18:45,137 --> 01:18:46,253
Michael, what's going on?
1120
01:18:47,264 --> 01:18:48,254
[Callie] I need to leave.
1121
01:18:50,476 --> 01:18:51,842
Michael, are you coming with me?
1122
01:18:58,734 --> 01:18:59,724
Michael.
1123
01:19:01,820 --> 01:19:02,810
No.
1124
01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:11,031
Okay.
1125
01:19:11,580 --> 01:19:12,616
Suit yourself.
1126
01:19:14,833 --> 01:19:15,823
I'll see you later.
1127
01:19:18,128 --> 01:19:19,335
'Cause you're gonna call me.
1128
01:19:20,839 --> 01:19:21,955
We should go.
1129
01:19:23,217 --> 01:19:24,333
To the announcement?
1130
01:19:24,426 --> 01:19:25,633
Inside.
1131
01:19:36,355 --> 01:19:37,436
[Baines] Thank you.
1132
01:19:41,068 --> 01:19:42,400
Thank you.
1133
01:19:44,738 --> 01:19:46,695
Thank you, thank you.
1134
01:19:47,992 --> 01:19:49,699
Thank you, thank you very much.
1135
01:19:49,785 --> 01:19:51,993
It is an honor to be here with you today.
1136
01:19:52,538 --> 01:19:54,154
I'm humbled by the experience.
1137
01:19:54,999 --> 01:19:58,117
I don't need to tell you
that we live in trying times.
1138
01:19:58,669 --> 01:20:01,002
The challenges facing our great country,
1139
01:20:01,088 --> 01:20:03,922
rising unemployment, runaway inflation,
1140
01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:06,257
diminishing opportunities
1141
01:20:06,343 --> 01:20:10,212
are tearing at the very fabric
of our American families.
1142
01:20:10,306 --> 01:20:13,049
And I know how important
family is to all of us.
1143
01:20:13,142 --> 01:20:14,974
[Judith moaning on video]
1144
01:20:27,823 --> 01:20:30,361
Was this before
or after we were together?
1145
01:20:39,084 --> 01:20:40,416
[gasping]
1146
01:20:41,962 --> 01:20:46,002
The United Party is a conservative party.
1147
01:20:46,091 --> 01:20:47,923
We share the same core values.
1148
01:20:49,636 --> 01:20:54,222
We can embrace traditional morals
without falling prey to bigotry.
1149
01:20:54,308 --> 01:20:55,844
- [audience cheering]
- We can.
1150
01:21:01,482 --> 01:21:04,225
- [applause continues]
- Or worse... Or worse...
1151
01:21:05,486 --> 01:21:10,606
allowing bigots to hide behind
our honestly held principles.
1152
01:21:13,452 --> 01:21:14,488
[Michael] Darcy.
1153
01:21:17,915 --> 01:21:19,326
You promised me.
1154
01:21:22,127 --> 01:21:23,618
I didn't know Callie was filming us.
1155
01:21:27,049 --> 01:21:30,008
We want God and we want faith.
1156
01:21:30,094 --> 01:21:34,464
We don't want fear, and heaven knows,
we've had too much hate.
1157
01:21:37,518 --> 01:21:39,760
And we have room...
1158
01:21:39,853 --> 01:21:44,814
We have room for everyone,
because we are everyone.
1159
01:21:44,900 --> 01:21:47,483
Everyone who has ever worked hard,
1160
01:21:47,569 --> 01:21:49,561
everyone who has ever pushed open
1161
01:21:49,655 --> 01:21:51,738
the doors of opportunity for themselves.
1162
01:21:52,157 --> 01:21:54,615
We believe in the American dream!
1163
01:21:56,495 --> 01:21:58,407
We believe in America!
1164
01:22:03,085 --> 01:22:04,075
Leave.
1165
01:22:11,009 --> 01:22:12,216
Use the back door.
1166
01:22:14,847 --> 01:22:16,759
That's what we tell the help to do.
1167
01:22:24,398 --> 01:22:26,811
As a member of the United Party,
1168
01:22:26,900 --> 01:22:29,313
I, John Boland Baines,
1169
01:22:29,403 --> 01:22:31,861
announce my candidacy
1170
01:22:31,947 --> 01:22:34,735
for president
of the United States of America.
1171
01:22:37,953 --> 01:22:39,114
Thank you.
1172
01:22:45,752 --> 01:22:47,038
Thank you!
1173
01:22:51,675 --> 01:22:53,917
[crowd chanting] Baines! Baines! Baines!
1174
01:22:54,011 --> 01:22:55,627
[Baines] The United Party!
1175
01:22:55,721 --> 01:22:57,633
[crowd continues chanting]
1176
01:22:57,723 --> 01:22:59,339
I have to take care of something.
1177
01:23:00,350 --> 01:23:04,139
[crowd] Baines! Baines! Baines!
1178
01:23:04,229 --> 01:23:06,937
- [crowd cheering]
- [Baines] Thank you. Thank you!
1179
01:23:07,024 --> 01:23:08,686
[Judith] Do you think Michael
was in on it?
1180
01:23:08,775 --> 01:23:11,233
[Rob] I don't know,
but it doesn't really matter now, does it?
1181
01:23:11,320 --> 01:23:13,812
- Where is he?
- I was hoping you could tell me.
1182
01:23:19,244 --> 01:23:22,362
- [phone ringing]
- Yeah?
1183
01:24:08,877 --> 01:24:09,867
Wait here.
1184
01:24:18,595 --> 01:24:19,585
Darcy?
1185
01:24:21,139 --> 01:24:22,129
Darcy?
1186
01:24:24,601 --> 01:24:25,591
I'm in here.
1187
01:24:36,238 --> 01:24:37,524
Oh, there he is, come here.
1188
01:24:37,614 --> 01:24:39,196
- Rob...
- The fuck are you doing, huh?
1189
01:24:39,283 --> 01:24:40,569
What the fuck is wrong with you?
1190
01:24:40,659 --> 01:24:42,275
You wanna fucking ruin everything?
1191
01:24:42,369 --> 01:24:43,735
You and that dyke cunt.
1192
01:24:49,376 --> 01:24:50,366
Darcy.
1193
01:24:52,629 --> 01:24:53,619
What?
1194
01:24:55,757 --> 01:24:56,964
We need to talk.
1195
01:24:58,802 --> 01:24:59,963
Where's Michael?
1196
01:25:04,391 --> 01:25:05,802
Michael's on the TV.
1197
01:25:09,021 --> 01:25:10,011
Darcy.
1198
01:25:13,942 --> 01:25:14,978
Darcy.
1199
01:25:17,279 --> 01:25:19,862
No, no, no.
1200
01:25:19,948 --> 01:25:22,110
Okay, you need to calm down.
1201
01:25:22,200 --> 01:25:24,317
It's okay, just please calm down.
1202
01:25:25,412 --> 01:25:26,744
No, Darcy.
1203
01:25:26,830 --> 01:25:27,946
Darcy!
1204
01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:29,747
I'm gonna take care of this, I promise
1205
01:25:39,009 --> 01:25:40,250
[screaming]
1206
01:25:43,138 --> 01:25:44,549
Oh, my God.
1207
01:25:45,098 --> 01:25:46,339
Oh, my God.
1208
01:25:47,184 --> 01:25:49,267
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1209
01:25:50,395 --> 01:25:52,136
- [screams]
- [Judith] Oh, my God!
1210
01:25:52,230 --> 01:25:54,768
[sobbing]
1211
01:25:55,734 --> 01:25:57,976
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- [Darcy] No, no, no!
1212
01:26:00,864 --> 01:26:02,730
- Oh, my God.
- [Darcy] No, no, no!
1213
01:26:04,117 --> 01:26:05,233
Judith?
1214
01:26:05,327 --> 01:26:06,568
Why, Michael?
1215
01:26:09,164 --> 01:26:10,871
- [Darcy] Michael!
- [Rob] What happened?
1216
01:26:10,957 --> 01:26:11,868
Fuck!
1217
01:26:12,834 --> 01:26:13,995
- Fuck!
- [Darcy] I'm sorry.
1218
01:26:14,086 --> 01:26:15,793
[Judith] Darcy, put down the knife.
1219
01:26:15,879 --> 01:26:17,996
No, no, no. Darcy, give me the knife.
1220
01:26:18,090 --> 01:26:20,423
- No! We have to take him to the hospital.
- Give me the knife!
1221
01:26:21,635 --> 01:26:22,716
[Darcy] Michael!
1222
01:26:22,803 --> 01:26:25,216
Darcy, listen to me, Darcy!
1223
01:26:25,305 --> 01:26:28,139
Listen to me, you're gonna have to
listen to me, okay, both of you.
1224
01:26:28,225 --> 01:26:29,636
Darcy, listen to him.
1225
01:26:56,586 --> 01:26:57,793
Open it.
1226
01:27:07,139 --> 01:27:09,677
They're gonna get you an ambulance
and you're gonna be okay.
1227
01:27:09,766 --> 01:27:11,473
You're gonna be okay, promise!
1228
01:27:12,060 --> 01:27:13,301
You're gonna be okay.
1229
01:27:14,062 --> 01:27:17,055
Michael, okay, you're gonna be all right,
I promise.
1230
01:27:17,149 --> 01:27:19,141
- Put him in the car.
- [Michael groaning]
1231
01:27:19,234 --> 01:27:21,351
No, no, he needs an ambulance.
1232
01:27:21,445 --> 01:27:23,562
Darcy, you have to trust Rob.
1233
01:27:23,655 --> 01:27:25,521
You're gonna have to trust Rob.
1234
01:27:26,074 --> 01:27:28,817
- We have to trust Rob.
- [Michael screaming]
1235
01:27:48,263 --> 01:27:50,425
[Michael breathing raggedly]
1236
01:27:58,648 --> 01:28:00,059
Dodd shit his pants.
1237
01:28:00,609 --> 01:28:03,101
He's probably still in the parking garage
counting to 10,000.
1238
01:28:03,195 --> 01:28:04,231
Good.
1239
01:28:05,363 --> 01:28:06,479
Callie?
1240
01:28:08,700 --> 01:28:11,238
That flash drive she had,
that the only one, Michael?
1241
01:28:11,828 --> 01:28:14,866
Anything happens to me,
The Washington Post gets a package.
1242
01:28:18,627 --> 01:28:20,163
You're full of shit.
1243
01:28:29,805 --> 01:28:31,467
Were gonna drop him
on the side of the road.
1244
01:28:31,556 --> 01:28:32,672
Wait, what?
1245
01:28:33,099 --> 01:28:35,967
Call 911 with your dummy phone
and they'll come get him.
1246
01:28:36,061 --> 01:28:38,098
They'll take you to the hospital,
fix you up.
1247
01:28:38,188 --> 01:28:39,645
Can you hold on for that long?
1248
01:28:39,731 --> 01:28:41,688
I don't know, I don't know.
1249
01:28:41,775 --> 01:28:44,984
And when the cops come, you tell them
1250
01:28:45,070 --> 01:28:47,983
the person who stabbed you
was male, Caucasian.
1251
01:28:48,824 --> 01:28:50,531
- Darcy.
- You understand, Michael?
1252
01:28:55,831 --> 01:28:57,697
[Rob] Get his watch and his wallet,
everything.
1253
01:29:06,508 --> 01:29:08,420
I should have gone with him
to the hospital.
1254
01:29:09,052 --> 01:29:10,634
Rob will take care of it.
1255
01:29:14,182 --> 01:29:16,344
It was an accident, I wasn't trying...
1256
01:29:16,434 --> 01:29:17,800
[Judith] Are you gonna help me?
1257
01:29:18,478 --> 01:29:20,310
Are you gonna help your father?
1258
01:29:21,314 --> 01:29:23,055
Is he gonna send me away again?
1259
01:29:25,735 --> 01:29:27,101
Look at me.
1260
01:29:27,654 --> 01:29:28,895
Look at me.
1261
01:29:30,198 --> 01:29:32,815
No one is getting sent away,
do you understand?
1262
01:29:37,706 --> 01:29:40,574
- [sobbing]
- No one is getting sent away.
1263
01:29:44,337 --> 01:29:46,579
We are gonna be the First-fucking-Family.
1264
01:29:56,349 --> 01:29:57,760
Now, go get a mop.
1265
01:30:05,901 --> 01:30:07,688
[Rob] We play this right...
1266
01:30:08,778 --> 01:30:10,235
You listening, Michael?
1267
01:30:11,364 --> 01:30:13,526
- Mm-hmm.
- Play this right,
1268
01:30:14,242 --> 01:30:15,358
and we all win.
1269
01:30:17,746 --> 01:30:18,736
Callie.
1270
01:30:18,830 --> 01:30:20,196
No.
1271
01:30:20,290 --> 01:30:21,406
Darcy.
1272
01:30:22,375 --> 01:30:23,991
You think about Darcy.
1273
01:30:47,943 --> 01:30:49,059
Hey.
1274
01:30:50,278 --> 01:30:52,816
Ah, a declaration of your love for me?
1275
01:30:54,407 --> 01:30:56,694
Your friend Michael, the good-looking one,
1276
01:30:56,993 --> 01:30:59,485
he dropped this off.
Told me to give it to you.
1277
01:31:10,131 --> 01:31:11,372
[Michael] Dear Kevin,
1278
01:31:11,466 --> 01:31:13,298
there's a very good chance
that after tonight
1279
01:31:13,385 --> 01:31:14,671
you will not see me again.
1280
01:31:16,763 --> 01:31:19,551
If that is the case,
do your old college roommate a solid.
1281
01:31:22,018 --> 01:31:25,386
When the time is right,
tell Darcy Baines I'm sorry.
1282
01:31:25,480 --> 01:31:27,893
And that I never meant
to hurt her or her father.
1283
01:31:29,067 --> 01:31:30,183
Tell her what I couldn't.
1284
01:31:31,319 --> 01:31:32,605
That I loved her,
1285
01:31:32,696 --> 01:31:35,279
and that the happiest moments of my life
were spent with her.
1286
01:31:51,840 --> 01:31:54,127
That's all the details you get, my friend.
1287
01:31:58,179 --> 01:31:59,420
[coughing]
1288
01:31:59,973 --> 01:32:01,965
I was gonna be a player in this town,
1289
01:32:03,101 --> 01:32:05,559
and Callie, Callie was gonna...
1290
01:32:07,063 --> 01:32:09,020
Well, needless to say...
1291
01:32:09,774 --> 01:32:11,265
it hasn't worked out.
1292
01:32:20,827 --> 01:32:21,908
[gasping]
1293
01:32:26,332 --> 01:32:27,994
[sirens wailing in distance]
1294
01:33:05,830 --> 01:33:07,867
[sirens approaching]
1295
01:33:08,305 --> 01:33:14,544
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