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Happy wedding day!
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Laura and Paul are just so perfect
for each other. It's amazing.
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So, it's going to be a great day.
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This is Lee who
used to go out with Becky.
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We were together
four and a half years.
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Yeah, Steve told me all about
you. Has he? Nah.
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We can't find Paul. Me and him had
a bit of a drink last night.
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I left him to it, so I hope he's OK.
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I want to kick this thing until it dies!
Stop kicking it now, Paul.
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What happened to Paul?
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Where did he stay last night?
Here.
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I went into his room.
It hasn't been slept in.
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Really?
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You can't be here.
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Hi.
'How's it going?'
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Hmm. You tell me.
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I'm stood in the lobby
and I look like a ladyboy.
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What, a sexy one or a sad one?
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'A sad one.'
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Step to your left.
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Oh, my God.
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You look amazing.
Where are you?
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Yeah, it's just through there.
Have a cool one.
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Oh, you've got to pull it.
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Ah, great to see you. Good luck.
Thanks for coming. Good luck, mate.
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What did you just say?
"Have a cool one."
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Have... Have a cool one? Yeah, have a
cool one, have a cool wedding.
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It's my thing I've been telling people.
Oh, Jesus.
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Shut up. It's friendly, welcoming.
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I'm the best man, I want them
to have a cool one.
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How's Laura?
She's good, yeah,
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she's fine. She's having a cool one.
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Oh, God, he's here.
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Who?
He's coming towards you. Who?
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Graham. Lovely to see you
again. Great weather, isn't it?
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Is Paul through there?
Yep.
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You've... got to pull it.
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Good luck with that.
Thanks.
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Hello, Graham, nice to see you.
Yes.
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Hello, Paul.
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How are your new shoes?
Killing me...
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Becks! We're doing one on
the stairs!
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Yeah, I'm coming!
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Well, enjoy your trip in the limo.
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You're funny.
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You're going in a limo with
Laura dressed like a ladyboy.
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You really think you're funny,
don't you? Yeah...
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Argh!
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See you later, yeah?
That hurt!
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Have a cool one.
Shut up!
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Shall we go for a kebab?
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All right?
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Steve...
Yep, coming.
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All right, Steve?
Say hello to the camera.
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Hello.
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Tell us what you're doing.
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Putting my shoe on.
Excellent.
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Are you zooming in on my face?
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Yeah. Great(!)
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Steve!
Yep.
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OK, can all you lovely ladies
look as lovely as can be?
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Lovely, that's lovely. Very
nice. Excellent.
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Keep those lovely smiles up.
Wonderful. Just one more.
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Was Bianca's mouth shut?
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Yeah. Was it? Yeah.
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I'll be checking the photos.
It was shut.
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OK, big smiles now. Not you.
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After three, everyone say
"cheesy feet".
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One, two, three...
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Cheesy feet!
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Lovely.
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Are we done?
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Graham, these are our ushers.
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Paul's old, old friend Keith...
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Oi, less of the old!
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Ha-ha-ha!
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Paul's brother Ian.
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Different dad,
so half brothers, technically.
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Not that it matters.
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This is Paul's friend Graham
from the gym.
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He's one of our witnesses today.
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He works for the council.
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Not quite, Paul.
I'm a local councillor.
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Councillor, yeah,
so you work for the council.
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Do we have to go through this again?
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Steve, would you like me
to attach your corsage? OK.
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Oi, I was just telling Ian
how you met Laura.
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Oh, good, yes, took her to Pizza
Express. No expense spared(!)
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Where did you go after that, Paul?
A Wetherspoon's?
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Yeah.
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I've actually done
a spot of canvassing
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for the Liberal Democrats
in my time.
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Oh, have you? How interesting.
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Ah!
Sorry.
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Graham's brought his car. He wants
me to run away with him.
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You are joking.
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Ah! Sorry.
I'll do it myself.
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I don't know what I'm going to do.
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Dad!
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Lukey! Come and look at this.
All right, mate?
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It actually goes on the lapel.
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This bit.
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I know what a lapel is.
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Thanks, girls. That's lovely.
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Is that in black and white?
Yep.
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It's a bit more sophisticated, isn't
it, Becks? Black and white?
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It's a bit more sophisticated.
Yeah.
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It means clever or old.
No, I know what it means.
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Next, my little man,
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I'd like a picture of Shelly here
doing a handstand...
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The Limo's here!
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That's not entirely true.
I'm actually a local councillor.
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Oh, how interesting.
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Paul, shall we...?
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Sorry, Lee, Nigel said you might
have the rings. Yeah.
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Great, thank you, Lee.
Don't worry, Paul.
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Don't plan to lose these
before the wedding.
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Maybe after a few drinks,
later, but not yet.
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Got the mother of the bride
keeping her eye on me!
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Don't worry, Jill, you can trust
me.
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I'm going to be family soon.
OK.
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Seriously, you can trust me, I'm not
going to put them on eBay
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and run away!
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Do you mind?
Sorry. Sorry.
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No, it just hurts.
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Sorry.
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I'm just going to... Of course.
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Lee, Mary wants a photo with you.
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What, of my ugly mug?
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Paul...
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Paul, could I have a word?
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Of course.
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Did you film that bit with Becky's mum?
Yep.
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Perfect(!)
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Hi!
'Hi.'
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Sorry, we're in the limo.
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We're in the limo!
We're in the limo!
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Are you all right?
Paul's a mess.
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Don't know what...
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I can't hear you, you're
breaking up.
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I said... Paul's a mess.
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Dave, are you there?
Becky?
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Can you hear me? Becks?
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I can't hear you, Steve.
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I've got... I've got four bars.
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She can't hear you, Steve!
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Steve, she can't hear you!
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Becks, can you hear me?
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Can you turn the music down?
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Can you turn the music down, Laur?
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Becky? Can you hear me? I've...
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Steve, I can't hear you.
I'm hanging up now.
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Sorry, bye.
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Yay!
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Are you all right?
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I just keep being sick.
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Oh, God.
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We went to a discotheque last night,
and Laura was making me drink this...
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It was this bright green liquid
and it tasted of...
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She made me have eight of them.
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Oh, hello.
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Welcome, welcome, welcome. It's just
through there. Have a cool one.
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Thank you.
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Have you been saying that
to everyone?
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Oh, it's going to be the perfect
weather for the photographs.
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Would you excuse me?
Yeah, of course.
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Faster, faster, faster!
Oi! Dangerous!
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You do not behave
like that in a limo.
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Do you think you've had enough?
We're in a limo.
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Is this your reading?
Oh, no, don't.
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Oh, she's written me a poem.
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Oh, dear, Shell. This is so trite.
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Maybe you should wait
to hear it in the ceremony.
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Friendship. Love and friendship.
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We're in a limo! Faster, faster!
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Sunroof!
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Yes, that's all correct.
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So, that's the marriage certificate, is it?
Yes.
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Do you want to sit down?
No, I'm all right.
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It's a binding contract of the
pledge you will make today,
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to love, honour and obey
Laura until the day you die.
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I might sit down, actually.
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Love is a wonderful thing, isn't it?
Yes, it's fabulous.
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But I always tell people, marriage
isn't just flowers and romance.
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It does need to be nurtured.
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I'm going to nurture
the fuck out of it.
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Good.
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Excuse me.
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Dan.
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I'm in a limo! Look at me!
I'm in a limo!
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I'm getting married
and I'm in a limo! Woo!
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Hello! I'm in a limo!
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Hello! Hello!
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Hello!
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Hello! Fuck you, you ugly fucking
bitch!
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I'm in a limo and you're an
old, ugly fucking whore!
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Yeah, so fuck you!
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Yeah, fuck yourself!
I'm in a limo! Woo!
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These are your wedding rings, mate.
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That's what today's all about.
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Not Graham.
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He's right.
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Thanks.
No problem.
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Graham is...
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Well, he's just a very nice man, who
cares about you a lot.
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Yeah. Yeah, he does care about me.
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Yeah.
Dan. Sorry.
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But you've got to do
what you think's right.
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It's a big day, and you've got to
make a decision and stick to it.
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Yeah. Yeah?
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Yeah, I've got to make a
decision. Yeah.
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It's like... I had to make this
decision once.
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I saw this telly in a skip.
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And I just think... Fuck it.
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Paul!
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Paul.
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I've made my decision.
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Paul, come and have a photo.
Come on, get in the middle, Paul.
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Don't be shy.
Room for a little one.
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Lovely. And after three, if you
could all say "cheesy feet".
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One, two, three...
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Cheesy feet.
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One more.
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Cheesy feet...
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Cheesy feet!
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We're back in the hotel.
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Oh, my God!
I think I'm going to be sick.
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Should we rub her back or something?
Don't you dare!
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Oh, my God! We're here!
My God, my God, my God!
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Hi, it's me. Call me back, yeah?
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You're not going to believe
what's just happened.
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Good afternoon, sir.
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Hello, Cedarhill Hotel, Melanie
speaking. How can I help you?
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Woo! Oh, my God!
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We're here!
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We're here! We're here!
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Take a picture of me!
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Oh, my God, girls!
I'm getting married!
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Oh, thank God for that.
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Get your hands off me.
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Take one of my face.
I've got loads of your face.
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Shall we get one with your dad?
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Take one of my face or I'll cry.
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OK.
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Big smiles! Lovely. Very nice.
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Lovely.
Oi, Dad?
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Stand there and look proud.
Put your feet together. Yes.
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After three, I want you to say
"cheesy feet". OK.
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One, two, three...
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Cheesy feet!
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Would you like to come
through, madam? Lee!
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We've just been in a limo!
God, that's amazing.
253
00:15:56,226 --> 00:15:59,627
You look stunning, darling. You all
look stunning. Especially Nigel.
254
00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:02,227
Careful!
255
00:16:08,229 --> 00:16:11,230
Paul, what did you do that for?
We're getting out of here, Steve.
256
00:16:11,230 --> 00:16:12,631
I've made my decision.
Quiet, Paul.
257
00:16:14,232 --> 00:16:16,232
People are looking.
Don't tell me what to do.
258
00:16:16,232 --> 00:16:18,233
I'm not telling you what to do,
Paul, I'm advising you.
259
00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:20,234
You're telling me.
260
00:16:20,234 --> 00:16:23,235
Look it up in the dictionary, Paul.
There is a difference between...
261
00:16:23,235 --> 00:16:25,235
Don't mind me.
Act normal, I'm not here.
262
00:16:32,237 --> 00:16:35,238
Hi, I'm Laura,
and welcome to my wedding.
263
00:16:35,238 --> 00:16:37,238
This is Shelly.
You look great.
264
00:16:37,238 --> 00:16:40,240
I like you with
a bit of make-up on. Thanks.
265
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:43,240
How was the limo?
Yeah, it was good.
266
00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:46,242
We just drove round the car park, but
Laura had a nice time.
267
00:16:46,242 --> 00:16:47,242
Great, great...
268
00:16:49,243 --> 00:16:50,243
Bianca's shot up, ain't she?
269
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:52,244
Wave, Becks.
270
00:16:55,245 --> 00:16:57,245
And this is Bianca.
271
00:16:57,245 --> 00:17:01,246
Hi, I'm a bridesmaid at Laura's
wedding, and it's a privilege...
272
00:17:01,246 --> 00:17:03,246
What do you think you're doing?
273
00:17:03,246 --> 00:17:06,247
I was going to say, we should
grab a coffee some time,
274
00:17:06,247 --> 00:17:07,248
catch up.
Yeah...
275
00:17:07,248 --> 00:17:10,248
Your dad was saying you...
Becks.
276
00:17:10,248 --> 00:17:11,249
Excuse me.
277
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:15,250
Lee!
278
00:17:17,252 --> 00:17:20,252
Oh, no, not you,
you bunch of reprobates!
279
00:17:20,252 --> 00:17:23,253
My car's in the disabled bay
out front. His back's poorly.
280
00:17:23,253 --> 00:17:25,254
They give him a badge. OK.
281
00:17:25,254 --> 00:17:27,454
So I'm going to pop out and
start the car.
282
00:17:27,479 --> 00:17:30,180
In the meantime, you'll need
to create a diversion. How?
283
00:17:30,255 --> 00:17:32,255
You're going to pretend
to have a heart attack.
284
00:17:32,255 --> 00:17:37,257
Paul! You're going to pretend to
have a fucking heart attack.
285
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:40,258
She's here, Paul.
Oh, good!
286
00:17:47,260 --> 00:17:49,262
Hey, Nigel...
287
00:17:49,262 --> 00:17:51,262
is Becky around?
288
00:17:51,262 --> 00:17:53,263
Why, what have you done?
289
00:17:53,263 --> 00:17:56,264
Everyone thinks I'm hot, don't they?
Yeah, of course they do.
290
00:17:56,264 --> 00:17:57,264
You look amazing.
291
00:17:57,264 --> 00:18:00,265
Do you want some whisky?
I'm all right.
292
00:18:02,265 --> 00:18:05,266
Have some whisky, Becks.
It'll knock the edges off.
293
00:18:05,266 --> 00:18:06,267
I'm fine.
294
00:18:06,267 --> 00:18:08,267
OK, then.
295
00:18:08,267 --> 00:18:11,268
I can't believe I'm going
to marry my Pauly!
296
00:18:11,268 --> 00:18:14,268
I know! It's going to be
such an amazing day. Yeah.
297
00:18:14,268 --> 00:18:17,269
I can't wait for the fireworks
display. It's going to be amazing.
298
00:18:17,269 --> 00:18:19,270
Definitely.
299
00:18:19,270 --> 00:18:22,272
Would you mind closing
your eyes while I piss?
300
00:18:22,272 --> 00:18:24,272
Sure.
301
00:18:24,272 --> 00:18:28,274
Steve, where are the rings?
I honestly don't know. I...
302
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,274
So, you've lost them.
303
00:18:30,274 --> 00:18:33,275
No. No, he hasn't lost them.
Thank you.
304
00:18:33,275 --> 00:18:34,275
They got flushed down the loo.
305
00:18:36,275 --> 00:18:37,276
Dan.
306
00:18:37,276 --> 00:18:38,277
Who flushed them down the loo?
307
00:18:38,277 --> 00:18:42,278
Um... Who flushed them
down the fucking loo?
308
00:18:46,278 --> 00:18:48,280
I did.
Hello, everyone.
309
00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:52,282
Excuse us, sorry, I've got to get
something from Graham's car. Sorry.
310
00:18:52,282 --> 00:18:53,281
What?
311
00:18:53,281 --> 00:18:56,282
Paul, I'm afraid we've got
some bad news.
312
00:18:56,282 --> 00:18:58,283
Bad news?
313
00:18:58,283 --> 00:19:00,284
Oh, no. Don't get too upset, Paul.
314
00:19:00,284 --> 00:19:02,284
I won't.
315
00:19:02,284 --> 00:19:04,285
It's just a little bit of a hiccup.
316
00:19:04,285 --> 00:19:06,285
Oh, dear... What is it?
317
00:19:06,285 --> 00:19:09,286
Steve's flushed the rings
down the loo.
318
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,289
What did you do that for?!
319
00:19:18,288 --> 00:19:22,290
Which is why there has never been two
humans who loved each other
320
00:19:22,290 --> 00:19:23,290
like Paul and I.
321
00:19:23,290 --> 00:19:24,991
Yes, I know.
322
00:19:27,318 --> 00:19:29,318
I'm going to put us on Wikipedia.
323
00:19:30,293 --> 00:19:34,294
Right, I've finished, Becks.
I'd better give it a wipe.
324
00:19:34,294 --> 00:19:35,294
Yes.
325
00:19:38,295 --> 00:19:40,296
You've ruined
the happiest day of my life.
326
00:19:40,296 --> 00:19:43,297
Nothing's ruined, Paul.
Yes, it is. The wedding's ruined.
327
00:19:43,297 --> 00:19:46,298
Everything's finished. We can't go
ahead with it now.
328
00:19:46,298 --> 00:19:48,298
I won't do that to my Laura.
329
00:19:48,298 --> 00:19:50,298
She's the love of my life.
Come on, Graham.
330
00:19:50,298 --> 00:19:52,299
Nothing's ruined, Paul.
It can still go ahead!
331
00:19:52,299 --> 00:19:56,302
Right, it's off. It's cancelled.
Tell everyone to go home.
332
00:19:56,302 --> 00:19:59,303
I'm not getting married without the rings.
Paul, calm down.
333
00:19:59,303 --> 00:20:02,303
I can't believe you, Steve.
You've broken my heart.
334
00:20:02,303 --> 00:20:04,304
What's happened?
What's going on?
335
00:20:07,304 --> 00:20:09,306
I've lost the rings.
336
00:20:09,306 --> 00:20:12,306
So, unfortunately, we're going to
have to cancel the wedding.
337
00:20:12,306 --> 00:20:13,306
Sorry, everyone.
Steve!
338
00:20:13,306 --> 00:20:15,307
He flushed them down the toilet.
339
00:20:15,307 --> 00:20:18,308
Would someone tell the
registrar. I've got to...
340
00:20:18,308 --> 00:20:20,308
How did you flush them down the
bloody toilet?! All right, Jill.
341
00:20:20,308 --> 00:20:22,309
That's enough.
342
00:20:22,309 --> 00:20:25,310
The point is, we have to cancel the
wedding, so me and Graham...
343
00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:28,312
It's all right, Paul, calm down,
mate. Come on...
344
00:20:28,312 --> 00:20:30,312
I thought something like this
might happen.
345
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:33,313
What do you mean? Oh!
I did. I knew it.
346
00:20:35,313 --> 00:20:38,315
How long did it take you to
lose the pouch? 20 minutes?
347
00:20:38,315 --> 00:20:42,315
Take Paul up the front, yeah? Try not
to lose him on the way.
348
00:20:43,316 --> 00:20:46,316
But I need to get something
from Graham's car.
349
00:20:46,316 --> 00:20:48,317
Steve?
350
00:20:50,318 --> 00:20:51,318
Come on, Paul.
351
00:20:56,319 --> 00:20:58,320
Are you going to come with me?
352
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:00,322
Of course.
353
00:21:06,323 --> 00:21:09,324
Thanks for that, Lee.
Oh, no worries.
354
00:21:09,324 --> 00:21:13,325
Yeah, thanks, Lee. Seriously, it's
fine. Lucky I was here. Yeah!
355
00:21:13,325 --> 00:21:14,325
Well, you see...
356
00:21:17,326 --> 00:21:19,327
See what I mean about Steve?
357
00:21:19,327 --> 00:21:21,327
He's Becky's fiance.
358
00:21:21,327 --> 00:21:27,329
What a romantic proposal that was(!)
Jill! He asked her in his flat.
359
00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:29,330
No? Yeah.
360
00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:37,333
Soap.
361
00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:43,334
Bit more.
362
00:21:45,335 --> 00:21:47,336
Bit less.
363
00:21:48,336 --> 00:21:50,336
OK, then.
364
00:21:54,338 --> 00:21:58,339
You look really lovely, Laur.
Aw, thanks, Becks.
365
00:21:58,339 --> 00:22:01,340
That's really big of you.
Help yourself to whisky.
366
00:22:26,348 --> 00:22:28,348
Have you seen those Dyson ones?
367
00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:31,349
We're going to get one
in our new house. Lovely.
368
00:22:31,349 --> 00:22:33,350
Have some whisky.
369
00:22:33,350 --> 00:22:36,352
I'm fine. It's my wedding day.
Have a drink with me.
370
00:22:36,352 --> 00:22:39,352
I'm fine. I know you didn't drink
last night.
371
00:22:39,352 --> 00:22:43,354
Yes, I did.
I watched you.
372
00:22:43,954 --> 00:22:44,953
And I watched you today.
373
00:22:45,354 --> 00:22:47,354
You haven't been drinking, Becks.
374
00:22:48,355 --> 00:22:54,356
Well, I don't want to be drunk
for the ceremony. Hmm...
375
00:22:54,356 --> 00:22:56,357
Such a special day.
376
00:22:57,357 --> 00:22:59,358
You'd better not be fucking pregnant.
377
00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:08,362
Don't say anything to anyone,
because I haven't told Steve yet.
378
00:23:10,362 --> 00:23:14,363
I was going to plan a... special
surprise for him in the flat.
379
00:23:15,364 --> 00:23:18,364
You're so fucking jealous of
me, aren't you?
380
00:23:39,370 --> 00:23:43,372
Just because, when it's your wedding,
you won't be able to afford a limo.
381
00:23:45,372 --> 00:23:48,373
You know you were a
mistake, don't you?
382
00:23:48,373 --> 00:23:50,374
Mum told me.
383
00:23:50,374 --> 00:23:51,375
This isn't...
Shut it.
384
00:23:54,376 --> 00:23:56,376
How long have you been
planning this?
385
00:23:56,376 --> 00:23:58,376
It wasn't planned.
386
00:24:20,384 --> 00:24:23,385
? Come closer, come closer
and listen
387
00:24:23,385 --> 00:24:27,385
? The beat of my heart
keeps on missing
388
00:24:27,385 --> 00:24:31,387
? I notice it most when we're
kissing
389
00:24:31,387 --> 00:24:35,388
? Come closer and love me
tonight
390
00:24:35,388 --> 00:24:37,388
? That's right
391
00:24:37,388 --> 00:24:40,389
? Come closer and cuddle me
tight. ?
392
00:24:43,390 --> 00:24:46,392
Will you all please
stand for the bride?
393
00:24:53,394 --> 00:24:55,395
? My heart goes boom-bang-a-bang
Boom-bang-a-bang
394
00:24:55,395 --> 00:24:57,395
? When you are near... ?
395
00:24:57,395 --> 00:25:02,396
I am now required by law to ask
anyone here present, who knows
396
00:25:02,396 --> 00:25:06,397
a reason why these persons may not
lawfully marry, to declare it now.
397
00:25:09,398 --> 00:25:11,399
It looks like you got away
with that one.
398
00:25:12,399 --> 00:25:15,400
What the fuck does that mean?
It was a joke.
399
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:18,403
I'm not paying you to make jokes.
OK.
400
00:25:18,403 --> 00:25:20,403
Just do your fucking job.
401
00:25:20,403 --> 00:25:25,003
? ..Boom-bang-a-bang-bang
close to you
402
00:25:30,406 --> 00:25:33,406
? Your smile is so warm and
inviting
403
00:25:33,406 --> 00:25:38,407
? The thought of your kiss
is exciting
404
00:25:38,407 --> 00:25:40,409
? So hold me
405
00:25:40,409 --> 00:25:42,409
? And don't keep me waiting
406
00:25:42,409 --> 00:25:45,410
? Come closer and love me
tonight
407
00:25:46,410 --> 00:25:48,410
? That's right
408
00:25:48,410 --> 00:25:51,412
? Come closer and cuddle me
tight
409
00:25:51,412 --> 00:25:54,413
? My heart goes boom-bang-a-bang
Boom-bang-a-bang
410
00:25:54,413 --> 00:25:56,414
? When you are near
411
00:25:56,414 --> 00:26:00,414
? Boom-bang-a-bang, boom-bang-a-bang
Loud in my ear
412
00:26:00,414 --> 00:26:02,416
? Pounding away
pounding away
413
00:26:02,416 --> 00:26:04,416
? Won't you be mine?
414
00:26:04,416 --> 00:26:07,417
? Boom-bang-a-bang
I love you. ?
415
00:26:07,467 --> 00:26:12,017
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