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You thought I was going to ask you
to marry me! What's this?
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Don't you dare
get married before me.
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Why would I want to marry you?
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Fucking stink!
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MUSIC PLAYS THROUGH WALL, WATER RUNS
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< You OK in there, Dan?
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Dan? >
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You OK in there? >
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Yeah.
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She'll be here in 15 minutes! >
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Yeah, all right!
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TOILET FLUSHES
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HE STRAINS
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Would you mind sticking
those cans in the bin?
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Oh, yeah. I didn't see them.
Thanks, mate.
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MUSIC FROM IPOD: "Have A Nice Day"
by Stereophonics
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MUSIC FROM IPOD: "Clocks" by Coldplay
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DEPRESSING PIANO MUSIC
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FLICKS THROUGH SONGS
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MUSIC FROM IPOD: "Dakota"
by Stereophonics
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? Thinking about thinking of you
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? Summertime, think it was June
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? Yeah, I think it was June... ?
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Thanks for doing that, Dan.
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Sorry I had to ask but it's all
been a bit of a rush this morning
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to get the place ready.
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So thanks for coming round,
but she's...
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Have you eaten the crisps?
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No. Course not.
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They're a pound a packet.
No, honestly, I...
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Do you want a quid?
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Has he written on her wall again?
Yep.
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STEVE TUTS
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Is there anything else?
Her sister posted this.
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She's so ugly!
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She's well ugly!
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She's got such a punchable face!
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You're going to have
to see her all the time.
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As if!
DAN LAUGHS
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As if, Dan! Don't you know me? As if!
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I'm not spending my time
with that manky bitch!
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DAN LAUGHS
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Manky bitch!
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I'd end up killing her, Dan.
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BOTH LAUGH
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Is it time for me to go? Yeah.
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Bye, Steve. Bye, mate.
Have a nice afternoon.
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Yeah.
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DOORBELL RINGS
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Er... One minute!
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TURNS OFF MUSIC
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Hello. Hi. Sorry, the front door
was open so I came straight up.
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Oh, no, don't worry. It's broken.
It's always like that.
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Sorry. No, I should've told you.
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Well, come in. Come in.
Sorry, leaving you standing there.
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Sorry.
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Sorry I'm early.
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No, you're not early.
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I had to get out of the house
cos of this...
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annoying thing with my dad.
Sorry. Boring.
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Let's not talk about it. OK.
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I brought this.
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Shouldn't have!
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Wine!
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I thought I should bring something.
No.
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It's lovely, thank you. I love wine.
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Do you want a glass?
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Erm...I'm all right, actually.
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But don't let me stop you
from having some.
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Yeah, thank you. I think I will.
Lovely.
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Do you know what? I think
I'll probably give it a miss.
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It's only two. A bit early
to start drinking.
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Yes. I'm not an alcoholic.
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Yet!
HE LAUGHS AWKWARDLY
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I'll save it for a special occasion.
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Looks like a good vintage.
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Can I take your coat?
Or you might want to keep it on if we're heading out.
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Or we could stay here for a bit.
I've got crisps,
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the vegetable ones, and other stuff -
Skittles. I bought olives... Lovely. Great.
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That's my bike. Oh, that's nice. Hmm.
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RINGS BELL
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Ring-ring!
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I mainly just use it for exercise,
getting from A to B.
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Might sell it. Get a motorbike.
Dangerous, though, aren't they?
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Nah.
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So just to give you the quick tour...
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Yes. That's the kitchen. Right.
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Out the window, you can see...um...
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you can see the...um...
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Oh.
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It's just a bin shed.
We'll see it on the way out.
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And then this is the bathroom.
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It's just your classic shower
in a bath. We've got one of them in my parents' house.
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Have you? Yeah.
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Funny.
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SIREN OUTSIDE
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Oh, somebody's late for their lunch.
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Would you like to come through
to the lounge?
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Yeah. Thanks. Thank you.
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So you got here OK, then? Yes.
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My sister used to work in Greggs
so I sort of know the area.
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That's the sister I met
the other night, isn't it? What's her name, again? Laura, yes.
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That's right, Laura. She's great.
She seems a lot of fun.
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Yeah. She's brilliant.
And what a dancer.
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Yes.
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And great news
about her engagement to...
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Paul? Yes, Paul. Yeah.
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He's a lovely bloke.
Yes, he's lovely.
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No, I like Paul. Yes,
they're very suited to each other.
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No, they are. They are.
Well, take a seat. Take a seat.
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Sit anywhere you like. Thanks, yeah.
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Help yourself to Skittles.
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Um... So I was thinking,
as a plan for the afternoon -
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not that everything
has to be planned -
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but maybe we could head over
to the high street, go to Pret.
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OK. Get a coffee.
They do salads, paninis, sushi.
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Sounds nice. Great.
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Maybe we could go for a little walk,
go down the reservoir. Or if the weather's bad,
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pop into town, go to an art gallery.
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Yeah.
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Do you have a favourite art gallery?
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I like all of them.
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Yeah. It's hard to choose
between them, isn't it?
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Mmm.
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Is that the Pret on Selbourne Walk?
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Yeah. Or we could go somewhere else.
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There's a bloke works in there
who looks like my cousin.
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Does he? Yeah.
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That's funny.
I look forward to meeting him, then!
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Maybe it is your cousin!
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Yes, maybe.
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Have you ever seen them
in the same room together?
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No.
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Well, there you go.
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He's like some sort of superhero -
cousin by day,
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Pret by night! Yes.
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Here to save the world
from sandwiches.
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Yes.
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I'll just... Cool.
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HE SIGHS
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Want a drink of anything?
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Erm...I'm fine, thanks.
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I'll have something in Pret.
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If my cousin lets me!
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Pardon?
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If my cousin lets me
have something in Pret!
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Because he looks like the bloke
that works in there.
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Ha, yeah.
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Just a few little bits and pieces.
Very nice.
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Help yourself, help yourself. Dig in.
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Wow. Thank you. Lovely.
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Well, I hope it's warmer today.
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Oh, tell me about it. We went round
my mum's neighbour's yesterday,
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she's got a garden.
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Got there about 11, it was nice,
then it turned cold
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and we had to go indoors.
She made us watch This Morning.
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Phillip Schofield? Eamonn Holmes.
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Oh.
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Oh, at last.
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Help yourself. Thanks.
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Are you into gardening
and gardens and stuff?
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Nah.
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I just do it for my mum. You?
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No.
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Boring, isn't it?
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Yeah.
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So how have you been?
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Oh, you know... Can't complain!
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Well, I could
but no-one would listen.
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It's nice to see you again.
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Oh, yeah, thanks.
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It was a good night, wasn't it? Yeah.
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Yeah. When we weren't getting
interrupted by that bloody...
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pillock Lee.
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Yeah.
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You look nice. I like that.
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Oh! Oh, thanks. Yeah.
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It's just a shirt with the top button
done up, but, yeah.
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Got the jeans in Barnardo's.
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Basically new.
Guess how much they were.
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Fiver?
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Yeah, pretty much.
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And I got the socks in... Actually,
I got the boxer shorts as well
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cos they were on offer.
I got them in ASDA. Yeah.
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You look very nice too.
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Thanks.
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My mum got it for me.
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So how was last night? Yeah, great.
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Just went down The Prince
with my sister and her fiance
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and some of their friends.
Oh, nice. Do you see a lot of your sister, then?
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Yeah.
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That must be lovely.
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Yeah, it is.
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What did you do? Me?
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Oh, just had a chilled one, really.
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Yeah. My mate came round.
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We just had a couple of beers
and watched News 24.
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You met him. Dan?
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Oh, yeah. Nice.
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Bloody Hezbollah.
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Sorry?
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It's all on the news about Hezbollah.
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Was it? Yeah.
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I just don't think we'll ever see
peace in the Middle East till we sort out Hezbollah.
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No.
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Thanks. They're special ones.
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They make them out of turnips
or parsnips or whatever.
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Mmm. Wow. They are nice.
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Yeah.
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Mmm.
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You enjoying that?
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Yeah. Sorry.
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No. Carry on.
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One?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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Oh, come on.
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OK.
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Didn't take much convincing.
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HE LAUGHS
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So how's your CV going?
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Mm...
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Mm, sorry. Mm...
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Really good. My dad got me a book
about how to write one.
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Did he? Yeah. Have you read it?
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Yeah. It's gripping.
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So you going to write one, then?
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No, of course not.
I've got nothing to put on it. Yeah.
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And, also, why would I write my CV
just to spend my entire life
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getting paid basically nothing
to do something boring
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and get treated like shit?
Oh, my God, that is... MOBILE RINGS
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Sorry. No, don't worry. Answer it.
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No. It's fine.
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RINGING CONTINUES
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RINGING STOPS
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So what plans
you got for the weekend?
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MOBILE RINGS
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Sorry.
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I should probably answer it.
Yeah. Of course. Don't mind me.
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I'll be in the kitchen.
I'll get rid of him.
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No worries. No worries.
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I'll be in there.
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Hello? What do you want?
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Yeah? Well, if you're going
to say stuff like that to my dad,
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it's going to come back to me.
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Don't call me that.
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No, I'm with someone.
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It doesn't matter.
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It doesn't matter, Lee.
It's none of your business.
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Sorry, sorry. One minute.
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Sorry, don't mind me.
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Seriously, don't mind me. Just...
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Sorry.
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I've got to go, OK?
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Yeah, well, I don't.
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And stop writing stuff on my wall,
it's annoying.
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OK, bye, Lee. Bye.
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This is silly.
I'm going now, OK? Bye, Lee.
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Sorry about that.
Oh. Oh, that's all right.
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Sorry for disturbing you. I was
just doing a bit of washing-up.
260
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Don't worry. Great.
261
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:38,360
You OK? Yeah. Good.
262
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:41,760
Got a nice phone. I like it.
Oh, yeah, thanks
263
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:45,520
I've just got this crappy old thing.
It's got Snake on it.
264
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:53,360
I used to have an HTC
but I left it on a bus.
265
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:54,800
Oh, no.
266
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:59,120
Do you remember it? Yeah, of course.
267
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:04,000
You've got to avoid hitting the wall.
Yeah, I know.
268
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,680
I hit the wall.
269
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:15,080
Yeah, you're meant to avoid hitting
the wall. No, I get that.
270
00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:17,920
You got 30.
271
00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:20,760
I didn't know what buttons to press.
Yes, you did!
272
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:24,120
All right, Steve. Why don't
you go wash up your fork?
273
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:28,840
DOORBELL RINGS
274
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Oh, that'll be Dan.
275
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< Steve!
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Told you.
277
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,560
< I've got your umbrella!
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00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:41,200
He hasn't.
279
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,440
DOORBELL RINGS
< Steve!
280
00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:49,200
He's going out
with this complete bitch.
281
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:52,040
He reckons she looks like Winslet...
282
00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:53,800
Kate Winslet?
283
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:56,480
But...she's just fat and posh.
284
00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:59,400
DOORBELL RINGS
285
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:04,440
< Steve! Did she turn up? Steve!
286
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:07,280
< Steve! Did she turn up?
287
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,440
< All right, then.
288
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:15,440
Let's go to Pret.
Yes. I'll just get my things.
289
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:16,960
I'll pop to the bathroom.
290
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:47,000
TOILET FLUSHES
Fuck.
291
00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,800
It was weird how we both ended up
in The Goose, wasn't it?
292
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:05,360
I only went there cos of Dan.
What, sorry? I was thinking about Saturday.
293
00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:08,240
When I went to The Goose cos of Dan
and you went in there
294
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:09,320
cos of your sister.
295
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:10,880
Oh, right. Yeah.
296
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:14,840
Weird, isn't it? I was just going
to stay in and get a Chinese.
297
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,280
Mm.
298
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:19,360
Oh. Maybe it wasn't that weird.
Sorry.
299
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:28,200
Ready?
300
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,040
Erm...
301
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:34,480
I broke the sink.
302
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:35,760
Pardon?
303
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:38,200
I broke the sink.
304
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:41,200
You broke the sink?
305
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,040
Yeah.
306
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,480
How?
307
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:50,840
I was sort of climbing on it and it
sort of came away from the wall.
308
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:53,160
HE LAUGHS
You were climbing on it?
309
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,120
Yeah.
310
00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:57,240
Why were you climbing on it?
311
00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:59,720
I was trying to look at the photos.
312
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:02,680
HE LAUGHS
313
00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:07,440
Have you seen this one?
314
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,440
You going to fix it?
315
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:24,000
Yes.
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
316
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,480
You good at fixing things?
Yeah. Of course. Let's have a look.
317
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:32,720
Hmm. Yep. I see. One minute.
Just get a proper look at it.
318
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:38,200
Yeah. It's no problem.
Oh, I see what's happened.
319
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,760
I'll do it later. Yeah?
Yeah. I need my toolkit.
320
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,200
Where do you keep it?
In the cupboard.
321
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,840
Do you want to get it? Do it now?
No. I don't mind. No,
322
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:47,920
I don't want to hold us up.
I'll do it later.
323
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:51,320
It's just the... Yeah, it's just
the pipes. That's all it is. Oh.
324
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:56,320
It's just the pipes
have come away from the...joist.
325
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:57,960
Good. Shall we go?
326
00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:01,960
Yeah. It's a bit embarrassing...
having those photos.
327
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:04,680
My mate Barney put them up on
Facebook and I de-tagged them
328
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:07,640
but he made me tag them again.
I'll have to have a look.
329
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:11,880
Oh, yeah. I forgot we were
Facebook friends. He's lying.
330
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:15,200
We spent the whole of last night
looking at your wall.
331
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:19,120
No, we didn't.
332
00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:21,080
Have a look on the laptop.
Oh, Dan...
333
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:33,640
We weren't being pervy.
I didn't say you were.
334
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:36,360
No, I know, but some people
might think it's a bit pervy.
335
00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:38,960
Did you think it was pervy?
No, but...
336
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,360
Because if you were doing it
and you thought it was pervy,
337
00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:42,800
that probably means it was pervy.
338
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:45,720
I didn't think it was pervy.
339
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:49,880
I need the bathroom.
It weren't in a stalkery way.
340
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:52,640
You've got a photo of my sister
on your laptop.
341
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:56,320
He doesn't fancy her. He thinks
she's well ugly. No, I don't.
342
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:59,600
A lot of men find her
very attractive. No, I know.
343
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:05,760
The light's on the... It's daytime.
Yep.
344
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:17,320
I was just interested
to see what you had on there.
345
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:18,720
OK!
346
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:24,880
I was bored and Dan
was just wondering if you and me
347
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,640
had any mutual friends.
348
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,800
Do you mind not talking to me
while I'm on the loo? Sorry.
349
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,640
Any crisps left? No.
350
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:43,120
You opened those olives yet?
Did you want anything, Dan?
351
00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:46,560
No, thought you could use
some moral support.
352
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:49,360
Oh, well, thanks for that.
You've been great.
353
00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:51,680
Do you want me to come to Pret
with you? No!
354
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:55,080
I won't say anything.
I'll just have a sandwich.
355
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:58,320
You really have to go now, Dan.
OK, Dan...
356
00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:00,840
Do you want me to give you a knock
when you're back from Pret?
357
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,040
Can you go now, please?
358
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,960
You going to shag her? Please...
359
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:12,760
Do you want me to come back
in five minutes? No, Dan.
360
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:17,280
You touched her tits? Dan!
She's in there!
361
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,160
Yeah, but have you touched them?
362
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,640
OK, Dan, you've got to go.
363
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:29,240
Shall I come back when she's gone?
No, Dan.
364
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:41,760
Where's he gone?
365
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:46,360
He had to shoot. That's a shame.
Yeah.
366
00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:51,160
I'm so sorry about all that.
367
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:54,200
I really was just looking
to see if we had any mutual friends.
368
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,720
Do we? Yeah. Who?
369
00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:00,960
Rob Richards. Do you like him?
370
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:05,840
Not really. You? No, of course not.
371
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:10,040
Have you met his brother? Ugh. Don't.
372
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:15,640
Let's get a coffee. And I promise
I won't come home tonight
373
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:18,160
and go on your Facebook page
or anything, OK?
374
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:23,600
OK. Good. Well, that's cleared up,
then. I'll just get my wallet.
375
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:28,240
I'd forget my face
if it weren't screwed on.
376
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,560
Head. Erm....
377
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:36,320
What? Do you actually want a coffee?
378
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:39,800
Erm...
379
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,880
I don't know. Do you?
380
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:43,520
I don't know.
381
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:49,640
They do smoothies.
382
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,520
Oh, OK.
383
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:54,880
Or we could just go for a little
walk, if you didn't want a drink?
384
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:58,240
Erm... Or we could do something
else. Head straight to the gallery.
385
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,480
We can do whatever you want, really.
386
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:01,840
OK.
387
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:06,520
I'm really sorry about
the Facebook thing and your sister
388
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:08,680
and everything.
I don't know what I was thinking.
389
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:12,000
But if you want to just sort of
leave or whatever, I'll understand.
390
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,960
Because it was a really disrespectful
391
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,760
and basically sexist thing to do,
if I'm honest.
392
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:21,160
I don't know why I did it because
it's not a very me thing to do
393
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:22,920
and I've never done it before but...
394
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,040
I'm really sorry.
395
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,400
Do you think maybe we could just...
396
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:34,600
stay here?
397
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:41,440
OK.
398
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:44,040
Unless you want to go out.
399
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,120
No, of course not.
400
00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:48,560
OK.
401
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:53,120
Maybe we could see what's on telly.
402
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:03,480
Doctors. Great.
403
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:07,080
Do you fancy a beer?
404
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,840
Erm... Are you having one?
405
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:12,000
Yeah.
406
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,400
If you are.
407
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,360
OK. What you got?
408
00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:17,440
Um...
409
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,960
It's this weird Polish one
my mate gets.
410
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:24,440
It's nice though. Moreish.
411
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:26,440
Sounds good.
412
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:31,600
I'll wait in there. OK.
413
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,560
? Come closer, come closer and listen
414
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:48,080
? The beat of my heart
Keeps on missing
415
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:52,160
? I notice it most when we're kissing
416
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:55,760
? Come closer and love me tonight
417
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:58,040
? That's right
418
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:01,160
? Come closer and cuddle me tight
419
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:04,160
? My heart goes boom bang-a-bang,
boom bang-a-bang
420
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,000
? When you are near
421
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:09,160
? Boom bang-a-bang-bang all the time
422
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:13,360
? It's such a lovely feeling
423
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:17,440
? When I'm in your arms
424
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:20,880
? Don't go away, I want to stay
My whole life through... ?
425
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:23,920
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