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Do you love what you do?
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[GUN FIRES][screams in pain]
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MAN: Gotta ask yourself,
"Why am I doing it?"
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Cut the crap, princess.
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Fine.Fine.
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[DOOR CLOSES][SIGHS]
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♪ Shorty wanna check,
check, check, check♪
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-♪ 'Cause I got my checkup♪
-♪ Shorty wanna check, check, check, check♪
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-♪ 'Cause I got my checkup♪
-♪ Shorty wanna check, check, check, check♪
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-♪ 'Cause I got my checkup♪
-♪ Shorty wanna check♪
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♪ Check, check, check♪
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♪ Man, you need to check up♪
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♪ Real paper
in my Paper Denims♪
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♪ Real nigga gonna pay
for dinner♪
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♪ Oh, I'm braggin', I'm sorry♪
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♪ What I love, calamari♪
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-♪ The good life
ain't new to me♪ -♪ Nope♪
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♪ Tell me what
you're gonna do for me♪
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♪ I'm with two hos,
that's two for three...♪
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-[phone chimes]
-Man, I just wanted you
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to hear my new track
before you dipped, that's all.
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Oh, man, that shit was hard.
Honestly, I'm just waiting
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for the Gata/Lil Dicky collab.
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Hmm.
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Man...
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Oh, yeah, that's for sure.
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You're leaving right now?
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Yes. I left you a bunch of shit
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on your computer, bro--
what do you need from me?
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I don't needanything.
It'd be nice to chill
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with my friend
every once in a while, but...
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I have no more chill. Also,
I'm working with Travis today,
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so when he moves,
I move, brother.
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-Man. Okay, big dawg.
-It be like that.
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-Love.
-MIKE: Okay, I got all the details.
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No, no, that's...
Yeah, no, that's fine.
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We have the address.
It's all locked in.
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We will see you tonight.
Bye-bye.
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Um, I'm about to send
all you guys the itinerary
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for the bar mitzvah tonight.
Gata, you don't need
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to be there.
Elz, you do need to be there.
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-GATA: Whoo!
-This guy's paying us three times Dave's normal rate,
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so we just got to do
what he wants, you know?
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It's disgusting
what this schmuck is doing.
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When I was 13,
my dad put our dog down.
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-DAVE: What?
-Same day.
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-Oh, man.
-DAVE: That's so sad.
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I love bar mitzvahs.
I can't wait.
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I haven't been to one
in so long.
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Me and Elz have been
to tens of hundreds of them,
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and we used to, honestly,
get kicked out
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for various misbehaving, uh...
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We called in a bomb threat
one time. Post-911.
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-Okay.
-How many do you think
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-we've been kicked out of?
-A lot.
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-All right, hotshot, I get it.
-Don't call in a bomb tonight, all right?
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-I won't.
-Goodbye.
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-Peace.
-Man, that's the hardest working man
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in showbiz right there.
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-Him? Elz?
-Yeah.
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Come on, don't fall
for that fuckin' shit.
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I work ten times harder
than him-- he just met
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the right people at the...
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Wow.
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You know, I never just, like,
think to look up at the sky
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and, like, the mountains,
and, like, appreciate
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-all of the...
-Can I borrow some money?
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This bar mitzvah ain't
gonna get me by, dawg,
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and moms is struggling.
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I need a few dollars, bro,
like an advance or something.
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We ain't got no shows.
You on album mode.
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Like, I don't know
what to do, dawg.
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Yeah. Okay.
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How much money?
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A little'll go a long way,
to be honest.
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All right, yeah, no problem.
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I'm thinking...
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Actually, can we talk about this
when I'm not high?
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-Yeah. Enjoy the weed, bro.
-Cool.
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I am Queens Boulevard!
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[laughs]
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Do you get that?
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Nah. It sounds like
a corny Broadway, though.
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A corny Broadway?
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It's a... [stammers]
Do Black people watch Entourage?
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-I don't watch that shit.
-♪ Hi, I'm Dave♪
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♪ I'm Lil Dicky♪
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-♪ Hi, I'm Dave♪
-♪ Who's Dave?♪
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DAVE:
Boys will be boys.
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And that time in my life
was truly the best.
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I used to sit on the spigot--
you know, like, outside
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where you
fill water balloons up?
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I'd sit on it and let the water
gush all the way up my body,
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while everyone else crowded
around to see if I got hard.
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-Why?
-Don't ask me.
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I was just a mindless extension
of my boner back then.
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We did the craziest shit.
There was one occasion
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where I actually licked
a hamster's pussy.
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-What?!
-Ew! What the fuck?
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I was dared.
I'm not gonna turn down a dare.
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You had to.
This is what you did.
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You had to do it.
Elz dared me.
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I think this is
a Jewish camp thing.
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No, I have plenty of kids in
my class who went to Jewish camp
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who managed to not lick
any part of a hamster, anywhere.
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-Oh, please.
-[farts]
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You think they're going up
to you and being like, "Oh,
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"Mrs. Wernick, you should know
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I just sniffed piss
out of a dirt pit"?
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-ALLY: Ugh.
-You guys never experimented at all
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-when you were kids?
-I-I had a problem with...
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thinking that, like, pretty
much all inanimate objects
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had feelings.
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So I was, like,
devastated when I threw away
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-napkins and tissues and stuff.
-DAVE: Very cute,
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but I'm really not interested
in the bush-league stuff.
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I'm talking
about the real nitty-gritty.
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-I used to Rollerblade
caterpillars in half. -[phone chimes]
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-All right.
-Yeah.
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-Kind of satanic.
-[Ally giggles]
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A little bit.
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What's so funny, Hoot?
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Uh, don't call me Hoot, Dave.
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Boundaries.
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I'm not hitting on you,
hotshot, okay?
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You're an owl
at the end of the day,
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-and you'll always be an owl.
-I never crave Indian food,
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but when I do it, I love it.
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That's pretty much exactly
how I feel about reading.
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[laughs]
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Is this the goal?
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Write any good songs lately?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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Oh, before I forget,
Elz' manager reached out.
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Are you aware that
he wants credit on every song
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-on the album he produces?
-I wasn't even aware
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he had a manager, but,
you know, if he made the beat,
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give him credit--
what do I care?
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No, but, like, as an artist.
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He wants it:
"Lil Dicky featuring Elz."
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What?
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Yeah, I thought
it was weird, too,
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-but then I just assumed you
guys had already discussed it. -No, we have not.
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Every song featuring Elz?
I don't understand.
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He's not even an artist.
He makes beats.
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-What about DJ Khaled or,
like, even Benny? -Yeah, but it's fuckin' Elz.
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He's gonna do it
manager-to-manager,
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like a fucking pussy?
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What is with him right now?
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I don't know
if it's a pussy move, Dave.
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-Oh, my God...
-People use managers... -MOSKOWITZ: There they are.
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Big men on campus
coming through!
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-Hi.
-Little Dicky.
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-Yeah. Call me Dave.
-You must be Mike?
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-Of course, yeah.
Good to see you. -How was the drive?
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You find the place okay?
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-We just... Google Maps.
-I zoned out.
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-Uh-huh.
-Fabulous home.
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Thank you.
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-Thank you.
-Where do we, uh...?
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-Oh. Follow me.
-Great.
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MOSKOWITZ:
Look who's here.
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-Huh? Look who's here.
-Hi.
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-Oh.
-Hey, man.
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-You okay? Is he...?
-He's very shy.
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-Yeah.
-He's got awful stage fright.
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-Aw.
-But honestly,
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knowing that LD
was gonna be here,
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that's helping him
get through this whole thing.
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So I-I... I don't know how
I can thank you enough
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for being here, guys.
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-Yeah. Yeah.
-Uh, everything working right?
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No, man. This, like,
eighth inch is too short,
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and the speakers
are way in my fuckin' ear,
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and it's like, dude, how am I
supposed to listen to anything
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if it's just yelling at me
the whole time, you know?
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I am so sorry. Shoot.
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Um, look, uh, I can get
a longer one here by tomorrow.
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Just let me know
what type of cord you need.
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It's really not worth it.
Honestly, like, fuck it.
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Uh, is there a way that I
can move this keyboard, though?
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'Cause it's all in my way,
and I just need to...
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-I need some space to...
-Hmm. Uh, let me think about that.
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You know, that-that's gonna be
a little harder.
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Honestly,
please don't trouble yourself.
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-We can be very flexible.
-It's so light, I can move it
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if your arms don't work
or something.
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MOSKOWITZ:
No, it's not about the weight.
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Uh, our keyboardist
is actually blind.
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He's an old friend
of the family, and...
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he's already memorized
the space.
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-I could give him a ring.
I'll give him a ring. -No. No. No.
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He's got the lay of the land.
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-We had a blind dog
when I was a kid. -Yeah.
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My dad, piece of shit, he used
to rearrange the furniture
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-so he'd bump into it
to fuck with it. -So the... Yeah.
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Yeah. So I know
what you're going through.
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I got it. Hey,
you want to not be an asshole
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to the guy who's paying us
for the event? That'd be great.
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Hey, you want to be
not an asshole
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and leave me the fuck alone?
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Mm. How about we just
sound-check, how about that?
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How about I walk away
and you do this by yourself,
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-since you're so independent?
-I don't know how to work the equipment...
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Well, figure it out.
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-Cool.
-You're so smart, right?
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Yeah, I'll figure it out,
no problem.
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It's an easy job, right?
It's not that hard to deejay.
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[amplified]:
Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah! Check, check.
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My deejay sucks.
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Uh, deep-seated insecurity.
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Masked as overconfidence.
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[loudly]:
I'm saying that sometimes I get this white foam around my mouth.
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-Let me know if you see that.
-Oh, I will.
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-I don't have it now, do I?
-DAVE: ...battling insecurity...
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-No. No.
-No.
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♪ I'm Elz, I'm so cool,
look at who I know♪
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♪ Look at where I go, look at
my coat, look above my nose♪
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♪ I got a pipe cleaner mustache
and I'm too big♪
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♪ For my britch,
but I deejay bar mitz...♪
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-Walk with me.
-Great!
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Elz, does it sound okay, or no?
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Can-can you please
just answer me and tell me
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if it sounds good?
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[music stops]
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[muttering]
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[quietly]:
Big swinging dick, huh?
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Let's play.
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Dude, I'm just trying to chill.
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I thought you had no chill
these days.
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Right? Did you say that?
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Damn, man.
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00:08:04,179 --> 00:08:05,920
And one.
234
00:08:05,963 --> 00:08:07,748
-Fuckin' bum.
-Good take. Let's go. That's one.
235
00:08:07,791 --> 00:08:09,097
MIKE:
Nice room.
236
00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:11,316
-Beautiful.
-MOSKOWITZ: Thanks.
237
00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,231
Yeah.
238
00:08:13,275 --> 00:08:14,885
Big day tomorrow.
239
00:08:14,929 --> 00:08:17,627
Words can't even describe it,
Mike.
240
00:08:17,671 --> 00:08:20,761
We are so proud of him,
the man he's becoming.
241
00:08:20,804 --> 00:08:22,197
It's...
242
00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,460
it's really special.
243
00:08:25,461 --> 00:08:27,376
I bet.
244
00:08:27,419 --> 00:08:29,683
You got kids of your own?
245
00:08:30,684 --> 00:08:32,033
Na... I do.
246
00:08:32,076 --> 00:08:33,382
Yes, I do.
247
00:08:33,425 --> 00:08:36,341
I have a six-year-old boy...
248
00:08:36,385 --> 00:08:37,865
-Darren.
-Six.
249
00:08:37,908 --> 00:08:40,258
[chuckles]:
That's the best age, isn't it?
250
00:08:40,302 --> 00:08:41,695
Yeah.
251
00:08:41,738 --> 00:08:43,653
I thought three was great.
252
00:08:43,697 --> 00:08:45,786
Six is aw... six is better.
253
00:08:45,829 --> 00:08:47,396
We, uh...
254
00:08:47,439 --> 00:08:49,790
had an autism scare...
255
00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:51,835
there for a second, yeah.
256
00:08:51,879 --> 00:08:54,011
Biting his teeth.
He would bite his bottom teeth.
257
00:08:54,055 --> 00:08:56,623
-But, um, we're all good.
-Oh, let me tell you,
258
00:08:56,666 --> 00:08:58,276
the scares never end.
259
00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:01,062
I mean, not the autism thing
specifically, but...
260
00:09:01,105 --> 00:09:03,325
Hell, you know what I mean.
261
00:09:03,368 --> 00:09:05,849
You're, uh,
you're a special guy.
262
00:09:05,893 --> 00:09:07,851
Aw, Mike, so are you. Thanks.
263
00:09:07,895 --> 00:09:09,287
-Aw.
-[chuckles]
264
00:09:09,331 --> 00:09:10,854
I love ya.
265
00:09:10,898 --> 00:09:11,899
Uh...
266
00:09:11,942 --> 00:09:14,336
[chuckles]
267
00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:15,642
[both laughing]
268
00:09:15,685 --> 00:09:17,731
Figure it out!
You gotta figure it out!
269
00:09:17,774 --> 00:09:19,515
-[Dave grunting]
-Can't do nothin'.
270
00:09:20,516 --> 00:09:22,997
ELZ: [grunts]
Oh, he's a fuckin' bitch!
271
00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,172
DAVE:
Six-seven, six-seven.
272
00:09:24,215 --> 00:09:26,914
ELZ:
What's that body like?
273
00:09:26,957 --> 00:09:28,568
What's that body like?
274
00:09:28,611 --> 00:09:29,699
Play the game.
Stop fuckin' talking.
275
00:09:30,831 --> 00:09:32,006
-Hands off.
-I'm not even touching you.
276
00:09:32,049 --> 00:09:33,573
[yells]
Are you tired?
277
00:09:33,616 --> 00:09:35,662
-[raspy panting]
-Didn't we teach you anything?
278
00:09:35,705 --> 00:09:37,141
DAVE:
This is, like, a foul. Like, you can't...
279
00:09:37,185 --> 00:09:38,490
ELZ: I'm not worried
about that too much.
280
00:09:38,534 --> 00:09:40,101
DAVE:
Should be worried about it.
281
00:09:40,144 --> 00:09:41,842
That's why I've been
running to the left, nigga!
282
00:09:42,843 --> 00:09:44,627
Now whatcha gonna do?
283
00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:45,846
Now what? Now what? Now what?
284
00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:48,022
-Look.
-Off you. Check.
285
00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:49,719
[sighs]
286
00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:51,503
Off you.
287
00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:53,462
What a fuckin'
bitch-ass call, man.
288
00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:55,551
I didn't make the rules up.
289
00:10:01,426 --> 00:10:02,819
Foul.
290
00:10:02,863 --> 00:10:04,647
What? You didn't foul me?
291
00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:06,649
-That's a terrible call.
-You don't think you fouled me?
292
00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:08,651
-No, I think you're...
-You slapped the shit out of my arm.
293
00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:10,653
-I barely touched you.
-You slapped the fuck out of my arm.
294
00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:12,568
-It sounds like a bitch.
-Take it. I don't care. I don't need it.
295
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,309
Take it, take it.
Go, go, I don't need it.
296
00:10:14,352 --> 00:10:15,658
-Incredibly immature.
I gotta go. -Oh, yeah, okay.
297
00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:17,399
You told me, you told me.
I heard it.
298
00:10:17,442 --> 00:10:19,140
-Yeah. Yeah.
-I heard it, I heard it, I heard it.
299
00:10:19,183 --> 00:10:20,924
-You want to tell me again?
-You've never been mature.
300
00:10:20,968 --> 00:10:22,447
-You want to tell me again?
-Yeah, you've never been mature.
301
00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:23,971
-No reach. No reach.
-All flash. No substance.
302
00:10:24,014 --> 00:10:26,016
No reach. No reach.
Bum ass.
303
00:10:27,191 --> 00:10:28,758
You got to make that.
304
00:10:28,802 --> 00:10:30,194
[grunting]
305
00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:40,509
Goddamn, you got to give me
some fuckin' credit!
306
00:10:40,552 --> 00:10:42,032
Whoo!
307
00:10:42,076 --> 00:10:45,906
-Shit! [laughs]
-Get your manager to ask for it.
308
00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:48,691
How about that?
309
00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:51,912
How about it? Have him...
have him call my manager.
310
00:10:51,955 --> 00:10:53,914
Maybe you'll get
the credit then.
311
00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:56,003
-Maybe I fuckin' will.
-Yeah. Maybe not.
312
00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:57,874
[chuckles]:
Maybe not. Probably not.
313
00:10:57,918 --> 00:11:00,398
-Okay.
-My closest childhood friend, doing me dirty.
314
00:11:00,442 --> 00:11:02,183
-You're a fuckin' producer.
-Produce a game point.
315
00:11:02,226 --> 00:11:04,054
[grunting]
316
00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:05,534
Get off me, nigga.
317
00:11:05,577 --> 00:11:07,275
Foul. I'm foul...
318
00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:09,581
-ELZ: Fuck!
-Foul. I called it.
319
00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:10,844
-Easy!
-I called foul.
320
00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:12,280
-Game!
-I called foul.
321
00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:14,412
-Game! Doesn't matter.
-I called foul!
322
00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:16,023
-I called it!
I was intentionally fouling. -That's called a game.
323
00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:17,938
What do you mean, you called it?
You called my foul?
324
00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:19,417
-Yeah.
-How does that work?
325
00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:20,418
You're
a shitty basketball player!
326
00:11:20,462 --> 00:11:21,637
You're a shittier artist!
327
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,292
You're a fuckin' bum!
328
00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:27,599
You don't even have
a fuckin' album anyway!
329
00:11:27,643 --> 00:11:29,645
[insects chirping]
330
00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:32,039
Good game.
331
00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:40,787
Oh... why don't you stay?
332
00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:43,441
-I can't.
I got to wake up early. -Okay, fine.
333
00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:46,706
I got to do this, like,
Jewish mar vista thing tomorrow.
334
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:48,620
A bar mitzvah?
335
00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:51,188
I think it's like a quinceañera
for the Jews.
336
00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:53,147
But you know I ain't really
into all that religious shit
337
00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:54,235
-like that, but...
-Come on.
338
00:11:54,278 --> 00:11:55,932
I'm into you.
[kisses]
339
00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:58,674
-Then stay.
-I can't, man. I gotta wiggle.
340
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,241
-Okay.
-All right, shorty.
341
00:12:00,284 --> 00:12:02,069
-Be safe.
-All right.
342
00:12:10,904 --> 00:12:12,993
You got to be kidding me.
343
00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:14,995
Where the fuck my car go?
344
00:12:21,653 --> 00:12:23,090
Fuck.
345
00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:27,268
Paloma?
346
00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:30,140
Man, what is her last name?
347
00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:31,751
Damn.
348
00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:33,187
Fuck.
349
00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:37,060
Fuck, dawg.
350
00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:39,454
This shit is crazy, dude.
351
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:53,729
Yo.
352
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,601
Hey, y'all sell iPhone chargers?
353
00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:58,081
Huh?
354
00:12:58,125 --> 00:13:01,476
iPhone chargers.
Do y'all sell iPhone chargers?
355
00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:04,392
Right there in the back.
356
00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:06,611
Nah, the other one.
357
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:07,917
The white one.
358
00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:09,745
Yeah.
359
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,268
Ten dollar.
360
00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:13,140
[Gata sighs]
361
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:23,498
Hey, you think you could
charge it up for me, though?
362
00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:26,283
No.
363
00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:28,329
For real?
364
00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:29,896
No.
365
00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:31,811
Man...
[scoffs]
366
00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:34,770
Hey, what's up, O.G.?
367
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,033
You mind if I get back there
and see if there's an outlet?
368
00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:38,861
I got a couple dollars
for you, man.
369
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:40,428
I ain't trying
to make you uncomfortable.
370
00:13:40,471 --> 00:13:42,125
I just need to charge my phone.
371
00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:44,693
No!
372
00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:46,303
No touch!
373
00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:48,305
-Are you serious?
-No!
374
00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:50,307
I'm just trying to charge
my phone, bro.
375
00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:53,267
-Go away, man!
-[scoffs]
376
00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:55,269
Hey, sir, my phone's dead, man.
377
00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:57,575
-You mind if I use
your car charger? -Sorry.
378
00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,839
[car alarm chirps]
379
00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:01,536
[sighs heavily]
380
00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:06,062
[insects chirping]
381
00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:13,548
[dogs barking in distance]
382
00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:16,507
Why the fuck this shit
got to happen to me?
383
00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:27,867
[sighs]
384
00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:39,661
[knocking]
385
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:41,184
GATA:
Hey.
386
00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:43,534
Can I use a wall outlet
to charge my phone?
387
00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:46,624
-We're not open.
-Man, I need some help. It's late out here.
388
00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:47,887
Sorry, man.
389
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:50,150
Man, come...
[scoffs]
390
00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:57,679
♪
391
00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:07,819
[sighs]
392
00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:09,909
[insects chirping]
393
00:15:37,588 --> 00:15:39,329
[vehicle approaching]
394
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:53,561
[muttering]
395
00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:04,964
[whispers]:
Oh, fuck.
396
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:07,488
[phone chimes]
397
00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:09,055
[exhales]
398
00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:11,318
[phone keys clicking]
399
00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:16,888
[line ringing]
400
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:18,847
[quietly]:
Hello?
401
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,849
Hey, my name is Davionte Ganter.
402
00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:23,330
My car just got towed.
403
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:27,856
It's a gold 2004 Chevy Impala.
404
00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:30,293
Okay. 3241 Mill Street.
405
00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:32,382
All right. Thank you.
406
00:16:33,775 --> 00:16:37,561
3241 Mill Street.
3241 Mill Street.
407
00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:46,657
-Thank you.
-Mm-hmm.
408
00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:49,443
[closes door]
409
00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:58,408
[groans]
Fuck, man.
410
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:02,412
Yo!
411
00:17:05,763 --> 00:17:08,592
[takes deep breath]
412
00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:10,681
[mutters]
413
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,078
[scoffs]
414
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:21,997
♪
415
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,043
[sighs heavily]
416
00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:29,874
♪
417
00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:47,936
How long do I have
to do this shit?
418
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:50,156
Contractually, you got to talk
to him for 20 minutes.
419
00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:52,636
-I'll give him 25,
'cause I like this. -Attaboy.
420
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:55,857
I might as well
just get it over with, then.
421
00:17:56,858 --> 00:17:58,729
-All right, well...
-What is that? What was that?
422
00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:00,470
-What?
-Be the bigger man.
423
00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:03,343
No. He's-he's wrong,
and I'm not... No way.
424
00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:05,562
All right, guys, uh,
425
00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:07,869
you mind if I join this group
of Jewish boys?
426
00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:10,045
Or I suppose there's
multiracial things happening.
427
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,047
But can I hang out with you?
428
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,875
-BOYS: Yeah.
-Um...
429
00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:16,138
which one of you guys
has the biggest cock?
430
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:17,574
[laughter]
431
00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:20,186
All right,
let's go, let's hang out.
432
00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:26,801
♪
433
00:18:26,844 --> 00:18:28,629
MIKE:
My boy Darren is such an athlete.
434
00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:30,631
I've broken up four or five
fights on the T-ball field,
435
00:18:30,674 --> 00:18:32,285
'cause he just gets so into it.
436
00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:34,417
-Really?
-He-he charges the mound almost every game.
437
00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:36,027
-In T-ball?
-A hundred percent.
438
00:18:36,071 --> 00:18:37,464
-Wow.
-And is he running through first?
439
00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:38,856
I always tell him,
"Run through, turn right.
440
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:40,684
You turn left, you're live."
441
00:18:40,728 --> 00:18:42,860
-Uh-huh.
-So he's gotten in a couple of scraps, and...
442
00:18:42,904 --> 00:18:45,211
and that's something that
I need to work on, to be honest.
443
00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:47,038
You know,
it's got to be a love in there.
444
00:18:47,082 --> 00:18:48,692
It can't just be all aggro.
445
00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:50,346
You got to love the kid.
446
00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:51,565
You know?
447
00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:53,306
-Lechayim. Yeah.
-Lechayim.
448
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:55,308
Look at me. My life on paper
couldn't be better.
449
00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:56,744
I'm actually a rapper.
450
00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:58,528
I go around the country
and I get sucked.
451
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:01,052
And still-- even still--
my life pales in comparison
452
00:19:01,096 --> 00:19:03,533
to the lives you're living
right now.
453
00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:06,188
It's so much more fun to be a
kid than any other time in life.
454
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:08,016
Have you met Lil Nas X?
455
00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:09,278
No.
456
00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,150
Uh, you ever
pass each other out?
457
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:12,847
What's that?
458
00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:14,588
That's where you put your hands
on the one person's neck
459
00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:16,938
until you lose oxygen,
you black out and faint.
460
00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:19,723
No? I used to do it
with my deejay all the time.
461
00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:20,855
It was amazing.
462
00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:22,422
-Elz, right?
-Yeah.
463
00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:24,946
I know your whole crew.
You guys are savages.
464
00:19:24,989 --> 00:19:27,253
Thank you. Yeah,
we, uh, we grew up together.
465
00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:29,080
We would always,
honestly, compete
466
00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:30,908
over who could do
the craziest shit.
467
00:19:30,952 --> 00:19:33,476
Speaking of shit, have you
ever shit on each other's shit?
468
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:36,523
Laxatives.
Eat the laxatives. Come in.
469
00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:38,655
Gut full of laxatives. Shit.
470
00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:41,441
Next guy comes in ready to pop.
Polaroid camera. Picture.
471
00:19:41,484 --> 00:19:43,617
Post it all over the lockers
at school.
472
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,662
We'd get canceled
if we did that.
473
00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:47,577
Oh, my God, are you kidding?
474
00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:50,232
-You guys worry
about cancel culture? -You have to.
475
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:51,712
You have the perfect alibi.
476
00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:53,192
You're young.
You don't know any better.
477
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:55,063
Your brains
aren't even fully formed.
478
00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:58,022
Like, the grooves in your skull
aren't even, like, creased.
479
00:19:58,066 --> 00:19:59,633
-Huh.
-MOSKOWITZ: Tell me,
480
00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:01,374
-what's your, uh, wife do?
-Mm.
481
00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:03,114
Other than break my wallet?
482
00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:05,291
-[laughs]
-I know that feeling.
483
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:08,119
-I know you do. I saw.
This is unbelievable. -[laughing]
484
00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:09,947
-This is remarkable, this home.
-Yeah.
485
00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:12,341
Uh, she's a bleeding-heart
liberal, to the max.
486
00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:14,038
We are.
I'm as far left as it goes.
487
00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:16,040
I'm so far left
I might come back around.
488
00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:17,390
-Uh-huh.
-Uh, she, uh,
489
00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:18,782
the company is called Climace.
490
00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:20,001
-Climace.
-Have you never heard of it?
491
00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:21,394
-No.
-They...
492
00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:23,396
What they do is,
they combat climate change
493
00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:26,050
and racism at the same time,
simultaneously.
494
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:27,269
-Really?
-It's such a great organization,
495
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:28,923
but the name is bad, you know.
496
00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:30,446
We're big BLM'ers.
497
00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:32,100
Are you into... are you BLM?
498
00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:33,971
-Well, of course. Yeah.
-Of cour... Yes.
499
00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:35,712
The whole time,
I thought there would only be
500
00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:37,061
the small, faint amount,
and then you're done.
501
00:20:37,105 --> 00:20:38,889
'Cause there's
nothing else there.
502
00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:40,500
I couldn't imagine that you'd do
another one, and there'd be...
503
00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:42,328
I-I was mind-blown.
I thought, I didn't realize
504
00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:44,417
you're supposed to wipe until
there's literally nothing there.
505
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:45,940
'Cause I thought,
if it's that faint,
506
00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:47,855
there can't possibly be more.
507
00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:49,726
I mean, back when I was
your age, the first time
508
00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:51,946
I ever jerked off,
I used my own thoughts.
509
00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:54,078
I mean,
if I tried to do that now,
510
00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:57,168
the women would turn to sand
and blow away in the wind.
511
00:20:57,212 --> 00:20:59,823
-Why?
-'Cause we're overly stimulated now.
512
00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:02,609
Isn't it crazy that "boner" is
the best option we have
513
00:21:02,652 --> 00:21:04,785
to, like, refer to a hard penis?
514
00:21:04,828 --> 00:21:06,961
"Hard-on"? Like, anyone is...
you're white trash
515
00:21:07,004 --> 00:21:08,441
if you say "hard-on."
516
00:21:08,484 --> 00:21:10,356
You know?
And I mean no disrespect
517
00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:12,662
to any of you guys
who might be white trash.
518
00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:19,060
No, he told me on his own.
519
00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:20,279
Mm.
520
00:21:23,673 --> 00:21:26,372
No, it was really just a test
to see how he'd react.
521
00:21:26,415 --> 00:21:29,026
I don't even need the credit.
522
00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:30,724
I don't know
if it's worth it anymore.
523
00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:32,769
DAVE:
If it makes you feel any better,
524
00:21:32,813 --> 00:21:35,685
I feel the exact same way now
as I did when I was your age.
525
00:21:35,729 --> 00:21:37,078
Like, mentally,
in terms of, like,
526
00:21:37,121 --> 00:21:39,080
the voices narrating
my thoughts--
527
00:21:39,123 --> 00:21:41,300
it's a 13-year-old boy's voice,
still.
528
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:43,302
My Torah passage makes it
such a big deal,
529
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:44,912
you know, becoming a man.
530
00:21:44,955 --> 00:21:46,479
Ugh. Come on, Torah-schmorah.
531
00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:48,045
You really believe
that horseshit?
532
00:21:48,089 --> 00:21:50,483
God made a man
out of a woman's rib?
533
00:21:50,526 --> 00:21:52,354
What is it, a five-inch man?
534
00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:53,921
You know, all that
you really need to realize,
535
00:21:53,964 --> 00:21:56,010
Jakey, is you're getting older,
536
00:21:56,053 --> 00:21:58,882
and so perhaps start thinking
about being more mature
537
00:21:58,926 --> 00:22:00,710
here and there
and more responsible.
538
00:22:00,754 --> 00:22:02,756
-That's all it is.
-But you just said
539
00:22:02,799 --> 00:22:05,324
you're the same way
you've always been.
540
00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:07,978
Yeah, but...
541
00:22:09,415 --> 00:22:12,331
...you don't want to be
like me, okay?
542
00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:14,550
-Yeah, we do.
-OTHERS: Yeah.
543
00:22:14,594 --> 00:22:16,160
No, you don't.
544
00:22:19,294 --> 00:22:21,427
♪
545
00:22:28,216 --> 00:22:30,261
[muttering]
546
00:22:32,263 --> 00:22:34,091
Yo.
547
00:22:34,135 --> 00:22:36,180
-Mm-mm.
-Can we just... can we go talk for a second?
548
00:22:36,224 --> 00:22:37,486
For what?
549
00:22:37,530 --> 00:22:39,532
-I'm being serious.
-About what?
550
00:22:39,575 --> 00:22:41,055
-Just come on. I'm just...
-You're being so dramatic, though.
551
00:22:41,098 --> 00:22:42,839
Just come on.
It's not that big of a deal.
552
00:22:42,883 --> 00:22:44,188
The longer
we let this bubble up,
553
00:22:44,232 --> 00:22:45,886
the more it's gonna suck,
so let's just...
554
00:22:45,929 --> 00:22:47,235
"Bubble up"? Why you acting
like such a bitch, bro?
555
00:22:47,278 --> 00:22:48,932
Why is it such
a dick-swinging contest?
556
00:22:48,976 --> 00:22:51,108
A dick-swinging contest?
Dude, nothing is dick-swinging.
557
00:22:51,152 --> 00:22:52,893
-Just grow the fuck up
and stop acting like a bitch. -Me grow up?
558
00:22:52,936 --> 00:22:54,068
-You... How...?
-You grow up.
559
00:22:54,111 --> 00:22:55,635
I've never even...
560
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,561
Bro.
561
00:23:08,604 --> 00:23:10,258
[sighs]
I don't know.
562
00:23:11,259 --> 00:23:13,609
-Dude.
-I don't... I'm trying to...
563
00:23:13,653 --> 00:23:15,655
I'm trying to find the words,
too, but...
564
00:23:15,698 --> 00:23:17,700
I'm trying to think about
what it was that they were...
565
00:23:17,744 --> 00:23:19,223
I can't even...
566
00:23:19,267 --> 00:23:21,182
I mean, should we say anything
to these people,
567
00:23:21,225 --> 00:23:23,445
or is this, like, textbook
boyhood experimentation, right?
568
00:23:23,489 --> 00:23:24,925
-Like...
-Not my job, bro.
569
00:23:24,968 --> 00:23:26,753
I just think about the stuff
we used to do,
570
00:23:26,796 --> 00:23:28,711
-like, with the marker
and, like, the... -Okay, enough.
571
00:23:28,755 --> 00:23:31,061
-But that doesn't matter
to me, because... -MOSKOWITZ: Hey! Hey!
572
00:23:31,105 --> 00:23:33,281
-JAKEY: Dad!
-Can I have a word with you guys?
573
00:23:33,324 --> 00:23:35,022
Yeah. Sure.
574
00:23:35,065 --> 00:23:37,546
Any idea what this is?
575
00:23:37,590 --> 00:23:38,982
-Hmm?
-Oh.
576
00:23:39,026 --> 00:23:41,245
Why would you post that
on TikTok?
577
00:23:41,289 --> 00:23:42,595
Are you out of your mind, Jakey?
578
00:23:42,638 --> 00:23:44,118
-I'm so... I mean...
-So you do know.
579
00:23:44,161 --> 00:23:45,685
-JAKEY: Dad!
-I had to get this sent to me
580
00:23:45,728 --> 00:23:47,687
-by another parent.
-Dad! -I'm sorry.
581
00:23:47,730 --> 00:23:49,036
-That's got nothing
to do with us. -Whoa, whoa.
582
00:23:49,079 --> 00:23:50,472
We didn't do anything
about that.
583
00:23:50,516 --> 00:23:51,865
-We just happened to walk...
-We walked in...
584
00:23:51,908 --> 00:23:54,563
No, no.
Jakey told me that you said
585
00:23:54,607 --> 00:23:56,478
that because his brain
isn't fully formed,
586
00:23:56,522 --> 00:23:58,654
that he can do
whatever he wants?
587
00:23:58,698 --> 00:24:01,135
So out of context. Like, there
was a whole circle of trust
588
00:24:01,178 --> 00:24:02,702
-that was...
-Oh, a-and what's this
589
00:24:02,745 --> 00:24:06,183
I hear about cunnilingus
on a marsupial?
590
00:24:06,227 --> 00:24:08,838
Hamster's a rodent, and it's...
it's a cautionary tale
591
00:24:08,882 --> 00:24:10,579
-and it's got nothing to do
with what... -I don't give...
592
00:24:10,623 --> 00:24:11,885
-We had nothing to do with that.
-I don't... I do not care!
593
00:24:11,928 --> 00:24:13,234
-Okay.
-All right?
594
00:24:13,277 --> 00:24:15,062
You should be ashamed
of yourself.
595
00:24:15,105 --> 00:24:16,933
-Both of you.
Get out of my house. -I mean, what--
596
00:24:16,977 --> 00:24:19,370
how do you think he talks? What
do you think happens when he...?
597
00:24:19,414 --> 00:24:21,155
-What does it matter?
We get paid on the back end. -He listens to Lil Dicky...
598
00:24:21,198 --> 00:24:23,418
I'm not paying you any more
money, not another dollar!
599
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,420
-Bro.
-No. You just lea...
600
00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,204
-What do you mean?
-But you need to leave right now.
601
00:24:27,248 --> 00:24:28,858
When you have a contract
with somebody,
602
00:24:28,902 --> 00:24:30,730
you just have to pay them
the money that they're owed.
603
00:24:30,773 --> 00:24:32,340
Hey, you want to control
your posse? Huh?
604
00:24:32,383 --> 00:24:33,950
-Oh, my God.
-Posse? Get a grip.
605
00:24:33,994 --> 00:24:35,474
It's a very racially charged
word, "posse," okay?
606
00:24:35,517 --> 00:24:37,084
Why don't you think
about the things you say?
607
00:24:37,127 --> 00:24:38,520
-Racially charged?
-He's my fucking friend, okay?
608
00:24:38,564 --> 00:24:40,000
-Hey, hey, hey.
-You booked Lil Dicky.
609
00:24:40,043 --> 00:24:41,697
-I don't know what you expect.
-I can't believe
610
00:24:41,741 --> 00:24:43,351
that you let Darren hang around
with these perverts!
611
00:24:43,394 --> 00:24:46,049
-Who the fuck is Darren?
-No, get the hell out right now!
612
00:24:46,093 --> 00:24:48,008
-This is a chain reaction
that you started. -Leave right now!
613
00:24:48,051 --> 00:24:50,227
-I didn't start anything!
You guys started it! -Fine, all right.
614
00:24:50,271 --> 00:24:52,099
-I'm sorry, Jakey.
-Get out of my house now! -JAKEY: Now they're leaving!
615
00:24:52,142 --> 00:24:54,754
Your fault!
You're the worst dad ever!
616
00:24:54,797 --> 00:24:56,016
You just suck it up, okay?
617
00:24:56,059 --> 00:24:57,321
-MIKE: Hey.
-Don't have a fit!
618
00:24:57,365 --> 00:24:59,062
It's his bar mitzvah.
619
00:25:03,589 --> 00:25:05,547
[Elz chuckles]
620
00:25:05,591 --> 00:25:07,723
[both laugh]
621
00:25:07,767 --> 00:25:09,638
I can't believe that kid
posted that on TikTok.
622
00:25:09,682 --> 00:25:11,422
ELZ:
I was thinking the same thing. I can't believe
623
00:25:11,466 --> 00:25:13,642
that we got kicked out
of another fucking bar mitzvah.
624
00:25:13,686 --> 00:25:15,731
-What the fuck is going on?
-We should've just called in a bomb threat.
625
00:25:15,775 --> 00:25:18,560
-We were such assholes
back then. -You were the bigger asshole
626
00:25:18,604 --> 00:25:22,042
-when we were kids,
for the record. -I was the bigger asshole?
627
00:25:23,391 --> 00:25:25,654
We were both pretty bad.
628
00:25:25,698 --> 00:25:27,787
Yeah.
629
00:25:27,830 --> 00:25:29,745
What are you doing?
630
00:25:29,789 --> 00:25:32,574
Being a bigger asshole.
631
00:25:32,618 --> 00:25:34,750
-DAVE: Oh... my God.
-Go!
632
00:25:34,794 --> 00:25:37,057
-Go, fucking go!
-Get out! Get out! Go! Come on, it's time!
633
00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:39,059
-Come on, piggy boy!
-Come on, it's time! It's time!
634
00:25:39,102 --> 00:25:40,713
-We're free! We're free!
-Come on! Come on!
635
00:25:40,756 --> 00:25:43,585
Save your soul.
Save your soul, llama.
636
00:25:43,629 --> 00:25:45,587
Come on, Pig Newton.
It's time to go, Pig Newton.
637
00:25:45,631 --> 00:25:47,720
Aah! Aah!
[mock sobbing]
638
00:25:47,763 --> 00:25:49,809
Go! Go! Yes, yes, yes!
639
00:25:49,852 --> 00:25:51,419
Go, go, go. Go, go, go.
Where'd you park?
640
00:25:51,462 --> 00:25:52,594
Uh, this way.
641
00:25:52,638 --> 00:25:54,683
[both laughing]
642
00:25:56,642 --> 00:25:58,644
[lowing]
643
00:26:02,909 --> 00:26:05,259
[bleating]
644
00:26:07,522 --> 00:26:09,742
[quietly]:
What the fuck?
645
00:26:10,699 --> 00:26:12,832
That's crazy.
646
00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:15,965
[lowing, bleating]
647
00:26:24,408 --> 00:26:26,367
JAKEY:
No, d-don't leave.
648
00:26:26,410 --> 00:26:27,368
[horse neighs]
649
00:26:27,411 --> 00:26:29,588
Gata! Gata! Gata!
650
00:26:29,631 --> 00:26:31,981
I-It's my bar mitzvah,
651
00:26:32,025 --> 00:26:35,115
and my dad just kicked out LD,
a-and now everyone's leaving.
652
00:26:35,158 --> 00:26:36,943
What you mean LD got kicked out?
653
00:26:36,986 --> 00:26:39,902
I-I know all your songs.
You guys are my favorites.
654
00:26:39,946 --> 00:26:41,338
Just please help.
655
00:26:41,382 --> 00:26:43,166
[panting]:
Please.
656
00:26:43,210 --> 00:26:45,647
-I got you, bro.
I'm gonna hook you up, man. -Okay.
657
00:26:45,691 --> 00:26:46,866
-[electronic chime]
-Okay.
658
00:26:46,909 --> 00:26:48,389
This for you, man.
659
00:26:48,432 --> 00:26:49,912
-You say it's your bar mitzvah?
-Yes. Yes.
660
00:26:49,956 --> 00:26:51,784
-I got you, bro.
-Let's go.
661
00:26:51,827 --> 00:26:53,002
-Okay.
-Come on, man.
662
00:26:53,046 --> 00:26:54,308
-Yeah.
-You ready?
663
00:26:54,351 --> 00:26:55,657
-Yeah.
-♪ Shorty wanna♪
664
00:26:55,701 --> 00:26:57,441
♪ Check, check, check, check♪
665
00:26:57,485 --> 00:26:59,139
♪ 'Cause I got my--
shorty wanna check♪
666
00:26:59,182 --> 00:27:00,749
♪ Check, check, check♪
667
00:27:00,793 --> 00:27:02,664
♪ 'Cause I got my ♪
668
00:27:02,708 --> 00:27:04,405
♪ Shorty wanna check,
check, check, check♪
669
00:27:04,448 --> 00:27:05,406
♪ 'Cause I got my--
shorty wanna...♪
670
00:27:05,449 --> 00:27:07,277
Guys, come on! Gata! Gata!
671
00:27:07,321 --> 00:27:08,888
♪ Check, check,
man, you need to check up♪
672
00:27:08,931 --> 00:27:11,151
♪ Real paper
in my Paper Denims♪
673
00:27:11,194 --> 00:27:12,631
♪ Real nigga gonna pay
for dinner♪
674
00:27:12,674 --> 00:27:14,807
♪ Oh, I'm braggin', I'm sorry♪
675
00:27:14,850 --> 00:27:16,504
♪ What I love, calamari♪
676
00:27:16,547 --> 00:27:18,288
♪ The good life
ain't new to me♪
677
00:27:18,332 --> 00:27:20,116
♪ Tell me what
you're gonna do for me♪
678
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,552
♪ I'm with two hos,
that's two for three♪
679
00:27:21,596 --> 00:27:23,206
♪ Really pimpin' like, really?♪
680
00:27:23,250 --> 00:27:25,165
♪ Hold up, baby, I'm boomin'♪
681
00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:26,819
♪ Cameras on me, they zoomin'♪
682
00:27:26,862 --> 00:27:28,734
♪ I pray to God
I don't lose it♪
683
00:27:28,777 --> 00:27:30,257
♪ Spike Lee make a movie♪
684
00:27:30,300 --> 00:27:32,563
♪ About everything I'm doin'♪
685
00:27:32,607 --> 00:27:34,348
♪ These Benjamins I'm pursuin'♪
686
00:27:34,391 --> 00:27:36,306
♪ I'm after Jacksons,
I'm the captain♪
687
00:27:36,350 --> 00:27:38,004
♪ At the dinner table
with some black napkins♪
688
00:27:38,047 --> 00:27:39,614
♪ Check, check, check, check♪
689
00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,616
♪ 'Cause I got my checkup♪
690
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:43,009
♪ Shorty wanna check,
check, check, check♪
691
00:27:43,052 --> 00:27:44,880
♪ 'Cause I got my checkup♪
692
00:27:44,924 --> 00:27:46,926
♪ Shorty wanna check,
check, check, check♪
693
00:27:46,969 --> 00:27:48,928
-♪ 'Cause I got my checkup♪
-♪ Shorty wanna♪
694
00:27:48,971 --> 00:27:50,669
♪ Check, check, check, check♪
695
00:27:50,712 --> 00:27:52,540
♪ Man, you need to check up♪
696
00:27:52,583 --> 00:27:54,629
♪
697
00:28:06,772 --> 00:28:08,469
♪ All hundos,
just for fun, though♪
698
00:28:08,512 --> 00:28:10,297
♪ Swordfish,
that's for lunch, though♪
699
00:28:10,340 --> 00:28:11,951
♪ Room service, my breakfast♪
700
00:28:11,994 --> 00:28:13,822
♪ 24-7 I'm flexin'♪
701
00:28:13,866 --> 00:28:15,737
-♪ Jackboys wanna jack the boy♪
-♪ Nope♪
702
00:28:15,781 --> 00:28:17,478
♪ 'Cause they know
I'm 'bout my stacks, boy♪
703
00:28:17,521 --> 00:28:19,132
♪ Money preachin'
like Pastor Troy♪
704
00:28:19,175 --> 00:28:20,960
♪ I'm the man, girl,
ask your boy♪
705
00:28:21,003 --> 00:28:23,005
♪ Check, check, check, check♪
706
00:28:23,049 --> 00:28:24,528
-♪ 'Cause I got my checkup♪
-♪ Shorty wanna♪
707
00:28:24,572 --> 00:28:26,574
♪ Check, check, check, check♪
708
00:28:26,617 --> 00:28:28,054
-♪ 'Cause I got my checkup♪
-♪ Shorty wanna♪
709
00:28:28,097 --> 00:28:30,099
♪ Check, check, check, check♪
710
00:28:30,143 --> 00:28:31,753
-♪ 'Cause I got my checkup♪
-♪ Shorty wanna♪
711
00:28:31,797 --> 00:28:33,320
♪ Check, check, check, check♪
712
00:28:33,363 --> 00:28:35,583
♪ Man, you need to check up.♪
713
00:28:53,775 --> 00:28:57,039
Making an album
has been, like, psychological chaos.
714
00:28:57,083 --> 00:28:58,214
[HIP-HOP INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING]
715
00:28:58,258 --> 00:28:59,476
It's got to be so smart...
716
00:29:00,129 --> 00:29:01,174
[BEATBOXING]
717
00:29:01,217 --> 00:29:02,523
...so poignant...
718
00:29:02,566 --> 00:29:03,959
[BOTH LAUGHING][WHOOPING]
719
00:29:06,135 --> 00:29:07,180
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
720
00:29:07,223 --> 00:29:08,268
[MAN WHOOPING]
721
00:29:08,311 --> 00:29:09,356
...reinventive.
722
00:29:09,399 --> 00:29:10,400
[ALL CHEERING]
723
00:29:12,402 --> 00:29:13,664
I'm gonna be okay, right?
724
00:29:14,970 --> 00:29:16,102
Yeah.Yes.
725
00:29:16,145 --> 00:29:17,407
He'll be fine.Oh, yeah.
726
00:29:17,451 --> 00:29:18,539
♪ Hi, I'm Dave
727
00:29:18,582 --> 00:29:19,670
[SCREAMING]
728
00:29:19,714 --> 00:29:20,933
♪ Hi, I'm Dave
729
00:29:20,976 --> 00:29:23,805
♪ Hi, I'm Dave
730
00:29:25,241 --> 00:29:27,809
I'm an addict, and I'm
an out-of-control addict.
731
00:29:27,853 --> 00:29:30,420
And what I've learned is
I'm not that healthy.
732
00:29:30,464 --> 00:29:32,074
I want to talk to people
that are open.
733
00:29:32,118 --> 00:29:33,684
I want to learn about myself,
734
00:29:33,728 --> 00:29:35,425
and that's
my intention, right?MAN: Right.
735
00:29:35,469 --> 00:29:36,644
DAVID: It's not going
the way I want.
736
00:29:40,866 --> 00:29:42,258
[GROWLING]
737
00:29:42,302 --> 00:29:44,391
BOTH:
Stop yelling at me! Stop yelling at me!
738
00:29:46,741 --> 00:29:47,916
I'm cool with that.
739
00:29:47,966 --> 00:29:52,516
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