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Aw... you poor thing.
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- Yeah, I'm almost out of fries.
- Not you.
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I'm saying "Aw..."
to this story I'm reading
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about a little boy
who was born deaf,
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and they're trying to get him
cochlear implants
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if they can raise enough money.
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They have
a KickFundy campaign going.
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What's Kicky Fundy?
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It's not "Kicky Fundy."
It's "KickFundy."
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- Like that makes more sense.
- It's a fundraising site.
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People who are struggling
explain what's going on,
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and strangers contribute
to their cause.
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What?
Free money for complaining?
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I could make a killing!
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There are times when I'd
pay not to be able to hear.
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That's an
insensitive thing to say.
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I just meant about Dad.
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- I'd be willing to pay to not hear him.
- How much?
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Well, everything
isn't a joke, Brent.
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Sometimes you can be too glib,
and it can be a bit jerky.
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No, I'm not...
I'm not being...
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Look, I'm fully on board
with this kid.
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We should do something
to contribute.
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Maybe a fundraising event,
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- get a band...
- Yeah!
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We should get our old high
school band back together!
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That is not at all
what I was saying.
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Get Thunderface back together?
Count me in!
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No, no,
we're not doing that.
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Ah, typical Brent.
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- All glib, no go.
- That's not...
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Okay, fine, we'll do it.
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We'll get Thunderface
back together.
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- For one night only.
- Yeah! And then maybe a tour.
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We should buy a bus.
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I can say no to the tour
and the bus, right?
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, baby
you're so wrong ♪
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Put your phone down
for two minutes,
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and get the video camera.
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The phone is a camera, genius.
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So, what am I supposed
to be shooting?
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Me. I got some stuff
to get off my chest
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and onto Kicky Fundy
for a pretty penny.
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Those are like random words
being dumped out of a bag.
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What are you guys doing?
Squabbling?
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What's the squabble topic?
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I'm mad at him
for wasting my time,
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and he's mad at me
for not being happy
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that he's wasting my time.
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- Keep it up, and you're off the film.
- Deal.
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Film?
You're making a movie?
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- Let me help.
- Your phone have a camera?
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- It's got three.
- You're fired!
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All right!
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I wonder if we even remember
how to play.
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- It's been a while.
- I know.
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We did some gigs
in high school,
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then that one gig at the bar
a few years back,
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then a nebulous amount
of time went by,
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- and here we are.
- I know I'm the newbie here,
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but maybe we should
update our sound.
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We should go heavy.
Heavy punk.
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No, Electro House.
Like Daft Punk.
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Should we just play the
theme to Punky Brewster?
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Jeez, how old
is that reference?
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A nebulous amount of time.
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- Hello, Kicky Fundy.
- "KickFundy."
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I have a beef about
how seniors are treated
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here in Dog River.
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Our Seniors' Centre
is more like a trash heap!
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The chairs are hard.
The apples are soft.
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The soup's too hot.
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There are pieces missing
in the puzzles!
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Myrtle's hips squeak so loud
it makes my eye twitch.
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So gimme some money.
There.
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Do you think any of these
dial-up ding-dongs
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- are gonna go for it?
- Not if we leave in that last part.
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Okay, looks like
we're pretty much ready
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to start practicing.
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Gimme a second to tune my axe,
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and then we'll see
how bad we sound.
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Hey, cool!
It's your old notebook
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with all the songs you wrote
back in high school.
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Okay, give it here.
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Relax, I just need
to refresh my memory
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on some of the lyrics.
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No need.
I'll prompt you if you forget.
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- Hand it over.
- Hey... I don't remember this song.
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Is it a romantic ballad
or something?
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No, it's not,
it's thrash metal, actually.
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"That pretty twinkle
in your eyes..."
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Kinda romantic for thrash metal.
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"I love the smell of your hair."
Ew, hair-sniffing is creepy.
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"I should've told ya
You're sweet as cream soda"?
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Woof!
Detroit Barf City.
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Okay, you've all
had your laughs
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and your barfs, and we can move on now.
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We should play this.
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It could be the sound
we're looking for.
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No!
We're not playing that song,
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and that's final.
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You think any of these
dial-up ding-dongs
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are gonna go for it?
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I thought you were gonna cut that.
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We need to re-do the whole thing.
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It's just you complaining.
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That's the whole
Kicky Fundy business model.
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No, it's not.
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It's about emotion,
making human connection.
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You need to pull
the heartstrings.
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Ah, I get ya.
Sap it up a bit, huh?
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Turn on the waterworks.
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We should shoot this
at the actual Seniors' Centre,
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to capture the sights,
and sounds, and smells.
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- Well, not the smells.
- Thank God.
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Hey, Brent.
How goes the band thing?
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Just heading
back to practice now.
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We had a bit
of a speed bump earlier,
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but I'm sure we can
smooth that out
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and be ready
for the fundraiser.
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♪ Your crispy crinkle fries ♪
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♪ That pretty twinkle
in your eyes... ♪
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Hey, whoa!
What the hell are you doing?
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Your song.
It's really growing on me.
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Yeah. It's not so barfy
when it's being sung.
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I said we weren't doing that song!
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I even said, "That's final,"
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and then I stormed off
angrily, in a huff!
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Brent, did you write that song?
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Yeah, it's a romantic ballad
he wrote back in high school.
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Yes, well, a long time ago,
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so let's forget that
and get to work.
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Ooh, did you have
a secret high school crush?
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Who was she?
Or is she?
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Does she still live here?
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Sorry, can't hear you.
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Come on, Brent.
Gimme a clue.
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Who was your
high school crush?
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Okay, let's take a break.
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I need a new guitar string.
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But all your strings are...
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- That's five!
- Aah!
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Do any of you guys know
who Brent's crush was?
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No idea.
I only ever saw him
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get hot and bothered
over snacks.
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Hey, if we're taking a break,
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I'm gonna pop home for a minute.
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Brent was probably just
writing about some hottie
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off a TV show,
like "I Dream of Jeannie"
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or "Charlie's Angels"
or "Bikini Bake-Off."
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Hmm, I don't recall
"Bikini Bake-Off."
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That's just my working title.
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If I get a network
to buy the pitch,
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t-they may want
to change the name.
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- Ah, I see.
- You, uh... you ever do any baking?
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Yeah, but always
in a one-piece.
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This thing with Brent...
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I was just teasing him,
but if he gets this upset,
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he must've had serious
feelings for this girl.
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Hmm... Mm-hmm.
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This one-piece,
is it tops or bottoms?
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We're done here.
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The twilight years are upon
these old, tired souls.
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A lifetime of hard work
and sacrifice behind them.
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Haven't they earned a rest?
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But here, there is no rest.
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Well, that one is resting,
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but most of them can't find
any comfort.
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Saggy old sofa,
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stained with God knows what.
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Dinner on a hard metal
folding chair
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that's just as likely to collapse
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as it is to pinch their privates.
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I can't imagine winding up
in a place like this,
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so I'm asking you
to look in your heart.
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Look in your soul.
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Look over there...
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Even their dog is old,
forgotten, and unloved.
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That's the fifth time
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you've cut away
to that mangy dog.
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Animals are a sure bet.
They make the audience feel.
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Yeah, feel confused.
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- She hates it.
- If you're happy with it,
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and I don't
have to do anything,
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I think it's perfect.
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- Shall we upload it?
- Oh, hell yeah.
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And... there.
It's into the ether.
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So, uh... where does the money come out?
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Okay, look,
I apologize for being weird
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- about this song stuff.
- Forgiven.
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Okay, I worked up a set list,
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and we'll do your romantic song
in the five slot.
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No! Come on, we have
to stick to our roots,
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- rock 'n' roll!
- Those songs got us nowhere.
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I think our glaringly
limited talent
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might've contributed
to the nowhere.
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- All right! Let's get punk, you pukes!
- What the hell?
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If we're gonna do this,
let's do this!
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Death Before Disco!
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Woof!
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Now hear this!
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D.J. PoPo in the house!
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Everybody get down
on the ground,
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and put your hands up!
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It's about to get legal
up in here!
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No, no, no!
We're not punk,
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we're not house,
we're Thunderface!
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Thunderface forever!
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- Who's with me?
- I need an aspirin.
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♪ Your crispy
crinkle fries ♪
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♪ That pretty twinkle
in your eyes... ♪
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- The twinkle in my what?
- Oh, nothing,
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but since you asked me
about that song...
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let's talk about it.
It's Brent's song.
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- Like "Laura's Theme"?
- No, your son, Brent.
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In high school, he wrote a song
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about a girl he had a crush on.
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It was pretty serious, too,
from what I hear.
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Why didn't I know about this?
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I could have given him a push,
married him off.
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I'd be swimming
in grandkids by now.
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- Who was the girl?
- I don't know.
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I sort of assumed
you might know.
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I never saw him
with any girls.
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He never seemed
to have any interest.
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Do you think
Brent might be gay?
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Hmm, I doubt it.
Did you ever ask him?
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I never would've got
a straight answer.
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"Straight." I didn't
even mean that as a joke.
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- I'm good.
- Well, I know what you mean
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about no straight answers.
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He is a bit glib sometimes.
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It's like he uses humour
as a defense mechanism.
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Maybe he's asexual.
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More like "nay-sexual."
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The glib thing,
it might be hereditary.
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Have you checked it?
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Any money coming in
to the Kicky Fundy kitty?
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You might wanna look at this.
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- 420 bucks!
- And it's gaining momentum!
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At this rate, we could
raise some significant cash.
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You've done a real
good thing here, Oscar.
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Don't I know it!
246
00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:08,089
Finding Brent's mystery crush
shouldn't be hard.
247
00:10:08,091 --> 00:10:10,425
There were only 12 people
in his grad class.
248
00:10:10,427 --> 00:10:11,926
Wow, that is tiny.
249
00:10:11,928 --> 00:10:14,863
Oh, look, there's Murray.
250
00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:18,199
- I always liked Murray.
- I doubt it's him.
251
00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:19,868
We can use the lyrics as clues.
252
00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:21,469
"Your crispy crinkle fries,
253
00:10:21,471 --> 00:10:23,671
that pretty twinkle in your eyes.
254
00:10:23,673 --> 00:10:27,142
I love the smell of your hair,
trying not to stare.
255
00:10:27,144 --> 00:10:28,710
I know I should've told ya,
256
00:10:28,712 --> 00:10:30,478
You're as sweet
as cream soda."
257
00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:31,846
Well, that doesn't
technically rhyme.
258
00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:34,349
- The point is, it's not Murray.
- I don't know,
259
00:10:34,351 --> 00:10:36,284
those are some twinkling eyes.
260
00:10:36,286 --> 00:10:38,920
He's 17, and his hair's
already thinning?
261
00:10:38,922 --> 00:10:41,990
- Plus he's a guy.
- A mother can dream.
262
00:10:41,992 --> 00:10:43,491
Hmm, what about her?
263
00:10:43,493 --> 00:10:47,228
She has good hair.
Might smell nice.
264
00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:49,232
Oh. Here she is
with the hockey team.
265
00:10:49,932 --> 00:10:52,434
Yikes. The song mentions
a beautiful smile.
266
00:10:52,436 --> 00:10:53,401
That ain't it.
267
00:10:53,536 --> 00:10:55,970
What about this husky girl
with the wicked mullet?
268
00:10:55,972 --> 00:10:59,508
- That's Brent.
- Oh, and you wonder
269
00:10:59,509 --> 00:11:00,508
why he didn't date more?
270
00:11:00,510 --> 00:11:03,211
Could it be someone
from outside of school?
271
00:11:03,213 --> 00:11:06,681
We're going on a deep dive.
To the attic!
272
00:11:09,652 --> 00:11:12,954
1,200 bucks.
All right...
273
00:11:13,957 --> 00:11:16,257
I saw Oscar's video.
274
00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:19,527
Is it true he's raising money
for the Seniors' Centre?
275
00:11:19,529 --> 00:11:22,630
Yes, though, I don't know
if I'd call it "Oscar's video."
276
00:11:22,632 --> 00:11:26,034
I had a pretty big hand
in shaping the narrative.
277
00:11:26,036 --> 00:11:28,269
I'm an associate producer.
278
00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:31,339
- We're thinking about Sundance.
- This is great!
279
00:11:31,341 --> 00:11:34,442
The Seniors' Centre desperately
needs to be fixed up.
280
00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:36,311
Oscar should form a committee.
281
00:11:36,313 --> 00:11:39,214
That's a great idea.
Hop in, and we'll go talk to him.
282
00:11:41,384 --> 00:11:43,318
Ike wants to discuss
what your plans are
283
00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:44,686
for the fundraising money.
284
00:11:44,688 --> 00:11:46,054
You're looking at it.
285
00:11:46,056 --> 00:11:48,289
So, you bought
that massage chair
286
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:49,824
for the Seniors' Centre?
287
00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:53,027
Why the hell would I do that?
288
00:11:53,029 --> 00:11:55,430
The KickyDummy dough is for me.
289
00:11:55,432 --> 00:11:57,899
What? But in our
short independent film,
290
00:11:57,901 --> 00:11:59,667
- you said...
- I said,
291
00:11:59,835 --> 00:12:02,237
"I can't imagine myself
in a place like that."
292
00:12:02,239 --> 00:12:04,472
I'm gonna spend
my twilight years here,
293
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:07,075
so I'll need some quality care.
294
00:12:07,077 --> 00:12:09,177
Comfy chair, foot bath,
295
00:12:09,179 --> 00:12:11,279
foot dryer, footie pajamas.
296
00:12:11,281 --> 00:12:15,617
So you had a hand in producing
this cash-grab video?
297
00:12:15,619 --> 00:12:18,853
Well, Associate Producer
doesn't mean anything.
298
00:12:18,855 --> 00:12:21,189
Vanity credit.
Oscar directed.
299
00:12:23,926 --> 00:12:25,860
Can we just play one song?
300
00:12:25,862 --> 00:12:27,495
Please? One song?
301
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,030
- I'm in.
- Let's go.
302
00:12:29,032 --> 00:12:31,065
1, 2...
1, 2, 3, 4...
303
00:12:31,067 --> 00:12:33,368
Why can't that one song
be the ballad?
304
00:12:33,370 --> 00:12:36,137
Because I don't want us
to play that song.
305
00:12:36,139 --> 00:12:37,739
You're acting like a total diva!
306
00:12:37,741 --> 00:12:40,375
Maybe we should start
calling you Brentyonce.
307
00:12:40,377 --> 00:12:43,745
- Or Brentney Spears.
- Brentstina Aguilera.
308
00:12:43,747 --> 00:12:46,381
- Jennifer Lo-Brent.
- I'm not being a diva,
309
00:12:46,383 --> 00:12:48,583
and Brentifer Lopez
would've been better.
310
00:12:48,585 --> 00:12:51,853
Point is, you're the one
making this complicated.
311
00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:53,121
We're playing for one night.
312
00:12:53,123 --> 00:12:54,889
It's not like
we're even a real band.
313
00:12:54,891 --> 00:12:56,958
How... dare... you?!
314
00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:59,427
Real bands practice
more than once a decade,
315
00:12:59,429 --> 00:13:01,196
and they generally
have a guitarist.
316
00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:02,764
You're the guitarist!
317
00:13:02,766 --> 00:13:04,999
Was the guitarist.
I quit.
318
00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:07,001
You can't quit, because...
319
00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:08,469
I'm kicking you
out of the band!
320
00:13:08,471 --> 00:13:10,505
Well, you can't
play any of my songs.
321
00:13:10,507 --> 00:13:13,841
Or call yourselves Thunderface.
I came up with that.
322
00:13:13,843 --> 00:13:16,644
- No, we came up with that together.
- Then you can keep half.
323
00:13:16,646 --> 00:13:19,957
Thunder or Face.
Take your pick.
324
00:13:19,992 --> 00:13:22,217
Obviously we want Face!
325
00:13:28,813 --> 00:13:31,415
Wow, Hank, your garage
is pretty cramped,
326
00:13:31,417 --> 00:13:34,351
and, uh, I don't
wanna say "rank," but...
327
00:13:34,473 --> 00:13:37,274
Brent's garage is like Graceland
compared to this dump,
328
00:13:37,276 --> 00:13:39,764
but, no,
you had to go and kick him out
329
00:13:39,799 --> 00:13:42,212
- just because he quit.
- We don't need Brent.
330
00:13:42,214 --> 00:13:43,947
Look.
I can just hold the guitar
331
00:13:43,949 --> 00:13:46,082
and make guitar sounds
with my mouth.
332
00:13:46,084 --> 00:13:47,150
Deedle-ee-oo!
333
00:13:47,152 --> 00:13:48,985
Deedle-eedle-ooh-yow-yow!
334
00:13:48,987 --> 00:13:51,555
Interesting,
but a better idea
335
00:13:51,557 --> 00:13:54,324
would be to replace
your mouth with my synth.
336
00:13:57,029 --> 00:13:59,062
Scratch that,
we've gotta go punk.
337
00:13:59,064 --> 00:14:00,430
It's not 1970, Wanda.
338
00:14:00,432 --> 00:14:03,099
No one listens to music
with instruments anymore.
339
00:14:03,101 --> 00:14:06,136
What if we merged
the sounds together?
340
00:14:06,138 --> 00:14:09,072
We take the fun protestiness
of punk
341
00:14:09,074 --> 00:14:11,441
and the newness
of electronic music.
342
00:14:11,443 --> 00:14:13,977
We'll call it E-punk.
343
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:16,146
I don't hate
the sound of that.
344
00:14:16,148 --> 00:14:18,315
- As long as...
- You can wear your helmet,
345
00:14:18,317 --> 00:14:20,784
and I'll wear my outfit,
and Hank...
346
00:14:20,786 --> 00:14:21,585
has a truck.
347
00:14:21,719 --> 00:14:24,287
Now we just need
a new killer band name.
348
00:14:24,289 --> 00:14:26,189
We got custody of "Face,"
349
00:14:26,191 --> 00:14:28,258
the best part
of the old name...
350
00:14:28,260 --> 00:14:30,360
- Lightning Face?
- Tsunami Face!
351
00:14:30,362 --> 00:14:32,376
Cloudy with
a Chance of Face!
352
00:14:32,411 --> 00:14:36,145
Maybe we should get off
weather-related face ideas.
353
00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:38,635
About Face?
Barf Face!
354
00:14:38,637 --> 00:14:41,004
- Face Barf!
- Face Chunks!
355
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:44,074
I love it!
Face Chunks for life!
356
00:14:44,076 --> 00:14:45,642
He seems excited about it.
357
00:14:45,644 --> 00:14:47,043
Let's just play some music.
358
00:14:47,045 --> 00:14:48,678
All right,
Face Chunks on four!
359
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:52,215
No wait, Brent used to
say "four." I want 11.
360
00:14:52,217 --> 00:14:53,617
A-one, a-two,
361
00:14:53,619 --> 00:14:56,853
a-one, two, three, four,
five, six, seven...
362
00:14:58,924 --> 00:15:01,024
Aw, is that Baby Brent?
363
00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:03,360
So cute, little rascal,
all covered in mud.
364
00:15:03,362 --> 00:15:05,195
That's gravy.
365
00:15:05,197 --> 00:15:07,764
Oh, and here was
my knitting circle.
366
00:15:07,766 --> 00:15:09,266
There's your Aunt Ruby,
367
00:15:09,268 --> 00:15:12,435
and look, here's Brent
with Ruby at the cafe.
368
00:15:12,437 --> 00:15:14,204
She was so sweet to him.
369
00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:15,839
Crispy fries...
370
00:15:15,841 --> 00:15:18,975
nice hair, twinkling eyes,
371
00:15:18,977 --> 00:15:21,244
- all of her teeth...
- Oh, my God.
372
00:15:21,246 --> 00:15:24,247
He had a schoolboy crush
on my aunt.
373
00:15:24,249 --> 00:15:26,349
Well, she was a great cook.
374
00:15:26,351 --> 00:15:30,020
- Can I have this photo?
- Of course.
375
00:15:31,657 --> 00:15:35,125
Oh, you're sad that
he's not gay, aren't you?
376
00:15:35,127 --> 00:15:37,527
It would explain so much,
377
00:15:37,529 --> 00:15:40,063
and Murray's a doctor now.
378
00:15:43,402 --> 00:15:45,168
♪ Why-ai-ai! ♪
379
00:15:45,170 --> 00:15:47,103
♪ A-why! A-why! ♪
380
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:50,140
Are you just saying "why"
over and over again?
381
00:15:50,142 --> 00:15:51,908
Yeah.
Brent took all the songs,
382
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:54,577
so I was just trying
to let it flow.
383
00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:56,880
And all you could
come up with was "why"?
384
00:15:56,882 --> 00:15:59,683
- Why not?
- I have an idea.
385
00:15:59,685 --> 00:16:02,285
There's this algorithm
on the Internet to write songs.
386
00:16:02,287 --> 00:16:05,155
We could feed it the lyrics
to a Top 40 electro song.
387
00:16:05,157 --> 00:16:06,690
Ooh, do "TGIParty"!
388
00:16:06,692 --> 00:16:09,526
Then we combine that
with a '90s punk song.
389
00:16:09,528 --> 00:16:12,329
How about
"Drunk At Your Dad's House"?
390
00:16:12,331 --> 00:16:15,398
Oh, I love that one.
The lyrics are so deep.
391
00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,367
Okay, Hank,
I texted you the lyrics.
392
00:16:17,369 --> 00:16:19,269
Let's try it with a melody.
393
00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:24,039
♪ T.G.I. your dad!
T.G.I. your dad ! ♪
394
00:16:24,074 --> 00:16:25,327
♪ I like to drink your dad! ♪
395
00:16:25,362 --> 00:16:26,343
♪ Me and your dad!
Me and your dad! ♪
396
00:16:26,345 --> 00:16:28,111
♪ Why! Why! ♪
397
00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:31,448
♪ Why-eeee... not! ♪
398
00:16:32,471 --> 00:16:33,736
I added the last part.
399
00:16:33,738 --> 00:16:34,604
Well, the whole thing sucked.
400
00:16:34,606 --> 00:16:37,841
Ah, the algorithm
just needs a few tweaks,
401
00:16:37,843 --> 00:16:40,176
- or Hank does.
- Speaking of me,
402
00:16:40,178 --> 00:16:42,512
I've been working on a song.
403
00:16:42,514 --> 00:16:43,346
It's a ballad.
404
00:16:43,348 --> 00:16:46,316
Goes a little something
like this...
405
00:16:46,318 --> 00:16:49,152
♪ Your rectangle eyes ♪
406
00:16:49,154 --> 00:16:51,421
♪ Frame your round head ♪
407
00:16:51,423 --> 00:16:54,691
♪ My lifelong friend ♪
408
00:16:54,693 --> 00:16:56,159
♪ It's like you're dead ♪
409
00:16:56,161 --> 00:16:58,394
Is he talking about Brent?
410
00:16:58,396 --> 00:16:59,596
So, uh,
what do you think?
411
00:16:59,598 --> 00:17:02,098
I think we need
Brent back. Badly.
412
00:17:04,603 --> 00:17:10,173
- Hey there...
- Hey. You're looking... weird.
413
00:17:10,175 --> 00:17:11,641
I'm being coy,
414
00:17:11,643 --> 00:17:14,277
because I have
a nugget of information,
415
00:17:14,279 --> 00:17:16,312
but I'm holding back
sharing it with you.
416
00:17:16,314 --> 00:17:17,881
Yeah, I know
what "coy" means.
417
00:17:17,883 --> 00:17:19,983
I figured out
who your crush is.
418
00:17:19,985 --> 00:17:23,019
Oh. Well, listen,
when I wrote that...
419
00:17:23,021 --> 00:17:25,588
Oh, don't be embarrassed.
I think it's adorable.
420
00:17:25,590 --> 00:17:27,757
- You do?
- Yeah, so cute.
421
00:17:27,759 --> 00:17:31,893
Teenage boy with a secret
crush on my Aunt Ruby?
422
00:17:31,929 --> 00:17:34,230
Yeah, I guess that would be sort
of adorable.
423
00:17:34,232 --> 00:17:35,598
She was a real dish.
424
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,400
Hubba hubba,
pardon my French,
425
00:17:37,402 --> 00:17:39,903
but, alas, I was 17,
426
00:17:39,905 --> 00:17:42,505
she was a crusty old nag of 36...
427
00:17:42,507 --> 00:17:45,942
- Hey, I'm 36!
- Oh, right.
428
00:17:45,944 --> 00:17:46,809
What do you want?
429
00:17:46,977 --> 00:17:49,045
You can't have Thunder.
You already called Face.
430
00:17:49,047 --> 00:17:52,749
Well, Face Chunks blows.
Blows chunks.
431
00:17:52,751 --> 00:17:53,983
I'm sorry, Brent.
432
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:56,252
C-Can we get Thunderface
back together?
433
00:17:56,254 --> 00:17:58,488
I promise I won't
mention the song
434
00:17:58,490 --> 00:18:00,523
that won't be mentioned
ever again.
435
00:18:00,525 --> 00:18:01,758
You mean his love song
436
00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:03,826
- about my Aunt Ruby?
- Say what?
437
00:18:03,928 --> 00:18:06,396
- Shut it, zip it, that's mentioning.
- But...
438
00:18:06,398 --> 00:18:09,566
Go practice being coy
somewhere else.
439
00:18:09,568 --> 00:18:10,600
I'm in.
440
00:18:12,971 --> 00:18:15,905
♪ ...make a million dollars and... ♪
441
00:18:28,753 --> 00:18:31,454
All right, thanks for
coming out, everybody,
442
00:18:31,456 --> 00:18:32,989
and thanks for donating money
443
00:18:32,991 --> 00:18:36,349
to help that Internet kid
get his bionic ears.
444
00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:39,495
I've got a couple of
notes here from Phil.
445
00:18:39,497 --> 00:18:41,364
One is for Lanny.
446
00:18:41,366 --> 00:18:44,200
Your truck is parked
too close to a hydrant,
447
00:18:44,202 --> 00:18:45,668
so move it or lose it.
448
00:18:45,670 --> 00:18:46,636
The second
449
00:18:46,638 --> 00:18:50,707
is that the whole
hearing operation kid thing
450
00:18:50,709 --> 00:18:52,375
was an Internet scam,
451
00:18:52,377 --> 00:18:55,678
and it's been removed
from KickFundy.
452
00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:59,582
So... hmm.
Don't we all feel foolish.
453
00:18:59,584 --> 00:19:01,818
I have an announcement too.
454
00:19:01,820 --> 00:19:04,683
Lanny, your truck's
been towed.
455
00:19:05,322 --> 00:19:07,890
Also, Oscar has been
raising money,
456
00:19:07,892 --> 00:19:10,193
and with a strong arm
of encouragement
457
00:19:10,195 --> 00:19:11,894
from the D.R.P.D.,
458
00:19:11,896 --> 00:19:14,430
he's donating all funds raised
459
00:19:14,432 --> 00:19:16,332
to the Seniors' Centre!
460
00:19:16,334 --> 00:19:19,469
- Whoo-hoo! Awesome!
- I've been robbed!
461
00:19:19,471 --> 00:19:21,871
And my dad's
been robbed, apparently.
462
00:19:21,873 --> 00:19:24,607
Also, we'll be donating
all the money we raised
463
00:19:24,609 --> 00:19:26,909
for this "fake kid cyber fraud
464
00:19:26,911 --> 00:19:29,312
what the hell
is wrong with people" scam
465
00:19:29,314 --> 00:19:32,215
to the Seniors' Centre too, so...
466
00:19:32,217 --> 00:19:35,062
rock on.
467
00:19:41,171 --> 00:19:42,138
Wow.
468
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:43,873
He really needs to keep
his secret notebook
469
00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:45,208
somewhere else.
470
00:19:45,210 --> 00:19:47,243
Green ink.
What a weirdo.
471
00:19:47,245 --> 00:19:49,612
Brent got that pen
from an F.F.S. convention
472
00:19:49,614 --> 00:19:50,746
a few months ago.
473
00:19:50,748 --> 00:19:53,082
- F.F.S.?
- Freaks For Sasquatch.
474
00:19:53,084 --> 00:19:56,085
If you tilt it,
Sasquatch puts on a bikini.
475
00:19:56,087 --> 00:19:58,254
I wonder if he bakes.
476
00:19:58,256 --> 00:20:02,024
Too hairy, but he is buff.
477
00:20:02,026 --> 00:20:05,328
Hang on,
if this green pen is new,
478
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:07,096
how could Brent
have written that song
479
00:20:07,098 --> 00:20:10,032
- back in high school?
- Dunno. Don't bring up the song.
480
00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:12,635
We just got the band
back together.
481
00:20:12,637 --> 00:20:13,970
Hmm...
482
00:20:14,805 --> 00:20:16,973
♪ Your crispy crinkle fries ♪
483
00:20:16,975 --> 00:20:20,342
♪ That pretty twinkle
in your eyes... ♪
484
00:20:20,979 --> 00:20:23,913
♪ ...something-something
teeth... ♪
485
00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:25,915
Crinkle cut!
486
00:20:27,285 --> 00:20:30,520
Aunt Ruby only served
straight-cut fries.
487
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,659
Hey, Brent,
I've been thinking about
488
00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:37,026
changing up the menu,
489
00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:39,162
getting rid of
the crinkle-cut fries,
490
00:20:39,164 --> 00:20:41,230
and going retro with straight cut.
491
00:20:41,232 --> 00:20:43,967
- What do you think?
- No. No way.
492
00:20:43,968 --> 00:20:46,508
- Crinkle are the best.
- Really?
493
00:20:46,543 --> 00:20:48,371
Well, what is
it you like about them?
494
00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:51,040
I don't know,
I can't put my finger on it.
495
00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:53,843
They're just great,
and they feel right.
496
00:20:53,845 --> 00:20:54,877
I love them.
497
00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:56,078
Well, if you
love them so much,
498
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,156
why don't you marry them?
499
00:20:58,821 --> 00:21:02,650
What?
That's not actually an option, is it?
500
00:21:06,688 --> 00:21:07,987
♪ I don't know ♪
501
00:21:07,989 --> 00:21:09,789
♪ The same things
you don't know ♪
502
00:21:13,193 --> 00:21:15,028
♪ I don't know ♪
503
00:21:15,030 --> 00:21:18,564
♪ I just ... don't know ♪
504
00:21:20,901 --> 00:21:23,236
♪ Ooh ... ♪
505
00:21:23,238 --> 00:21:26,839
- ♪ It's a great big place ♪
- ♪ Ooh ... ♪
506
00:21:26,841 --> 00:21:31,010
- ♪ Full of nothin' but space ♪
- ♪ Ooh ... ♪
507
00:21:31,012 --> 00:21:35,014
- ♪ And it's my happy place ♪
- ♪ I don't know ♪
508
00:21:35,548 --> 00:21:38,626
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