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♪ Kick, Kick,Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski, Buttowski
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick Buttowski! ♪
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(DINGS)
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Now,
to protect the cookies.
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Honey, have you seen...
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No, I haven't.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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I'd love to help you
find whatever it is
you're looking for
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but I've got
something in the oven.
I mean, fridge. Not oven.
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Nothing whatsoever
in the oven.
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There's nothing to eat.
Mom! There's nothing to eat!
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Help me, Kick.
Can I have a snack first?
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You're the only one
I can trust.
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But, Mom, I...
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Quickly, where
no one can hear.
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Mom?
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You must guard these
cookies from your father!
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I spent all day
baking these
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and I need them for my
shuffleboard game tonight.
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Uh, can't you
just give him one?
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No! Your father goes
crazy for my cookies.
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He can't eat just one.
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He'll stop at nothing
to devour them all.
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I'll leave the house
as a decoy.
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And hopefully
your father will follow me.
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But if he doesn't,
you're on your own.
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Protect the cookies
with your life.
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You have my word,
Mom Captain.
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Good luck, Kick Buttowski.
I'm counting on you.
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Now to hide these...
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Coo, coo, coo coo, coo...
Hey, there, sport.
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What you got there?
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Nothing. Uh, I got to
go to my room now.
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Have fun
in your room, son.
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While you can.
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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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(EXCLAIMS) Cookies.
(THUD)
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Mmm. No wonder Dad
goes crazy for these.
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DAD: Hey, Kick,
can you give me
a hand in the attic?
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I'm organizing the
Christmas decorations and...
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Sorry, Dad.
I can't right now.
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Oh, just spot
your old man,
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make sure I don't
fall down the ladder?
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Oh, Dad,
I really can't
leave my room.
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I'm helping Gunther
with math homework.
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(MIMICS GUNTHER)
I don't know about
this fraction, Kick.
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Just add a decimal point
and a percentage sign
and you'll be fine.
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DAD: Oh, but, son,
I really need your help
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with these
ornaments and lights.
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Not to mention that
creepy electric Santa.
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I'll just lift this
heavy stuff on my own.
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(DAD WHISTLES)
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(CRASHING)
(GRUNTING)
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Kick, help me.
Maybe, it wasn't a trick.
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I'm hurt bad.
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(CAT YOWLS)
(DAD GROANS)
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Not buying it, Dad.
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Ah! The reindeer antler,
it burns!
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(CRASHING NOISES)
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Dad? Are you okay?
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Ho ho ho.
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Maybe he did need help.
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Give me the cookies!
(SCREAMS)
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Cookies!
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How did you know?
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I always know.
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(LAUGHS MENACINGLY)
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Ho ho ho.
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Ho ho ho. Ho ho ho.
Take that. You dumb
little Saint Nick.
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Santa ain't getting
cookies this year, Kick.
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I am.
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What am I doing?
Come on, Harold.
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You don't
need these cookies.
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Yes, yes we needs them.
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We must have the sweetness.
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No, no, no.
Kick's a good kid.
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He's just doing
what his mother told him.
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(GASPS)
We takes the cookies.
And we eats them.
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Well, hard to argue
with that logic.
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Cookie town,
here I come.
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You'll have to
find me first.
(CHUCKLES)
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Let's make a deal, son.
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I'll give you,
let's see,
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$2,478.63
for all the cookies.
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You're carrying
$2,478.63?
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Are you taking the deal?
No.
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Then I'm only
carrying $11.92.
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Give it up, Dad!
I promised Mom I wouldn't
let you have them.
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But you see, son,
I made a promise
to my stomach.
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Now, give me the cookies!
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He's crazy.
Mom was right.
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Gotta call Mom.
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(LINE RINGING)
Pick up, pick up.
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Give me the cookies
or your brother
gets deodorized.
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Please!
Help me, dillweed!
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Don't let him
destroy my man musk!
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The ladies love it.
I'll do it.
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(LAUGHS)
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You don't seriously think
I'm gonna give these up
to save Brad's hygiene?
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Enough.
I can't believe you didn't
help your own brother!
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You would've
helped Gunther.
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Gunther.
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(GASPS) Gunther!
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(DOOR OPENS)
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Hold on, buddy,
I'm coming.
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Safety first.
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Gunther, you're okay.
Of course, I am.
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So you haven't
seen my dad?
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Nope. I definitely
haven't seen your
handsome dad.
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Say, can I
see the cookies
you've got in that tin?
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Yeah, sure, buddy.
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My mom wanted me
to hide these cookies
from my dad.
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(GASPS) Wait a second.
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How did you know
there were cookies in here?
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Um, X-ray vision?
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X-ray vision, huh?
Then what's under my helmet?
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Another helmet?
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Huh. Lucky guess.
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Well, why don't you just
show me the cookies, son?
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I mean, best buddy.
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Aha!
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I know it's you
under that mask, Dad.
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Now take it off.
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(GROANS)
What're you doing, Kick?
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It is you. Well,
why did you call me son?
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Why do I do
a lot of things?
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Hey, Kick,
got any of those groovy
cookies your mom makes?
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Hi, Gunther. Oh.
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I mean,
I'm the real
my son's friend!
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(SCREAMS)
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You will never
get these cookies.
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Where are your legs?
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You don't want to know.
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He'll never
get me up here.
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I tried to be
reasonable, Kick.
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No you didn't!
Oh, right.
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Now, give me a cookie.
No!
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(YELLS)
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Here I come.
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You're gonna have
to pay for that tree.
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(HISSES)
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Thank you, Majestic.
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Oh, Kick!
Where'd you go?
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Come on,
Daddy wants to help you
with your homework.
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(RINGING DOORBELL)
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Kick! How can I help...
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(GASPS)
Mrs. Buttowski's cookies,
in my home.
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Are you mad, child?
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Mr. Vickle,
nobody else will help me!
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I need to keep these
away from my dad!
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It's no use, Kick.
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Give up the cookies.
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Don't let your
father do to you
what he did to us.
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Our efforts to
keep him cookie-less
only fueled his appetite
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and one by one we fell.
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No. I promised my mom.
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I won't let him
eat these cookies.
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Don't be a fool, Kick.
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The next time
your father comes knocking
there will be no escape.
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DAD: Cookies,
are you home?
(BANGING ON DOOR)
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You're on your own, kid.
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(BANGING ON DOOR)
(DOORBELL CHIMES)
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(DOORBELL CHIMES RAPIDLY)
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Hey, Kick. I got you
a new skateboard.
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Why don't you stop
so I can give it to you?
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(CAT YOWLS)
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(DOORBELL CHIMING)
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Mr. Perkins,
you gotta let me...
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Hey, Clarence,
what's wrong?
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DAD: Oh, Kick!
Cookies smookies.
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You mother made cookies
again, didn't she?
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Mmm-hmm.
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And these are said cookies.
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Then there's only
one thing left to do.
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
T-minus three, two, one.
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Lift off.
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Aw, biscuits.
But on the bright side,
sayonara, Kendall!
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What have you
done to my house?
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Oh, you're still here.
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Kick, come now, son.
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Your old man's heart
ain't what it used to be.
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I can't be
running all over town
looking for you.
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You know,
only the cookies
will help me.
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Is that your dad
looking for cookies?
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Mmm-hmm.
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DAD: Cookies!
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Help me
protect the cookies.
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WOMAN: Sorry, nobody home.
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Help me
protect the cookies.
MAN 1: Just moved.
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Help me
protect the cookies.
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MAN 2: Good bye, Mellowbrook.
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Help me
protect the cookies.
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Fancy bumping into you.
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Here let me
help you up.
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Ha!
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I need those
cookies, Kick.
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No, Dad!
I won't let you.
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Just one.
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Never.
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(YELLS)
Stand back!
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Or I'll soak them,
ruining their crispy texture.
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No! You wouldn't,
they're so young!
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Mere babes!
They did nothing
to deserve this!
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Just try me.
Mom's orders are to keep
you from eating these.
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No matter what.
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(SIGHS)
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It's over, Dad.
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Or is it?
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At long last, my precious.
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Huh?
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DAD: Crumbs!
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Come on, come on.
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Phew.
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Oh, Kick.
There you are.
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Mom, I did it.
I kept the cookies
away from Dad.
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Great!
Now hand them over.
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No, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
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I guess this is the way
the cookie crumbles.
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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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Give me the cookies, Kick!
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Kick, what are you doing? No!
(CHOMPING NOISES)
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(CAR HONKING)
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(GASPS) Kick!
The cookies!
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I did it!
Dad didn't eat them!
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You weren't supposed
to eat them either!
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Oh, Kick, I shouldn't
have burdened you
with this responsibility.
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Oh, maybe
I shouldn't have
made those cookies.
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Maybe, I should have
just made a cake.
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Cake? Ew.
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That's okay, Mom.
I learned a valuable
lesson in all this.
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And what's that?
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I must have more
of those cookies!
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(LAUGHS)
Mookies, mookies!
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(BOTH YELLING)
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DAD: Hot, so very hot.
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Ah. Good thing
I'm in here with my
dearest Cheap-o-Chill,
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you're worth every penny.
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Mmm.
Sweet, tingly coolness.
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BRIANNA: I'm going in, Teena.
Cover me, with lipstick.
250
00:11:43,083 --> 00:11:44,673
(LAUGHING)
251
00:11:44,667 --> 00:11:47,167
Unhand my clock, sister.
252
00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:49,916
(GASPS) Not till
I'm done with his makeover.
253
00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:50,827
(GRUNTS)
254
00:11:53,166 --> 00:11:55,206
Let go.
No, you let go.
255
00:11:55,208 --> 00:11:56,288
No, you.
You!
256
00:11:56,291 --> 00:11:57,171
You!
You!
257
00:12:04,750 --> 00:12:06,670
(BOTH GASPING)
258
00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:10,627
Huh? No! My precious
air conditioned air!
259
00:12:10,625 --> 00:12:12,245
Breathe!
Breathe!
260
00:12:14,041 --> 00:12:15,291
BOTH: We broke it.
261
00:12:15,291 --> 00:12:16,631
(SCATTING)
262
00:12:21,542 --> 00:12:23,582
Hello, Tankini Lumberjacks.
263
00:12:23,583 --> 00:12:25,463
Told you I'd be back.
264
00:12:25,458 --> 00:12:28,458
And The Brad
never breaks a promise
to a magazine.
265
00:12:28,458 --> 00:12:31,498
You! You did this!
266
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:34,630
You broke the only
thing that makes summer
in this house tolerable!
267
00:12:34,625 --> 00:12:36,325
Huh? I don't even know
what you're talking about!
268
00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:37,963
Do you know how much
the repairman costs?
269
00:12:37,959 --> 00:12:39,959
We're talking
hundreds of dollars!
270
00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:41,329
At least tens.
271
00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:44,463
It wasn't me!
I swear! I swear!
272
00:12:44,458 --> 00:12:47,958
All right, Bri,
time for us to come clean
and confess that it was us.
273
00:12:47,959 --> 00:12:51,879
Bradley!
You're grounded!
For the whole summer!
274
00:12:51,875 --> 00:12:54,245
BRAD: No!
275
00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:56,830
On second thought,
I have a whole summer
of stunts planned!
276
00:12:56,834 --> 00:12:58,424
None of them
in my room!
277
00:12:58,417 --> 00:13:00,577
And I'm leaving
for Teena Sometimes'
Camp Sometimes.
278
00:13:00,583 --> 00:13:02,503
Sometimes a camp,
sometimes a salon!
279
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:04,000
I will not miss it!
280
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,330
But what about Brad?
281
00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:07,083
Do you want to spend
your summer grounded,
282
00:13:07,083 --> 00:13:08,543
or do you want Brad to?
283
00:13:08,542 --> 00:13:11,422
All we have to do
is stay cool.
284
00:13:11,417 --> 00:13:13,247
You're right.
We can do this.
285
00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:16,328
We can do this,
no problem.
286
00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:18,963
BRAD: Why?
I've been framed.
287
00:13:18,959 --> 00:13:20,379
(SCREAMING) Why?
288
00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:22,245
I see you
feeling guilty.
289
00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:25,000
Just stay cool,
no one will know
we did it.
290
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,830
Ah, only 17 hours
till Camp Sometimes.
291
00:13:27,834 --> 00:13:29,134
The clock is ticking!
(BRAD SOBBING)
292
00:13:29,125 --> 00:13:30,575
(GASPS) The clock!
293
00:13:30,583 --> 00:13:31,883
Gotta get rid
of the evidence.
294
00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:37,670
Goodbye, summer.
295
00:13:37,667 --> 00:13:39,827
Goodbye to
all the things
that I had planned.
296
00:13:39,834 --> 00:13:44,504
Going to the moon,
winning the lotto, and
getting a real girlfriend.
297
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:46,250
I guess I don't
feel that bad.
298
00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:48,210
Brad's summer plans
are ridiculous.
299
00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:52,128
Even got tickets
for the Gnarly Games
for me and the dillweed.
300
00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:53,415
Oh, the depression.
301
00:13:55,166 --> 00:13:57,076
Brad was going to take
me to the Gnarly Games?
302
00:13:57,083 --> 00:13:58,883
Oh, the guilt.
303
00:13:58,875 --> 00:14:00,875
Kick, go inside.
You're blocking
the slight breeze.
304
00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:01,745
(MAN WHISTLES)
305
00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:03,130
(PURRS)
306
00:14:03,125 --> 00:14:04,625
Yeah, take a picture
it'll last longer!
307
00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:05,915
(CAMERA CLICKS)
Hey, give me that picture!
308
00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:10,003
Hey, Brad.
How's it going?
309
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,380
(SOBBING)
310
00:14:13,709 --> 00:14:15,999
Cheer up, bro.
This won't be so bad.
311
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,750
I mean,
look at the bright side,
312
00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:20,500
you still get to watch TV,
play games, work out,
313
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,330
eat bad food,
and stay up late!
314
00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:23,793
All summer long.
315
00:14:23,792 --> 00:14:25,672
And maybe
this'll cheer you up.
316
00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:29,877
I brought you
your Tankini mags you had
stashed in the bushes.
317
00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:31,825
How'd you know where
my magazines were stashed?
318
00:14:31,834 --> 00:14:33,584
Uh...
319
00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:36,253
I, uh, think
I hear Mom calling me.
320
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,670
Enjoy your solitude, bro.
321
00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:38,707
Yeah, Brad.
322
00:14:40,417 --> 00:14:41,957
I gotta do
the right thing.
323
00:14:41,959 --> 00:14:43,709
I can't take
this anymore.
324
00:14:43,709 --> 00:14:45,079
BRIANNA: Kick,
you gotta help me.
325
00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:46,633
Bri?
326
00:14:46,625 --> 00:14:49,785
I can't take it anymore!
It's just too much!
327
00:14:49,792 --> 00:14:52,172
I know! Me too!
Let's tell Dad!
328
00:14:52,166 --> 00:14:54,246
Huh? I'm talking
about Camp Sometimes.
329
00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:56,540
We're only allowed
12 suitcases.
330
00:14:56,542 --> 00:14:58,252
How am I
supposed to pack
my summer wardrobe
331
00:14:58,250 --> 00:15:01,210
into just 12
extra-large suitcases?
332
00:15:01,208 --> 00:15:04,208
There's no way
I can be seen
without at least 20!
333
00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:07,628
Oh. That's also what
I was talking about.
334
00:15:07,625 --> 00:15:10,075
Wait a minute,
you were getting ready
to blab, weren't you?
335
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:11,833
If you make it
so I can't go to camp
336
00:15:11,834 --> 00:15:13,884
I'll make sure you
never do stunts again.
337
00:15:13,875 --> 00:15:15,375
Ever!
338
00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:17,705
Just give it a few days.
The guilt will fade.
339
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,169
(SHIVERS)
340
00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:21,416
Well? Is that nervous
lip-bite a yes? Or...
341
00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:26,543
(WHISPERS)
Never. Again.
342
00:15:28,917 --> 00:15:31,417
Maybe, Bri is right.
343
00:15:31,417 --> 00:15:33,207
I just need to
give it a few days and
everything will be cool.
344
00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:35,958
Hot, so very hot. (GROANS)
345
00:15:35,959 --> 00:15:37,539
Dad, are you okay?
346
00:15:37,542 --> 00:15:39,212
Oh, my poor,
poor Cheap-o-Chill.
347
00:15:39,208 --> 00:15:41,288
What has Brad done to you?
348
00:15:41,291 --> 00:15:43,631
Oh, why couldn't Brad
be more like you, Kick?
349
00:15:43,625 --> 00:15:45,625
You've always
been the good son.
350
00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:48,375
You'd never betray me
like your Cheap-o-Chill
murdering brother.
351
00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:50,495
Why? Oh, why? Oh why?
352
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:54,330
Dad. I've got
to tell you the truth. I...
353
00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:57,173
Love you very much.
We both do.
354
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,455
There goes two good eggs.
355
00:16:03,208 --> 00:16:06,208
Oh, Kick,
what are we going
to do with you?
356
00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:09,668
So yappy, yappy, yappy.
357
00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:12,417
Now am I crazy,
or did we not just agree
to keep it a secret?
358
00:16:12,417 --> 00:16:14,417
The guilt is too much!
Brad doesn't deserve...
359
00:16:14,417 --> 00:16:17,207
(CHUCKLES) Poor,
defenseless little Brad?
360
00:16:17,208 --> 00:16:19,038
Brad is a doofus!
361
00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:21,081
How soon you forget
what he does to you!
362
00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:23,383
But he was
going to take me
to the Gnarly Games.
363
00:16:23,375 --> 00:16:25,875
Oh, Kick.
He probably just
wanted to humiliate you.
364
00:16:25,875 --> 00:16:28,415
Like when he dyed
all your jumpsuits pink.
365
00:16:28,417 --> 00:16:30,827
(CHUCKLES) That was
actually pretty funny.
366
00:16:30,834 --> 00:16:33,464
Like when he put
cement tires on your bike
during your gully jump.
367
00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:35,628
That hurt. A lot.
368
00:16:35,625 --> 00:16:37,745
Or what about
when he glued your
helmet to your head.
369
00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:39,710
I live with those
scars every day.
370
00:16:39,709 --> 00:16:41,749
This is your chance
to even the score.
371
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,580
Give him a taste
of his own medicine.
372
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:45,753
With more of his
medicine for dinner.
373
00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:47,580
And more of his
medicine for dessert.
374
00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:50,503
Now, get out there
and show the world
how cool you can be.
375
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:53,790
Um, I need you
to untie me first.
376
00:16:53,792 --> 00:16:57,422
(SCOFFS) Brianna's right.
I can deal with this,
no problem.
377
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,287
Brad totally
deserves this.
378
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:03,170
Hello there, dillweed.
Brad!
379
00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:05,666
I wondered
how you knew about
my Tankini mags.
380
00:17:05,667 --> 00:17:07,417
So, I did
a little investigating.
381
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:09,287
And guess what I found?
382
00:17:09,291 --> 00:17:11,331
A new brain?
Yes, I found a new...
383
00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:12,963
I mean... What?
384
00:17:12,959 --> 00:17:16,419
No! I found something
so diabolical,
so sinister, so...
385
00:17:16,417 --> 00:17:17,787
Sure it's not your brain?
386
00:17:17,792 --> 00:17:19,252
I mean, it sounds
like your brain.
387
00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:20,630
No, it's this.
388
00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:22,832
(GASPS)
389
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:24,754
I never expected
a betrayal like this.
390
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:26,170
But I knew it was you.
391
00:17:26,166 --> 00:17:27,576
You broke
my heart, dillweed.
392
00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:29,543
You broke my Brad heart.
393
00:17:29,542 --> 00:17:31,462
You may as well tell Dad
and get it over with.
394
00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:33,788
I can't live with
the guilt anyway.
395
00:17:33,792 --> 00:17:36,042
Oh no.
No, no, no, no.
396
00:17:36,041 --> 00:17:37,461
I won't rat you out.
397
00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:39,168
I've got my own
brand of punishment.
398
00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:41,916
Something much, much worse.
399
00:17:41,917 --> 00:17:43,957
Because you'll never
know when it's coming.
400
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,920
Fine. I'll just
tell Dad myself.
401
00:17:48,917 --> 00:17:51,667
I'll make sure that you
never do stunts again!
402
00:17:51,667 --> 00:17:54,287
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
403
00:17:54,291 --> 00:17:56,421
Ow! I just slammed
the door on myself!
404
00:17:56,417 --> 00:17:57,537
Yeah, Brad.
405
00:17:57,542 --> 00:17:59,502
(SIGHS)
406
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:01,790
I made everyone
some delicious soup!
407
00:18:01,792 --> 00:18:02,962
How sweet!
408
00:18:02,959 --> 00:18:04,539
Aw, thank you, Bradley!
409
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:07,042
Hope you enjoy it.
It's good enough
to be a last meal.
410
00:18:09,792 --> 00:18:11,922
Ah! Get it off!
Get it off!
411
00:18:11,917 --> 00:18:13,497
I'll make my own lunch.
412
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:18,630
Here you go, brother.
I refilled the
propane tank for you.
413
00:18:25,709 --> 00:18:26,959
(BRAD LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
414
00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:29,325
Brianna! Brad knows!
415
00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:31,003
He's trying to
get revenge on me.
416
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,750
He tried to get me
with piranha soup,
417
00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:34,000
and blowing up Dad's grill.
418
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,290
Oh, you're being paranoid!
419
00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:38,293
Brad makes a delicious soup,
420
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:40,501
Dad buys cheap grills.
421
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:41,920
Just calm down,
it'll be fine.
422
00:18:41,917 --> 00:18:43,667
No! I have to confess!
423
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:48,378
Ah, Atomic Peppers
for an atomic lover.
424
00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:49,745
Dad! I...
(BRIANNA YELLS)
425
00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:53,253
Little known fact
that spicy foods
426
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:55,460
cause you to sweat more,
which cools you down.
427
00:18:55,458 --> 00:18:57,918
And I've got
the hottest peppers
known to man.
428
00:18:57,917 --> 00:19:01,417
How's about
we all stay cool with
some fresh lemonade?
429
00:19:01,417 --> 00:19:03,957
Made it special,
just for you.
430
00:19:03,959 --> 00:19:05,289
Real special.
431
00:19:06,792 --> 00:19:08,792
Kick, drink the lemonade!
432
00:19:08,792 --> 00:19:10,422
You need to
stay hydrated in this
horrible oven of a house.
433
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:13,707
Yeah, drink it!
It will help you stay cool.
434
00:19:15,125 --> 00:19:17,325
Hmm.
That wasn't so bad.
435
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:19,753
Wonder why they're called
delayed-reaction peppers?
436
00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:21,580
(SCREAMS)
437
00:19:21,583 --> 00:19:22,833
Hey, the inspector's here.
438
00:19:22,834 --> 00:19:24,084
Let's get to
the bottom of this.
439
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:30,382
Everything okay in here,
Inspector Finecomb?
440
00:19:32,834 --> 00:19:34,584
You're gonna
be my punching bag
all summer long!
441
00:19:34,583 --> 00:19:37,083
And there's nothing
you can do.
442
00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:38,963
The problem is obvious!
443
00:19:38,959 --> 00:19:41,629
And if you tattle on me,
your stunting days
are history!
444
00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:42,625
It's broken...
445
00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:44,964
Because...
446
00:19:44,959 --> 00:19:46,999
No more stunts.
447
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,670
Punching bag.
448
00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:52,327
Enough! Brad didn't
break the air conditioner!
449
00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:54,003
(GROWLS)
450
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,170
It was me.
I broke it!
451
00:19:56,166 --> 00:19:57,876
(BOTH GASPING)
Wait. What?
452
00:19:58,542 --> 00:20:01,132
You? You! You.
453
00:20:01,125 --> 00:20:03,915
The betrayal! It burns!
454
00:20:03,917 --> 00:20:05,287
So what's it
gonna be, Dad? Huh?
455
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:07,001
Lock him in the
basement till he's 30?
456
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,790
Let him out to
use the bathroom
once a year on his birthday?
457
00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:12,502
Maybe take off
his helmet and see
what's under there?
458
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:15,040
I'm sorry, Dad.
I should have confessed.
459
00:20:15,041 --> 00:20:16,711
You're darn right
you should have confessed!
460
00:20:16,709 --> 00:20:18,789
And you're gonna find
a way to pay for the AC!
461
00:20:18,792 --> 00:20:20,712
Whoa, now!
Let's all take a step back!
462
00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:25,457
Okay, that was fun.
463
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,998
Now as for
this AC unit,
no one broke it.
464
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,960
Harold simply bought the
cheapest air conditioner
known to man.
465
00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:33,629
Only person to blame
is Dad Buttowski.
466
00:20:33,625 --> 00:20:36,325
(GASPS)
Don't gasp!
467
00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:38,003
You know
you bought the cheapie!
468
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,960
I'm surprised
it lasted this long.
469
00:20:39,959 --> 00:20:41,919
Fixing it's gonna
cost you big.
470
00:20:41,917 --> 00:20:43,537
Do you, uh,
take Brad Bucks?
471
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:46,832
Like I told you
last winter, no!
472
00:20:46,834 --> 00:20:48,794
I'm sorry
I blamed you, son.
473
00:20:48,792 --> 00:20:50,832
It's okay, Dad.
I would have
blamed you, too.
474
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:52,924
Well,
now that everything's
straightened out...
475
00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:55,207
Oh, no, you don't.
You lied to me
476
00:20:55,208 --> 00:20:56,788
and I know
just the punishment.
477
00:20:57,709 --> 00:20:59,079
(PANTING)
478
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,830
(BOTH LAUGHING)
479
00:21:01,834 --> 00:21:03,384
Stay cool, Brad.
480
00:21:03,375 --> 00:21:04,705
Stay cool, Dad.
481
00:21:04,709 --> 00:21:06,079
(BOTH LAUGHING)
482
00:21:10,125 --> 00:21:12,875
Oh, this is the last of it.
483
00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:15,535
See you dorks
at the end of summer.
484
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:18,462
Whoa!
Be careful, driver,
my life is up there.
485
00:21:18,458 --> 00:21:19,878
Nothing ever
happens to Brianna.
486
00:21:20,625 --> 00:21:21,825
(GIRLS YELLING)
487
00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:28,291
(ALL CHEERING)
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