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♪ Kick, Kick,Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski, Buttowski
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick Buttowski! ♪
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You've seen him barreldown Dead Man's Drop,
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but today, Kick Buttowskiwill race up it!
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Impossible!
It's too steep!
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I concur with
popular opinion.
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Your doubts only fuelhis determination.
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Gunther, I can
speak for myself.
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Your doubts only fuel
my determination.
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Couldn't have put it any
better if I just said
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exactly the same thing
four seconds ago.
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(EAGLE CRIES)
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Brace yourselves,everyone.
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History is about to be made!
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Eh, it's better when
he goes down it.
History's boring.
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I concur with
popular opinion.
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You're almost there, Kick!
You can do it!
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(GRUNTING)
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You can do it!
You can do it!
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(STRAINING)
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(SCREAMING)
You can't do it.
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Hook the sign, Kick!
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People, this is opening night,
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and I don't have anyone
small enough to perform
Pretty Pony Pippa.
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I beg to differ!
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(AIR WHISTLING)
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I can't believe
I turned down
Hamlet for this.
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I'm unconscious now, 'kay?
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That was spectacular.
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And you would be perfect
in my spectacular,
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Teena Sometimes.
Sometimes a princess,
sometimes a spectacular!
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And you're just
the right size, too.
What do you say?
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(LAUGHING)
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You want me to be...
Oh, man, that is rich!
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Seriously, there's no way
I'm wearing that costume.
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Thanks, but no thanks.
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Yes! We made
just enough money
to buy tickets for the...
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ALL: Teena SometimesIce Spectacular!
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I can't wait to see
Pretty Pony Pippa! She's
so pretty! And so pony!
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Not to mention,
she's so Pippa!
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Ladies.
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Hello, Gunther.
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Someday,
my beefy Norseman.
Some sweet day.
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Hey, Kick! I'm uploading
your partially-completed
stunt to Rank of...
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COMPUTER VOICE:
Lameness detected.Upload rejected.
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Oh. Never mind.
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I need speed.
I need power.
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I need Bonesaw to go up
Dead Man's Drop.
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ANNOUNCER:
Do you need speed?Do you need power?
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Do you need your bicycleto ascend a deceasedindividual's drop?
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Stupid unhelpful pop-up ad.
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Why don't you ever advertise
something Kick needs?
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ANNOUNCER:
Then you need Dirt Bike Mike'sSupersonic Bike Engine!
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Put it on your bikeand rev your wayto awesomeness!
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Gunther, imagine
what I could
do with that!
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(APE ROARING)
(GUNTHER SCREAMING)
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That makes no sense.
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ANNOUNCER:
Only 25 limitededition engines left!
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And, for just 100 bucks,you could spitin the face of gravity.
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I'm gonna need
100 bucks, and fast!
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Smell it, girls.
The sweet stank of 100 bucks.
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Brianna, can I borrow
100 bucks?
ALL: No way!
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Please! This engine is
the only thing I've ever
wanted or will ever want!
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And there's only...
ANNOUNCER: Ten.
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...10 more engines left!
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Please, just give me a loan!
I'll pay it back.
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Plus interest.
Don't do it, Brianna!
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What if he doesn't
pay you back?
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Then we'll never
get to see
Pretty Pony Pippa!
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Yeah! Also, can you
ask Gunther if he
likes anybody?
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ANNOUNCER: Six left.
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We've got exactly enough
for three tickets
to the ice show,
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but with just a little bit
more money, we can
afford backstage passes!
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Bri, if you do this,
I'll get you
the backstage passes!
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You have my word,
as sworn to
the daredevil's code.
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Gunther, tell her.
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"Daredevil's code, article 33
of Dead Man Dave's rules
of etiquette and conduct.
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"A daredevil must repay
all debts with interest."
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(BOTH SCREAM)
BOTH: Do it, Brianna!
Give him the money!
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Backstage passes!
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I love Gunther!
ANNOUNCER: Five.
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Kick, how are you
gonna do that?
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Quiet, Gunther!
Can't you see I'm blindly
making promises?
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But you shouldn't
get involved
with loan sharks!
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I saw a show about
how dangerous they are,
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during Loan Shark Week.
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(SCOFFS) Brianna's no shark.
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(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
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ANNOUNCER: Four.
Listen, Kick,
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I've seen you risk
life and limb for your stunts.
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You never give up.
So I trust that you will
make good on this loan.
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And in due time,
as the Teena SometimesIce Spectacular
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is this Friday evening.
ANNOUNCER: Three.
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I promise!
Say it in slow motion.
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(IN SLOW MOTION) I promise!
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Okay, deal.
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ANNOUNCER: Two.
But if you do fail,
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(WHISPERS MENACINGLY)
there will be consequences.
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(SCREAMING IN DELIGHT)
(SCREAMING IN FEAR)
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ANNOUNCER: One left!
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(INTENSE ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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And now to...
(ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES LOUDLY)
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(MUSIC STOPS)
Sorry, you were saying?
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I was saying...
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And now to rev my way
to awesomeness!
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BRIANNA: Oh, Kick!
The ice show is tonight!
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I'm here to collect my money
and backstage passes.
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I don't have them yet.
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I just got the engine, Bri.
Earning lots of money is
not gonna be a problem,
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now that I've got this.
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(FAKE REVVING SOUNDS)
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(GASPS) What?
This isn't a real engine!
It just makes noises!
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This won't get me up
Dead Man's Drop!
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Good luck rescuing me
from that giant ape now!
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Forget about your stunts.
How are you gonna
get my money?
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Don't worry, Bri.
I will for sure get you
the money and the passes.
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I just need a
little more time to...
Hey!
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What are you doing?
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Taking Bonesaw
for collateral.
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Or did you already
forget about
the consequences?
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You can't do that!
(GROWLING)
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I warned you, Kick!
Loan sharks,
the sharks of the sea,
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on land, and involving
loans in some way.
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Gunther, we've got to
make some fast cash.
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Fast.
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Oh, come on!
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Great! Now what?
(HORN HONKING)
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I'll make you famous, kid.
You'll be ice skating royalty.
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No! I will not be
in the Teena SometimesIce Spectacular.
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The whole sock on
El Chimichanga.
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(HORN SOUNDS)
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(BELL RINGS)
(CROWD CHEERING)
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Wow, Kick must be
really far ahead!
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Uh-oh.
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On the plus side,
here's one chimichanga
that's a winner!
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Thanks for bailing me out,
but the answer is still no!
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For the last time, I will not
be in the Teena SometimesIce Spectacular.
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Gunther, I need a faster way
to make fast cash. Fast.
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So what's up first
on my Kick Buttowski
Experience?
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Dead Man's Drop.
Sweet!
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I've always wanted
to try that!
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(SIREN WAILING)
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Guess not everyone's
cut out for the
Kick Buttowski Experience.
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Next time, let's get the
money before the client
is unconscious.
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Lesson learned.
(HORN HONKING)
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Hey! Please join my show.
I'll do anything.
Anything you want.
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It ain't happening.
All access passes!
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Brianna, I have
your money.
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(GASPS) I knew you'd
come through, Kick!
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Did you get the
backstage passes too?
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Daredevil dollars?
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KICK: They're just
as good as Brad bucks!
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I gave you this loan
because you never give up.
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I really thought you'd
make good on your promise.
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But instead
you've become Brad.
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BRAD: Yeah, torch passing!
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Brianna, I'm sorry
I made you sad.
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Sad? Ha! Oh, no.
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Sad is long gone.
What you're looking at is
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heartbreak.
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Bri, I...
BRIANNA: Get out!
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But, Bri...
(DOOR SLAMS)
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(SIGHS)
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Wait a second!
Kick Buttowski
doesn't sigh.
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Brianna's right,
I don't give up.
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Even if it means
there will be consequences.
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But I'm out of time.
I'm gonna need Bonesaw.
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Keep your eyes
on that bike.
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Kick may have broken his word,
but we won't break our promise
to break his bike.
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(FAKE MOTOR REVVING)
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No, wait! I'm going to
get the money, I swear!
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A likely story.
Get him, Abbie!
(ABBIE GROWLING)
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Hey, get back here!
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(ROARING)
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(FAKE MOTOR REVVING)
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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I knew you could do it!
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He did it!
History's awesome!
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I concur with
popular opinion!
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And don't forget
to hook the sign!
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KICK: Can't, Gunther.
I need the launch.
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(BOTH GROWLING)
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I knew he wouldn't
come through!
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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I told you my brother
would come through.
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I knew he'd come around.
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(WHINNYING)
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GUNTHER: (ON MEGAPHONE)
Ladies and gentlemen,
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today, Kick Buttowskiwill attempt to motocrosswithout the moto!
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Using only a skateboard!
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That's right.
This impossibly difficult
stunt can only be done by
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(ON MEGAPHONE)
the Stunt Masterof Mellowbrook.
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KENDALL: More like
runt master.
CROWD: Ooh!
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Of Smellowbrook.
CROWD: Boo!
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Can you keep it down out here?
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I'm trying to study for
Friday's impossibly difficult
standardized test, Clarence.
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Well I'm trying to do an
impossibly difficult
motor-less motocross, Kendall.
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(LAUGHING)
Smellowbrook!
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I get it!
(LAUGHING)
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Don't you people know that
there is nothing more
important than studying?
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(CROWD BOOING)
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Don't be silly, Kendall.
No one cares about studying.
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It's all about the stunts!
(CROWD CHEERING)
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KENDALL: Whoa!
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(SCREAMING)
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What just happened?
You just did my stunt!
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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Three cheers for
the first person
in Mellowbrook
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to motocross
without the moto!
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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I think I could
get used to this.
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Hey! This is
Kick's stunt.
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He was supposed
to be the one
being three cheered.
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Show them, Kick.
It's no use, Gunther.
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If I did the stunt now,
I'd just be the first one
to do it second.
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I knew that.
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(CROWD CHEERING WILDLY)
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Speaking of second,
how does it feel to be
Mellowbrook's number two?
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(CHEERING CONTINUES)
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Don't worry, Kick.
Come tomorrow,
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Kendall won't even
remember your shame.
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Like I can't remember
that joke I was laughing at.
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Smellowbrook.
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(LAUGHS)
Ah, it's still funny.
236
00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:12,165
Ah, the next day.
237
00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:15,957
Wade, I need
a double Sloshy...
238
00:13:15,959 --> 00:13:18,129
So, there I was,
rocketing towards
the impossible.
239
00:13:18,125 --> 00:13:20,785
But was I scared?
No, sir.
240
00:13:20,792 --> 00:13:23,382
It's all in a day's work
for Mellowbrook's
top daredevil.
241
00:13:25,125 --> 00:13:26,955
Adios, Danger Dudette.
242
00:13:26,959 --> 00:13:30,249
Danger Dudette?
It's my nickname,
Danger Dud.
243
00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:32,960
One Cheetah Chug
Sloshy, please.
244
00:13:32,959 --> 00:13:37,209
Uh, sorry, Danger Dude.
That flavor's
been discontinued.
245
00:13:37,208 --> 00:13:42,078
But you said Mellowbrook's
most extreme citizen gets
to pick the featured flavor!
246
00:13:42,083 --> 00:13:45,173
And she did.
As Mellowbrook's
most extreme citizen,
247
00:13:45,166 --> 00:13:49,076
Kendall picked Omega-3 Freeze,
as the new featured flavor.
248
00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:51,423
"Omega-3 Freeze?"
249
00:13:51,417 --> 00:13:53,167
Yeah. It's chock-full
of that fatty acid.
250
00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:56,039
Ugh!
251
00:13:56,041 --> 00:13:58,541
Sorry, Kick. I guess
it's out with the old
and in with the me.
252
00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:07,330
Hey, Razz.
I'm here to pick up...
Bonesaw?
253
00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:09,503
I thought you guys said
you'd have her fixed today.
254
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,540
(BIKE BELL RINGING)
255
00:14:11,542 --> 00:14:15,132
Thanks for putting everyone's
repairs on hold so you
can build my new bike.
256
00:14:15,125 --> 00:14:17,165
But you can't
even ride a bike.
257
00:14:17,166 --> 00:14:19,456
And neither can you.
258
00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:20,208
(GROWLS)
259
00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:23,955
Ah, what'll it be, boys?
260
00:14:23,959 --> 00:14:27,209
I'll have my usual.
The usual has been changed.
261
00:14:27,208 --> 00:14:30,748
Usual now,
The Kendall Sandwich.
262
00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:32,000
Magnus, how could you?
263
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,920
Magnus keep up with trends.
264
00:14:33,917 --> 00:14:36,077
Hence, neon shades.
265
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:38,833
('80S MUSIC PLAYING)
266
00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,754
(GIRLS SQUEALING)
How do you like
my new helmet, Kick?
267
00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:43,630
Not that I need one,
as I've never crashed.
268
00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:45,035
(GROWLING)
Unlike some people I know.
269
00:14:45,041 --> 00:14:46,751
That's it!
270
00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:48,580
I challenge you
to another stunt.
271
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,883
Ha! On what course?
272
00:14:50,875 --> 00:14:52,825
Any challenge, anywhere.
273
00:14:52,834 --> 00:14:55,134
You name it.
274
00:14:55,125 --> 00:14:57,575
And I will prove that
I am Mellowbrook's
number one daredevil.
275
00:14:57,583 --> 00:14:59,673
Do it, Kendall!
BOTH: You can take him!
276
00:14:59,667 --> 00:15:01,747
A real daredevil
would name a challenge.
277
00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:04,250
(CROWD CHEERING)
Yeah! Audible crowd dialogue!
278
00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:06,170
I, uh, choose...
279
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:11,325
Uh... Um...
280
00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:16,293
I choose Roller Derby.
281
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,003
Deal.
Deal.
282
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,630
But you do realize
you have no chance
of beating me,
283
00:15:21,625 --> 00:15:26,035
because Roller Derby
is for girls only.
284
00:15:26,041 --> 00:15:28,751
Girls only?
Then I can't even do it.
285
00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:30,540
(MOCKINGLY) Oh, no!
286
00:15:30,542 --> 00:15:34,132
I guess that makes me
Mellowbrook's top
daredevil, by default.
287
00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:35,625
(CROWD GASPS)
288
00:15:35,625 --> 00:15:37,625
Face it, Kick.
You can't beat me.
289
00:15:37,625 --> 00:15:39,495
(GROWLS)
290
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:41,750
Well, maybe I don't have to.
291
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:43,670
Well, what's that
supposed to mean?
292
00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:44,577
And why are you smiling?
293
00:15:46,166 --> 00:15:47,746
You wouldn't dare!
294
00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:52,915
(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)
295
00:16:01,208 --> 00:16:02,918
♪ Kiss Buttowski ♪
296
00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:07,290
(CROWD CHEERING)
297
00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:10,081
You're not fooling anyone
with that pathetic disguise.
298
00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:11,383
We'll see about that.
299
00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:13,495
Ladies and gents,
300
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:16,420
Kendall Perkinsand the Widow Makers!
301
00:16:16,417 --> 00:16:17,827
(ALL GROWLING)
302
00:16:17,834 --> 00:16:19,004
(SNORTING)
303
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,250
I smell boy. We no like boys!
304
00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:24,790
(GIGGLES NERVOUSLY)
Neither do I.
305
00:16:24,792 --> 00:16:28,502
So, how'd you convince
those things to allow you
on their team?
306
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:31,170
You kidding?
Me and the girls go way
(SCREAMING) back.
307
00:16:32,417 --> 00:16:34,287
Hey, girlfriend.
308
00:16:34,291 --> 00:16:36,541
That homework
you did for us
was all right.
309
00:16:36,542 --> 00:16:39,292
Looks like we won't
have to repeat
fourth grade after all.
310
00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:40,881
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
311
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:43,995
And introducingKiss Buttowski
312
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,670
and the Lipstick Killers.
313
00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:47,667
(ALL GRUNTING)
314
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:50,998
(ALL LAUGHING)
315
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,580
So, how did you get them
to dress up like girls?
316
00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:56,423
I need you to
dress up like girls.
317
00:16:56,417 --> 00:16:57,627
Yeah, okay.
Sure.
318
00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,375
Fine by me.
Eh!
319
00:17:00,709 --> 00:17:02,079
It wasn't easy.
320
00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:03,963
Skaters, take your places!
321
00:17:03,959 --> 00:17:05,249
(CROWD CHEERING)
322
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:10,460
The rules of Roller Derbyare as follows.
323
00:17:10,458 --> 00:17:12,788
The two players inthe white helmetsare called "jammers."
324
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:18,830
The jammers get pointsby passing their opponents
325
00:17:18,834 --> 00:17:22,294
with the help of theirblockers, who blockthe opposing team.
326
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,000
(BLOWING WHISTLE)
327
00:17:26,208 --> 00:17:27,788
You're the jammer, Kendall.
328
00:17:27,792 --> 00:17:28,792
(SCREAMING)
329
00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:31,875
So, who's supposed
to block who now?
330
00:17:36,041 --> 00:17:37,421
(KENDALL SCREAMING)
(POINTS RINGING UP)
331
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:42,920
Come back here
and fight like a man!
332
00:17:42,917 --> 00:17:46,207
Uh, I mean, woman.
(GIGGLING NERVOUSLY)
333
00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:47,668
(ALL GROWLING)
334
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:48,877
(ALL SCREAMING)
335
00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:55,213
(SCREAMS)
336
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,208
(GRUNTS)
337
00:18:11,709 --> 00:18:14,039
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
338
00:18:14,041 --> 00:18:16,041
REFEREE: And so,at the end of the first jam,
339
00:18:16,041 --> 00:18:18,541
it's the Widow Makersin the lead with 74.
340
00:18:18,542 --> 00:18:20,792
Lipstick Killers, zero.
341
00:18:20,792 --> 00:18:22,042
(GROANING)
342
00:18:22,041 --> 00:18:24,581
Kick, I can't
feel my ponytails.
343
00:18:24,583 --> 00:18:26,173
I want my mom.
344
00:18:26,166 --> 00:18:28,036
I always feel like this.
345
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:29,541
Eh...
346
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,082
It's no use, Kick.
347
00:18:31,083 --> 00:18:34,293
We aren't woman enough
to beat the Widow Makers.
348
00:18:34,291 --> 00:18:38,211
Then, maybe,
we don't have to be.
Huddle up.
349
00:18:39,959 --> 00:18:41,789
Players line upfor the second jam.
350
00:18:41,792 --> 00:18:42,792
(CROWD CHEERS)
351
00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:44,830
(BLOWING WHISTLE)
352
00:18:44,834 --> 00:18:45,584
LIPSTICK KILLERS: Now!
353
00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:49,375
Ugh! Boy!
354
00:18:51,041 --> 00:18:52,331
Ugh! Boy!
355
00:18:53,959 --> 00:18:54,879
Ah! Boy!
356
00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:58,417
Oh, boy!
357
00:18:59,417 --> 00:19:01,537
(SCREAMING)
358
00:19:01,542 --> 00:19:04,042
Guess it's just
you and me, girlfriend.
359
00:19:04,041 --> 00:19:04,791
Hey! No fair!
360
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:06,750
(SCREAMING)
361
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,170
(SCREAMING)
362
00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:13,167
(SCREAMING)
363
00:19:16,375 --> 00:19:17,285
(SCREAMING)
364
00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:20,666
Stop him!
365
00:19:20,667 --> 00:19:21,957
(ALL CLAMORING)
366
00:19:23,709 --> 00:19:25,499
KICK: See you
at the finish line.
367
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:26,830
(POINTS RINGING UP)
368
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:29,375
(GASPS)
369
00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:32,673
I can't let Kick win.
370
00:19:32,667 --> 00:19:33,997
There's only
one way to block him.
371
00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:40,083
(SCREAMING)
372
00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:56,673
(CROWD GROANS)
373
00:19:56,667 --> 00:19:57,787
(BLOWING WHISTLE)
374
00:19:57,792 --> 00:20:00,082
That's notKiss Buttowski, it's...
375
00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:01,463
ALL: Kick Buttowski!
376
00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:05,665
Biscuits.
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
377
00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:08,207
You are disqualified!
378
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,538
There are no boysallowed in Roller Derby!
379
00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:14,083
(LAUGHS) I win!
380
00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:15,293
(BLOWING WHISTLE)
381
00:20:15,291 --> 00:20:17,791
Not so fast, sister!You're even worse.
382
00:20:17,792 --> 00:20:22,082
Rule number 137. No kissingof any kind in Roller Derby.
383
00:20:22,083 --> 00:20:23,463
You're both disqualified.
384
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,625
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
385
00:20:27,625 --> 00:20:31,375
Time for today's impossibly
difficult standardized test.
386
00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:36,833
Well, I admit
the Roller Derby may
have been a wash,
387
00:20:36,834 --> 00:20:40,084
but I'm still technically
Mellowbrook's top daredevil.
388
00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:43,253
And after I ace this test,
I'll be Mellowbrook's
smartest, too.
389
00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:45,248
(YELLING)
390
00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:49,417
(GASPS)
391
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:54,538
This is a
perfect score!
392
00:20:54,542 --> 00:20:58,212
And it was completed in
the shortest time
in Mellowbrook history.
393
00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:01,628
That's not fair!
I'm the smart one!
394
00:21:01,625 --> 00:21:04,205
Step aside and let me
show you how it's done.
395
00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:08,208
But if you take the test now,
you'll just be the first one
to do it second.
396
00:21:09,959 --> 00:21:12,129
KENDALL: (SCREAMING) No!
397
00:21:12,125 --> 00:21:15,415
KICK: Oh, yes.
398
00:21:15,417 --> 00:21:18,537
I guess this omega-3
stuff's supposed to be
good for the brain.
399
00:21:18,542 --> 00:21:20,502
(SLURPING)
400
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:23,460
In a right triangle,
the area of the square,
whose side is hypotenuse,
401
00:21:23,458 --> 00:21:26,498
is equal to the sum of
the area of the square
whose side are the two legs.
402
00:21:27,792 --> 00:21:29,212
This stuff ain't working.
403
00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:30,128
(SLURPING)
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