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♪ Kick, Kick,Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski, Buttowski
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick Buttowski! ♪
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Ah, thank you,
Mr. The Ductator.
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Nothing like
an entire house
full of new duct work.
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Hey,
what happened to that
giant pile of old ducts?
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And my new assistant?
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Yeah, Ductator.
(CHUCKLES)
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Okay, Gunther,
this is what Saturdays
are all about.
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Ooh! Ooh! Me next!
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Ooh! Ooh!
Not me next!
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Quit messing around, Kick!
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Today is your sister's
pageant marathon.
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No, not the pageant!
Anything but the pageant!
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You're not going
to the pageant.
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(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
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You're going
to your grandpa's!
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No! Not Grandpa's!
Anything but Grandpa's!
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Oh, come on, now.
What's so bad about Grandpa?
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His voice is weird.
He always wears
the same thing.
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And his butt sticks out.
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You might have more
in common with him
than you think.
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Doubtful.
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How do you feel
about Chinese checkers?
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Nah.
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How do you feel
about skateboarding?
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Eh.
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Okay you two,
I'll be back later tonight.
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Don't have too much fun.
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BOTH: Eh.
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You want
something to eat?
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I got oat mush,
carrot mush
and awesome mush.
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Awesome mush?
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It's got oats and carrots.
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Don't you have
any non-mush?
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Nope. Non-mush
doesn't go so well
with non-teeth.
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(SQUEAKS)
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That wasn't me.
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(TOOTS)
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That was me.
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(YAWNING)
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(SNORING)
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I know what
you think of me.
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That I'm old,
boring and gross.
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-You want to be outside.
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-Yes!
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-You want
to be challenged!
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-Pushed!
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-Run through the wringer!
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-Well, I've got
just the ticket.
-Yes?
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We're going to
clean the garage!
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No.
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That box goes
under the thingus.
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Wow.
Is that you?
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A long time ago.
I was in the military.
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(READING)
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You fought enemies?
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Yeah, behind their lines.
That's what spies do.
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You were a spy?
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Darn tootin' I was!
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And I was the best
there ever...
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Ah, you don't
want to hear about
any of that stuff.
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I do!
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Well, there sure is
a lot of work around here.
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Cleaning!
So, you, spying?
Behind enemy lines?
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That's right. My mission
was to help take down
a vicious enemy dictator.
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Mom said you were
a delivery boy.
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I was. But that was
just the beginning.
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Back in the day,I was the best darndelivery person
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anyone had ever seen.
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Yeah, things were swell,until that sack came along.
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Honored to meet you.
I hope the sack was
to your liking.
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Did you have to fill it
with dirty underwear?
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Yeah,
it was a laundry sack.
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We ran out
of sacking sacks.
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Anyway, we've been
observing your delivery
skills for a long time.
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You're an ace.
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And now your country
needs you for
a top-secret mission.
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When do I start?
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What's the password?
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We need you
to head overseas
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and use your
remarkable delivery skills
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to grab a package
from a chemistry lab.
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Who's the dillweed?
Why did I call him that?
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That's the evil dictator
who's taken over the area
you're headed to,
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Tankinistan.
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Once you get the package,
take it to this airstrip.
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Then return
with the package
to Mellowbrook.
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What's in the package?
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It's a powerful rocket fuel
called Jaguar Juice.
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(JAGUAR GROWLING)
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Made from the gas
of real jaguars.
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(FLATULENCE)
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If it falls into the
hands of the enemy,
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they're sure to win the war.
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You can count on me, sir.
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Now let's get you
some transportation.
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A motorcycle?
I only got one left.
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And it's right
behind that picture
of a way better bike.
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Well, at least
the tires are inflated.
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I can fix that up
in a flash.
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And by a flash,
I mean three hours.
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Well, here she is!
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It looks
exactly the same.
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True, true. But there's
a whole lot of upgrades.
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AM radio,
mouthwash dispenser.
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Minty fresh!
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And then we have the
peas de resistance:
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a state of the art
butt-warmer.
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CHORUS:
♪ Boogie-woogieButt warmer! ♪
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Now remember,
follow the map
to the package,
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then use this password,
which I will only
tell you once.
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The password is...
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(LOUD WHIRRING)
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Wait, what?
I didn't hear the password!
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Of course you shouldn't
fear the password!
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Long as you know it,
that is.
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Now go!
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And don't press
the red button!
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He pressed it.
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KICK: So whathappened next?
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GRANDPA: Next?They threw meout of a plane.
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What? I didn't know
you were thrown out
of an airplane!
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There's a lot
you don't know
about me, kid.
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For example,
I want that box
right over there.
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But what I didn't knowwas I was being watched.
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Here are the
adorable puppies
you asked for, sir.
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Put them on the desk.
I'll deal with them later.
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(LAUGHING SINISTERLY)
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Soon, the axis of evil will
spread throughout the land.
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And Tankinistan will
envelop all of Europe,
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and eventually, the world.
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And nothing
will stop me!
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What's that?
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What the...
It's a spy!
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Capture him,
and bring him to me!
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-Yes, sir!
-Yes, sir!
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(LAUGHING SINISTERLY)
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Where was I? Oh!
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GRANDPA: Here's a little tip.
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If you're ever parachutingin enemy territory whilelanding on a motorcycle,
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always startyour engine in mid-air.
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KICK: Why?
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So you can landand do a real cool wheelie.
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Halt! Who sent you?
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Yeah,
what do you want?
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Halt?
I don't halt
for anybody.
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Pantsy, the bazooka!
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(LAUGHS) We got you,
now tell us who you are!
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I don't have to
tell you anything.
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Especially when there's
a barbed-wire fence
between us.
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Looks like
you boys are on the
wrong side of freedom.
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Well, that could
have gone better.
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Come on,
he's getting away!
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KICK: Did you lose them?
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GRANDPA: Had to.I was on a mission.
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You squish my biscuits!
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GRANDPA: And soI scoured the village untilI found my destination.
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I just hope my new
hair remover works.
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Yep, it works.
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I'm here
for the package.
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I can't give you
the package till you
give me the password.
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The password?
Well, you see...
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I'm shot!
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With bullets! Oh!
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This is it, it's over.
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Mmm! Doughy bullets.
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Those aren't bullets.
They're biscuits.
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Biscuits!
That's the password!
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Swell. All right,
hand over the package.
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I'm the package!
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You're the package?
I thought it was
some rocket fuel.
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Yep. And the formula's
all up here.
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Ow!
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He's moved on
to the hard rolls.
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We gotta get
to that airstrip before
he finds the breadsticks!
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Too late!
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Let's go.
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That'll teach you
to squish my biscuits!
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Hmm,
powerful rocket fuel!
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Mmm, hard rolls!
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Come on, let's go
tell the big cheese!
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Mmm, cheese!
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GRANDPA: With thepackage in my possession,
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it was timeto get to the airstrip.
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We blasted through meadows,we blasted through cornfields,
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we even blastedthrough polar ice caps!
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Wait a second,
an ice cap?
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Just seeing if you
were paying attention.
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Oh, I am!
What happened next?
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Well, I thought
we were home free,
but we weren't.
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What will
those goons do
if they catch me?
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It varies.
Might involve
needles or pliers.
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Just as long as
they don't chew
with their mouths open.
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00:10:06,750 --> 00:10:09,670
Hmm, that dame
looks like she's
up to something.
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Oh, her? That's just
Finky McTellsalot.
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Don't really know
much about old Finky,
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except she sure likes
telling, a lot.
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(GASPS) She's telling!
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No way! Not Finky!
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GRANDPA: It wasonly 2 kilometersto the airstrip.
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I knew the dictatorand his goonsmust be close behind.
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(SIGHS)
Mission accomplished!
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DICTATOR: Not quite!
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He's got the
rocket fuel formula
inside his head,
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and I'm gonna get it out.
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Then you and
your stupid country
are going down!
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(CHUCKLES)
Yeah, Dictator!
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No matter
what you do to me,
I won't spill the beans.
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Oh, don't worry.
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I don't expect
you to talk.
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I expect you to splat!
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(LAUGHING SINISTERLY)
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Now tie up
the little meatball!
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(SNICKERS) Meatball.
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(SCREAMING)
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CHORUS:
♪ Doo-doo-doo-dooCliff-hanger! ♪
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KICK: So you werefalling out of control
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through the sky,without a parachute?
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Okay, not out of control,but falling nonetheless.
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GRANDPA: That's right.
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There I was,deep in enemy territory,
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when thingstook a turn for the...
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Well, you'll see.
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What the biscuits?
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Untie me
and fight like a man!
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Hiya!
Huh?
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I'm your biggest fan!
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I've been
keeping up with you
since you were
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delivering newspapers!
Remember that?
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Wait.
If someone was
your biggest fan,
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why would she
tie you up?
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You ever have somebody
so nuts for you,
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they want to keep you
all to themselves?
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Hi, Kick!
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Sadly, yes.
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Well, that was this dame.
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You're the whole reason
I joined the resistance.
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You're part
of the resistance?
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How else would I have
gotten this plane?
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I was gonna storm
the enemy base, but...
251
00:12:01,792 --> 00:12:03,712
Well, yeah, you can
see what happened.
252
00:12:03,709 --> 00:12:06,169
This is perfect!
You can fly me to the
enemy base, and...
253
00:12:06,166 --> 00:12:08,826
Oh, no!
I can't fly anymore,
254
00:12:08,834 --> 00:12:13,174
or even think about flying,
without getting the
heebie-jeebies!
255
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,826
Cool down, sister.
Nobody's asking you to fly.
256
00:12:15,834 --> 00:12:17,834
But I am asking you
to let me go.
257
00:12:17,834 --> 00:12:20,084
I need to complete
my super-secret mission,
and...
258
00:12:20,083 --> 00:12:21,673
(GASPS)
Super-secret mission?
259
00:12:21,667 --> 00:12:24,787
Now I can't let you go.
Unless you take me with you.
260
00:12:24,792 --> 00:12:27,882
No! Absolutely not!
That would make everything
so much more...
261
00:12:27,875 --> 00:12:28,955
Difficult.
262
00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:33,995
It's a dead end.
I thought you said
the base was this way!
263
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,380
It is! It's right... See?
264
00:12:36,375 --> 00:12:38,495
Way over there?
265
00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:41,750
It's just a little tiny dot,
past all those other
little tiny dots!
266
00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:44,670
That? It'll take
days to get there!
Unless...
267
00:12:48,583 --> 00:12:50,503
You made a hang glider?
268
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:52,380
Out of a giant
pair of pants.
269
00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:53,955
Where did you get
a giant pair of pants?
270
00:12:53,959 --> 00:12:55,289
Uh...
271
00:12:56,125 --> 00:12:58,165
Found them?
272
00:12:58,166 --> 00:13:01,286
Anyway, it might nothave looked pretty,but it got us onto the base.
273
00:13:01,291 --> 00:13:03,001
Are you okay?
Of course!
274
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,750
Hang-gliding
is super-duper!
275
00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:06,000
Why wouldn't I be okay?
276
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,710
Well, technically,
we're flying.
277
00:13:07,709 --> 00:13:09,539
We are?
(SCREAMING)
278
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,830
Stop!
We're gonna crash!
279
00:13:14,834 --> 00:13:17,214
Nothing could
possibly calm me down!
280
00:13:17,208 --> 00:13:18,328
Except an engagement ring.
281
00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:25,670
My goggles!
282
00:13:30,291 --> 00:13:32,251
GUARD: Hey,
you hear something?
283
00:13:34,875 --> 00:13:37,825
Complete your mission,
then come back and marry me!
284
00:13:37,834 --> 00:13:39,674
Shh! You're gonna
get us caught.
285
00:13:41,375 --> 00:13:43,745
Ooh, look at me!
286
00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:46,130
I snuck into
your fancy base!
287
00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:48,825
An intruder!
288
00:13:48,834 --> 00:13:51,964
And she's taunting us!
Get her!
289
00:13:51,959 --> 00:13:53,789
Ha! You can't catch me!
290
00:13:58,333 --> 00:13:59,673
I wanna speak to my lawyer!
291
00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:01,787
He'll have you
brought down on charges!
292
00:14:01,792 --> 00:14:04,172
So, do you guys
like cat impressions?
293
00:14:09,041 --> 00:14:12,001
I know
you're hiding something.
Now tell me what it is!
294
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,330
Never! I won't tell!
295
00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:20,630
Spill your guts,
or I'll spill them
for you!
296
00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:23,075
Do your worst.
297
00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:25,793
All right, then.
You asked for it.
298
00:14:25,792 --> 00:14:26,962
(GASPS)
299
00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:35,920
(SCREAMS) You brute!
300
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:39,787
Not chewing with
your mouth open!
Okay, I'll talk!
301
00:14:39,792 --> 00:14:41,252
(CACKLES)
No!
302
00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:43,498
What the...
303
00:14:49,417 --> 00:14:51,707
You! I pushed you
out of the plane!
304
00:14:51,709 --> 00:14:53,169
And I'm still alive!
305
00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:55,416
So either you're lousy,
or I'm aces.
306
00:15:02,291 --> 00:15:06,711
Ahhh! The minty fresh!
It burns!
307
00:15:12,625 --> 00:15:14,785
BOTH: Ahhh!
The minty fresh does burn!
308
00:15:24,375 --> 00:15:26,745
Hey!
Give me the hose!
309
00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:44,290
Hey, I think
we're almost out.
310
00:15:51,917 --> 00:15:53,327
(FLUSHING)
311
00:15:57,500 --> 00:16:01,170
Ah, sweet release.
Now, where was I? Ah, yes!
312
00:16:02,917 --> 00:16:04,327
(BOTH COUGHING)
313
00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:09,170
(LAUGHING SINISTERLY)
314
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,829
Do it,
your dictatorship! Do it!
315
00:16:13,834 --> 00:16:16,924
Paste his ugly mug!
316
00:16:16,917 --> 00:16:19,917
Yeah, hit me while
they hold me down.
Real brave.
317
00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:21,673
Let him up!
318
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:27,540
(SHRIEKS)
319
00:16:29,291 --> 00:16:30,581
(ANNOUNCER READING)
320
00:16:39,542 --> 00:16:40,962
(CACKLES HYSTERICALLY)
321
00:16:46,542 --> 00:16:47,882
Yay!
322
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:52,920
Look, behind you!
323
00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:59,207
Hang on!
324
00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:01,884
Get them!
325
00:17:02,709 --> 00:17:03,829
Fruit stand ahead!
326
00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:07,375
Chickens!
327
00:17:09,667 --> 00:17:10,877
Men carrying glass!
328
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,376
(YOWLING)
329
00:17:24,375 --> 00:17:26,125
That was
cat at the dentist.
330
00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:28,665
And for my
next impression,
cat in a car wash!
331
00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:29,827
(YOWLS)
332
00:17:31,709 --> 00:17:32,789
Hold on.
333
00:17:37,709 --> 00:17:39,289
BOTH: Yeah!
334
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:42,921
Oh! So you couldn't
wait to marry me!
335
00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:45,881
There's no way out!
336
00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:47,995
You're right.
So we'll make one!
337
00:17:59,458 --> 00:18:00,628
We did it!
338
00:18:00,625 --> 00:18:02,375
Now we just
gotta get out of...
(LOUD RUMBLING)
339
00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:04,245
Um, what's that noise?
340
00:18:08,208 --> 00:18:09,788
Tanks for the memories!
341
00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:23,044
Hey, hold still
so I can shoot you!
342
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:29,710
(COUGHS)
343
00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:34,246
Mommy?
344
00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:37,423
Look!
There's the stolen plane!
345
00:18:38,041 --> 00:18:39,131
Yay!
346
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:48,083
I'm gonna need you
to fly this plane.
347
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:49,923
Yeah, well,
I need you to marry me,
348
00:18:49,917 --> 00:18:51,417
but that hasn't
happened yet.
349
00:18:51,417 --> 00:18:52,537
I'm serious.
350
00:18:52,542 --> 00:18:54,292
So am I.
351
00:18:54,291 --> 00:18:57,791
Just fly the plane,
and then maybe we'll
see about the other thing.
352
00:18:57,792 --> 00:18:59,632
He said maybe!
353
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,880
All right!
Great job!
354
00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:13,915
Do they make
"maybe" wedding invitations?
355
00:19:13,917 --> 00:19:14,957
(EXCLAIMS)
356
00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:18,375
You haven't
gotten away yet!
357
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:22,043
Hit the brakes!
He's got a bazooka!
358
00:19:22,041 --> 00:19:24,331
No one is
getting in the way
of my "maybe" wedding!
359
00:19:29,959 --> 00:19:31,749
Stupid, lame bazooka!
360
00:19:33,291 --> 00:19:34,501
(SCREAMS)
361
00:19:37,542 --> 00:19:39,252
Dictator to base!
Dictator to base!
362
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,540
Dictator to base!
Dictator to...
363
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:45,830
YOUNG GRANDPA:
Turn the plane around!
364
00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:48,165
(SCREAMS)
365
00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:58,880
For bravery
behind enemy lines.
366
00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:01,455
Thank you, sir.
I brought you
a little something extra.
367
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:07,960
GRANDPA: I saved thebest delivery for last.
368
00:20:23,166 --> 00:20:26,916
That fuel formulahelped us defeatthe dictator's army.
369
00:20:26,917 --> 00:20:29,997
Awesome, Grandpa!
You single-handedly
captured the enemy leader?
370
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,130
Well, I used two hands.
371
00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:32,535
And you jumped
out of a plane,
372
00:20:32,542 --> 00:20:34,382
and made
a hang glider from pants,
373
00:20:34,375 --> 00:20:36,625
and drove a motorcycle
backwards, and...
374
00:20:36,625 --> 00:20:38,915
Told you there's a lot
you didn't know about me.
375
00:20:38,917 --> 00:20:41,377
Now look,
I know you didn't want to
spend your Saturday here.
376
00:20:41,375 --> 00:20:42,785
I know
this was rough for you.
377
00:20:42,792 --> 00:20:44,542
There's something
I want you to have.
378
00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:47,168
Your motorcycle?
379
00:20:47,166 --> 00:20:48,956
What, you think
I'm gonna give you
my bike? (CHUCKLES)
380
00:20:48,959 --> 00:20:51,039
What would I ride?
Keep dreaming, kid.
381
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:52,961
I'm giving you these!
382
00:20:52,959 --> 00:20:54,629
(ENGINE REVVING)
And you're gonna need them.
383
00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:56,825
Get ready for
the ride of your life!
384
00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:05,038
Out of gas. Darn it!
385
00:21:05,041 --> 00:21:07,631
Don't worry, Grandpa.
I had a great day with you!
386
00:21:07,625 --> 00:21:09,575
Oh, it's not over yet!
387
00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:18,247
KICK: Whoa!
Yeah!
388
00:21:25,291 --> 00:21:26,381
What does
this button do?
389
00:21:28,709 --> 00:21:29,829
Dang.
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