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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1ഀ 00:01:50,083 --> 00:01:51,124ഀ Yudi...ഀ ഀ 2ഀ 00:01:54,375 --> 00:01:55,457ഀ You know...ഀ ഀ 3ഀ 00:01:56,833 --> 00:01:58,374ഀ No!ഀ ഀ 4ഀ 00:02:00,875 --> 00:02:02,208ഀ Yudi, I love you.ഀ ഀ 5ഀ 00:02:02,208 --> 00:02:03,541ഀ Oh!ഀ ഀ 6ഀ 00:02:15,042 --> 00:02:16,207ഀ I love you.ഀ ഀ 7ഀ 00:02:25,917 --> 00:02:27,124ഀ Huh?ഀ ഀ 8ഀ 00:02:42,458 --> 00:02:44,457ഀ Done?ഀ ഀ 9ഀ 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:49,499ഀ I said "l love you".ഀ What do you have to say?ഀ ഀ 10ഀ 00:02:52,542 --> 00:02:53,666ഀ Cool?ഀ ഀ 11ഀ 00:02:59,417 --> 00:03:02,166ഀ Baby, wait. Sweetie!ഀ ഀ 12ഀ 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:04,958ഀ Come on...ഀ ഀ 13ഀ 00:03:04,958 --> 00:03:07,500ഀ Please don't complicateഀ the situation...ഀ ഀ 14ഀ 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:09,792ഀ I'm complicating the situation?!ഀ ഀ 15ഀ 00:03:09,792 --> 00:03:12,375ഀ Where is this relationshipഀ heading, Yudi?ഀ ഀ 16ഀ 00:03:12,375 --> 00:03:14,083ഀ Why does it have to head anywhere?ഀ ഀ 17ഀ 00:03:14,083 --> 00:03:17,000ഀ I mean... wherever it is, it is fine!ഀ ഀ 18ഀ 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:17,917ഀ No?ഀ ഀ 19ഀ 00:03:17,917 --> 00:03:20,625ഀ But... l thought you love me.ഀ ഀ 20ഀ 00:03:20,625 --> 00:03:24,417ഀ I do love... your vibes...ഀ ഀ 21ഀ 00:03:24,417 --> 00:03:26,792ഀ Your... face...ഀ ഀ 22ഀ 00:03:26,792 --> 00:03:28,999ഀ Your... energy...ഀ ഀ 23ഀ 00:03:31,292 --> 00:03:33,708ഀ I'm not getting it now,ഀ but a whole lot of things about you!ഀ ഀ 24ഀ 00:03:33,708 --> 00:03:35,583ഀ I do.ഀ ഀ 25ഀ 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:39,375ഀ Yudi, why do youഀ always run from love?ഀ ഀ 26ഀ 00:03:39,375 --> 00:03:41,708ഀ I know you feel something inside.ഀ ഀ 27ഀ 00:03:41,708 --> 00:03:45,041ഀ I... I just know there'sഀ more depth to you.ഀ ഀ 28ഀ 00:03:46,792 --> 00:03:49,000ഀ Actually, that's not true.ഀ ഀ 29ഀ 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,583ഀ What you see is what it isഀ ഀ 30ഀ 00:03:51,583 --> 00:03:54,374ഀ There's no depthഀ and stuff to me... maybe.ഀ ഀ 31ഀ 00:03:55,667 --> 00:03:57,542ഀ I don't think so.ഀ ഀ 32ഀ 00:03:57,542 --> 00:03:59,082ഀ Sorry!ഀ ഀ 33ഀ 00:04:09,542 --> 00:04:10,957ഀ Idiot.ഀ ഀ 34ഀ 00:04:17,167 --> 00:04:19,291ഀ We can still be friends...ഀ ഀ 35ഀ 00:04:23,542 --> 00:04:25,792ഀ All men are dogs. It's true.ഀ ഀ 36ഀ 00:04:25,792 --> 00:04:27,958ഀ And, there are two types of dogs.ഀ ഀ 37ഀ 00:04:27,958 --> 00:04:30,042ഀ One, the pet dog,ഀ ഀ 38ഀ 00:04:30,042 --> 00:04:33,999ഀ Which lives and dies, eating home foodഀ and riding in the backseat of the car!ഀ ഀ 39ഀ 00:04:36,625 --> 00:04:38,208ഀ Two, the stray dog,ഀ ഀ 40ഀ 00:04:38,208 --> 00:04:40,083ഀ Which has no home or address,ഀ ഀ 41ഀ 00:04:40,083 --> 00:04:43,042ഀ eats what it wants,ഀ sleeps where it likes..ഀ ഀ 42ഀ 00:04:43,042 --> 00:04:44,375ഀ The whole city is its home!ഀ ഀ 43ഀ 00:04:44,375 --> 00:04:48,542ഀ But the problem is,ഀ we spend half our lives...ഀ ഀ 44ഀ 00:04:48,542 --> 00:04:50,416ഀ figuring out which type we are!ഀ ഀ 45ഀ 00:04:55,625 --> 00:04:57,125ഀ Yudi...ഀ ഀ 46ഀ 00:04:57,125 --> 00:04:58,541ഀ You know...ഀ ഀ 47ഀ 00:05:00,750 --> 00:05:02,624ഀ I love you.ഀ ഀ 48ഀ 00:05:05,458 --> 00:05:06,916ഀ Umm...ഀ ഀ 49ഀ 00:05:10,583 --> 00:05:11,624ഀ Jerk!ഀ ഀ 50ഀ 00:05:12,333 --> 00:05:13,833ഀ Okay, fine. Me too.ഀ ഀ 51ഀ 00:05:13,833 --> 00:05:16,292ഀ Me toolഀ - "Me too" what?ഀ ഀ 52ഀ 00:05:16,292 --> 00:05:17,666ഀ Me too...ഀ ഀ 53ഀ 00:05:18,542 --> 00:05:19,916ഀ Okay, fine. Just go.ഀ ഀ 54ഀ 00:05:25,833 --> 00:05:28,250ഀ I don't have a problemഀ with "l Love You".ഀ ഀ 55ഀ 00:05:28,250 --> 00:05:31,292ഀ It's with the baggageഀ that comes with it!ഀ ഀ 56ഀ 00:05:31,292 --> 00:05:34,874ഀ 99% of stories end at "l Love You".ഀ ഀ 57ഀ 00:05:35,375 --> 00:05:36,458ഀ Do you know why?ഀ ഀ 58ഀ 00:05:36,458 --> 00:05:38,125ഀ It's the beginning of the end!ഀ ഀ 59ഀ 00:05:38,125 --> 00:05:40,167ഀ It destroys everything.ഀ ഀ 60ഀ 00:05:40,167 --> 00:05:41,917ഀ It all goes to crab.ഀ ഀ 61ഀ 00:05:41,917 --> 00:05:44,417ഀ Love looks nice only in movies.ഀ ഀ 62ഀ 00:05:44,417 --> 00:05:46,000ഀ The edit out the extra parts.ഀ ഀ 63ഀ 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:49,250ഀ And only show comedy, romance, songs.ഀ ഀ 64ഀ 00:05:49,250 --> 00:05:51,292ഀ The hero kisses the heroine.ഀ ഀ 65ഀ 00:05:51,292 --> 00:05:52,999ഀ And what happens next?ഀ ഀ 66ഀ 00:05:53,792 --> 00:05:55,249ഀ Happy Ending?ഀ ഀ 67ഀ 00:06:17,833 --> 00:06:18,916ഀ Hey?ഀ ഀ 68ഀ 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,207ഀ Is that you?ഀ ഀ 69ഀ 00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:20,207ഀ I love you.ഀ ഀ 70ഀ 00:09:18,417 --> 00:09:20,125ഀ Is there a happy ending in life?ഀ ഀ 71ഀ 00:09:20,125 --> 00:09:22,083ഀ If there's one,ഀ then when does it happen?ഀ ഀ 72ഀ 00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:24,792ഀ After love?ഀ After marriage? After children?ഀ ഀ 73ഀ 00:09:24,792 --> 00:09:25,875ഀ After divorce?ഀ ഀ 74ഀ 00:09:25,875 --> 00:09:27,792ഀ After death?ഀ ഀ 75ഀ 00:09:27,792 --> 00:09:29,791ഀ Is death a happy ending at all? lഀ ഀ 76ഀ 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:33,499ഀ Actually, there noഀ happy endings in life!ഀ ഀ 77ഀ 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:36,874ഀ There no happy endings in life!ഀ ഀ 78ഀ 00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:44,458ഀ We'll down two Yeager bombs eachഀ ഀ 79ഀ 00:09:44,458 --> 00:09:46,708ഀ then order an entire pitcherഀ and settle down.ഀ ഀ 80ഀ 00:09:46,708 --> 00:09:48,375ഀ Next we go to Edison.ഀ ഀ 81ഀ 00:09:48,375 --> 00:09:50,750ഀ Bucket of Chicken ...andഀ we start the real drinking...ഀ ഀ 82ഀ 00:09:50,750 --> 00:09:52,417ഀ Then you'll vomit your guts out...ഀ ഀ 83ഀ 00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:56,125ഀ and I'll deliver your body lo yourഀ home and apologize lo your wife...ഀ ഀ 84ഀ 00:09:56,125 --> 00:09:57,042ഀ Correct?ഀ ഀ 85ഀ 00:09:57,042 --> 00:09:58,708ഀ Don't kill my buzz, brah!ഀ ഀ 86ഀ 00:09:58,708 --> 00:10:00,083ഀ I rarely get a chance to get out!ഀ ഀ 87ഀ 00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:02,417ഀ Did you get permission from Gauri?ഀ ഀ 88ഀ 00:10:02,417 --> 00:10:04,332ഀ The application is in process.ഀ ഀ 89ഀ 00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:07,500ഀ Montu, what's takingഀ so long in there?!ഀ ഀ 90ഀ 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:09,375ഀ Baby, I've a bit of a problem today...ഀ ഀ 91ഀ 00:10:09,375 --> 00:10:11,542ഀ Montu, don't lie.ഀ You're on the phone, aren't you?ഀ ഀ 92ഀ 00:10:11,542 --> 00:10:12,833ഀ Come, look for yourself!ഀ ഀ 93ഀ 00:10:12,833 --> 00:10:16,292ഀ What look for yourself? l Come outഀ fast. You are in there since an hour.ഀ ഀ 94ഀ 00:10:16,292 --> 00:10:19,500ഀ Listen... we'll discussഀ the rest when we meet.ഀ ഀ 95ഀ 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:21,374ഀ Hold on, Montu,ഀ I am getting another call.ഀ ഀ 96ഀ 00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:24,916ഀ Oh!ഀ ഀ 97ഀ 00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:26,958ഀ It's Vishakha!ഀ ഀ 98ഀ 00:10:26,958 --> 00:10:29,833ഀ Why is Vishakha calling you?ഀ I thought you two broke up?ഀ ഀ 99ഀ 00:10:29,833 --> 00:10:31,208ഀ Wellഀ ഀ 100ഀ 00:10:31,208 --> 00:10:34,457ഀ Yudi... cutie... I love you.ഀ ഀ 101ഀ 00:10:36,542 --> 00:10:38,167ഀ Oh!ഀ ഀ 102ഀ 00:10:38,167 --> 00:10:39,207ഀ Cutie...ഀ ഀ 103ഀ 00:10:40,792 --> 00:10:42,583ഀ Oh, you don't have to say anything.ഀ ഀ 104ഀ 00:10:42,583 --> 00:10:45,499ഀ I know you love me too.ഀ ഀ 105ഀ 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,207ഀ I can see deep inside you, baby!ഀ ഀ 106ഀ 00:10:53,958 --> 00:10:56,000ഀ So she doesn't knowഀ you've broken up with her? lഀ ഀ 107ഀ 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,916ഀ She thinks you're still together!ഀ ഀ 108ഀ 00:10:59,583 --> 00:11:02,625ഀ You're gonna die tryingഀ to run away from her!ഀ ഀ 109ഀ 00:11:02,625 --> 00:11:05,708ഀ Montu, will you come outഀ or should I come in?!ഀ ഀ 110ഀ 00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,417ഀ Okay, don't-kill-my-plan-don't-be-late.ഀ ഀ 111ഀ 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:08,499ഀ Okay, bye.ഀ ഀ 112ഀ 00:11:14,292 --> 00:11:16,333ഀ Hi, Yudi... Cutie!ഀ ഀ 113ഀ 00:11:16,333 --> 00:11:18,333ഀ Hey, Vishakha.ഀ ഀ 114ഀ 00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:19,916ഀ Where are you?ഀ ഀ 115ഀ 00:11:20,792 --> 00:11:22,125ഀ I'm... at home...ഀ ഀ 116ഀ 00:11:22,125 --> 00:11:24,042ഀ Perfect! I am coming.ഀ ഀ 117ഀ 00:11:24,042 --> 00:11:26,042ഀ Why? lഀ ഀ 118ഀ 00:11:26,042 --> 00:11:27,625ഀ To meet you!ഀ ഀ 119ഀ 00:11:27,625 --> 00:11:30,958ഀ Vishakha,ഀ I have an important meeting today.ഀ ഀ 120ഀ 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:33,375ഀ This is not a good time for me.ഀ Can we meet tomorrow?ഀ ഀ 121ഀ 00:11:33,375 --> 00:11:36,500ഀ Wait for five minutes.ഀ - Five minutes?ഀ ഀ 122ഀ 00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:37,916ഀ I am almost there!ഀ ഀ 123ഀ 00:11:38,875 --> 00:11:40,125ഀ Cutie pie.ഀ ഀ 124ഀ 00:11:40,125 --> 00:11:41,667ഀ Hello.ഀ - Hi.ഀ ഀ 125ഀ 00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:43,167ഀ I am leaving now, I am very late.ഀ ഀ 126ഀ 00:11:43,167 --> 00:11:44,875ഀ Call me later.ഀ ഀ 127ഀ 00:11:44,875 --> 00:11:46,958ഀ I've reached!ഀ - I've left!ഀ ഀ 128ഀ 00:11:46,958 --> 00:11:49,292ഀ But your car's still here.ഀ - I am taking my cycle.ഀ ഀ 129ഀ 00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:52,125ഀ What? You're ridingഀ a cycle to your meeting?ഀ ഀ 130ഀ 00:11:52,125 --> 00:11:53,458ഀ What kind of a meeting is this?ഀ ഀ 131ഀ 00:11:53,458 --> 00:11:55,416ഀ Hold on for a sec, please.ഀ ഀ 132ഀ 00:11:57,667 --> 00:11:58,874ഀ Yudi...ഀ ഀ 133ഀ 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:02,541ഀ Hey, kid...ഀ ഀ 134ഀ 00:12:11,917 --> 00:12:15,417ഀ Baby, I need to ask yourഀ permission ten times to go out once!ഀ ഀ 135ഀ 00:12:15,417 --> 00:12:18,083ഀ I think you love Yudi more than me.ഀ ഀ 136ഀ 00:12:18,083 --> 00:12:19,583ഀ Baby, please don't start that again.ഀ ഀ 137ഀ 00:12:19,583 --> 00:12:21,708ഀ Why don't you go outഀ with your friends too?ഀ ഀ 138ഀ 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:23,000ഀ I don't have any friends.ഀ ഀ 139ഀ 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,125ഀ Then... that's not my fault, is it?ഀ ഀ 140ഀ 00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:27,542ഀ No.ഀ You go... party hard...ഀ ഀ 141ഀ 00:12:27,542 --> 00:12:29,583ഀ I'll manage all the choresഀ around the house!ഀ ഀ 142ഀ 00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,417ഀ What's left to do?ഀ - Did you pay the mortgage?ഀ ഀ 143ഀ 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,500ഀ Yes.ഀ - Cable bill? Mobile bill?ഀ ഀ 144ഀ 00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:34,958ഀ Done. And done!ഀ ഀ 145ഀ 00:12:34,958 --> 00:12:36,458ഀ Car servicing?ഀ - Yes.ഀ ഀ 146ഀ 00:12:36,458 --> 00:12:39,541ഀ I knew it, otherwise I would'veഀ never even thought of going out!ഀ ഀ 147ഀ 00:12:40,375 --> 00:12:42,332ഀ And the shelf?ഀ - Huh?ഀ ഀ 148ഀ 00:12:49,417 --> 00:12:50,708ഀ Can I do it tomorrow? Please.ഀ ഀ 149ഀ 00:12:50,708 --> 00:12:51,749ഀ Promise!ഀ ഀ 150ഀ 00:12:55,625 --> 00:12:58,666ഀ Baby, that's done too. It's all done!ഀ ഀ 151ഀ 00:13:00,958 --> 00:13:02,082ഀ Hold on.ഀ ഀ 152ഀ 00:13:21,292 --> 00:13:23,167ഀ Hello.ഀ - Hi Montu.ഀ ഀ 153ഀ 00:13:23,167 --> 00:13:25,375ഀ Yes, Yudi.ഀ - Are you coming or not?ഀ ഀ 154ഀ 00:13:25,375 --> 00:13:26,958ഀ No, I can't come. Sorry.ഀ ഀ 155ഀ 00:13:26,958 --> 00:13:28,417ഀ You know... l am really busy.ഀ ഀ 156ഀ 00:13:28,417 --> 00:13:30,042ഀ No problem, Montu.ഀ ഀ 157ഀ 00:13:30,042 --> 00:13:32,500ഀ No, don't force me please.ഀ It's no use.ഀ ഀ 158ഀ 00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:34,791ഀ No worries! Just chill. Bye.ഀ ഀ 159ഀ 00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:37,708ഀ You go have fun! Alone! Okay?ഀ ഀ 160ഀ 00:13:37,708 --> 00:13:39,791ഀ Without me. Bye.ഀ ഀ 161ഀ 00:13:40,542 --> 00:13:42,583ഀ Okay. Bye!ഀ ഀ 162ഀ 00:13:42,583 --> 00:13:45,625ഀ Poor guy was in tears!ഀ - Cut the drama! And go.ഀ ഀ 163ഀ 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:46,833ഀ Huh?ഀ ഀ 164ഀ 00:13:46,833 --> 00:13:51,250ഀ No, no. What will youഀ do alone at home? - Just go.ഀ ഀ 165ഀ 00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:56,416ഀ No, I'll fix this and thenഀ - I said, go!ഀ ഀ 166ഀ 00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:59,249ഀ Okay-thanks-l-love-you-bye!ഀ ഀ 167ഀ 00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:08,166ഀ See this beer mug. This is my wife.ഀ ഀ 168ഀ 00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:13,333ഀ And all these drinks... are theഀ rest of the girls in the world!ഀ ഀ 169ഀ 00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:15,167ഀ And this?ഀ - Peanuts?ഀ ഀ 170ഀ 00:14:15,167 --> 00:14:17,375ഀ Pea?!ഀ - Nuts! Peanuts!ഀ ഀ 171ഀ 00:14:17,375 --> 00:14:18,458ഀ Oh Peanuts!ഀ ഀ 172ഀ 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:23,208ഀ I left all these girls...ഀ and married this beer mug!ഀ ഀ 173ഀ 00:14:23,208 --> 00:14:25,417ഀ Do you realize howഀ big a sacrifice this is? lഀ ഀ 174ഀ 00:14:25,417 --> 00:14:27,292ഀ How huge a commitment?!ഀ - Thanks.ഀ ഀ 175ഀ 00:14:27,292 --> 00:14:29,458ഀ But see, Montu. These are all empty!ഀ ഀ 176ഀ 00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:30,625ഀ And your wife's so full!ഀ ഀ 177ഀ 00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:32,083ഀ Hey... that's my wifeഀ you're talking about!ഀ ഀ 178ഀ 00:14:32,083 --> 00:14:33,542ഀ She's like my sister.ഀ ഀ 179ഀ 00:14:33,542 --> 00:14:35,583ഀ You know, I'm really jealous of you.ഀ - Why?ഀ ഀ 180ഀ 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,667ഀ 6 years ago you wrote one book.ഀ ഀ 181ഀ 00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:39,458ഀ And thanks to that,ഀ you're picking up chicks to this day!ഀ ഀ 182ഀ 00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:40,500ഀ 5 1/2, okay?ഀ ഀ 183ഀ 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:43,542ഀ And what do you think,ഀ I get girls because of a book? lഀ ഀ 184ഀ 00:14:43,542 --> 00:14:46,417ഀ Of course.ഀ You're no stud! - Whatever, dude.ഀ ഀ 185ഀ 00:14:46,417 --> 00:14:48,875ഀ Tell me something, why aren'tഀ you writing your next book?ഀ ഀ 186ഀ 00:14:48,875 --> 00:14:50,832ഀ Why should I put the effort?ഀ ഀ 187ഀ 00:14:51,417 --> 00:14:53,292ഀ What does one want in life?ഀ ഀ 188ഀ 00:14:53,292 --> 00:14:56,916ഀ Fame, money, girls!ഀ I have everything.ഀ ഀ 189ഀ 00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,792ഀ What's the point ofഀ forcing myself to work?ഀ ഀ 190ഀ 00:14:59,792 --> 00:15:01,167ഀ Wow!ഀ ഀ 191ഀ 00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:03,000ഀ You're so clear about your life!ഀ ഀ 192ഀ 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,458ഀ We've wasted enough time already.ഀ ഀ 193ഀ 00:15:05,458 --> 00:15:08,208ഀ I have to party hard,ഀ and drink harder!ഀ ഀ 194ഀ 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,374ഀ Montu, don't be hectic dude.ഀ ഀ 195ഀ 00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:21,416ഀ Come on, Montu!ഀ ഀ 196ഀ 00:15:39,708 --> 00:15:41,500ഀ Montu, that's enough.ഀ ഀ 197ഀ 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:42,832ഀ Let's go, please.ഀ ഀ 198ഀ 00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:45,708ഀ We still got time, bro.ഀ Keep dancing, keep moving.ഀ ഀ 199ഀ 00:15:45,708 --> 00:15:49,000ഀ It's closing time.ഀ The lights are on.ഀ ഀ 200ഀ 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,375ഀ Just open and closeഀ your eyes repeatedly...ഀ ഀ 201ഀ 00:15:51,375 --> 00:15:52,708ഀ You'll feel like you're in a disco.ഀ ഀ 202ഀ 00:15:52,708 --> 00:15:53,833ഀ Come on, get up.ഀ ഀ 203ഀ 00:15:53,833 --> 00:15:56,333ഀ Gentlemen, if you can exitഀ towards the rear. Bar's closed.ഀ ഀ 204ഀ 00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:57,083ഀ Absolutely!ഀ ഀ 205ഀ 00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:58,583ഀ Come on, Montu. Let's go.ഀ ഀ 206ഀ 00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:00,375ഀ Montu, stop dancing around him...ഀ ഀ 207ഀ 00:16:00,375 --> 00:16:01,375ഀ Sir, let's go.ഀ ഀ 208ഀ 00:16:01,375 --> 00:16:02,625ഀ Come on. Come on.ഀ ഀ 209ഀ 00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:04,707ഀ Come on.ഀ Okay. Okay.ഀ ഀ 210ഀ 00:16:05,917 --> 00:16:09,249ഀ Gross, Montu.ഀ ഀ 211ഀ 00:16:11,583 --> 00:16:15,583ഀ Hey Yudi, I can see a French fry here.ഀ Get some ketchup!ഀ ഀ 212ഀ 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:16,750ഀ Buzz off, Montu!ഀ ഀ 213ഀ 00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:18,041ഀ Yudi... Yudilഀ ഀ 214ഀ 00:16:57,667 --> 00:16:59,582ഀ Hey! That's my car!ഀ ഀ 215ഀ 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:02,666ഀ Hey!ഀ ഀ 216ഀ 00:17:03,208 --> 00:17:05,083ഀ What are you doing?ഀ - Hey, is this your car?ഀ ഀ 217ഀ 00:17:05,083 --> 00:17:05,958ഀ Yes.ഀ ഀ 218ഀ 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,750ഀ Look, you haven't madeഀ any installment paymentsഀ ഀ 219ഀ 00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:08,875ഀ ..in the past 6 months.ഀ ഀ 220ഀ 00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:10,042ഀ And we're seizing your car.ഀ ഀ 221ഀ 00:17:10,042 --> 00:17:13,875ഀ What? You can't do that.ഀ - You got questions, call this number.ഀ ഀ 222ഀ 00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:17,125ഀ Looks like it's beenഀ re-possessed by... Rack Publishing!ഀ ഀ 223ഀ 00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:19,666ഀ For failure to honor your contract.ഀ ഀ 224ഀ 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:22,624ഀ Sorry, man.ഀ ഀ 225ഀ 00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:26,749ഀ Hey, watch the...ഀ ഀ 226ഀ 00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:42,417ഀ For our newest best-selling author.ഀ ഀ 227ഀ 00:17:42,417 --> 00:17:44,417ഀ Aanchal Reddy.ഀ ഀ 228ഀ 00:17:44,417 --> 00:17:46,791ഀ Thank you.ഀ - Congratulations.ഀ ഀ 229ഀ 00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:52,707ഀ Nice to meet you.ഀ ഀ 230ഀ 00:17:53,917 --> 00:17:56,541ഀ Sir... Sir, you cannot go in there.ഀ ഀ 231ഀ 00:18:08,792 --> 00:18:10,582ഀ Excuse me for a second.ഀ ഀ 232ഀ 00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:15,333ഀ I am really sorry, Yudi.ഀ - Bastard!ഀ ഀ 233ഀ 00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:17,083ഀ It's been 2 years sinceഀ you took an advanceഀ ഀ 234ഀ 00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:18,458ഀ ..from the publishers.ഀ ഀ 235ഀ 00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:20,167ഀ And you haven't written a word.ഀ ഀ 236ഀ 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:22,083ഀ Thank God they took your car,ഀ not your house!ഀ ഀ 237ഀ 00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:24,707ഀ I'll return their goddamn money!ഀ ഀ 238ഀ 00:18:25,417 --> 00:18:27,166ഀ What's wrong? No money in the bank?ഀ ഀ 239ഀ 00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:29,957ഀ Fine, let's break some funds.ഀ ഀ 240ഀ 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,332ഀ No funds either?ഀ ഀ 241ഀ 00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:34,374ഀ Nothing?ഀ ഀ 242ഀ 00:18:36,292 --> 00:18:38,833ഀ Look, you WERE a successful author.ഀ ഀ 243ഀ 00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:41,375ഀ But your last bookഀ released 6 years ago.ഀ ഀ 244ഀ 00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:43,583ഀ 5 1/1.ഀ - Correct, 5 1/2!ഀ ഀ 245ഀ 00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:45,583ഀ Royalties stopped 1 V: years ago.ഀ ഀ 246ഀ 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,625ഀ Your books are no longer in stores.ഀ ഀ 247ഀ 00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:50,000ഀ Balls! It's available atഀ the bookstore close to my house.ഀ ഀ 248ഀ 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,250ഀ Why would they keepഀ it if it doesn't sell?ഀ ഀ 249ഀ 00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:52,417ഀ I had them kept there..ഀ ഀ 250ഀ 00:18:52,417 --> 00:18:54,582ഀ Just to make you happy.ഀ - What?ഀ ഀ 251ഀ 00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:57,582ഀ Oh wow!ഀ ഀ 252ഀ 00:19:00,375 --> 00:19:01,583ഀ Take care.ഀ ഀ 253ഀ 00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:03,874ഀ Thank you.ഀ It was nice meeting you all.ഀ ഀ 254ഀ 00:19:05,625 --> 00:19:06,666ഀ I-Ii!ഀ ഀ 255ഀ 00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:14,957ഀ Who is she?ഀ - Your doom!ഀ ഀ 256ഀ 00:19:15,708 --> 00:19:20,500ഀ Rack Publishing signed her afterഀ canceling your contract. - What?ഀ ഀ 257ഀ 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:22,542ഀ They've given her a 3-book deal.ഀ - What?ഀ ഀ 258ഀ 00:19:22,542 --> 00:19:25,333ഀ And they're also payingഀ her double. - What?ഀ ഀ 259ഀ 00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:28,000ഀ Why are you on repeat-mode?ഀ ഀ 260ഀ 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,542ഀ But how? Why?ഀ ഀ 261ഀ 00:19:29,542 --> 00:19:32,083ഀ She's smart. Writes well.ഀ ഀ 262ഀ 00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:34,000ഀ Maybe... even better than you.ഀ ഀ 263ഀ 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,042ഀ And she doesn't have your attitude.ഀ ഀ 264ഀ 00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:39,416ഀ Plus, she writes romantic novels,ഀ which always sells.ഀ ഀ 265ഀ 00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:42,333ഀ She got the contract because of you.ഀ ഀ 266ഀ 00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:44,124ഀ You made her.ഀ ഀ 267ഀ 00:19:45,042 --> 00:19:48,125ഀ I hope you're happy... with your fame,ഀ money and booze!ഀ ഀ 268ഀ 00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:49,292ഀ Girls!ഀ - What?ഀ ഀ 269ഀ 00:19:49,292 --> 00:19:51,417ഀ Fame, money and girls!ഀ ഀ 270ഀ 00:19:51,417 --> 00:19:53,499ഀ Not booze, I am not Devdas!ഀ ഀ 271ഀ 00:19:54,542 --> 00:19:55,957ഀ What now?ഀ ഀ 272ഀ 00:19:57,583 --> 00:19:58,666ഀ Read this.ഀ ഀ 273ഀ 00:20:00,167 --> 00:20:01,833ഀ You might learn something.ഀ ഀ 274ഀ 00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:03,249ഀ Crazy Hearts!ഀ ഀ 275ഀ 00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:06,291ഀ Crazy Farts!ഀ ഀ 276ഀ 00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:43,791ഀ What?ഀ ഀ 277ഀ 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:46,958ഀ Really?ഀ - Yeah!ഀ ഀ 278ഀ 00:20:46,958 --> 00:20:49,624ഀ When? How?ഀ - What do you mean, how?ഀ ഀ 279ഀ 00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:52,917ഀ Are you sure?ഀ - Are you serious?!ഀ ഀ 280ഀ 00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:55,832ഀ I was traveling all of February.ഀ ഀ 281ഀ 00:20:56,542 --> 00:20:58,417ഀ Then how... is it possible?ഀ ഀ 282ഀ 00:20:58,417 --> 00:21:01,542ഀ Didn't you come downഀ one Thursday for that meeting?ഀ ഀ 283ഀ 00:21:01,542 --> 00:21:05,166ഀ But we don't do it on weekdays.ഀ - We did it that day.ഀ ഀ 284ഀ 00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:09,500ഀ Correct... shitഀ ഀ 285ഀ 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:13,082ഀ I mean... so sweet!ഀ Baby, come here.ഀ ഀ 286ഀ 00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:15,624ഀ Baby?ഀ ഀ 287ഀ 00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:17,582ഀ Baby, what happened?ഀ ഀ 288ഀ 00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:19,792ഀ Baby, what happened?ഀ ഀ 289ഀ 00:21:19,792 --> 00:21:21,791ഀ Baby, I am actually really happy!ഀ ഀ 290ഀ 00:21:22,417 --> 00:21:25,250ഀ It's wonderful news. Superb news.ഀ ഀ 291ഀ 00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:28,499ഀ Yay! I am going to be a father!ഀ ഀ 292ഀ 00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:30,332ഀ Yay!ഀ ഀ 293ഀ 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,082ഀ Life was such a party.ഀ ഀ 294ഀ 00:21:39,208 --> 00:21:41,124ഀ What happened all of a sudden?!ഀ ഀ 295ഀ 00:21:42,375 --> 00:21:44,999ഀ Downfall is always sudden!ഀ ഀ 296ഀ 00:21:50,417 --> 00:21:53,499ഀ Are you going to cry?ഀ - What? No.ഀ ഀ 297ഀ 00:21:54,333 --> 00:21:55,417ഀ Good.ഀ ഀ 298ഀ 00:21:55,417 --> 00:21:58,750ഀ But we need money.ഀ We need to do something.ഀ ഀ 299ഀ 00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:01,041ഀ Not us, you...lഀ ഀ 300ഀ 00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:03,666ഀ Thanks.ഀ ഀ 301ഀ 00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:07,166ഀ Hey Yogi, sit with me.ഀ ഀ 302ഀ 00:22:07,708 --> 00:22:08,792ഀ Talk to me.ഀ ഀ 303ഀ 00:22:08,792 --> 00:22:10,042ഀ About what?ഀ ഀ 304ഀ 00:22:10,042 --> 00:22:11,457ഀ About life.ഀ ഀ 305ഀ 00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:16,124ഀ I'm busy.ഀ ഀ 306ഀ 00:22:29,542 --> 00:22:30,916ഀ Don't do it.ഀ ഀ 307ഀ 00:22:32,333 --> 00:22:36,250ഀ What?ഀ - Don't call Divya.ഀ ഀ 308ഀ 00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:37,208ഀ Why?ഀ ഀ 309ഀ 00:22:37,208 --> 00:22:41,582ഀ Look... men go crazyഀ between 12 and 4 am.ഀ ഀ 310ഀ 00:22:42,667 --> 00:22:45,500ഀ They over-commit, get sentimental.ഀ ഀ 311ഀ 00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:46,750ഀ Cry and weep.ഀ ഀ 312ഀ 00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:48,333ഀ And settle for anyone.ഀ ഀ 313ഀ 00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:53,041ഀ Basically,ഀ they start thinking from their pants.ഀ ഀ 314ഀ 00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:59,082ഀ Then comes morning,ഀ and they come to their senses.ഀ ഀ 315ഀ 00:23:00,125 --> 00:23:02,291ഀ Next comes remorse.ഀ ഀ 316ഀ 00:23:02,958 --> 00:23:07,500ഀ That they are in moreഀ trouble now than when they started!ഀ ഀ 317ഀ 00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:12,499ഀ But it's Divyaഀ - She's your ex, and married.ഀ ഀ 318ഀ 00:23:13,292 --> 00:23:14,708ഀ She has three kids.ഀ ഀ 319ഀ 00:23:14,708 --> 00:23:18,082ഀ Actually, they are triplets.ഀ So, counts as one.ഀ ഀ 320ഀ 00:23:18,625 --> 00:23:19,999ഀ See, Yudi.ഀ ഀ 321ഀ 00:23:20,625 --> 00:23:23,249ഀ You will do what you want to do.ഀ ഀ 322ഀ 00:23:24,417 --> 00:23:25,916ഀ My advice...ഀ ഀ 323ഀ 00:23:28,042 --> 00:23:29,332ഀ is don't do.ഀ ഀ 324ഀ 00:23:37,292 --> 00:23:38,500ഀ Hello.ഀ - Hi.ഀ ഀ 325ഀ 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:41,082ഀ Yudi?ഀ - Are you sleeping?ഀ ഀ 326ഀ 00:23:43,125 --> 00:23:46,208ഀ It's 2 am.ഀ - Can you open the door, please?ഀ ഀ 327ഀ 00:23:46,208 --> 00:23:47,291ഀ What?ഀ ഀ 328ഀ 00:23:48,208 --> 00:23:49,707ഀ You're kidding me.ഀ ഀ 329ഀ 00:23:54,250 --> 00:23:56,417ഀ What are you doing here inഀ the middle of the night?ഀ ഀ 330ഀ 00:23:56,417 --> 00:23:58,542ഀ I'm in a mess.ഀ ഀ 331ഀ 00:23:58,542 --> 00:24:00,333ഀ I'm broke.ഀ ഀ 332ഀ 00:24:00,333 --> 00:24:01,750ഀ Oh!ഀ ഀ 333ഀ 00:24:01,750 --> 00:24:03,333ഀ You need money?ഀ ഀ 334ഀ 00:24:03,333 --> 00:24:06,042ഀ No... l just wanted toഀ talk to someone.ഀ ഀ 335ഀ 00:24:06,042 --> 00:24:07,957ഀ Where's that girlfriend of yours?ഀ ഀ 336ഀ 00:24:09,542 --> 00:24:11,167ഀ It's a bit complicated.ഀ ഀ 337ഀ 00:24:11,167 --> 00:24:17,542ഀ I mean, I've broken up with her.ഀ But I don't think she's understood.ഀ ഀ 338ഀ 00:24:17,542 --> 00:24:20,916ഀ Did you tell her clearlyഀ or is it all just in your head?ഀ ഀ 339ഀ 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,541ഀ I've given her few hints.ഀ ഀ 340ഀ 00:24:25,292 --> 00:24:27,375ഀ Some things never change.ഀ ഀ 341ഀ 00:24:27,375 --> 00:24:30,542ഀ If I tell her directly,ഀ it will break her heart.ഀ ഀ 342ഀ 00:24:30,542 --> 00:24:33,166ഀ What a thoughtful jerk.ഀ ഀ 343ഀ 00:24:35,042 --> 00:24:37,625ഀ You know what your problem is?ഀ ഀ 344ഀ 00:24:37,625 --> 00:24:39,875ഀ You love the fun thatഀ comes with romanceഀ ഀ 345ഀ 00:24:39,875 --> 00:24:42,042ഀ ..but not the responsibilityഀ that comes with commitment.ഀ ഀ 346ഀ 00:24:42,042 --> 00:24:43,583ഀ What's so wrong with that?ഀ ഀ 347ഀ 00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:46,750ഀ I mean all relationships areഀ fun and exciting in the beginning.ഀ ഀ 348ഀ 00:24:46,750 --> 00:24:49,625ഀ Later, the mystery's deadഀ once you know each other.ഀ ഀ 349ഀ 00:24:49,625 --> 00:24:51,458ഀ And all the excitementഀ and romance disappear.ഀ ഀ 350ഀ 00:24:51,458 --> 00:24:55,667ഀ We covet commitment so muchഀ that we ruin what we have.ഀ ഀ 351ഀ 00:24:55,667 --> 00:24:56,917ഀ And what remains?ഀ ഀ 352ഀ 00:24:56,917 --> 00:24:59,250ഀ Fights, battles,ഀ family, her mother's birthdayഀ ഀ 353ഀ 00:24:59,250 --> 00:25:01,333ഀ ..his uncle's anniversary,ഀ baby showers..ഀ ഀ 354ഀ 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:03,417ഀ Then you have three kids.ഀ And that's the end of life!ഀ ഀ 355ഀ 00:25:03,417 --> 00:25:05,917ഀ Shut up, Yudi.ഀ - Papa, I need to go potty.ഀ ഀ 356ഀ 00:25:05,917 --> 00:25:07,499ഀ Mummy..ഀ - It's called life!ഀ ഀ 357ഀ 00:25:08,167 --> 00:25:09,666ഀ Whatever, dude.ഀ ഀ 358ഀ 00:25:14,292 --> 00:25:16,874ഀ Couldn't you waitഀ for me a little longer?ഀ ഀ 359ഀ 00:25:17,458 --> 00:25:19,749ഀ Why are we discussing this now?ഀ ഀ 360ഀ 00:25:23,833 --> 00:25:26,166ഀ I did wail, you know.ഀ A really long time.ഀ ഀ 361ഀ 00:25:29,292 --> 00:25:31,250ഀ Hey, remember..ഀ ഀ 362ഀ 00:25:31,250 --> 00:25:33,583ഀ Our Vegas trip?ഀ - Yeah!ഀ ഀ 363ഀ 00:25:33,583 --> 00:25:36,375ഀ Mad trip, right?ഀ - Let's just wipe that off memory.ഀ ഀ 364ഀ 00:25:36,375 --> 00:25:38,333ഀ And our matching tattoos.ഀ ഀ 365ഀ 00:25:38,333 --> 00:25:41,333ഀ You know, mine's faded a bit.ഀ - No, no, it's okay.ഀ ഀ 366ഀ 00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:43,000ഀ Don't take off your pants. It's okay.ഀ ഀ 367ഀ 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,708ഀ And yours? ls it fading too?ഀ ഀ 368ഀ 00:25:44,708 --> 00:25:46,875ഀ No! Mine's great.ഀ ഀ 369ഀ 00:25:46,875 --> 00:25:48,917ഀ You still have it, right?ഀ ഀ 370ഀ 00:25:48,917 --> 00:25:49,833ഀ Yeah!ഀ ഀ 371ഀ 00:25:49,833 --> 00:25:51,291ഀ You didn't get it removed, did you?ഀ ഀ 372ഀ 00:25:53,292 --> 00:25:55,207ഀ You got it removed! Why?ഀ ഀ 373ഀ 00:25:55,958 --> 00:25:57,208ഀ What do you mean, why?ഀ ഀ 374ഀ 00:25:57,208 --> 00:25:58,667ഀ If Jason saw it, what would he think?ഀ ഀ 375ഀ 00:25:58,667 --> 00:26:00,500ഀ Yudi!ഀ - You could have made up something!ഀ ഀ 376ഀ 00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:02,375ഀ He can't read Hindi anyway.ഀ Let me see what you did.ഀ ഀ 377ഀ 00:26:02,375 --> 00:26:05,708ഀ No. - Show me.ഀ - Yudi, just stop it. - Show me.ഀ ഀ 378ഀ 00:26:05,708 --> 00:26:07,333ഀ What is wrong with you?ഀ ഀ 379ഀ 00:26:07,333 --> 00:26:08,916ഀ What the hell is going on?ഀ ഀ 380ഀ 00:26:09,792 --> 00:26:10,917ഀ Hi, honey!ഀ ഀ 381ഀ 00:26:10,917 --> 00:26:12,208ഀ Who wears pink shorts, dude?ഀ ഀ 382ഀ 00:26:12,208 --> 00:26:15,124ഀ If you break my marriage,ഀ I will kill you. - Okay, okay!ഀ ഀ 383ഀ 00:26:19,250 --> 00:26:21,416ഀ Here we go!ഀ ഀ 384ഀ 00:26:23,417 --> 00:26:24,500ഀ Thanks.ഀ ഀ 385ഀ 00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:26,042ഀ But you really didn't have to do this.ഀ ഀ 386ഀ 00:26:26,042 --> 00:26:28,083ഀ I could've taken a taxi.ഀ - Why taxi?ഀ ഀ 387ഀ 00:26:28,083 --> 00:26:31,332ഀ I am your personal, sexy, chauffeur.ഀ ഀ 388ഀ 00:26:32,875 --> 00:26:34,207ഀ Okay.ഀ ഀ 389ഀ 00:26:35,375 --> 00:26:37,500ഀ I'll be awhile. You go ahead.ഀ ഀ 390ഀ 00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:40,625ഀ It's okay,ഀ I've canceled all my appointments.ഀ ഀ 391ഀ 00:26:40,625 --> 00:26:42,208ഀ Shall I wait forഀ you at the coffee-shop?ഀ ഀ 392ഀ 00:26:42,208 --> 00:26:45,042ഀ No, no, please don't wait for me.ഀ Gary will drop me home.ഀ ഀ 393ഀ 00:26:45,042 --> 00:26:48,166ഀ Baby. I can wait for you all my life.ഀ ഀ 394ഀ 00:26:49,417 --> 00:26:51,708ഀ Isn't that a bit too long?ഀ ഀ 395ഀ 00:26:51,708 --> 00:26:53,707ഀ Yudi, forever and ever!ഀ ഀ 396ഀ 00:26:54,292 --> 00:26:55,792ഀ So sweet!ഀ ഀ 397ഀ 00:26:55,792 --> 00:26:57,332ഀ Love you.ഀ ഀ 398ഀ 00:26:58,250 --> 00:27:00,083ഀ I know you love me too.ഀ ഀ 399ഀ 00:27:00,083 --> 00:27:02,250ഀ Hi, Yudi. How are you?ഀ ഀ 400ഀ 00:27:02,250 --> 00:27:03,875ഀ How is life treating you?ഀ ഀ 401ഀ 00:27:03,875 --> 00:27:05,250ഀ Cut the bullshit, Gary.ഀ ഀ 402ഀ 00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:07,042ഀ Why did you call me here?ഀ ഀ 403ഀ 00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:09,458ഀ Look, maybe this isn't the bestഀ ഀ 404ഀ 00:27:09,458 --> 00:27:11,042ഀ But this is all you have now.ഀ ഀ 405ഀ 00:27:11,042 --> 00:27:13,416ഀ And I think you should do it.ഀ ഀ 406ഀ 00:27:15,042 --> 00:27:17,542ഀ You got me some shady deal again?ഀ ഀ 407ഀ 00:27:17,542 --> 00:27:19,374ഀ Do you want the car back or not?ഀ ഀ 408ഀ 00:27:35,292 --> 00:27:37,208ഀ I liked your book.ഀ ഀ 409ഀ 00:27:37,208 --> 00:27:39,542ഀ What was the name again?ഀ - Operation Payback.ഀ ഀ 410ഀ 00:27:39,542 --> 00:27:42,458ഀ Yes. Operation Playback.ഀ ഀ 411ഀ 00:27:42,458 --> 00:27:44,582ഀ Payback.ഀ - Yeah, right.ഀ ഀ 412ഀ 00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:47,375ഀ The story's good, tight.ഀ ഀ 413ഀ 00:27:47,375 --> 00:27:50,083ഀ The second half is a bit slow.ഀ ഀ 414ഀ 00:27:50,083 --> 00:27:52,833ഀ You read my book?ഀ - He did.ഀ ഀ 415ഀ 00:27:52,833 --> 00:27:54,416ഀ And explained it to me in two lines.ഀ ഀ 416ഀ 00:27:55,208 --> 00:27:56,832ഀ Good. - Very good.ഀ ഀ 417ഀ 00:27:58,875 --> 00:28:00,374ഀ You see,ഀ ഀ 418ഀ 00:28:01,958 --> 00:28:03,291ഀ I am a single-screen superstar.ഀ ഀ 419ഀ 00:28:04,292 --> 00:28:06,207ഀ And now,ഀ I want to take over the multiplexes.ഀ ഀ 420ഀ 00:28:07,583 --> 00:28:09,582ഀ I want to make a film..ഀ ഀ 421ഀ 00:28:10,292 --> 00:28:11,791ഀ that has everything.ഀ ഀ 422ഀ 00:28:12,458 --> 00:28:14,791ഀ Romance. Comedy.ഀ ഀ 423ഀ 00:28:16,833 --> 00:28:18,166ഀ I want a comedy!ഀ ഀ 424ഀ 00:28:19,625 --> 00:28:21,166ഀ Two birds with one stone.ഀ ഀ 425ഀ 00:28:21,958 --> 00:28:23,250ഀ What?ഀ ഀ 426ഀ 00:28:23,250 --> 00:28:25,249ഀ Classes and masses.ഀ ഀ 427ഀ 00:28:26,042 --> 00:28:27,958ഀ Get them both.ഀ - Great idealഀ ഀ 428ഀ 00:28:27,958 --> 00:28:29,625ഀ Writers are such copycats nowadays.ഀ ഀ 429ഀ 00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:32,292ഀ They make a dozen filmsഀ with the same successful idea.ഀ ഀ 430ഀ 00:28:32,292 --> 00:28:34,083ഀ Someone's remakingഀ this hit South Indian film.ഀ ഀ 431ഀ 00:28:34,083 --> 00:28:35,292ഀ Now everyone's working onഀ the same idea.ഀ ഀ 432ഀ 00:28:35,292 --> 00:28:37,250ഀ That's the business. - But, Sir,ഀ ഀ 433ഀ 00:28:37,250 --> 00:28:39,000ഀ Why don't you sit hereഀ instead of me? - Sir,ഀ ഀ 434ഀ 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,542ഀ No, no, I'll go get a message.ഀ ഀ 435ഀ 00:28:40,542 --> 00:28:43,124ഀ You sit here.ഀ - Sorry, Sir. Go on.ഀ ഀ 436ഀ 00:28:43,667 --> 00:28:46,041ഀ Last night I saw this Hollywood film.ഀ ഀ 437ഀ 00:28:46,583 --> 00:28:48,042ഀ And it just clicked.ഀ ഀ 438ഀ 00:28:48,042 --> 00:28:50,333ഀ I knew then this is my gold standard.ഀ ഀ 439ഀ 00:28:50,333 --> 00:28:53,167ഀ I took the next flight here.ഀ ഀ 440ഀ 00:28:53,167 --> 00:28:55,667ഀ Now, I'm looking for a mixed writerഀ ഀ 441ഀ 00:28:55,667 --> 00:28:57,750ഀ ..who can write a Bollywoodഀ film, Hollywood-style.ഀ ഀ 442ഀ 00:28:57,750 --> 00:29:00,750ഀ Mixed writer? Great idea.ഀ ഀ 443ഀ 00:29:00,750 --> 00:29:03,250ഀ Money is not a problem.ഀ ഀ 444ഀ 00:29:03,250 --> 00:29:06,458ഀ I want to make a film that hasഀ ഀ 445ഀ 00:29:06,458 --> 00:29:11,125ഀ Comedy, flirting and steaminessഀ ഀ 446ഀ 00:29:11,125 --> 00:29:12,250ഀ Kickass!ഀ ഀ 447ഀ 00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:14,292ഀ Kickass?ഀ - Kickass!ഀ ഀ 448ഀ 00:29:14,292 --> 00:29:15,750ഀ Kickass!ഀ ഀ 449ഀ 00:29:15,750 --> 00:29:17,249ഀ Oh Kickass!ഀ ഀ 450ഀ 00:29:17,958 --> 00:29:20,625ഀ First half, Meet Parents.ഀ ഀ 451ഀ 00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:23,292ഀ Second half, Meet Fuckers.ഀ ഀ 452ഀ 00:29:23,292 --> 00:29:25,499ഀ Mix and match. We have a silver jubilee.ഀ ഀ 453ഀ 00:29:26,333 --> 00:29:28,374ഀ Look, Armaan,ഀ ഀ 454ഀ 00:29:33,417 --> 00:29:34,541ഀ Ji..ഀ ഀ 455ഀ 00:29:35,125 --> 00:29:36,917ഀ Armaan-ji.ഀ ഀ 456ഀ 00:29:36,917 --> 00:29:40,291ഀ These are famous films.ഀ ഀ 457ഀ 00:29:41,208 --> 00:29:44,082ഀ We can't just copy, I meanഀ ഀ 458ഀ 00:29:44,667 --> 00:29:46,000ഀ We'd get caught.ഀ ഀ 459ഀ 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,542ഀ So what good is he for?ഀ ഀ 460ഀ 00:29:47,542 --> 00:29:49,542ഀ Get creative, man.ഀ ഀ 461ഀ 00:29:49,542 --> 00:29:52,458ഀ So what if we're caught?ഀ It's your neck on the line.ഀ ഀ 462ഀ 00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:54,500ഀ But I'll get you out.ഀ - We will.ഀ ഀ 463ഀ 00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:56,625ഀ Can I tell you something, Armaan?ഀ ഀ 464ഀ 00:29:56,625 --> 00:30:01,083ഀ You spent a fortune comingഀ here, and you're with the best writer.ഀ ഀ 465ഀ 00:30:01,083 --> 00:30:03,333ഀ Let's get him to write something fresh.ഀ ഀ 466ഀ 00:30:03,333 --> 00:30:05,041ഀ Where are you from originally?ഀ ഀ 467ഀ 00:30:07,250 --> 00:30:09,333ഀ I am from San Francisco.ഀ ഀ 468ഀ 00:30:09,333 --> 00:30:10,541ഀ No wonder.ഀ ഀ 469ഀ 00:30:12,083 --> 00:30:13,125ഀ Listen, do whatever, butഀ ഀ 470ഀ 00:30:13,125 --> 00:30:17,792ഀ I want a young love story.ഀ - Consider it done.ഀ ഀ 471ഀ 00:30:17,792 --> 00:30:22,542ഀ He'll write a great story andഀ make you a ladies' heartthrob.ഀ ഀ 472ഀ 00:30:22,542 --> 00:30:25,833ഀ In fact, I say you'll beഀ the heartthrob of the gents as well.ഀ ഀ 473ഀ 00:30:25,833 --> 00:30:28,082ഀ Control, your emotions.ഀ ഀ 474ഀ 00:30:30,250 --> 00:30:33,291ഀ And, oh yeah, I spoke toഀ Jennifer, for an item song.ഀ ഀ 475ഀ 00:30:34,083 --> 00:30:36,333ഀ Jennifer? - Our Jenny from the block?ഀ ഀ 476ഀ 00:30:36,333 --> 00:30:37,292ഀ JLo. JLo.ഀ ഀ 477ഀ 00:30:37,292 --> 00:30:39,708ഀ Sorry, my bad. JLo.ഀ ഀ 478ഀ 00:30:39,708 --> 00:30:41,250ഀ Jennifer.ഀ ഀ 479ഀ 00:30:41,250 --> 00:30:44,083ഀ Just make sure the filmഀ is a worldwide blockbuster.ഀ ഀ 480ഀ 00:30:44,083 --> 00:30:46,791ഀ Done, Sir. I guarantee you.ഀ ഀ 481ഀ 00:30:52,083 --> 00:30:53,125ഀ Kickass.ഀ ഀ 482ഀ 00:30:53,125 --> 00:30:54,833ഀ Kickass.ഀ - Kickass.ഀ ഀ 483ഀ 00:30:54,833 --> 00:30:55,999ഀ Sunglasses?ഀ ഀ 484ഀ 00:30:56,583 --> 00:30:57,999ഀ Here you go, Sir.ഀ ഀ 485ഀ 00:31:02,458 --> 00:31:04,749ഀ Superstar. Heroine.ഀ ഀ 486ഀ 00:31:05,375 --> 00:31:06,750ഀ JLo.ഀ ഀ 487ഀ 00:31:06,750 --> 00:31:08,875ഀ Romantic comedy.ഀ ഀ 488ഀ 00:31:08,875 --> 00:31:11,542ഀ Classes. Masses.ഀ ഀ 489ഀ 00:31:11,542 --> 00:31:13,125ഀ Bollywood.ഀ ഀ 490ഀ 00:31:13,125 --> 00:31:14,625ഀ Multiplex.ഀ ഀ 491ഀ 00:31:14,625 --> 00:31:16,291ഀ Single screen.ഀ ഀ 492ഀ 00:31:18,958 --> 00:31:20,249ഀ Kickass.ഀ ഀ 493ഀ 00:31:27,792 --> 00:31:29,624ഀ I am so screwed!ഀ ഀ 494ഀ 00:31:30,292 --> 00:31:31,708ഀ Where do I get this kickass from?ഀ ഀ 495ഀ 00:31:31,708 --> 00:31:32,874ഀ What am I there for?ഀ ഀ 496ഀ 00:31:34,333 --> 00:31:36,000ഀ What do you know about romcoms?ഀ ഀ 497ഀ 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,500ഀ Romantic comedy? Very easy.ഀ ഀ 498ഀ 00:31:38,500 --> 00:31:41,000ഀ First, boy meets girl.ഀ ഀ 499ഀ 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,167ഀ They cross paths, just like that.ഀ ഀ 500ഀ 00:31:43,167 --> 00:31:46,917ഀ They're polar oppositesഀ but complete each other.ഀ ഀ 501ഀ 00:31:46,917 --> 00:31:48,292ഀ Then, conversations.ഀ ഀ 502ഀ 00:31:48,292 --> 00:31:50,333ഀ Hello? But why? Because you..ഀ ഀ 503ഀ 00:31:50,333 --> 00:31:53,500ഀ And then Love! Love! Love! Love!ഀ ഀ 504ഀ 00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:56,791ഀ But, all boys are doggie.ഀ ഀ 505ഀ 00:31:57,292 --> 00:32:01,374ഀ And all girls are not doggie.ഀ ഀ 506ഀ 00:32:01,958 --> 00:32:03,667ഀ Something goes wrong.ഀ ഀ 507ഀ 00:32:03,667 --> 00:32:07,375ഀ Then comes "I've changed.ഀ I'm completely sorry. I love you".ഀ ഀ 508ഀ 00:32:07,375 --> 00:32:09,083ഀ In the end, every/thing's happy!ഀ ഀ 509ഀ 00:32:09,083 --> 00:32:11,917ഀ But yes, the boy andഀ girl should be handsome.ഀ ഀ 510ഀ 00:32:11,917 --> 00:32:13,708ഀ Costumes by Manish (Malhotra),ഀ Abu Jani...ഀ ഀ 511ഀ 00:32:13,708 --> 00:32:15,124ഀ Music by Pritam.ഀ ഀ 512ഀ 00:32:15,625 --> 00:32:18,500ഀ And if you go abroadഀ to shoot them, great.ഀ ഀ 513ഀ 00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:20,707ഀ That's how you write a romantic comedy!ഀ ഀ 514ഀ 00:32:34,458 --> 00:32:37,583ഀ "And this is the secretഀ only true lovers share."ഀ ഀ 515ഀ 00:32:37,583 --> 00:32:42,125ഀ "The joy they find in each other,ഀ and the dreams they dare to dream.."ഀ ഀ 516ഀ 00:32:42,125 --> 00:32:45,833ഀ "..is by virtue of theഀ power of love that engulfs them."ഀ ഀ 517ഀ 00:32:45,833 --> 00:32:49,542ഀ "Consumes them.ഀ And transcends all bounds."ഀ ഀ 518ഀ 00:32:49,542 --> 00:32:51,874ഀ "So her thoughts were exactly this."ഀ ഀ 519ഀ 00:32:52,458 --> 00:32:55,333ഀ "Love me..and free my soul."ഀ ഀ 520ഀ 00:32:55,333 --> 00:32:58,167ഀ "l love you..and I adore you."ഀ ഀ 521ഀ 00:32:58,167 --> 00:33:00,167ഀ "And I do thisഀ because I do not know.."ഀ ഀ 522ഀ 00:33:00,167 --> 00:33:01,875ഀ "..any other way of loving."ഀ ഀ 523ഀ 00:33:01,875 --> 00:33:04,916ഀ "And I am just thankful."ഀ ഀ 524ഀ 00:33:06,167 --> 00:33:07,999ഀ $1 What the!!ഀ ഀ 525ഀ 00:33:10,417 --> 00:33:11,666ഀ Thank you.ഀ ഀ 526ഀ 00:33:18,750 --> 00:33:21,041ഀ Beautiful writing. Beautiful!ഀ ഀ 527ഀ 00:33:21,917 --> 00:33:24,125ഀ That last chapterഀ tears just welled up.ഀ ഀ 528ഀ 00:33:24,125 --> 00:33:26,249ഀ I was really choking.ഀ ഀ 529ഀ 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,167ഀ Thank you. Thank you so much.ഀ ഀ 530ഀ 00:33:29,167 --> 00:33:30,208ഀ I'm the one who wrote it.ഀ ഀ 531ഀ 00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:33,333ഀ But every time I read it,ഀ it still makes me emotional.ഀ ഀ 532ഀ 00:33:33,333 --> 00:33:35,292ഀ It's my favorite chapter.ഀ ഀ 533ഀ 00:33:35,292 --> 00:33:36,542ഀ Mine too.ഀ ഀ 534ഀ 00:33:36,542 --> 00:33:39,042ഀ You've read my book?ഀ - No.ഀ ഀ 535ഀ 00:33:39,042 --> 00:33:40,458ഀ But I will now.ഀ ഀ 536ഀ 00:33:40,458 --> 00:33:42,707ഀ For sure.ഀ - I hope you like it.ഀ ഀ 537ഀ 00:33:50,083 --> 00:33:52,291ഀ Incidentally,ഀ what kind of books do you like?ഀ ഀ 538ഀ 00:33:54,542 --> 00:33:56,542ഀ I like all kinds of books.ഀ ഀ 539ഀ 00:33:56,542 --> 00:33:59,207ഀ Put a telephone directoryഀ in front of me, I'll even read that!ഀ ഀ 540ഀ 00:34:01,958 --> 00:34:04,792ഀ Have you read this book?ഀ I hear it's really good.ഀ ഀ 541ഀ 00:34:04,792 --> 00:34:07,708ഀ That's a really old book.ഀ It's still on the shelves?ഀ ഀ 542ഀ 00:34:07,708 --> 00:34:09,083ഀ Well, it's a classic.ഀ ഀ 543ഀ 00:34:09,083 --> 00:34:12,417ഀ Classic? Why, there's no depth in it.ഀ ഀ 544ഀ 00:34:12,417 --> 00:34:14,083ഀ He wrote something. Andഀ ഀ 545ഀ 00:34:14,083 --> 00:34:15,208ഀ he just got lucky.ഀ ഀ 546ഀ 00:34:15,208 --> 00:34:17,917ഀ You just said youഀ like all kinds of books.ഀ ഀ 547ഀ 00:34:17,917 --> 00:34:19,167ഀ What's so wrong with this one?ഀ ഀ 548ഀ 00:34:19,167 --> 00:34:20,250ഀ It's just a one-book wonder.ഀ ഀ 549ഀ 00:34:20,250 --> 00:34:23,083ഀ He wrote something for the heckഀ of it and it became a hit. By fluke.ഀ ഀ 550ഀ 00:34:23,083 --> 00:34:25,333ഀ My agent said he's totally ruined.ഀ ഀ 551ഀ 00:34:25,333 --> 00:34:26,833ഀ Poor guy's on the streets now.ഀ ഀ 552ഀ 00:34:26,833 --> 00:34:28,624ഀ Should I sign you a copy?ഀ ഀ 553ഀ 00:34:31,500 --> 00:34:33,041ഀ Your name?ഀ - Yu..ഀ ഀ 554ഀ 00:34:33,917 --> 00:34:34,957ഀ Yogi.ഀ ഀ 555ഀ 00:34:38,083 --> 00:34:40,082ഀ Yogi. See you.ഀ ഀ 556ഀ 00:34:49,833 --> 00:34:51,916ഀ Hang on a second.ഀ ഀ 557ഀ 00:34:52,875 --> 00:34:56,125ഀ Half of them fell asleep listening.ഀ ഀ 558ഀ 00:34:56,125 --> 00:34:59,749ഀ Actually, I almostഀ fell asleep reading!ഀ ഀ 559ഀ 00:35:00,833 --> 00:35:02,000ഀ You know, I don't get it.ഀ ഀ 560ഀ 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,333ഀ Why do people show up at readings?ഀ ഀ 561ഀ 00:35:04,333 --> 00:35:06,958ഀ Clearly, they haveഀ nothing better to do.ഀ ഀ 562ഀ 00:35:06,958 --> 00:35:10,167ഀ If they love books, why can't theyഀ just buy the book and read it at home?ഀ ഀ 563ഀ 00:35:10,167 --> 00:35:12,042ഀ Oh My God I forgot to tell you.ഀ ഀ 564ഀ 00:35:12,042 --> 00:35:14,125ഀ After the reading,ഀ an Indian came up to me..ഀ ഀ 565ഀ 00:35:14,125 --> 00:35:17,917ഀ and said, "Beautifulഀ writing my eyes welled up..ഀ ഀ 566ഀ 00:35:17,917 --> 00:35:20,916ഀ "..l was choking..ഀ Really choking."ഀ ഀ 567ഀ 00:35:21,625 --> 00:35:23,124ഀ What a pansy!ഀ ഀ 568ഀ 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,583ഀ I know right?ഀ ഀ 569ഀ 00:35:25,583 --> 00:35:27,792ഀ I'm actually writingഀ all this romantic bull..ഀ ഀ 570ഀ 00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:29,000ഀ Which people are buying..ഀ ഀ 571ഀ 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,791ഀ And getting sentimental,ഀ can you believe it?ഀ ഀ 572ഀ 00:35:31,375 --> 00:35:32,583ഀ I know!ഀ ഀ 573ഀ 00:35:32,583 --> 00:35:35,167ഀ If anyone hears me like thisഀ ഀ 574ഀ 00:35:35,167 --> 00:35:37,416ഀ That's it. I'll be banned.ഀ ഀ 575ഀ 00:35:41,292 --> 00:35:43,500ഀ Hello. - She's a fraud!ഀ ഀ 576ഀ 00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:46,750ഀ That girl is a fraud. And sheഀ had the gall to criticize my book!ഀ ഀ 577ഀ 00:35:46,750 --> 00:35:48,917ഀ Yudi, I am pregnant.ഀ ഀ 578ഀ 00:35:48,917 --> 00:35:53,708ഀ She's selling rubbish and she knows it.ഀ Her readers are all a big joke for her!ഀ ഀ 579ഀ 00:35:53,708 --> 00:35:54,958ഀ Man, I am the joke here.ഀ ഀ 580ഀ 00:35:54,958 --> 00:35:58,542ഀ I'm going to read her book..ഀ Throw it on her face and sayഀ ഀ 581ഀ 00:35:58,542 --> 00:35:59,917ഀ "This is nonsense."ഀ ഀ 582ഀ 00:35:59,917 --> 00:36:03,417ഀ I am having an oops baby.ഀ - What?ഀ ഀ 583ഀ 00:36:03,417 --> 00:36:06,167ഀ Oops baby.ഀ ഀ 584ഀ 00:36:06,167 --> 00:36:07,582ഀ Oops!ഀ ഀ 585ഀ 00:36:08,417 --> 00:36:10,499ഀ Congratulations?ഀ ഀ 586ഀ 00:36:11,167 --> 00:36:12,541ഀ Montu?ഀ ഀ 587ഀ 00:36:13,958 --> 00:36:15,958ഀ This is our Wall of Fame.ഀ ഀ 588ഀ 00:36:15,958 --> 00:36:18,250ഀ All bestselling authors.ഀ ഀ 589ഀ 00:36:18,250 --> 00:36:22,249ഀ And here you are.ഀ Got it put up just yesterday.ഀ ഀ 590ഀ 00:36:22,875 --> 00:36:24,250ഀ How is it?ഀ ഀ 591ഀ 00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:25,666ഀ Cool, right?ഀ - Yeah!ഀ ഀ 592ഀ 00:36:29,167 --> 00:36:30,707ഀ What a rogue!ഀ ഀ 593ഀ 00:36:37,917 --> 00:36:39,083ഀ Oh..ഀ ഀ 594ഀ 00:36:39,083 --> 00:36:39,875ഀ Oh!ഀ ഀ 595ഀ 00:36:39,875 --> 00:36:41,125ഀ We meet again.ഀ ഀ 596ഀ 00:36:41,125 --> 00:36:43,291ഀ I read your book.ഀ - I see.ഀ ഀ 597ഀ 00:36:44,417 --> 00:36:45,917ഀ Mind-blowing!ഀ ഀ 598ഀ 00:36:45,917 --> 00:36:48,875ഀ The way you've explained love..ഀ ഀ 599ഀ 00:36:48,875 --> 00:36:53,416ഀ And that line, "To gain something,ഀ you have to lose something."ഀ ഀ 600ഀ 00:36:54,333 --> 00:36:55,500ഀ What an original line!ഀ ഀ 601ഀ 00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:57,375ഀ Every page had me emotional.ഀ ഀ 602ഀ 00:36:57,375 --> 00:36:59,958ഀ I sat with a box of tissueഀ ഀ 603ഀ 00:36:59,958 --> 00:37:02,708ഀ I know who you are.ഀ - Really?ഀ ഀ 604ഀ 00:37:02,708 --> 00:37:04,625ഀ I saw your photo upstairs.ഀ ഀ 605ഀ 00:37:04,625 --> 00:37:06,167ഀ Gary told me all about you.ഀ ഀ 606ഀ 00:37:06,167 --> 00:37:07,292ഀ Oh!ഀ ഀ 607ഀ 00:37:07,292 --> 00:37:08,332ഀ Oh?ഀ ഀ 608ഀ 00:37:09,875 --> 00:37:11,083ഀ I hope he said good things.ഀ ഀ 609ഀ 00:37:11,083 --> 00:37:14,375ഀ He said to me, "You couldഀ be very successfulഀ ഀ 610ഀ 00:37:14,375 --> 00:37:16,332ഀ "Just never Yudi your life."ഀ ഀ 611ഀ 00:37:17,417 --> 00:37:18,500ഀ That Idiot!ഀ ഀ 612ഀ 00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:21,292ഀ Hold on. Did he sayഀ this or are you saying it?ഀ ഀ 613ഀ 00:37:21,292 --> 00:37:22,792ഀ What is your problem?ഀ ഀ 614ഀ 00:37:22,792 --> 00:37:24,374ഀ Why are you following me?ഀ ഀ 615ഀ 00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:27,208ഀ I am writing a romantic comedy.ഀ ഀ 616ഀ 00:37:27,208 --> 00:37:29,542ഀ And I thought I'd read your book.ഀ ഀ 617ഀ 00:37:29,542 --> 00:37:31,582ഀ And guess what I found outഀ ഀ 618ഀ 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:36,250ഀ You are a fraud!ഀ - What? What do you mean?ഀ ഀ 619ഀ 00:37:36,250 --> 00:37:38,500ഀ "If anyone hearsഀ me like this.."ഀ ഀ 620ഀ 00:37:38,500 --> 00:37:41,708ഀ "..I'll be banned."ഀ - Stop it.ഀ ഀ 621ഀ 00:37:41,708 --> 00:37:45,708ഀ "l such am a big writer now.ഀ All of America has read my book."ഀ ഀ 622ഀ 00:37:45,708 --> 00:37:48,417ഀ "My agent says I am No. 1."ഀ ഀ 623ഀ 00:37:48,417 --> 00:37:50,667ഀ "What I didn't know is that agentഀ ഀ 624ഀ 00:37:50,667 --> 00:37:52,832ഀ ..gives this spielഀ to all his clients.ഀ ഀ 625ഀ 00:38:01,375 --> 00:38:03,083ഀ By the way, you write well.ഀ ഀ 626ഀ 00:38:03,083 --> 00:38:04,958ഀ But I have to tell you one thing.ഀ ഀ 627ഀ 00:38:04,958 --> 00:38:07,042ഀ Your book readings are so boring..ഀ ഀ 628ഀ 00:38:07,042 --> 00:38:08,749ഀ that people were falling asleep.ഀ ഀ 629ഀ 00:38:09,500 --> 00:38:11,874ഀ I'm sure some even died.ഀ - It's okay.ഀ ഀ 630ഀ 00:38:12,458 --> 00:38:14,833ഀ My books sell.ഀ ഀ 631ഀ 00:38:14,833 --> 00:38:16,708ഀ Yes, but the questionഀ is entertainment.ഀ ഀ 632ഀ 00:38:16,708 --> 00:38:19,625ഀ How do we make yourഀ readings more entertaining?ഀ ഀ 633ഀ 00:38:19,625 --> 00:38:20,667ഀ You don't need to do anything.ഀ ഀ 634ഀ 00:38:20,667 --> 00:38:21,750ഀ I'll manage.ഀ ഀ 635ഀ 00:38:21,750 --> 00:38:25,500ഀ How about some advice from a senior,ഀ super successful writerഀ ഀ 636ഀ 00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:28,582ഀ to a budding writer?ഀ - No, thank you.ഀ ഀ 637ഀ 00:38:30,125 --> 00:38:31,582ഀ Shih! Just listen.ഀ ഀ 638ഀ 00:38:32,250 --> 00:38:35,500ഀ People aren't there forഀ your reading skills, you know?ഀ ഀ 639ഀ 00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:38,583ഀ They're there to meet the writerഀ - see if his personality is exciting..ഀ ഀ 640ഀ 00:38:38,583 --> 00:38:40,708ഀ ..all his experiences in life.ഀ ഀ 641ഀ 00:38:40,708 --> 00:38:44,208ഀ What, should I read out my bio data?ഀ - No, but be charming.ഀ ഀ 642ഀ 00:38:44,208 --> 00:38:47,208ഀ Chat with your audience,ഀ crack some jokes.ഀ ഀ 643ഀ 00:38:47,208 --> 00:38:49,167ഀ They'll read your book at home.ഀ ഀ 644ഀ 00:38:49,167 --> 00:38:51,250ഀ So for one hour,ഀ spend 15 minutes reading.ഀ ഀ 645ഀ 00:38:51,250 --> 00:38:53,333ഀ Nonsense your wayഀ through the remaining 45.ഀ ഀ 646ഀ 00:38:53,333 --> 00:38:55,042ഀ That's how you make fans.ഀ ഀ 647ഀ 00:38:55,042 --> 00:38:56,999ഀ One second, who are you?ഀ ഀ 648ഀ 00:38:57,708 --> 00:39:02,916ഀ Best-selling writer, friend,ഀ philosopher, stud! Nice to meet you.ഀ ഀ 649ഀ 00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:06,332ഀ Pleasure is all yours.ഀ ഀ 650ഀ 00:39:21,167 --> 00:39:23,457ഀ Yudi-pudie pie!ഀ - Aaarrghh!ഀ ഀ 651ഀ 00:39:26,333 --> 00:39:28,708ഀ What are you doing here?ഀ - Giving you a lift.ഀ ഀ 652ഀ 00:39:28,708 --> 00:39:30,249ഀ But... why..ഀ ഀ 653ഀ 00:39:30,833 --> 00:39:32,500ഀ How did you know I'm here?ഀ ഀ 654ഀ 00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:36,125ഀ So I downloaded this appഀ on both our phones.ഀ ഀ 655ഀ 00:39:36,125 --> 00:39:39,167ഀ It tells me where you are. Always.ഀ ഀ 656ഀ 00:39:39,167 --> 00:39:41,124ഀ It's called No Space!ഀ ഀ 657ഀ 00:39:42,333 --> 00:39:44,999ഀ Are you tracking me?ഀ - I love you.ഀ ഀ 658ഀ 00:39:45,667 --> 00:39:47,667ഀ Come on, let's go.ഀ - Where?ഀ ഀ 659ഀ 00:39:47,667 --> 00:39:49,082ഀ Where?ഀ ഀ 660ഀ 00:39:52,917 --> 00:39:55,832ഀ Happy birthday 10..ഀ ഀ 661ഀ 00:39:58,792 --> 00:39:59,957ഀ Oh no!ഀ ഀ 662ഀ 00:40:00,667 --> 00:40:02,875ഀ Is it your Dad? Mom?ഀ ഀ 663ഀ 00:40:02,875 --> 00:40:05,708ഀ You had an appointment today.ഀ - What appointment?ഀ ഀ 664ഀ 00:40:05,708 --> 00:40:07,375ഀ Dentist?ഀ - Oh no, no, I'm fine.ഀ ഀ 665ഀ 00:40:07,375 --> 00:40:08,875ഀ Don't be a baby. Come on.ഀ ഀ 666ഀ 00:40:08,875 --> 00:40:11,083ഀ Please! I don't want to go, Vishakha.ഀ ഀ 667ഀ 00:40:11,083 --> 00:40:12,083ഀ Listen-ഀ ഀ 668ഀ 00:40:12,083 --> 00:40:14,208ഀ You've done a lot for my teeth.ഀ ഀ 669ഀ 00:40:14,208 --> 00:40:16,624ഀ But this time, I'm okay. Really!ഀ ഀ 670ഀ 00:40:26,083 --> 00:40:29,042ഀ I have to say, this Aanchal girl?ഀ I dig her.ഀ ഀ 671ഀ 00:40:29,042 --> 00:40:30,458ഀ She's just right for you.ഀ ഀ 672ഀ 00:40:30,458 --> 00:40:32,291ഀ Whatever floats your boat, man.ഀ ഀ 673ഀ 00:40:33,542 --> 00:40:37,707ഀ Wow! What a fluke.ഀ - Your birth was a fluke, man.ഀ ഀ 674ഀ 00:40:39,833 --> 00:40:41,874ഀ And Vishakha?ഀ - Oh, yeah.ഀ ഀ 675ഀ 00:40:42,375 --> 00:40:44,917ഀ I've got to break up with her. Again.ഀ ഀ 676ഀ 00:40:44,917 --> 00:40:46,542ഀ This time, I'll do it right.ഀ ഀ 677ഀ 00:40:46,542 --> 00:40:47,917ഀ Here I am,ഀ freaking about to be a Dadഀ ഀ 678ഀ 00:40:47,917 --> 00:40:50,624ഀ there you are, playingഀ breakup-patchup.ഀ ഀ 679ഀ 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,332ഀ Nonsense!ഀ ഀ 680ഀ 00:40:53,917 --> 00:40:55,042ഀ You know what she did?ഀ ഀ 681ഀ 00:40:55,042 --> 00:40:58,625ഀ She's put a tracker in my phone.ഀ - What? lഀ ഀ 682ഀ 00:40:58,625 --> 00:41:01,332ഀ She knows we're at the golfഀ link right now. - Really?ഀ ഀ 683ഀ 00:41:03,125 --> 00:41:05,166ഀ That is some psycho nonsense!ഀ ഀ 684ഀ 00:41:05,750 --> 00:41:07,917ഀ Why're you not breakingഀ up with her cleanly?ഀ ഀ 685ഀ 00:41:07,917 --> 00:41:09,833ഀ It's not that difficult.ഀ - It is difficult.ഀ ഀ 686ഀ 00:41:09,833 --> 00:41:11,791ഀ That's why halfഀ the world's like this.ഀ ഀ 687ഀ 00:41:13,792 --> 00:41:16,125ഀ Nonsense man! Not again!ഀ ഀ 688ഀ 00:41:16,125 --> 00:41:17,875ഀ I'm telling youഀ these clubs are screwed.ഀ ഀ 689ഀ 00:41:17,875 --> 00:41:19,874ഀ Yes, Montu.ഀ It's all the club's fault.ഀ ഀ 690ഀ 00:41:30,208 --> 00:41:31,542ഀ Yudi cutie pie!ഀ ഀ 691ഀ 00:41:31,542 --> 00:41:32,582ഀ Hey!ഀ ഀ 692ഀ 00:41:38,750 --> 00:41:43,041ഀ I ordered your favorite cheesecake.ഀ - Ooh! Cheesecake.ഀ ഀ 693ഀ 00:41:43,750 --> 00:41:44,916ഀ Caramel.ഀ ഀ 694ഀ 00:41:47,125 --> 00:41:48,167ഀ So.ഀ ഀ 695ഀ 00:41:48,167 --> 00:41:49,125ഀ So.ഀ ഀ 696ഀ 00:41:49,125 --> 00:41:51,500ഀ Vishakha.ഀ I've been thinking for a while-ഀ ഀ 697ഀ 00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:53,332ഀ Taste this.ഀ ഀ 698ഀ 00:41:53,917 --> 00:41:55,875ഀ How is it?ഀ - Very nice.ഀ ഀ 699ഀ 00:41:55,875 --> 00:41:59,917ഀ Yummy, right?ഀ - So I've been thinking for a whileഀ ഀ 700ഀ 00:41:59,917 --> 00:42:03,042ഀ we've known each other six months.ഀ - 17!ഀ ഀ 701ഀ 00:42:03,042 --> 00:42:05,875ഀ What?ഀ - We met at Aarti and Adam's wedding.ഀ ഀ 702ഀ 00:42:05,875 --> 00:42:09,083ഀ Oh! You're calculating from then?ഀ - Of course! Because-ഀ ഀ 703ഀ 00:42:09,083 --> 00:42:13,125ഀ Two weeks later, at Nancy's party,ഀ you kissed me.ഀ ഀ 704ഀ 00:42:13,125 --> 00:42:14,667ഀ Really?ഀ - Yeah.ഀ ഀ 705ഀ 00:42:14,667 --> 00:42:16,583ഀ I don't think so.ഀ - Yeah.ഀ ഀ 706ഀ 00:42:16,583 --> 00:42:19,417ഀ I must've kissed you on your cheeks.ഀ - No, no, no, it was a proper kiss.ഀ ഀ 707ഀ 00:42:19,417 --> 00:42:20,791ഀ Let me show you.ഀ - No!ഀ ഀ 708ഀ 00:42:21,750 --> 00:42:23,832ഀ Okay! I'm sorry,ഀ just get carried away.ഀ ഀ 709ഀ 00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:27,792ഀ Anyway, what I meant to say isഀ ഀ 710ഀ 00:42:27,792 --> 00:42:30,041ഀ The two of us The way we..ഀ ഀ 711ഀ 00:42:30,750 --> 00:42:32,208ഀ You like travelling.ഀ - Yes.ഀ ഀ 712ഀ 00:42:32,208 --> 00:42:34,000ഀ I hate travelling.ഀ - Oh!ഀ ഀ 713ഀ 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:38,042ഀ You like cheesecake, andഀ you think I love cheesecakeഀ ഀ 714ഀ 00:42:38,042 --> 00:42:41,082ഀ But I hate it.ഀ - Shall I order chocolate then?ഀ ഀ 715ഀ 00:42:42,458 --> 00:42:44,917ഀ It doesn't matter what cake it is.ഀ ഀ 716ഀ 00:42:44,917 --> 00:42:48,417ഀ What I mean is we're different.ഀ ഀ 717ഀ 00:42:48,417 --> 00:42:51,208ഀ You mean..we're opposites?ഀ - Yes, we're opposites.ഀ ഀ 718ഀ 00:42:51,208 --> 00:42:53,541ഀ People say opposites attract!ഀ ഀ 719ഀ 00:42:54,083 --> 00:42:57,042ഀ That happens with magnets,ഀ not with humans.ഀ ഀ 720ഀ 00:42:57,042 --> 00:42:58,875ഀ With humans, opposites attack.ഀ ഀ 721ഀ 00:42:58,875 --> 00:43:02,417ഀ Like India-Pakistan.ഀ - But India-Pakistan are the same.ഀ ഀ 722ഀ 00:43:02,417 --> 00:43:04,667ഀ They both want Kashmir.ഀ ഀ 723ഀ 00:43:04,667 --> 00:43:08,624ഀ Yeah, you know, opposites do attract.ഀ Like that song.ഀ ഀ 724ഀ 00:43:11,667 --> 00:43:16,541ഀ We come together 'coz oppositesഀ attract. Who'd have thought, aah!ഀ ഀ 725ഀ 00:43:19,292 --> 00:43:20,999ഀ I love the 80's.ഀ ഀ 726ഀ 00:43:22,250 --> 00:43:23,750ഀ Okay.ഀ ഀ 727ഀ 00:43:23,750 --> 00:43:26,499ഀ Okay. Let me start over.ഀ ഀ 728ഀ 00:43:27,042 --> 00:43:30,375ഀ We met 11 months ago,ഀ and I kissed you at Nancy's home.ഀ ഀ 729ഀ 00:43:30,375 --> 00:43:31,542ഀ Not cheek-to-cheek, but lip-to-lip.ഀ ഀ 730ഀ 00:43:31,542 --> 00:43:34,167ഀ We're opposites, andഀ people think opposites attract.ഀ ഀ 731ഀ 00:43:34,167 --> 00:43:37,792ഀ You want me so much there'sഀ not one tooth in my mouth you..ഀ ഀ 732ഀ 00:43:37,792 --> 00:43:39,042ഀ ..haven't left alone.ഀ Still, I think we both-ഀ ഀ 733ഀ 00:43:39,042 --> 00:43:41,500ഀ What?ഀ Why're you giving me your phone?ഀ ഀ 734ഀ 00:43:41,500 --> 00:43:43,208ഀ Have I shown you this before?ഀ ഀ 735ഀ 00:43:43,208 --> 00:43:46,957ഀ You know I'm trying to explainഀ something to you. - Take a look, baby.ഀ ഀ 736ഀ 00:43:49,042 --> 00:43:50,416ഀ Who's the naked ass?ഀ ഀ 737ഀ 00:43:55,208 --> 00:43:56,416ഀ The naked ass is me? lഀ ഀ 738ഀ 00:43:57,125 --> 00:44:01,374ഀ How? When?ഀ - You're such a cutie!ഀ ഀ 739ഀ 00:44:03,292 --> 00:44:06,000ഀ How did you do this?ഀ - You looked so cute that day..ഀ ഀ 740ഀ 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,458ഀ I'm really sorry,ഀ I couldn't help myself.ഀ ഀ 741ഀ 00:44:08,458 --> 00:44:11,667ഀ Okay Vishakha, you have to delete that.ഀ - No.ഀ ഀ 742ഀ 00:44:11,667 --> 00:44:14,458ഀ If it leaks somehow,ഀ I'll be embarrassed as hell.ഀ ഀ 743ഀ 00:44:14,458 --> 00:44:17,000ഀ Aww.. you're shy.ഀ - No!ഀ ഀ 744ഀ 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,292ഀ But if this comes out,ഀ I'll be a joke.ഀ ഀ 745ഀ 00:44:19,292 --> 00:44:21,458ഀ I'm a celebrity.ഀ - Chill, baby.ഀ ഀ 746ഀ 00:44:21,458 --> 00:44:23,541ഀ I'm hardly going toഀ put it up on Facebook.ഀ ഀ 747ഀ 00:44:25,250 --> 00:44:26,458ഀ Vishakha, please. Come on.ഀ ഀ 748ഀ 00:44:26,458 --> 00:44:28,708ഀ Alright. Alright. We'll delete it.ഀ ഀ 749ഀ 00:44:28,708 --> 00:44:30,957ഀ What if my baby's video goes viral?ഀ ഀ 750ഀ 00:44:31,458 --> 00:44:33,166ഀ Please delete it.ഀ ഀ 751ഀ 00:44:34,583 --> 00:44:37,999ഀ I'll watch it at home.ഀ I have a copy on my laptop.ഀ ഀ 752ഀ 00:44:39,417 --> 00:44:40,458ഀ You okay, baby?ഀ ഀ 753ഀ 00:44:40,458 --> 00:44:41,917ഀ You (gibberish) at home?ഀ - Huh?ഀ ഀ 754ഀ 00:44:41,917 --> 00:44:43,083ഀ You have it at home?ഀ ഀ 755ഀ 00:44:43,083 --> 00:44:45,542ഀ Yes. I got everythingഀ backed up.ഀ ഀ 756ഀ 00:44:45,542 --> 00:44:47,458ഀ If you wanted to pranceഀ in the shower,ഀ ഀ 757ഀ 00:44:47,458 --> 00:44:49,125ഀ ..you could've at leastഀ locked the door from inside.ഀ ഀ 758ഀ 00:44:49,125 --> 00:44:50,958ഀ Montu, you're stuckഀ on the wrong detail.ഀ ഀ 759ഀ 00:44:50,958 --> 00:44:53,875ഀ I mean, when I shower,ഀ I always lock the door from inside.ഀ ഀ 760ഀ 00:44:53,875 --> 00:44:55,917ഀ And from the outside, whenഀ Gauri's in the shower.ഀ ഀ 761ഀ 00:44:55,917 --> 00:44:59,958ഀ Montu Focus.ഀ Get me out of this mess.ഀ ഀ 762ഀ 00:44:59,958 --> 00:45:01,167ഀ Walk with me.ഀ ഀ 763ഀ 00:45:01,167 --> 00:45:03,375ഀ You deleted theഀ video on her phone.ഀ ഀ 764ഀ 00:45:03,375 --> 00:45:07,292ഀ She has a copy of it on her laptop.ഀ ഀ 765ഀ 00:45:07,292 --> 00:45:09,333ഀ And the laptop's at her home. Right.ഀ ഀ 766ഀ 00:45:09,333 --> 00:45:10,541ഀ So, here's the plan.ഀ ഀ 767ഀ 00:45:11,583 --> 00:45:14,125ഀ We'll sneak into her houseഀ ഀ 768ഀ 00:45:14,125 --> 00:45:17,625ഀ and delete thatഀ file from her laptop.ഀ ഀ 769ഀ 00:45:17,625 --> 00:45:19,708ഀ She's leaving! She's leaving!ഀ ഀ 770ഀ 00:45:19,708 --> 00:45:22,458ഀ Where did you call her?ഀ - Arc light Theatre.ഀ ഀ 771ഀ 00:45:22,458 --> 00:45:23,874ഀ So, we have an hour.ഀ ഀ 772ഀ 00:45:24,583 --> 00:45:26,042ഀ Step 1. Successful.ഀ ഀ 773ഀ 00:45:26,042 --> 00:45:28,250ഀ If we get caught,ഀ we'll be thrown in jail.ഀ ഀ 774ഀ 00:45:28,250 --> 00:45:30,917ഀ That may be your hangout spot,ഀ it's not mine.ഀ ഀ 775ഀ 00:45:30,917 --> 00:45:32,000ഀ Every newspaper will carry my photosഀ ഀ 776ഀ 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,458ഀ ..on the front pageഀ ഀ 777ഀ 00:45:33,458 --> 00:45:34,333ഀ And you know how..ഀ ഀ 778ഀ 00:45:34,333 --> 00:45:36,957ഀ ..nasty the media can be toഀ us celebrities if we make a mistake.ഀ ഀ 779ഀ 00:45:37,708 --> 00:45:40,332ഀ Hey, Yudi. Can I tell you something?ഀ ഀ 780ഀ 00:45:41,417 --> 00:45:44,916ഀ You're not as famousഀ as you think you are.ഀ ഀ 781ഀ 00:45:45,667 --> 00:45:48,917ഀ I mean, this whole office?ഀ No one's read your book.ഀ ഀ 782ഀ 00:45:48,917 --> 00:45:52,125ഀ Hey, Rachael!ഀ Hi. Have you read Operation Payback?ഀ ഀ 783ഀ 00:45:52,125 --> 00:45:53,375ഀ No.ഀ ഀ 784ഀ 00:45:53,375 --> 00:45:55,250ഀ Hey, Rico.ഀ Did you read Operation Payback?ഀ ഀ 785ഀ 00:45:55,250 --> 00:45:56,958ഀ Okay, okay, okay, let's go.ഀ ഀ 786ഀ 00:45:56,958 --> 00:45:59,167ഀ Did you delete that trackerഀ app on your phone? - Yes!ഀ ഀ 787ഀ 00:45:59,167 --> 00:46:00,666ഀ Step 2. Find the key.ഀ ഀ 788ഀ 00:46:03,125 --> 00:46:04,457ഀ Step 3. Open the door.ഀ ഀ 789ഀ 00:46:05,500 --> 00:46:08,333ഀ Okay Montu, I just realized.ഀ This is a very bad idea.ഀ ഀ 790ഀ 00:46:08,333 --> 00:46:11,000ഀ Shut it, you coward.ഀ I told you. Trust me.ഀ ഀ 791ഀ 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:14,167ഀ The whole world will talkഀ about our robbery story forever.ഀ ഀ 792ഀ 00:46:14,167 --> 00:46:17,292ഀ Maybe this is the excitementഀ I need in my life.ഀ ഀ 793ഀ 00:46:17,292 --> 00:46:19,125ഀ Maybe even spice up my marriage.ഀ ഀ 794ഀ 00:46:19,125 --> 00:46:21,542ഀ Yudi, I need this.ഀ ഀ 795ഀ 00:46:21,542 --> 00:46:23,041ഀ Help me, please.ഀ ഀ 796ഀ 00:46:23,583 --> 00:46:25,624ഀ I thought I asked you for help.ഀ ഀ 797ഀ 00:46:31,333 --> 00:46:32,499ഀ Come on!ഀ ഀ 798ഀ 00:46:33,292 --> 00:46:35,917ഀ I've never been inside aഀ single woman's place before.ഀ ഀ 799ഀ 00:46:35,917 --> 00:46:38,541ഀ Because you got marriedഀ when you were a kid.ഀ ഀ 800ഀ 00:46:40,208 --> 00:46:42,167ഀ So many pillows? lഀ ഀ 801ഀ 00:46:42,167 --> 00:46:44,125ഀ Why do girls need so many pillows?ഀ ഀ 802ഀ 00:46:44,125 --> 00:46:46,417ഀ Montu, don't touch anything!ഀ ഀ 803ഀ 00:46:46,417 --> 00:46:48,667ഀ Girls have a strong sixthഀ sense about these things.ഀ ഀ 804ഀ 00:46:48,667 --> 00:46:51,249ഀ No! It's asking for a password.ഀ ഀ 805ഀ 00:46:54,667 --> 00:46:57,832ഀ What's her favorite film?ഀ - Love, Actually.ഀ ഀ 806ഀ 00:47:00,667 --> 00:47:02,999ഀ You're her boyfriend,ഀ think of another option.ഀ ഀ 807ഀ 00:47:03,625 --> 00:47:06,957ഀ I Love Yudi!ഀ - You egomaniac!ഀ ഀ 808ഀ 00:47:12,833 --> 00:47:14,541ഀ Aah..lഀ ഀ 809ഀ 00:47:19,125 --> 00:47:22,250ഀ Yudi, look what I found!ഀ Pink Panther.ഀ ഀ 810ഀ 00:47:22,250 --> 00:47:23,958ഀ What are you doing?ഀ She's my girlfriend.ഀ ഀ 811ഀ 00:47:23,958 --> 00:47:25,583ഀ Whose girlfriend?ഀ You just broke up with her.ഀ ഀ 812ഀ 00:47:25,583 --> 00:47:27,042ഀ Until we don't breakup-breakup,ഀ she's my girlfriendഀ ഀ 813ഀ 00:47:27,042 --> 00:47:28,667ഀ .. and your sister-in-law.ഀ ഀ 814ഀ 00:47:28,667 --> 00:47:30,750ഀ Do I ever have wrongഀ intentions about Gauri?ഀ ഀ 815ഀ 00:47:30,750 --> 00:47:32,917ഀ As if I get wrongഀ intentions about Gauri!ഀ ഀ 816ഀ 00:47:32,917 --> 00:47:35,083ഀ Why can't Gauri wearഀ something like this?ഀ ഀ 817ഀ 00:47:35,083 --> 00:47:37,374ഀ I'm sick of thoseഀ white and grey vests!ഀ ഀ 818ഀ 00:47:42,792 --> 00:47:44,332ഀ Montu!ഀ ഀ 819ഀ 00:47:46,875 --> 00:47:48,707ഀ She forgot the tickets.ഀ ഀ 820ഀ 00:48:19,708 --> 00:48:21,249ഀ Let me see. Please...ഀ ഀ 821ഀ 00:48:22,708 --> 00:48:24,166ഀ Let me see. Please...ഀ ഀ 822ഀ 00:48:47,375 --> 00:48:50,166ഀ Let's go! This was a terrible plan.ഀ - Stop.ഀ ഀ 823ഀ 00:48:50,958 --> 00:48:53,499ഀ We'll do what we came here to do.ഀ ഀ 824ഀ 00:48:55,333 --> 00:48:56,792ഀ Are you crazy? What are you doing?ഀ ഀ 825ഀ 00:48:56,792 --> 00:48:58,499ഀ Operation Payback.ഀ ഀ 826ഀ 00:49:04,542 --> 00:49:06,041ഀ Come on. Come on.ഀ ഀ 827ഀ 00:49:08,958 --> 00:49:10,791ഀ Nonsense! It's locked!ഀ ഀ 828ഀ 00:49:12,750 --> 00:49:14,666ഀ We'll have to jump again.ഀ ഀ 829ഀ 00:49:15,458 --> 00:49:18,542ഀ Watch carefully and repeat.ഀ - No chance.ഀ ഀ 830ഀ 00:49:18,542 --> 00:49:20,417ഀ You jump andഀ open the door for me.ഀ ഀ 831ഀ 00:49:20,417 --> 00:49:23,083ഀ I don't want the fatherഀ of my kid to be a cripple.ഀ ഀ 832ഀ 00:49:23,083 --> 00:49:24,374ഀ Coward ass!ഀ ഀ 833ഀ 00:49:54,333 --> 00:49:56,000ഀ Hi, Aanchal?ഀ - Yudi.ഀ ഀ 834ഀ 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,500ഀ What? Who's this?ഀ ഀ 835ഀ 00:49:58,500 --> 00:50:00,000ഀ Armaan..Ji. Superstar?ഀ ഀ 836ഀ 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,999ഀ Don't you recognize the voice?ഀ ഀ 837ഀ 00:50:04,250 --> 00:50:07,583ഀ Oh... hi, Mr. Armaanji.ഀ ഀ 838ഀ 00:50:07,583 --> 00:50:10,667ഀ Armaanji. What's up?ഀ - What what's up?ഀ ഀ 839ഀ 00:50:10,667 --> 00:50:12,083ഀ You called. You tell me what's up.ഀ ഀ 840ഀ 00:50:12,083 --> 00:50:13,792ഀ No, nothing. Nothing.ഀ ഀ 841ഀ 00:50:13,792 --> 00:50:18,166ഀ I just called to tell you yourഀ script's coming along very well.ഀ ഀ 842ഀ 00:50:18,917 --> 00:50:20,749ഀ Totally kickass!ഀ ഀ 843ഀ 00:50:21,458 --> 00:50:24,583ഀ Good, good! The songs areഀ super hit already. - Songs?ഀ ഀ 844ഀ 00:50:24,583 --> 00:50:26,583ഀ You can't make aഀ remedy without songs.ഀ ഀ 845ഀ 00:50:26,583 --> 00:50:28,875ഀ Make sure the song situationsഀ are believable.ഀ ഀ 846ഀ 00:50:28,875 --> 00:50:31,542ഀ No forced songs, understood?ഀ - Yes, of course.ഀ ഀ 847ഀ 00:50:31,542 --> 00:50:33,917ഀ There are two kindsഀ of super hit songs.ഀ ഀ 848ഀ 00:50:33,917 --> 00:50:37,500ഀ Either you shake it upഀ at the disco. Or in bed!ഀ ഀ 849ഀ 00:50:37,500 --> 00:50:40,583ഀ Wow! This knowledgeഀ has to comes from experience.ഀ ഀ 850ഀ 00:50:40,583 --> 00:50:43,667ഀ And hey,ഀ add a few kissing scenes as well.ഀ ഀ 851ഀ 00:50:43,667 --> 00:50:45,917ഀ The young man should love it.ഀ - The milkman?ഀ ഀ 852ഀ 00:50:45,917 --> 00:50:48,708ഀ Yes, Sir.ഀ I can see why that's important.ഀ ഀ 853ഀ 00:50:48,708 --> 00:50:51,667ഀ The youth, not the milkman.ഀ - Oh! Youth!ഀ ഀ 854ഀ 00:50:51,667 --> 00:50:55,042ഀ Lam making a movie, I'm not making tea.ഀ - Yes sir. Absolutely.ഀ ഀ 855ഀ 00:50:55,042 --> 00:50:56,458ഀ Listen, I am at the gym right now.ഀ ഀ 856ഀ 00:50:56,458 --> 00:50:59,000ഀ Tightening up my body.ഀ Call me later.ഀ ഀ 857ഀ 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,542ഀ Listen, we've recordedഀ a song for our film.ഀ ഀ 858ഀ 00:51:01,542 --> 00:51:02,792ഀ It's a funky song.ഀ ഀ 859ഀ 00:51:02,792 --> 00:51:05,542ഀ I am throwing a partyഀ on Saturday. Do come.ഀ ഀ 860ഀ 00:51:05,542 --> 00:51:07,500ഀ Yes, of course.ഀ ഀ 861ഀ 00:51:07,500 --> 00:51:09,042ഀ This is the basic price list.ഀ ഀ 862ഀ 00:51:09,042 --> 00:51:12,167ഀ Sir, it's $10,000 for six-pack abs.ഀ ഀ 863ഀ 00:51:12,167 --> 00:51:13,833ഀ $10,000 for a new nose.ഀ ഀ 864ഀ 00:51:13,833 --> 00:51:15,792ഀ And $10,000 for the face.ഀ ഀ 865ഀ 00:51:15,792 --> 00:51:17,958ഀ Tell him to do it for $15,000.ഀ ഀ 866ഀ 00:51:17,958 --> 00:51:20,208ഀ When I take off myഀ shirt in the movie..ഀ ഀ 867ഀ 00:51:20,208 --> 00:51:22,083ഀ the whole industryഀ will line up here.ഀ ഀ 868ഀ 00:51:22,083 --> 00:51:24,166ഀ He's just struck gold with me.ഀ - Sir.ഀ ഀ 869ഀ 00:51:30,167 --> 00:51:31,499ഀ Hello.ഀ - Hey, Aanchal.ഀ ഀ 870ഀ 00:51:32,542 --> 00:51:34,417ഀ Hey, Aanchallഀ - Who is this?ഀ ഀ 871ഀ 00:51:34,417 --> 00:51:36,917ഀ This is Yudi.ഀ - Yudi who?ഀ ഀ 872ഀ 00:51:36,917 --> 00:51:38,250ഀ Yudi!ഀ ഀ 873ഀ 00:51:38,250 --> 00:51:42,333ഀ Yudi? We met the other day.ഀ I write books.ഀ ഀ 874ഀ 00:51:42,333 --> 00:51:45,417ഀ Well... book.ഀ - Right. Right. Right.ഀ ഀ 875ഀ 00:51:45,417 --> 00:51:49,958ഀ Senior writer,ഀ friend, philosopher, guide. - Stud.ഀ ഀ 876ഀ 00:51:49,958 --> 00:51:53,083ഀ Of course.ഀ - Gary gave me your number.ഀ ഀ 877ഀ 00:51:53,083 --> 00:51:55,208ഀ Just to check up on you.ഀ - Gary?ഀ ഀ 878ഀ 00:51:55,208 --> 00:51:56,208ഀ Yeah.ഀ ഀ 879ഀ 00:51:56,208 --> 00:51:59,833ഀ Hi. Did you give Yudi my number?ഀ - Yudi?ഀ ഀ 880ഀ 00:51:59,833 --> 00:52:01,041ഀ No.ഀ ഀ 881ഀ 00:52:02,083 --> 00:52:05,625ഀ That was so thoughtful of him.ഀ And so nice of you.ഀ ഀ 882ഀ 00:52:05,625 --> 00:52:07,750ഀ I was wondering if you'reഀ getting bored in LA..ഀ ഀ 883ഀ 00:52:07,750 --> 00:52:09,333ഀ Who has the time to get bored,ഀ ഀ 884ഀ 00:52:09,333 --> 00:52:12,333ഀ with all the meetings and readings?ഀ - Yes.ഀ ഀ 885ഀ 00:52:12,333 --> 00:52:14,208ഀ That's true.ഀ ഀ 886ഀ 00:52:14,208 --> 00:52:16,125ഀ What do you do at night?ഀ - What?ഀ ഀ 887ഀ 00:52:16,125 --> 00:52:20,167ഀ I meant, in the evenings,ഀ after your meetings.ഀ ഀ 888ഀ 00:52:20,167 --> 00:52:22,917ഀ If you want to see LA,ഀ maybe I can show you around.ഀ ഀ 889ഀ 00:52:22,917 --> 00:52:25,500ഀ I've been seeingഀ only LA all these days?ഀ ഀ 890ഀ 00:52:25,500 --> 00:52:26,958ഀ How about we doഀ something this weekend?ഀ ഀ 891ഀ 00:52:26,958 --> 00:52:29,083ഀ You want to take me out on a date?ഀ - No, no.ഀ ഀ 892ഀ 00:52:29,083 --> 00:52:31,292ഀ What I mean is coffee or something?ഀ ഀ 893ഀ 00:52:31,292 --> 00:52:33,042ഀ Just like that Over the weekend.ഀ ഀ 894ഀ 00:52:33,042 --> 00:52:34,207ഀ Just like that.ഀ ഀ 895ഀ 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:38,082ഀ I'm sorry, I haveഀ an important meeting on Saturday.ഀ ഀ 896ഀ 00:52:39,958 --> 00:52:41,458ഀ Well, okay.ഀ ഀ 897ഀ 00:52:41,458 --> 00:52:45,167ഀ If something gets cancelled,ഀ call me.ഀ ഀ 898ഀ 00:52:45,167 --> 00:52:48,999ഀ Yeah, of course. Take care. Bye.ഀ ഀ 899ഀ 00:52:53,500 --> 00:52:54,833ഀ Loser!ഀ ഀ 900ഀ 00:52:54,833 --> 00:52:57,249ഀ Don't you have anything to do?ഀ - You don't either.ഀ ഀ 901ഀ 00:52:58,167 --> 00:53:00,291ഀ If you can't scoopഀ butter with your fingerഀ ഀ 902ഀ 00:53:03,458 --> 00:53:06,042ഀ overturn the can.ഀ - Means?ഀ ഀ 903ഀ 00:53:06,042 --> 00:53:07,333ഀ Gar!!-ഀ ഀ 904ഀ 00:53:07,333 --> 00:53:08,458ഀ No, sorry!ഀ ഀ 905ഀ 00:53:08,458 --> 00:53:11,250ഀ I can't cancel Aanchal'sഀ Meeting on Saturday.ഀ ഀ 906ഀ 00:53:11,250 --> 00:53:14,999ഀ Oh really, then you won'tഀ get your script either. - What?ഀ ഀ 907ഀ 00:53:15,542 --> 00:53:19,041ഀ Aanchal's really busy,ഀ she's working hard.ഀ ഀ 908ഀ 00:53:19,625 --> 00:53:21,292ഀ Don't turn her into a Yudi.ഀ ഀ 909ഀ 00:53:21,292 --> 00:53:24,292ഀ How dare you turn me into a saying?ഀ ഀ 910ഀ 00:53:24,292 --> 00:53:26,417ഀ Don't Yudi your lifeഀ That's a Yudi move?ഀ ഀ 911ഀ 00:53:26,417 --> 00:53:28,458ഀ Does your Mom know aboutഀ your happy ending massagesഀ ഀ 912ഀ 00:53:28,458 --> 00:53:30,375ഀ with that Roberto?ഀ ഀ 913ഀ 00:53:30,375 --> 00:53:33,167ഀ Why you trying to screw me over?ഀ ഀ 914ഀ 00:53:33,167 --> 00:53:34,917ഀ Stop effing with me!ഀ ഀ 915ഀ 00:53:34,917 --> 00:53:37,833ഀ Then cancel the meeting.ഀ - No, Yudi. I wish I could.ഀ ഀ 916ഀ 00:53:37,833 --> 00:53:39,667ഀ But I can't!ഀ ഀ 917ഀ 00:53:39,667 --> 00:53:40,916ഀ Cancelled it.ഀ ഀ 918ഀ 00:53:42,583 --> 00:53:47,292ഀ Actually, you know what? For you, done!ഀ - Good.ഀ ഀ 919ഀ 00:53:47,292 --> 00:53:50,083ഀ But you'll have toഀ hand over my script real soon.ഀ ഀ 920ഀ 00:53:50,083 --> 00:53:51,957ഀ I'll think about it.ഀ ഀ 921ഀ 00:53:55,750 --> 00:53:57,166ഀ It's Aanchal.ഀ ഀ 922ഀ 00:54:01,625 --> 00:54:04,667ഀ Hello? Who's this?ഀ - Aanchal.ഀ ഀ 923ഀ 00:54:04,667 --> 00:54:06,583ഀ Aanchal who?ഀ ഀ 924ഀ 00:54:06,583 --> 00:54:09,583ഀ Whom you wanted toഀ take out on a date 5 minutes ago?ഀ ഀ 925ഀ 00:54:09,583 --> 00:54:11,042ഀ Oh, hey! Hi.ഀ ഀ 926ഀ 00:54:11,042 --> 00:54:13,500ഀ Sorry, I answeredഀ my phone without looking.ഀ ഀ 927ഀ 00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:15,375ഀ $0..ഀ - Right. Okay.ഀ ഀ 928ഀ 00:54:15,375 --> 00:54:19,250ഀ Anyway, Gary just told me myഀ Saturday's meeting's been cancelled.ഀ ഀ 929ഀ 00:54:19,250 --> 00:54:21,375ഀ $0..ഀ - So?ഀ ഀ 930ഀ 00:54:21,375 --> 00:54:23,125ഀ So if you're busy it's okay,ഀ I'll call you later, bye!ഀ ഀ 931ഀ 00:54:23,125 --> 00:54:24,458ഀ No, no, wait, wait, wait!ഀ ഀ 932ഀ 00:54:24,458 --> 00:54:26,583ഀ Saturday, 9 pm?ഀ ഀ 933ഀ 00:54:26,583 --> 00:54:28,999ഀ Okay.ഀ - Great! Bye.ഀ ഀ 934ഀ 00:54:30,458 --> 00:54:32,499ഀ Idiot.ഀ - It happens!ഀ ഀ 935ഀ 00:54:41,583 --> 00:54:44,250ഀ Are you sure, it's okay?ഀ - It will be fun, don't worry.ഀ ഀ 936ഀ 00:54:44,250 --> 00:54:45,416ഀ Hop so?ഀ ഀ 937ഀ 00:55:17,875 --> 00:55:19,458ഀ Hi Arman sir.ഀ - Hi.ഀ ഀ 938ഀ 00:55:19,458 --> 00:55:21,833ഀ Hello.ഀ - She is your girlfriend.ഀ ഀ 939ഀ 00:55:21,833 --> 00:55:23,041ഀ My friend Anchal.ഀ ഀ 940ഀ 00:57:21,917 --> 00:57:23,792ഀ Okay bye, sir.ഀ ഀ 941ഀ 00:57:23,792 --> 00:57:24,957ഀ Let's go.ഀ ഀ 942ഀ 00:57:42,667 --> 00:57:43,458ഀ Nonsense!ഀ ഀ 943ഀ 00:57:43,458 --> 00:57:44,749ഀ Yudi? Vishakha.ഀ ഀ 944ഀ 00:57:52,583 --> 00:57:55,250ഀ Hi, Vishakha.ഀ - How dare you?ഀ ഀ 945ഀ 00:57:55,250 --> 00:57:59,249ഀ Oh, so you know.ഀ - So it is true!ഀ ഀ 946ഀ 00:58:02,292 --> 00:58:05,083ഀ How could you do this to me?ഀ ഀ 947ഀ 00:58:05,083 --> 00:58:06,457ഀ Vishakha, l..ഀ ഀ 948ഀ 00:58:07,167 --> 00:58:10,167ഀ This was all Montu's idea.ഀ - Don't bring me into it.ഀ ഀ 949ഀ 00:58:10,167 --> 00:58:12,707ഀ What?ഀ - Yes. About sneaking into your house.ഀ ഀ 950ഀ 00:58:13,250 --> 00:58:16,457ഀ Oh my God.ഀ - Your computer? He smashed it.ഀ ഀ 951ഀ 00:58:16,958 --> 00:58:20,917ഀ Oh my God!ഀ So it was you the other day?ഀ ഀ 952ഀ 00:58:20,917 --> 00:58:23,042ഀ You didn't know?ഀ ഀ 953ഀ 00:58:23,042 --> 00:58:24,333ഀ So what were you mad about?ഀ ഀ 954ഀ 00:58:24,333 --> 00:58:27,000ഀ No wonderഀ I smelt you all over the house!ഀ ഀ 955ഀ 00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:29,167ഀ And I thought I was missing you.ഀ ഀ 956ഀ 00:58:29,167 --> 00:58:31,625ഀ I'm so stupid!ഀ ഀ 957ഀ 00:58:31,625 --> 00:58:34,666ഀ You know what,ഀ I deserve better than this.ഀ ഀ 958ഀ 00:58:36,417 --> 00:58:38,207ഀ I am sorry, Vishakha, l..ഀ ഀ 959ഀ 00:58:44,542 --> 00:58:46,499ഀ Actually, you know what?ഀ ഀ 960ഀ 00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:50,792ഀ You're absolutely right.ഀ You do deserve better.ഀ ഀ 961ഀ 00:58:50,792 --> 00:58:53,292ഀ You should spend yourഀ life with a better man.ഀ ഀ 962ഀ 00:58:53,292 --> 00:58:55,083ഀ I'm not good enough for you.ഀ ഀ 963ഀ 00:58:55,083 --> 00:58:58,208ഀ Are you trying to get rid of me?ഀ - What?ഀ ഀ 964ഀ 00:58:58,208 --> 00:59:00,667ഀ No! Not at all.ഀ - For that girl?ഀ ഀ 965ഀ 00:59:00,667 --> 00:59:05,458ഀ What? Which girl? - I knowഀ all about you and that.. 'writer'.ഀ ഀ 966ഀ 00:59:05,458 --> 00:59:06,999ഀ Oh!ഀ - Oh?ഀ ഀ 967ഀ 00:59:07,542 --> 00:59:10,083ഀ Is that all you haveഀ to say for yourself?ഀ ഀ 968ഀ 00:59:10,083 --> 00:59:12,750ഀ You're cheating on me, Yudi.ഀ You broke my heart.ഀ ഀ 969ഀ 00:59:12,750 --> 00:59:16,500ഀ No, Vishakha, there's nothingഀ between us. - Don't lie to rne!ഀ ഀ 970ഀ 00:59:16,500 --> 00:59:19,667ഀ You're having an affairഀ with that pseudo, intellectual..ഀ ഀ 971ഀ 00:59:19,667 --> 00:59:22,458ഀ matching-matching,ഀ rice-plate Reddy, aren't you?ഀ ഀ 972ഀ 00:59:22,458 --> 00:59:26,167ഀ No.. We're just friends.ഀ ഀ 973ഀ 00:59:26,167 --> 00:59:29,583ഀ Nothing's happenedഀ - no kiss-wiss, sex-waxഀ ഀ 974ഀ 00:59:29,583 --> 00:59:33,666ഀ And anywayഀ we're not together anymore.ഀ ഀ 975ഀ 00:59:35,625 --> 00:59:40,291ഀ You and I are notഀ together-together anymore, right?ഀ ഀ 976ഀ 00:59:46,250 --> 00:59:47,416ഀ Are we?ഀ ഀ 977ഀ 00:59:53,667 --> 00:59:56,125ഀ Gimme five!ഀ - It's not confirmed yet.ഀ ഀ 978ഀ 00:59:56,125 --> 00:59:58,750ഀ It is confirmed.ഀ That's all the confirmation you need.ഀ ഀ 979ഀ 00:59:58,750 --> 01:00:00,750ഀ Beyond this is your judgment.ഀ ഀ 980ഀ 01:00:00,750 --> 01:00:02,875ഀ Come on, gimme five!ഀ ഀ 981ഀ 01:00:02,875 --> 01:00:04,750ഀ I feel bad for her.ഀ - Gimme five!ഀ ഀ 982ഀ 01:00:04,750 --> 01:00:05,792ഀ On this side!ഀ ഀ 983ഀ 01:00:05,792 --> 01:00:09,999ഀ Gimme ten.. you're free again..ഀ - You two are celebrating?!ഀ ഀ 984ഀ 01:00:15,875 --> 01:00:18,416ഀ You both should be ashamed.ഀ ഀ 985ഀ 01:00:21,125 --> 01:00:22,958ഀ Move! Out of my way!ഀ ഀ 986ഀ 01:00:22,958 --> 01:00:25,957ഀ Be ashamed.ഀ Now your chapter is over.ഀ ഀ 987ഀ 01:00:39,417 --> 01:00:41,124ഀ My Baby.ഀ ഀ 988ഀ 01:01:33,417 --> 01:01:36,000ഀ So I thought, maybeഀ I could become a writer too.ഀ ഀ 989ഀ 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,125ഀ Wow!ഀ ഀ 990ഀ 01:01:37,125 --> 01:01:40,000ഀ I don't have a coolഀ back story like you.ഀ ഀ 991ഀ 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,083ഀ It's justഀ As a kid, I used to watch Dadഀ ഀ 992ഀ 01:01:42,083 --> 01:01:43,875ഀ He never had time for anyone.ഀ ഀ 993ഀ 01:01:43,875 --> 01:01:45,167ഀ Not even himself.ഀ ഀ 994ഀ 01:01:45,167 --> 01:01:47,458ഀ He was successful, but,ഀ ഀ 995ഀ 01:01:47,458 --> 01:01:49,458ഀ You know,ഀ ഀ 996ഀ 01:01:49,458 --> 01:01:53,124ഀ ..l wanted to taste life,ഀ you know what I mean?ഀ ഀ 997ഀ 01:01:54,167 --> 01:01:56,875ഀ I tried starting my own rock band.ഀ ഀ 998ഀ 01:01:56,875 --> 01:01:59,000ഀ But that was hard work too.ഀ ഀ 999ഀ 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:01,916ഀ That's when I realized Iഀ should be a writer.ഀ ഀ 1000ഀ 01:02:02,542 --> 01:02:05,042ഀ How's your life of leisureഀ working out for you these days?ഀ ഀ 1001ഀ 01:02:05,042 --> 01:02:09,124ഀ I'm broke!ഀ I have to work now. No choice.ഀ ഀ 1002ഀ 01:02:10,375 --> 01:02:14,458ഀ Trouble is, I can't write.ഀ - You've forgotten how to work?ഀ ഀ 1003ഀ 01:02:14,458 --> 01:02:17,707ഀ It's writer's block! - More likeഀ a mental block, don't you think?ഀ ഀ 1004ഀ 01:02:19,458 --> 01:02:21,667ഀ Can I ask you something?ഀ ഀ 1005ഀ 01:02:21,667 --> 01:02:24,333ഀ How do you write these love stories?ഀ ഀ 1006ഀ 01:02:24,333 --> 01:02:27,792ഀ You don't even believe in them.ഀ - How do you know?ഀ ഀ 1007ഀ 01:02:27,792 --> 01:02:30,166ഀ Maybe deep inside, I'm romantic? lഀ ഀ 1008ഀ 01:02:40,292 --> 01:02:45,833ഀ So Yudi's life is just likeഀ a romantic comedy now.ഀ ഀ 1009ഀ 01:02:45,833 --> 01:02:47,582ഀ Soo sweet!ഀ ഀ 1010ഀ 01:02:48,458 --> 01:02:52,208ഀ Correct. In this big wide world,ഀ we bumped into each other!ഀ ഀ 1011ഀ 01:02:52,208 --> 01:02:55,041ഀ You didn't bump into her,ഀ you stalked her!ഀ ഀ 1012ഀ 01:02:55,958 --> 01:02:57,417ഀ We're a nice combination.ഀ ഀ 1013ഀ 01:02:57,417 --> 01:02:59,208ഀ She's hot. I'm cool.ഀ ഀ 1014ഀ 01:02:59,208 --> 01:03:02,417ഀ She's romantic on the inside,ഀ I'm romantic on the outside.ഀ ഀ 1015ഀ 01:03:02,417 --> 01:03:04,124ഀ She's young, I'm young.ഀ ഀ 1016ഀ 01:03:06,583 --> 01:03:08,207ഀ Shut up, I'm not old.ഀ ഀ 1017ഀ 01:03:10,167 --> 01:03:11,207ഀ Okay, young at heart!ഀ ഀ 1018ഀ 01:03:14,375 --> 01:03:17,792ഀ Anyway, everything's perfect.ഀ - Actuallyഀ ഀ 1019ഀ 01:03:17,792 --> 01:03:19,874ഀ This is going too smooth.ഀ ഀ 1020ഀ 01:03:20,792 --> 01:03:23,417ഀ Something's going to give somewhere.ഀ - Shut up!ഀ ഀ 1021ഀ 01:03:23,417 --> 01:03:27,583ഀ What?ഀ - She could be engaged. Married.ഀ ഀ 1022ഀ 01:03:27,583 --> 01:03:29,083ഀ Pregnant.ഀ ഀ 1023ഀ 01:03:29,083 --> 01:03:32,624ഀ And if it's a serious film,ഀ she could be terminally ill. - What?!ഀ ഀ 1024ഀ 01:03:33,500 --> 01:03:34,958ഀ That doesn't always happen.ഀ ഀ 1025ഀ 01:03:34,958 --> 01:03:37,292ഀ It does. Almost all the time.ഀ ഀ 1026ഀ 01:03:37,292 --> 01:03:38,666ഀ It's a requirement.ഀ ഀ 1027ഀ 01:03:44,208 --> 01:03:47,375ഀ Hey, what's up?ഀ - Nothing!ഀ ഀ 1028ഀ 01:03:47,375 --> 01:03:51,124ഀ Just thought I'd say hi.ഀ - Okay? Hi, Yudi.ഀ ഀ 1029ഀ 01:03:54,417 --> 01:03:55,666ഀ Are you married?ഀ ഀ 1030ഀ 01:03:56,250 --> 01:03:57,167ഀ What?ഀ ഀ 1031ഀ 01:03:57,167 --> 01:03:59,083ഀ No. I knew it.ഀ ഀ 1032ഀ 01:03:59,083 --> 01:04:02,874ഀ Did you call me to ask that?ഀ - No. I just called.ഀ ഀ 1033ഀ 01:04:05,042 --> 01:04:07,833ഀ And, you aren't engaged, are you?ഀ ഀ 1034ഀ 01:04:07,833 --> 01:04:10,333ഀ Have you seen a ring on my finger?ഀ - No.ഀ ഀ 1035ഀ 01:04:10,333 --> 01:04:14,000ഀ You could've hidden it also, like Montu.ഀ - Who's Montu?ഀ ഀ 1036ഀ 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:15,999ഀ What are you blabbering about?ഀ ഀ 1037ഀ 01:04:17,125 --> 01:04:20,708ഀ You don't have a boyfriend, do you?ഀ - No, Yudi. I don't have any boyfriend.ഀ ഀ 1038ഀ 01:04:20,708 --> 01:04:22,667ഀ I knew illഀ ഀ 1039ഀ 01:04:22,667 --> 01:04:25,874ഀ Any criticalഀ ഀ 1040ഀ 01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:29,667ഀ Uh, you're healthy overall, right?ഀ - What the!ഀ ഀ 1041ഀ 01:04:29,667 --> 01:04:31,417ഀ Good, good. Done.ഀ ഀ 1042ഀ 01:04:31,417 --> 01:04:33,541ഀ Any more questions?ഀ ഀ 1043ഀ 01:04:34,542 --> 01:04:35,917ഀ What?ഀ ഀ 1044ഀ 01:04:35,917 --> 01:04:37,666ഀ Okay call you later bye!ഀ ഀ 1045ഀ 01:04:39,875 --> 01:04:42,917ഀ Well? - You didn'tഀ ask all the questions.ഀ ഀ 1046ഀ 01:04:42,917 --> 01:04:45,167ഀ Will you accept her ifഀ she's carrying someone else's sinഀ ഀ 1047ഀ 01:04:45,167 --> 01:04:46,999ഀ ..in her stomach?ഀ ഀ 1048ഀ 01:04:47,625 --> 01:04:49,582ഀ Shut up!ഀ - Just asking.ഀ ഀ 1049ഀ 01:04:50,792 --> 01:04:52,625ഀ So,ഀ ഀ 1050ഀ 01:04:52,625 --> 01:04:55,000ഀ situation normal.ഀ - Impossible.ഀ ഀ 1051ഀ 01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:58,832ഀ Every story has somethingഀ happening right about at this point.ഀ ഀ 1052ഀ 01:05:00,875 --> 01:05:02,249ഀ When?ഀ - Now.ഀ ഀ 1053ഀ 01:05:10,542 --> 01:05:13,416ഀ Now?ഀ - Almost.ഀ ഀ 1054ഀ 01:05:25,042 --> 01:05:26,082ഀ Now?ഀ ഀ 1055ഀ 01:05:50,333 --> 01:05:51,833ഀ What happened to you?ഀ ഀ 1056ഀ 01:05:51,833 --> 01:05:54,500ഀ This.. was.. a small accident.ഀ ഀ 1057ഀ 01:05:54,500 --> 01:05:57,167ഀ Wasn't an accident. It's an allergy.ഀ ഀ 1058ഀ 01:05:57,167 --> 01:05:59,583ഀ All this stuff around my face?ഀ These foreigners overdo things.ഀ ഀ 1059ഀ 01:05:59,583 --> 01:06:01,042ഀ Give me a few days. I'll be fine.ഀ ഀ 1060ഀ 01:06:01,042 --> 01:06:02,792ഀ What do you got?ഀ Write something?ഀ ഀ 1061ഀ 01:06:02,792 --> 01:06:05,166ഀ No, I'll.. finish it soon.ഀ ഀ 1062ഀ 01:06:08,542 --> 01:06:10,124ഀ I have a new idea.ഀ ഀ 1063ഀ 01:06:14,250 --> 01:06:16,957ഀ What's this?ഀ - It's all his genius.ഀ ഀ 1064ഀ 01:06:18,292 --> 01:06:19,582ഀ Thing about me is,ഀ ഀ 1065ഀ 01:06:20,417 --> 01:06:21,917ഀ I'm a method actor.ഀ ഀ 1066ഀ 01:06:21,917 --> 01:06:23,667ഀ I've done my homework.ഀ ഀ 1067ഀ 01:06:23,667 --> 01:06:26,083ഀ I've marked theഀ best scenes in these films.ഀ ഀ 1068ഀ 01:06:26,083 --> 01:06:28,958ഀ Use the ones you thinkഀ are right for the script.ഀ ഀ 1069ഀ 01:06:28,958 --> 01:06:31,958ഀ This way, no one will everഀ be able to tell..ഀ ഀ 1070ഀ 01:06:31,958 --> 01:06:33,874ഀ ..which film we copied it from.ഀ ഀ 1071ഀ 01:06:34,417 --> 01:06:36,250ഀ You mean you watchedഀ all these filmsഀ ഀ 1072ഀ 01:06:36,250 --> 01:06:38,624ഀ and marked every scene you liked?ഀ - He saw them.ഀ ഀ 1073ഀ 01:06:39,708 --> 01:06:41,625ഀ I understood them.ഀ ഀ 1074ഀ 01:06:41,625 --> 01:06:45,333ഀ So. Knock yourself outഀ inserting these scenes.ഀ ഀ 1075ഀ 01:06:45,333 --> 01:06:48,208ഀ Armaanji, I think we shouldഀ try something different.ഀ ഀ 1076ഀ 01:06:48,208 --> 01:06:49,792ഀ What is different?ഀ ഀ 1077ഀ 01:06:49,792 --> 01:06:50,917ഀ No matter how differentഀ you try to be..ഀ ഀ 1078ഀ 01:06:50,917 --> 01:06:52,582ഀ people watch what they like.ഀ ഀ 1079ഀ 01:06:54,833 --> 01:06:57,125ഀ Okay, just give me one week.ഀ ഀ 1080ഀ 01:06:57,125 --> 01:06:59,292ഀ I promise you,ഀ your mind will be blown.ഀ ഀ 1081ഀ 01:06:59,292 --> 01:07:01,167ഀ He doesn't get it.ഀ ഀ 1082ഀ 01:07:01,167 --> 01:07:02,582ഀ He doesn't get it.ഀ ഀ 1083ഀ 01:07:07,292 --> 01:07:08,332ഀ Look here.ഀ ഀ 1084ഀ 01:07:13,583 --> 01:07:17,207ഀ This look? There's 10 pagesഀ of dialogue coming.ഀ ഀ 1085ഀ 01:07:19,458 --> 01:07:20,832ഀ Can you hear them?ഀ ഀ 1086ഀ 01:07:21,542 --> 01:07:23,124ഀ Hold illഀ ഀ 1087ഀ 01:07:26,583 --> 01:07:27,792ഀ Wide shot!ഀ ഀ 1088ഀ 01:07:27,792 --> 01:07:30,333ഀ N Jimmy, jimmy,ഀ jimmy, jimmy, jimmy, close!ഀ ഀ 1089ഀ 01:07:30,333 --> 01:07:32,832ഀ Wide again! Cut to song.ഀ ഀ 1090ഀ 01:07:34,667 --> 01:07:36,042ഀ That's how you write scripts.ഀ ഀ 1091ഀ 01:07:36,042 --> 01:07:38,000ഀ Sir?ഀ - Not yet.ഀ ഀ 1092ഀ 01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:40,166ഀ There was a time when..ഀ ഀ 1093ഀ 01:07:40,792 --> 01:07:42,167ഀ ..whatever I saidഀ was the script.ഀ ഀ 1094ഀ 01:07:42,167 --> 01:07:45,208ഀ If I didn't? Pause.ഀ ഀ 1095ഀ 01:07:45,208 --> 01:07:47,375ഀ If I was having anഀ affair with the heroine?ഀ ഀ 1096ഀ 01:07:47,375 --> 01:07:48,416ഀ Pregnant pause!ഀ ഀ 1097ഀ 01:07:49,583 --> 01:07:51,042ഀ Screw it. Do your thing.ഀ ഀ 1098ഀ 01:07:51,042 --> 01:07:52,625ഀ I don't like interfering anyway.ഀ ഀ 1099ഀ 01:07:52,625 --> 01:07:56,750ഀ I'm just sharing these ideas so..ഀ ഀ 1100ഀ 01:07:56,750 --> 01:07:58,667ഀ ..you don't write a boring script.ഀ - No, no.ഀ ഀ 1101ഀ 01:07:58,667 --> 01:07:59,958ഀ It is a romcom.ഀ ഀ 1102ഀ 01:07:59,958 --> 01:08:00,875ഀ Remedy.ഀ ഀ 1103ഀ 01:08:00,875 --> 01:08:03,250ഀ But it should be a bit hard hitting.ഀ ഀ 1104ഀ 01:08:03,250 --> 01:08:04,708ഀ Intense.ഀ ഀ 1105ഀ 01:08:04,708 --> 01:08:07,667ഀ Life is hard hitting and intense too.ഀ ഀ 1106ഀ 01:08:07,667 --> 01:08:09,292ഀ Do all of that on your own time.ഀ ഀ 1107ഀ 01:08:09,292 --> 01:08:12,333ഀ Sir, I just don't wantഀ the script to be cheesy.ഀ ഀ 1108ഀ 01:08:12,333 --> 01:08:13,917ഀ Cheesy?ഀ ഀ 1109ഀ 01:08:13,917 --> 01:08:15,458ഀ Understand this truth.ഀ ഀ 1110ഀ 01:08:15,458 --> 01:08:17,833ഀ In this world, every boy is naive..ഀ ഀ 1111ഀ 01:08:17,833 --> 01:08:21,208ഀ ..every girl is insecure,ഀ and we're all cheesy in real life.ഀ ഀ 1112ഀ 01:08:21,208 --> 01:08:22,542ഀ People go to the theatresഀ ഀ 1113ഀ 01:08:22,542 --> 01:08:24,875ഀ ..with their family and a tubഀ of popcorn. Don't waste their money.ഀ ഀ 1114ഀ 01:08:24,875 --> 01:08:27,208ഀ Everything should be spectacular.ഀ And happy.ഀ ഀ 1115ഀ 01:08:27,208 --> 01:08:29,875ഀ Let the hero and heroine runഀ into each others arms.ഀ ഀ 1116ഀ 01:08:29,875 --> 01:08:31,208ഀ Let there be slow-motions.ഀ ഀ 1117ഀ 01:08:31,208 --> 01:08:33,875ഀ Let there be sunset.ഀ If it rains, let it.ഀ ഀ 1118ഀ 01:08:33,875 --> 01:08:35,417ഀ If it songs play, let them.ഀ ഀ 1119ഀ 01:08:35,417 --> 01:08:37,250ഀ Why, if they want to kiss, let them!ഀ ഀ 1120ഀ 01:08:37,250 --> 01:08:38,667ഀ These days,ഀ the Censors aren't an issue.ഀ ഀ 1121ഀ 01:08:38,667 --> 01:08:40,292ഀ People should be happy.ഀ ഀ 1122ഀ 01:08:40,292 --> 01:08:42,417ഀ Don't get stuck in your creativity.ഀ ഀ 1123ഀ 01:08:42,417 --> 01:08:45,416ഀ Don't give life lessonsഀ for 300 rupees.ഀ ഀ 1124ഀ 01:08:51,042 --> 01:08:52,791ഀ There's no more, Sir.ഀ ഀ 1125ഀ 01:09:00,375 --> 01:09:02,375ഀ Let's write quietly for one hour.ഀ ഀ 1126ഀ 01:09:02,375 --> 01:09:04,917ഀ You write yours, I'll write mine.ഀ ഀ 1127ഀ 01:09:04,917 --> 01:09:07,000ഀ I don't have anything like this.ഀ ഀ 1128ഀ 01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:08,750ഀ Can I borrow your dolly?ഀ ഀ 1129ഀ 01:09:08,750 --> 01:09:10,167ഀ Absolutely not.ഀ ഀ 1130ഀ 01:09:10,167 --> 01:09:12,416ഀ That's my lucky charm.ഀ Don't touch it.ഀ ഀ 1131ഀ 01:09:12,917 --> 01:09:13,957ഀ Fine.ഀ ഀ 1132ഀ 01:09:32,250 --> 01:09:35,250ഀ Can you type a little slower?ഀ You're giving me a complex.ഀ ഀ 1133ഀ 01:09:35,250 --> 01:09:37,250ഀ Focus.ഀ ഀ 1134ഀ 01:09:37,250 --> 01:09:38,624ഀ I can't do this.ഀ ഀ 1135ഀ 01:09:39,667 --> 01:09:42,000ഀ Try! It hasn't even been 5 minutes.ഀ ഀ 1136ഀ 01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:43,499ഀ I need inspiration.ഀ ഀ 1137ഀ 01:09:45,542 --> 01:09:46,999ഀ Isn't this enough?ഀ ഀ 1138ഀ 01:09:47,667 --> 01:09:48,749ഀ I have an idea.ഀ ഀ 1139ഀ 01:09:50,083 --> 01:09:51,042ഀ What is it?ഀ ഀ 1140ഀ 01:09:51,042 --> 01:09:52,458ഀ You're off to 'Frisco tomorrow,ഀ right? - Yeah?ഀ ഀ 1141ഀ 01:09:52,458 --> 01:09:54,917ഀ Let's drive there.ഀ - Why?ഀ ഀ 1142ഀ 01:09:54,917 --> 01:09:57,417ഀ Because you haven't seenഀ the Pacific Coast Highway.ഀ ഀ 1143ഀ 01:09:57,417 --> 01:10:00,625ഀ And maybe I'll find myഀ inspiration driving.ഀ ഀ 1144ഀ 01:10:00,625 --> 01:10:03,667ഀ But my flight and hotel haveഀ been booked. - So?ഀ ഀ 1145ഀ 01:10:03,667 --> 01:10:04,792ഀ Get them cancelled.ഀ ഀ 1146ഀ 01:10:04,792 --> 01:10:06,708ഀ Think about it.ഀ ഀ 1147ഀ 01:10:06,708 --> 01:10:07,875ഀ The coast on one side.ഀ ഀ 1148ഀ 01:10:07,875 --> 01:10:09,625ഀ Open skies on the other.ഀ ഀ 1149ഀ 01:10:09,625 --> 01:10:11,792ഀ And me, in the middle of it all!ഀ ഀ 1150ഀ 01:10:11,792 --> 01:10:14,417ഀ No. I have a readingഀ day after morning.ഀ ഀ 1151ഀ 01:10:14,417 --> 01:10:16,000ഀ I'm not taking any risk.ഀ ഀ 1152ഀ 01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:19,999ഀ Baby, I am risk-free.ഀ I come with a guarantee.ഀ ഀ 1153ഀ 01:10:22,500 --> 01:10:25,333ഀ Are you sure this is a good idea?ഀ - Absolutely.ഀ ഀ 1154ഀ 01:10:25,333 --> 01:10:27,667ഀ We'll head out in the morning,ഀ reach by sundown,ഀ ഀ 1155ഀ 01:10:27,667 --> 01:10:29,916ഀ and you can make it for yourഀ reading the next morning.ഀ ഀ 1156ഀ 01:10:30,458 --> 01:10:31,499ഀ Come on.ഀ ഀ 1157ഀ 01:10:32,458 --> 01:10:34,125ഀ Fine.ഀ - Done.ഀ ഀ 1158ഀ 01:10:34,125 --> 01:10:36,667ഀ But we'll start early.ഀ - Absolutely.ഀ ഀ 1159ഀ 01:10:36,667 --> 01:10:37,749ഀ Early morning.ഀ ഀ 1160ഀ 01:10:46,583 --> 01:10:48,625ഀ Finally!ഀ ഀ 1161ഀ 01:10:48,625 --> 01:10:50,250ഀ You call this early morning?ഀ ഀ 1162ഀ 01:10:50,250 --> 01:10:52,333ഀ It's not morning yet.ഀ ഀ 1163ഀ 01:10:52,333 --> 01:10:55,750ഀ You've calling me likeഀ a psycho from 6 am!ഀ ഀ 1164ഀ 01:10:55,750 --> 01:10:57,667ഀ You said we'd leave early morning.ഀ ഀ 1165ഀ 01:10:57,667 --> 01:11:01,541ഀ Early is 11 or 12,ഀ after a nice long breakfast.ഀ ഀ 1166ഀ 01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:08,375ഀ What's with all this luggage?ഀ ഀ 1167ഀ 01:11:08,375 --> 01:11:10,250ഀ Planning to settle down there?ഀ ഀ 1168ഀ 01:11:10,250 --> 01:11:12,083ഀ What? This is just basic stuff.ഀ ഀ 1169ഀ 01:11:12,083 --> 01:11:13,542ഀ You should've broughtഀ some porters along.ഀ ഀ 1170ഀ 01:11:13,542 --> 01:11:15,082ഀ Don't be such a big baby.ഀ ഀ 1171ഀ 01:11:27,208 --> 01:11:28,707ഀ Really?ഀ ഀ 1172ഀ 01:11:30,792 --> 01:11:33,083ഀ Your Highness!ഀ - Thank you.ഀ ഀ 1173ഀ 01:11:33,083 --> 01:11:34,499ഀ Thank you.ഀ ഀ 1174ഀ 01:11:47,667 --> 01:11:48,957ഀ Wow!ഀ ഀ 1175ഀ 01:11:49,583 --> 01:11:51,542ഀ This is so beautiful!ഀ ഀ 1176ഀ 01:11:51,542 --> 01:11:53,208ഀ If this doesn't inspire you..ഀ ഀ 1177ഀ 01:11:53,208 --> 01:11:55,458ഀ ..you should just quit writing.ഀ ഀ 1178ഀ 01:11:55,458 --> 01:11:57,125ഀ You're welcome.ഀ ഀ 1179ഀ 01:11:57,125 --> 01:11:59,167ഀ And you wanted to fly alone.ഀ ഀ 1180ഀ 01:11:59,167 --> 01:12:01,667ഀ All we need is some backgroundഀ music to go with this scene.ഀ ഀ 1181ഀ 01:12:01,667 --> 01:12:02,957ഀ Sure.ഀ ഀ 1182ഀ 01:12:05,375 --> 01:12:06,542ഀ Oh man.ഀ ഀ 1183ഀ 01:12:06,542 --> 01:12:07,582ഀ What?ഀ ഀ 1184ഀ 01:12:08,667 --> 01:12:10,291ഀ No, this is not nice.ഀ ഀ 1185ഀ 01:12:12,917 --> 01:12:14,416ഀ No wayഀ ഀ 1186ഀ 01:12:15,208 --> 01:12:20,000ഀ "It's not the flu or fever.."ഀ ഀ 1187ഀ 01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:23,208ഀ "He's just.."ഀ ഀ 1188ഀ 01:12:23,208 --> 01:12:27,292ഀ "Down with love."ഀ ഀ 1189ഀ 01:12:27,292 --> 01:12:31,208ഀ "Down with love."ഀ ഀ 1190ഀ 01:12:31,208 --> 01:12:33,249ഀ "The black eyes."ഀ ഀ 1191ഀ 01:12:34,917 --> 01:12:37,666ഀ "The fair cheeks."ഀ ഀ 1192ഀ 01:12:38,958 --> 01:12:40,999ഀ "The sultry gaze."ഀ ഀ 1193ഀ 01:12:43,042 --> 01:12:45,167ഀ "The enticing gait."ഀ ഀ 1194ഀ 01:12:45,167 --> 01:12:48,249ഀ "Why did you break my heart."ഀ ഀ 1195ഀ 01:12:49,500 --> 01:12:52,541ഀ "Why did we fall in love."ഀ ഀ 1196ഀ 01:12:53,708 --> 01:12:56,542ഀ "Why did you go away.."ഀ ഀ 1197ഀ 01:12:56,542 --> 01:12:58,375ഀ "Away... Away.."ഀ ഀ 1198ഀ 01:12:58,375 --> 01:12:59,957ഀ "Come.."ഀ ഀ 1199ഀ 01:13:01,917 --> 01:13:04,666ഀ "Shower me with your love.."ഀ ഀ 1200ഀ 01:13:06,208 --> 01:13:08,332ഀ Give it to me!ഀ - Stop it Yudi.ഀ ഀ 1201ഀ 01:13:10,917 --> 01:13:13,208ഀ "What's behind the veil."ഀ ഀ 1202ഀ 01:13:13,208 --> 01:13:15,958ഀ "Behind the veil.."ഀ ഀ 1203ഀ 01:13:15,958 --> 01:13:18,250ഀ "What's behind the veil."ഀ ഀ 1204ഀ 01:13:18,250 --> 01:13:20,292ഀ "Behind the veil.."ഀ ഀ 1205ഀ 01:13:20,292 --> 01:13:23,333ഀ "My heart's behind my veil.."ഀ ഀ 1206ഀ 01:13:23,333 --> 01:13:26,750ഀ "Every time I see a girl,ഀ my crazy heart goes.."ഀ ഀ 1207ഀ 01:13:26,750 --> 01:13:30,583ഀ "Ole... Ole... Ole.."ഀ ഀ 1208ഀ 01:13:30,583 --> 01:13:34,250ഀ "l sway,ഀ dance and sing the song of love."ഀ ഀ 1209ഀ 01:13:34,250 --> 01:13:37,499ഀ "Ole... Ole... Ole.."ഀ ഀ 1210ഀ 01:14:01,125 --> 01:14:03,417ഀ Aah! Nonsense!ഀ ഀ 1211ഀ 01:14:03,417 --> 01:14:05,166ഀ Nonsense!ഀ ഀ 1212ഀ 01:14:06,042 --> 01:14:08,041ഀ You Idiot.ഀ ഀ 1213ഀ 01:14:08,792 --> 01:14:10,832ഀ Are you okay?ഀ - What happened?ഀ ഀ 1214ഀ 01:14:11,667 --> 01:14:14,708ഀ I feel asleep.ഀ - You fell asleep at the wheel?ഀ ഀ 1215ഀ 01:14:14,708 --> 01:14:17,625ഀ Hold you, please don't sleep.ഀ - So it's my fault?ഀ ഀ 1216ഀ 01:14:17,625 --> 01:14:18,583ഀ Of course.ഀ ഀ 1217ഀ 01:14:18,583 --> 01:14:21,583ഀ First, you wake me upഀ at 6 like some school teacher.ഀ ഀ 1218ഀ 01:14:21,583 --> 01:14:22,791ഀ And then happily dazed off.ഀ ഀ 1219ഀ 01:14:27,333 --> 01:14:29,625ഀ Nonsense! It's not starting.ഀ ഀ 1220ഀ 01:14:29,625 --> 01:14:30,958ഀ Engine must be flooded.ഀ ഀ 1221ഀ 01:14:30,958 --> 01:14:32,083ഀ What now?ഀ ഀ 1222ഀ 01:14:32,083 --> 01:14:34,833ഀ I'll call AAA.ഀ They'll get us out of here quickly.ഀ ഀ 1223ഀ 01:14:34,833 --> 01:14:37,500ഀ Oh God, we'll be very late.ഀ - No, we won't.ഀ ഀ 1224ഀ 01:14:37,500 --> 01:14:39,833ഀ I'll get you there by tonight,ഀ I promise.ഀ ഀ 1225ഀ 01:14:39,833 --> 01:14:41,375ഀ Y!ഀ ഀ 1226ഀ 01:14:41,375 --> 01:14:42,917ഀ Y!ഀ ഀ 1227ഀ 01:14:42,917 --> 01:14:44,542ഀ No, I'm not asking why.ഀ ഀ 1228ഀ 01:14:44,542 --> 01:14:47,333ഀ Lam saying Y. My name is Yudi.ഀ ഀ 1229ഀ 01:14:47,333 --> 01:14:49,042ഀ Y for Yahoo.ഀ ഀ 1230ഀ 01:14:49,042 --> 01:14:51,083ഀ U for Underwear.ഀ ഀ 1231ഀ 01:14:51,083 --> 01:14:52,457ഀ U for Unicorn.ഀ ഀ 1232ഀ 01:14:56,208 --> 01:14:57,750ഀ What did they say?ഀ ഀ 1233ഀ 01:14:57,750 --> 01:14:59,500ഀ It'll lake at least 4 hours.ഀ ഀ 1234ഀ 01:14:59,500 --> 01:15:01,208ഀ 4 hours?ഀ ഀ 1235ഀ 01:15:01,208 --> 01:15:03,667ഀ I can't believe Iഀ made such a huge mistake.ഀ ഀ 1236ഀ 01:15:03,667 --> 01:15:05,333ഀ This was such a bad idea.ഀ ഀ 1237ഀ 01:15:05,333 --> 01:15:07,042ഀ As long as you had the windഀ on your face, everything was fine.ഀ ഀ 1238ഀ 01:15:07,042 --> 01:15:08,875ഀ At the first sign of trouble,ഀ it became a bad idea?ഀ ഀ 1239ഀ 01:15:08,875 --> 01:15:10,250ഀ I cancelled my nice,ഀ comfortable flight!ഀ ഀ 1240ഀ 01:15:10,250 --> 01:15:11,875ഀ If the pilot had fallen asleepഀ ഀ 1241ഀ 01:15:11,875 --> 01:15:13,292ഀ you wouldn't even getഀ a chance to argue like this!ഀ ഀ 1242ഀ 01:15:13,292 --> 01:15:17,000ഀ Yudi, you do realize we could've died!ഀ - Don't be so dramatic.ഀ ഀ 1243ഀ 01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:19,957ഀ Whoa, I'm being dramatic now!ഀ - Of course!ഀ ഀ 1244ഀ 01:15:20,958 --> 01:15:22,499ഀ We should get a lift.ഀ ഀ 1245ഀ 01:15:32,750 --> 01:15:34,042ഀ I can't believe this!ഀ ഀ 1246ഀ 01:15:34,042 --> 01:15:36,083ഀ No one wants to help!ഀ ഀ 1247ഀ 01:15:36,083 --> 01:15:37,124ഀ Wait.ഀ ഀ 1248ഀ 01:15:42,333 --> 01:15:43,832ഀ What are you doing?ഀ ഀ 1249ഀ 01:15:44,500 --> 01:15:46,250ഀ What are you doing?ഀ ഀ 1250ഀ 01:15:46,250 --> 01:15:47,625ഀ Take off your shirt.ഀ ഀ 1251ഀ 01:15:47,625 --> 01:15:48,625ഀ What? lഀ ഀ 1252ഀ 01:15:48,625 --> 01:15:50,708ഀ Your face can't be seenഀ in the distance.ഀ ഀ 1253ഀ 01:15:50,708 --> 01:15:52,791ഀ You'll need to show your body.ഀ - No way.ഀ ഀ 1254ഀ 01:15:53,958 --> 01:15:55,499ഀ Your wish.ഀ ഀ 1255ഀ 01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:05,166ഀ Come on! Somebody?ഀ ഀ 1256ഀ 01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:07,291ഀ Arch your back!ഀ ഀ 1257ഀ 01:16:09,083 --> 01:16:11,458ഀ Stomach in, chest out!ഀ ഀ 1258ഀ 01:16:11,458 --> 01:16:13,708ഀ Chest out!ഀ - It is out, Yudi.ഀ ഀ 1259ഀ 01:16:13,708 --> 01:16:15,541ഀ You need a sexy pose.ഀ ഀ 1260ഀ 01:16:16,917 --> 01:16:18,499ഀ Sexier!ഀ ഀ 1261ഀ 01:16:19,792 --> 01:16:21,874ഀ That's good, That's nice.ഀ ഀ 1262ഀ 01:16:23,125 --> 01:16:24,833ഀ Nice.ഀ ഀ 1263ഀ 01:16:24,833 --> 01:16:26,833ഀ And turn around slowly.ഀ ഀ 1264ഀ 01:16:26,833 --> 01:16:28,333ഀ Slowly, slowly!ഀ ഀ 1265ഀ 01:16:28,333 --> 01:16:29,374ഀ Shut up, Yudi.ഀ ഀ 1266ഀ 01:16:30,250 --> 01:16:31,458ഀ Okay, it's networking.ഀ ഀ 1267ഀ 01:16:31,458 --> 01:16:33,832ഀ Tell you what, take the top off.ഀ ഀ 1268ഀ 01:16:36,458 --> 01:16:38,292ഀ What the hell are you doing there?ഀ ഀ 1269ഀ 01:16:38,292 --> 01:16:41,958ഀ Get up.ഀ I think you'll do better than me.ഀ ഀ 1270ഀ 01:16:41,958 --> 01:16:45,624ഀ Take it off. Why are you covering?ഀ - Are you mad?ഀ ഀ 1271ഀ 01:16:46,167 --> 01:16:49,000ഀ Take it off, Yudi. Show your chest.ഀ ഀ 1272ഀ 01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:51,874ഀ Stick it out a little bit.ഀ - Yeah!ഀ ഀ 1273ഀ 01:16:52,750 --> 01:16:54,166ഀ Nice.ഀ ഀ 1274ഀ 01:16:59,583 --> 01:17:01,207ഀ Hey! You need a ride?ഀ ഀ 1275ഀ 01:17:03,167 --> 01:17:05,542ഀ No, no. Please go. It's okay.ഀ ഀ 1276ഀ 01:17:05,542 --> 01:17:06,958ഀ Thank you.ഀ ഀ 1277ഀ 01:17:06,958 --> 01:17:09,249ഀ Idiot!ഀ ഀ 1278ഀ 01:17:12,667 --> 01:17:14,916ഀ He called you an idiot!ഀ ഀ 1279ഀ 01:17:21,542 --> 01:17:22,874ഀ Finally!ഀ ഀ 1280ഀ 01:17:31,750 --> 01:17:33,249ഀ You from India?ഀ ഀ 1281ഀ 01:17:34,750 --> 01:17:35,875ഀ Yeah.ഀ ഀ 1282ഀ 01:17:35,875 --> 01:17:39,917ഀ Girlfriend?ഀ - No! We're just friends.ഀ ഀ 1283ഀ 01:17:39,917 --> 01:17:41,332ഀ Just friend!ഀ ഀ 1284ഀ 01:17:45,500 --> 01:17:47,208ഀ Tell him, Yudi.ഀ ഀ 1285ഀ 01:17:47,208 --> 01:17:49,499ഀ I have 'just friend'.ഀ - Yeah?ഀ ഀ 1286ഀ 01:17:51,167 --> 01:17:52,207ഀ Shut up, Yudi.ഀ ഀ 1287ഀ 01:17:53,167 --> 01:17:54,457ഀ How much longer?ഀ ഀ 1288ഀ 01:17:55,333 --> 01:17:56,499ഀ 2 minutes!ഀ ഀ 1289ഀ 01:18:00,167 --> 01:18:01,582ഀ 15 minutes.ഀ ഀ 1290ഀ 01:18:06,917 --> 01:18:08,791ഀ 20-25 minutes!ഀ ഀ 1291ഀ 01:18:32,958 --> 01:18:33,999ഀ Thanks.ഀ ഀ 1292ഀ 01:18:36,833 --> 01:18:40,625ഀ So sweetഀ - The perfect Facebook moment.ഀ ഀ 1293ഀ 01:18:40,625 --> 01:18:42,667ഀ Yay, I'm finally married!ഀ ഀ 1294ഀ 01:18:42,667 --> 01:18:45,917ഀ Hubby and wifey forever! I love you!ഀ ഀ 1295ഀ 01:18:45,917 --> 01:18:47,583ഀ Heart, heart, heart.ഀ ഀ 1296ഀ 01:18:47,583 --> 01:18:50,417ഀ At least 15 Comments and 100 Likes.ഀ ഀ 1297ഀ 01:18:50,417 --> 01:18:52,500ഀ "What a lovely couple you guys make."ഀ ഀ 1298ഀ 01:18:52,500 --> 01:18:54,499ഀ "You guys are perfectഀ for each other."ഀ ഀ 1299ഀ 01:18:55,708 --> 01:19:00,457ഀ What do you think? 3 years?ഀ - Nah. 1 year tops.ഀ ഀ 1300ഀ 01:19:01,125 --> 01:19:03,292ഀ First 3 months will beഀ ruled by hormones.ഀ ഀ 1301ഀ 01:19:03,292 --> 01:19:05,042ഀ Next 3 by realization...ഀ ഀ 1302ഀ 01:19:05,042 --> 01:19:06,625ഀ and the followingഀ 3 by frustration.ഀ ഀ 1303ഀ 01:19:06,625 --> 01:19:09,750ഀ By the first anniversary,ഀ they'll be at war.ഀ ഀ 1304ഀ 01:19:09,750 --> 01:19:12,250ഀ "Give me my space!"ഀ "I don't like your mother!"ഀ ഀ 1305ഀ 01:19:12,250 --> 01:19:13,292ഀ "What's wrong with my mother?"ഀ ഀ 1306ഀ 01:19:13,292 --> 01:19:14,792ഀ "l hate you.ഀ I don't want to talk to you."ഀ ഀ 1307ഀ 01:19:14,792 --> 01:19:16,624ഀ "Eff you!" "Eff you!"ഀ ഀ 1308ഀ 01:19:18,083 --> 01:19:19,583ഀ Hey, that groom looks..ഀ ഀ 1309ഀ 01:19:19,583 --> 01:19:21,708ഀ just like the hero fromഀ one of your books.ഀ ഀ 1310ഀ 01:19:21,708 --> 01:19:23,833ഀ If I ever run intoഀ the hero of my book..ഀ ഀ 1311ഀ 01:19:23,833 --> 01:19:25,250ഀ I'll knock him out.ഀ ഀ 1312ഀ 01:19:25,250 --> 01:19:29,083ഀ I don't get it. Every girl talksഀ about equality and independence.ഀ ഀ 1313ഀ 01:19:29,083 --> 01:19:31,458ഀ And yet all of them want.ഀ ഀ 1314ഀ 01:19:31,458 --> 01:19:33,208ഀ ..their prince charmingഀ to swoop in and rescue them.ഀ ഀ 1315ഀ 01:19:33,208 --> 01:19:34,458ഀ Complete them.ഀ ഀ 1316ഀ 01:19:34,458 --> 01:19:36,708ഀ Change their life.ഀ ഀ 1317ഀ 01:19:36,708 --> 01:19:38,583ഀ Doesn't make sense, right?ഀ ഀ 1318ഀ 01:19:38,583 --> 01:19:40,792ഀ Then why do you writeഀ those books?ഀ ഀ 1319ഀ 01:19:40,792 --> 01:19:43,416ഀ What difference does it makeഀ if I write or not?ഀ ഀ 1320ഀ 01:19:45,208 --> 01:19:47,666ഀ Dude, you're a bit off!ഀ ഀ 1321ഀ 01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:54,041ഀ What?ഀ ഀ 1322ഀ 01:19:55,208 --> 01:19:58,708ഀ You and me, we won't last 6 months.ഀ - 6 months?ഀ ഀ 1323ഀ 01:19:58,708 --> 01:20:01,916ഀ We can't last 6 hours.ഀ ഀ 1324ഀ 01:20:02,417 --> 01:20:04,499ഀ An whole lifetimeഀ is out of the question.ഀ ഀ 1325ഀ 01:20:05,500 --> 01:20:06,541ഀ Perfect.ഀ ഀ 1326ഀ 01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:10,166ഀ Cheers to that.ഀ ഀ 1327ഀ 01:20:27,792 --> 01:20:30,750ഀ What? Why didn't youഀ book a room for yourself?ഀ ഀ 1328ഀ 01:20:30,750 --> 01:20:32,000ഀ I didn'tഀ ഀ 1329ഀ 01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:35,542ഀ Where did you plan on sleeping?ഀ - I don't know.ഀ ഀ 1330ഀ 01:20:35,542 --> 01:20:37,957ഀ I don't think that far ahead.ഀ - Yudi!ഀ ഀ 1331ഀ 01:20:38,708 --> 01:20:40,999ഀ I thought you were on topഀ of the arrangements.ഀ ഀ 1332ഀ 01:20:42,375 --> 01:20:44,082ഀ I handled the travel.ഀ ഀ 1333ഀ 01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:49,625ഀ Are you really sure youഀ don't have any extra rooms?ഀ ഀ 1334ഀ 01:20:49,625 --> 01:20:52,500ഀ Sorry, ma'am. We're fully booked.ഀ ഀ 1335ഀ 01:20:52,500 --> 01:20:54,457ഀ This has to happen.ഀ ഀ 1336ഀ 01:20:57,667 --> 01:20:59,166ഀ Enjoy your stay-ഀ ഀ 1337ഀ 01:20:59,708 --> 01:21:02,292ഀ I can't believe I'm forcedഀ to share a room with you.ഀ ഀ 1338ഀ 01:21:02,292 --> 01:21:04,792ഀ Come on, we're adults. We'll manage.ഀ ഀ 1339ഀ 01:21:04,792 --> 01:21:07,166ഀ I'm an adult,ഀ I can't say the same about you.ഀ ഀ 1340ഀ 01:21:16,167 --> 01:21:17,792ഀ So listen. I'll take the bedഀ ഀ 1341ഀ 01:21:17,792 --> 01:21:19,957ഀ and you take the couch.ഀ ഀ 1342ഀ 01:21:21,708 --> 01:21:26,667ഀ You know, I have a bad back.ഀ I can't sleep on the couch.ഀ ഀ 1343ഀ 01:21:26,667 --> 01:21:28,791ഀ So I should sleep on the couch?ഀ - No.ഀ ഀ 1344ഀ 01:21:29,958 --> 01:21:31,082ഀ You don't have to.ഀ ഀ 1345ഀ 01:21:33,917 --> 01:21:35,249ഀ It's a big bed.ഀ ഀ 1346ഀ 01:21:41,875 --> 01:21:43,624ഀ We both can fit in here comfortably.ഀ ഀ 1347ഀ 01:21:44,417 --> 01:21:47,416ഀ Without even touching each other.ഀ I promise.ഀ ഀ 1348ഀ 01:21:50,917 --> 01:21:51,957ഀ No.ഀ ഀ 1349ഀ 01:21:55,458 --> 01:21:58,917ഀ This is ridiculous.ഀ I always sleep on the left side.ഀ ഀ 1350ഀ 01:21:58,917 --> 01:22:02,166ഀ You're on the left,ഀ just in the other direction.ഀ ഀ 1351ഀ 01:22:02,667 --> 01:22:05,792ഀ Hang on a second. This is my room.ഀ ഀ 1352ഀ 01:22:05,792 --> 01:22:08,708ഀ Why should I sleep on this side?ഀ - Don't be selfish.ഀ ഀ 1353ഀ 01:22:08,708 --> 01:22:10,125ഀ Switch!ഀ ഀ 1354ഀ 01:22:10,125 --> 01:22:12,166ഀ Really?ഀ - Yeah!ഀ ഀ 1355ഀ 01:22:16,542 --> 01:22:18,332ഀ Roll over the blanket, Yudi.ഀ ഀ 1356ഀ 01:22:22,333 --> 01:22:25,167ഀ Can you keep yourഀ feet away from my face?ഀ ഀ 1357ഀ 01:22:25,167 --> 01:22:26,416ഀ You too.ഀ ഀ 1358ഀ 01:22:27,583 --> 01:22:30,582ഀ Your feet stink.ഀ - Not more than your face.ഀ ഀ 1359ഀ 01:22:31,583 --> 01:22:32,666ഀ Can you..ഀ ഀ 1360ഀ 01:22:41,708 --> 01:22:42,916ഀ Aanchal.ഀ ഀ 1361ഀ 01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:47,041ഀ Aanchal.ഀ ഀ 1362ഀ 01:22:49,417 --> 01:22:50,582ഀ Aanchal.ഀ ഀ 1363ഀ 01:22:51,292 --> 01:22:52,957ഀ Aanchal.ഀ ഀ 1364ഀ 01:22:54,500 --> 01:22:58,416ഀ Okay, I'm going toഀ lift your arm in the air.ഀ ഀ 1365ഀ 01:22:59,042 --> 01:23:03,000ഀ If you're asleep,ഀ your arm will slay up.ഀ ഀ 1366ഀ 01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:05,082ഀ Else it will fall down.ഀ ഀ 1367ഀ 01:23:06,083 --> 01:23:07,833ഀ How old are you, Yudi?ഀ ഀ 1368ഀ 01:23:07,833 --> 01:23:10,207ഀ Oh, so you're awake.ഀ ഀ 1369ഀ 01:23:11,167 --> 01:23:13,291ഀ What do you want?ഀ - Nothing.ഀ ഀ 1370ഀ 01:23:15,083 --> 01:23:16,499ഀ I just wanted to apologize.ഀ ഀ 1371ഀ 01:23:18,542 --> 01:23:20,417ഀ You met with anഀ accident because of me.ഀ ഀ 1372ഀ 01:23:20,417 --> 01:23:22,916ഀ So I'm sorry.ഀ ഀ 1373ഀ 01:23:25,667 --> 01:23:28,082ഀ I shouldn't haveഀ fallen asleep either.ഀ ഀ 1374ഀ 01:23:29,458 --> 01:23:34,916ഀ Sorry, I got carried awayഀ and said too much. - No.ഀ ഀ 1375ഀ 01:23:35,917 --> 01:23:38,250ഀ It was my idea to drive here.ഀ ഀ 1376ഀ 01:23:38,250 --> 01:23:40,667ഀ All I had to do was dropഀ you here safe and sound.ഀ ഀ 1377ഀ 01:23:40,667 --> 01:23:43,250ഀ Driving here wasn'tഀ a bad idea at all.ഀ ഀ 1378ഀ 01:23:43,250 --> 01:23:45,041ഀ I really enjoyed it.ഀ ഀ 1379ഀ 01:23:45,583 --> 01:23:47,207ഀ Lovely weather, right?ഀ ഀ 1380ഀ 01:23:51,542 --> 01:23:52,749ഀ The room's nice too.ഀ ഀ 1381ഀ 01:23:55,125 --> 01:23:58,624ഀ So is the bed. So soft.ഀ ഀ 1382ഀ 01:24:01,250 --> 01:24:02,791ഀ Should we do something?ഀ ഀ 1383ഀ 01:24:06,667 --> 01:24:08,207ഀ Make out?ഀ ഀ 1384ഀ 01:24:09,667 --> 01:24:11,416ഀ What? I can't hear you?ഀ ഀ 1385ഀ 01:24:12,417 --> 01:24:14,957ഀ I think we should make out.ഀ - I can't hear you, Yudi.ഀ ഀ 1386ഀ 01:24:16,792 --> 01:24:17,832ഀ Let's kiss!ഀ ഀ 1387ഀ 01:24:24,250 --> 01:24:25,957ഀ You didn't have to kick me.ഀ ഀ 1388ഀ 01:24:27,000 --> 01:24:28,749ഀ A polite no would've done fine.ഀ ഀ 1389ഀ 01:24:41,458 --> 01:24:43,708ഀ Uhh, okay.ഀ ഀ 1390ഀ 01:24:43,708 --> 01:24:44,958ഀ Hmm?ഀ ഀ 1391ഀ 01:24:44,958 --> 01:24:46,082ഀ Okay.ഀ ഀ 1392ഀ 01:24:47,750 --> 01:24:48,874ഀ What okay?ഀ ഀ 1393ഀ 01:25:06,542 --> 01:25:09,208ഀ You won't fall in love, right?ഀ ഀ 1394ഀ 01:25:09,208 --> 01:25:11,000ഀ I don't fall in love.ഀ ഀ 1395ഀ 01:25:11,000 --> 01:25:15,250ഀ Good. - And normally,ഀ I usually say this to girls.ഀ ഀ 1396ഀ 01:25:15,250 --> 01:25:17,292ഀ And I can never be so direct.ഀ ഀ 1397ഀ 01:25:17,292 --> 01:25:18,916ഀ All I am saying isഀ ഀ 1398ഀ 01:25:19,625 --> 01:25:21,624ഀ ..l go back next weekഀ ഀ 1399ഀ 01:25:22,708 --> 01:25:24,749ഀ I don't want things between usഀ ഀ 1400ഀ 01:25:25,417 --> 01:25:27,833ഀ So let's not complicate things.ഀ - No!ഀ ഀ 1401ഀ 01:25:27,833 --> 01:25:30,458ഀ Let's just be in the moment.ഀ - Yeah!ഀ ഀ 1402ഀ 01:25:30,458 --> 01:25:31,999ഀ You understand, right?ഀ ഀ 1403ഀ 01:25:32,542 --> 01:25:33,833ഀ No falling in love.ഀ ഀ 1404ഀ 01:25:33,833 --> 01:25:37,207ഀ Just control yourself.ഀ I'm very addictive.ഀ ഀ 1405ഀ 01:25:42,417 --> 01:25:44,582ഀ What?ഀ - Should we put on some music?ഀ ഀ 1406ഀ 01:25:56,917 --> 01:25:59,167ഀ I'm sorry.ഀ - You have a big nose.ഀ ഀ 1407ഀ 01:25:59,167 --> 01:26:01,000ഀ You moved your head.ഀ ഀ 1408ഀ 01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:02,000ഀ Okay.ഀ ഀ 1409ഀ 01:26:02,000 --> 01:26:03,916ഀ Anyway, let's try this again.ഀ ഀ 1410ഀ 01:26:05,292 --> 01:26:06,792ഀ Should we increase the volume?ഀ ഀ 1411ഀ 01:26:06,792 --> 01:26:08,249ഀ Are you going to talk nonstop?ഀ ഀ 1412ഀ 01:26:09,125 --> 01:26:10,166ഀ No!ഀ ഀ 1413ഀ 01:26:15,792 --> 01:26:17,625ഀ Nothing's changed, right?ഀ ഀ 1414ഀ 01:26:17,625 --> 01:26:19,667ഀ Not at all.ഀ ഀ 1415ഀ 01:26:19,667 --> 01:26:21,916ഀ In fact, you seem more irritating.ഀ ഀ 1416ഀ 01:26:24,958 --> 01:26:26,541ഀ Can we sleep properly now?ഀ ഀ 1417ഀ 01:26:30,208 --> 01:26:31,457ഀ What, you mean upside down?ഀ ഀ 1418ഀ 01:26:48,792 --> 01:26:51,000ഀ My face hurts.ഀ ഀ 1419ഀ 01:26:51,000 --> 01:26:53,417ഀ I don't know how many timesഀ you kicked me in your sleep.ഀ ഀ 1420ഀ 01:26:53,417 --> 01:26:55,249ഀ Next time sleep on the couch.ഀ ഀ 1421ഀ 01:26:56,375 --> 01:26:58,332ഀ Tell me. One second, almost ready.ഀ ഀ 1422ഀ 01:26:59,208 --> 01:27:00,499ഀ How do I look?ഀ ഀ 1423ഀ 01:27:02,167 --> 01:27:06,166ഀ Like you worked really hard all night.ഀ - Shut up!ഀ ഀ 1424ഀ 01:27:06,667 --> 01:27:09,457ഀ Relax. It will be fine.ഀ ഀ 1425ഀ 01:27:11,708 --> 01:27:15,083ഀ "To gain something,ഀ you have to lose something."ഀ ഀ 1426ഀ 01:27:15,083 --> 01:27:18,083ഀ "Rena knew it boiledഀ down to just three words."ഀ ഀ 1427ഀ 01:27:18,083 --> 01:27:20,542ഀ "But did she have the courageഀ to finally say them aloud.."ഀ ഀ 1428ഀ 01:27:20,542 --> 01:27:25,041ഀ "..to the person who stoodഀ for everything she despised?"ഀ ഀ 1429ഀ 01:27:26,125 --> 01:27:29,375ഀ "In that heartbeat,ഀ she found the courage."ഀ ഀ 1430ഀ 01:27:29,375 --> 01:27:31,792ഀ "So her thoughts were exactly this.."ഀ ഀ 1431ഀ 01:27:31,792 --> 01:27:34,792ഀ "Love me and free my soul."ഀ ഀ 1432ഀ 01:27:34,792 --> 01:27:37,542ഀ "l love you and adore you..."ഀ ഀ 1433ഀ 01:27:37,542 --> 01:27:40,875ഀ "...and I don't knowഀ any other way of living."ഀ ഀ 1434ഀ 01:27:40,875 --> 01:27:43,041ഀ "Of loving!"ഀ ഀ 1435ഀ 01:27:43,667 --> 01:27:48,207ഀ And I counted 1 yawns,ഀ 3 snores and 1 dead person.ഀ ഀ 1436ഀ 01:27:49,417 --> 01:27:54,125ഀ A very senior writer,ഀ friend and philosopherഀ ഀ 1437ഀ 01:27:54,125 --> 01:27:57,250ഀ ..once said to me,ഀ "People come to book reading.."ഀ ഀ 1438ഀ 01:27:57,250 --> 01:27:59,000ഀ "..to know more about the author."ഀ ഀ 1439ഀ 01:27:59,000 --> 01:28:02,042ഀ So I'm thinking let'sഀ you and me have a conversation.ഀ ഀ 1440ഀ 01:28:02,042 --> 01:28:04,000ഀ Let's just talk. What do you say?ഀ ഀ 1441ഀ 01:28:04,000 --> 01:28:06,167ഀ I have a question for you?ഀ - Yes, sure.ഀ ഀ 1442ഀ 01:28:06,167 --> 01:28:09,125ഀ How close to your personalഀ life is your writing?ഀ ഀ 1443ഀ 01:28:09,125 --> 01:28:10,749ഀ Have you ever been in love?ഀ ഀ 1444ഀ 01:28:12,125 --> 01:28:17,417ഀ Umm. Let's see. Classഀ 3, Class 1, 12, college..ഀ ഀ 1445ഀ 01:28:17,417 --> 01:28:21,582ഀ Three years ago. Khan,ഀ Vikram, Hussain, Krish and Andy.ഀ ഀ 1446ഀ 01:28:23,625 --> 01:28:26,167ഀ Yes, I have a question.ഀ - Yes.ഀ ഀ 1447ഀ 01:28:26,167 --> 01:28:30,499ഀ Why do you write such conventionalഀ and idealistic love stories?ഀ ഀ 1448ഀ 01:28:31,167 --> 01:28:35,458ഀ Because, our lives are so crowdedഀ ഀ 1449ഀ 01:28:35,458 --> 01:28:39,332ഀ and often, love betweenഀ two people gets lost in it.ഀ ഀ 1450ഀ 01:28:40,250 --> 01:28:43,583ഀ So I thought there'sഀ one way to save love.ഀ ഀ 1451ഀ 01:28:43,583 --> 01:28:46,207ഀ Write it down in theഀ pages of a book and sell it.ഀ ഀ 1452ഀ 01:28:46,833 --> 01:28:50,707ഀ What I am trying to say is that loveഀ nowadays is just a four-letter wordഀ ഀ 1453ഀ 01:28:55,083 --> 01:28:56,249ഀ Thank you!ഀ ഀ 1454ഀ 01:29:02,250 --> 01:29:06,125ഀ "The heart sometimes... confuses me.."ഀ ഀ 1455ഀ 01:29:06,125 --> 01:29:09,416ഀ "And... I'll be really grateful if..."ഀ ഀ 1456ഀ 01:29:11,667 --> 01:29:15,667ഀ "Understand what'sഀ it saying... and tell me.."ഀ ഀ 1457ഀ 01:29:15,667 --> 01:29:19,041ഀ "And... I'll be really grateful..."ഀ ഀ 1458ഀ 01:29:20,917 --> 01:29:23,125ഀ "I'll be really grateful.."ഀ ഀ 1459ഀ 01:29:23,125 --> 01:29:25,875ഀ "if you just letഀ your heart express.."ഀ ഀ 1460ഀ 01:29:25,875 --> 01:29:29,916ഀ "..what you could never say."ഀ ഀ 1461ഀ 01:29:32,125 --> 01:29:39,332ഀ "Just like I am forഀ you... You're for me."ഀ ഀ 1462ഀ 01:29:41,708 --> 01:29:49,791ഀ "Just like I am forഀ you... You're for me."ഀ ഀ 1463ഀ 01:30:06,500 --> 01:30:11,208ഀ "if we keep meeting... like this.."ഀ ഀ 1464ഀ 01:30:11,208 --> 01:30:14,749ഀ "Love might just seek us out."ഀ ഀ 1465ഀ 01:30:16,083 --> 01:30:18,417ഀ "The heart's deceptive..."ഀ ഀ 1466ഀ 01:30:18,417 --> 01:30:24,332ഀ "Why did it skip aഀ beat... hearing about it?"ഀ ഀ 1467ഀ 01:30:26,208 --> 01:30:30,500ഀ "It's no longer in my control."ഀ ഀ 1468ഀ 01:30:30,500 --> 01:30:33,958ഀ "Since the heart's stuck on you."ഀ ഀ 1469ഀ 01:30:33,958 --> 01:30:35,792ഀ Let's take a picture?ഀ - Of course.ഀ ഀ 1470ഀ 01:30:35,792 --> 01:30:36,958ഀ Patel Value.ഀ ഀ 1471ഀ 01:30:36,958 --> 01:30:44,999ഀ "Just like I am for you...ഀ You're for me."ഀ ഀ 1472ഀ 01:30:46,250 --> 01:30:54,291ഀ "Just like I am for you...ഀ You're for me."ഀ ഀ 1473ഀ 01:30:54,875 --> 01:30:56,416ഀ Yeah, baby!ഀ ഀ 1474ഀ 01:31:15,125 --> 01:31:16,417ഀ Yudi!ഀ ഀ 1475ഀ 01:31:16,417 --> 01:31:18,749ഀ "I'll be really grateful.."ഀ ഀ 1476ഀ 01:31:20,708 --> 01:31:25,583ഀ "First I request... then miss you.."ഀ ഀ 1477ഀ 01:31:25,583 --> 01:31:29,416ഀ "l think only about you."ഀ ഀ 1478ഀ 01:31:30,250 --> 01:31:32,875ഀ "l don't love you.."ഀ ഀ 1479ഀ 01:31:32,875 --> 01:31:38,999ഀ "..still I alwaysഀ want you around me."ഀ ഀ 1480ഀ 01:31:40,333 --> 01:31:44,792ഀ "It's nothing...ഀ yet, there's something."ഀ ഀ 1481ഀ 01:31:44,792 --> 01:31:48,791ഀ "Since we met, the heart feels..."ഀ ഀ 1482ഀ 01:31:51,042 --> 01:31:58,832ഀ "Just like I am for you...ഀ You're for me."ഀ ഀ 1483ഀ 01:32:00,708 --> 01:32:07,416ഀ "Just like I am for you...ഀ You're for me."ഀ ഀ 1484ഀ 01:32:10,417 --> 01:32:12,958ഀ "You're for me."ഀ ഀ 1485ഀ 01:32:12,958 --> 01:32:15,749ഀ "You're for me."ഀ ഀ 1486ഀ 01:32:17,250 --> 01:32:20,791ഀ "I'll be really grateful.."ഀ ഀ 1487ഀ 01:32:36,542 --> 01:32:40,000ഀ So, everything fine or not?ഀ - Yes and no.ഀ ഀ 1488ഀ 01:32:40,000 --> 01:32:41,708ഀ Why does this always happen with you?ഀ ഀ 1489ഀ 01:32:41,708 --> 01:32:44,208ഀ First, you were confusedഀ about Vishakha. Now it's Aanchal.ഀ ഀ 1490ഀ 01:32:44,208 --> 01:32:46,333ഀ Shut up, Montu.ഀ There's no confusion this time.ഀ ഀ 1491ഀ 01:32:46,333 --> 01:32:49,000ഀ I suggest you do a fullഀ background check on her.ഀ ഀ 1492ഀ 01:32:49,000 --> 01:32:50,375ഀ If she falls in love with you..ഀ ഀ 1493ഀ 01:32:50,375 --> 01:32:53,792ഀ It will just spell trouble.ഀ - No chance.ഀ ഀ 1494ഀ 01:32:53,792 --> 01:32:56,292ഀ She's just like me.ഀ - Like you?ഀ ഀ 1495ഀ 01:32:56,292 --> 01:32:59,749ഀ Wow! Then this will be theഀ best relationship of your life.ഀ ഀ 1496ഀ 01:33:00,750 --> 01:33:01,917ഀ Yeah!ഀ ഀ 1497ഀ 01:33:01,917 --> 01:33:04,208ഀ If she's so smart, why isഀ she giving you so much attention?ഀ ഀ 1498ഀ 01:33:04,208 --> 01:33:05,833ഀ Let me tell you something.ഀ ഀ 1499ഀ 01:33:05,833 --> 01:33:08,083ഀ Girls love projects.ഀ ഀ 1500ഀ 01:33:08,083 --> 01:33:10,207ഀ And what better project than me?ഀ ഀ 1501ഀ 01:33:10,875 --> 01:33:12,874ഀ That's true.ഀ That's very true.ഀ ഀ 1502ഀ 01:33:13,625 --> 01:33:14,999ഀ Aanchal.ഀ ഀ 1503ഀ 01:33:15,958 --> 01:33:17,541ഀ Hey, what's happening?ഀ ഀ 1504ഀ 01:33:18,375 --> 01:33:21,457ഀ Nothing, I'm free.ഀ - Hey! You're not free, okay?ഀ ഀ 1505ഀ 01:33:22,833 --> 01:33:24,875ഀ Do what?ഀ - Have a drink with me.ഀ ഀ 1506ഀ 01:33:24,875 --> 01:33:26,542ഀ Done.ഀ We'll meet at 9.ഀ ഀ 1507ഀ 01:33:26,542 --> 01:33:27,583ഀ Yudi, don't goഀ - Bye.ഀ ഀ 1508ഀ 01:33:27,583 --> 01:33:29,166ഀ Don't go, Yudi! Yudi, what the hell!ഀ ഀ 1509ഀ 01:33:29,750 --> 01:33:30,833ഀ You know how tough it's beenഀ ഀ 1510ഀ 01:33:30,833 --> 01:33:32,708ഀ to get permission to go outഀ ഀ 1511ഀ 01:33:32,708 --> 01:33:33,667ഀ I won't be able to do thisഀ ഀ 1512ഀ 01:33:33,667 --> 01:33:34,917ഀ after I become a father.ഀ ഀ 1513ഀ 01:33:34,917 --> 01:33:36,083ഀ Please let me go.ഀ ഀ 1514ഀ 01:33:36,083 --> 01:33:38,291ഀ Aanchal's leaving tomorrow.ഀ It's her farewell dinner.ഀ ഀ 1515ഀ 01:33:38,917 --> 01:33:40,917ഀ Tomorrow on, we're together.ഀ - Fine, go.ഀ ഀ 1516ഀ 01:33:40,917 --> 01:33:42,708ഀ I know you don't love me.ഀ - Semiഀ ഀ 1517ഀ 01:33:42,708 --> 01:33:45,625ഀ Vicky, could you keep anഀ eye on my friend, please?ഀ ഀ 1518ഀ 01:33:45,625 --> 01:33:47,167ഀ He's very depressed.ഀ ഀ 1519ഀ 01:33:47,167 --> 01:33:51,499ഀ Sweetheart, why so sad?ഀ - Married, thank you.ഀ ഀ 1520ഀ 01:34:00,208 --> 01:34:01,791ഀ Almost done.ഀ ഀ 1521ഀ 01:34:02,417 --> 01:34:05,541ഀ Just two more minutes.ഀ One more minute.ഀ ഀ 1522ഀ 01:34:06,167 --> 01:34:10,249ഀ Yeah. So what were you saying?ഀ ഀ 1523ഀ 01:34:12,417 --> 01:34:15,791ഀ So. Suddenly,ഀ in the middle of the jungleഀ ഀ 1524ഀ 01:34:16,792 --> 01:34:17,917ഀ Oh man!ഀ ഀ 1525ഀ 01:34:17,917 --> 01:34:19,541ഀ Sorry!ഀ ഀ 1526ഀ 01:34:21,083 --> 01:34:23,708ഀ And I left poor Montu alone for this?ഀ ഀ 1527ഀ 01:34:23,708 --> 01:34:24,999ഀ Flight detailsഀ ഀ 1528ഀ 01:34:28,083 --> 01:34:29,458ഀ Almost done.ഀ ഀ 1529ഀ 01:34:29,458 --> 01:34:30,499ഀ Done.ഀ ഀ 1530ഀ 01:34:32,042 --> 01:34:34,708ഀ So, tell me.ഀ - Forget it.ഀ ഀ 1531ഀ 01:34:34,708 --> 01:34:36,750ഀ Oh come on, tell me.ഀ ഀ 1532ഀ 01:34:36,750 --> 01:34:38,707ഀ I'm listening. Really!ഀ ഀ 1533ഀ 01:34:41,417 --> 01:34:45,500ഀ Okay, so suddenly,ഀ in the middle of the jungle,ഀ ഀ 1534ഀ 01:34:45,500 --> 01:34:48,874ഀ ..a tiger? Or a bear?ഀ ഀ 1535ഀ 01:34:50,375 --> 01:34:52,167ഀ Dinosaur?ഀ ഀ 1536ഀ 01:34:52,167 --> 01:34:54,167ഀ Okay, let's say it was an elephant.ഀ ഀ 1537ഀ 01:34:54,167 --> 01:34:56,374ഀ Suddenly he saw that an ele...ഀ ഀ 1538ഀ 01:34:59,167 --> 01:35:00,292ഀ Yudi, my phone!ഀ ഀ 1539ഀ 01:35:00,292 --> 01:35:02,791ഀ Yudi..ഀ Yudi, I need theഀ ഀ 1540ഀ 01:35:08,000 --> 01:35:09,041ഀ I'm sorry.ഀ ഀ 1541ഀ 01:35:23,375 --> 01:35:24,457ഀ Sorry!ഀ ഀ 1542ഀ 01:35:28,708 --> 01:35:30,624ഀ No! No!ഀ ഀ 1543ഀ 01:36:14,083 --> 01:36:16,125ഀ Did this belong toഀ one of your ex-girlfriends?ഀ ഀ 1544ഀ 01:36:16,125 --> 01:36:17,792ഀ But she's not here.ഀ You can wear them.ഀ ഀ 1545ഀ 01:36:17,792 --> 01:36:19,958ഀ No, I don't want them.ഀ ഀ 1546ഀ 01:36:19,958 --> 01:36:21,500ഀ Fine, you come out as you are.ഀ ഀ 1547ഀ 01:36:21,500 --> 01:36:23,416ഀ I love a naked girl in my bedroom.ഀ ഀ 1548ഀ 01:36:31,792 --> 01:36:33,083ഀ What's all this?ഀ ഀ 1549ഀ 01:36:33,083 --> 01:36:35,999ഀ Don't touch anything, please!ഀ ഀ 1550ഀ 01:36:41,667 --> 01:36:45,000ഀ Wow! You wrote these?ഀ ഀ 1551ഀ 01:36:45,000 --> 01:36:48,166ഀ Yes. Once upon a time,ഀ I used to be a writer.ഀ ഀ 1552ഀ 01:36:54,042 --> 01:36:57,333ഀ Why haven't you completed any of it?ഀ - Couldn't find happy endings.ഀ ഀ 1553ഀ 01:36:57,333 --> 01:37:00,125ഀ Not every story needs a happy ending.ഀ ഀ 1554ഀ 01:37:00,125 --> 01:37:01,416ഀ Not bad.ഀ ഀ 1555ഀ 01:37:02,000 --> 01:37:03,417ഀ You do work hard.ഀ ഀ 1556ഀ 01:37:03,417 --> 01:37:04,750ഀ It's bad for my image.ഀ ഀ 1557ഀ 01:37:04,750 --> 01:37:07,250ഀ Keep them back, please.ഀ - Fine.ഀ ഀ 1558ഀ 01:37:07,250 --> 01:37:09,832ഀ And please don't tell anyone.ഀ ഀ 1559ഀ 01:37:17,292 --> 01:37:21,083ഀ Can you play,ഀ or is it just to strike a pose?ഀ ഀ 1560ഀ 01:37:21,083 --> 01:37:23,958ഀ Of course. I'm not a total fake.ഀ ഀ 1561ഀ 01:37:23,958 --> 01:37:26,041ഀ Really? I wonder.ഀ ഀ 1562ഀ 01:37:28,250 --> 01:37:31,708ഀ Actually,ഀ I always wanted to be a rockstar.ഀ ഀ 1563ഀ 01:37:31,708 --> 01:37:33,832ഀ Yeah, I've heard that story.ഀ ഀ 1564ഀ 01:37:35,125 --> 01:37:38,167ഀ So sing something.ഀ - Now?ഀ ഀ 1565ഀ 01:37:38,167 --> 01:37:40,958ഀ No. I feel shy.ഀ ഀ 1566ഀ 01:37:40,958 --> 01:37:43,500ഀ Why? Don't know how?ഀ ഀ 1567ഀ 01:37:43,500 --> 01:37:46,583ഀ I'm a legend.ഀ The world just never got it.ഀ ഀ 1568ഀ 01:37:46,583 --> 01:37:47,916ഀ Really?ഀ ഀ 1569ഀ 01:37:49,167 --> 01:37:50,666ഀ Ready?ഀ ഀ 1570ഀ 01:38:00,750 --> 01:38:02,917ഀ Wow!ഀ - I wrote that song in..ഀ ഀ 1571ഀ 01:38:02,917 --> 01:38:04,916ഀ Okay, it's Led Zeppelin.ഀ ഀ 1572ഀ 01:38:05,917 --> 01:38:09,749ഀ Yeah. But seriously. Anything.ഀ ഀ 1573ഀ 01:38:10,917 --> 01:38:15,083ഀ "I was 16... and she was beautiful.."ഀ ഀ 1574ഀ 01:38:15,083 --> 01:38:18,332ഀ And I bought thisഀ guitar to impress her.ഀ ഀ 1575ഀ 01:38:19,125 --> 01:38:20,792ഀ Very impressed.ഀ - Thank you.ഀ ഀ 1576ഀ 01:38:20,792 --> 01:38:23,542ഀ So... was she impressed?ഀ - No.ഀ ഀ 1577ഀ 01:38:23,542 --> 01:38:26,042ഀ And I bought thisഀ guitar for no reason.ഀ ഀ 1578ഀ 01:38:26,042 --> 01:38:27,042ഀ Funny.ഀ ഀ 1579ഀ 01:38:27,042 --> 01:38:29,791ഀ Okay, seriously.ഀ - Seriously.ഀ ഀ 1580ഀ 01:38:34,083 --> 01:38:36,542ഀ I don't remember it, butഀ - But.ഀ ഀ 1581ഀ 01:38:36,542 --> 01:38:38,332ഀ What are the words?ഀ ഀ 1582ഀ 01:38:42,125 --> 01:38:45,167ഀ "It was in one of the drawers."ഀ ഀ 1583ഀ 01:38:45,167 --> 01:38:48,000ഀ "It was right here...ഀ but now it's lost."ഀ ഀ 1584ഀ 01:38:48,000 --> 01:38:51,000ഀ "It shouldn't have happened."ഀ ഀ 1585ഀ 01:38:51,000 --> 01:38:53,958ഀ "My heart's gone missing."ഀ ഀ 1586ഀ 01:38:53,958 --> 01:38:57,083ഀ "My senses were a bit dusty."ഀ ഀ 1587ഀ 01:38:57,083 --> 01:39:00,000ഀ "That was my only fault."ഀ ഀ 1588ഀ 01:39:00,000 --> 01:39:03,042ഀ "Let it be... what's gone, is gone."ഀ ഀ 1589ഀ 01:39:03,042 --> 01:39:05,042ഀ "It was useless anyway."ഀ ഀ 1590ഀ 01:39:05,042 --> 01:39:09,749ഀ "Welcome... my beloved."ഀ ഀ 1591ഀ 01:39:10,875 --> 01:39:13,417ഀ "My heart...ഀ - It's your punishment."ഀ ഀ 1592ഀ 01:39:13,417 --> 01:39:16,749ഀ Are you sure you can't stay for fewഀ more days? - I wish I could!ഀ ഀ 1593ഀ 01:39:17,833 --> 01:39:23,250ഀ "Welcome... my beloved."ഀ ഀ 1594ഀ 01:39:23,250 --> 01:39:28,499ഀ "Welcome... my beloved."ഀ ഀ 1595ഀ 01:39:29,000 --> 01:39:35,208ഀ "Welcome... my beloved."ഀ ഀ 1596ഀ 01:39:35,208 --> 01:39:39,291ഀ "Welcome... my beloved."ഀ ഀ 1597ഀ 01:39:50,333 --> 01:39:51,457ഀ Aanchal.ഀ ഀ 1598ഀ 01:39:53,042 --> 01:39:54,082ഀ Yeah?ഀ ഀ 1599ഀ 01:39:55,125 --> 01:39:56,666ഀ You know?ഀ ഀ 1600ഀ 01:39:59,875 --> 01:40:01,166ഀ Yeah?ഀ ഀ 1601ഀ 01:40:13,667 --> 01:40:15,041ഀ When are you back?ഀ ഀ 1602ഀ 01:40:17,083 --> 01:40:18,249ഀ I don't know.ഀ ഀ 1603ഀ 01:40:19,000 --> 01:40:20,249ഀ I have no plans.ഀ ഀ 1604ഀ 01:40:21,583 --> 01:40:25,582ഀ Do you have any plans of comingഀ to India? - Not right now.ഀ ഀ 1605ഀ 01:40:26,292 --> 01:40:28,874ഀ But I will, one day.ഀ ഀ 1606ഀ 01:40:30,958 --> 01:40:31,999ഀ Okay.ഀ ഀ 1607ഀ 01:40:32,792 --> 01:40:35,999ഀ Thanks, for everything.ഀ ഀ 1608ഀ 01:40:39,042 --> 01:40:40,207ഀ I had fun.ഀ ഀ 1609ഀ 01:40:49,708 --> 01:40:53,624ഀ So I'll see you tomorrowഀ before I leave, right?ഀ ഀ 1610ഀ 01:40:54,708 --> 01:40:56,916ഀ I have to meet Armaan.ഀ ഀ 1611ഀ 01:40:57,458 --> 01:40:58,125ഀ Deadlinesഀ ഀ 1612ഀ 01:40:58,125 --> 01:41:01,083ഀ You know how it is.ഀ - I know. No problem.ഀ ഀ 1613ഀ 01:41:01,083 --> 01:41:03,291ഀ I'll try.ഀ - It's okay.ഀ ഀ 1614ഀ 01:41:06,500 --> 01:41:08,999ഀ So bye, I guess?ഀ ഀ 1615ഀ 01:41:25,625 --> 01:41:26,666ഀ Bye.ഀ ഀ 1616ഀ 01:41:59,625 --> 01:42:03,125ഀ That turned out such an anti-climax.ഀ - It's correct.ഀ ഀ 1617ഀ 01:42:03,125 --> 01:42:05,624ഀ We decided not toഀ complicate the situation.ഀ ഀ 1618ഀ 01:42:06,292 --> 01:42:09,999ഀ But you want her to come back.ഀ ഀ 1619ഀ 01:42:24,917 --> 01:42:26,500ഀ Why haven't you answered your phone?ഀ ഀ 1620ഀ 01:42:26,500 --> 01:42:28,333ഀ Sorry, must be somewhere inside.ഀ ഀ 1621ഀ 01:42:28,333 --> 01:42:29,833ഀ What are you doing here?ഀ ഀ 1622ഀ 01:42:29,833 --> 01:42:32,500ഀ Where's your husband?ഀ - I left him!ഀ ഀ 1623ഀ 01:42:32,500 --> 01:42:35,042ഀ What? For me?ഀ - Shut up!ഀ ഀ 1624ഀ 01:42:35,042 --> 01:42:39,708ഀ I'm not leaving until he comes hereഀ and apologizes lo me.ഀ ഀ 1625ഀ 01:42:39,708 --> 01:42:42,292ഀ That could take weeks!ഀ - So is that a problem?ഀ ഀ 1626ഀ 01:42:42,292 --> 01:42:44,207ഀ That's fine. That's fine.ഀ ഀ 1627ഀ 01:42:46,250 --> 01:42:49,624ഀ I'll take your bed,ഀ you take the couch, okay?ഀ ഀ 1628ഀ 01:42:50,625 --> 01:42:54,250ഀ Actually, I have a backache. Thatഀ bed is specifically designed for me.ഀ ഀ 1629ഀ 01:42:54,250 --> 01:42:57,916ഀ Yudi, I've only heard this crapഀ a few million limes.ഀ ഀ 1630ഀ 01:42:58,667 --> 01:43:02,416ഀ Besides, you could sleep on theഀ floor, it's really good for the back.ഀ ഀ 1631ഀ 01:43:04,583 --> 01:43:09,375ഀ So basically, the first timeഀ I feel something for a girl..ഀ ഀ 1632ഀ 01:43:09,375 --> 01:43:12,082ഀ And she's leaving.ഀ - Oh my God!ഀ ഀ 1633ഀ 01:43:12,958 --> 01:43:16,333ഀ You're in love with her.ഀ - I don't know if it's love.ഀ ഀ 1634ഀ 01:43:16,333 --> 01:43:18,208ഀ That's your problem.ഀ ഀ 1635ഀ 01:43:18,208 --> 01:43:20,833ഀ You never accept your feelings.ഀ ഀ 1636ഀ 01:43:20,833 --> 01:43:21,875ഀ If you go on like thisഀ ഀ 1637ഀ 01:43:21,875 --> 01:43:24,249ഀ ..you'll slay alone all your life.ഀ ഀ 1638ഀ 01:43:24,917 --> 01:43:27,082ഀ Anyway, can I ask you something?ഀ ഀ 1639ഀ 01:43:28,542 --> 01:43:31,167ഀ Can you live without her?ഀ - Of course.ഀ ഀ 1640ഀ 01:43:31,167 --> 01:43:32,917ഀ I can live without anyone.ഀ ഀ 1641ഀ 01:43:32,917 --> 01:43:34,374ഀ I don't need anybody.ഀ ഀ 1642ഀ 01:43:36,833 --> 01:43:38,542ഀ Let me put it in a different way.ഀ ഀ 1643ഀ 01:43:38,542 --> 01:43:41,916ഀ Will you miss her if she leaves?ഀ ഀ 1644ഀ 01:43:46,167 --> 01:43:47,833ഀ Maybe.ഀ - That's it. It's love.ഀ ഀ 1645ഀ 01:43:47,833 --> 01:43:49,333ഀ This is love?ഀ ഀ 1646ഀ 01:43:49,333 --> 01:43:51,750ഀ Well, not for the rest of the world.ഀ ഀ 1647ഀ 01:43:51,750 --> 01:43:55,124ഀ But for your standards,ഀ this is enough.ഀ ഀ 1648ഀ 01:43:56,667 --> 01:44:00,083ഀ Since it's established you'reഀ in love-ish with her.. - But we..ഀ ഀ 1649ഀ 01:44:00,083 --> 01:44:03,374ഀ Shih! I think now that it's clear.ഀ ഀ 1650ഀ 01:44:04,083 --> 01:44:05,874ഀ You should go tell her.ഀ ഀ 1651ഀ 01:44:06,417 --> 01:44:07,666ഀ Seriously, Yudi.ഀ ഀ 1652ഀ 01:44:08,292 --> 01:44:13,332ഀ Slop living your life like a comedy.ഀ Live it like a love story.ഀ ഀ 1653ഀ 01:44:14,292 --> 01:44:16,832ഀ Kickass line.ഀ I should write that down.ഀ ഀ 1654ഀ 01:44:17,792 --> 01:44:19,917ഀ My kick and you're fool!ഀ ഀ 1655ഀ 01:44:19,917 --> 01:44:21,792ഀ You're in love!ഀ ഀ 1656ഀ 01:44:21,792 --> 01:44:23,874ഀ Mommy.ഀ - Oh, honey.ഀ ഀ 1657ഀ 01:44:32,000 --> 01:44:34,125ഀ Come here.ഀ Come here, honey.ഀ ഀ 1658ഀ 01:44:34,125 --> 01:44:35,374ഀ You okay?ഀ ഀ 1659ഀ 01:44:51,542 --> 01:44:53,042ഀ Look who's here?ഀ ഀ 1660ഀ 01:44:53,042 --> 01:44:55,124ഀ Daddy's here!ഀ ഀ 1661ഀ 01:44:56,292 --> 01:44:58,417ഀ Okay, come on,ഀ let's give you your bag.ഀ ഀ 1662ഀ 01:44:58,417 --> 01:44:59,750ഀ Come on, honey.ഀ ഀ 1663ഀ 01:44:59,750 --> 01:45:01,667ഀ Come on!ഀ - Daddy!ഀ ഀ 1664ഀ 01:45:01,667 --> 01:45:02,957ഀ Daddy!ഀ ഀ 1665ഀ 01:45:03,917 --> 01:45:06,666ഀ Take care, okay?ഀ ഀ 1666ഀ 01:45:08,500 --> 01:45:09,999ഀ Listen, Divya.ഀ ഀ 1667ഀ 01:45:12,000 --> 01:45:14,041ഀ I know I hurt you bad.ഀ ഀ 1668ഀ 01:45:15,208 --> 01:45:16,874ഀ I never said this properly.ഀ ഀ 1669ഀ 01:45:19,375 --> 01:45:20,582ഀ But I'm really sorry.ഀ ഀ 1670ഀ 01:45:23,458 --> 01:45:25,374ഀ Can you say that again, please?ഀ ഀ 1671ഀ 01:45:26,917 --> 01:45:28,541ഀ I really am sorry.ഀ ഀ 1672ഀ 01:45:29,500 --> 01:45:31,958ഀ It's okay, I wasn't any less, either.ഀ ഀ 1673ഀ 01:45:31,958 --> 01:45:32,958ഀ You know?ഀ ഀ 1674ഀ 01:45:32,958 --> 01:45:36,707ഀ Anyway, come here.ഀ - I'll get crushed.ഀ ഀ 1675ഀ 01:45:37,667 --> 01:45:39,624ഀ Come on. Give me a hug.ഀ ഀ 1676ഀ 01:45:46,708 --> 01:45:49,207ഀ You take care of yourself, okay?ഀ - You too.ഀ ഀ 1677ഀ 01:46:02,667 --> 01:46:03,916ഀ She's leaving.ഀ ഀ 1678ഀ 01:46:05,792 --> 01:46:07,999ഀ Aanchal.ഀ - I know.ഀ ഀ 1679ഀ 01:46:09,208 --> 01:46:12,583ഀ You think I shouldഀ - Yes, I think you should.ഀ ഀ 1680ഀ 01:46:12,583 --> 01:46:15,207ഀ The Airport Climax never fails.ഀ ഀ 1681ഀ 01:46:15,833 --> 01:46:18,583ഀ What rubbish!ഀ - That's how the world works.ഀ ഀ 1682ഀ 01:46:18,583 --> 01:46:20,542ഀ Don't try to change the rules.ഀ ഀ 1683ഀ 01:46:20,542 --> 01:46:22,500ഀ Look, no one knows why..ഀ ഀ 1684ഀ 01:46:22,500 --> 01:46:24,833ഀ but, the Airportഀ Climax Scene always works.ഀ ഀ 1685ഀ 01:46:24,833 --> 01:46:26,875ഀ But they won't let me inside.ഀ ഀ 1686ഀ 01:46:26,875 --> 01:46:29,166ഀ Buy a cheap ticket to somewhere.ഀ ഀ 1687ഀ 01:46:30,750 --> 01:46:34,582ഀ I could always call and stop her.ഀ - That'll just kill the effect.ഀ ഀ 1688ഀ 01:46:47,000 --> 01:46:48,541ഀ Nonsense!ഀ ഀ 1689ഀ 01:47:06,250 --> 01:47:08,999ഀ Sir.ഀ - Be back in a minute, buddy.ഀ ഀ 1690ഀ 01:47:46,500 --> 01:47:47,958ഀ Look at that guy.ഀ ഀ 1691ഀ 01:47:47,958 --> 01:47:49,541ഀ Driving like an maniac.ഀ ഀ 1692ഀ 01:47:51,333 --> 01:47:54,333ഀ And people blame us taxi drivers.ഀ ഀ 1693ഀ 01:47:54,333 --> 01:47:56,166ഀ As if the road isഀ his father's property.ഀ ഀ 1694ഀ 01:47:59,917 --> 01:48:01,416ഀ Hey!ഀ ഀ 1695ഀ 01:48:02,833 --> 01:48:06,375ഀ Stop the cab!ഀ - Stupid Indian!ഀ ഀ 1696ഀ 01:48:06,375 --> 01:48:07,875ഀ Stop the cab!ഀ ഀ 1697ഀ 01:48:07,875 --> 01:48:10,332ഀ I'll show you who'sഀ the real Michael Schumacher!ഀ ഀ 1698ഀ 01:48:17,167 --> 01:48:18,792ഀ Aanchallഀ ഀ 1699ഀ 01:48:18,792 --> 01:48:20,124ഀ Aanchallഀ ഀ 1700ഀ 01:48:22,708 --> 01:48:24,958ഀ You?ഀ - Tell him to stop.ഀ ഀ 1701ഀ 01:48:24,958 --> 01:48:28,457ഀ What are you doing here?!ഀ - Tell that moron to stop!ഀ ഀ 1702ഀ 01:48:29,542 --> 01:48:32,167ഀ Careful, you might hurt someone.ഀ - No, madam.ഀ ഀ 1703ഀ 01:48:32,167 --> 01:48:33,417ഀ We will win this race.ഀ ഀ 1704ഀ 01:48:33,417 --> 01:48:36,250ഀ What is he doing?ഀ - I know him. Stop!ഀ ഀ 1705ഀ 01:48:36,250 --> 01:48:38,333ഀ Stop!ഀ - You know this fool?ഀ ഀ 1706ഀ 01:48:38,333 --> 01:48:40,042ഀ Yes! Please stop the car.ഀ ഀ 1707ഀ 01:48:40,042 --> 01:48:42,999ഀ You could've said this before.ഀ ഀ 1708ഀ 01:48:56,667 --> 01:48:59,458ഀ What are you doing here?ഀ ഀ 1709ഀ 01:48:59,458 --> 01:49:00,957ഀ I've got something to tell you.ഀ ഀ 1710ഀ 01:49:01,958 --> 01:49:02,999ഀ Please don't.ഀ ഀ 1711ഀ 01:49:04,500 --> 01:49:07,624ഀ You don't even know what I'm goingഀ to say. - I don't want to know.ഀ ഀ 1712ഀ 01:49:08,583 --> 01:49:09,917ഀ You won't even give me a chance?ഀ ഀ 1713ഀ 01:49:09,917 --> 01:49:11,582ഀ Don't ruin it, Yudi.ഀ ഀ 1714ഀ 01:49:18,083 --> 01:49:22,957ഀ Really?ഀ - It's easier said than done.ഀ ഀ 1715ഀ 01:49:24,000 --> 01:49:27,082ഀ And we don't believeഀ in all this, right.ഀ ഀ 1716ഀ 01:49:28,083 --> 01:49:30,082ഀ No falling in love, remember?ഀ ഀ 1717ഀ 01:49:31,167 --> 01:49:32,999ഀ But I can change.ഀ ഀ 1718ഀ 01:49:33,667 --> 01:49:34,707ഀ Maybeഀ ഀ 1719ഀ 01:49:35,917 --> 01:49:38,416ഀ I'm not just talking about you.ഀ ഀ 1720ഀ 01:49:41,958 --> 01:49:43,582ഀ Lam not ready for this, Yudi.ഀ ഀ 1721ഀ 01:49:44,083 --> 01:49:47,082ഀ And I know you aren't either.ഀ ഀ 1722ഀ 01:49:49,375 --> 01:49:51,250ഀ Trust me on this.ഀ ഀ 1723ഀ 01:49:51,250 --> 01:49:53,291ഀ You'll thank me for this later.ഀ ഀ 1724ഀ 01:49:59,708 --> 01:50:01,582ഀ We'll still be friends.ഀ ഀ 1725ഀ 01:50:20,250 --> 01:50:23,041ഀ "Boasts all the time."ഀ ഀ 1726ഀ 01:50:24,500 --> 01:50:27,374ഀ "But turns out to be a dud."ഀ ഀ 1727ഀ 01:50:28,792 --> 01:50:31,666ഀ "Bad luck sent a gift."ഀ ഀ 1728ഀ 01:50:33,000 --> 01:50:35,999ഀ "But he was really happy to see it."ഀ ഀ 1729ഀ 01:50:37,250 --> 01:50:41,542ഀ "Even after hearingഀ his doom calling.."ഀ ഀ 1730ഀ 01:50:41,542 --> 01:50:47,041ഀ "...stupid fool asks what is that?"ഀ ഀ 1731ഀ 01:50:47,750 --> 01:50:52,417ഀ "Bro... you're such a pussycat."ഀ ഀ 1732ഀ 01:50:52,417 --> 01:50:56,375ഀ "A big oaf and spoil brat."ഀ ഀ 1733ഀ 01:50:56,375 --> 01:51:01,083ഀ "You've no reason to chat."ഀ ഀ 1734ഀ 01:51:01,083 --> 01:51:04,999ഀ "Bro... you're such a pussy... cat."ഀ ഀ 1735ഀ 01:51:23,958 --> 01:51:25,541ഀ What are you doing, Yudi?ഀ ഀ 1736ഀ 01:51:26,083 --> 01:51:27,666ഀ What's wrong with you?ഀ ഀ 1737ഀ 01:51:28,333 --> 01:51:29,957ഀ That's enough.ഀ ഀ 1738ഀ 01:51:41,250 --> 01:51:42,750ഀ Thank you for getting me here, Yudi.ഀ ഀ 1739ഀ 01:51:42,750 --> 01:51:44,792ഀ I'm so happy you'reഀ back in your senses.ഀ ഀ 1740ഀ 01:51:44,792 --> 01:51:48,000ഀ Your depression made my life boring.ഀ ഀ 1741ഀ 01:51:48,000 --> 01:51:51,082ഀ But yeah, how long willഀ I cry over one girl?ഀ ഀ 1742ഀ 01:51:56,250 --> 01:51:58,374ഀ Did I give her a dollar less?ഀ ഀ 1743ഀ 01:52:00,458 --> 01:52:02,374ഀ Let's do something wild.ഀ ഀ 1744ഀ 01:52:10,917 --> 01:52:12,082ഀ Don't answer!ഀ ഀ 1745ഀ 01:52:34,833 --> 01:52:36,291ഀ Oh!ഀ ഀ 1746ഀ 01:52:38,958 --> 01:52:40,792ഀ Oh, so what's wrong with him?ഀ - Unfortunatelyഀ ഀ 1747ഀ 01:52:40,792 --> 01:52:43,041ഀ he's had an anxiety attack.ഀ - Oh my God!ഀ ഀ 1748ഀ 01:52:48,500 --> 01:52:50,292ഀ Hey, Yudi.ഀ - Hi.ഀ ഀ 1749ഀ 01:52:50,292 --> 01:52:51,457ഀ What happened?ഀ ഀ 1750ഀ 01:52:53,750 --> 01:52:55,041ഀ I'm pregnant.ഀ ഀ 1751ഀ 01:52:55,750 --> 01:52:57,750ഀ Shoot!ഀ ഀ 1752ഀ 01:52:57,750 --> 01:52:59,917ഀ I'm so sorry.ഀ ഀ 1753ഀ 01:52:59,917 --> 01:53:02,042ഀ He's dying, isn't he?ഀ He's dying, right?ഀ ഀ 1754ഀ 01:53:02,042 --> 01:53:03,625ഀ If anything happens to him,ഀ I'll be all alone.ഀ ഀ 1755ഀ 01:53:03,625 --> 01:53:05,833ഀ No, Montu, he isn't dying.ഀ ഀ 1756ഀ 01:53:05,833 --> 01:53:07,957ഀ Then what happened?ഀ ഀ 1757ഀ 01:53:09,875 --> 01:53:11,457ഀ I'm pregnant with your child.ഀ ഀ 1758ഀ 01:53:12,417 --> 01:53:15,625ഀ Oops baby? How?ഀ ഀ 1759ഀ 01:53:15,625 --> 01:53:17,208ഀ What do you mean by how?ഀ ഀ 1760ഀ 01:53:17,208 --> 01:53:20,167ഀ What's going on? Why are all the womenഀ getting pregnant at the same time?ഀ ഀ 1761ഀ 01:53:20,167 --> 01:53:21,250ഀ Is this some kind of flu?ഀ ഀ 1762ഀ 01:53:21,250 --> 01:53:22,874ഀ Shut up, Montu. Please.ഀ ഀ 1763ഀ 01:53:24,792 --> 01:53:26,708ഀ Now we're really brothers.ഀ ഀ 1764ഀ 01:53:26,708 --> 01:53:29,749ഀ My wife and yourഀ Vishakha, are both pregnant.ഀ ഀ 1765ഀ 01:53:30,500 --> 01:53:31,750ഀ Didn't I always tell you, Yudi?ഀ ഀ 1766ഀ 01:53:31,750 --> 01:53:33,625ഀ No matter how manyഀ girls you fool around with..ഀ ഀ 1767ഀ 01:53:33,625 --> 01:53:35,874ഀ ..you'll end up marrying her.ഀ ഀ 1768ഀ 01:53:36,792 --> 01:53:38,875ഀ Relax, relax, I'm just joking.ഀ ഀ 1769ഀ 01:53:38,875 --> 01:53:40,374ഀ Relax.ഀ ഀ 1770ഀ 01:53:42,625 --> 01:53:45,500ഀ I love you, Yudi.ഀ You're my best friend.ഀ ഀ 1771ഀ 01:53:45,500 --> 01:53:47,874ഀ Please don't die!ഀ - Don't worry.ഀ ഀ 1772ഀ 01:53:50,833 --> 01:53:53,499ഀ You aren't wearing anything below?ഀ - No.ഀ ഀ 1773ഀ 01:54:02,292 --> 01:54:04,292ഀ So what are you going to do?ഀ ഀ 1774ഀ 01:54:04,292 --> 01:54:08,582ഀ Vishakha's pregnant,ഀ I can't abandon her now.ഀ ഀ 1775ഀ 01:54:11,292 --> 01:54:13,207ഀ I have to do the right thing.ഀ ഀ 1776ഀ 01:54:15,500 --> 01:54:18,000ഀ Let's try to get a hold of your life.ഀ ഀ 1777ഀ 01:54:18,000 --> 01:54:20,750ഀ You're going to marryഀ the girl you don't love..ഀ ഀ 1778ഀ 01:54:20,750 --> 01:54:22,707ഀ becauseഀ she's pregnant with your child.ഀ ഀ 1779ഀ 01:54:23,250 --> 01:54:26,583ഀ The girl you loved isഀ now the mother of three kidsഀ ഀ 1780ഀ 01:54:26,583 --> 01:54:30,250ഀ and stays at your placeഀ with her kids whenever she wants.ഀ ഀ 1781ഀ 01:54:30,250 --> 01:54:33,333ഀ And the girl you love now..ഀ ഀ 1782ഀ 01:54:33,333 --> 01:54:37,374ഀ Is treating you the exact same way youഀ treated all your girlfriends so far.ഀ ഀ 1783ഀ 01:54:38,750 --> 01:54:40,582ഀ Karma is being bitchy.ഀ ഀ 1784ഀ 01:54:42,042 --> 01:54:43,999ഀ So what's your point?ഀ ഀ 1785ഀ 01:54:44,708 --> 01:54:47,999ഀ There's no point.ഀ You're just screwed, that's all.ഀ ഀ 1786ഀ 01:54:49,875 --> 01:54:51,249ഀ Idiot!ഀ ഀ 1787ഀ 01:54:53,583 --> 01:55:00,875ഀ "They say love dwells in every heart."ഀ ഀ 1788ഀ 01:55:00,875 --> 01:55:06,874ഀ "Someone just needs to find it."ഀ ഀ 1789ഀ 01:55:08,542 --> 01:55:15,041ഀ "You never know whenഀ one falls in love."ഀ ഀ 1790ഀ 01:55:16,000 --> 01:55:22,042ഀ "When the eyes... meet."ഀ ഀ 1791ഀ 01:55:22,042 --> 01:55:25,708ഀ "The distance made me realize.."ഀ ഀ 1792ഀ 01:55:25,708 --> 01:55:29,499ഀ "..how close you're to me."ഀ ഀ 1793ഀ 01:55:56,750 --> 01:55:59,041ഀ Surprise!ഀ ഀ 1794ഀ 01:56:00,750 --> 01:56:03,874ഀ Happy birthday! Yudi cutiepie!ഀ ഀ 1795ഀ 01:56:05,292 --> 01:56:07,166ഀ I got him good!ഀ ഀ 1796ഀ 01:56:08,500 --> 01:56:10,332ഀ Everybody's here.ഀ ഀ 1797ഀ 01:56:12,375 --> 01:56:13,499ഀ Thanks.ഀ ഀ 1798ഀ 01:56:16,750 --> 01:56:19,999ഀ "Happy birthday to you!"ഀ ഀ 1799ഀ 01:56:31,000 --> 01:56:32,416ഀ She's nice.ഀ ഀ 1800ഀ 01:56:35,125 --> 01:56:36,291ഀ Okay.ഀ ഀ 1801ഀ 01:56:37,583 --> 01:56:38,624ഀ HI.ഀ ഀ 1802ഀ 01:56:39,500 --> 01:56:40,792ഀ Montu.ഀ ഀ 1803ഀ 01:56:40,792 --> 01:56:44,916ഀ I'm sure Yudi's told you about me.ഀ - Not really.ഀ ഀ 1804ഀ 01:56:45,750 --> 01:56:46,791ഀ Oh!ഀ ഀ 1805ഀ 01:56:49,875 --> 01:56:52,541ഀ Yudi and I have beenഀ BFFs for 15 years.ഀ ഀ 1806ഀ 01:56:53,042 --> 01:56:55,332ഀ Best Friends Forever.ഀ ഀ 1807ഀ 01:56:55,917 --> 01:56:57,166ഀ Oh!ഀ ഀ 1808ഀ 01:56:57,917 --> 01:56:59,832ഀ I was Yudi's GF.ഀ ഀ 1809ഀ 01:57:00,375 --> 01:57:03,707ഀ I'm F now, and will soon be W.ഀ ഀ 1810ഀ 01:57:05,250 --> 01:57:06,791ഀ We're very close.ഀ ഀ 1811ഀ 01:57:07,333 --> 01:57:10,499ഀ I mean close friends.ഀ ഀ 1812ഀ 01:57:11,417 --> 01:57:13,666ഀ Lam pregnant with his child.ഀ ഀ 1813ഀ 01:57:30,292 --> 01:57:31,832ഀ Hey-ഀ - Hey-ഀ ഀ 1814ഀ 01:57:40,250 --> 01:57:42,249ഀ Yudi pudie pie.ഀ ഀ 1815ഀ 01:57:42,833 --> 01:57:44,416ഀ I love you.ഀ ഀ 1816ഀ 01:57:51,583 --> 01:57:56,291ഀ You've never onceഀ said "l love you" to me.ഀ ഀ 1817ഀ 01:57:59,875 --> 01:58:03,541ഀ You know what?ഀ I don't want to marry you.ഀ ഀ 1818ഀ 01:58:04,792 --> 01:58:06,750ഀ Come on, Vishakha.ഀ - No.ഀ ഀ 1819ഀ 01:58:06,750 --> 01:58:11,000ഀ If you're marrying me out of pity,ഀ I don't want any of it.ഀ ഀ 1820ഀ 01:58:11,000 --> 01:58:14,374ഀ It's not pity, this is our kid.ഀ - Yudi..ഀ ഀ 1821ഀ 01:58:15,042 --> 01:58:16,332ഀ I'm not pregnant.ഀ ഀ 1822ഀ 01:58:17,833 --> 01:58:19,667ഀ I'm sorry? What?!ഀ ഀ 1823ഀ 01:58:19,667 --> 01:58:21,542ഀ I lied to you.ഀ ഀ 1824ഀ 01:58:21,542 --> 01:58:23,624ഀ What?!ഀ - I know.ഀ ഀ 1825ഀ 01:58:27,917 --> 01:58:29,792ഀ I'm having a panic attack again.ഀ ഀ 1826ഀ 01:58:29,792 --> 01:58:34,417ഀ But why? Why? - Becauseഀ I thought it was the only way.ഀ ഀ 1827ഀ 01:58:34,417 --> 01:58:36,292ഀ You'd have never said yes otherwise.ഀ ഀ 1828ഀ 01:58:36,292 --> 01:58:40,208ഀ But such a big lie?ഀ Have you lost your mind?ഀ ഀ 1829ഀ 01:58:40,208 --> 01:58:42,957ഀ Vishakha, that's just mean.ഀ ഀ 1830ഀ 01:58:44,458 --> 01:58:46,250ഀ You're crazy!ഀ ഀ 1831ഀ 01:58:46,250 --> 01:58:50,625ഀ You have a right to be angry.ഀ Say what you need to say.ഀ ഀ 1832ഀ 01:58:50,625 --> 01:58:54,624ഀ I could've got a heart attack.ഀ I could've died!ഀ ഀ 1833ഀ 01:58:55,167 --> 01:58:59,167ഀ Don't worry. You won't die so easily.ഀ ഀ 1834ഀ 01:58:59,167 --> 01:59:02,332ഀ You love yourself too much.ഀ ഀ 1835ഀ 01:59:22,083 --> 01:59:24,832ഀ I'll just mail it to you.ഀ - Don't worry about it.ഀ ഀ 1836ഀ 02:00:08,667 --> 02:00:12,167ഀ You should go to her.ഀ - And do what?ഀ ഀ 1837ഀ 02:00:12,167 --> 02:00:16,291ഀ Tell her that you love her.ഀ ഀ 1838ഀ 02:00:16,833 --> 02:00:18,292ഀ I've said it once already.ഀ ഀ 1839ഀ 02:00:18,292 --> 02:00:20,082ഀ You want me say it again?ഀ ഀ 1840ഀ 02:00:20,625 --> 02:00:22,667ഀ You'll have to say it from the heart.ഀ ഀ 1841ഀ 02:00:22,667 --> 02:00:25,707ഀ And prove you really love her.ഀ ഀ 1842ഀ 02:00:26,625 --> 02:00:28,333ഀ Prove to whom?ഀ ഀ 1843ഀ 02:00:28,333 --> 02:00:29,707ഀ Them.ഀ ഀ 1844ഀ 02:00:30,667 --> 02:00:33,457ഀ Who?ഀ - Them. Them.ഀ ഀ 1845ഀ 02:00:34,292 --> 02:00:35,333ഀ What?ഀ ഀ 1846ഀ 02:00:35,333 --> 02:00:39,833ഀ Prove to the whole world,ഀ the universeഀ ഀ 1847ഀ 02:00:39,833 --> 02:00:43,416ഀ ..that you've changed,ഀ and that you love this girl.ഀ ഀ 1848ഀ 02:00:43,917 --> 02:00:49,582ഀ But before that, you haveഀ to really change from the inside.ഀ ഀ 1849ഀ 02:00:51,250 --> 02:00:52,916ഀ How much more do I have to change?ഀ ഀ 1850ഀ 02:00:54,500 --> 02:00:56,583ഀ Change can't be measured.ഀ ഀ 1851ഀ 02:00:56,583 --> 02:00:59,457ഀ It can only be felt.ഀ ഀ 1852ഀ 02:01:06,542 --> 02:01:08,625ഀ In movies, this is so easyഀ ഀ 1853ഀ 02:01:08,625 --> 02:01:10,500ഀ Music does half the work..ഀ ഀ 1854ഀ 02:01:10,500 --> 02:01:12,792ഀ and everything's fineഀ in a minute or two.ഀ ഀ 1855ഀ 02:01:12,792 --> 02:01:15,749ഀ But there's no optionഀ for poetry in life.ഀ ഀ 1856ഀ 02:01:22,667 --> 02:01:25,708ഀ The last few years,ഀ I started many books..ഀ ഀ 1857ഀ 02:01:25,708 --> 02:01:27,708ഀ ..never finished even one.ഀ ഀ 1858ഀ 02:01:27,708 --> 02:01:30,833ഀ I was afraid thatഀ Ending should not be bad.ഀ ഀ 1859ഀ 02:01:30,833 --> 02:01:33,208ഀ See. I don't like endings.ഀ ഀ 1860ഀ 02:01:33,208 --> 02:01:36,374ഀ If I don't write endingഀ then at least hope remains.ഀ ഀ 1861ഀ 02:01:40,542 --> 02:01:45,916ഀ This time, I'll have toഀ commit to one story honestly.ഀ ഀ 1862ഀ 02:01:46,500 --> 02:01:48,458ഀ So What if I fail?ഀ ഀ 1863ഀ 02:01:48,458 --> 02:01:50,582ഀ At least I won't be scared anymore.ഀ ഀ 1864ഀ 02:01:51,750 --> 02:01:55,249ഀ Oh no. No. No.ഀ ഀ 1865ഀ 02:02:13,083 --> 02:02:15,250ഀ You actually wrote the script.ഀ ഀ 1866ഀ 02:02:15,250 --> 02:02:17,750ഀ I thought I'd have toഀ return their advance.ഀ ഀ 1867ഀ 02:02:17,750 --> 02:02:19,166ഀ I even got my cheque book.ഀ ഀ 1868ഀ 02:02:19,833 --> 02:02:22,583ഀ Remember, don't stare.ഀ ഀ 1869ഀ 02:02:22,583 --> 02:02:23,624ഀ Come.ഀ ഀ 1870ഀ 02:02:30,583 --> 02:02:32,582ഀ I said, don't stare.ഀ ഀ 1871ഀ 02:02:42,042 --> 02:02:43,082ഀ Hello.ഀ ഀ 1872ഀ 02:02:46,167 --> 02:02:47,417ഀ What's this?ഀ ഀ 1873ഀ 02:02:47,417 --> 02:02:48,582ഀ The script.ഀ ഀ 1874ഀ 02:03:02,083 --> 02:03:04,000ഀ Come narrate it to me.ഀ ഀ 1875ഀ 02:03:04,000 --> 02:03:05,750ഀ On the beach.ഀ ഀ 1876ഀ 02:03:05,750 --> 02:03:10,374ഀ He is convinced he'sഀ unable to finish the book..ഀ ഀ 1877ഀ 02:03:11,875 --> 02:03:15,541ഀ because he can never start it.ഀ Suddenlyഀ ഀ 1878ഀ 02:03:18,375 --> 02:03:24,542ഀ Suddenly, he realizes thatഀ silence is the best poem.ഀ ഀ 1879ഀ 02:03:24,542 --> 02:03:28,457ഀ And he wrote it downഀ ഀ 1880ഀ 02:03:32,250 --> 02:03:34,291ഀ Cut to wide!ഀ ഀ 1881ഀ 02:03:35,167 --> 02:03:38,250ഀ A red convertibleഀ enters in slow motion.ഀ ഀ 1882ഀ 02:03:38,250 --> 02:03:39,292ഀ And them.ഀ ഀ 1883ഀ 02:03:39,292 --> 02:03:42,374ഀ N Jimmy, jimmy, jimmy, jimmy,ഀ jimmy, jimmy, jimmy, jimmy, close!ഀ ഀ 1884ഀ 02:03:43,542 --> 02:03:45,917ഀ He wears his sunglasses,ഀ lights up his cigarette,ഀ ഀ 1885ഀ 02:03:45,917 --> 02:03:47,916ഀ A super hit song starts,ഀ ഀ 1886ഀ 02:03:48,542 --> 02:03:49,874ഀ That's the hero's reentry.ഀ ഀ 1887ഀ 02:03:51,167 --> 02:03:54,167ഀ In high speed, another redഀ convertible screeches to a halt.ഀ ഀ 1888ഀ 02:03:54,167 --> 02:03:56,917ഀ There's this stunningഀ beauty sitting inside.ഀ ഀ 1889ഀ 02:03:56,917 --> 02:03:58,208ഀ Cut to your close. Cut to her close.ഀ ഀ 1890ഀ 02:03:58,208 --> 02:03:59,708ഀ Cut to your close. Cut to her close.ഀ ഀ 1891ഀ 02:03:59,708 --> 02:04:02,542ഀ He's playing a song forഀ her on the guitar. Soft music!ഀ ഀ 1892ഀ 02:04:02,542 --> 02:04:05,458ഀ And it strikes a chordഀ in the girl's heart.ഀ ഀ 1893ഀ 02:04:05,458 --> 02:04:08,333ഀ She turns around,ഀ and it starts to rain.ഀ ഀ 1894ഀ 02:04:08,333 --> 02:04:11,625ഀ He's wandering around like a madman,ഀ missing her.ഀ ഀ 1895ഀ 02:04:11,625 --> 02:04:13,250ഀ Rain continues.ഀ ഀ 1896ഀ 02:04:13,250 --> 02:04:14,917ഀ He looks towards the sea and smiles.ഀ ഀ 1897ഀ 02:04:14,917 --> 02:04:17,332ഀ Methinks, one dayഀ ഀ 1898ഀ 02:04:17,833 --> 02:04:19,041ഀ One day.ഀ ഀ 1899ഀ 02:04:19,750 --> 02:04:21,042ഀ Then?ഀ ഀ 1900ഀ 02:04:21,042 --> 02:04:22,624ഀ What then?ഀ ഀ 1901ഀ 02:04:23,792 --> 02:04:26,000ഀ That's all I wrote.ഀ - What?ഀ ഀ 1902ഀ 02:04:26,000 --> 02:04:27,416ഀ Where's the ending?ഀ ഀ 1903ഀ 02:04:30,375 --> 02:04:32,374ഀ I haven't found the ending.ഀ ഀ 1904ഀ 02:04:33,083 --> 02:04:34,541ഀ I'm going in search of it.ഀ ഀ 1905ഀ 02:04:36,208 --> 02:04:43,667ഀ "l found it...ഀ - But I didn't know it."ഀ ഀ 1906ഀ 02:04:43,667 --> 02:04:50,124ഀ "Since I knew you..ഀ - I forgot everything else."ഀ ഀ 1907ഀ 02:04:51,292 --> 02:04:57,374ഀ "l found it...ഀ - But I didn't know it."ഀ ഀ 1908ഀ 02:04:58,125 --> 02:05:05,749ഀ "Since I knew you..ഀ - I forgot everything else."ഀ ഀ 1909ഀ 02:05:19,042 --> 02:05:21,333ഀ What do you want?ഀ - Aanchal.ഀ ഀ 1910ഀ 02:05:21,333 --> 02:05:24,541ഀ Ma'am. Someone hereto see you.ഀ ഀ 1911ഀ 02:05:26,500 --> 02:05:29,000ഀ So, what are you doing here?ഀ ഀ 1912ഀ 02:05:29,000 --> 02:05:32,792ഀ Well, I was in the neighborhood.ഀ So I thought I'd just say hi.ഀ ഀ 1913ഀ 02:05:32,792 --> 02:05:33,917ഀ Okay.ഀ ഀ 1914ഀ 02:05:33,917 --> 02:05:35,083ഀ Hello.ഀ ഀ 1915ഀ 02:05:35,083 --> 02:05:36,124ഀ HI.ഀ ഀ 1916ഀ 02:05:36,625 --> 02:05:39,958ഀ Are you done with your script?ഀ - Well, almost.ഀ ഀ 1917ഀ 02:05:39,958 --> 02:05:41,375ഀ I couldn't find the ending.ഀ ഀ 1918ഀ 02:05:41,375 --> 02:05:44,041ഀ That's why I'm here.ഀ - Oh.ഀ ഀ 1919ഀ 02:05:44,542 --> 02:05:46,207ഀ I thought you came here to see me.ഀ ഀ 1920ഀ 02:05:47,125 --> 02:05:50,207ഀ I have a few notes.ഀ - Of the climax?ഀ ഀ 1921ഀ 02:05:53,292 --> 02:05:54,624ഀ For you.ഀ ഀ 1922ഀ 02:05:55,417 --> 02:05:56,875ഀ Me?ഀ ഀ 1923ഀ 02:05:56,875 --> 02:06:00,042ഀ You said don't ruinഀ things by saying it.ഀ ഀ 1924ഀ 02:06:00,042 --> 02:06:01,666ഀ So I wrote it down.ഀ ഀ 1925ഀ 02:06:02,792 --> 02:06:05,917ഀ I'm a writer, after all.ഀ I need to read what I've written,ഀ ഀ 1926ഀ 02:06:05,917 --> 02:06:07,416ഀ .. to really understand.ഀ ഀ 1927ഀ 02:06:08,250 --> 02:06:09,499ഀ Read it.ഀ ഀ 1928ഀ 02:06:12,125 --> 02:06:16,542ഀ "If you want to learn how to swim,ഀ you have to jump into the water."ഀ ഀ 1929ഀ 02:06:16,542 --> 02:06:18,833ഀ "How long will Iഀ to sit in my boat scared of.."ഀ ഀ 1930ഀ 02:06:18,833 --> 02:06:20,750ഀ Okay, that's rubbish.ഀ ഀ 1931ഀ 02:06:20,750 --> 02:06:22,542ഀ It was just warm-up.ഀ ഀ 1932ഀ 02:06:22,542 --> 02:06:24,499ഀ It's nonsense.ഀ Read the next one.ഀ ഀ 1933ഀ 02:06:27,292 --> 02:06:30,916ഀ They say opposites attract.ഀ It's a lie.ഀ ഀ 1934ഀ 02:06:31,792 --> 02:06:34,667ഀ Everywhere, we lookഀ for a reflection of us.ഀ ഀ 1935ഀ 02:06:34,667 --> 02:06:38,707ഀ If you ever do find one,ഀ treasure it, keep it safe.ഀ ഀ 1936ഀ 02:06:44,583 --> 02:06:45,999ഀ Oh nonsense!ഀ ഀ 1937ഀ 02:06:46,667 --> 02:06:49,874ഀ The best line just flew away.ഀ - Sorry.ഀ ഀ 1938ഀ 02:06:50,542 --> 02:06:52,292ഀ You know, Aanchal.ഀ ഀ 1939ഀ 02:06:52,292 --> 02:06:55,292ഀ I'm not asking you to spendഀ the rest of your life with me.ഀ ഀ 1940ഀ 02:06:55,292 --> 02:06:57,500ഀ Who wants a lifelong commitment?ഀ ഀ 1941ഀ 02:06:57,500 --> 02:06:59,625ഀ Let's take a day at a time.ഀ ഀ 1942ഀ 02:06:59,625 --> 02:07:02,582ഀ We won't think about theഀ future or look at the past.ഀ ഀ 1943ഀ 02:07:03,417 --> 02:07:05,166ഀ We'll just take care of the present.ഀ ഀ 1944ഀ 02:07:07,500 --> 02:07:11,499ഀ And before you know it, we'dഀ have spent the rest of our livesഀ ഀ 1945ഀ 02:07:22,417 --> 02:07:23,457ഀ Aanchal.ഀ ഀ 1946ഀ 02:07:28,125 --> 02:07:29,332ഀ I loveഀ ഀ 1947ഀ 02:07:32,292 --> 02:07:33,875ഀ You okay?ഀ ഀ 1948ഀ 02:07:33,875 --> 02:07:35,375ഀ Yeah.ഀ ഀ 1949ഀ 02:07:35,375 --> 02:07:36,417ഀ Good.ഀ ഀ 1950ഀ 02:07:36,417 --> 02:07:40,749ഀ So, I said I love you.ഀ ഀ 1951ഀ 02:07:41,333 --> 02:07:42,874ഀ Do you have something to say?ഀ ഀ 1952ഀ 02:07:45,375 --> 02:07:46,749ഀ Thanks.ഀ ഀ 1953ഀ 02:07:48,625 --> 02:07:51,583ഀ Thanks? Are you serious?ഀ ഀ 1954ഀ 02:07:51,583 --> 02:07:55,791ഀ What? - I mean, it was hardഀ for me to say that l..ഀ ഀ 1955ഀ 02:08:00,667 --> 02:08:06,707ഀ "They say love dwellsഀ in every heart."ഀ ഀ 1956ഀ 02:08:08,125 --> 02:08:12,957ഀ "Someone just needs to find it."ഀ ഀ 1957ഀ 02:08:15,500 --> 02:08:19,417ഀ By the way you didn'tഀ answer my question.ഀ ഀ 1958ഀ 02:08:19,417 --> 02:08:21,958ഀ You said let's take a day at a time.ഀ ഀ 1959ഀ 02:08:21,958 --> 02:08:24,625ഀ So only today.ഀ We can think about tomorrow later.ഀ ഀ 1960ഀ 02:08:24,625 --> 02:08:26,041ഀ Oh really?ഀ ഀ 1961ഀ 02:08:27,458 --> 02:08:29,917ഀ Every story can have a happy ending.ഀ ഀ 1962ഀ 02:08:29,917 --> 02:08:32,082ഀ If you end it at the right time.ഀ ഀ 1963ഀ 02:08:32,917 --> 02:08:36,332ഀ For now, this is The End to my story.ഀ ഀ 1964ഀ 02:08:37,917 --> 02:08:42,583ഀ "l found it...ഀ ഀ 1965ഀ 02:08:42,583 --> 02:08:44,541ഀ I came all the wayഀ from America just for you.ഀ ഀ 1966ഀ 02:08:45,167 --> 02:08:47,791ഀ Even forever seemed likeഀ an hour waiting for you.ഀ ഀ 1967ഀ 02:08:48,375 --> 02:08:51,582ഀ Now, no one can separate us.ഀ ഀ 1968ഀ 02:08:52,208 --> 02:08:54,082ഀ I love you, baby doll.ഀ ഀ 1969ഀ 02:08:55,958 --> 02:08:57,249ഀ Aaand CUT!ഀ ഀ 1970ഀ 02:08:57,875 --> 02:08:59,999ഀ Mind-blowing, Armaanji. Superb!ഀ ഀ 1971ഀ 02:09:00,500 --> 02:09:03,000ഀ Did you understand what I said?ഀ - Not really.ഀ ഀ 1972ഀ 02:09:03,000 --> 02:09:04,708ഀ Come to the van, I'll explain it to you.ഀ ഀ 1973ഀ 02:09:04,708 --> 02:09:05,916ഀ Thanks.ഀ ഀ 1974ഀ 02:09:08,042 --> 02:09:11,625ഀ They should have casted Aliya.ഀ By paying ten million rupees or so more.ഀ ഀ 1975ഀ 02:09:11,625 --> 02:09:12,875ഀ She's a bit old.ഀ ഀ 1976ഀ 02:09:12,875 --> 02:09:15,958ഀ Excuse me,ഀ Sir, I didn't write that dialogue.ഀ ഀ 1977ഀ 02:09:15,958 --> 02:09:17,417ഀ What is he saying?ഀ ഀ 1978ഀ 02:09:17,417 --> 02:09:19,042ഀ First time, right?ഀ - But.ഀ ഀ 1979ഀ 02:09:19,042 --> 02:09:20,666ഀ It's okay.ഀ ഀ 1980ഀ 02:09:21,583 --> 02:09:24,250ഀ Superb, Sir. Superb.ഀ - Thanks.ഀ ഀ 1981ഀ 02:09:24,250 --> 02:09:25,832ഀ How was it?ഀ ഀ 1982ഀ 02:09:26,833 --> 02:09:28,041ഀ Nice.ഀ ഀ 1983ഀ 02:09:31,542 --> 02:09:33,124ഀ How are the dialogues coming?ഀ ഀ 1984ഀ 02:09:35,458 --> 02:09:36,417ഀ Kickass!ഀ ഀ 1985ഀ 02:09:36,417 --> 02:09:38,832ഀ "Boasts all the time."ഀ ഀ 1986ഀ 02:09:40,667 --> 02:09:43,166ഀ "But turns out to be a dud."ഀ ഀ 1987ഀ 02:09:44,917 --> 02:09:47,624ഀ "Bad luck sent a gift."ഀ ഀ 1988ഀ 02:09:49,208 --> 02:09:51,957ഀ "But he was really happy to see it."ഀ ഀ 1989ഀ 02:09:53,292 --> 02:09:57,750ഀ "Even after hearingഀ his doom calling.."ഀ ഀ 1990ഀ 02:09:57,750 --> 02:10:02,666ഀ "...stupid fool asks what is that?"ഀ ഀ 1991ഀ 02:10:03,833 --> 02:10:07,958ഀ "Bro... you're such a pussycat."ഀ ഀ 1992ഀ 02:10:07,958 --> 02:10:12,250ഀ "A big oaf and spoil brat."ഀ ഀ 1993ഀ 02:10:12,250 --> 02:10:15,749ഀ "You've no reason to chat."ഀ ഀ 1994ഀ 02:10:17,042 --> 02:10:20,957ഀ "Bro... you're such a pussy... cat."ഀ ഀ 1995ഀ 02:10:34,000 --> 02:10:40,791ഀ "l wonder what your destiny...ഀ has in store for you."ഀ ഀ 1996ഀ 02:10:42,875 --> 02:10:49,582ഀ "Son... you're stuck... in your own trap."ഀ ഀ 1997ഀ 02:10:51,375 --> 02:10:54,999ഀ "A little girl... bowled you over."ഀ ഀ 1998ഀ 02:10:55,625 --> 02:11:00,707ഀ "And you just held to your bat."ഀ ഀ 1999ഀ 02:11:01,708 --> 02:11:05,917ഀ "Bro... you're such a pussycat."ഀ ഀ 2000ഀ 02:11:05,917 --> 02:11:10,125ഀ "A big oaf and spoil brat."ഀ ഀ 2001ഀ 02:11:10,125 --> 02:11:13,582ഀ "You've no reason to chat."ഀ ഀ 2002ഀ 02:11:14,708 --> 02:11:19,083ഀ "Bro... you're such a pussy... cat."ഀ ഀ 2003ഀ 02:11:19,083 --> 02:13:24,082ഀ Hope it helped- bozxphd.ഀ ഀ ਍158944