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[upbeat music]
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ah! there you are.
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you good, ancestors?
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i don't want to think about
what nate and zari
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were doing in there to
make you fall off my wrist
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in the middle of the night.
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actually, after several rounds of me
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kicking your butt in "mortal kombat",
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you complained of your totem being...
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being too tight on my gaming arm.
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so i loosened it up a little.
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oh, thank goodness!
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that's why you spent the
night underneath the couch.
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oh.
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before you go, b,
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i have an important message.
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it's cool, g.
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we can skip my morning horoscope.
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running late for another team
meeting and misplacing my totem?
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couldn't be more obvious
that mercury's in retrograde.
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according to the temporal chronometer,
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today is your birthday.
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whoa. i'm a quarter century!
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happy birthday!
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okay!
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thanks to kayla's pod tracker,
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we have a new advantage in preventing
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displaced aliens from
screwing with the timeline.
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gideon, can you please run a scan?
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right away, co-captain sharpe.
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[electronic clicking]
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all right, well, i'm all in,
'cause mind-melding
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with that giant sandworm
left me with a nasty migraine.
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- but...
- [weapon powers up]
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i suped-up my pequeña amiga
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with a special surprise
for the next space vermin.
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no need for surprises, guys.
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uh, called it! shows up late,
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wearing the clothes that he slept in,
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but still had time for breakfast,
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which means i am out of bathroom
cleaning rotation for a month.
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- ugh.
- hey.
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yeah, no surprises,
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just slowly losing all
of our free will to astra.
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oh, good. 'cause who needs surprises
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when smoking a few bowls,
watching your favorite sitcom
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on bestflix with friends
and fam will do?
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mm, that sounds like
a very romantic evening
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for you and nate, but,
oh, yeah, that's right.
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we don't know which of
our totems he decided
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- to have his sleepover in.
- pardon me,
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but the pod's projected path
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is vancouver, british columbia, 2023.
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all right, everybody!
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put on your, uh, toques
and canada goose,
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because we are going
to the third-largest
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metropolitan area in canada!
[whispers] ah!
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[clears throat]
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oh, "raincouver", babe,
it was right there.
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but it made sense! it's, like...
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- it's okay.
- accurate information.
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oh, zari! you might
just wanna call nate.
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because even in the preventing business,
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we could still use all hands on deck.
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got it, girl.
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[engine powers up]
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[phone ringing]
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dad?
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dad, is that you? are you okay?
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yeah. why wouldn't i be?
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i need to see you right
now. where are you?
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uh, hold on! i keep losing track
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of my stupid portal thingy.
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i'll grab one.
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[exhales] not how i thought
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my day would go, but it's all good.
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the universe has bigger plans.
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what's so special about today?
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it's a day that only comes
around once a year.
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aw, cute affirmation.
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anyway, if these "baecations"
between nate and 1.0
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are gonna become the "ushe",
we need to work out a schedule.
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i did not sleep a wink this weekend
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because i was afraid he was just gonna
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sneak attack and pop out of the totem.
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look, i want nate
back today of all days.
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- hey, mick.
- hey, mick.
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but we don't know what's
going on in the totem.
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what if he's, you know,
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in flagrante delicto?
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okay, this is what i'm saying.
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do you not care that he's doing
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god knows what on your wrist?
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[sighs]
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[totems whirring]
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really? come on, guys.
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- oh, see this is what...
- i di... no!
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what?
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- oh! huh?
- yep. yeah.
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- did you... [suggestive noise]
- uh-huh.
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- yeah, you did.
- wow, hello, hi.
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- how's she doing?
- rory!
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you should see her.
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[electrical buzzing]
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[dramatic music]
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how long was i in that totem?
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[exciting synth music]
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♪ ♪
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- synced and corrected by firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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she's pregnant.
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uh, yeah, rory, we time-jumped to 2023.
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you opened a portal to lita's future.
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lita, honey! it's so good to see you.
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you look beautiful, congratulations!
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thanks, aunt ava.
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she's pregnant.
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it's family reunion time!
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yes, refereed by auntie ava.
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mick! you're gonna be a grandpappy!
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i can't believe you went
and got yourself knocked up!
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got myself knocked up?
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what do you call what you did with mom
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in my high school gym supply closet?
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- conceiving.
- really?
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i haven't see you in over a year,
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you don't answer any of my calls,
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and that's all you have to say?
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what the hell are you talking about?
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you know what, here i thought
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the worst had happened,
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and that my baby would never
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get to meet their grandfather,
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but it turns out i was only half right,
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because you're totally fine.
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and you're still the same mick rory.
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a deadbeat.
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ah... [clears throat]
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i am not a... i am not a deadbeat!
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come back here, young lady!
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yeah, okay, okay, okay.
maybe let's just try
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a little less shouting
and a lot more listening
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so that we can figure out
why you disappeared
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from your daughter's life, mick.
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i'm not shouting!
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[sighs]
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- okay, the pod should make landfall soon.
- _
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- [electronic bleeping]
- ish.
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[flicking lighter repeatedly]
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[jazzy rock music]
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♪ ♪
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wait.
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you guys here for the "bud stuy" taping?
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- here you go.
- what the... what?
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i knew that was imran saeed
in the back of that car!
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wait, who is imran saeed, and
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what is "bud stuy"?
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like you didn't already know
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it's my favorite sitcom
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created by the saeed brothers!
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- oh, right.
- gratitude overload.
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faking a mission and
pretending like you forgot
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today was my birthday
so you could spring
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"bud stuy" tickets on me?
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too good!
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[quirky music]
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gang!
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thank you for keeping it under wraps.
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it is so hard to pull this stuff off.
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- [laughs]
- um, actually...
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[giggles dismissively]
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yeah, it was all zari's idea.
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the pod tracker doesn't even work.
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we love you so much. happy birthday.
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yeah, so you better get
in there, birthday boy!
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before i change my mind.
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come on!
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[under breath] what have we done?
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[scoffs] wait, spooner!
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not you, come on.
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okay, the pod's further out this way.
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[bright music playing]
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what is so special about this show?
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it doesn't look popular.
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well, that's because it
only lasted two seasons.
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in high school, behrad
used to stay up all night,
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get high, and watch reruns on bestflix.
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[sighs] within pop culture,
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"bud stuy" had more of a cult following.
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oh. sounds like a lame cult.
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people with low ambition
going nowhere in life.
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- ooh.
- take it easy on b.
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it wasn't like any of us
were saving the world
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when we were in high school.
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i mean, technically, i was becoming
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a global brand and building
a fortune 500 company.
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[scoffs]
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but it's your birthday,
so who's keeping track?
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figured it was stressful enough having
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one global superstar in the fam-bam.
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"bud stuy's" charm was
that it wasn't trying
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to appeal to everyone.
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but it meant a lot to me.
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and wait till you see imran saeed.
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my all-time favorite actor.
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oh. show's startin'. time to get hype!
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whoo! yeah!
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pod should be entering our
atmosphere any minute now.
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[electronic beeping accelerates]
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speak of the devil.
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[explosion and hissing]
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"bud stuy" was filmed in front
of a live studio audience.
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[cheers and applause]
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[dynamic music]
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bro!
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- whoo!
- [laughter]
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i got a dj-ing gig. it's tonight!
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[audience cheers]
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[cheers and laughter]
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wait, aren't you supposed
to be working a shift
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at your parents' bakery tonight?
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no, no, no. my days
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of pimping jalebi to...
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both: hipsters in bushwick are over.
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i'm not missing out on spinning
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at little joshy steinberg's bar mitzvah.
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tonight he enters adulthood.
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as well as the 36 chambers
of the wu-tang clan.
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they're kids. just play something young
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and poppy and dumb, like dragon girl.
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- rude.
- damn.
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how are you gonna tell your
parents you're skipping work?
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oh, i'm gonna honestly explain
that i'm pursuing my passion.
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i have a dream. it's
up to me to follow it.
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and then i'm gonna get smacked.
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[thunderous rumbling]
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what do you think you're doing?
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preventing.
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[high-pitched whirring]
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[whooshing]
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[sighs] damn.
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sleeping gummies, reading
gummies, naughty gummies.
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you're really gonna get high?
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to tell your parents you're
quitting the family business
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to pursue dj-ing?
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- bismillah!
- [laughter]
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well, how else would i get through
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such a deep, meaningful conversation?
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[laughs]
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life's a trip!
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if you got the right
accoutrement for the ride.
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[laughs]
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this sounds like a terrible...
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this show is too niche.
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we need something to make it a mass hit.
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[loud crash]
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finally, something interesting
happens on this show.
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this is not supposed to happen.
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[electricity buzzing]
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[clattering]
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00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:42,927
- [alien squeaking]
- [audience awws]
261
00:09:42,932 --> 00:09:44,562
[alien warbling]
262
00:09:44,567 --> 00:09:47,565
[laughter and awws]
263
00:09:47,570 --> 00:09:49,200
[together] uhh...
264
00:09:49,205 --> 00:09:51,669
okay, am i tripping,
or did my personal stash
265
00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:53,938
get mixed up with the prop stash again?
266
00:09:53,943 --> 00:09:55,973
[alien warbles]
267
00:09:55,978 --> 00:09:57,775
go, go!
268
00:09:57,780 --> 00:09:59,143
[alien squeaks]
269
00:09:59,148 --> 00:10:01,212
[suspenseful music]
270
00:10:01,217 --> 00:10:03,281
[alien growls and cries]
271
00:10:03,286 --> 00:10:04,615
that was a classic!
272
00:10:04,620 --> 00:10:07,856
[laughter]
273
00:10:08,458 --> 00:10:10,021
and cut!
274
00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:12,090
[production bell rings]
275
00:10:12,095 --> 00:10:13,691
[cheers and applause]
276
00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:16,961
so this "surprise" is
really starting to give off
277
00:10:16,966 --> 00:10:19,864
an "improvised lie that backfired" vibe.
278
00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:21,666
- listen...
- it's cool!
279
00:10:21,671 --> 00:10:23,301
little tropey, but,
280
00:10:23,306 --> 00:10:25,837
guess we're doing a sitcom mission.
281
00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:28,339
[audience cheering]
282
00:10:28,344 --> 00:10:31,580
[suspenseful theremin music]
283
00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:36,864
hey, little guy.
284
00:10:36,869 --> 00:10:40,301
yeah, yeah, you. yeah,
the camera loves you.
285
00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:41,835
just come on over.
286
00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:43,404
[alien squeaks]
287
00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:44,872
come here, little guy.
288
00:10:44,877 --> 00:10:46,807
you're ruining one of
my favorite episodes.
289
00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:49,109
- [alien warbling]
- look, kam.
290
00:10:49,114 --> 00:10:51,211
i know we've had our
creative disagreements,
291
00:10:51,216 --> 00:10:54,381
but crashing the taping
with an animatronic alien?
292
00:10:54,386 --> 00:10:56,550
right.
293
00:10:56,555 --> 00:10:59,219
hey, buddy. come here.
294
00:10:59,224 --> 00:11:01,855
wow. lookit, it's so cute.
295
00:11:01,860 --> 00:11:04,291
[high-pitched screeching]
296
00:11:04,296 --> 00:11:06,260
it's okay, buddy. it's okay.
297
00:11:06,265 --> 00:11:10,331
- [chirps and whirs]
- there you go.
298
00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:13,100
well, this animatronic
alien is adorable.
299
00:11:13,105 --> 00:11:14,368
and the audience ate it up.
300
00:11:14,373 --> 00:11:16,004
so if we're ever gonna be
more than a cult show
301
00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:17,472
we need a gag that's
a little less foreign.
302
00:11:17,476 --> 00:11:20,474
less foreign? it's a
freakin' alien, man.
303
00:11:20,479 --> 00:11:22,676
- i want broader appeal.
- you want less muslim.
304
00:11:22,681 --> 00:11:24,478
you don't know what
religion the alien is.
305
00:11:24,483 --> 00:11:27,347
okay. this thing is freaking me out.
306
00:11:27,562 --> 00:11:29,593
the puppeteer is going really method,
307
00:11:29,598 --> 00:11:32,362
because this thing is way too lifelike.
308
00:11:32,367 --> 00:11:33,930
remember how we got here.
309
00:11:33,935 --> 00:11:35,732
i was your first audience.
310
00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:37,100
the one who encouraged you
311
00:11:37,105 --> 00:11:38,989
and drove you to all your stand-up gigs.
312
00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:42,059
have i ever steered you wrong before?
313
00:11:46,197 --> 00:11:48,027
can we at least reshoot the ending?
314
00:11:48,032 --> 00:11:49,829
hell, get some vfx money,
make that crash
315
00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:50,932
look a little more convincing?
316
00:11:50,936 --> 00:11:52,666
we'll fix it in post.
317
00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:55,339
[alien cooing]
318
00:11:57,975 --> 00:12:00,506
- [alien warbling]
- aw.
319
00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:03,309
that thing's adorable. see, spooner?
320
00:12:03,314 --> 00:12:05,211
uh, i think i'm gonna
need a smaller gun.
321
00:12:05,216 --> 00:12:07,246
hey! what are you still doing here?
322
00:12:07,251 --> 00:12:08,714
come on.
323
00:12:08,719 --> 00:12:10,716
oh! we're just...
324
00:12:10,721 --> 00:12:13,886
hi, buddy. how's it going?
325
00:12:13,891 --> 00:12:15,158
ow!
326
00:12:17,061 --> 00:12:18,624
you're no animatronic.
327
00:12:18,629 --> 00:12:21,260
[alien warbling]
328
00:12:21,265 --> 00:12:22,695
okay, mickey, i get that
329
00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,497
lita's pregnancy's unexpected, you know?
330
00:12:24,502 --> 00:12:26,300
it feels like only yesterday
that we were watching her
331
00:12:26,304 --> 00:12:28,134
grow up, but if i have learned anything
332
00:12:28,139 --> 00:12:29,536
co-captaining the team on this ship,
333
00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:31,637
it's that being a parent
is really just about
334
00:12:31,642 --> 00:12:33,773
being cool when things
aren't really that cool, yeah?
335
00:12:33,778 --> 00:12:35,474
okay, where are we at
with listening, mick?
336
00:12:35,479 --> 00:12:36,743
- [grunts loudly]
- captain sharpe.
337
00:12:36,747 --> 00:12:38,878
you want another try at
a sassy send-off attempt
338
00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,046
- for the record?
- no!
339
00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:41,952
ooh, why are we power walking?
340
00:12:44,367 --> 00:12:46,931
oh, look, she's studying.
341
00:12:46,936 --> 00:12:49,237
it's excellent, right?
342
00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:52,342
hmm. hi, lita, honey.
343
00:12:52,347 --> 00:12:54,511
see, she's still in school.
that's great, right, mick?
344
00:12:54,516 --> 00:12:56,413
yeah, i have a big test coming up
345
00:12:56,418 --> 00:12:59,349
in my intersectionality
and feminist activism class.
346
00:12:59,354 --> 00:13:02,052
- it's where i met niko.
- [gasps]
347
00:13:02,057 --> 00:13:06,356
you got knocked up by some
creep taking a class for women?
348
00:13:06,361 --> 00:13:08,124
let's see what else you've missed.
349
00:13:08,129 --> 00:13:10,960
i'm vegan. i'm over my sabbath phase.
350
00:13:10,965 --> 00:13:12,595
i'm more into fiona apple.
351
00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,731
and i'm donating all the money
you left me in the shed
352
00:13:14,736 --> 00:13:16,366
to aoc's future presidential run.
353
00:13:16,371 --> 00:13:17,868
wow.
354
00:13:18,273 --> 00:13:20,470
is there anything else
you wanna judge me for?
355
00:13:20,475 --> 00:13:22,505
you know what? why don't you tell us
356
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,941
how you and niko plan to raise the baby?
357
00:13:24,946 --> 00:13:27,644
we're cohabitating.
358
00:13:27,649 --> 00:13:31,654
the institution of marriage
is too inherently patriarchal.
359
00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:41,891
oh, stupid swollen fingers.
360
00:13:41,896 --> 00:13:44,465
- here.
- no, i got it.
361
00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:49,032
you know, uh, gideon could
have made you something.
362
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:51,001
yeah, well, i don't
have gideon at school
363
00:13:51,006 --> 00:13:53,570
just to make my life easier.
364
00:13:53,575 --> 00:13:57,741
and usually niko helps
me with this stuff.
365
00:13:57,746 --> 00:14:00,410
[sighs]
366
00:14:00,415 --> 00:14:04,481
okay. i am rational enough
367
00:14:04,486 --> 00:14:08,985
to accept defeat, hangry
enough to accept your help.
368
00:14:08,990 --> 00:14:14,195
you know, uh, some jars are
like old, stubborn bastards.
369
00:14:15,196 --> 00:14:17,894
they, uh, eventually open up.
370
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:20,134
[grunting]
371
00:14:21,603 --> 00:14:24,134
[exhales]
372
00:14:24,139 --> 00:14:27,470
tell me about niko.
373
00:14:27,475 --> 00:14:30,711
[sentimental music]
374
00:14:32,347 --> 00:14:34,544
ugh. would it have killed kamran
375
00:14:34,549 --> 00:14:37,714
to lock his office door so
the baby alien didn't escape?
376
00:14:37,719 --> 00:14:41,518
i can't believe you cut my sexy
totem time short for this.
377
00:14:41,523 --> 00:14:44,087
oh, by the way. she'd
kill me if i forgot,
378
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:45,188
she said, "hey".
379
00:14:45,193 --> 00:14:47,390
hm. that's sweet.
380
00:14:47,395 --> 00:14:48,992
hey, girl.
381
00:14:48,997 --> 00:14:53,063
what does she do in the totem,
for, like, you know, self-care?
382
00:14:53,068 --> 00:14:54,831
mostly be at peace.
383
00:14:54,836 --> 00:14:56,433
school the ancestors in poker,
384
00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:58,639
but mainly she wanted to talk about b.
385
00:14:59,174 --> 00:15:00,437
- really?
- yeah.
386
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:02,374
she wanted to know his current
hair length, is he dating,
387
00:15:02,378 --> 00:15:04,375
did he beat any of her high scores?
388
00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:06,122
and for whatever reason, she asked me
389
00:15:06,127 --> 00:15:07,878
to keep an eye on him tonight
to make sure he didn't
390
00:15:07,882 --> 00:15:10,713
party too hard... oh!
391
00:15:10,718 --> 00:15:12,582
- i just got it.
- of course,
392
00:15:12,587 --> 00:15:14,651
even though she's stuck
in mystical limbo,
393
00:15:14,656 --> 00:15:16,890
she didn't forget his birthday.
394
00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:22,926
there. you happy?
395
00:15:22,931 --> 00:15:25,261
yeah. maybe one with the both of us?
396
00:15:25,266 --> 00:15:27,297
i could snap it. long arms.
397
00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:29,837
behrad. let's go.
398
00:15:30,839 --> 00:15:32,369
you know, by catching this alien,
399
00:15:32,374 --> 00:15:34,070
we're actually preventing capitalism
400
00:15:34,075 --> 00:15:35,839
from creating another monster.
401
00:15:35,844 --> 00:15:37,741
yeah. a monster hit.
402
00:15:37,746 --> 00:15:39,309
you sound like zari.
403
00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:41,412
don't tell me you think
the baby alien's cute too.
404
00:15:41,416 --> 00:15:42,780
[scoffs] no, i don't think it's cute,
405
00:15:42,784 --> 00:15:45,048
but there is no accounting mass taste.
406
00:15:45,053 --> 00:15:46,883
look, no disrespect
to the past six years,
407
00:15:46,888 --> 00:15:48,918
but this is the biggest mission ever.
408
00:15:48,923 --> 00:15:51,187
i'm not gonna let this alien
ruin my favorite show.
409
00:15:51,192 --> 00:15:52,292
don't be so dramatic.
410
00:15:52,297 --> 00:15:53,962
all i'm saying is, your
sister's got a point.
411
00:15:53,966 --> 00:15:56,064
if it doesn't make money,
it doesn't make sense.
412
00:15:56,069 --> 00:15:59,067
[thumping]
413
00:15:59,072 --> 00:16:02,070
[mischievous music]
414
00:16:02,075 --> 00:16:06,280
♪ ♪
415
00:16:08,076 --> 00:16:10,477
you the new pa?
416
00:16:11,913 --> 00:16:13,743
- yeah.
- good.
417
00:16:13,748 --> 00:16:16,246
'cause all we have around here
are those little coffee pods.
418
00:16:16,251 --> 00:16:18,648
and we can't do that to mother earth.
419
00:16:18,653 --> 00:16:20,083
totally.
420
00:16:20,088 --> 00:16:23,590
- appareat coffeum.
- [magic warbling]
421
00:16:25,226 --> 00:16:26,956
well, don't be shy. get in there.
422
00:16:26,961 --> 00:16:29,592
maybe your hero knows where
his brother hid that thing.
423
00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:32,833
[plucky string music]
424
00:16:33,268 --> 00:16:34,998
astra logue, labor relations.
425
00:16:35,003 --> 00:16:39,008
don't mind me. i am just here
to observe your... labor.
426
00:16:39,574 --> 00:16:43,273
what if the baby alien
is in, like, alien witsec.
427
00:16:43,278 --> 00:16:45,542
hiding out on earth from the big bad
428
00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:47,777
that destroyed his home planet.
429
00:16:47,782 --> 00:16:50,914
sounds like a season of
backstory and mythology.
430
00:16:50,919 --> 00:16:52,015
just to pitch it,
431
00:16:52,020 --> 00:16:53,983
the baby alien was sent to earth
432
00:16:53,988 --> 00:16:55,685
on a rumspringa,
433
00:16:55,690 --> 00:16:59,088
and is just trying to find
the perfect party pad.
434
00:16:59,093 --> 00:17:02,859
that's just what we need.
more aliens on the show.
435
00:17:02,864 --> 00:17:06,129
i don't know if, uh, caffeine
is so good for the process.
436
00:17:06,134 --> 00:17:08,831
but i could get you something groovier
437
00:17:08,836 --> 00:17:10,633
to help get the creative juices flowing.
438
00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:13,102
- this guy knows what's up!
- [clears throat]
439
00:17:13,107 --> 00:17:14,904
oh, uh, bro. labor relations.
440
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:17,373
mr. saeed, where did your
brother stash the baby alien?
441
00:17:17,378 --> 00:17:19,375
you mean that stupid
puppet? i don't know.
442
00:17:19,380 --> 00:17:21,411
then we're done here. [snaps]
443
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:25,215
♪ ♪
444
00:17:25,220 --> 00:17:27,116
- any luck?
- negative.
445
00:17:27,121 --> 00:17:29,453
but i did get a peek behind the
curtain in the writer's room.
446
00:17:29,457 --> 00:17:32,789
trust me, you do not wanna know
how the sausage gets made.
447
00:17:32,794 --> 00:17:33,857
[alien chirping]
448
00:17:33,862 --> 00:17:36,493
oh, good. i think we found it.
449
00:17:36,498 --> 00:17:38,695
meet us by the stages.
450
00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:41,397
aw, hey, little guy.
451
00:17:41,402 --> 00:17:44,634
hey, i can promise you,
alien hybrid to alien,
452
00:17:44,639 --> 00:17:46,836
bananas, they're overrated.
453
00:17:46,841 --> 00:17:50,206
everything bagels,
this is where it's at.
454
00:17:50,211 --> 00:17:52,775
[alien warbling]
455
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:55,478
mm. yeah, you wanna try it?
456
00:17:55,483 --> 00:17:59,349
come on. here you go.
457
00:17:59,354 --> 00:18:01,618
- hey, i know.
- [grunts]
458
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:03,186
[sighs] let's get outta here.
459
00:18:03,191 --> 00:18:05,622
- [alien whimpering]
- [energy blasting]
460
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:09,158
hey, astra. i don't think he likes that.
461
00:18:09,163 --> 00:18:12,295
[alien warbling]
462
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:15,536
[alien screeching]
463
00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:20,909
- [screeching intensifies]
- uh!
464
00:18:21,843 --> 00:18:23,373
[groans]
465
00:18:23,378 --> 00:18:26,342
[high-pitched ringing]
466
00:18:26,347 --> 00:18:27,948
ah!
467
00:18:29,017 --> 00:18:31,518
[sighs] there you are.
468
00:18:33,688 --> 00:18:36,152
[clears throat] i'm
going to talk to props
469
00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:37,421
about leaving things lying around.
470
00:18:37,425 --> 00:18:40,156
- somebody could get hurt.
- [alien warbling]
471
00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:41,895
all: what?
472
00:18:44,682 --> 00:18:46,142
all right, rise and shine, everyone.
473
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:49,207
we need a new strategy. where is behrad?
474
00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:50,942
late. again.
475
00:18:50,947 --> 00:18:53,475
let's sweeten the pot
on the earlier bet.
476
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,244
if he doesn't show in
the next five minutes,
477
00:18:55,249 --> 00:18:58,049
loser becomes my
personal fluff and fold.
478
00:18:58,054 --> 00:19:00,885
relax, relax.
479
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,854
i'm right here.
480
00:19:02,859 --> 00:19:05,227
is that my brother?
481
00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:09,417
that's my pomade. i know
the sheen anywhere.
482
00:19:09,422 --> 00:19:11,352
communal bathroom, thought
it was up for grabs.
483
00:19:11,357 --> 00:19:13,588
and i just felt like shaking things up.
484
00:19:13,593 --> 00:19:15,891
i knew you had "leading
man" hair in you.
485
00:19:15,896 --> 00:19:17,259
all tarazis have the gene.
486
00:19:17,264 --> 00:19:19,661
okay, let's just show gary the...
487
00:19:19,666 --> 00:19:22,831
wow, it really is mesmerizing.
488
00:19:22,836 --> 00:19:24,570
thank you.
489
00:19:25,472 --> 00:19:27,035
ohh.
490
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,536
a gusarax!
491
00:19:28,541 --> 00:19:31,072
baby gus-gus! it's
got a nice ring to it.
492
00:19:31,077 --> 00:19:34,142
you're coining merchandisable
nicknames now?
493
00:19:34,147 --> 00:19:36,544
why was imran's brother able to grab gus
494
00:19:36,549 --> 00:19:39,314
without causing a category 5 tantrum?
495
00:19:39,319 --> 00:19:41,983
well, gusaraxes are
bonded to their parents
496
00:19:41,988 --> 00:19:43,551
during the, uh, developmental phase.
497
00:19:43,556 --> 00:19:47,789
so if, uh, gus-gus is
bonded to imran's brother,
498
00:19:47,794 --> 00:19:49,426
you'll have to get him
to bond with one of you,
499
00:19:49,430 --> 00:19:52,027
but, heh, good luck with that!
500
00:19:52,032 --> 00:19:53,829
they're attached to
their parents at the hip
501
00:19:53,834 --> 00:19:56,732
because that is where the teat is.
502
00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:58,299
ugh. don't say "teat".
503
00:19:58,304 --> 00:20:00,168
captain lance, i've detected that a new
504
00:20:00,173 --> 00:20:02,403
"bud stuy" draft has been
submitted to the studio.
505
00:20:02,408 --> 00:20:05,273
episode titled, "first contact high".
506
00:20:05,278 --> 00:20:07,212
new cup?
507
00:20:07,217 --> 00:20:09,481
hm, weird. wharton
is the business school
508
00:20:09,486 --> 00:20:11,449
my maman and baba think i attend.
509
00:20:11,454 --> 00:20:13,718
- hm.
- [chokes]
510
00:20:13,723 --> 00:20:15,017
"wharton is the business school
511
00:20:15,021 --> 00:20:16,451
my maman and baba think i attend"?
512
00:20:16,456 --> 00:20:17,886
what's happening to me?
513
00:20:17,891 --> 00:20:19,917
i think the change in your favorite show
514
00:20:19,922 --> 00:20:21,322
is having an effect on you.
515
00:20:21,327 --> 00:20:24,158
he's better groomed, better caffeinated.
516
00:20:24,163 --> 00:20:25,994
i'd say behrad got a free upgrade.
517
00:20:25,999 --> 00:20:28,429
no, no, no, no. this is not good.
518
00:20:28,434 --> 00:20:31,132
the butterfly effect from one
small change in the timeline
519
00:20:31,137 --> 00:20:32,367
is too unpredictable.
520
00:20:32,372 --> 00:20:35,337
that's how we lost zari 1.0.
521
00:20:35,342 --> 00:20:39,240
okay, they're looking for
the role of "nosy landlord".
522
00:20:39,245 --> 00:20:40,675
- [inhales]
- [inhales] he...
523
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:43,545
it's obviously me,
i'm the trained actor.
524
00:20:43,550 --> 00:20:45,980
i mean, it's gonna be a nosy,
glamorous landlord, but
525
00:20:45,985 --> 00:20:47,782
nate, come with, run lines?
526
00:20:47,787 --> 00:20:49,551
all right, let's get you
ready for that closeup.
527
00:20:49,555 --> 00:20:51,653
okay, great. zari,
once you book the part,
528
00:20:51,658 --> 00:20:53,688
you'll be in position
to separate gus-gus
529
00:20:53,693 --> 00:20:55,723
from imran's brother and bond with him.
530
00:20:55,728 --> 00:20:57,425
astra and b, make sure that
531
00:20:57,430 --> 00:20:59,327
this new script doesn't make it to air.
532
00:20:59,332 --> 00:21:01,262
we have to ensure that
imran stays the star
533
00:21:01,267 --> 00:21:03,665
so that behrad can stay himself.
534
00:21:03,670 --> 00:21:05,867
[unintelligible chattering]
535
00:21:05,872 --> 00:21:09,641
[actor growling]
536
00:21:10,410 --> 00:21:12,841
what do you mean i'm not
a right fit for the r...
537
00:21:12,846 --> 00:21:15,043
you don't seem super great at your job.
538
00:21:15,048 --> 00:21:17,193
the writers had a very
specific vision in mind.
539
00:21:17,198 --> 00:21:19,529
someone who fits the new
direction of the show.
540
00:21:19,534 --> 00:21:21,030
- oh, did they?
- hey, z.
541
00:21:21,035 --> 00:21:23,633
the sign by the complimentary
mints said only take one,
542
00:21:23,638 --> 00:21:25,939
so, uh, keep this on the dl.
543
00:21:28,294 --> 00:21:30,892
nathaniel heywood. no need
to lie about my height,
544
00:21:30,897 --> 00:21:32,961
i am 6 foot...
545
00:21:32,966 --> 00:21:34,129
2.
546
00:21:34,134 --> 00:21:37,332
uh, currently living? here and there.
547
00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:39,367
i travel a lot for work.
548
00:21:39,372 --> 00:21:41,303
is this for the cw?
549
00:21:41,308 --> 00:21:43,171
well, so much for plan z.
550
00:21:43,176 --> 00:21:45,106
but nate's getting his big break.
551
00:21:45,111 --> 00:21:48,176
finally, a win for straight, white men.
552
00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:50,578
well, if i was rebooting a show
with a flop first season,
553
00:21:50,583 --> 00:21:52,947
you'd be my pick.
554
00:21:52,952 --> 00:21:55,183
[exhales sharply]
who says stuff like that?
555
00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:57,118
i don't wanna become
some materialistic jerk
556
00:21:57,123 --> 00:21:59,854
with a roth ira, driving
a car that burns gas,
557
00:21:59,859 --> 00:22:01,856
and pounding red eyes!
558
00:22:01,861 --> 00:22:03,725
if this show is going off the rails,
559
00:22:03,730 --> 00:22:05,026
you need to talk to the person
560
00:22:05,031 --> 00:22:07,429
at the top of the food chain.
561
00:22:07,434 --> 00:22:08,867
[sighs, groans]
562
00:22:09,702 --> 00:22:12,700
[soft dramatic music]
563
00:22:12,705 --> 00:22:14,536
"faiz, it's the nosy landlord.
564
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:16,304
hide all the bongs.
565
00:22:16,309 --> 00:22:19,011
and the baby alien".
566
00:22:20,780 --> 00:22:22,343
[scoffs]
567
00:22:22,348 --> 00:22:23,945
as your boss, i gotta tell you,
568
00:22:23,950 --> 00:22:25,880
i'm good on the pharmaceuticals, bro.
569
00:22:25,885 --> 00:22:27,248
at least until this makeup sets.
570
00:22:27,253 --> 00:22:29,788
you can't sell out, man!
571
00:22:31,891 --> 00:22:33,821
growing up, my mom and dad looked at me
572
00:22:33,826 --> 00:22:36,224
and saw a future
business school graduate.
573
00:22:36,229 --> 00:22:37,992
the world saw a weird, muslim kid
574
00:22:37,997 --> 00:22:40,562
they couldn't bother to figure out.
575
00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:42,964
but seeing you on tv, imran,
576
00:22:42,969 --> 00:22:46,305
was the first time i saw me.
577
00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:50,839
that's great.
578
00:22:50,844 --> 00:22:53,274
but i gotta do what my brother tells me.
579
00:22:53,279 --> 00:22:54,976
no, you don't.
580
00:22:54,981 --> 00:22:58,847
dude, i flipped burgers, spun signs,
581
00:22:58,852 --> 00:23:00,882
but the gig i have now,
582
00:23:00,887 --> 00:23:03,989
it's the sweetest gig ever.
583
00:23:05,425 --> 00:23:08,222
just had to let you know, i
wouldn't have ended up here
584
00:23:08,227 --> 00:23:11,392
if i hadn't seen you on
"bud stuy" so carefree.
585
00:23:11,397 --> 00:23:14,362
it's like you gave me
permission to leave home
586
00:23:14,367 --> 00:23:18,600
and go on the craziest
adventure of my life.
587
00:23:18,605 --> 00:23:21,369
please, don't change your show.
588
00:23:21,374 --> 00:23:24,376
it's perfect the way it is.
589
00:23:25,678 --> 00:23:28,343
you must really love being a pa.
590
00:23:28,348 --> 00:23:30,649
like a lot.
591
00:23:40,893 --> 00:23:43,195
[under breath] oh, come on.
592
00:23:44,063 --> 00:23:47,065
[alien quietly grunting]
593
00:23:47,734 --> 00:23:51,065
imran, the studio loves the
baby alien in the new draft.
594
00:23:51,070 --> 00:23:53,035
and you're gonna love the
casting for the nosy landlord.
595
00:23:53,039 --> 00:23:54,435
kam, this isn't working out.
596
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,704
i promise, the new guy pops.
597
00:23:56,709 --> 00:23:59,874
this show was supposed
to be about the things
598
00:23:59,879 --> 00:24:01,242
that make us laugh.
599
00:24:01,247 --> 00:24:05,079
my life. i know, it's not for everyone.
600
00:24:05,084 --> 00:24:08,049
but to the people who get it,
601
00:24:08,054 --> 00:24:10,222
it's life-changing.
602
00:24:11,457 --> 00:24:14,188
you really not believe in that anymore?
603
00:24:14,193 --> 00:24:16,424
what about the people
who pay us to make a hit?
604
00:24:16,429 --> 00:24:18,626
the studio's threatening to cancel us.
605
00:24:18,631 --> 00:24:20,328
[alien sneezes]
606
00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:23,598
[laughter and awwing]
607
00:24:23,603 --> 00:24:26,834
[alien warbling]
608
00:24:26,839 --> 00:24:29,504
yeah, well, i'd rather have
one person laughing
609
00:24:29,509 --> 00:24:32,006
in the audience than
be a complete sellout.
610
00:24:32,011 --> 00:24:33,208
don't do this.
611
00:24:33,213 --> 00:24:34,913
i quit.
612
00:24:36,916 --> 00:24:39,914
[dramatic music]
613
00:24:39,939 --> 00:24:41,907
♪ ♪
614
00:24:45,551 --> 00:24:47,252
[groaning]
615
00:24:48,378 --> 00:24:49,612
[sighs]
616
00:24:49,613 --> 00:24:51,643
you okay?
617
00:24:51,648 --> 00:24:53,512
oh, yeah. i'm just trying to wrap
618
00:24:53,517 --> 00:24:54,947
behrad's birthday gifts.
619
00:24:54,952 --> 00:24:56,581
you know, the edges have to be perfect,
620
00:24:56,586 --> 00:24:58,552
or the whole presentation
is thrown off, that's all.
621
00:24:58,556 --> 00:25:01,553
[light, anxious music]
622
00:25:01,558 --> 00:25:02,721
i'm so sorry, honey.
623
00:25:02,726 --> 00:25:04,056
[chuckling] are you okay?
624
00:25:04,061 --> 00:25:05,924
yeah. i'm just looking for my dad.
625
00:25:05,929 --> 00:25:07,192
i should head out soon.
626
00:25:07,197 --> 00:25:09,061
so i take it you two
buried the hatchet, then?
627
00:25:09,066 --> 00:25:11,029
well, you know mick.
he runs a little hot,
628
00:25:11,034 --> 00:25:13,665
but he cools down eventually.
629
00:25:13,670 --> 00:25:15,867
- oh, really?
- yeah.
630
00:25:15,872 --> 00:25:17,903
he was even asking all
these questions about niko,
631
00:25:17,908 --> 00:25:20,572
like, where he grew up,
and his class schedule,
632
00:25:20,577 --> 00:25:23,108
and he's really interested
in his cross-country training.
633
00:25:23,113 --> 00:25:25,448
even down to the hours and the routes.
634
00:25:26,149 --> 00:25:27,980
niko wants to compete in the olympics.
635
00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:30,515
aw. see, i knew he'd come around.
636
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:34,453
so, should we start planning
a baby shower, then?
637
00:25:34,458 --> 00:25:35,954
or a funeral!
638
00:25:35,959 --> 00:25:37,856
look, take it from a trained assassin,
639
00:25:37,861 --> 00:25:40,058
you wanna murder
somebody without a trace,
640
00:25:40,063 --> 00:25:43,028
you gather as much intel as possible.
641
00:25:43,033 --> 00:25:46,865
lita, your dad is gonna
kill your boyfriend.
642
00:25:46,870 --> 00:25:49,868
[dramatic music]
643
00:25:49,873 --> 00:25:54,078
♪ ♪
644
00:25:55,612 --> 00:25:58,614
[heatgun powering up]
645
00:25:59,516 --> 00:26:01,947
what do you mean, mr. saeed's
"booked for the day"?
646
00:26:01,952 --> 00:26:03,815
- un-book him.
- and make it quick
647
00:26:03,820 --> 00:26:05,517
because she's the nice one.
648
00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:08,687
- you don't want to upset me.
- it's true.
649
00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:10,293
good girl.
650
00:26:11,561 --> 00:26:12,958
[sighs] where's behrad?
651
00:26:12,963 --> 00:26:14,926
relax, he's just pulling
himself together
652
00:26:14,931 --> 00:26:15,994
after imran quit.
653
00:26:15,999 --> 00:26:17,696
the timeline hasn't changed that fast.
654
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:19,298
hm.
655
00:26:19,303 --> 00:26:20,565
[whooshing]
656
00:26:20,570 --> 00:26:22,100
[hip-hop music]
657
00:26:22,105 --> 00:26:24,603
♪ for real, king's beat! ♪
658
00:26:24,608 --> 00:26:27,806
♪ i just let that money talk ♪
659
00:26:27,811 --> 00:26:29,608
♪ take it to the end ♪
660
00:26:29,613 --> 00:26:32,248
my parking needs validating.
661
00:26:33,450 --> 00:26:36,352
i didn't know you had it in you.
662
00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:38,784
try to keep up.
663
00:26:38,789 --> 00:26:40,385
♪ i just let that money talk ♪
664
00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:42,221
♪ talk, talk, talk, talk, talk ♪
665
00:26:42,226 --> 00:26:43,993
wow. who is...
666
00:26:45,028 --> 00:26:46,958
are you kidding me?
667
00:26:46,963 --> 00:26:49,165
the possibilities are endless...
668
00:26:49,966 --> 00:26:51,129
let me call you back.
669
00:26:51,134 --> 00:26:52,531
'scuse me, can i help you?
670
00:26:52,536 --> 00:26:53,965
you're gonna wanna try-com.
671
00:26:53,970 --> 00:26:56,802
we're members of the puppeteers union.
672
00:26:56,807 --> 00:26:58,670
yeah. we're gonna need to see proof
673
00:26:58,675 --> 00:27:01,206
that you're using
union-certified puppeteers
674
00:27:01,211 --> 00:27:03,308
to operate the baby alien.
675
00:27:03,313 --> 00:27:06,782
i mean, unless you
have something to hide.
676
00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:10,349
okay, it's not a puppet.
677
00:27:10,354 --> 00:27:12,217
i swear, i was just
waiting to get publicity
678
00:27:12,222 --> 00:27:13,985
all lined up before i broke the news.
679
00:27:13,990 --> 00:27:17,589
the world's first alien
tv star is a gold mine.
680
00:27:17,594 --> 00:27:19,726
and you're just willing to stab
your brother in the back
681
00:27:19,730 --> 00:27:20,826
for success?
682
00:27:20,831 --> 00:27:22,627
well, he does have a point.
683
00:27:22,632 --> 00:27:26,264
gus-gus is a vertical
integration vehicle.
684
00:27:26,269 --> 00:27:29,034
i'm talking dolls, branding deals,
685
00:27:29,039 --> 00:27:32,571
you can build an entire universe
out of this little guy.
686
00:27:32,576 --> 00:27:33,904
the synergy's all there.
687
00:27:33,909 --> 00:27:35,006
i like the way you think.
688
00:27:35,011 --> 00:27:36,274
and we are leaving.
689
00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:39,211
thank you so much for your time.
690
00:27:39,216 --> 00:27:41,580
- [cellphone ringing]
- hey, what the hell was that?
691
00:27:41,585 --> 00:27:43,115
you wanna make something of your life?
692
00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:44,816
it takes a little ambition.
693
00:27:44,821 --> 00:27:46,885
speak.
694
00:27:46,890 --> 00:27:49,325
[stammering]
695
00:27:50,394 --> 00:27:52,991
[energy blasting]
696
00:27:52,996 --> 00:27:55,998
come on, niko, pick up.
697
00:27:57,334 --> 00:27:59,464
oh, my god. lita, look.
698
00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:01,733
rory's strangling him!
699
00:28:01,738 --> 00:28:03,202
wait, are they...
700
00:28:03,207 --> 00:28:05,208
hugging?
701
00:28:06,510 --> 00:28:07,977
huh!
702
00:28:08,812 --> 00:28:11,276
i really wanna thank you
for looking after my daughter
703
00:28:11,281 --> 00:28:13,545
while i was...
704
00:28:13,550 --> 00:28:15,447
away.
705
00:28:15,452 --> 00:28:17,115
dad!
706
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:18,950
i thought you were gonna kill him!
707
00:28:18,955 --> 00:28:20,515
- i was.
- dad!
708
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:21,521
no, no! it's okay.
709
00:28:21,525 --> 00:28:23,121
we talked it out.
710
00:28:23,126 --> 00:28:25,457
mr. rory came around to
seeing how bad it would look
711
00:28:25,462 --> 00:28:28,193
if the author of post-feminist
empowerment lit
712
00:28:28,198 --> 00:28:30,562
killed his daughter's boyfriend.
713
00:28:30,567 --> 00:28:32,501
oh, really?
714
00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:37,169
i want my grandchild to
have something i didn't.
715
00:28:37,174 --> 00:28:40,609
two loving parents.
716
00:28:41,611 --> 00:28:43,041
you see?
717
00:28:43,046 --> 00:28:44,810
you never told me
your dad was this cool.
718
00:28:44,815 --> 00:28:47,813
he totally understands how we
got caught up in the moment.
719
00:28:47,818 --> 00:28:51,283
he said the same thing
happened to him and kayla.
720
00:28:51,288 --> 00:28:53,418
you mean you and mom?
721
00:28:53,423 --> 00:28:55,020
wait.
722
00:28:55,025 --> 00:28:57,527
you and kayla?
723
00:28:59,463 --> 00:29:02,027
[crying softly]
724
00:29:02,032 --> 00:29:04,329
are you okay?
725
00:29:04,334 --> 00:29:05,831
[sniffles]
726
00:29:05,836 --> 00:29:07,232
are you crying?
727
00:29:07,237 --> 00:29:08,900
- no!
- it's...
728
00:29:08,905 --> 00:29:10,268
it's okay, mr. rory.
729
00:29:10,273 --> 00:29:13,275
let those toxic man-tears flow.
730
00:29:15,045 --> 00:29:17,947
rest in peace, kayla.
731
00:29:21,818 --> 00:29:24,214
um, okay. i'll see you later.
732
00:29:24,219 --> 00:29:25,718
i'm just gonna make sure
he gets home okay.
733
00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:28,687
he's been acting really strange lately.
734
00:29:28,692 --> 00:29:31,523
[sighs] yeah.
735
00:29:31,528 --> 00:29:33,124
real strange.
736
00:29:33,129 --> 00:29:36,127
[engine decelerating]
737
00:29:36,132 --> 00:29:38,096
[ominous music]
738
00:29:38,101 --> 00:29:40,065
your keys, sir.
739
00:29:40,070 --> 00:29:42,638
[magic zapping]
740
00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:44,770
behrad, wait.
741
00:29:44,775 --> 00:29:45,873
we're trying to get the timeline
742
00:29:45,877 --> 00:29:47,840
back on track, remember?
743
00:29:47,845 --> 00:29:48,974
who's this tool?
744
00:29:48,979 --> 00:29:50,609
what?
745
00:29:50,614 --> 00:29:52,177
hand over the keys.
746
00:29:52,182 --> 00:29:53,645
unless you wanna take a ride, babe.
747
00:29:53,650 --> 00:29:55,447
if you call me babe
748
00:29:55,452 --> 00:29:56,945
one more time.
749
00:29:56,950 --> 00:29:58,750
okay, that's enough.
you need to come with us.
750
00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:00,018
come on.
751
00:30:00,023 --> 00:30:01,486
that's a lawsuit, brah.
752
00:30:01,491 --> 00:30:03,288
- [scoffs]
- sure you can afford that?
753
00:30:03,293 --> 00:30:05,023
where is your totem?
754
00:30:05,028 --> 00:30:06,491
totem?
755
00:30:06,496 --> 00:30:07,726
it's a rollie.
756
00:30:07,731 --> 00:30:10,428
[suspenseful music]
757
00:30:10,433 --> 00:30:11,796
[magic whooshing]
758
00:30:11,801 --> 00:30:13,798
[sighs] nate.
759
00:30:13,803 --> 00:30:15,467
what happened? where'd it go?
760
00:30:15,472 --> 00:30:18,570
when he joined the team, he
stole the totem from home.
761
00:30:18,575 --> 00:30:21,940
if he never did that, th...
762
00:30:21,945 --> 00:30:23,441
you're coming with us!
763
00:30:23,446 --> 00:30:26,148
my girlfriend's in that totem, you tool.
764
00:30:27,083 --> 00:30:28,747
who lives in this dump?
765
00:30:28,752 --> 00:30:30,815
it's kind of hard to explain, but...
766
00:30:30,820 --> 00:30:33,451
i need you to chill while i
go take care of something.
767
00:30:33,456 --> 00:30:36,087
chill? i don't chill.
768
00:30:36,092 --> 00:30:37,989
i got money moves to make.
769
00:30:37,994 --> 00:30:40,158
money moves?
770
00:30:40,163 --> 00:30:43,328
is that why you sabotaged
the meeting with kamran?
771
00:30:43,333 --> 00:30:46,231
you're not the only one who
understands mass appeal.
772
00:30:46,236 --> 00:30:49,401
gus-gus is going to
be a global superstar.
773
00:30:49,406 --> 00:30:52,304
i'm bringing "bud stuy"
to a whole new audience.
774
00:30:52,309 --> 00:30:53,798
jealous?
775
00:30:53,803 --> 00:30:56,174
no. because the behrad i know
776
00:30:56,179 --> 00:30:59,311
isn't some calculating business bro.
777
00:30:59,316 --> 00:31:02,117
yeah, well, maybe you
don't know me at all.
778
00:31:02,752 --> 00:31:04,382
[magic whooshing]
779
00:31:04,387 --> 00:31:06,455
zari, what's going on?
780
00:31:10,226 --> 00:31:11,556
[sighing] i'm sorry, behrad.
781
00:31:11,561 --> 00:31:13,091
you can't leave me in here, zari!
782
00:31:13,096 --> 00:31:15,126
i'm not leaving you. i'm fixing this.
783
00:31:15,131 --> 00:31:16,528
[electronic bleeping]
784
00:31:16,533 --> 00:31:19,201
[door whooshing]
785
00:31:20,270 --> 00:31:22,200
it's gonna be all right.
786
00:31:22,205 --> 00:31:23,335
is it?
787
00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:25,003
at least when your zari lost behrad,
788
00:31:25,008 --> 00:31:26,137
it wasn't her fault.
789
00:31:26,142 --> 00:31:28,139
enough with the "your zari" stuff.
790
00:31:28,144 --> 00:31:29,741
- you're my zari too.
- no, nate.
791
00:31:29,746 --> 00:31:31,443
your zari is gone,
and without the totem,
792
00:31:31,448 --> 00:31:33,044
so is everything she
sacrificed her life for.
793
00:31:33,048 --> 00:31:34,814
a decision i doubt she would
have made if she knew
794
00:31:34,818 --> 00:31:36,682
she was being replaced
by a version of her who...
795
00:31:36,686 --> 00:31:38,350
[sighs] who didn't realize how
796
00:31:38,355 --> 00:31:41,152
a sitcom literally
changed her brother's life.
797
00:31:41,157 --> 00:31:43,721
z, we all messed up,
but we gotta get moving.
798
00:31:43,726 --> 00:31:45,557
when this timeline catches up to behrad,
799
00:31:45,562 --> 00:31:49,064
there's no telling who
we're gonna be without him.
800
00:31:52,060 --> 00:31:54,090
so, when were you gonna
tell me about kayla?
801
00:31:54,922 --> 00:31:56,652
sounds like you really cared about her.
802
00:31:56,657 --> 00:31:58,955
and do not leave out any details.
803
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:02,058
like, uh, when you got
caught up in the moment...
804
00:32:02,063 --> 00:32:05,294
cover your ears, lita...
were there any, uh...
805
00:32:05,299 --> 00:32:07,864
tentacles involved?
806
00:32:07,869 --> 00:32:09,365
whoa!
807
00:32:09,370 --> 00:32:11,868
you dated an alien?
808
00:32:11,873 --> 00:32:13,002
we didn't date.
809
00:32:13,007 --> 00:32:15,037
we, uh, we almost died.
810
00:32:15,042 --> 00:32:18,341
but then we, uh, then i...
811
00:32:18,346 --> 00:32:19,675
gross, dad.
812
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:21,611
so there were tentacles involved?
813
00:32:21,616 --> 00:32:23,579
yeah. lots. it was mind-blowing.
814
00:32:23,584 --> 00:32:25,648
you jealous? now, get out of here!
815
00:32:25,653 --> 00:32:28,888
i wanna spend some more
time with my daughter.
816
00:32:30,591 --> 00:32:32,055
kamran.
817
00:32:32,060 --> 00:32:34,123
ugh. now what?
818
00:32:34,128 --> 00:32:36,859
listen, i know you worked
your ass off for this moment.
819
00:32:36,864 --> 00:32:40,196
and our hard work is rarely celebrated.
820
00:32:40,201 --> 00:32:43,599
so i get how badly you
wanna be seen, but...
821
00:32:43,604 --> 00:32:45,268
you know this isn't right.
822
00:32:45,273 --> 00:32:47,036
have you ever seen the show?
823
00:32:47,041 --> 00:32:48,971
my brother wasn't exactly
making television
824
00:32:48,976 --> 00:32:51,107
that we could be proud of.
825
00:32:51,112 --> 00:32:52,708
well, you know what,
826
00:32:52,713 --> 00:32:54,578
he doesn't have to be a
torch-bearer for all of us.
827
00:32:54,582 --> 00:32:56,179
that expectation is, honestly,
828
00:32:56,184 --> 00:32:58,548
unrealistic and, frankly, annoying.
829
00:32:58,553 --> 00:33:00,416
your brother inspired people,
830
00:33:00,421 --> 00:33:03,386
not by trying to inspire people, but...
831
00:33:03,391 --> 00:33:05,421
just by being himself.
832
00:33:05,426 --> 00:33:08,557
well then too bad that he quit.
833
00:33:08,562 --> 00:33:11,761
and-and that's how you
wanna leave things?
834
00:33:11,766 --> 00:33:13,997
don't let this be the fight that
changes things between you,
835
00:33:14,001 --> 00:33:16,299
because once that happens,
836
00:33:16,304 --> 00:33:18,368
- you could lose him forever.
- [production bell rings]
837
00:33:18,372 --> 00:33:21,103
which diaper do you wanna
go with for the baby alien?
838
00:33:21,108 --> 00:33:22,371
picture's up!
839
00:33:22,376 --> 00:33:23,806
two, i like the extra cushion.
840
00:33:23,811 --> 00:33:25,975
look, picture's up. like, right now.
841
00:33:25,980 --> 00:33:28,277
there's nothing i can do.
842
00:33:28,282 --> 00:33:31,280
[dramatic music]
843
00:33:31,285 --> 00:33:35,518
♪ ♪
844
00:33:35,523 --> 00:33:37,987
instead of lighting up
in the dark, all alone,
845
00:33:37,992 --> 00:33:40,823
you need to get your ass in there
and take back your show.
846
00:33:40,828 --> 00:33:43,592
you know, you're really
pushy for labor relations.
847
00:33:43,597 --> 00:33:46,195
you can't make me go back!
848
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:49,765
[suspenseful music]
849
00:33:49,770 --> 00:33:51,534
[grunts]
850
00:33:51,539 --> 00:33:55,744
♪ ♪
851
00:33:56,277 --> 00:33:59,975
"bud stuy" was filmed in front
of a live studio audience.
852
00:33:59,980 --> 00:34:03,016
[cheers and applause]
853
00:34:04,618 --> 00:34:06,349
- [knocking]
- oh, no!
854
00:34:06,354 --> 00:34:07,450
it's the nosy landlord!
855
00:34:07,455 --> 00:34:08,517
i have to hide the bong
856
00:34:08,522 --> 00:34:09,552
and the baby alien!
857
00:34:09,557 --> 00:34:12,359
[laughter]
858
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,057
- [alien warbling]
- sorry, buddy.
859
00:34:15,062 --> 00:34:16,859
[laughter]
860
00:34:16,864 --> 00:34:19,562
i didn't know it was inspection day!
861
00:34:19,567 --> 00:34:23,370
[laughter]
862
00:34:24,772 --> 00:34:26,269
[whispering] that's why it's called
863
00:34:26,274 --> 00:34:28,471
a surprise inspection.
864
00:34:28,476 --> 00:34:31,140
that's why it's called
a surprise inspection!
865
00:34:31,145 --> 00:34:34,381
[muted laughter]
866
00:34:36,317 --> 00:34:38,481
i'm nick hunter.
867
00:34:38,486 --> 00:34:41,884
intergalactic alien law enforcer.
868
00:34:41,889 --> 00:34:44,186
what the hell is the
nosy landlord doing?
869
00:34:44,191 --> 00:34:46,989
no. [laughing nervously]
870
00:34:46,994 --> 00:34:48,491
you're the nosy landlord.
871
00:34:48,496 --> 00:34:50,192
it's called a plot twist,
872
00:34:50,197 --> 00:34:51,627
amateur.
873
00:34:51,632 --> 00:34:54,063
now where's gus-gus?
874
00:34:54,068 --> 00:34:55,531
[suspenseful music]
875
00:34:55,536 --> 00:34:57,066
- ah-ha!
- [alien chirps]
876
00:34:57,071 --> 00:34:58,505
[engine revving]
877
00:34:59,940 --> 00:35:04,145
♪ ♪
878
00:35:07,648 --> 00:35:08,882
[bystander screams]
879
00:35:11,051 --> 00:35:12,281
[engine revving]
880
00:35:12,286 --> 00:35:13,653
[tires screeching]
881
00:35:17,258 --> 00:35:19,422
- [alien warbling]
- oh.
882
00:35:19,427 --> 00:35:22,091
set this bad boy to stun.
883
00:35:22,096 --> 00:35:23,863
[audience grumbling]
884
00:35:24,965 --> 00:35:26,128
[radio bleeps]
885
00:35:26,133 --> 00:35:28,230
hey, hey! ugh!
886
00:35:28,235 --> 00:35:31,371
[dramatic music]
887
00:35:31,972 --> 00:35:35,671
and this. won't. hurt. a. bit.
888
00:35:35,676 --> 00:35:38,007
- [alien chomps]
- ah!
889
00:35:38,012 --> 00:35:39,679
[alien chirping]
890
00:35:40,581 --> 00:35:42,244
[tires squealing]
891
00:35:42,249 --> 00:35:46,454
♪ ♪
892
00:35:49,190 --> 00:35:50,219
[alien screeching]
893
00:35:50,224 --> 00:35:52,225
[audience gasping]
894
00:35:53,027 --> 00:35:56,062
[warbling]
895
00:36:00,134 --> 00:36:01,730
[audience gasping]
896
00:36:01,735 --> 00:36:03,899
caught you, you little finger-biter.
897
00:36:03,904 --> 00:36:06,235
- [alien shrieking]
- no, no, no, no!
898
00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:07,270
don't cry, don't cry, don't cry!
899
00:36:07,274 --> 00:36:08,704
just a little boo-boo.
900
00:36:08,709 --> 00:36:11,878
[shrieking intensifies]
901
00:36:15,549 --> 00:36:18,113
- [shrieking diminishes]
- [shushing]
902
00:36:18,118 --> 00:36:20,116
there we go.
903
00:36:20,121 --> 00:36:22,585
you beautiful alien baby.
904
00:36:22,590 --> 00:36:24,253
[alien chirping]
905
00:36:24,258 --> 00:36:25,992
[audience awwing]
906
00:36:27,895 --> 00:36:30,759
faiz, what did i tell you about having
907
00:36:30,764 --> 00:36:32,595
the right accoutrements?
908
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,397
[audience laughing]
909
00:36:35,402 --> 00:36:38,367
take a couple of these for
the road, nosy landlord.
910
00:36:38,372 --> 00:36:40,769
[laughter]
911
00:36:40,774 --> 00:36:42,438
have a nice trip, gus-gus.
912
00:36:42,443 --> 00:36:45,678
[laughter]
913
00:36:49,116 --> 00:36:50,583
[mouthing words]
914
00:36:51,952 --> 00:36:55,284
i'm just glad things are back
to normal around here.
915
00:36:55,289 --> 00:36:58,525
[cheers and applause]
916
00:37:00,628 --> 00:37:03,897
[laughing]
917
00:37:05,165 --> 00:37:07,096
it looks like the audience hated it.
918
00:37:07,101 --> 00:37:09,065
but that's why i believed
in you in the first place.
919
00:37:09,069 --> 00:37:12,071
[both laugh]
920
00:37:17,655 --> 00:37:20,591
[plucky music]
921
00:37:22,494 --> 00:37:23,927
[electronic bleeping]
922
00:37:25,730 --> 00:37:26,959
you guys!
923
00:37:26,964 --> 00:37:28,327
[shushes]
924
00:37:28,332 --> 00:37:30,263
[alien snoring quietly]
925
00:37:30,268 --> 00:37:31,764
shh.
926
00:37:31,769 --> 00:37:34,734
♪ ♪
927
00:37:34,739 --> 00:37:36,907
[whispering] happy birthday.
928
00:37:38,676 --> 00:37:40,273
[whispering] thanks!
929
00:37:40,278 --> 00:37:43,443
[swelling sentimental music]
930
00:37:43,448 --> 00:37:45,611
my first time using a cell phone
931
00:37:45,616 --> 00:37:48,218
was the day behrad was born.
932
00:37:50,154 --> 00:37:51,717
i was trying to take a selfie,
933
00:37:51,722 --> 00:37:54,858
but my annoying baby
brother photo-bombed.
934
00:37:56,027 --> 00:37:59,296
every eid, he wanted
to be in the kitchen.
935
00:38:00,164 --> 00:38:03,934
and he wasn't just
sneaking maman's fesenjoon.
936
00:38:05,036 --> 00:38:06,970
he was learning.
937
00:38:08,973 --> 00:38:13,076
no wonder he cooks
the best team dinners.
938
00:38:15,213 --> 00:38:19,418
he's on his own weird
and special wavelength.
939
00:38:22,487 --> 00:38:26,486
i love him just the way he is.
940
00:38:26,491 --> 00:38:29,659
he is priceless.
941
00:38:32,196 --> 00:38:35,828
and somehow i forget that
someone really amazing
942
00:38:35,833 --> 00:38:39,436
gave up everything for him to be here.
943
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:44,470
for me, behrad's birthday
became a reminder
944
00:38:44,475 --> 00:38:46,706
of everything he missed out on.
945
00:38:46,711 --> 00:38:50,916
it makes me happy to see he's
had a chance to really live.
946
00:38:53,217 --> 00:38:56,048
well, you know, we're throwing
a party for him right now
947
00:38:56,053 --> 00:38:58,551
and you should really get going
before all the cake is gone.
948
00:38:58,556 --> 00:39:00,590
i know how you love cake.
949
00:39:02,159 --> 00:39:03,656
what about the timeline?
950
00:39:03,661 --> 00:39:06,258
well, i heard that finding loopholes
951
00:39:06,263 --> 00:39:08,928
is kind of your thing, so i had
a chat with the ancestors.
952
00:39:08,933 --> 00:39:11,363
turns out, two air totems have never
953
00:39:11,368 --> 00:39:12,832
existed at the same time before.
954
00:39:12,837 --> 00:39:14,800
they think if only one
of us is out at a time,
955
00:39:14,805 --> 00:39:16,068
behrad should be safe.
956
00:39:16,073 --> 00:39:19,075
i say we try it out for a few weeks.
957
00:39:23,214 --> 00:39:24,310
what are you waiting for?
958
00:39:24,315 --> 00:39:25,878
behrad's probably looking for someone
959
00:39:25,883 --> 00:39:28,314
to take shrooms with as we speak.
960
00:39:28,319 --> 00:39:30,082
oh, you know how to imitate
961
00:39:30,087 --> 00:39:33,185
maman's disapproving death stare, right?
962
00:39:33,190 --> 00:39:35,354
yeah. yeah.
963
00:39:35,359 --> 00:39:37,160
good.
964
00:39:38,829 --> 00:39:40,864
thank you.
965
00:39:42,066 --> 00:39:44,663
- look at this guy.
- aww.
966
00:39:44,668 --> 00:39:46,832
[upbeat music playing]
967
00:39:46,837 --> 00:39:49,335
i heard you committed grand theft auto.
968
00:39:49,340 --> 00:39:50,603
yeah.
969
00:39:50,608 --> 00:39:51,937
did all that for little old me?
970
00:39:51,942 --> 00:39:53,339
i did it for everyone.
971
00:39:53,344 --> 00:39:55,407
we couldn't breathe
around the douchier you.
972
00:39:55,412 --> 00:39:57,781
too much cologne.
973
00:39:58,849 --> 00:40:02,715
is that sandalwood and frankincense?
974
00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:05,922
i like sandalwood and frankincense.
975
00:40:07,525 --> 00:40:08,854
all right.
976
00:40:08,859 --> 00:40:11,557
my little brother is all grown up.
977
00:40:11,562 --> 00:40:14,126
[laughing] oh!
978
00:40:14,131 --> 00:40:16,266
happy birthday.
979
00:40:18,569 --> 00:40:21,100
[alien snoring]
980
00:40:21,105 --> 00:40:23,039
no.
981
00:40:24,375 --> 00:40:27,373
[uplifting music]
982
00:40:27,378 --> 00:40:31,583
♪ ♪
983
00:40:34,718 --> 00:40:37,883
so avalance is engaged, congrats.
984
00:40:37,888 --> 00:40:41,153
sara has a new set of
healing powers, sweet.
985
00:40:41,158 --> 00:40:42,988
gary's been an alien this whole time.
986
00:40:42,993 --> 00:40:45,424
not at all surprising.
987
00:40:45,429 --> 00:40:46,926
lita's expecting.
988
00:40:46,931 --> 00:40:49,261
oh, and a baby alien
imprinted on my boyfriend.
989
00:40:49,266 --> 00:40:50,629
cool, cool, cool.
990
00:40:50,634 --> 00:40:52,598
hm, well, guess i can count on you
991
00:40:52,603 --> 00:40:53,966
to never change, mick.
992
00:40:53,971 --> 00:40:55,301
cheers.
993
00:40:55,306 --> 00:40:56,468
[bottle crashing]
994
00:40:56,473 --> 00:40:57,841
whoa.
995
00:40:58,776 --> 00:41:00,873
the hell are you doing?
996
00:41:00,878 --> 00:41:02,709
when you and kayla got
caught up in the moment,
997
00:41:02,713 --> 00:41:04,276
her tentacle entered your ear canal,
998
00:41:04,281 --> 00:41:05,345
and she laid eggs in your head,
999
00:41:05,349 --> 00:41:07,613
and now you're growing a brood...
1000
00:41:07,618 --> 00:41:09,586
pouch.
1001
00:41:10,254 --> 00:41:11,517
[alien squealing]
1002
00:41:11,522 --> 00:41:14,086
so you're saying my dad is...
1003
00:41:14,091 --> 00:41:15,321
pregnant?
1004
00:41:15,326 --> 00:41:16,822
yep.
1005
00:41:16,827 --> 00:41:19,825
[studio audience laughter]
1006
00:41:19,830 --> 00:41:21,093
all: gideon?
1007
00:41:21,098 --> 00:41:22,628
sorry, i can't help it.
1008
00:41:22,633 --> 00:41:25,631
this is the laugh i was programmed with.
1009
00:41:25,636 --> 00:41:26,999
wow.
1010
00:41:27,004 --> 00:41:28,767
that i did not see coming.
1011
00:41:28,772 --> 00:41:32,008
[upbeat suspenseful music]
1012
00:41:33,032 --> 00:41:37,882
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1013
00:41:54,429 --> 00:41:56,013
greg, move your head.
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