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Previously,
on Wynonna Earp...
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I'd just back off
a tidge if I were you.
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- Rachel.
- Billy?
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I want to go home.
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I'm getting married.
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It's the public stuff.
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It's good to see you,
Sheriff Haught.
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These days, it's just Nicole.
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Nicole, it's good
to see you again.
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Mam helped her
get Waverly out of the garden
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in exchange for you.
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Vampire!
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The only thing
Wynonna detests more than demons
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- is her exes.
- Murder her.
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- Yah!
- Untie me!
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You could just call him,
you know.
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Really trying for high noon,
Haught?
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Isn't that what you say
after a night of drinking?
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"Hi, noon."
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Oh...
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Only I make fun
of my drinking.
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Gonna use your
fiancée's nunchuks?
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My fists are my nunchuks.
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Oh yeah?
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Oh, you dirty bitch!
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Eighteen months to practice,
all you got is older.
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Oh, no!
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Hey! Only I sweep her
off her feet.
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Ugh... Really with
the schmoop right now?
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I don't know who to cheer for.
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Cheer for fitness.
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Wrong!
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Cheer for me,
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'cause I got
Hunt for Red Haughtober
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off the homestead
and into her place of work.
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The only work I'm doing
is punching in at the...
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punching your face factory.
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Hmm. You sure?
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Cop shop's just
right over there!
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- Across the hall.
- Yeah! Why not just...
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boop on over there
real quick. No?
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- Hmm?
- You know, just for fun!
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Et tu, Earps?
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You lured me here
under false pretenses.
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Nicole.
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Purgatory needs a sheriff,
and it's gotta be you.
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Everyone in town is saying so,
right?
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Well, that's really,
really gratifying
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'cause they didn't vote for me
so they don't get me.
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Didn't you once say,
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"Everything good I have
in my life is because
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I came back to
the Ghost River Triangle"?
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Didn't you once say,
"Eat a dick"
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to a bunch of vampires?
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I should have said,
"suck a dick."
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Look, if this is guilt over
what happened with Doc--
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Whoa, wow, would you look
at the time.
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It's whatever o'clock,
and I have a wedding to plan.
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- See you at trivia tonight.
- Wow.
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That parent trap
would have made Lohan puke.
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We barely even got a nibble.
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And there's still a lineup
of people
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in the sheriff's office.
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- I was also not voted for.
- Come on.
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It's not like BBD's given you
an assignment this week.
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The town's nice and quiet.
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Oh!
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Holy shit!
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The Earp heir is gonna
hate this.
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She's gonna kill us.
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She's gonna kill me!
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Oh, noo!
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Hands off!
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Only active-duty police drink
for free at my Shorty's.
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Well, I'm sheriff emeritus.
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Sheriff avoidus, more like it.
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Help me set up
for trivia night.
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Okay, fine, but no more
sheriff talk.
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Everybody keeps asking me.
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Well, you were the best...
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since yours truly.
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I filled out the slacks
a little better.
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Know what I would like
to talk about?
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Hints for tonight's trivia.
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What local deputy had
the highest clearance rate
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in the Ghost River Triangle
of the past ten years?
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It's just not for me anymore.
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You know, that sounds like
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a fancy way of saying
you're butthurt.
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Why would I be butthurt?
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- Wait, what have you heard?
- Nothing.
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Why, did you do something?
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I'm too busy, okay?
I've got Rachel.
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She's a full-time job.
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And yet you're in the dark
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about what she did
at her part-time job.
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Oh no. Where'd she puke?
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It's her invisible monster
boyfriend downstairs.
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Damn it.
She let him out.
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Ugh! Don't tell me,
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community watch clocked someone
mowing their lawn in the buff.
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What's up?
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This life or death, Gil?
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Every pharmacy is out
of moisturizer.
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Trag'.
Also, come on, man.
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Where's Sheriff Clayborn?
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Uh...
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Wintering on a kibbutz.
Let's see,
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any of these complaints not read
like a Yelp review?
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"My neighbour put Guy Fieri ass
flames on his car?"
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Who cares?!
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Oh, this one's legit.
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If I ask for shredded lettuce,
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you better believe
I don't want full leaf.
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Look. These people are under
a lot of stress.
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Supply runs have halted.
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Cupboards are bare.
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Not to mention everything else
that happens around here.
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Exactly.
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So much happens here,
so relax!
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Go outside.
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It's above zero out there!
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'Cause right now,
things are fine.
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We offed Pumpkin-head.
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Amon's disappeared
into the ether, we're good.
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Ah yeah!
You brought the lattes!
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Oh...
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Sorry.
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No, this, this isn't mine.
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Not your... cherry pie that
you spilled all over your apron?
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Not my cherry pie.
But a cherry pie,
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which we need to investigate
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because whoever's making these
cherry pies is still out there
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and they might, uh...
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bake again.
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- Nice.
- You are terrible at codes.
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- Damn.
- Go jerk off about it, Gil.
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So where is this...
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...murdered pie?
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Didn't there used to be
a morgue?
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- Oh yeah!
- Yeah, the rats took it over.
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Ah, good for them.
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- Who's the stiff?
- Ricky Brock.
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- What a tragedy.
- Left a wife and little kids?
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No. A real loner,
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and, by all accounts,
a real jerk, but...
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he won Shorty's Trivia
last week.
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Oh, my god!
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Is that tragic?
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No, I mean, uh...
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he was part of the community.
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Well, our community, not yours,
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obviously, 'cause you lost.
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I know I was eliminated,
but how was I supposed to know
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Tobey Maguire isn't
Spider-Man anymore?
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- We all know.
- Well, on the bright side,
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at least it means that
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Ricky won't be at tonight's
Trivia finals!
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True!
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I am so sorry.
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- That is not a bright side.
- No.
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Y'all brainiacs really got
your priorities out of whack.
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Before I got knocked out,
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I was obsessed
with trivia night too.
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That aside, look at this.
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Whoa!
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Okay, my turn to react
inappropriately,
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but we're all seeing
the vampire bite marks, right?
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Yeah.
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If Mr. "I Don't Shoot
People in the Back"
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still bites people in the neck,
I guess I'm not so bad anymore.
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And even if I am, so is he.
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You don't need an excuse
to go talk to Doc.
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I don't want to talk to him.
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I need to talk
to him
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about the... poor...
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Doc couldn't have done this,
right?
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No.
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No, no, no, no, no!
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It's a yes from me, dawg.
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So we decoupled the caboose,
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but then my boys and I,
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we realized that the greenbacks,
they're in another car...
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I have great stories too.
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Mostly about killing demons.
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- With this gun.
- It's okay,
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you are safe.
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You wanna tell everyone
you're not here to kill them?
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Not everyone.
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Doc, I uh,
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need a private interrogation
with your moustache.
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Hey.
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It's okay. I get it.
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You're a vamp.
You got the hungs,
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that guy was num-nums.
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Welcome back
to the moral low ground.
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There's a great mattress
down here
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we could absolutely demolish.
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What you're implying...
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is faulty.
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I have devised a morally sound
way to satisfy my needs.
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Morally sound?
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Um. You're chilling
at a demon bar.
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They may be demons,
but even they would never...
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Oh, shoot someone in the back?
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Well, how about the front?
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You alright, Doc?
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He's fine.
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Hey. Weirdest thing...
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Some demon with fangs
killed a human.
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Any of you have any idea
who did it?
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No one here has information
for you.
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But I will keep my ear
to the ground.
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From now, on I suggest
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you do not just pop into
The Glory Hole.
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Well, isn't that the point
of a glory hole?
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Since when do you have minions?
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Goddamn law enforcement.
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The gun does tend
to go to their head.
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Hey Lil' Mama.
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What's... shakin'?
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Right, okay.
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Any idea why I might've
called you here?
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You so want me to be gay,
don't you?
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Well, we would support you
and buy you the right albums,
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but...
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nice deflection. Billy.
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What happened?
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You were there.
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Typical teen stuff.
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We should have told you
he was in the basement.
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The Clantons turned him
into that thing.
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And you said we'd fix him.
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And from now on,
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we're gonna talk more openly
about our problems.
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Like Chicken-kicker?
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- Rachel. You promised!
- I'm sorry!
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- Rachel. You swore!
- Nicole, I'm sorry!
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You do not speak about that,
ever. Ever, Rachel!
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I'm just...
I'm just worked up.
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Okay, my never-BF turned into
an invisible monster.
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For what it's worth, he seemed
really weak when I let him out.
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Not a threat at all.
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But I'm still sorry.
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Hey.
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What are we listening to?
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A podcast about Gaga.
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What?
You sure you're not even bi?
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You know,
he'd forgive you too. Doc.
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If you just told him why.
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Hey.
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Do not start.
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I know my heels
aren't touching the ground.
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I was gonna mention
the two stiffs.
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Oh. Yeah.
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It was on me to drag
in the second body.
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- I hurt my back.
- Oh...
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Number two here is
trivia nights' latest winner.
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00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:07,596
Niles!
260
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,250
The butcher? Ugh!
261
00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:11,121
He knew all the capital cities.
262
00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:12,514
He even got Dodoma!
263
00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:16,387
We should focus
on other things.
264
00:12:16,431 --> 00:12:18,912
- Yeah.
- Like, how did this happen?
265
00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:20,740
Did Doc?
266
00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:22,742
That's what I thought
at first, but...
267
00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:24,700
look at this.
268
00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:26,702
Bite marks.
269
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,748
Well, actually...
270
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:32,316
Those are too far apart
to be teeth.
271
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,362
That means our beautiful
cowboy is in the clear, but...
272
00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:37,147
Hey, what is going on
with him and Wynonna anyway?
273
00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:39,280
Doc thinks that...
274
00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:42,892
since Wynonna shot Holt,
she's off the chain.
275
00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:44,589
Is she?
276
00:12:47,723 --> 00:12:48,550
Huh.
277
00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:50,726
Does this seem light to you?
278
00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:54,469
Yeah. Kinda.
279
00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:01,781
Whoa! Waverly!
280
00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:03,870
There's nothing
obstructing it.
281
00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:05,219
It's empty!
282
00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:06,524
Whoa.
283
00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:07,787
No brains.
284
00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:08,918
Try number one!
285
00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:14,532
- Weirdly satisfying.
- Yeah!
286
00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:17,231
So what, it's a brain-stealing
demon?
287
00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:20,103
Why would they want
human brains?
288
00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:23,498
I don't know, as a souvenir,
or a trophy?
289
00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:26,240
Or something worse.
290
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:32,028
Mmm,
291
00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:35,902
I can feel
the facts and numbers.
292
00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:37,555
Mmm...
293
00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:40,080
That the last brain, then?
294
00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:41,951
Not by a shot long.
295
00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:43,779
Long shot.
296
00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:46,608
Is that the thing?
297
00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:48,915
Not by a long shot.
298
00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:51,265
We're gonna need more brains.
299
00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:53,441
A lot more brains.
300
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,102
It's okay, I'm okay.
301
00:14:02,319 --> 00:14:05,279
Don't worry. Don't worry.
302
00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:07,890
Yeah, I wasn't.
303
00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:13,417
Okay, Murderinos,
304
00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:15,202
tell me about
my least favourite murderer.
305
00:14:15,637 --> 00:14:18,248
Okay, well,
the unsub is a male,
306
00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:19,902
mid-thirties, early forties.
307
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,338
Strong,
308
00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:23,253
because the victims don't have
many defence wounds.
309
00:14:23,558 --> 00:14:25,865
He seems to have incapacitated
them easily.
310
00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:28,519
We're sure it's not
a sexy vampire?
311
00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:30,695
- Can confirm.
- Right.
312
00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:32,480
The thing is,
the murders aren't the goal.
313
00:14:32,523 --> 00:14:34,874
The brains are actually
what the demon's after.
314
00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:36,310
But...
315
00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:39,052
the weapon that caused
these puncture marks
316
00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:40,444
might be painted.
317
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:42,882
Yeah, there's a turquoise
smudging left behind,
318
00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:44,666
which isn't very demonic.
319
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:48,017
Yeah, but the demon
got the brains out
320
00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:49,932
without a trace
of a wound, so...
321
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:51,455
Baby girl. It's a demon.
322
00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:53,066
What kind of human wants brains?
323
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:54,937
Yeah. Thank you, Wynonna.
324
00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:59,376
Maybe a human
with a fetish.
325
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:02,510
Or a compulsive obsession
with intelligence.
326
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,599
Like a lot of killers,
327
00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:07,515
he's probably frustrated
at the way he's seen.
328
00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:09,647
In this case, with being seen
as smart.
329
00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:11,475
Yeah, like you. Right now.
330
00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:13,782
Save it for trivia,
downward don't.
331
00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:16,045
You save it for trivia,
online degree.
332
00:15:18,569 --> 00:15:21,311
I am going to crush you!
333
00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:24,880
Okay. Alright, so, see,
see, what I think,
334
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,187
as a smart also,
335
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:29,276
my hunch about this guy is, uh,
336
00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:31,713
he's a mur... derer. Okay?
337
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:35,673
So, so he's like a murder,
he's a murder fan.
338
00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:37,675
Who likes to---
339
00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:40,330
I left my rubber ducky
keychain
340
00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:42,376
at the sheriff's office.-
341
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,508
With a sign that says,
342
00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:46,902
"If you have an emergency,
quack it."
343
00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:52,429
Lemme guess. Your neighbour
wore white after labour day.
344
00:15:52,473 --> 00:15:54,736
- No. This is serious.
- Oh.
345
00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:56,825
Then what is it?
346
00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:58,958
So, there's this couple,
a guy and a girl.
347
00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:00,481
They were fighting.
348
00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:02,918
- Did he hit her?
- No, but, I'm sure he has.
349
00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:05,747
He just kept yelling at her
that he owned her.
350
00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:07,662
Like, "I own you, I own you!"
351
00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:09,011
And then, he threw her
into his car.
352
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:11,492
- God, that sounds awful.
- Well, yeah, it was.
353
00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:14,234
Abusive relationship
trumps brain man. Let's go.
354
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:16,714
- Where was it?
- Oh well, they drove off.
355
00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:18,238
- Did you get a plate?
- No,
356
00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:20,980
but he had, he had flames
painted on the front of his car.
357
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:21,981
Like really lame.
358
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,070
Nosy neighbours finally
pay off.
359
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:25,985
- I've got the address here.
- Okay.
360
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:27,247
Alright, let's go.
361
00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:29,510
Hey...-
362
00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:30,598
That's not all.
363
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:32,034
What is it?
364
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:33,601
I tried to break the fight up.
365
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,081
Told the guy to cool off.
366
00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:36,778
Did he attack you?
367
00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:38,040
Oh, worse.
368
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:39,476
While he was dragging
the girl to the car,
369
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,130
he turned to me and he said,
370
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:44,177
"I wish you would eat shit."
371
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,657
Yeah, yeah that's
weird phrasing.
372
00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:47,571
Yeah.
373
00:16:48,703 --> 00:16:50,009
And then I went and ate shit.
374
00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:52,533
I don't even like shit.
375
00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:01,716
Well, we know
he has a small dick.
376
00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:03,848
I probably dated him.
377
00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:09,419
Open up, it's the--
378
00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:10,725
Earp Sisters!
379
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:17,601
Uh, hi?
380
00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:19,473
Something funny?
381
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:21,518
Yeah, I was...
382
00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:23,477
thinking about something funny
I saw on the internet.
383
00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:25,783
There's a guy, said something
funny and then...
384
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:27,698
his friend said something
funny back to him.
385
00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,831
Yeah, I think I saw that one.
386
00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:33,704
Doug? Doug Warner?
387
00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:36,968
Used to be my name.
388
00:17:38,013 --> 00:17:38,796
Used to?
389
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,276
Mmm...
390
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:41,451
We're coming in.
391
00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:43,540
Your wish
is my command.
392
00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:48,067
Any hail today?
393
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:51,505
Uh, no.
394
00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:53,115
Hail is not ice pellets.
395
00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:54,421
A lot of people confuse them
396
00:17:54,464 --> 00:17:56,075
but it's actually different
precipitations.
397
00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:59,252
Just the kind of stuff
you pick up.
398
00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:02,168
Weather facts.
399
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:03,865
Neat.
400
00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:05,301
Yeah, I got a lot of 'em.
401
00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:07,173
Don't get me started on sleet.
402
00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:09,262
You know, sleet actually
goes east west.
403
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:10,698
You know how rain is up down?
404
00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:13,135
Sleet is actually all dependent
on the jet stream.
405
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:15,746
It's a big stream of wind
that flies through the...
406
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:19,054
it's just a scam perpetrated
by the post office, actually.
407
00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:20,838
Hey.
408
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:23,058
Are you doing okay?
409
00:18:24,407 --> 00:18:26,322
Just battling the trolls.
410
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:27,932
Listen.
411
00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:29,978
We're here to help.
412
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:31,806
We can get you out.
413
00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:35,244
Yeah, no you can't,
but... no big.
414
00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:41,598
What're you eating there?
What kind of sandwich is that?
415
00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:42,730
Brain.
416
00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:44,079
Cow.
417
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,125
Girl meat sandwich.
418
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:48,910
All cows are girls.
419
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:52,348
- Boy cows are bulls.
- I too graduated kindergarten.
420
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,308
You think I'm dumb?
421
00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:56,526
I think you have
brain on your chin.
422
00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:59,181
I do? Did I get it?
423
00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:00,400
I used to be dumb,
424
00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:02,576
but I'm actually getting
a lot smarter.
425
00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:05,796
Would you say you have a...
426
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:09,191
compulsive obsession
with intelligence?
427
00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:10,236
Ginny get in here!
428
00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:11,411
Leave her the fuck alone,
Doug.
429
00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:13,935
It's not Doug.
430
00:19:14,457 --> 00:19:16,894
My name is Kuru!
431
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:20,159
- Honestly this guy.
- Ginny! Get here!
432
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,073
Waverly!
He's our demon killer!
433
00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:24,075
You, you don't have
to do this, Ginny.
434
00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:25,555
'Scuse me.
435
00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:27,427
Peacemaker's not glowing!
So he's kinda just a dude!
436
00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:29,951
- Human.
- I am the demon Kuru.
437
00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:31,692
- He's a human.
- Ginny.
438
00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:35,174
No. She's not yours, buddy.
439
00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:36,740
Just lemme go to him.
440
00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:39,090
- Sweetheart, it's okay.
- What?
441
00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:45,662
You did not just
throw brain at me!
442
00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:47,490
- Argh!
- I wish her to die.
443
00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:49,449
I wish her to die.
I wish her to die.
444
00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:51,668
Then come to me.
Take my hand.
445
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:54,497
Ow! Watch the nails, girl. Ow!
446
00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:57,805
Why... Oh, come on!
447
00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:00,721
Shit!
448
00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:02,984
No way he jumped that fence.
449
00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:03,985
Hey.
450
00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:07,206
Listen. We're gonna get you
somewhere safe, okay?
451
00:20:07,554 --> 00:20:12,080
Well, I'm gonna go wash
this brain off my shirt, but...
452
00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:14,082
- Wynonna will.
- Cool...
453
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:17,172
Can't wait to be exactly
back here in a couple hours.
454
00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:27,574
Listen,
we wanna help you.
455
00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:29,706
I've seen this before,
you're the victim.
456
00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:33,797
Can you just put
the phone down a sec?
457
00:20:33,841 --> 00:20:36,322
- Nah, I'm good.
- Okay. I get it.
458
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,152
I get it. I look like a cop.
459
00:20:41,588 --> 00:20:43,154
Well, I'm not.
460
00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:47,115
I've spent several New Year's
Eveses in drunk tanks.
461
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:48,638
You're safe with me.
462
00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:51,511
Oh shit.
463
00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:53,817
That's the gun that kills us!
You're her?
464
00:20:53,861 --> 00:20:56,994
- Damn right. Hands up.
- Girl, it's chill.
465
00:20:57,038 --> 00:20:59,867
- Okay, I'm chill.
- It's you.
466
00:20:59,910 --> 00:21:00,998
You did it, didn't you?
467
00:21:01,042 --> 00:21:03,958
Yes, but it's not me,
it's his wishes!
468
00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:05,873
Wishes?
469
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,223
I'm a genie.
470
00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:10,878
Kuru's wish is my command.
471
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,707
And his wishes
are fucking nuts.
472
00:21:16,536 --> 00:21:18,364
Okay. A genie?
473
00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:20,322
Did Doug find
a lamp or something?
474
00:21:20,975 --> 00:21:23,020
One flamboyant genie
lives in a lamp,
475
00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:25,240
now suddenly we all live
in lamps. Ugh.
476
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:28,504
Well, what about a trophy?
We dusted a Marzaniok once.
477
00:21:28,548 --> 00:21:29,679
That's cute.
478
00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:32,160
No, I just needed a new master.
479
00:21:32,203 --> 00:21:34,205
Master? Honey, no.
480
00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:37,339
Doug bumped into me
at the bar, and that was it.
481
00:21:37,383 --> 00:21:39,123
That's how it works.
482
00:21:39,559 --> 00:21:41,169
And now he calls the shots.
483
00:21:41,604 --> 00:21:42,823
Not so fast.
484
00:21:43,171 --> 00:21:45,042
- Show her what you got.
- Oh, yeah.
485
00:21:47,262 --> 00:21:48,176
Your nails.
486
00:21:49,656 --> 00:21:51,310
Same colour as the wounds
found on the murder victims.
487
00:21:51,701 --> 00:21:53,355
- Your nails poison them.
- Yeah.
488
00:21:53,573 --> 00:21:54,791
But only cause
he wished them to.
489
00:21:54,835 --> 00:21:56,010
Why does he want you
to kill them?
490
00:21:56,053 --> 00:21:57,359
He wants to be the smartest
guy in town
491
00:21:57,403 --> 00:21:59,753
so he makes me kill
all the smartest people in town.
492
00:22:00,623 --> 00:22:03,757
- I mean, usually keepers--
- Keepers?
493
00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:05,541
You need to stop.
494
00:22:05,585 --> 00:22:07,151
Okay, well, usually
they're all like,
495
00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:11,286
"I want guns for hands," or like
a laser dick, but not Doug.
496
00:22:11,504 --> 00:22:14,071
Why doesn't he just wish to be
the smartest guy in town?
497
00:22:14,115 --> 00:22:16,160
Because he's not smart.
498
00:22:16,204 --> 00:22:18,859
Okay, look.
He's already killed twice.
499
00:22:18,902 --> 00:22:20,513
Three wishes.
That's all you get.
500
00:22:20,556 --> 00:22:22,210
Dude wished
for infinite wishes.
501
00:22:22,253 --> 00:22:24,212
Isn't that against
genie rules?
502
00:22:24,255 --> 00:22:27,302
No.
And don't be superstitious.
503
00:22:27,607 --> 00:22:29,652
Look. He has infinite wishes,
504
00:22:29,696 --> 00:22:31,437
so no matter what
we talk about here,
505
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,743
I'm still bound to keep
makin' them all come true.
506
00:22:33,787 --> 00:22:37,399
Except... you won't.
507
00:22:37,443 --> 00:22:38,444
Because...
508
00:22:40,097 --> 00:22:42,273
when you say he bumped into you
at the bar and became your--
509
00:22:42,622 --> 00:22:43,492
Lord?
510
00:22:44,624 --> 00:22:45,407
Yeah. None of the words
you're using
511
00:22:45,451 --> 00:22:47,540
are working for me, okay?
512
00:22:48,628 --> 00:22:50,107
You meant literally
bumped into you.
513
00:22:51,021 --> 00:22:52,022
'Cause when you were
at the house,
514
00:22:52,066 --> 00:22:53,154
you kept reaching
for each other.
515
00:22:53,197 --> 00:22:54,721
He needs to be touching you
516
00:22:54,764 --> 00:22:56,592
for his wish to come true.
517
00:22:56,636 --> 00:22:57,941
Pretty much.
518
00:22:58,420 --> 00:22:59,552
Okay, totally much.
519
00:23:00,553 --> 00:23:02,119
- Nice.
- Thanks.
520
00:23:02,729 --> 00:23:04,383
And I'm not leaving your side.
521
00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:07,429
Okay, well, I hope it works,
but he is my...
522
00:23:07,473 --> 00:23:10,432
- Don't say it!
- He's mine, I'm his. Forever.
523
00:23:10,476 --> 00:23:12,869
- Did he wish to be immortal?
- No. I can't do that.
524
00:23:12,913 --> 00:23:15,132
Or bring back people
from the dead.
525
00:23:15,176 --> 00:23:16,960
- Can you at least pretend
you watched Aladdin?
526
00:23:17,004 --> 00:23:19,093
I'm stuck with brain-eater
527
00:23:19,136 --> 00:23:21,269
- till he croaks.
- Uh. Which reminds me,
528
00:23:21,312 --> 00:23:23,010
Wynonna, I need
to show you something.
529
00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:30,583
Okay. Solid convo, but can
I get my phone back now?
530
00:23:32,498 --> 00:23:35,370
I need to see if my tweet's
doing numbers.
531
00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:38,286
Are you gonna make me watch
Aladdin?
532
00:23:38,329 --> 00:23:40,984
I-I was researching obscure
diseases for trivia night
533
00:23:41,028 --> 00:23:42,290
when I came across "Kuru,"
534
00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:44,031
the name that Doug
wants to be called.
535
00:23:44,074 --> 00:23:46,033
It's a condition
that some cannibals get
536
00:23:46,076 --> 00:23:47,251
when they eat human brains.
537
00:23:47,295 --> 00:23:49,993
- Like Mad Cow Disease?
- Yes, exactly.
538
00:23:50,037 --> 00:23:52,735
I think that Doug
ate human brain,
539
00:23:52,779 --> 00:23:54,345
got sick, googled it,
540
00:23:54,389 --> 00:23:56,435
and started calling himself
by the name of that sickness.
541
00:23:56,478 --> 00:23:59,089
Okay. Well, he's not exactly
the best of us.
542
00:23:59,133 --> 00:24:00,874
Which is why I'm not leaving
here till he's caught.
543
00:24:00,917 --> 00:24:02,832
Yes! Great idea.
You stay here.
544
00:24:02,876 --> 00:24:05,095
- I go to trivia night.
- No, Jeremy!
545
00:24:05,139 --> 00:24:06,314
We need to find a killer.
546
00:24:06,357 --> 00:24:07,707
There will be other
trivia nights.
547
00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:10,361
No, no, no! Tonight is
the finals! It's critical.
548
00:24:12,233 --> 00:24:13,408
Jeremy.
549
00:24:14,801 --> 00:24:16,455
It's your beautiful brain.
550
00:24:16,846 --> 00:24:18,065
What?
551
00:24:18,587 --> 00:24:20,328
Trivia night!
552
00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:24,114
Ginny said he wants to find
the smartest people
553
00:24:24,158 --> 00:24:26,639
so he can
eat their brains!
554
00:24:26,682 --> 00:24:27,770
Your brain!
555
00:24:27,814 --> 00:24:29,468
- That's nuts.
- It is,
556
00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:31,861
because random trivia's
obviously not
557
00:24:31,905 --> 00:24:33,515
an accurate way to judge
intelligence
558
00:24:33,559 --> 00:24:34,690
otherwise I'd still be in it.
559
00:24:34,734 --> 00:24:37,084
- Well...
- 100% coo-coo for Kuru Puffs!
560
00:24:37,388 --> 00:24:40,043
Okay, okay. So that is why
we're all so obsessed.
561
00:24:40,087 --> 00:24:42,350
Yes. And why I'm not.
Anymore.
562
00:24:42,393 --> 00:24:43,830
It has nothing to do
with you losing?
563
00:24:43,873 --> 00:24:45,745
No. It's the wish.
564
00:24:46,223 --> 00:24:48,617
Okay. Yeah, no.
That-that makes sense
565
00:24:48,661 --> 00:24:50,663
in a that-makes-no-sense
kinda way.
566
00:24:51,315 --> 00:24:54,057
Great, okay, if you are
good to guard the genie,
567
00:24:54,101 --> 00:24:57,147
then me, Waverly, Nicole and Doc
can go to trivia night
568
00:24:57,191 --> 00:24:58,671
- and take Kuru-Doug down.
- Cool.
569
00:24:58,714 --> 00:25:00,194
It shouldn't be hard.
570
00:25:00,237 --> 00:25:01,543
Without his genie he'll just be
a normal numpty. Okay.
571
00:25:01,587 --> 00:25:04,111
I'm gonna call Waverly
and tell her the plan.
572
00:25:04,415 --> 00:25:05,460
You call Doc.
573
00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:06,635
Okay.
574
00:25:06,896 --> 00:25:08,507
Okay, so it's a wish.
575
00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:10,944
And the guy will be at trivia
and then we'll do a takedown?
576
00:25:11,379 --> 00:25:13,033
The way you say "takedown"...
577
00:25:13,555 --> 00:25:16,297
I can feel your sheriff
senses tingling.
578
00:25:16,602 --> 00:25:19,387
- You loved your job.
- Well, now I love trivia.
579
00:25:19,779 --> 00:25:20,562
And you.
580
00:25:20,606 --> 00:25:21,955
In that order.
581
00:25:23,609 --> 00:25:25,567
God, what an awful wish!
582
00:25:25,611 --> 00:25:26,873
Don't change the subject.
583
00:25:26,916 --> 00:25:29,571
Hey, maybe you should try
club soda on your...
584
00:25:32,618 --> 00:25:33,619
Hey.
585
00:25:35,925 --> 00:25:37,536
I'd lost everything.
586
00:25:37,927 --> 00:25:40,451
The woman I love, my friends.
587
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:43,237
Then I lost the election.
588
00:25:43,629 --> 00:25:44,804
To Holt.
589
00:25:46,153 --> 00:25:49,330
It was the last straw,
so I did something.
590
00:25:50,070 --> 00:25:52,333
Is this a froggy thing again?
591
00:25:54,161 --> 00:25:56,206
Now everybody
in Purgatory hates me.
592
00:25:57,512 --> 00:25:58,252
So?
593
00:25:59,645 --> 00:26:02,125
Everyone hates Wynonna,
and she still Wynonnas.
594
00:26:02,996 --> 00:26:05,172
- I'm sure it's fine.
- It's not.
595
00:26:07,435 --> 00:26:08,392
Look.
596
00:26:09,524 --> 00:26:11,352
Brain stain aside,
597
00:26:12,353 --> 00:26:14,660
we're so close to being happy.
598
00:26:15,661 --> 00:26:18,402
I never want you to blunt
your ambition.
599
00:26:20,404 --> 00:26:24,104
It's one of the things
that makes you... you.
600
00:26:26,541 --> 00:26:27,673
I got you back.
601
00:26:28,674 --> 00:26:30,066
That's my happy.
602
00:26:40,381 --> 00:26:42,078
He's gonna come get me.
603
00:26:43,427 --> 00:26:44,951
Maybe you should just relax.
604
00:26:44,994 --> 00:26:46,517
Genies don't relax.
605
00:26:46,692 --> 00:26:49,433
Okay? I'd have to have my own
needs and desires for that,
606
00:26:49,477 --> 00:26:51,784
rather than just
fulfill wishes.
607
00:26:52,698 --> 00:26:53,960
You killed people.
608
00:26:54,003 --> 00:26:55,396
Doug killed people.
609
00:26:55,788 --> 00:26:58,442
- I did my job.
- Right.
610
00:26:58,486 --> 00:27:01,707
Genies don't kill people.
People with genies kill people.
611
00:27:01,750 --> 00:27:02,838
Facts.
612
00:27:04,144 --> 00:27:04,623
Well, maybe don't pick
an asshole next time.
613
00:27:08,148 --> 00:27:10,063
You saying I have
bad taste in men?
614
00:27:12,021 --> 00:27:14,589
I get the bad boy thing.
615
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:15,546
Doug?
616
00:27:15,590 --> 00:27:18,071
- Ew. No, he's just my--
- Bah!
617
00:27:18,549 --> 00:27:21,509
Uh... he's my
"wish-getting guy."
618
00:27:21,552 --> 00:27:24,468
- Thank you.
- It's not romantic.
619
00:27:25,731 --> 00:27:30,257
Even when they are cute,
they're all Kuru in the end.
620
00:27:30,953 --> 00:27:32,476
I'd retweet that.
621
00:27:34,696 --> 00:27:36,002
What's the capital
of Tanzania?
622
00:27:36,045 --> 00:27:37,394
Ah! Dodoma!
623
00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:42,008
I could help with those
butterflies
624
00:27:42,051 --> 00:27:43,923
- if you just told me.
- Never.
625
00:27:44,488 --> 00:27:47,013
Oh, my God, why am I here,
why am I here?
626
00:27:47,056 --> 00:27:48,362
Why am I...
627
00:27:48,971 --> 00:27:51,626
You're here because
we want to decide
628
00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:54,063
who has Purgatory's
tastiest brain.
629
00:27:54,107 --> 00:27:55,238
Right, yeah.
630
00:27:55,282 --> 00:27:57,240
And so does the killer.
631
00:27:57,284 --> 00:28:00,591
And when he comes,
we'll take him down.
632
00:28:02,115 --> 00:28:05,466
Wow. Chicken-kicker
shows her face.
633
00:28:05,509 --> 00:28:06,859
What did you just call her?
634
00:28:13,996 --> 00:28:16,129
Alright, settle down.
635
00:28:16,999 --> 00:28:17,957
Come on.
636
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,785
Start your brain engines,
folks.
637
00:28:19,828 --> 00:28:20,829
Take your seats.
638
00:28:20,873 --> 00:28:23,049
Nope. I am taking no seats.
639
00:28:23,092 --> 00:28:24,441
Nicole! Wait!
640
00:28:24,485 --> 00:28:28,271
I mean... I can't go with you,
but I love you!
641
00:28:34,887 --> 00:28:36,062
Ow!
642
00:28:36,105 --> 00:28:38,064
Argh! Great. Kuru's wish
643
00:28:38,107 --> 00:28:40,414
means I literally
can't leave trivia night.
644
00:28:41,154 --> 00:28:42,764
You've got to be kidding me.
645
00:28:45,419 --> 00:28:47,551
At least there's no Reaper
anymore.
646
00:28:47,813 --> 00:28:49,031
Alright folks!
647
00:28:49,075 --> 00:28:52,382
Now, seeing as how
this is sudden death,
648
00:28:52,426 --> 00:28:53,819
you buzz in with
one wrong answer
649
00:28:53,862 --> 00:28:56,038
and that's all she wrote
for you, you're done.
650
00:28:56,082 --> 00:28:57,344
You dig?
651
00:28:58,127 --> 00:28:59,128
Finalists?
652
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,261
You made it to the end?
653
00:29:01,478 --> 00:29:03,524
- Oh, I don't sleep, Earp.
- Okay, remember guys,
654
00:29:03,567 --> 00:29:05,004
we're here
to catch a killer.
655
00:29:05,047 --> 00:29:07,441
After I best you
at Pop Culture 101.
656
00:29:07,833 --> 00:29:09,573
As if, Oldie Hawn.
657
00:29:09,617 --> 00:29:10,792
Also, I love you.
658
00:29:11,184 --> 00:29:12,751
Question number one.
659
00:29:12,968 --> 00:29:14,491
This famous songstress
660
00:29:14,535 --> 00:29:16,667
is the youngest of 14 siblings.
661
00:29:16,711 --> 00:29:19,018
Celine!
662
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:21,585
Looks like a fun night
ahead of us.
663
00:29:21,629 --> 00:29:23,370
That one's a draw.
Question number two.
664
00:29:23,413 --> 00:29:24,850
Turkmenistan!
665
00:29:24,893 --> 00:29:26,242
Fuür Elise!
666
00:29:26,286 --> 00:29:29,419
Kristy Yamaguchi!
667
00:29:29,463 --> 00:29:31,508
Correct. Next question.
668
00:29:31,552 --> 00:29:33,423
Ah! The archangel Gabriel.
669
00:29:33,467 --> 00:29:35,164
Gah! That should've been mine!
670
00:29:35,208 --> 00:29:38,820
I'm the... one who read
Paradise Lost.
671
00:29:38,864 --> 00:29:40,517
- Next question.
- Dunkeroos!
672
00:29:40,561 --> 00:29:41,823
Quaaludes!
673
00:29:41,867 --> 00:29:43,129
Armie Hammer.
674
00:29:43,172 --> 00:29:44,043
Correct.
675
00:29:44,086 --> 00:29:45,218
Ooh! The planet Ork!
676
00:29:45,261 --> 00:29:47,481
The Republic of Djibouti!
677
00:29:48,003 --> 00:29:50,832
Justin, Joey, Chris,
JC and Lance.
678
00:29:51,050 --> 00:29:54,618
Correct.
679
00:29:54,662 --> 00:29:55,837
- Boron!
- No!
680
00:29:55,881 --> 00:29:57,621
I'm the science guy!
681
00:29:57,970 --> 00:29:59,145
Jack Ruby.
682
00:29:59,188 --> 00:30:01,277
Oswald, he was a patsy.
683
00:30:01,321 --> 00:30:02,496
You are correct.
684
00:30:03,366 --> 00:30:05,804
Correct.-
685
00:30:05,847 --> 00:30:07,718
Correct.
686
00:30:07,762 --> 00:30:09,242
- Correct.
- Yes!
687
00:30:10,591 --> 00:30:12,767
Okay, here's one
for the cowboys.
688
00:30:13,028 --> 00:30:14,682
Now known as
the "dead man's hand,"
689
00:30:14,725 --> 00:30:18,077
what combination of cards
was Wild Bill Hickock holding
690
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:19,818
- when he was shot in the back?
- Ugh!
691
00:30:19,861 --> 00:30:21,515
Mr. Holliday.
692
00:30:21,558 --> 00:30:23,430
William had himself
a deuce and a seven,
693
00:30:23,473 --> 00:30:25,867
which is a death
unto itself.
694
00:30:25,911 --> 00:30:28,043
Dead man's hand is a pair
of aces and eights.
695
00:30:28,087 --> 00:30:30,393
Uh, yeah, that is not
what he had.
696
00:30:30,437 --> 00:30:32,004
I was there.-
697
00:30:33,309 --> 00:30:34,658
Did he just say he was there?
698
00:30:34,702 --> 00:30:37,531
Yeah, wow, you really need
another mint, Bradley.
699
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,403
Sorry Doc, but you're out.
700
00:30:40,447 --> 00:30:42,231
This is an outrage,
701
00:30:42,275 --> 00:30:44,277
I must remain in this battle
and prove that
702
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:46,540
it is I that has
the ideal brain.
703
00:30:47,454 --> 00:30:49,630
Wait. Why is it still just us?
704
00:30:49,673 --> 00:30:51,327
Where is the man
that calls himself Kuru?
705
00:30:51,371 --> 00:30:53,808
Boo! Down in front!
706
00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:55,723
- Boo!
- Move it along.
707
00:30:55,766 --> 00:30:57,159
You're still my favourite,
boo.
708
00:30:57,203 --> 00:31:00,510
Okay, wait. So, now,
he's the vampire demon leader?
709
00:31:00,554 --> 00:31:02,599
I know, it's messed up.
710
00:31:04,427 --> 00:31:07,039
Well, I can tell you,
love messed up.
711
00:31:07,604 --> 00:31:09,171
At least I know my keeper.
712
00:31:09,215 --> 00:31:12,087
- Hey. Stop saying that word!
- Why?
713
00:31:12,131 --> 00:31:13,697
Because it's got
horrible connotations.
714
00:31:13,741 --> 00:31:15,961
That's the reality
for some of us.
715
00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:17,832
Both of us.
716
00:31:18,311 --> 00:31:20,400
I still have the gun
that can kill you.
717
00:31:20,443 --> 00:31:22,793
Or does it have you, honey?-
718
00:31:26,667 --> 00:31:31,933
Okay, please. Can I just quickly
just peek at my notifications?
719
00:31:31,977 --> 00:31:32,978
Please?
720
00:31:33,282 --> 00:31:34,414
Please.
721
00:31:34,936 --> 00:31:37,504
Just don't text Doug.
722
00:31:37,547 --> 00:31:39,027
Ghost him till he dies.
723
00:31:39,071 --> 00:31:40,594
I'm worse than a ghost.
724
00:31:40,986 --> 00:31:42,944
Ugh.
725
00:31:42,988 --> 00:31:46,426
Ugh... he wished he could
walk through walls.
726
00:31:46,817 --> 00:31:48,471
I wish Wynonna would open
the cell.
727
00:31:57,393 --> 00:31:59,004
Why aren't you
at trivia night?
728
00:32:00,179 --> 00:32:02,964
Back at the house,
I realized...
729
00:32:03,008 --> 00:32:04,052
street brains.
730
00:32:05,271 --> 00:32:07,012
You mean street smarts?
731
00:32:09,623 --> 00:32:13,627
Street brains
are brains that I want too.
732
00:32:14,541 --> 00:32:18,110
That's what you have. So, you.
733
00:32:19,894 --> 00:32:21,548
Ugh.
734
00:32:21,591 --> 00:32:24,246
I wish for her to say
bye-bye to her brain.
735
00:32:28,033 --> 00:32:29,730
Bye-bye, brain.
736
00:32:30,774 --> 00:32:32,733
We must leave.
The killer is not here
737
00:32:32,776 --> 00:32:33,995
which means he's heading
for his genie,
738
00:32:34,039 --> 00:32:35,301
putting Wynonna in danger.
739
00:32:35,344 --> 00:32:36,737
Yes, okay, yeah, you're right.
You're right!
740
00:32:36,780 --> 00:32:38,217
- Yeah. We have to help her.
- Alright,
741
00:32:38,260 --> 00:32:39,522
we've done the final
calculations,
742
00:32:39,566 --> 00:32:40,915
and it turns out it's a dead tie
743
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:44,701
between Waverly Earp
and Jeremy Chetri.
744
00:32:44,745 --> 00:32:46,834
Come on up here for
a sudden-death playoff round.
745
00:32:46,877 --> 00:32:49,315
I am
so sorry, Doc, I can't help it!
746
00:32:49,358 --> 00:32:50,751
Neither can I.
747
00:32:50,794 --> 00:32:53,188
If I have to do this alone
then I will!
748
00:32:53,232 --> 00:32:54,233
One question at a time,
749
00:32:54,276 --> 00:32:55,930
- five seconds to answer.
- Okay.
750
00:32:59,412 --> 00:33:02,328
Dammit.
I simply cannot miss trivia.
751
00:33:02,371 --> 00:33:05,200
Literally. We cannot waste
another moment.
752
00:33:05,244 --> 00:33:06,985
One of you must lose,
and posthaste.
753
00:33:07,028 --> 00:33:11,032
- Well, she's your sister!
- Uh! You're found family!
754
00:33:11,076 --> 00:33:12,468
You chose her. You lose.
755
00:33:12,512 --> 00:33:13,861
Snap out of it!
756
00:33:13,904 --> 00:33:15,471
We can't!
757
00:33:16,255 --> 00:33:18,083
If we have no other choice.
758
00:33:19,780 --> 00:33:21,390
I wish she would lie
on the gurney.
759
00:33:28,267 --> 00:33:29,703
I guess I know
what's next.
760
00:33:30,051 --> 00:33:34,447
- What's that?
- You get me to finish the job.
761
00:33:35,926 --> 00:33:36,927
Mm-hmm.
762
00:33:38,451 --> 00:33:39,800
Fine!
763
00:33:42,107 --> 00:33:44,239
- I wish for a knife.
- Doug.
764
00:33:44,283 --> 00:33:45,675
Kuru!
765
00:33:45,719 --> 00:33:48,548
I am the demon Kuru.
766
00:33:49,636 --> 00:33:51,420
I will be removing this brain...
767
00:33:51,464 --> 00:33:53,814
...myself.
768
00:33:56,469 --> 00:33:58,558
Doc! Hey, what's going
on up there?
769
00:33:58,601 --> 00:34:00,473
Jeremy and Waverly
are caught in a stalemate.
770
00:34:00,516 --> 00:34:02,910
And I believe Wynonna
to be in grave danger.
771
00:34:02,953 --> 00:34:04,433
- So I take it you're stuck
here too?
772
00:34:04,477 --> 00:34:06,783
Well, I suppose we all are
until trivia ends,
773
00:34:06,827 --> 00:34:08,829
when one of them
answers incorrectly.
774
00:34:09,395 --> 00:34:10,874
Or doesn't answer at all.
775
00:34:13,399 --> 00:34:15,009
We'll need a distraction.
776
00:34:17,707 --> 00:34:19,144
We need Chicken-kicker.
777
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,148
Okay. Next question.
778
00:34:23,191 --> 00:34:24,453
According to Greek
mythology...
779
00:34:24,497 --> 00:34:25,715
Hey. Phone. Now.
780
00:34:25,759 --> 00:34:27,500
Oh, please don't check
my browser history.
781
00:34:27,935 --> 00:34:29,676
Okay, we'll talk
about that later.
782
00:34:30,155 --> 00:34:32,244
- Rachel, I need the video.
- What video?
783
00:34:32,679 --> 00:34:35,247
The video. Chicken-kicker.
784
00:34:35,290 --> 00:34:37,118
I deleted it.
I respect the ban.
785
00:34:37,162 --> 00:34:39,555
No one in their right mind
would delete that video.
786
00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:43,081
It's in a folder marked
"Tax Stuff."
787
00:34:44,169 --> 00:34:45,866
Clever girl.
788
00:34:46,475 --> 00:34:49,478
Okay, I just need to find
the Bluetooth.
789
00:34:49,522 --> 00:34:51,089
Waverly Earp.
790
00:34:51,132 --> 00:34:54,744
A tribe in Papua New Guinea
is affected by this condition
791
00:34:54,788 --> 00:34:57,095
- when eating brain.
- Oh!
792
00:34:57,660 --> 00:34:59,227
Goodbye, self-respect.
793
00:35:00,446 --> 00:35:01,664
Hello.
794
00:35:03,188 --> 00:35:05,973
You losers didn't vote for me
for Sheriff,
795
00:35:06,016 --> 00:35:07,322
but I stayed!
796
00:35:07,714 --> 00:35:10,064
I'm the one
who stayed!
797
00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:14,242
And now you just wanna stuff
your dumb faces
798
00:35:14,286 --> 00:35:15,504
while celebrating Holt?!
799
00:35:15,548 --> 00:35:16,984
Waverly, do you have
an answer?
800
00:35:17,027 --> 00:35:21,815
Well, fuck your votes,
fuck your dinner!
801
00:35:21,858 --> 00:35:23,947
And fuck this chicken!
802
00:35:26,776 --> 00:35:28,082
Your chance to win
the tournament.
803
00:35:28,387 --> 00:35:30,911
Kuru!
804
00:35:30,954 --> 00:35:32,956
Yes! Jeremy Chetri,
805
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,525
you have the biggest,
tastiest brain in Purgatory!
806
00:35:36,569 --> 00:35:38,136
Yeah!
807
00:35:43,228 --> 00:35:44,577
What?
808
00:35:44,620 --> 00:35:46,318
I'm sorry, I'm sure
your brain tastes terrible.
809
00:35:48,407 --> 00:35:49,669
Praise be.
810
00:35:50,670 --> 00:35:53,368
Ginny! Ginny,
get Peacemaker! Help!
811
00:35:53,412 --> 00:35:54,587
I can't do shit.
812
00:35:56,371 --> 00:35:58,286
Help!
813
00:35:58,330 --> 00:35:59,766
And I need a more
Zen atmosphere.
814
00:35:59,809 --> 00:36:01,333
I wish for her
to stop screaming.
815
00:36:06,033 --> 00:36:07,600
You know, I don't feel so good.
816
00:36:08,253 --> 00:36:09,558
I wish for a bigger knife.
817
00:36:09,602 --> 00:36:11,299
Sure, that's
what's stopping you.
818
00:36:11,343 --> 00:36:13,083
I am Kuru!
819
00:36:13,345 --> 00:36:15,564
I am Kuru,
and I can be strong too.
820
00:36:17,262 --> 00:36:18,219
I can be st...
821
00:36:19,612 --> 00:36:22,136
Okay. Just come to me
and I'll take care of it.
822
00:36:22,354 --> 00:36:23,833
I need street brains.
823
00:36:24,138 --> 00:36:25,444
I wish...
824
00:36:26,227 --> 00:36:28,882
I tried Wynonna,
but it is what it is.
825
00:36:33,539 --> 00:36:36,759
Whoa! What the hell! Ah!
826
00:36:36,803 --> 00:36:38,326
He's dead, Wynonna.
827
00:36:38,370 --> 00:36:42,200
- Were you gonna let him cut me?
- Uh, I was killing time.
828
00:36:42,243 --> 00:36:44,158
His cannibal brain's been
rotting for weeks.
829
00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,769
It was obv he was
about to kick it, so...
830
00:36:48,641 --> 00:36:50,425
Sup, Doc. Where ya been?
831
00:36:50,469 --> 00:36:51,818
You alright?
832
00:36:52,166 --> 00:36:54,081
It's all Kuru, baby.
833
00:36:54,951 --> 00:36:56,431
So, who had the tastiest brain?
834
00:36:56,475 --> 00:36:58,041
So this is yours?
835
00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:01,306
Hey... I'm Ginny.
836
00:37:04,570 --> 00:37:06,659
A drink for the champion!
837
00:37:06,702 --> 00:37:09,836
Oh! Hey!
Do you wanna try on the hat?
838
00:37:10,140 --> 00:37:11,968
- I'm good.
- Nah, seriously,
839
00:37:12,012 --> 00:37:14,841
- you should try it on.
- Nah.
840
00:37:14,884 --> 00:37:16,799
I don't have to sit here
if you don't want me to.
841
00:37:16,843 --> 00:37:18,148
And miss my opportunity
842
00:37:18,192 --> 00:37:20,455
to speak with
the Chicken-kicker herself?
843
00:37:20,499 --> 00:37:21,891
Okay, well,
844
00:37:21,935 --> 00:37:24,459
anything that you want to know
on chicken kicking,
845
00:37:24,503 --> 00:37:26,200
I will happily oblige.
846
00:37:27,506 --> 00:37:29,986
But I know there's something
else you'd rather hear about.
847
00:37:30,030 --> 00:37:33,120
You were gonna trade me
to the Clantons?
848
00:37:33,381 --> 00:37:35,165
Look.
There's no excuse, okay?
849
00:37:35,209 --> 00:37:38,212
But... I had reasons.
850
00:37:38,952 --> 00:37:40,170
It brought Waverly home to me.
851
00:37:40,214 --> 00:37:42,695
- I was a part of that too.
- I know.
852
00:37:43,870 --> 00:37:46,176
I will be forever grateful.
853
00:37:48,178 --> 00:37:50,529
Doc, I'm sorry,
but I had to be sure.
854
00:37:51,051 --> 00:37:52,487
What did they even
want with me?
855
00:37:52,531 --> 00:37:54,054
No clue.
856
00:37:54,576 --> 00:37:56,752
But I knew that whatever
it was,
857
00:37:56,796 --> 00:37:57,710
that you could handle it.
858
00:37:59,189 --> 00:38:01,670
And if you didn't, then
we were gonna figure it out.
859
00:38:01,714 --> 00:38:02,802
Together.
860
00:38:03,846 --> 00:38:05,239
'Cause I'd fight
for you too, Doc.
861
00:38:07,546 --> 00:38:09,417
I appreciate that,
Sheriff Haught.
862
00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:13,073
You know you're the only one
who still calls me that, right?
863
00:38:13,116 --> 00:38:16,076
The badge alone does not
give the authority.
864
00:38:17,077 --> 00:38:20,298
Yeah. Tell that to the people
who saw me kick a chicken.
865
00:38:24,258 --> 00:38:25,259
Why don't you tell them?
866
00:38:36,836 --> 00:38:38,228
Hey everybody, listen up!
867
00:38:41,057 --> 00:38:43,408
Yeah. You getting this? Good.
868
00:38:47,455 --> 00:38:48,935
who voted for me?
869
00:38:53,418 --> 00:38:55,942
Well, I don't care.
I'm not embarrassed about it.
870
00:38:55,985 --> 00:38:57,944
We all do things
we regret, right?
871
00:38:58,597 --> 00:39:00,381
So yeah, okay.
872
00:39:00,425 --> 00:39:02,731
I am Chicken-kicker.
873
00:39:02,949 --> 00:39:04,342
Yeah, ya are!
874
00:39:04,385 --> 00:39:06,169
But I'm still gonna be
your sheriff.
875
00:39:06,605 --> 00:39:07,997
'Cause I made a promise.
876
00:39:08,258 --> 00:39:11,914
I made a promise
to serve and protect
877
00:39:11,958 --> 00:39:14,352
every single person
in this town.
878
00:39:16,179 --> 00:39:17,703
Even those that break the law.
879
00:39:18,530 --> 00:39:21,968
Or slice their grilled cheese
sandwich lengthwise instead
880
00:39:22,011 --> 00:39:25,058
of diagonally, which...
I've never understood.
881
00:39:25,798 --> 00:39:28,061
Or don't like me...
882
00:39:29,454 --> 00:39:30,803
because I'm an outsider.
883
00:39:32,718 --> 00:39:33,936
Because I'm gay.
884
00:39:35,808 --> 00:39:37,287
I don't care that she's gay!
885
00:39:37,331 --> 00:39:40,334
Even those who literally
ate feces.
886
00:39:41,814 --> 00:39:43,772
You eat shit one time
and it's...
887
00:39:43,816 --> 00:39:45,818
It's kinda like kicking
a chicken.
888
00:39:46,166 --> 00:39:47,210
One time.
889
00:39:50,823 --> 00:39:53,129
You know, folks,
we've all made mistakes.
890
00:39:53,652 --> 00:39:57,003
And it usually happens with
things we care about the most.
891
00:40:00,354 --> 00:40:03,357
We do need you,
Sheriff Haught.
892
00:40:06,055 --> 00:40:08,928
Revote's unanimous.
You're reinstated.
893
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:17,415
Oh, my god.
894
00:40:17,458 --> 00:40:20,374
I finally get
Wynonna's bad boy thing.
895
00:40:20,766 --> 00:40:22,463
Chicken-kicker is hot.
896
00:40:38,697 --> 00:40:41,221
Here to be my matriarch?
897
00:40:41,526 --> 00:40:42,875
No.
898
00:40:46,618 --> 00:40:47,749
But we got him.
899
00:40:48,097 --> 00:40:50,099
- The disease got him.
- Did it?
900
00:40:50,143 --> 00:40:53,712
- Or do all your... masters...
- Careful.
901
00:40:53,755 --> 00:40:54,974
...die like that?
902
00:40:55,017 --> 00:40:58,020
- Diseased and full of rot.
- Doug was sick.
903
00:40:58,064 --> 00:40:59,631
Dude ate brain.
904
00:40:59,674 --> 00:41:01,110
See, what I think,
905
00:41:02,068 --> 00:41:03,591
having a genie,
906
00:41:04,070 --> 00:41:06,986
all that choice,
it makes them insane.
907
00:41:07,029 --> 00:41:11,207
And then you get to kill
for them. You like it.
908
00:41:11,251 --> 00:41:13,645
Well, I was just doing
what I have to do.
909
00:41:13,688 --> 00:41:15,255
I'm the victim.
910
00:41:15,603 --> 00:41:16,909
You said so yourself.
911
00:41:16,952 --> 00:41:19,302
You may be a genie,
but you are still a demon.
912
00:41:19,564 --> 00:41:21,043
He was just some idiot.
913
00:41:21,087 --> 00:41:22,567
And you'll find another one.
914
00:41:24,264 --> 00:41:25,526
You're too powerful a weapon.
915
00:41:27,180 --> 00:41:29,182
I realized it when you got Doug
to wish for me to be quiet.
916
00:41:29,225 --> 00:41:31,053
I couldn't listen
to you cry for help
917
00:41:31,097 --> 00:41:32,402
when I couldn't help you!
918
00:41:32,446 --> 00:41:34,404
You gotta listen
to the screams.
919
00:41:34,622 --> 00:41:37,364
You have to look the cost
of this in the eye
920
00:41:38,017 --> 00:41:40,280
and tell it to go fuck itself.
921
00:41:43,805 --> 00:41:45,067
Okay.
922
00:41:46,895 --> 00:41:48,462
You want a new choice?
923
00:41:52,901 --> 00:41:54,642
Have all the choices you want.
924
00:41:54,947 --> 00:41:55,991
I've already had a curse.
925
00:41:56,035 --> 00:41:59,081
I can stop what's coming.
926
00:41:59,125 --> 00:42:00,953
I could make him
love you again.
927
00:42:06,741 --> 00:42:07,742
Hmm.
928
00:42:13,139 --> 00:42:15,315
Make Doc choke it down.
929
00:42:15,358 --> 00:42:16,446
I get it.
930
00:42:17,447 --> 00:42:18,492
I'm poison too.
931
00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:21,495
With a psychotic gun
for a master.
932
00:42:21,974 --> 00:42:23,149
We're the same.
933
00:42:23,192 --> 00:42:25,107
The difference is that...
934
00:42:26,848 --> 00:42:27,719
you have a way out.
935
00:42:27,762 --> 00:42:29,808
No, you don't have to.
936
00:42:29,851 --> 00:42:31,026
Genie.
937
00:42:37,511 --> 00:42:38,686
You're free.
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