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I had to admit,
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it was intoxicating being
in the band.
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I mean, just look
at these guys.
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Since my breakthrough
at the pub, I was all-in.
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We were Lady Parts.
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♪ I am alpha and omega ♪
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♪ I am Nintendo Sega ♪
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♪ I am Babylon, Iraq ♪
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♪ I'm Hackney after dark ♪
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♪ I'm a woman and
I am a creature ♪
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♪ A Madonna and the whore ♪
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♪ I'm the zombie queen,
I'll eat your brain ♪
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♪ I am the girl next door ♪
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♪ I'm a zombie queen ♪
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♪ I'll eat your brains ♪
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♪ Broken by the empire ♪
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♪ Raised by MTV ♪
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♪ Misfit of the motherland ♪
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♪ Still fish and chips
for tea ♪
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♪ Broken by the empire ♪
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♪ Raised by MTV ♪
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♪ But still it's fish and chips
for tea ♪
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♪ I'm the glint in
the milkman's eye ♪
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♪ I'm your mama when
you make her cry ♪
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♪ Existential, who am I? ♪
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♪ Fuck it, let's get high ♪
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♪ I float like a
fart in the air ♪
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♪ I stink like your dad,
don't care ♪
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♪ I'm the POC BAME DOA PTSA ♪
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♪ I'm a POC ♪
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♪ BAME ♪
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♪ DOA PTSA ♪
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♪ Broken by the empire,
raised my MTV ♪
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♪ But still it's fish and chips
for tea ♪
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All right, lads.
I'm off.
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- Ooh!
- Oi, oi, oi.
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Fuck off.
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Over the last few weeks,
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Ayesha and Zarina had been
seeing a lot of each other.
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And they had the selfies
to prove it.
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I've supported the clothing
line since their inception.
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"Inception."
Great film.
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The way they combine textures
and colours,
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it's just, like, ah!
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It's hella magnifique.
You are gonna love it.
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Fucking love textures.
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Despite Ayesha's
frosty exterior,
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when she fancied someone,
she had zero chill.
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Hey, so are we, you know?
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Are we what?
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A thing?
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I don't know.
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Why not?
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Things seemed to be
going well for Ayesha.
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Oh, my God!
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You look really beautiful!
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And as for me,
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I was successfully juggling
being in the band
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while still being there
for Noor.
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- Look at her.
- Oh, my God.
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I'm sorry.
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- Noor?
- Noor.
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- Wait.
- It's okay.
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- Hey.
- Hey, you all right?
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Yeah, yeah.
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It's just, um,
what if this isn't right?
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Listen to me.
You are Noor.
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You're a trailblazer,
a trendsetter.
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You march to the beat
of your own drum.
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- I do?
- Yes.
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It looks like
I'd learned something
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from all those Saira
pep talks.
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You are the strongest,
kindest person I know.
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I see how happy
Imran makes you.
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He's a sweet boo.
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♪ Broken by the empire,
raised by MTV ♪
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♪ But still,
it's fish and chips for tea ♪
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You guys are amazing.
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Literally the best thing ever.
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We all had our dreams about
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what Zarina's magazine piece
could mean for us.
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♪ Why be good enough when you
could be a success ♪
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♪ Why be good enough when you
could be the damn best ♪
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♪ You're gonna be a success ♪
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♪ You're gonna be a success ♪
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♪ Why be good enough when you
could be the damn best ♪
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♪ When you're different,
you have to represent ♪
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♪ Be better than the rest,
better than the rest ♪
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♪ Better than the rest,
better than the rest ♪
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♪ You're gonna be a success ♪
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♪ You're gonna be a success ♪
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♪ Why be good enough when you
could be the damn best ♪
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♪ When you're different,
you have to represent ♪
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♪ Be better than the rest,
better than the rest ♪
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♪ Why be good enough when you
could be a success ♪
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I've never actually ever been
interviewed before.
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Except this one time, for
the "Bacteria Digest Podcast."
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Zarina said she wanted to get
under the skin of Lady Parts,
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show the world
who we really were.
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- Why do I wear a niqab?
- Mm-hmm.
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Well, it makes me feel
closer to God,
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which is obvs really nice
in these crumbling times.
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But also wearing it
makes me feel confident,
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like Queen Nefertiti
or Beyoncé.
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So your husband's
an artist, too.
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Yeah.
Well, he's a poet.
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And he runs
these amazing poetry nights.
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But by day,
he's a mortgage advisor.
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- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.
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- This is your manifesto.
- Yeah.
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- Wow.
- Um, uh, yeah.
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It outlines who we are
and what we stand for.
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We're sisters who
pray together, play together,
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speaking our truth to whoever
can be arsed to listen.
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Amazing.
Yes, okay.
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It seemed like Zarina really
got what Lady Parts was about.
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Great, great, great, great.
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Babe, you're amazing.
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Oh, thank you.
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But then,
at a certain point...
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I noticed you haven't
mentioned being in the band
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on your Instagram, Facebook,
Twitter, TikTok.
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Why?
What are you ashamed of?
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I─um─
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This is quite
a statement look.
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Thank you.
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Some people might think
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you're doing it
for the attention.
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So your husband prefers
that you don't work.
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What?
No, no.
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So you're choosing
not to work.
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Well, yeah.
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And is that you trying
to uphold...
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Traditional Muslim values?
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What? No, no.
Traditional values?
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Nah.
Fuck that.
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I'm just─um, well,
Wasim and I, we, uh─
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Luckily, Zarina's tough
questions were no match
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for my intellect.
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And I'm not ashamed.
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I─I laugh in the face
of shame.
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Shame is lame.
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So you're saying
you have no shame.
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What?
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You mentioned
external oppressors.
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So are you saying
the misogynistic forces
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within the Muslim community
are oppressing you?
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That's an oversimplification
of what I'm saying.
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But it's part of what
you're saying.
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Sorry, Zarina,
some of these questions,
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they're a bit─I mean,
you're really working an angle.
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Oh, hon,
I know what I'm doing.
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You don't want this to be
just a puff piece, do you?
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- No.
- What was going on?
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Was Zarina just being
a thorough journalist?
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It was hard to say.
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she was Ayesha's girlfriend.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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And Ayesha had fallen hard.
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You got kicked out
of the mosque?
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Yeah, but it wasn't my fault.
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This old lady
was going off on me
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'cause my phone went off
during prayers.
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Honest mistake.
Could happen to anyone.
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It's just that my ringtone was
Slipknot,
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and she kept going on saying
how the devil was in me,
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and it deffo wasn't.
I was there to pray.
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It's just that I forgot
to put my phone on silent.
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So I acted in self-defence,
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and I told her
to, you know, piss off.
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You told an old lady
at the mosque to piss off?
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She wasn't that old.
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Okay. And where did the band
come into this?
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Well, Saira was praying
next to me,
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and she heard my phone go off,
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and that's when she, you know,
popped the question.
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"Will you be in the band?"
I said yeah.
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I didn't play drums
at that point.
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I learned on the job,
as they say.
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Nice, nice, nice.
Okay.
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And how does it feel
to be a queer, Muslim woman?
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Zarina, you mind
if we don't go there?
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Sweetheart.
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Think of all the queer kids
who would feel so seen
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if you just said
who you really were.
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Plus, you're a punk.
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Aren't you supposed to not care
what people think?
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Yeah.
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I don't know.
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It's okay, hon.
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You are just not there
on your journey.
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♪ Gold teeth and a curse
for this town ♪
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♪ Were all in my mouth ♪
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♪ Only I don't know how ♪
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♪ They got out, dear ♪
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♪ Turn me back into the pet ♪
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♪ I was when we met ♪
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♪ I was happier then
with no mindset ♪
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What's up, sis?
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Happy birthday!
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You're looking good.
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You good?
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Good, good.
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I got your "NME."
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You're welcome.
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Mate, so much has happened.
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Got a new guitarist,
who's dope.
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Also...
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Lady Parts are gonna be
in a magazine, too.
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Not like the "NME"
or the "Rolling Stone,"
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but some online thing.
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It's the new shit.
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Apparently where it's at
these days.
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Wish you were here.
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Anywho, as promised,
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here we go.
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"Hole. The sweet revenge
of Courtney Love.
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"Wednesday, the phone rings.
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" 'I'm busted.'
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" It's Courtney.
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She hasn't called
for three years."
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♪ Godspeed all the bakers
at dawn ♪
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♪ May they all cut
their thumbs ♪
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♪ And bleed into their buns ♪
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- Knock, bitch.
- I did, bitch.
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- You're just deaf.
- What do you want?
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Amina, is she seeing anyone?
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If you fuck with her heart,
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I'll fuck with your face,
understood?
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Chill out, you psycho.
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I just thought
she might want to hang out.
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Interesting development.
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Still, if you hurt her
even just a little...
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I know.
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You'll gut me and use my
intestines as a skipping rope.
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Bitch, I don't skip.
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Still, do you know
what she might like?
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No, man. She's into, like,
that white dad music.
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Country and western,
rootin' and tootin' shit.
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Taz?
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Wait, what?
I'm coming.
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Zarina's article had dropped
sooner than we thought...
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You okay?
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And we were not ready.
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I don't get what
the big deal is.
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"The bad girls of Islam"?
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Really?
"Haramed and dangerous"?
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Zarina,
you've got to change it.
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It's funny, it's catchy,
it's playful.
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It's just like your music.
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But we're not the bad girls
of Islam. You know that.
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Yeah, we're thoughtful,
Muslim women of planet Earth.
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- There's your headline.
- Wow.
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It's just you're making us
out to be some kind of joke.
255
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,820
Mm, "Honour Kill My Sister"
is pretty LOLs.
256
00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,270
Listen to this.
257
00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:54,380
"Lady Parts say 'fuck you'
to both their religion
258
00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:57,940
and the west in raucous frenzy
of unskilled guitar music."
259
00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:00,180
Why would we be saying
"fuck you" to our religion?
260
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,620
Also, unskilled guitar music?
261
00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:02,900
What we're trying to say is
262
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,420
you're making us out
to be dickheads.
263
00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:07,580
I don't understand
why you're kicking off.
264
00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:09,380
I respected your wishes.
265
00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:12,180
You asked me not to mention
your sexuality, and I didn't.
266
00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:14,280
Could have, but I didn't.
267
00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:21,300
And can I just ask,
when did I say
268
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,860
"fuck traditional
Muslim values"?
269
00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,540
I asked you
if you were trying to uphold
270
00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:28,300
traditional Muslim values,
and you said, "Fuck that."
271
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:31,220
Yeah,
but there's a difference.
272
00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:32,420
There's a lot
of nuance missing.
273
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,180
Nuance?
274
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:37,260
Wow. For a punk band,
you guys are seriously uptight.
275
00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:38,980
It's not often we get
any kind of platform,
276
00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,380
so you'll understand
we're not thrilled
277
00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:41,660
about being misrepresented.
278
00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:44,180
Okay. Wow.
This is really cute.
279
00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:45,780
But let me explain something.
280
00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:49,580
I have 1.2 million followers
because I understand
281
00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:53,140
how to engage with an audience.
282
00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:55,900
I built that following
from nothing.
283
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,740
You know what?
284
00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:00,060
I don't need this.
I'm gonna go.
285
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:02,020
You guys are trending,
for God's sake.
286
00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:03,300
You should be thanking me.
287
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,400
Zarina!
288
00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:10,740
What just happened?
289
00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:12,260
We're trending, all right.
290
00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:27,300
♪ Moon in the night sky ♪
291
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,580
♪ How brightly she shines ♪
292
00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:33,500
Blissfully unaware
of the article's release,
293
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,140
I was buried in coursework
294
00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:36,780
and wrestling
with badly-behaved bacteria.
295
00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,260
Come on.
296
00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:41,860
This a bad time?
297
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:44,420
No, it's fine.
298
00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:46,420
What's up?
299
00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:48,140
Just wondering
how you're doing.
300
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,780
How are the microbes
and things?
301
00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:52,940
The microbes and things
are doing really well, thanks.
302
00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:55,020
- Growing up fast.
- They do that, don't they?
303
00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,620
Have you finished your
coursework and everything?
304
00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,740
Yep. Completed.
Handed in.
305
00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:00,840
Geek.
306
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:05,540
Did you know there's a
Simon & Garfunkel tribute act
307
00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:07,860
playing next week?
308
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:10,940
I know.
Bernie and Lars. I love them.
309
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,420
They do a stellar rendition
310
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:13,820
of "Me and Julio Down
by the Schoolyard."
311
00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:15,580
Love, love.
312
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,060
So gutted I can't go.
313
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,700
- You can't?
- Nope.
314
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,540
I'm behind on my coursework,
315
00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:22,380
the band are writing a bunch
of new songs, which is full-on,
316
00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:24,780
and Noor's wedding prep
is mental.
317
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:27,940
- Sounds a lot.
- Mm.
318
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:29,540
Hey, Nora.
Thank you so much.
319
00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,060
It's fine.
What do you need help with?
320
00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:32,140
Uh, so─
321
00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:34,340
You're busy.
322
00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:37,480
I should head.
Uh, sorry.
323
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,480
Good to see you.
324
00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:02,020
- As salaam alaikum, Mama.
- Alaikum salaam.
325
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:04,120
How are you?
326
00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,680
Okay.
327
00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:10,920
How's your hip?
328
00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:18,040
You still doing the music?
329
00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:21,160
Yes.
330
00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:30,920
I thought─
331
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:34,240
I was thinking maybe
I could pop home for a bit?
332
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:38,340
If it's okay with you.
I totally understand if not.
333
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:40,440
It's not a good time.
334
00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:43,220
No.
335
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:45,320
I have guests.
336
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,320
Right. Yeah.
337
00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:25,180
What the fuck?
338
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:39,900
Hey, hey. Sorry.
Just packing up.
339
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,660
So excited for Gosling Night.
Okay.
340
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:43,300
Thinking we start
with "La La Land"
341
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,940
for some serious jazz Gosling
in a nice suit,
342
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:47,460
followed by "First Man"
343
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,900
for that hit of
brooding, astronaut Gosling
344
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,620
we all love, and then we round
things off with "Drive"
345
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:54,300
for a cheeky bit
of ultraviolent,
346
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,060
salt-of-the-earth Gosling
we just can't resist.
347
00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:58,160
What say you?
348
00:17:58,520 --> 00:17:59,780
What's going on?
349
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:01,820
- You should sit down, Amina.
- Mm.
350
00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:03,960
Okay?
351
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:09,380
You are in a punk band?
352
00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:11,660
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
353
00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,380
This was not supposed
to happen.
354
00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:14,620
How did they? How did they?
Oh, God. Oh, God.
355
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,620
Okay.
356
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:20,540
Oh, um, yeah.
I mean, it's just a new hobby.
357
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,020
Helps me blow off steam.
358
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:23,300
I don't know.
It's just a side thing.
359
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,860
- No big deal.
- Oh, no big deal.
360
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:27,780
Do you have any idea
what you've done?
361
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:30,260
I'm just the guitarist.
362
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,220
- Look.
- How could you do this to us?
363
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:33,900
After everything
we've been through?
364
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,220
Us?
What do you─
365
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:36,980
All the hate we get
as Muslim women.
366
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,260
Mm.
367
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:39,540
This is actually, like,
betrayal.
368
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,220
Mm.
Betrayal? Wait. Betrayal?
369
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,740
Wait, wait, wait. No, no.
This is wrong. This isn't us.
370
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:46,580
- Us? Is she for real?
- No, no. This isn't─
371
00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:49,260
if you'd just listen to the
lyrics, the music, it's not─
372
00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:50,740
Oh, I'm sorry,
373
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:52,540
are you actually
defending this twisted music?
374
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:54,020
Can't you see
what they've done to you?
375
00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:55,540
- What?
- You've been tricked.
376
00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,580
- Led astray.
- It says here that you wrote
377
00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:00,540
a song called
"Bashir with the Good Beard,"
378
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,020
- because you were horny.
- Ugh.
379
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:04,580
Horny.
380
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:07,820
I literally cannot even look
at you right now.
381
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:10,020
You've been lying
this whole time.
382
00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:12,020
- To my face.
- Mm.
383
00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:14,320
My own best friend.
Right before my wedding.
384
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,200
It's like I don't even know
who you are.
385
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,700
How could I have been
so stupid?
386
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,140
Of course they were
going to find out.
387
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:26,380
Everyone was going
to find out.
388
00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:31,260
What had I done?
What have I done?
389
00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:42,000
Momtaz had called
an emergency band meeting.
390
00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:44,000
I didn't feel I could face it.
391
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,280
But wasn't sure
where else I could go.
392
00:19:46,380 --> 00:19:48,240
- Are you okay?
- You good, sis?
393
00:19:48,340 --> 00:19:50,800
We got worried
when you didn't respond.
394
00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:53,840
- What happened?
- We got snaked.
395
00:19:53,940 --> 00:19:55,880
Where's Saira?
396
00:19:55,980 --> 00:19:57,800
All right, lads.
Sorry I'm late.
397
00:19:57,900 --> 00:19:59,800
Did you see the article?
398
00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:02,160
Yeah.
I saw it.
399
00:20:02,260 --> 00:20:04,360
Are we ready to rehearse?
400
00:20:04,460 --> 00:20:06,600
I've written a song
that I think could really bang.
401
00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:08,440
Saira, we thought maybe
we could talk about
402
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,720
- what happened with the article.
- No. Fuck that. Let's play.
403
00:20:10,820 --> 00:20:12,720
Saira, we think maybe
we should put out a response.
404
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:14,160
This song will be
our response.
405
00:20:14,260 --> 00:20:15,840
Saira.
406
00:20:18,580 --> 00:20:20,800
♪ I wanna fuck a terrorist ♪
407
00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:22,560
♪ I wanna fuck a terrorist ♪
408
00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:24,640
♪ I wanna fuck a terrorist ♪
409
00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:26,160
♪ I wanna fuck a terrorist ♪
410
00:20:26,260 --> 00:20:27,720
Saira, that's not funny.
411
00:20:27,820 --> 00:20:29,360
Saira, Saira.
Can we just talk?
412
00:20:29,460 --> 00:20:30,620
If they think we're
the naughty girls of Islam,
413
00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:32,080
desperate for attention,
414
00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:33,560
let's give the people
what they want.
415
00:20:33,660 --> 00:20:36,080
♪ I wanna fuck a terrorist ♪
416
00:20:36,180 --> 00:20:37,280
♪ They're sexy
and they're tough ♪
417
00:20:37,380 --> 00:20:39,280
♪ I love how they blow up ♪
418
00:20:39,380 --> 00:20:41,840
- What does that even mean?
- Who cares what it means?
419
00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:43,640
They'll see what
they want to see, right?
420
00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:45,880
♪ Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Bang! Bang! Bang! ♪
421
00:20:45,980 --> 00:20:47,720
♪ Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Bang! Bang! Bang! ♪
422
00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:52,680
I hated Saira.
423
00:20:52,780 --> 00:20:57,280
At that moment,
I just really hated her.
424
00:20:57,380 --> 00:20:58,600
♪ Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Bang! Bang! Bang! ♪
425
00:20:58,700 --> 00:21:01,040
Stop! Stop it!
What's wrong with you?
426
00:21:01,140 --> 00:21:03,040
I'm great.
You seem upset.
427
00:21:03,140 --> 00:21:05,960
People hate the band.
They hate our music.
428
00:21:06,060 --> 00:21:08,040
We're mocking Islam.
We're mocking our own people.
429
00:21:08,140 --> 00:21:10,520
It's wrong.
Don't you understand?
430
00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:12,320
You're wrong.
This is all wrong.
431
00:21:12,420 --> 00:21:13,880
I'm sensing that you think
this is wrong.
432
00:21:13,980 --> 00:21:15,400
I knew it, I knew it.
433
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:16,760
I felt it when I first
walked in this place.
434
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:19,440
All of it is wrong.
People hate us.
435
00:21:19,540 --> 00:21:20,800
There you go again.
436
00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:22,440
So obsessed
with what people think.
437
00:21:22,540 --> 00:21:24,000
You need to get over it, mate.
438
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:25,280
Yeah, yeah,
I do care what people think,
439
00:21:25,380 --> 00:21:26,440
'cause I'm a member
of this society.
440
00:21:26,540 --> 00:21:28,360
I actually live on this planet.
441
00:21:28,460 --> 00:21:30,240
There are consequences
for what we say.
442
00:21:30,340 --> 00:21:32,160
Consequences.
You ever heard of that?
443
00:21:32,260 --> 00:21:33,760
Mm-hmm.
444
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:35,100
You know what? I think
you like to piss people off
445
00:21:35,180 --> 00:21:36,320
'cause you love
all the attention.
446
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:37,600
"Oh, there goes
poor, Miss Saira.
447
00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:39,080
So misunderstood."
448
00:21:39,180 --> 00:21:40,280
Noor is right.
449
00:21:40,380 --> 00:21:41,600
Noor.
450
00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:43,840
Ah, Noor.
Why don't you run off, then?
451
00:21:43,940 --> 00:21:46,780
Like a good little lapdog.
Fuck Noor, and fuck you.
452
00:21:48,620 --> 00:21:51,200
No, fuck you.
I quit.
453
00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:53,420
Amina.
Amina, wait.
454
00:22:00,860 --> 00:22:02,480
Saira, we didn't know Zarina
was gonna do that.
455
00:22:02,580 --> 00:22:03,960
Please.
456
00:22:04,060 --> 00:22:05,560
Let's hang out with this
fucking great influencer.
457
00:22:05,660 --> 00:22:06,960
Get all the likes
and all the followers,
458
00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:08,880
and we can be famous, yay.
459
00:22:08,980 --> 00:22:10,160
That was the master plan,
right?
460
00:22:10,260 --> 00:22:11,280
Come on.
That's not fair.
461
00:22:11,380 --> 00:22:12,280
All we had was our integrity,
462
00:22:12,380 --> 00:22:13,840
and it's shot in the head.
463
00:22:13,940 --> 00:22:15,680
We might as well have published
a nude photoshoot
464
00:22:15,780 --> 00:22:18,000
with the caption, "Muslim sluts
want to get dick,"
465
00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:19,220
and saved your influencer
friend the trouble.
466
00:22:19,300 --> 00:22:20,520
Saira.
467
00:22:20,620 --> 00:22:22,400
You're the fucking
band manager!
468
00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:24,200
And you gave all the power
of launching our band
469
00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:25,840
to some internet hack.
470
00:22:25,940 --> 00:22:29,080
I trusted you.
I trusted you!
471
00:22:29,180 --> 00:22:32,120
Saira.
Lay off her.
472
00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:35,240
Your lover girl
really fucked us, didn't she?
473
00:22:35,340 --> 00:22:37,880
You really didn't
see it coming.
474
00:22:37,980 --> 00:22:39,880
All those cute dates
at galleries,
475
00:22:39,980 --> 00:22:41,920
having mochaccinos and selfieing,
476
00:22:42,020 --> 00:22:45,720
and you're telling me you
didn't know she was a snake?
477
00:22:45,820 --> 00:22:49,360
Saira, please.
Hey, hey. Listen. Sis.
478
00:22:49,460 --> 00:22:51,040
We understand you're upset.
479
00:22:51,140 --> 00:22:54,280
The whole Abdullah thing.
So you're going through a lot.
480
00:22:54,380 --> 00:22:55,600
Don't you dare shrink me.
481
00:22:55,700 --> 00:22:57,480
Just inhale for three.
Find your Zen.
482
00:22:57,580 --> 00:22:59,280
You know what?
483
00:22:59,380 --> 00:23:01,160
I think you should find your
Zen, and shove it up your ass.
484
00:23:01,260 --> 00:23:01,870
Okay.
485
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,990
Did you even ever really care
about this band, huh?
486
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:04,910
How can you even say that?
487
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:06,880
You know what?
You can all fuck off,
488
00:23:06,980 --> 00:23:08,760
as far as I'm concerned.
Fuck this band!
489
00:23:08,860 --> 00:23:11,180
- Saira.
- Please, just kindly fuck off!
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