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Coming soon
from Love Shack International!
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Oh.
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You might want to slow down
a little bit there, soldier.
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Oh.
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I haven't had anything to
drink in quite a while, so
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I better indulge myself just a little bit.
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And I'm kind of sick of
corn liquor, you know,
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because, you know, well,
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you see what's around us.
- Corn, yeah.
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Yeah.
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I get that.
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Well I'm just glad
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that you came back with me after Cornfest.
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I feel privileged.
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You're the winner of
the corn eating contest.
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- Well, you know,
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I have an affinity for corn, and,
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Mmmm, and, you know
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I figured that I'm the king of this area
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and I figured I could
eat my weight in corn.
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And by god, I'm gonna do so.
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- Sounds like it.
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But I tell you what, the corn around here,
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I hear they use growth hormones,
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and all kinds of weird stuff.
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Like I even heard people
have seen lights around here,
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and some people are even saying
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there are some alien growth
hormone rays or something?
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- Alien growth what?
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Alien growth hormone?
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- I read it in your brother's newspaper.
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- Oh.
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I guess.
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Yeah I guess he don't get,
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he'll do anything to get news these days.
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- No, I mean he's got,
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have you seen his YouTube channel?
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He's got video of Bigfoot.
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- It's probably his wife,
you know, dressed up
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in some kind of
- No, I heard.
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- For the movies.
- I heard Dilbert
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came out here, and nobody's seen him.
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- And she doesn't shave her legs,
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it could have just been her
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and they could have been doing something,
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God knows what, I mean.
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Whatever, you've
had too much to drink.
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Oh, I'm just getting started.
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- No, I think we need to get
up and get some exercise.
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- Oh.
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- What do you say if we play
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a little hide and seek out here,
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see if there is a monster out there
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and maybe you might find
me in my birthday suit?
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Well, I tell you what.
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I'll give you a 10 swig head start.
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- 10 swigs and I don't think
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you're gonna make it off this blanket.
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But, let's see.
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- Ooh.
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- Come on!
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Get your drunk ass up, buddy!
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- All right, baby, ready or not,
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here I come!
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- Hey!
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Come on, Corn King!
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I got something you're gonna want.
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- Actually, ooh!
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Oh, my goodness, what do we got here?
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Oooh, baby!
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- Did you find that?
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I got something else for you too.
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Drunk ass motherfucker, find that.
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- Oh!
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Oh yeah baby,
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I think there's a monster in here now.
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Just wait till I get my pants down.
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Ooh.
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- Hello, Mr. Drunky.
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Got another thing for ya!
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What in the hell?!
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Is that a corn cob?
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Or are you just happy to see me?
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Weird ass scarecrow.
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Well here you go.
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'Cause my man's probably
drunk somewhere passed out.
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You're not.
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All right, come get me,
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you got competition, boy!
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- Oh, god.
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Who the?
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Who the hell is that?
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Hey babe, what kind of
kinky shit are you into?
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I'm just gonna sit and relax
for a minute.
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- Where the hell are you?
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Oh my god.
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I'm gonna leave you one
more thing down here.
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Best be finding it for me.
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Oh my god.
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I think I'm gonna go take my chances
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with the corn stalk dude back there.
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At least the shark had a hard-on.
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All right.
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You got one more chance.
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Come and get 'em!
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Where the hell is he?
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Shark!
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- Time to kill.
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- Yeah, I'm fine.
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I just don't want you
to worry about me, okay?
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And don't send anybody
here to check on me.
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I hate when it's totally dark.
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Hey, sis, I've gotta go, okay?
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Okay, yeah, I'll talk
to you in a little bit.
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Okay, bye.
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Wow, look at you.
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You're all dressed up an incognito.
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I thought the coronavirus is over by now.
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Or so I thought anyway.
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Are you looking to party by chance?
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Do you have a room here?
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Okay, here's the deal.
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It's 60 up front and 60 when we're done.
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Is that okay?
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Now aren't you the true gentleman?
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With all those teeth.
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With all those sharp teeth,
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I bet you love to bite,
don't you?
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Oh, wow!
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Oh my god, look at all of this cool stuff!
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Dude, you must really be
into sharks or something.
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You know, you can bite me
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at no extra charge.
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Oh my god!
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Like what is all of this stuff?
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- The Great White.
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It's the greatest
creature that ever lived.
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- Hmm.
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- They are goddesses.
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Sharks are older than trees,
you know, and dinosaurs.
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450 million years old.
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They don't age, they don't get cancer.
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Strong, fearless.
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Merciless.
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The only species to have survived
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four out of the five extinctions.
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Nobody knows the power of the Great White.
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But they're about to find out.
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We are one with them.
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- Okay, so what are you like,
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a Marine Biologist or something?
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Like George Costanza?
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- Yeah it's something like that.
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- Oh, okay.
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- He's an inspiration.
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Hmm.
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Ooh, what do you have here?
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That's a nice big set
of teeth you have there.
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- Mhmm.
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Do you like those?
- Are you gonna
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bite me with this or something?
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- Oh, you are so good at what you do.
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Try this on.
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- I'm gonna wear this like a crown?
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- All hail Carcharodon carcharias!
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The true goddesses of this world!
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This is your bidding, Chichimatul.
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This is my offering.
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All true believers will persevere
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in the war that is about to conclude!
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My work is near complete.
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- So tell me again what happened here.
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- The last thing I remember
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is that we came back from the festival,
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and that we decided to
have some alone time,
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and I kinda want to spend a little,
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you know, a little time
with Susan, you know?
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Anyway, we decided to have a few drinks,
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and things got a little heated
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and we decided to play a
little strip and go seek.
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And she took off.
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- So in other words,
you made a pass at her,
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she didn't like it, she got pissed off,
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you got too aggressive,
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and then she bought off?
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- Wait, no, Constable.
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It was absolutely nothing like that.
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I mean, I had a few drinks and we were
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running through here,
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I was picking up her
clothes as we went along,
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and things were getting exciting.
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And I just must have had too much to drink
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and I passed out.
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- And you didn't see
anything or hear anything?
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- I mean, no I didn't, honest to God.
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You gotta believe me, I didn't.
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- Well, what do you make
of that mauling she got?
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- From the looks of things, it looks,
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I mean it could have been a wild animal.
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I mean, it could have been a Bigfoot.
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- Bigfoot, aliens?
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You and your brother Jonathan
would like that wouldn't you?
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It'd be great press and
publicity for his newspaper
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and real estate ventures.
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Get people to come out here
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and buy some of these farms,
look for old Sasquatch.
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By the way, your brother, where is he?
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- I don't know, it's not
like I keep up with him.
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- Don't get smart with me, Gary.
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We got ourselves a murder
investigation here.
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Susan Blake was a beautiful,
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well loved woman in these parts.
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Church goer.
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She was a librarian for God's sakes!
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I'm inclined to believe
that you and your brother
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had something to do with
this for your own reasons.
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That's what I'm talking about, bubba.
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- Seriously?
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I mean, have you seen
the bites and scratches?
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- I've seen them.
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You guys could have made anything up
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to make that happen.
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And it got all creature features
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with some device or something like that.
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Where'd you say your brother was?
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- As far as I know, he was in Lexington
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doing a real estate videoing
and showing some houses.
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Doing his damn job.
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- Well, I wanna talk with him.
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In the meantime, I'm
gonna take your fat ass
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down to the station,
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I'm gonna process you
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and then we're gonna
investigate this further.
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- Whatever, flathead.
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- Officer Rosenberg, anything
from our field team out there?
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- Just a scarecrow with a shark head,
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and Susan's tracks,
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and lots and lots of condoms.
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Should we close the cornfield?
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- No, no, I don't think we
should be closing the cornfields.
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We got everything we need right here.
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Besides, it's harvest season.
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People gotta pay their bills.
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- Right.
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- Shark scarecrow?
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Huh!
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- Any problems?
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- Not like we haven't faced
third world shitholes before.
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- All right.
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Let me get your money.
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Half now, half after I sell the item
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like we agreed.
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- Sounds like a deal to
me, let's make it happen.
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Fucker!
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- Sorry to be a Danny Downer, guys,
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but this is just too important.
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Life, it's rougher than a cob, ain't it?
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Get a good nap in while
I finish this work.
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- Where are you?
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I know I saw you in here.
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Come to mama.
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My, my, my!
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What big feet you have.
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I guess I'll just have to
follow your footprints.
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Wait, Sasquatch!
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Come back!
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Come back!
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Come back!
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- Hi, I'm Jonathan Gottlieb,
270
00:26:49,650 --> 00:26:51,300
and I'm here to offer you a little slice
271
00:26:51,300 --> 00:26:53,560
of Kentucky Magic right
here at Druid Hills.
272
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:56,090
You can be a monster hunter!
273
00:26:56,090 --> 00:26:58,150
You can look around for all the creatures
274
00:26:58,150 --> 00:26:59,340
the locals say they see.
275
00:26:59,340 --> 00:27:00,210
And if you're interested,
276
00:27:00,210 --> 00:27:02,220
I'm ready to sell you a property today!
277
00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:03,896
1-800-BIGFEET!
278
00:27:03,896 --> 00:27:06,727
That's right 1-800-BIGFEET
for John Gottlieb, that's me.
279
00:27:06,727 --> 00:27:09,240
We're Druid Hills Realty all the way!
280
00:27:34,557 --> 00:27:36,790
- Gottlieb, I swear.
281
00:27:36,790 --> 00:27:38,850
You make sure you stay in Druid Hills
282
00:27:38,850 --> 00:27:40,843
with that baloney sandwich stuff.
283
00:27:41,700 --> 00:27:43,420
We got enough problems in this world
284
00:27:43,420 --> 00:27:47,080
without adding Bigfoot
to the mix.
285
00:28:10,690 --> 00:28:12,390
Scheider to Grossman, do you copy?
286
00:28:15,150 --> 00:28:16,900
Copy, Chief, go ahead.
287
00:28:18,130 --> 00:28:20,030
- You got anything going on out there?
288
00:28:22,390 --> 00:28:24,240
No ma'am, hot day.
289
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:25,343
Candice saw bandits.
290
00:28:26,180 --> 00:28:29,560
Hey, I had Gardner drive by Lorna's place.
291
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:30,803
Still no sign of her.
292
00:28:34,990 --> 00:28:36,353
- Okay, over and out.
293
00:28:38,810 --> 00:28:39,960
Out, babe.
294
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:46,940
- I don't think that's protocol, sir.
295
00:28:46,940 --> 00:28:49,690
We wouldn't want another
visit to the HR now, would we?
296
00:28:51,559 --> 00:28:54,327
Oh, ah,
sorry about that, Chief.
297
00:28:56,530 --> 00:28:57,700
- Over and out.
298
00:29:09,636 --> 00:29:11,053
That looks weird.
299
00:29:58,410 --> 00:29:59,533
Hey, Mr. Shark.
300
00:30:01,404 --> 00:30:03,454
Got your license and registration on you?
301
00:30:24,262 --> 00:30:25,555
Get out of the car!
302
00:30:25,555 --> 00:30:28,263
Get out of the car now!
303
00:30:33,727 --> 00:30:35,220
Put your hands up where I can see 'em.
304
00:30:35,220 --> 00:30:36,650
Put your hands up!
305
00:30:36,650 --> 00:30:41,641
Put your fucking hands up!
306
00:30:41,641 --> 00:30:42,540
What is this crap?!
307
00:30:42,540 --> 00:30:43,700
- Where's your dildo, cop?
308
00:30:43,700 --> 00:30:44,980
- Get up against the car.
309
00:30:54,274 --> 00:30:56,201
I've got you now, you stupid fucking-
310
00:30:57,034 --> 00:30:59,670
- You don't know what
the fuck you're doing!
311
00:30:59,670 --> 00:31:01,203
- I know what I'm doing!
312
00:31:02,220 --> 00:31:03,678
Get down on the fucking ground!
313
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:06,623
- What are you, some fucking monkey, huh?
314
00:31:07,756 --> 00:31:10,271
That's excessive force, pig!
315
00:31:10,271 --> 00:31:12,250
It's gonna
get even more excessive,
316
00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:13,083
you piece of shit!
317
00:31:18,850 --> 00:31:20,697
- I'm gonna bite you in half.
318
00:31:20,697 --> 00:31:22,147
- You're not gonna bite shit!
319
00:31:23,445 --> 00:31:24,451
Roll over.
320
00:31:33,739 --> 00:31:35,440
- This is great.
321
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:36,690
It's all for Chichimatul.
322
00:31:41,571 --> 00:31:42,404
- You have the
323
00:31:42,404 --> 00:31:43,470
right to remain-
324
00:31:43,470 --> 00:31:47,206
- Why don't you sit on my
face, you fucking pig?!
325
00:31:47,206 --> 00:31:48,208
- Anything you say or do
326
00:31:48,208 --> 00:31:49,778
can be used against you
327
00:31:49,778 --> 00:31:51,132
in a court of law.
328
00:31:51,132 --> 00:31:53,200
Court of law?
329
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,203
You're not gonna make
it to the court of law.
330
00:31:55,203 --> 00:31:57,440
Neither are you, you shark boy,
331
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:59,493
if you keep this fucking shit up!
332
00:32:00,668 --> 00:32:01,751
- Well, well.
333
00:32:03,496 --> 00:32:05,496
Don't you look familiar.
334
00:32:10,290 --> 00:32:13,347
- Grossman, I need you to
send some backup right now.
335
00:32:15,514 --> 00:32:17,014
10-4.
336
00:32:19,882 --> 00:32:20,715
- Hurry.
337
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,970
- Yes, Gary, how many
times are you gonna call?
338
00:33:52,970 --> 00:33:54,326
This is like the 500th.
339
00:33:54,326 --> 00:33:56,410
I'm really busy right...
340
00:33:58,350 --> 00:33:59,440
Jail?
341
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:00,790
What are you talking about?
342
00:34:02,987 --> 00:34:05,191
What do you mean murder?
343
00:34:05,191 --> 00:34:06,790
Okay, okay, just calm down.
344
00:34:06,790 --> 00:34:08,780
Look, I'll be there as fast as I can.
345
00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:10,143
Just hang tight, brother.
346
00:34:55,679 --> 00:34:58,710
- Benchley, I see you made it.
347
00:34:58,710 --> 00:35:01,540
I wish I could say I'm glad to see you.
348
00:35:01,540 --> 00:35:02,990
- Always a pleasure, Jeffrey.
349
00:35:04,607 --> 00:35:06,613
I see you have your goon squad with you.
350
00:35:09,749 --> 00:35:11,580
- You know you can't be too careful
351
00:35:11,580 --> 00:35:14,545
when you're chasing diamonds in the sky.
352
00:35:14,545 --> 00:35:16,095
- You can never be too careful.
353
00:35:20,100 --> 00:35:21,610
- Certainly.
354
00:35:21,610 --> 00:35:23,233
- So, do you have the item?
355
00:35:24,770 --> 00:35:26,430
- Of course I do.
356
00:35:26,430 --> 00:35:28,963
Not exactly with me, but it's close by.
357
00:35:30,230 --> 00:35:33,993
- So there's a trust issue?
358
00:35:35,460 --> 00:35:37,323
- Sounds like there's a trust issue.
359
00:35:42,890 --> 00:35:45,423
- Let's just say I want
to get the money first.
360
00:35:46,730 --> 00:35:50,430
And then I'll give you the map
361
00:35:50,430 --> 00:35:52,370
that tells you where the item is.
362
00:35:52,370 --> 00:35:53,323
- So where is it?
363
00:35:55,410 --> 00:35:56,243
- Close by.
364
00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:01,340
Do you have the money?
365
00:36:10,210 --> 00:36:11,043
Nice.
366
00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:15,163
All you guys have such
great personalities.
367
00:36:16,010 --> 00:36:17,710
Each one unique and different too.
368
00:36:18,980 --> 00:36:21,560
- Oh, it's so nice of you to notice.
369
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:23,263
So there is a trust issue.
370
00:36:25,330 --> 00:36:27,830
- I'm not quite sure if
you all are the good guys.
371
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:31,580
- Murray, Murray, Murray.
372
00:36:31,580 --> 00:36:32,413
Where have you been?
373
00:36:32,413 --> 00:36:34,653
We're two decades into
the 21st century, man.
374
00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:39,203
There are no good guys
anymore, just greycoats.
375
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:44,026
Blending of the dark and the light.
376
00:36:44,026 --> 00:36:47,693
Little bit of this and
a little bit of that.
377
00:36:48,568 --> 00:36:50,430
- Little bit of this,
378
00:36:50,430 --> 00:36:51,680
and a little bit of that.
379
00:36:53,750 --> 00:36:55,546
- Will you just shut up?
380
00:36:55,546 --> 00:36:57,213
Sorry boss.
381
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:00,303
- And by the way,
382
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:02,830
you'll notice, Murray,
383
00:37:02,830 --> 00:37:06,110
you don't see any of us
wearing any shark tooth
384
00:37:06,110 --> 00:37:08,460
necklaces or bracelets.
385
00:37:08,460 --> 00:37:10,453
- Gray suits with white bellies.
386
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:12,593
Just like sharks.
387
00:37:14,010 --> 00:37:15,180
Ready to maul the world.
388
00:37:15,180 --> 00:37:17,770
- Well, well, Murray it really depends
389
00:37:17,770 --> 00:37:21,020
on things like agenda and perspective
390
00:37:21,020 --> 00:37:22,740
if you know what I mean.
391
00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:23,810
- I don't like this guy.
392
00:37:23,810 --> 00:37:25,290
I don't trust him.
393
00:37:25,290 --> 00:37:28,053
- So, do you want the money now or not?
394
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:29,873
- I guess I do.
395
00:37:31,697 --> 00:37:33,960
And to get as far away
from here as possible.
396
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,650
- Well, you can try.
397
00:37:35,650 --> 00:37:37,900
And the money'll surely
give you that option.
398
00:37:39,007 --> 00:37:40,407
Watch my back.
399
00:38:06,860 --> 00:38:08,603
- Go get that Chichimatul pup.
400
00:38:10,582 --> 00:38:15,582
- We're on this shit.
401
00:38:15,802 --> 00:38:17,135
- They're on it.
402
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:19,233
- They're on it.
403
00:38:32,273 --> 00:38:34,180
- I'm not saying I don't trust you.
404
00:38:34,180 --> 00:38:36,607
I just don't trust you.
405
00:38:39,580 --> 00:38:41,720
- It ain't light, you can trust me.
406
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:42,723
- You can trust him.
407
00:38:45,007 --> 00:38:49,328
- So it says that it's in
one of these, so let's look.
408
00:38:49,328 --> 00:38:52,044
- Yeah, it's gotta be
right over here somewhere.
409
00:38:52,044 --> 00:38:54,242
I think it might be,
410
00:38:54,242 --> 00:38:55,909
did we pass the row?
411
00:38:57,530 --> 00:38:58,363
Wait, what's that?
412
00:38:58,363 --> 00:39:00,064
- Wait, hold on, hold this.
413
00:39:00,064 --> 00:39:00,897
I'll look.
414
00:39:04,345 --> 00:39:05,928
I think I found it!
415
00:39:15,867 --> 00:39:17,219
- Oh yes!
416
00:39:17,219 --> 00:39:18,052
We got it.
417
00:39:26,859 --> 00:39:27,692
Shark!
418
00:39:36,205 --> 00:39:37,798
Come on!
419
00:39:37,798 --> 00:39:39,049
Come on!
420
00:39:50,247 --> 00:39:52,449
- Go, kill it, what are you doing!?
421
00:40:39,700 --> 00:40:40,950
- Double cross!
422
00:40:40,950 --> 00:40:41,860
- Double cross!
423
00:40:41,860 --> 00:40:43,293
- You and your partners!
424
00:40:48,210 --> 00:40:50,103
- Impossible, I silenced them all!
425
00:40:54,853 --> 00:40:56,200
- Angelo.
426
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:58,638
Go get the Chichimatul pup.
427
00:40:58,638 --> 00:40:59,950
Go get the pup!
428
00:40:59,950 --> 00:41:00,895
- Go get the pup!
429
00:41:00,895 --> 00:41:01,728
- Get the pup!
430
00:41:01,728 --> 00:41:02,561
- I'm sorry, boss!
431
00:41:15,340 --> 00:41:16,220
- Benchley!
432
00:41:16,220 --> 00:41:17,927
Get back here, you scoundrel!
433
00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:54,070
- Benchley's got the,
434
00:42:54,070 --> 00:42:55,560
he's got the shark pup,
435
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:57,260
he's got the money, he's got both!
436
00:42:59,277 --> 00:43:00,194
- Benchley!
437
00:43:01,317 --> 00:43:04,130
Benchley, you're finished!
438
00:43:04,130 --> 00:43:05,350
- You're finished!
439
00:43:05,350 --> 00:43:06,348
I'm so tired.
440
00:43:06,348 --> 00:43:07,498
I don't even wanna eat!
441
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:12,787
The shark's got Joey and Zoey.
442
00:43:12,787 --> 00:43:14,237
You and me go after Benchley.
443
00:43:15,573 --> 00:43:17,410
- No, that won't be necessary.
444
00:43:17,410 --> 00:43:20,260
I planned ahead, I planted
a GPS tracking device
445
00:43:20,260 --> 00:43:21,750
in that money bag.
446
00:43:21,750 --> 00:43:23,733
We're gonna be on them like wrath.
447
00:43:25,590 --> 00:43:27,468
- Then off to the eggbeater!
448
00:43:27,468 --> 00:43:28,385
- Let's go.
449
00:43:39,620 --> 00:43:42,320
- Now Teddy, we're gonna
start at the beginning again.
450
00:43:43,550 --> 00:43:44,890
Is that okay?
451
00:43:44,890 --> 00:43:45,723
- Yeah.
452
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:49,127
Sure, you got another milkshake on you?
453
00:43:50,100 --> 00:43:50,933
- When we begin.
454
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:56,030
This time I'm gonna record you.
455
00:43:57,420 --> 00:43:58,330
Just so you know.
456
00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:01,320
- Yeah, that's fine.
457
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:04,580
The end is almost upon us anyway, sweety.
458
00:44:05,813 --> 00:44:09,900
Kind of a outdated recorder
machine you got there, huh?
459
00:44:09,900 --> 00:44:12,483
- It's mine from home, if you must know.
460
00:44:13,720 --> 00:44:16,070
And defunding, and the budget cuts
461
00:44:16,070 --> 00:44:17,610
from our police departments,
462
00:44:17,610 --> 00:44:20,140
it's happening everywhere, you know?
463
00:44:20,140 --> 00:44:21,270
- I believe it.
464
00:44:21,270 --> 00:44:23,303
Great White Lives Matter, you know.
465
00:44:24,879 --> 00:44:27,243
- Okay Teddy, that was funny.
466
00:44:29,710 --> 00:44:30,543
Right.
467
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:36,103
Testing, testing, one, two, three.
468
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:39,553
Okay, so.
469
00:44:41,620 --> 00:44:44,200
Okay, I'm with Teddy Bo Lucas
470
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:48,010
in interrogation room
B in Chance Kentucky.
471
00:44:48,010 --> 00:44:50,810
The date is September 13th.
472
00:44:50,810 --> 00:44:54,313
And he's speaking to me
of his own free will,
473
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:58,980
waiving the right to a
lawyer, right, Teddy?
474
00:44:58,980 --> 00:45:00,323
- Correcto mundo.
475
00:45:01,542 --> 00:45:02,940
Another milkshake please?
476
00:45:02,940 --> 00:45:04,223
Maybe some fries?
477
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:10,077
- Well, you're in luck.
478
00:45:14,516 --> 00:45:16,433
- All right, all right.
479
00:45:17,470 --> 00:45:19,320
- As I was saying,
480
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:21,894
Teddy also has the right to remain silent.
481
00:45:24,770 --> 00:45:27,460
Anything he says or does
482
00:45:27,460 --> 00:45:29,843
can be used against him in a court of law.
483
00:45:32,020 --> 00:45:33,730
He has waived his right to an attorney
484
00:45:33,730 --> 00:45:36,060
and has been told that one
would be provided for him
485
00:45:36,060 --> 00:45:38,020
if he so desires.
486
00:45:38,020 --> 00:45:38,853
Right, Teddy?
487
00:45:41,870 --> 00:45:43,960
- Surely, yes ma'am.
488
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:46,273
- All right, Teddy, let's get into things.
489
00:45:48,010 --> 00:45:51,170
So I pulled you over
for a traffic infraction
490
00:45:51,170 --> 00:45:56,170
and I found dismembered
body parts in your vehicle.
491
00:45:56,230 --> 00:45:58,120
Are you denying that?
492
00:45:58,120 --> 00:45:59,690
- No denial.
493
00:45:59,690 --> 00:46:01,183
It's just my work.
494
00:46:02,650 --> 00:46:04,960
I've been on the road for years
495
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:07,033
all over the Midwest States.
496
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:12,280
Illinois, Indiana, Iowa,
497
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:14,900
Ohio, here in Kentucky,
498
00:46:14,900 --> 00:46:16,210
just killing folks.
499
00:46:16,210 --> 00:46:19,260
Killed so many I barely
remember their faces.
500
00:46:19,260 --> 00:46:21,590
- So are you trying to tell me that
501
00:46:22,530 --> 00:46:24,899
you're a mass murderer?
502
00:46:24,899 --> 00:46:28,650
- Well, if that's what
you wanna call it, yes.
503
00:46:28,650 --> 00:46:30,153
This is my calling in life.
504
00:46:33,550 --> 00:46:36,790
- Do you think that
you're the infamous killer
505
00:46:36,790 --> 00:46:40,860
that the media has dubbed
"The Great White Ripper"?
506
00:46:40,860 --> 00:46:42,460
Is that what you're telling me?
507
00:46:42,460 --> 00:46:43,640
I mean the one whose favorite way
508
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:48,160
is to use shark teeth to rip
people's faces off and stuff?
509
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:49,710
Is that what you're telling me?
510
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:53,163
- These fries are rubbery.
511
00:46:54,330 --> 00:46:56,093
They are too cold and chewy for my taste.
512
00:46:57,450 --> 00:47:01,770
But yes, that's exactly
how I kill someone.
513
00:47:01,770 --> 00:47:04,910
I am the shark, the predator.
514
00:47:04,910 --> 00:47:07,663
I am one with the Great
White Goddess Chichimatul.
515
00:47:09,710 --> 00:47:10,803
- I see.
516
00:47:12,990 --> 00:47:14,240
So how long have you been out there
517
00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:15,710
killing innocent people, Teddy?
518
00:47:15,710 --> 00:47:20,109
- Oh, not innocents, no one is innocent.
519
00:47:20,109 --> 00:47:25,109
For they all fall short of
reaching their true potential.
520
00:47:26,132 --> 00:47:29,740
They're not evolved in
any way, shape or form.
521
00:47:29,740 --> 00:47:32,860
The new Chichimatul order is coming.
522
00:47:32,860 --> 00:47:35,020
I kill for sacrifices.
523
00:47:35,020 --> 00:47:36,410
They are martyrs.
524
00:47:36,410 --> 00:47:41,410
Their blood will initiate a
new establishment of society.
525
00:47:45,260 --> 00:47:48,307
- And so this Chichimatul, as you call it,
526
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:51,333
is this your god?
527
00:47:52,490 --> 00:47:53,740
- Goddess.
528
00:47:53,740 --> 00:47:57,230
Great white shark goddess.
529
00:47:57,230 --> 00:48:01,760
There is no higher aspiration
than to be one with her.
530
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:04,950
To usher in her bidding of a new species
531
00:48:04,950 --> 00:48:06,673
of shark humanoids.
532
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:10,550
A loftier, perfect new race
533
00:48:10,550 --> 00:48:11,943
that will rule the world.
534
00:48:13,100 --> 00:48:16,820
Great Whites are focused,
higher end predators.
535
00:48:16,820 --> 00:48:18,000
They never lose.
536
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:22,830
A 25 foot torpedo shooting
through the sea like bullets!
537
00:48:22,830 --> 00:48:25,070
Afraid of nothing, propelling themselves
538
00:48:25,070 --> 00:48:28,190
completely out of the
water when necessary.
539
00:48:28,190 --> 00:48:31,813
Air demons, no bounds, no mercy.
540
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:36,553
And their mouths are lined with up to 300
541
00:48:37,930 --> 00:48:41,150
serrated, triangular teeth.
542
00:48:41,150 --> 00:48:43,390
And they have an
exceptional sense of smell
543
00:48:43,390 --> 00:48:45,280
to detect prey.
544
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:50,280
As we will become
sharkanoids from the deep.
545
00:48:52,150 --> 00:48:55,250
They even have organs to sense the tiny
546
00:48:55,250 --> 00:48:59,180
electromagnetic fields generated by prey,
547
00:48:59,180 --> 00:49:02,800
and the higher alien
calling of transformation
548
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:05,083
pulsating from Stonehenge.
549
00:49:06,210 --> 00:49:09,933
Everything is falling
into place as we speak.
550
00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:15,563
We give the world nightmares as it sleeps.
551
00:49:17,802 --> 00:49:21,100
Teddy, you're really starting
552
00:49:21,100 --> 00:49:23,150
to give me a headache
with all this gibberish
553
00:49:23,150 --> 00:49:25,343
that you're just spewing out here.
554
00:49:26,370 --> 00:49:29,870
How many people have you
killed out there on the road?
555
00:49:29,870 --> 00:49:31,670
- Oh, I have no clue.
556
00:49:31,670 --> 00:49:33,870
Endless, hundreds, it's simply part
557
00:49:33,870 --> 00:49:36,270
of my process, these sacrifices.
558
00:49:36,270 --> 00:49:39,190
The Stonehenge signals tell me what to do,
559
00:49:39,190 --> 00:49:42,490
which is why I allowed
myself to be caught.
560
00:49:42,490 --> 00:49:43,673
Things are wrapping up.
561
00:49:45,270 --> 00:49:47,468
- Stonehenge signals?
562
00:49:47,468 --> 00:49:50,963
Like voices
in your head, maybe?
563
00:49:52,690 --> 00:49:56,330
- Pulsing sensations
that mystically guide me.
564
00:49:56,330 --> 00:49:58,710
And I'm not the only one, you know.
565
00:49:58,710 --> 00:50:01,780
There are hundreds more
like me out on the road.
566
00:50:01,780 --> 00:50:05,630
All members of the shark cult
on their way to becoming.
567
00:50:05,630 --> 00:50:08,170
We're not even afraid of the devil, ma'am.
568
00:50:09,220 --> 00:50:10,443
He fears us.
569
00:50:11,479 --> 00:50:13,423
For we have teeth and we bite.
570
00:50:17,354 --> 00:50:21,229
So do you happen
to believe in Bigfoot too?
571
00:50:21,229 --> 00:50:22,530
- Huh?
572
00:50:22,530 --> 00:50:23,363
- Never mind.
573
00:50:24,449 --> 00:50:27,366
Nothing.
574
00:50:28,420 --> 00:50:31,263
Teddy, when we first met,
575
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:33,983
you said I looked familiar.
576
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:37,763
Do you know this girl?
577
00:50:41,370 --> 00:50:42,510
She's missing.
578
00:50:43,809 --> 00:50:46,623
And we found some of her
blood in the motel room.
579
00:50:49,307 --> 00:50:52,517
- My, my, she looks a lot like you.
580
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:58,490
I couldn't be sure, but yeah,
581
00:50:58,490 --> 00:50:59,693
I probably offed her.
582
00:51:00,770 --> 00:51:03,663
So many, it's all just a blur of gray.
583
00:51:05,350 --> 00:51:06,863
Like a dead end job, you know?
584
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:10,573
My reward is in the becoming.
585
00:51:14,230 --> 00:51:15,980
All right, Teddy.
586
00:51:15,980 --> 00:51:17,520
Where are all the bodies buried
587
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:18,843
of those that you killed?
588
00:51:20,370 --> 00:51:21,400
- I'm not sure.
589
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:24,151
It's not like there's
an address or anything.
590
00:51:24,151 --> 00:51:26,543
For me, it's just this one cornfield.
591
00:51:28,630 --> 00:51:30,853
I could take you there though, show you.
592
00:51:32,540 --> 00:51:34,610
Once I feel the winding roads,
593
00:51:34,610 --> 00:51:36,780
I know how to get there.
594
00:51:36,780 --> 00:51:38,330
I could ride there blindfolded.
595
00:51:40,250 --> 00:51:41,560
- All right.
596
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:43,930
Well how about you and
me take a little ride
597
00:51:43,930 --> 00:51:45,233
and you take me there?
598
00:52:04,881 --> 00:52:05,714
- Come on.
599
00:52:11,694 --> 00:52:12,527
Ugh!
600
00:52:16,964 --> 00:52:21,164
No!
601
00:52:23,355 --> 00:52:25,390
Piece of shit hole.
602
00:52:27,676 --> 00:52:28,509
Fuck you.
603
00:52:30,950 --> 00:52:31,800
Nature walk.
604
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:38,216
- See if it's here.
605
00:52:38,216 --> 00:52:40,130
Maybe it's over there.
606
00:52:40,130 --> 00:52:42,620
- Come on, I came as soon as I found out.
607
00:52:42,620 --> 00:52:43,600
- I bet you did.
608
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:44,433
I bet you were the one phone call
609
00:52:44,433 --> 00:52:46,000
of your brother Gary.
610
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,060
- I can't believe you're
still holding him.
611
00:52:48,060 --> 00:52:49,410
- Who else am I gonna hold?
612
00:52:49,410 --> 00:52:52,140
He's suspect number one,
and then there's you.
613
00:52:52,140 --> 00:52:53,047
- Me?
614
00:52:53,047 --> 00:52:54,260
Are you out of your mind?
615
00:52:54,260 --> 00:52:55,560
I was in Lexington.
616
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:56,480
You can check.
617
00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:58,970
And besides, you know Gary
couldn't do anything like that.
618
00:52:58,970 --> 00:53:00,420
It's crazy!
619
00:53:00,420 --> 00:53:01,950
- Well let's see here, what we got here,
620
00:53:01,950 --> 00:53:03,810
Mr. Bob Woodward himself,
621
00:53:03,810 --> 00:53:07,260
prize winning editor,
Pulitzer prize Corn Magazine.
622
00:53:07,260 --> 00:53:08,430
But I digress.
623
00:53:08,430 --> 00:53:10,260
Not exactly Rolling Stone.
624
00:53:10,260 --> 00:53:14,400
We got one dead luke blood
local holly here, Susan Blake.
625
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:16,390
And we got your brother
Gary running around
626
00:53:16,390 --> 00:53:17,600
in the corn fields.
627
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:20,040
Lots of boozing going on and schmoozing.
628
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:20,873
Let me ask you a question,
629
00:53:20,873 --> 00:53:22,760
who do you think did it, freaking Bigfoot?
630
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:25,360
Maybe it was the Bigfoot
in your TV commercial,
631
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:27,020
the one where brother
Gary is running around
632
00:53:27,020 --> 00:53:28,070
playing the Sasquatch.
633
00:53:28,070 --> 00:53:30,420
- Come on man, quit drinking the Kool Aid.
634
00:53:30,420 --> 00:53:31,760
That doesn't make any sense.
635
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:33,550
It's bad PR.
636
00:53:33,550 --> 00:53:37,040
- Bad PR, good PR,
Bigfoot, you don't care.
637
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:38,500
Gossip, anything is good
638
00:53:38,500 --> 00:53:40,910
for your own real estate
ventures and publicity.
639
00:53:40,910 --> 00:53:42,310
Well, you know what Gottlieb,
640
00:53:42,310 --> 00:53:43,740
nobody likes you in this town
641
00:53:43,740 --> 00:53:45,350
let alone Mayor Zanuck or me.
642
00:53:45,350 --> 00:53:48,220
We don't like the fact that
you came from money, right,
643
00:53:48,220 --> 00:53:50,090
and we had to bust our asses
644
00:53:50,090 --> 00:53:52,470
and make a living
through farming and corn.
645
00:53:52,470 --> 00:53:54,540
You run around with your newspaper,
646
00:53:54,540 --> 00:53:57,510
all your real estate
listings and run this town
647
00:53:57,510 --> 00:53:58,914
airing everybody's dirty laundry
648
00:53:58,914 --> 00:54:01,140
and publicizing it in your newspaper.
649
00:54:01,140 --> 00:54:02,420
Hell, you put the stuff in there
650
00:54:02,420 --> 00:54:03,650
about me and my mistress.
651
00:54:03,650 --> 00:54:05,225
I didn't appreciate that.
652
00:54:05,225 --> 00:54:06,300
That caused me a lot of pain.
653
00:54:06,300 --> 00:54:08,520
I almost lost this job.
654
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:11,363
So don't expect any sympathy
from me, Mr. Money Bags.
655
00:54:12,810 --> 00:54:13,840
- Look.
656
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:16,063
I have something that you need to see.
657
00:54:22,566 --> 00:54:24,730
I was videoing some
properties with my drone
658
00:54:24,730 --> 00:54:26,450
for my real estate videos.
659
00:54:26,450 --> 00:54:29,200
And I recorded this.
660
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:31,300
For the second time.
661
00:54:31,300 --> 00:54:32,450
First time I thought I was,
662
00:54:32,450 --> 00:54:35,520
I don't know, hallucinating
or seeing things, but this.
663
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:38,290
- You expect me to believe there's sharks
664
00:54:38,290 --> 00:54:39,780
in the cornfields?
665
00:54:39,780 --> 00:54:42,450
- You can see it with your own eyes!
666
00:54:42,450 --> 00:54:44,550
Kramer, we have got to tell Mayor Zanuck
667
00:54:44,550 --> 00:54:47,180
to close down all the corn
fields in Druid Hills!
668
00:54:47,180 --> 00:54:49,200
And then we gotta try and
figure out what's going on.
669
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:50,220
I've done a little research
670
00:54:50,220 --> 00:54:52,450
and turns out there's a shark cult that,
671
00:54:52,450 --> 00:54:53,940
- I had enough of this malarkey.
672
00:54:53,940 --> 00:54:56,120
I want you out of this office right now!
673
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:58,850
That looks like there's some
clouds in the sky going by
674
00:54:58,850 --> 00:55:01,310
or some crazy false computer imagery.
675
00:55:01,310 --> 00:55:05,380
You'd do anything to get
publicity for your newspaper.
676
00:55:05,380 --> 00:55:07,930
- Listen to yourself,
Kramer, it makes no sense.
677
00:55:07,930 --> 00:55:09,380
I came as soon as my brother called
678
00:55:09,380 --> 00:55:11,400
I wouldn't have time to
do anything like that.
679
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:14,000
- Well, furthermore, this
is the best corn harvest
680
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:15,530
we've had in years.
681
00:55:15,530 --> 00:55:17,040
Weather's been perfect,
682
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:18,590
everything's been going well.
683
00:55:18,590 --> 00:55:20,900
And if you expect to
come out with one peep
684
00:55:20,900 --> 00:55:23,180
about something as stupid as farmers
685
00:55:23,180 --> 00:55:25,500
and the cornfields, and sharks out there,
686
00:55:25,500 --> 00:55:27,100
I'm gonna have you out of here
687
00:55:27,100 --> 00:55:28,700
for fake news propaganda.
688
00:55:28,700 --> 00:55:30,770
Why don't you put
something in your newspaper
689
00:55:30,770 --> 00:55:32,580
about you and your brother Gary
690
00:55:32,580 --> 00:55:34,370
being indicted for murder?
691
00:55:34,370 --> 00:55:36,060
- Fine, just fine.
692
00:55:36,060 --> 00:55:38,800
Kramer, as ludicrous as it sounds,
693
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:39,960
those are sharks.
694
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:41,710
And I know what a shark looks like
695
00:55:41,710 --> 00:55:44,860
'cause I keep seeing
them in the cornfields!
696
00:55:44,860 --> 00:55:47,260
Now I've researched what I think this is,
697
00:55:47,260 --> 00:55:48,570
and I'm pretty good at my job.
698
00:55:48,570 --> 00:55:50,690
So you had better do something about this
699
00:55:50,690 --> 00:55:52,610
or you won't have to
worry about getting sued
700
00:55:52,610 --> 00:55:53,530
or being ruined
701
00:55:53,530 --> 00:55:55,400
if this turns out to
be what I think it is,
702
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:57,633
because there won't be anybody left!
703
00:55:57,633 --> 00:55:58,870
- I don't see anything in there.
704
00:55:58,870 --> 00:56:00,453
I think he's crazy.
705
00:56:56,380 --> 00:56:58,463
- So Chief, you about ready?
706
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:02,213
- I guess as ready as I'll ever be.
707
00:57:05,150 --> 00:57:06,550
- Well, I could go with you.
708
00:57:07,615 --> 00:57:09,437
You know, I'm not opposed to that.
709
00:57:09,437 --> 00:57:11,170
- Oh, I appreciate that, Sam.
710
00:57:11,170 --> 00:57:12,780
But I really need somebody here
711
00:57:12,780 --> 00:57:14,260
with a good head on their shoulders
712
00:57:14,260 --> 00:57:16,550
to keep a watch out on the office
713
00:57:16,550 --> 00:57:19,270
and make sure everything runs smoothly.
714
00:57:19,270 --> 00:57:22,193
And in case I don't make it back.
715
00:57:22,193 --> 00:57:23,920
- Thanks, but don't talk like that.
716
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:24,873
You're gonna be fine.
717
00:57:24,873 --> 00:57:27,360
- This is not really on the up and up.
718
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:28,490
I mean I really should have given
719
00:57:28,490 --> 00:57:29,650
all the information that I have
720
00:57:29,650 --> 00:57:31,643
to the State Police, the FBI.
721
00:57:33,510 --> 00:57:38,060
But also, on a good note,
722
00:57:38,060 --> 00:57:39,570
this may put me on a map
723
00:57:39,570 --> 00:57:42,240
for bigger and better things.
724
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:44,253
And most importantly,
725
00:57:46,110 --> 00:57:48,080
to find out if Teddy killed Lorna.
726
00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:49,865
- Oh I know, it's personal.
727
00:57:49,865 --> 00:57:51,253
And since you're gonna do it this way,
728
00:57:51,253 --> 00:57:52,626
I brought you this.
729
00:57:52,626 --> 00:57:54,380
- What's this?
730
00:57:54,380 --> 00:57:58,340
- This is something we got
from a peaceful protest
731
00:57:58,340 --> 00:58:00,280
a couple of weeks ago.
732
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:02,490
I think there's plenty of weapons in there
733
00:58:02,490 --> 00:58:04,170
that you might find useful.
734
00:58:04,170 --> 00:58:05,040
If you do have to use it
735
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:08,547
I know you'll put each thing to good use.
736
00:58:20,678 --> 00:58:24,066
You'll feel much safer with that.
737
00:58:24,066 --> 00:58:24,899
Cest la vie.
738
00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:31,060
- Thank you, Sam.
739
00:58:31,060 --> 00:58:32,083
I appreciate that.
740
00:58:34,681 --> 00:58:35,514
- Yippee.
741
00:58:35,514 --> 00:58:36,622
Gonna beat it.
742
00:58:36,622 --> 00:58:39,184
Your prisoner's ready, Chief.
743
00:58:39,184 --> 00:58:40,517
Get on in there!
744
00:58:41,762 --> 00:58:44,563
- All right, he's all yours.
745
00:58:44,563 --> 00:58:45,435
- All right.
746
00:58:45,435 --> 00:58:46,557
- All right, Chief,
I'll be on the dispatch
747
00:58:46,557 --> 00:58:48,303
for the next 44 hours, so.
748
00:58:49,501 --> 00:58:50,501
- All right.
749
00:59:07,714 --> 00:59:10,937
- Are you wired into the GPS
that Benchley's carrying?
750
00:59:10,937 --> 00:59:12,520
- Yes I am.
751
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:13,817
Got the little varmint.
752
00:59:13,817 --> 00:59:14,880
- Got the varmint!
753
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:15,730
- Let's go.
754
00:59:15,730 --> 00:59:16,563
- Let's go!
755
00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:36,202
- To the helicopter.
756
00:59:36,202 --> 00:59:37,869
- To the helicopter.
757
01:00:24,380 --> 01:00:25,993
- Good throw, you're learning.
758
01:00:26,860 --> 01:00:29,250
- Ray Aubergash, you're
gonna get Billy sunburned
759
01:00:29,250 --> 01:00:31,452
if you keep him out here much longer!
760
01:00:31,452 --> 01:00:32,285
- Oh no!
761
01:00:36,624 --> 01:00:39,085
- Oh, that was a good one.
762
01:00:39,085 --> 01:00:40,870
Lighten up, Barbara.
763
01:00:40,870 --> 01:00:43,239
Trying to have a little
father son time here.
764
01:00:43,239 --> 01:00:45,630
It's not like we can do this every day.
765
01:00:45,630 --> 01:00:46,990
- I know, I know.
766
01:00:46,990 --> 01:00:48,300
You just have to watch it.
767
01:00:48,300 --> 01:00:50,140
I mean, there's no ozone left,
768
01:00:50,140 --> 01:00:52,020
all the ultraviolet rays.
769
01:00:52,020 --> 01:00:53,480
You have to watch it when they're young,
770
01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:55,810
you know that already, okay?
771
01:00:55,810 --> 01:00:57,203
- What is wrong with her?
772
01:00:58,270 --> 01:01:00,135
- Did you put sunscreen on him?
773
01:01:00,135 --> 01:01:01,323
- Oh, mom.
774
01:01:02,850 --> 01:01:04,490
- All right, you got 10 more minutes
775
01:01:04,490 --> 01:01:05,370
and then we gotta go
776
01:01:05,370 --> 01:01:08,960
'cause Grandma's making
cowboy cornbread casserole.
777
01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:11,450
- Not that garbage disposal junk again!
778
01:01:11,450 --> 01:01:13,260
Last time we threw it
straight in the garbage,
779
01:01:13,260 --> 01:01:16,043
what'd you think we're gonna
do with it this time, eat it?
780
01:01:24,181 --> 01:01:25,341
Oh, I'm kind of scared
781
01:01:25,341 --> 01:01:26,767
of all the snakes back there.
782
01:01:26,767 --> 01:01:29,263
- Oh, ain't no snakes in the corn.
783
01:01:29,263 --> 01:01:30,613
Here you go.
784
01:01:30,613 --> 01:01:31,446
Ah!
785
01:01:33,453 --> 01:01:34,670
Gosh.
786
01:01:34,670 --> 01:01:35,503
That's it.
787
01:01:35,503 --> 01:01:36,352
Well, you'll be all right.
788
01:01:36,352 --> 01:01:38,546
You go and get it.
789
01:02:01,650 --> 01:02:02,952
Sorry.
790
01:02:02,952 --> 01:02:05,952
Sorry I threw it back in there so...
791
01:02:07,388 --> 01:02:12,388
Shark!
792
01:02:12,403 --> 01:02:13,236
- No!
793
01:03:35,650 --> 01:03:39,820
- You better hope you're being
straight with me, Teddy bear.
794
01:03:39,820 --> 01:03:41,360
'Cause if you're not,
795
01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:43,770
you and me are gonna have some problems.
796
01:03:43,770 --> 01:03:45,563
- Straight as a roundabout, ma'am.
797
01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:49,050
- Now what does that mean?
798
01:03:49,050 --> 01:03:54,050
- It means everything is
about to come full circle.
799
01:03:54,050 --> 01:03:57,780
The fullest blood moon prophecy will rise
800
01:03:57,780 --> 01:03:59,363
on the appropriate night.
801
01:04:00,490 --> 01:04:02,170
Maybe this one.
802
01:04:02,170 --> 01:04:03,770
And the cosmic revelations
803
01:04:03,770 --> 01:04:05,170
and forces of Stonehenge
804
01:04:05,170 --> 01:04:07,970
will be fully empowered.
805
01:04:07,970 --> 01:04:10,603
That's why I had to
keep my shark tooth on.
806
01:04:11,610 --> 01:04:14,170
I don't wanna miss being transformed.
807
01:04:14,170 --> 01:04:16,810
- So wait, you're saying Stonehenge
808
01:04:16,810 --> 01:04:18,890
gives off some sort of signal
809
01:04:18,890 --> 01:04:21,973
to your shark goddess Chichimatul?
810
01:04:23,350 --> 01:04:28,060
A real Great White Shark
you and your cult worship?
811
01:04:28,060 --> 01:04:29,060
- Yes.
812
01:04:29,060 --> 01:04:30,590
The signal will be received
813
01:04:30,590 --> 01:04:33,310
by her electromagnetic sensitivity.
814
01:04:33,310 --> 01:04:35,350
Not only used for prey
815
01:04:35,350 --> 01:04:38,200
but for intuitive commands like this,
816
01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:40,690
when the becoming is to begin.
817
01:04:40,690 --> 01:04:43,710
We have members that have
been keeping track of her,
818
01:04:43,710 --> 01:04:47,023
following her in the
Atlantic for decades now.
819
01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:50,900
All for the becoming.
820
01:04:50,900 --> 01:04:54,130
That's an
incredible belief, Teddy bear.
821
01:04:54,130 --> 01:04:56,223
I mean, it is a little farfetched though.
822
01:04:57,070 --> 01:04:59,460
- Mock it if you will, cop.
823
01:04:59,460 --> 01:05:01,863
I already have electroreception.
824
01:05:03,170 --> 01:05:08,170
I can smell your fear, like sweat
825
01:05:08,208 --> 01:05:12,118
and,
826
01:05:12,118 --> 01:05:15,868
something else.
827
01:06:00,410 --> 01:06:01,850
- Won't be long now, boss.
828
01:06:01,850 --> 01:06:03,400
We'll be coming up on him fast.
829
01:06:05,466 --> 01:06:08,414
- Technology makes me hard.
830
01:06:08,414 --> 01:06:09,696
- Hard.
831
01:06:26,660 --> 01:06:28,580
- Geez, not much left
of old Billy in there
832
01:06:28,580 --> 01:06:30,803
but lots of blood on the corn stalks.
833
01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:34,500
- Jesus Christ, what in
the name of Randy Travis
834
01:06:34,500 --> 01:06:35,970
is going on around here, Kramer?
835
01:06:35,970 --> 01:06:38,027
- Well, Mr. Mayor, they say-
836
01:06:38,027 --> 01:06:39,530
- They, they,
837
01:06:39,530 --> 01:06:40,930
spit it out already!
838
01:06:40,930 --> 01:06:42,500
- They said it was a shark attack.
839
01:06:42,500 --> 01:06:44,630
They said that Billy went
in to get his frisbee
840
01:06:44,630 --> 01:06:47,043
and shoom, shark ate him right up.
841
01:06:48,273 --> 01:06:49,290
- A shark attack?
842
01:06:49,290 --> 01:06:51,210
Who said that, some damn crackhead?
843
01:06:51,210 --> 01:06:53,070
Somebody snorting airplane glue?
844
01:06:53,070 --> 01:06:54,450
Mushroom eaters?
845
01:06:54,450 --> 01:06:55,710
Shit!
846
01:06:55,710 --> 01:06:57,400
- I've known the Aubergashes for years.
847
01:06:57,400 --> 01:06:59,970
They're straight and narrow, churchgoers,
848
01:06:59,970 --> 01:07:01,230
white bread eaters.
849
01:07:01,230 --> 01:07:03,560
Honey the extra fiber with every meal.
850
01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:05,330
We had a similar incident, Mr. Mayor,
851
01:07:05,330 --> 01:07:06,720
about a week or so ago
852
01:07:06,720 --> 01:07:09,110
in those yonder fields maybe a mile away.
853
01:07:09,110 --> 01:07:10,940
Gary Gottlieb and Susan Blake,
854
01:07:10,940 --> 01:07:12,900
same kind of thing happened to them.
855
01:07:12,900 --> 01:07:15,170
- Which means Gary should
be freed, gentlemen.
856
01:07:15,170 --> 01:07:16,750
You had him locked up when this happened.
857
01:07:16,750 --> 01:07:17,990
So can we spring my brother now?
858
01:07:17,990 --> 01:07:19,730
- Oh Jesus, I need this
859
01:07:19,730 --> 01:07:22,460
like a damn Billy Goat pecker
going on top of my head.
860
01:07:22,460 --> 01:07:24,150
What the hell are you
doing here, Gottlieb?
861
01:07:24,150 --> 01:07:26,727
- Well Mr. Mayor, I'm the
news, the people around here,
862
01:07:26,727 --> 01:07:28,367
and so I'm here in my official capacity
863
01:07:28,367 --> 01:07:29,230
with the Corn Gazette.
864
01:07:29,230 --> 01:07:31,310
As well as having a personal
stake in this matter!
865
01:07:31,310 --> 01:07:34,200
- So Mr. News Man, what's
your big take on all this?
866
01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:36,600
Who's behind these gruesome murders?
867
01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:38,777
Bigfoot, Loch Ness monster, the boogeyman?
868
01:07:39,660 --> 01:07:41,544
- Well, all right,
generally the Bigfoot thing
869
01:07:41,544 --> 01:07:43,220
is just more of an advertising conjecture
870
01:07:43,220 --> 01:07:45,140
to help me sell farms, you know.
871
01:07:45,140 --> 01:07:47,370
- As in one big fat country fib.
872
01:07:47,370 --> 01:07:49,004
- So in fancy schmancy talk,
873
01:07:49,004 --> 01:07:50,560
it's just a bunch of bulldog gravy
874
01:07:50,560 --> 01:07:51,863
with no damn bacon on it.
875
01:07:52,910 --> 01:07:55,460
- Well, look, did I say I saw Bigfoot, no.
876
01:07:55,460 --> 01:07:57,560
But people around here
say they saw Bigfoot.
877
01:07:57,560 --> 01:07:58,910
Are they making it up, I don't know.
878
01:07:58,910 --> 01:07:59,847
But I didn't make that up.
879
01:07:59,847 --> 01:08:02,500
You know, I always worry I
would run into Bigfoot out here
880
01:08:02,500 --> 01:08:04,440
and then I'd have a lot
of explaining to do.
881
01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:06,030
Now, I've been looking into it
882
01:08:06,030 --> 01:08:08,240
since I started seeing
sharks in the cornfield
883
01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:11,403
with my drones I film my
real estate videos with.
884
01:08:12,340 --> 01:08:13,890
Take a look at this, Mr. Mayor.
885
01:08:15,970 --> 01:08:17,920
- I don't believe this shit.
886
01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:22,569
- As you can see, there are
sharks in the cornfields.
887
01:08:22,569 --> 01:08:25,380
Now, I've done some deep
dive research on this.
888
01:08:25,380 --> 01:08:27,580
And these fields, all these fields
889
01:08:27,580 --> 01:08:29,830
are on an ancient burial ground.
890
01:08:29,830 --> 01:08:31,790
And there's this shark cult
891
01:08:31,790 --> 01:08:35,000
that worships a humanoid shark goddess.
892
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:36,840
And they believe she's about to return.
893
01:08:36,840 --> 01:08:40,200
And when she does, they'll
be transformed into hybrids,
894
01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:42,360
changed into shark people.
895
01:08:42,360 --> 01:08:44,880
- I feel like you'd have to
go with Bigfoot, Gottlieb!
896
01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:46,710
This shit's ridiculous!
897
01:08:46,710 --> 01:08:48,330
All I see is a bunch of clouds,
898
01:08:48,330 --> 01:08:49,740
weird figures up in the clouds.
899
01:08:49,740 --> 01:08:51,559
Hell, people see weird stuff
like that in the clouds
900
01:08:51,559 --> 01:08:52,540
all the time!
901
01:08:52,540 --> 01:08:54,280
My grandma saw the devil jumping rope
902
01:08:54,280 --> 01:08:55,430
one time in the clouds!
903
01:09:02,660 --> 01:09:05,030
- You all have your heads in the clouds!
904
01:09:05,030 --> 01:09:06,990
Even with the video evidence
right in front of you
905
01:09:06,990 --> 01:09:08,690
you won't believe.
906
01:09:08,690 --> 01:09:10,290
Listen.
907
01:09:10,290 --> 01:09:13,493
I know it sounds completely insane.
908
01:09:14,350 --> 01:09:16,080
But lives have been lost,
909
01:09:16,080 --> 01:09:19,200
including a little boy's,
directly in front of you.
910
01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:22,729
Now this situation is only
going to get worse and worse
911
01:09:22,729 --> 01:09:24,660
as the energy source in that cornfield
912
01:09:24,660 --> 01:09:26,183
gets stronger and stronger.
913
01:09:27,389 --> 01:09:31,210
Soon, those corn sharks will
be able to get out of the field
914
01:09:31,210 --> 01:09:32,780
and there's no telling
what they'll be able to do
915
01:09:32,780 --> 01:09:34,000
when they get loose.
916
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:36,620
Now I think that there are
fields all over the place.
917
01:09:36,620 --> 01:09:37,870
Maybe all over the world.
918
01:09:39,590 --> 01:09:41,450
- Jonathan, why don't you
go back to your office
919
01:09:41,450 --> 01:09:43,710
with that corn cob pipe,
put some hash in it
920
01:09:43,710 --> 01:09:45,630
and toke on a little bit harder?
921
01:09:45,630 --> 01:09:47,330
- Something crazy is going on here
922
01:09:47,330 --> 01:09:48,670
and you better do something about it
923
01:09:48,670 --> 01:09:49,760
before it swims up
924
01:09:49,760 --> 01:09:51,479
and bites you in the cornhole!
925
01:09:51,479 --> 01:09:54,309
Now can we please close
down these corn fields
926
01:09:54,309 --> 01:09:55,920
and try and get a handle on this?!
927
01:09:55,920 --> 01:09:57,110
- Can't you see, you idiot?
928
01:09:57,110 --> 01:09:59,420
It's harvest season, and a damn good one!
929
01:09:59,420 --> 01:10:01,070
People out here, that's
how they make a living,
930
01:10:01,070 --> 01:10:03,090
it's off selling the corn!
931
01:10:03,090 --> 01:10:04,440
I'm not going to shut the cornfield down,
932
01:10:04,440 --> 01:10:06,280
that's just ludicrous!
933
01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:08,540
Now, if you think there's
some kind of Bigfoot
934
01:10:08,540 --> 01:10:11,150
or monster out here injuring people,
935
01:10:11,150 --> 01:10:12,147
like they did to those poor people,
936
01:10:12,147 --> 01:10:14,770
the little redneck boy,
and all these farmers,
937
01:10:14,770 --> 01:10:16,230
you and your boys should go catch them,
938
01:10:16,230 --> 01:10:18,570
take them down, get them outta here.
939
01:10:18,570 --> 01:10:19,700
Jeez!
940
01:10:19,700 --> 01:10:23,000
- Look, this is way bigger
than any of us can fathom,
941
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:23,833
do you hear?
942
01:10:23,833 --> 01:10:25,293
Base to Rosenberg.
943
01:10:27,639 --> 01:10:28,643
- Go with base.
944
01:10:31,153 --> 01:10:33,120
Just
got a report from Eleanor
945
01:10:33,120 --> 01:10:34,639
at the Williams farm.
946
01:10:34,639 --> 01:10:36,580
She said that the boys and some friends
947
01:10:36,580 --> 01:10:37,877
that have stumbled into the cornfield
948
01:10:37,877 --> 01:10:39,940
and there were some tracks or something.
949
01:10:39,940 --> 01:10:43,230
They're all shook up and
they ain't making much sense.
950
01:10:43,230 --> 01:10:45,580
They say there's a lot
of blood and body parts
951
01:10:45,580 --> 01:10:49,050
and well, they're afraid to
go into the field, because-
952
01:10:49,050 --> 01:10:50,073
- Because why?
953
01:10:51,923 --> 01:10:52,857
Well this sounds crazy,
954
01:10:52,857 --> 01:10:56,230
but because of sharks in the cornfield.
955
01:10:56,230 --> 01:10:58,020
They say they can see the fins
956
01:10:58,020 --> 01:11:01,112
and they appear to be about
eight to 10 foot Great Whites.
957
01:11:02,809 --> 01:11:05,110
- Never go swimming with bowlegged women.
958
01:11:05,110 --> 01:11:06,780
You boys and girls get
your asses over there
959
01:11:06,780 --> 01:11:08,237
and see what the hell's going on.
960
01:11:08,237 --> 01:11:10,070
And if it's what they say it is,
961
01:11:10,070 --> 01:11:11,573
you nail them damn fish!
962
01:11:14,530 --> 01:11:15,362
Or...
963
01:11:17,110 --> 01:11:19,376
We close the damn corn fields.
964
01:11:19,376 --> 01:11:20,627
- But Mr. Mayor!
965
01:11:20,627 --> 01:11:22,070
- You listen to me, you dumb dick,
966
01:11:22,070 --> 01:11:23,730
for the first time in your life!
967
01:11:23,730 --> 01:11:24,780
This is election year.
968
01:11:24,780 --> 01:11:26,357
We got to at least make some
kind of a half ass effort
969
01:11:26,357 --> 01:11:28,070
to act like we care.
970
01:11:28,070 --> 01:11:28,903
You got me?
971
01:11:30,780 --> 01:11:32,362
Now, you go do what you need to do
972
01:11:32,362 --> 01:11:34,170
and get the hell outta here.
973
01:11:36,010 --> 01:11:38,889
No, no, no, where you think
you're going, Lois Lane?
974
01:11:38,889 --> 01:11:42,012
Ace reporter, we're gonna
have a chat, you and I.
975
01:11:42,012 --> 01:11:44,188
- It's not like going down to the pond
976
01:11:44,188 --> 01:11:46,540
chasing bass and crappies,
is it, Mr. Mayor.
977
01:11:46,540 --> 01:11:47,820
- Well, that's why me and you,
978
01:11:47,820 --> 01:11:49,630
we're gonna walk the perimeter.
979
01:11:49,630 --> 01:11:51,410
I wanna ring the damn dinner bell myself,
980
01:11:51,410 --> 01:11:54,050
see if anything popped
up to get a little snack.
981
01:11:54,050 --> 01:11:55,490
- I think I have some things in my car
982
01:11:55,490 --> 01:11:56,710
that might help us.
983
01:11:56,710 --> 01:11:58,110
- Well, let's go do it, man.
984
01:12:14,680 --> 01:12:15,920
- Hey.
985
01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:16,853
You need a ride?
986
01:12:19,090 --> 01:12:20,684
- No, no thanks.
987
01:12:20,684 --> 01:12:21,517
I'm good.
988
01:12:21,517 --> 01:12:22,350
- Are you sure?
989
01:12:22,350 --> 01:12:24,150
I mean, it's starting to rain outside.
990
01:12:24,150 --> 01:12:25,639
You look a little bit frazzled.
991
01:12:25,639 --> 01:12:27,690
We're gonna head up to Druid Hills.
992
01:12:27,690 --> 01:12:28,920
I don't mind giving you a ride,
993
01:12:28,920 --> 01:12:31,460
or do you want me to call
somebody for you or something?
994
01:12:31,460 --> 01:12:32,342
- All right.
995
01:12:32,342 --> 01:12:33,561
You talked me into it.
996
01:12:33,561 --> 01:12:34,511
I'll go up to your.
997
01:12:47,833 --> 01:12:48,670
I know you're a cop and all
998
01:12:48,670 --> 01:12:51,483
but didn't your mom teach
you not to pick up strangers?
999
01:12:53,020 --> 01:12:54,070
- You know, to be a good cop,
1000
01:12:54,070 --> 01:12:56,070
you've gotta have good instincts, right?
1001
01:12:57,460 --> 01:12:58,510
- All right.
- Yeah.
1002
01:13:05,940 --> 01:13:07,800
Yeah, no worries.
1003
01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:10,030
This back here, in the back seat,
1004
01:13:10,030 --> 01:13:11,850
this is Teddy Bo Lucas.
1005
01:13:11,850 --> 01:13:14,880
Self-proclaimed serial
killer or something.
1006
01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:17,540
So he says he's gonna
take me up to Druid Hills.
1007
01:13:17,540 --> 01:13:19,360
There is supposedly a burial mound
1008
01:13:19,360 --> 01:13:21,840
where he's killed all these people.
1009
01:13:21,840 --> 01:13:22,673
- Really?
1010
01:13:22,673 --> 01:13:23,505
- Yeah.
1011
01:13:23,505 --> 01:13:24,650
- I'm intrigued.
1012
01:13:24,650 --> 01:13:25,573
- You should be.
1013
01:13:27,040 --> 01:13:28,477
So what's your name?
1014
01:13:28,477 --> 01:13:29,660
- Murray.
1015
01:13:29,660 --> 01:13:31,050
Murray Benchley.
1016
01:13:31,050 --> 01:13:32,780
- Well nice to meet you, Murray.
1017
01:13:32,780 --> 01:13:34,559
I'm Chief Scheider.
1018
01:13:34,559 --> 01:13:37,123
Vera, from Chance, Kentucky.
1019
01:13:38,460 --> 01:13:40,200
So where are you headed?
1020
01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:42,950
Coincidentally, Druid Hills.
1021
01:13:42,950 --> 01:13:45,870
- All roads lead to Druid Hills, people.
1022
01:13:45,870 --> 01:13:49,380
- Hah, well that worked out
good for you, didn't it?
1023
01:13:49,380 --> 01:13:50,903
Yes, yes it did.
1024
01:14:05,740 --> 01:14:07,423
- What you got in that briefcase?
1025
01:14:09,680 --> 01:14:11,223
- Paperwork, blueprints.
1026
01:14:14,340 --> 01:14:15,587
- Uh huh.
1027
01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:17,763
Mr. Benchley.
1028
01:14:19,559 --> 01:14:22,053
I can feel what you have in there.
1029
01:14:24,440 --> 01:14:26,763
You believe in predestination?
1030
01:14:27,830 --> 01:14:29,362
- Not really.
1031
01:14:38,430 --> 01:14:41,093
- You should, my friend, you should.
1032
01:14:42,022 --> 01:14:44,700
Everything is falling into place.
1033
01:14:44,700 --> 01:14:47,173
Everything.
1034
01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:51,032
- You two know each other?
1035
01:14:52,710 --> 01:14:53,543
- No.
1036
01:14:55,840 --> 01:14:56,673
No.
1037
01:15:00,928 --> 01:15:02,573
- We're closing in on Benchley.
1038
01:15:04,180 --> 01:15:05,853
He's moving fast now.
1039
01:15:07,410 --> 01:15:09,223
It's almost like he's in a car.
1040
01:15:11,260 --> 01:15:12,850
- No worries.
1041
01:15:12,850 --> 01:15:15,800
We're gonna sneak up on
him kinda unexpectedly
1042
01:15:16,710 --> 01:15:18,883
and then we're gonna
bite him in the balls.
1043
01:15:18,883 --> 01:15:23,683
Balls!
1044
01:15:29,946 --> 01:15:31,990
- All right, Angelo won't be long now,
1045
01:15:31,990 --> 01:15:34,440
you got your gun locked and loaded?
1046
01:15:38,770 --> 01:15:42,282
- Sir, I left my piece back at base.
1047
01:15:46,139 --> 01:15:47,883
- What do I pay you for?
1048
01:15:48,837 --> 01:15:50,120
Have a handicap, they say,
1049
01:15:50,120 --> 01:15:51,943
he'll be fun to watch.
1050
01:15:52,809 --> 01:15:55,693
Oh man, do I gotta do everything myself?
1051
01:15:56,897 --> 01:15:59,246
You know, you can pick
some of that toe cheese out
1052
01:15:59,246 --> 01:16:02,620
and we have some nasty ammunition
1053
01:16:02,620 --> 01:16:04,610
to throw at the bad guys.
1054
01:16:04,610 --> 01:16:05,623
- Bad guys.
1055
01:16:11,362 --> 01:16:12,559
- Yeah there he is.
1056
01:16:12,559 --> 01:16:16,402
We're gonna nail that guy
and destroy that shark pup.
1057
01:16:16,402 --> 01:16:17,985
- Destroy that pup!
1058
01:16:25,760 --> 01:16:26,860
I see somebody in there
1059
01:16:26,860 --> 01:16:29,123
but I don't think they're coming.
1060
01:16:29,123 --> 01:16:31,563
- Yeah, they're moving around there.
1061
01:16:32,860 --> 01:16:33,900
I think they're terrified.
1062
01:16:33,900 --> 01:16:37,300
See, they just ran into the other room.
1063
01:16:37,300 --> 01:16:38,790
Aw hell,
we're on our own, I guess.
1064
01:16:38,790 --> 01:16:40,910
- Yeah, anyway let's go
check out that cornfield.
1065
01:16:40,910 --> 01:16:41,743
- All right.
1066
01:16:51,530 --> 01:16:53,150
- Looks harmless, why
don't you go in there
1067
01:16:53,150 --> 01:16:54,550
and take a look around?
1068
01:16:54,550 --> 01:16:56,200
- Ha, no sir, not without you.
1069
01:16:56,200 --> 01:16:57,100
- Get on in there and let's see
1070
01:16:57,100 --> 01:16:58,450
if we could find those bodies.
1071
01:16:58,450 --> 01:16:59,437
The mayor wants to know about this
1072
01:16:59,437 --> 01:17:01,880
and we gotta get back to him right away.
1073
01:17:01,880 --> 01:17:03,860
Yeah, we're gonna go in
there and take a look around.
1074
01:17:03,860 --> 01:17:07,350
If we see anything, we'll
just shoot 'em with our gun.
1075
01:17:07,350 --> 01:17:08,780
- I don't think that's gonna work.
1076
01:17:08,780 --> 01:17:09,900
- Get in there a little bit closer.
1077
01:17:09,900 --> 01:17:11,106
Go on, come on now, come on.
1078
01:17:11,106 --> 01:17:12,690
- You go.
- Come on, come on.
1079
01:17:12,690 --> 01:17:13,523
Ladies first.
- No way.
1080
01:17:13,523 --> 01:17:15,650
- Get on in there deep, Rosenberg,
1081
01:17:15,650 --> 01:17:16,820
let's take a look around.
1082
01:17:16,820 --> 01:17:18,380
- What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
1083
01:17:18,380 --> 01:17:20,130
- Well, if there's bodies in there,
1084
01:17:20,130 --> 01:17:21,030
we gotta find them.
1085
01:17:21,030 --> 01:17:22,430
We gotta clean this place up
1086
01:17:22,430 --> 01:17:23,722
and see what's going on here.
1087
01:17:23,722 --> 01:17:24,803
- Man, what the hell is the rush, man?
1088
01:17:25,773 --> 01:17:27,940
- Well, you did this all in training.
1089
01:17:27,940 --> 01:17:29,820
We took that course for 12 hours,
1090
01:17:29,820 --> 01:17:31,468
I taught you all this stuff,
you should know better.
1091
01:17:31,468 --> 01:17:32,300
- Shh!
1092
01:17:34,035 --> 01:17:37,080
I thought I heard something.
1093
01:17:37,080 --> 01:17:41,813
Oh shit, I thought I saw...
1094
01:17:41,813 --> 01:17:44,240
A fin, or a reflection or something!
1095
01:17:44,240 --> 01:17:45,590
- Saw what?
1096
01:17:45,590 --> 01:17:48,173
- Oh, shit, I don't think
we're in here alone.
1097
01:17:49,820 --> 01:17:50,653
- Come on, now.
1098
01:17:58,594 --> 01:18:00,289
- Oh, my shit!
1099
01:18:00,289 --> 01:18:01,121
Oh, shit!
1100
01:18:07,330 --> 01:18:12,330
- Everything is coming
together exactly as planned.
1101
01:18:12,650 --> 01:18:15,093
I can feel it in my bones.
1102
01:18:16,290 --> 01:18:18,050
What about you, Chief?
1103
01:18:18,050 --> 01:18:22,123
You feeling that
excitement buzz?
1104
01:18:26,330 --> 01:18:29,653
Teddy, this
is just all so weird!
1105
01:18:32,072 --> 01:18:34,322
Base to Chief.
1106
01:18:35,356 --> 01:18:37,550
- Go ahead, Grossman.
1107
01:18:37,550 --> 01:18:39,751
How are
you making out, Chief?
1108
01:18:42,150 --> 01:18:44,100
- We're doing okay, we're almost there.
1109
01:18:45,415 --> 01:18:47,830
You be
careful out there, Chief.
1110
01:18:47,830 --> 01:18:50,660
We're getting some odd
and disturbing reports
1111
01:18:50,660 --> 01:18:51,843
from Druid Hills.
1112
01:18:55,380 --> 01:18:57,593
- Wait, what kind of reports?
1113
01:19:00,040 --> 01:19:01,900
- Well to be quite honest,
1114
01:19:01,900 --> 01:19:05,452
we're getting some
attack reports on people.
1115
01:19:06,614 --> 01:19:08,797
People are being attacked in Druid Hills,
1116
01:19:08,797 --> 01:19:13,050
in cornfields, by sharks.
1117
01:19:14,160 --> 01:19:15,513
Shark attacks?
1118
01:19:18,832 --> 01:19:19,793
Okay.
1119
01:19:20,940 --> 01:19:22,914
Thanks for the heads up.
1120
01:19:22,914 --> 01:19:24,014
- Over and out, Chief.
1121
01:19:44,549 --> 01:19:46,914
Sharks in the popcorn!
1122
01:19:46,914 --> 01:19:47,831
Doggone it!
1123
01:19:51,410 --> 01:19:52,633
Sharks everywhere.
1124
01:19:58,680 --> 01:19:59,513
Wow.
1125
01:20:05,410 --> 01:20:06,243
Chief?
1126
01:20:11,791 --> 01:20:13,125
Ah, more coffee.
1127
01:20:25,740 --> 01:20:26,730
- So what do you think?
1128
01:20:26,730 --> 01:20:28,973
You still going to head
to Druid Hills with me?
1129
01:20:30,870 --> 01:20:33,593
- Well, Chief, I got a confession.
1130
01:20:35,610 --> 01:20:36,443
Actually,
1131
01:20:39,170 --> 01:20:40,800
I'm with the CIA.
1132
01:20:40,800 --> 01:20:42,330
I'm an agent.
1133
01:20:42,330 --> 01:20:45,523
Been investigating this shark
cult for many months now.
1134
01:20:46,630 --> 01:20:49,660
Initially it was just
investigative and speculative
1135
01:20:49,660 --> 01:20:52,452
but now with Teddy and all these murders,
1136
01:20:54,407 --> 01:20:56,620
we're taking it more serious.
1137
01:20:56,620 --> 01:20:58,910
First we thought the mafia was involved
1138
01:20:58,910 --> 01:21:00,690
but it turns out that
1139
01:21:00,690 --> 01:21:03,680
we think they just knew
something really bad was comin'.
1140
01:21:03,680 --> 01:21:07,930
So as of now I'm not sure
what the hell is going on.
1141
01:21:07,930 --> 01:21:11,710
But it's officially been upgraded from
1142
01:21:11,710 --> 01:21:13,889
some crackpot niche group
1143
01:21:13,889 --> 01:21:16,170
to an actual terrorism threat
1144
01:21:16,170 --> 01:21:17,780
against the United States.
1145
01:21:17,780 --> 01:21:19,680
- You got that right, sucker.
1146
01:21:19,680 --> 01:21:22,090
It's going down right now.
1147
01:21:22,090 --> 01:21:23,487
You're going down too.
1148
01:21:26,240 --> 01:21:27,993
- I knew there was something about you.
1149
01:21:27,993 --> 01:21:29,823
Just an intuition.
1150
01:21:31,681 --> 01:21:32,610
- Good call.
1151
01:21:32,610 --> 01:21:33,443
Smart cookie.
1152
01:21:35,120 --> 01:21:36,239
- So what do you think?
1153
01:21:36,239 --> 01:21:39,043
Do you want to go in to
the eye of the storm?
1154
01:21:40,740 --> 01:21:42,383
Fuckin' A.
1155
01:21:42,383 --> 01:21:43,216
- Well let's go.
1156
01:22:01,860 --> 01:22:03,610
- Jesus Christ, Captain Quint,
1157
01:22:03,610 --> 01:22:05,389
where the hell did you get that thing?
1158
01:22:05,389 --> 01:22:06,223
- Local pawn shop.
1159
01:22:06,223 --> 01:22:08,150
Just got lucky, I guess.
1160
01:22:08,150 --> 01:22:08,983
You never know what you'll run into
1161
01:22:08,983 --> 01:22:10,440
at the old hawk shops.
1162
01:22:10,440 --> 01:22:12,500
- You better watch them pawn shops, boy.
1163
01:22:12,500 --> 01:22:14,910
I know somebody who bought a
pair of panties there one time,
1164
01:22:14,910 --> 01:22:17,386
ended up with gonorrhea
and the damn herpes.
1165
01:22:17,386 --> 01:22:18,389
- What?
1166
01:22:18,389 --> 01:22:19,386
- Yeah.
1167
01:22:19,386 --> 01:22:20,930
Don't know about them
rubbers there either.
1168
01:22:20,930 --> 01:22:23,160
I just read about the Chinese.
1169
01:22:23,160 --> 01:22:24,710
They're taking used rubbers,
1170
01:22:24,710 --> 01:22:26,559
cleaning them out and reselling them.
1171
01:22:27,610 --> 01:22:29,450
- Damn, that's some nasty shit.
1172
01:22:29,450 --> 01:22:30,397
- Yeah.
1173
01:22:30,397 --> 01:22:33,050
- I was hoping my order
would get here anytime
1174
01:22:33,050 --> 01:22:34,867
before we actually went into these stalks.
1175
01:22:34,867 --> 01:22:36,230
- Order, what the hell
are you talking about?
1176
01:22:36,230 --> 01:22:37,782
What'd you order, a pizza?
1177
01:22:37,782 --> 01:22:38,616
- Well.
1178
01:22:44,760 --> 01:22:45,670
Hey Jonathan.
1179
01:22:45,670 --> 01:22:46,503
- Hey.
- Here's that package
1180
01:22:46,503 --> 01:22:47,581
that you ordered and
1181
01:22:47,581 --> 01:22:49,650
you're a little bit out
on the farm than usual.
1182
01:22:49,650 --> 01:22:51,870
- Ah yeah, out fishing actually.
1183
01:22:51,870 --> 01:22:53,377
Thank you, you guys rule.
1184
01:22:53,377 --> 01:22:55,112
Well,
glad to be of service.
1185
01:22:59,544 --> 01:23:00,707
- What the hell was that?
1186
01:23:00,707 --> 01:23:02,900
- Ah, that's Amazing.com.
1187
01:23:02,900 --> 01:23:05,160
They deliver, I belong
to the Pronto program
1188
01:23:05,160 --> 01:23:07,300
so I get packages in four hours,
1189
01:23:07,300 --> 01:23:09,650
and free streaming
movies right to my phone.
1190
01:23:09,650 --> 01:23:11,404
- What are you, the damn
spokesperson for them or something?
1191
01:23:15,058 --> 01:23:15,891
What the hell?
1192
01:23:15,891 --> 01:23:17,913
That old boy must have
hemorrhoids or something.
1193
01:23:18,873 --> 01:23:20,807
- This guy has his last delivery today.
1194
01:23:20,807 --> 01:23:23,170
And what is
all these, flea collars?
1195
01:23:23,170 --> 01:23:24,460
- They're shark-repellant bracelets,
1196
01:23:24,460 --> 01:23:25,860
like Off, but for sharks.
1197
01:23:25,860 --> 01:23:27,340
They're designed to work underwater
1198
01:23:27,340 --> 01:23:29,139
where the sound travels
faster and further,
1199
01:23:29,139 --> 01:23:31,770
but they should have some nominal effect
1200
01:23:31,770 --> 01:23:33,210
in the open air.
1201
01:23:33,210 --> 01:23:35,362
In close proximity at least, I hope.
1202
01:23:36,200 --> 01:23:37,110
- I'll be dipped in shit.
1203
01:23:37,110 --> 01:23:39,980
You can get anything from Amazing.com.
1204
01:23:39,980 --> 01:23:42,809
Still, I ain't gonna wear one
of those things, you putz.
1205
01:23:42,809 --> 01:23:44,360
It don't matter, there
ain't no sharks out here.
1206
01:23:44,360 --> 01:23:47,270
Probably a wildcat, maybe a bear.
1207
01:23:47,270 --> 01:23:48,960
Hell, maybe your old friend Bigfoot
1208
01:23:48,960 --> 01:23:51,090
really is the one out here doing all this.
1209
01:23:51,090 --> 01:23:52,880
- Well, this might repel
those predators too,
1210
01:23:52,880 --> 01:23:53,713
I don't know.
1211
01:23:53,713 --> 01:23:56,723
- Well as long as you keep me
safe, Mr. Shark Hunter Boy.
1212
01:23:58,830 --> 01:24:01,050
- Ah, you know, if you come here
1213
01:24:01,050 --> 01:24:03,590
it's gonna be at your own risk.
1214
01:24:03,590 --> 01:24:04,920
- You sure you don't want some flippers
1215
01:24:04,920 --> 01:24:06,469
and a snorkel too, you dumbass?
1216
01:24:07,610 --> 01:24:09,340
- Well, at least you
won't need a bigger mouth
1217
01:24:09,340 --> 01:24:10,889
if you start screaming in there.
1218
01:24:10,889 --> 01:24:12,309
You got that much going for ya.
1219
01:24:12,309 --> 01:24:13,143
- Let's go.
1220
01:24:35,041 --> 01:24:35,875
- Is he comin'?
1221
01:24:35,875 --> 01:24:39,897
- Yeah.
1222
01:24:39,897 --> 01:24:40,900
Come on, Ted.
1223
01:24:40,900 --> 01:24:42,032
- Come on now.
1224
01:24:42,032 --> 01:24:43,532
You fucking freak.
1225
01:24:44,540 --> 01:24:47,170
So is this where you buried my sister?
1226
01:24:47,170 --> 01:24:49,469
This is the burial mound
you're talking about?
1227
01:24:51,070 --> 01:24:54,610
- Yes, ma'am, I believe it is.
1228
01:24:54,610 --> 01:24:56,423
It's all coming back now.
1229
01:24:57,800 --> 01:25:00,340
All the victims' blood will align
1230
01:25:00,340 --> 01:25:02,920
with the power of Stonehenge
1231
01:25:02,920 --> 01:25:05,040
and the crimson moon!
1232
01:25:05,040 --> 01:25:08,012
Chichimatul will become one
1233
01:25:08,012 --> 01:25:09,723
with the shark goddess.
1234
01:25:10,639 --> 01:25:12,630
All those martyrs in the field
1235
01:25:14,059 --> 01:25:17,280
will be reborn in the great becoming,
1236
01:25:17,280 --> 01:25:18,793
in her honor!
1237
01:25:20,389 --> 01:25:23,963
- So this is where everything
lines up with Stonehenge?
1238
01:25:25,139 --> 01:25:27,050
All right, we need to go in
1239
01:25:27,050 --> 01:25:30,153
and destroy the sharks and the source.
1240
01:25:31,637 --> 01:25:33,193
Do you have any more weapons?
1241
01:25:34,770 --> 01:25:35,963
- Actually, I do.
1242
01:25:36,930 --> 01:25:38,719
I've got a backpack back here
1243
01:25:38,719 --> 01:25:40,570
that Grossman gave me.
1244
01:25:40,570 --> 01:25:41,782
Hold on to this
1245
01:25:41,782 --> 01:25:43,219
fucking freak.
- Got him.
1246
01:25:43,219 --> 01:25:45,420
- And I think it has a
bunch of weapons in it.
1247
01:25:45,420 --> 01:25:46,423
Even a grenade.
1248
01:25:50,380 --> 01:25:51,260
- A grenade?
1249
01:25:51,260 --> 01:25:54,530
Ah probably from some peaceful protesters.
1250
01:25:54,530 --> 01:25:57,100
Okay, I'm gonna need to borrow your phone.
1251
01:25:57,100 --> 01:25:58,920
Time to call in the big guns.
1252
01:25:58,920 --> 01:26:01,039
Things are about to get real.
1253
01:26:09,870 --> 01:26:11,260
- Now, now, Chief.
1254
01:26:11,260 --> 01:26:15,450
Knocking out a CIA
agent, a fellow comrade?
1255
01:26:15,450 --> 01:26:19,943
I think you just overstepped
your jurisdiction.
1256
01:26:36,262 --> 01:26:37,179
- You know?
1257
01:26:38,342 --> 01:26:42,540
All my life, I've been nothing to anybody.
1258
01:26:44,090 --> 01:26:46,793
I've always been nothing
but a fucking failure!
1259
01:26:48,160 --> 01:26:50,190
I've never been good for anybody.
1260
01:26:50,190 --> 01:26:54,123
I've always been spit on
by family and friends.
1261
01:26:55,795 --> 01:26:57,883
And I'm sick and tired of it.
1262
01:27:00,110 --> 01:27:03,940
I'm so tired of just doing
things for everybody else
1263
01:27:03,940 --> 01:27:06,193
and nobody giving a fuck about me!
1264
01:27:10,423 --> 01:27:12,505
So no, I'm gonna do this,
1265
01:27:13,900 --> 01:27:15,733
and I'm gonna do this for Lorna.
1266
01:27:16,710 --> 01:27:18,740
She needs to be reborn
1267
01:27:18,740 --> 01:27:21,003
and I'm not a failure anymore.
1268
01:27:22,270 --> 01:27:25,490
So I wanna make sure that I merge
1269
01:27:25,490 --> 01:27:27,293
with the Great White Shark Cult.
1270
01:27:28,910 --> 01:27:30,040
I now know
1271
01:27:31,660 --> 01:27:33,103
that wrong is right.
1272
01:27:34,010 --> 01:27:38,202
And I wanna be with the
becoming of Chichimatul.
1273
01:27:40,300 --> 01:27:42,647
I didn't believe you at first, Teddy.
1274
01:27:44,320 --> 01:27:46,833
I really was on the fence about it.
1275
01:27:48,023 --> 01:27:49,263
But now I know.
1276
01:27:51,362 --> 01:27:53,462
You were telling the truth the whole time.
1277
01:27:54,790 --> 01:27:56,850
And I'll do anything possible to make sure
1278
01:27:56,850 --> 01:27:59,112
that Lorna is reborn again.
1279
01:28:04,020 --> 01:28:05,809
- I knew it.
1280
01:28:05,809 --> 01:28:07,540
This is perfect!
1281
01:28:07,540 --> 01:28:11,653
You were the one all along, Chief.
1282
01:28:12,600 --> 01:28:14,910
I am honored and humbled.
1283
01:28:14,910 --> 01:28:16,323
As it has been written.
1284
01:28:17,719 --> 01:28:19,875
- Let me get you out of these.
1285
01:28:23,752 --> 01:28:27,170
- We need my shark jaws and
what's in Benchley's briefcase
1286
01:28:27,170 --> 01:28:28,719
to complete the perfect circle.
1287
01:28:39,481 --> 01:28:41,231
This is the 13th pup.
1288
01:28:42,290 --> 01:28:44,853
The 13th pup from Chichimatul!
1289
01:28:45,860 --> 01:28:48,123
- You mean the Great White Shark's babies?
1290
01:28:50,030 --> 01:28:50,993
- Exactly.
1291
01:28:52,469 --> 01:28:54,770
The people watching over
her had been collecting
1292
01:28:54,770 --> 01:28:56,763
her stillborns for decades.
1293
01:28:58,210 --> 01:29:01,210
I buried them here in the field
1294
01:29:01,210 --> 01:29:03,170
with the other martyrs.
1295
01:29:03,170 --> 01:29:04,263
Like your sister.
1296
01:29:05,800 --> 01:29:09,770
This is the last one
we need to lay to rest
1297
01:29:09,770 --> 01:29:10,713
for the becoming.
1298
01:29:12,520 --> 01:29:14,983
It's finally time!
1299
01:29:16,630 --> 01:29:18,237
- Well let's do this, my friend.
1300
01:29:22,719 --> 01:29:23,760
- So far so good.
1301
01:29:23,760 --> 01:29:25,150
You doing okay, Mr. Mayor?
1302
01:29:25,150 --> 01:29:27,553
- Oh, I'm just sitting in
butter back here myself.
1303
01:29:29,460 --> 01:29:31,413
Hey wait, do you hear that?
1304
01:29:31,413 --> 01:29:32,246
I thought I heard a car.
1305
01:29:32,246 --> 01:29:34,559
You think it may be Rosenberg and Kramer?
1306
01:29:34,559 --> 01:29:37,688
- Maybe, but, they haven't
contacted us yet though.
1307
01:29:37,688 --> 01:29:40,432
I don't know.
1308
01:29:44,580 --> 01:29:45,850
- Damn, what, what?
1309
01:29:45,850 --> 01:29:47,293
You hear something, see something?
1310
01:29:47,293 --> 01:29:49,769
- If I saw something, it was gray,
1311
01:29:49,769 --> 01:29:52,309
something gray, it was like a flash.
1312
01:29:52,309 --> 01:29:53,790
- Well maybe your old buddy Bigfoot,
1313
01:29:53,790 --> 01:29:55,690
he's wearing a gray sports jacket.
1314
01:29:55,690 --> 01:29:58,708
He's going to the Daytime
Emmy Awards or something.
1315
01:29:58,708 --> 01:30:00,547
- At least they haven't attacked us yet.
1316
01:30:55,860 --> 01:30:56,693
- Lorna?
1317
01:31:00,190 --> 01:31:01,023
- I'm sorry.
1318
01:31:02,170 --> 01:31:03,969
But you are blessed.
1319
01:31:03,969 --> 01:31:06,183
She's a martyr for Chichimatul now.
1320
01:31:07,068 --> 01:31:10,623
- So she'll live again when
I become the shark goddess?
1321
01:31:12,950 --> 01:31:13,969
- Yes.
1322
01:31:13,969 --> 01:31:17,389
But like you said, you have
to want to do it for you.
1323
01:31:17,389 --> 01:31:18,307
- Oh, I do.
1324
01:31:19,148 --> 01:31:21,620
I just want her to have a chance
1325
01:31:21,620 --> 01:31:23,813
to come back in the most purest of forms.
1326
01:31:25,637 --> 01:31:30,087
Yes.
1327
01:31:45,973 --> 01:31:50,255
Yes.
1328
01:31:55,710 --> 01:31:56,603
Feel the power.
1329
01:31:59,800 --> 01:32:03,600
Feel the power of the blood
sacrifices I've made for you
1330
01:32:03,600 --> 01:32:04,743
with those shark jaws.
1331
01:32:06,271 --> 01:32:07,771
Begin you calling.
1332
01:32:11,180 --> 01:32:12,183
It's almost time.
1333
01:32:13,340 --> 01:32:15,490
Dress as the shark scarecrow,
1334
01:32:15,490 --> 01:32:17,880
and when the blood moon rises tonight,
1335
01:32:17,880 --> 01:32:20,830
the Stonehenge energy will
give us the cosmic revelations
1336
01:32:20,830 --> 01:32:21,707
we yearn for.
1337
01:32:23,510 --> 01:32:24,710
The becoming will begin.
1338
01:33:43,350 --> 01:33:45,411
- Benchley is right there!
1339
01:33:45,411 --> 01:33:48,077
Somewhere down in the cornfield!
1340
01:34:19,969 --> 01:34:21,219
Shark!
1341
01:34:31,558 --> 01:34:32,391
- Shark?
1342
01:34:50,460 --> 01:34:51,993
- Did you see that?
1343
01:34:51,993 --> 01:34:53,360
That helicopter!
1344
01:34:53,360 --> 01:34:55,918
The shark kicked it right out of the sky!
1345
01:34:55,918 --> 01:34:57,583
Gave me a chance to get out of there.
1346
01:34:59,240 --> 01:35:00,300
- Who are you?
1347
01:35:00,300 --> 01:35:03,040
- Oh, I'm one of the good guys, I think.
1348
01:35:03,040 --> 01:35:04,309
Jonathan Gottlieb.
1349
01:35:04,309 --> 01:35:07,190
I'm publisher of the
Druid Hills Corn Gazette.
1350
01:35:07,190 --> 01:35:08,070
Me and Mayor Zanuck,
1351
01:35:08,070 --> 01:35:10,469
we went in there to investigate
the corn sharks and,
1352
01:35:10,469 --> 01:35:11,303
they got him.
1353
01:35:11,303 --> 01:35:12,960
- Corn sharks?
1354
01:35:12,960 --> 01:35:15,750
Okay look, I'm Murray Benchley,
1355
01:35:15,750 --> 01:35:16,743
I'm with the CIA.
1356
01:35:17,598 --> 01:35:21,639
I was investigating this
with Chief Vera Scheider,
1357
01:35:21,639 --> 01:35:23,630
but she hit me on the back of the head
1358
01:35:23,630 --> 01:35:25,320
and ran in there with one
of the cult murderers.
1359
01:35:25,320 --> 01:35:26,153
- Traitor!
1360
01:35:27,160 --> 01:35:29,420
Well she's part of the problem now.
1361
01:35:29,420 --> 01:35:31,110
- So you're up to speed on everything?
1362
01:35:31,110 --> 01:35:32,550
- Yes sir, I think so.
1363
01:35:32,550 --> 01:35:35,160
If these lunatic shark
cultists have their way
1364
01:35:35,160 --> 01:35:37,490
it'll be the end of the
world as we know it.
1365
01:35:37,490 --> 01:35:38,780
- No doubt.
1366
01:35:38,780 --> 01:35:40,833
- So what do we do now?
1367
01:35:42,080 --> 01:35:42,980
- All right, look.
1368
01:35:44,156 --> 01:35:45,889
It's gonna be dark soon.
1369
01:35:45,889 --> 01:35:47,543
So I say we wait until cover of darkness.
1370
01:35:48,450 --> 01:35:50,057
Then go in when they least expect it
1371
01:35:50,057 --> 01:35:51,500
and take 'em out.
1372
01:35:51,500 --> 01:35:52,660
- All right, I'm with you.
1373
01:35:52,660 --> 01:35:55,830
I've got shark repellant
bracelets from Amazing.com,
1374
01:35:55,830 --> 01:35:57,873
harpoon gun from the pawnshop.
1375
01:35:57,873 --> 01:36:00,110
- Well I got a bag full of girly toys
1376
01:36:00,110 --> 01:36:03,026
that should make a lot of noise.
1377
01:36:03,026 --> 01:36:03,904
- All right.
1378
01:36:03,904 --> 01:36:05,731
Well let's not let this pie go stale.
1379
01:36:05,731 --> 01:36:06,648
- No doubt.
1380
01:37:21,951 --> 01:37:25,889
♪ Show me the way to go home ♪
1381
01:37:25,889 --> 01:37:26,723
Ahh.
1382
01:37:28,090 --> 01:37:30,809
Yeah we probably should see
1383
01:37:30,809 --> 01:37:32,452
what is going on here.
1384
01:37:33,920 --> 01:37:36,570
- Tonight we come full circle.
1385
01:37:36,570 --> 01:37:41,469
Everything is aligned for
Chichimatul and the becoming.
1386
01:37:41,469 --> 01:37:45,090
The 666 martyrs have been served
1387
01:37:45,090 --> 01:37:47,263
and lie in this cornfield!
1388
01:37:57,136 --> 01:38:01,580
The blood of the shark
teeth has been ingested!
1389
01:38:01,580 --> 01:38:04,980
And we now live in the
prophetic revelations
1390
01:38:04,980 --> 01:38:06,973
as the blood moon rises.
1391
01:38:09,639 --> 01:38:10,883
As it is written,
1392
01:38:12,100 --> 01:38:14,790
we have a mortal volunteer
1393
01:38:14,790 --> 01:38:17,193
to become one with Chichimatul.
1394
01:38:18,930 --> 01:38:21,900
By the power of Stonehenge!
1395
01:38:21,900 --> 01:38:24,710
I pro offer, the final pup
1396
01:38:24,710 --> 01:38:28,000
and Vera Scheider's willing soul,
1397
01:38:28,000 --> 01:38:31,263
in your honor and glory,
almighty Chichimatul!
1398
01:38:38,165 --> 01:38:39,830
- Hmm.
1399
01:38:39,830 --> 01:38:41,600
Sure is getting crowded in here.
1400
01:38:43,146 --> 01:38:44,591
- Yeah.
1401
01:38:44,591 --> 01:38:47,537
What happened to the Conan
virus and social distancing?
1402
01:38:47,537 --> 01:38:49,983
I'm gonna tell Governor
Andy about this one.
1403
01:38:52,950 --> 01:38:55,090
- Do we need a reason?
1404
01:38:55,090 --> 01:38:58,350
Just look around at the state of humanity!
1405
01:38:58,350 --> 01:39:03,350
Inferior, weak, sickly, frail,
1406
01:39:03,790 --> 01:39:07,043
divided, hateful, afraid!
1407
01:39:08,240 --> 01:39:11,550
Truly the monsters, the
viruses of this age.
1408
01:39:11,550 --> 01:39:14,160
Becoming one with Chichimatul
1409
01:39:14,160 --> 01:39:16,840
will absolve us of these shortcomings.
1410
01:39:16,840 --> 01:39:21,202
We will all be part of the
same mindset in the becoming.
1411
01:39:23,330 --> 01:39:25,770
Rulers of this planet,
1412
01:39:25,770 --> 01:39:29,490
and eventually the universe.
1413
01:39:29,490 --> 01:39:31,563
I pro offer the 13th pup!
1414
01:39:55,380 --> 01:39:58,660
The barriers are now unbound!
1415
01:39:58,660 --> 01:40:02,452
What was once impossible is now possible!
1416
01:40:03,330 --> 01:40:06,980
The festival of the Sanguinary is upon us!
1417
01:40:06,980 --> 01:40:10,059
The last serious attempt
having taken place
1418
01:40:10,059 --> 01:40:12,610
1300 years ago,
1419
01:40:12,610 --> 01:40:15,210
when the earth ran red
1420
01:40:15,210 --> 01:40:20,040
with blood sacrifices, famine, and war!
1421
01:40:20,040 --> 01:40:22,053
All hail to our craft!
1422
01:40:24,360 --> 01:40:25,223
- Witchcraft!
1423
01:40:26,440 --> 01:40:29,250
Stonehenge and the moon
1424
01:40:29,250 --> 01:40:30,930
are in alignment.
1425
01:40:30,930 --> 01:40:34,093
It is time to change the
world with the becoming.
1426
01:40:58,270 --> 01:41:00,690
All hail Chihimatul.
1427
01:41:00,690 --> 01:41:02,920
We are one with her now
1428
01:41:02,920 --> 01:41:04,973
and I am her protector!
1429
01:41:05,969 --> 01:41:08,782
I call upon the ancient powers of Strigoy.
1430
01:41:15,600 --> 01:41:16,900
- So this is what happens?
1431
01:41:52,100 --> 01:41:53,500
- Okay, I guess we better do something
1432
01:41:53,500 --> 01:41:55,550
besides watch this like it's a bad movie.
1433
01:42:22,322 --> 01:42:24,013
Smile, you son of a bitch.
1434
01:42:37,362 --> 01:42:39,362
- Have a grenade, bitch.
1435
01:43:21,505 --> 01:43:23,963
I guess we did it.
1436
01:43:26,650 --> 01:43:30,820
Now this is a story for your paper.
1437
01:43:30,820 --> 01:43:31,963
- Yeah, but.
1438
01:43:33,659 --> 01:43:35,639
That was really Bigfoot.
1439
01:43:35,639 --> 01:43:36,680
- Yeah.
1440
01:43:36,680 --> 01:43:38,384
With a big fucking rock.
1441
01:43:38,384 --> 01:43:41,293
I was afraid
he would be real, but,
1442
01:43:42,230 --> 01:43:43,163
- No doubt now.
1443
01:43:44,440 --> 01:43:45,920
Let's get out of here so
you can write that up.
1444
01:43:45,920 --> 01:43:47,120
You got it.
1445
01:44:12,139 --> 01:44:12,973
You ready?
1446
01:44:12,973 --> 01:44:15,150
Let's do it, brother.
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