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(upbeat music)
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I can't believe Kim's finally moving
back home from Japan.
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Did Rudy get
the "Welcome Home" banner yet?
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Guys.
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I found the perfect banner
in the clearance section.
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(rustles)
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(scoffs)
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Oh, and I know
the perfect place to put it.
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(rustling)
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Well, Jack's freaking out
because of Kim coming home.
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He said he didn't have anything to wear,
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so I went and bought him an outfit.
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- What do you think?
- Milton: Oh...
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Looking good!
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- Terrible.
- Unbelievably bad.
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Thanks a lot, Milton!
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(mimics Milton)
Gah!
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Relax, Jack. Kim's gonna be
so excited to see you,
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she's not even gonna care
what you're wearing.
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- Guys: Kim!
- (laughs)
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- Hey!
- Milton, Jerry, Rudy...
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Oh, what are you wearing?
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Oh, guys, I brought someone
I want you to meet.
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He's very special to me.
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I knew it!
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She runs off to some far away country
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and gets swept off her feet
by some exotic guy
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with an accent and a, a shiny bald head.
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You're gonna miss this, sister!
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Guys, this is Grandmaster Tomo,
headmaster at Otai.
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Oh.
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Ah! You must be Sensei Rudy.
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I've come because two
of the finest students I have ever seen
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have trained at this dojo.
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- Thank you.
- We do what we can.
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- I was talking about Kim and Jack.
- Mmm.
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- Makes sense.
- Much better choice.
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Rudy, we are considering
offering you a position
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- as grandmaster at the Otai Academy.
- Oh.
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Oh, that'd mean
he'd have to move to Japan.
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Wait, Rudy's leaving us?
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Jerry, relax,
this is a really big decision.
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Uh, Rudy loves this dojo
more than anything.
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He's gonna wanna take time
to weigh in all of his--
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I'll be in the car, Tomo!
Dojo's yours, Jack!
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(theme music)
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♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't you
Come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we could have a ball
Run up the wall ♪
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♪ That's just how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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♪ Here we go, let's start the party ♪
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♪ Chop it up like it's karate ♪
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♪ Everybody ♪
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♪ Won't you come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we could have a ball
Run up the wall ♪
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♪ That's just how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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(upbeat music)
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Before we can offer you the position,
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we need to know more about you.
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We'll be talking to people that know you.
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I'll be returning tomorrow
to interview your students.
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My students will give you
the whole truth on Rudy Gillespie,
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because as sensei,
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I have taught them that
there is nothing more important
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than honesty and integrity.
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- (door opens)
- You guys are gonna lie
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like you have never lied before!
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Rudy, shouldn't we just tell the truth?
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Yeah. What, are you worried
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we're gonna say something
embarrassing about you?
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Yes. Yes, I am.
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- Sometimes I can be...
- A nut loaf?
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I was gonna say, "slightly imperfect,"
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but "nut loaf" works, too.
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Now here's a few things that you're
absolutely not allowed to talk about.
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Oh! Oh!
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(grunts)
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Ah!
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- (rips)
- What... Oh!
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You guys want me to rev this baby up,
get some attention?
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- Kids: No! No!
- On it!
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- (engine revving)
- (tires screech)
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(shatters)
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I'll rock any pipe you've got, brosef.
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- Just go for it! Whoo!
- Rudy!
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It's totally worthless.
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There's nothing here! Nothing here!
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Ja. I'm Rudy's cousin,
Arnold Schwarzenrudy.
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Look at me, I'm so very huge.
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And... I think that about covers it...
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Unless anyone can think of any other times
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that I embarrassed myself.
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Okay, we don't have time for this!
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You guys got a big day tomorrow
of making me look good.
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(upbeat music)
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So, Milton, at the Otai academy,
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we believe that great leadership
creates a peaceful dojo.
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Would you say that is true here?
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Uh...
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You know what? That is it!
I am so done with you!
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- I'm done with you!
- Ah!
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(plops)
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No! That's it!
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(grunts)
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You left me waiting in the park
for the past two hours!
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Hey!
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- How dare you?
- (yelps)
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- Get off!
- (groans)
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I would...
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I would definitely say
that Rudy's leadership
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has created a peaceful dojo.
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Ah. This coffee's terrible.
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- (splashes)
- (Rudy screams)
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Jack, at Otai we believe
it's very important
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that a grandmaster puts
his students before himself.
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Would you describe Rudy as selfless?
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Uh...
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Hey, show a little respect.
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You're talking to a man who's won...
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Two Oscars, a Nobel Peace Prize,
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and the Heisman. Oh.
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All right, now before we get started,
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I just wanna say that
when people come into sudden wealth,
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it can sometimes change 'em.
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Friends have been known
to turn on one another.
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The miners called it gold fever.
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I just want you to know that that's...
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exactly what's gonna happen to me.
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But rest assured,
as you're out there facing certain death,
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I will be right beside...
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my toasty fire...
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where I'll be writing
a letter of condolence
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to Officer Nate's hot wife, Annabelle.
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All I need is another thousand bucks
and it's mine.
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Guys, I just counted. We have $1,100.
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Oh, thank you.
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Uh...
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Selfless. So very selfless is he.
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- (screams, groans)
- (thuds)
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Jerry, a leader cannot be great
if he does not respect those he leads.
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Has Rudy taught you
to be respectful to each other?
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Uh...
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It's called the Jerry Zone,
so step off, Not Jerry.
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What career?
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I've had zits that
lasted longer than your career!
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Oh, come on!
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I think you should crawl back
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to whatever slop kitchen you oozed out of!
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Do you wanna learn
the ancient martial art...
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of Shin Do?
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(scoffs)
I Shin-Don't.
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Well, when I see something wrong,
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it's my job to do something about it!
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Why don't you do something
about your breath?
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You could use a mint, sister!
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Uh...
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Respectful. Very, very respectful.
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Dojo's full of respect.
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Thank you, Jerry.
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I've learned everything I need to know.
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- (thuds)
- (Rudy grunts)
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(door opens)
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Look who just got a shipment
of 16-pound bowling balls!
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- Oh!
- (Rudy grunts, coughs)
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(upbeat music)
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- ♪ Kickin' it with you ♪
- (bell rings)
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Grandmaster Tomo, I am so glad...
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Oh. Great. It's just you.
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- (bell rings)
- Grandmaster Tomo!
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I am so glad...
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Oh. Great. It's just you.
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- (bell rings)
- Grandmaster Tomo!
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I am so glad...
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Oh. Great. It's just you.
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(bell rings)
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Grandmaster Tomo!
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I'm so...
(pants)
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...tired.
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I'm just gonna stay up here.
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After talking to your students,
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I made the decision about making you
a grandmaster at Otai, and it's--
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Yes! Yes! I knew it!
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So long, suckers! Grandmaster out!
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My answer is no.
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- What?
- Wait, why?
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Because I know Rudy
was spying on our interviews.
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He clearly has something to hide.
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If you cannot trust your students,
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I cannot trust you.
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What? I'm not gonna...
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But I told people
and I moved out of mother...
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my apartment.
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Uh, Grandmaster Tomo,
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you're probably gonna want
to take a step this way.
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- Yeah.
- Why?
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Sensei going down!
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- ( crashes)
- (thuds )
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(grunts)
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That's why.
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(upbeat music)
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I can't believe Grandmaster Tomo
didn't give Rudy the job.
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- How's he taking it?
- (Rudy grunts)
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- (glass shatters)
- (Rudy yelling)
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(banging)
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Hey, it's better than expected.
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Guys, we gotta do something.
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Tomo doesn't know the real Rudy.
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But we do.
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He's the best sensei
that we could ever hope for.
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Anyone could ever hope for.
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Tomo needs to know that.
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How did you get outside?
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There's no exit in the locker room.
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There is now.
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Time to go put in a skylight.
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(upbeat music)
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Thanks for agreeing to meet with us.
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Uh, you said you didn't know who Rudy was,
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which is fair.
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Sometimes we don't even know.
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(gasps)
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Oh, I'm like a Dutch oven with a cape!
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Uh, excuse me, ma'am, I'm sorry.
We're closed.
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It's me.
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I'm feeling lucky, baby!
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- Okay, is Rudy a bit of a crazy person?
- Oh, yeah.
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- No doubt.
- You better believe it.
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But he's also the greatest sensei
a student could ask for.
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Before I came to the dojo
I was just a skate punk.
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Dude, I was a troublemaker.
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You're not gonna believe this, but I--
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You were a nerd.
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How'd you know?
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You're still a nerd.
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We're not gonna let you leave
until you hear the truth about Rudy.
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(upbeat music)
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So I'm not good enough
to be a grandmaster?
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(sniffles)
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Fine.
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I don't need a dojo!
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I don't need any of this!
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(sniffs)
Except for that blender.
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Other than this, I don't need anything.
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I kinda need this stool.
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I need this blender and I need this stool,
and that is it!
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God, that's a really nice bowl of fruit.
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You know what?
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I am taking the whole juice bar.
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You are coming with me, juice bar!
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(grunting)
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Rudy, I need to speak to you.
256
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Tough! I don't need anything from you!
257
00:12:03,291 --> 00:12:04,671
Except for this pen.
258
00:12:07,125 --> 00:12:10,035
Rudy, I have had a meeting
with your students
259
00:12:10,125 --> 00:12:13,075
and they finally told me
the truth about you.
260
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:14,666
Oh, great.
261
00:12:14,792 --> 00:12:16,752
So now you know
that I chew on my toenails,
262
00:12:16,834 --> 00:12:18,334
I wear diapers to long movies,
263
00:12:18,417 --> 00:12:20,207
and I got banned
from the petting zoo for--
264
00:12:20,291 --> 00:12:21,421
Rudy!
265
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:23,962
We didn't tell him any of those things.
266
00:12:24,041 --> 00:12:25,711
Good, because none
of those things are true.
267
00:12:27,375 --> 00:12:29,325
I've really misjudged you.
268
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:34,667
I have never seen students so loyal
to their sensei.
269
00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:38,290
They've truly shown me
what kind of man you are,
270
00:12:38,417 --> 00:12:41,287
and we'd be honored to have you at Otai.
271
00:12:48,375 --> 00:12:50,995
(cheering)
272
00:12:51,083 --> 00:12:53,213
Rudy: Yes, get in here.
273
00:12:53,291 --> 00:12:54,921
Kim: You guys stink.
274
00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:57,540
♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
275
00:12:57,625 --> 00:13:00,415
♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
276
00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:04,915
All right, since we spend most of our time
making fun of Rudy behind his back,
277
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,500
we thought, before he leaves,
278
00:13:06,583 --> 00:13:08,383
why not do it in front of his face?
279
00:13:08,458 --> 00:13:11,998
- (rim shot)
- With "The Roast of Rudy Gillespie."
280
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,503
- (cheering)
- All right.
281
00:13:16,375 --> 00:13:17,875
Okay, okay.
282
00:13:17,959 --> 00:13:21,879
Uh, as you know, a roast is when
you make fun of someone
283
00:13:21,959 --> 00:13:24,709
in a good-natured and loving way.
284
00:13:24,792 --> 00:13:27,632
This is my first roast, so here it goes.
285
00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:33,290
Rudy, you are a hideous little man
and nobody likes you.
286
00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:36,000
Honestly, you have no friends.
287
00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,463
I hope you die alone.
288
00:13:40,291 --> 00:13:42,921
(laughing)
Oh, "die alone!"
289
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,880
Phil, oh, terrific.
290
00:13:44,959 --> 00:13:47,749
(laughing)
291
00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:52,458
Oh, Rudy's a terrific guy,
292
00:13:52,542 --> 00:13:55,462
and I'm shocked
that he's the only man in Seaford
293
00:13:55,542 --> 00:13:57,172
that I haven't asked out yet.
294
00:13:58,709 --> 00:14:00,789
That's not a joke, stretch.
295
00:14:02,083 --> 00:14:03,963
But seriously, Rudy, um...
296
00:14:04,041 --> 00:14:05,131
How about you and I--
297
00:14:05,208 --> 00:14:06,998
Ah, keep it moving!
298
00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:08,293
You'll be back.
299
00:14:09,959 --> 00:14:13,289
Anyway, coming to work
has been a whole lot more fun
300
00:14:13,375 --> 00:14:15,705
because of Rudy and,
301
00:14:15,792 --> 00:14:17,212
and all you guys.
302
00:14:17,542 --> 00:14:20,792
- You feel the burn?
- Whoo-whee! I feel it!
303
00:14:21,875 --> 00:14:25,495
Hey, look, my butt's looking
better already.
304
00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:28,463
You might have a touch
of the Madagascar Madness.
305
00:14:28,542 --> 00:14:31,332
(grunts)
What makes you say that? I feel fine.
306
00:14:31,917 --> 00:14:33,577
I should probably call a doctor.
307
00:14:33,667 --> 00:14:35,707
- No, you're not calling anyone.
- (snaps)
308
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:38,080
I never felt so alive!
309
00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:40,963
(folk music playing)
310
00:14:44,625 --> 00:14:47,205
Please enjoy your free beach experience.
311
00:14:47,291 --> 00:14:49,291
Mm-hmm. That's what I thought.
312
00:14:49,417 --> 00:14:50,957
Ah!
313
00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:53,705
- Fire in the hole!
- (screams)
314
00:14:56,834 --> 00:15:00,004
Not only is Rudy a sensei,
315
00:15:00,583 --> 00:15:03,633
but he's a businessman and entrepreneur.
316
00:15:03,709 --> 00:15:06,249
And he's equally terrible at all three!
317
00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:12,576
- That was a joke.
- No, it... it wasn't.
318
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:19,500
A lot of the times, people may say
I'm not the sharpest bulb in the shed,
319
00:15:19,583 --> 00:15:21,253
but that is simply not false.
320
00:15:22,959 --> 00:15:24,959
You're talking into a pepper mill.
321
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,959
- Dummy.
- (feedback)
322
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,377
What is wrong with this thing?
323
00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:35,578
Hey.
324
00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:38,285
Despite what we've just heard,
325
00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:40,785
everybody knows that Rudy is our friend.
326
00:15:40,875 --> 00:15:42,745
Rudy, I hate your face!
327
00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:46,130
(laughing)
328
00:15:46,208 --> 00:15:47,248
Classic.
329
00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:55,500
But as our sensei, he helped us grow
from kids into the Wasabi Warriors.
330
00:15:56,083 --> 00:15:57,923
- Wasabi!
- (all grunting)
331
00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:01,333
(yells)
332
00:16:07,709 --> 00:16:09,669
(grunting)
333
00:16:12,959 --> 00:16:13,919
(shatters)
334
00:16:14,291 --> 00:16:16,171
(grunting)
335
00:16:25,208 --> 00:16:26,168
(groans)
336
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,080
(grunting)
337
00:16:42,208 --> 00:16:43,168
Rudy.
338
00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:44,955
We love you.
339
00:16:46,041 --> 00:16:49,171
And we want to present you
with this ceremonial belt.
340
00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:54,133
Wow.
341
00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:57,495
This is the ugliest thing
anyone's ever given me.
342
00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:58,713
(chuckles)
343
00:16:59,375 --> 00:17:02,125
We've made it from pieces of every belt
you've helped us earn.
344
00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:07,995
This is the most beautiful thing
anyone's ever given me.
345
00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:11,583
(breathes shakily)
346
00:17:12,917 --> 00:17:14,497
Keep it together, Rudy.
347
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,580
Letting 'em see you cry
is a sign of weakness.
348
00:17:17,667 --> 00:17:20,247
(both crying)
349
00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:24,583
I am going to miss you!
350
00:17:26,542 --> 00:17:29,172
- Do you wanna go on a date?
- I gotta go.
351
00:17:32,208 --> 00:17:35,208
(upbeat music)
352
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:39,420
I am so thankful
for the honor of being a grandmaster.
353
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:40,960
And I just want you to know
354
00:17:41,041 --> 00:17:44,001
that I'm gonna be the same humble Rudy
that I've always been.
355
00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:45,673
Good to hear, Rudy.
356
00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:47,750
Here is your plane ticket.
357
00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:49,883
(scoffs)
Coach?
358
00:17:49,959 --> 00:17:51,459
You expect me to fly coach?
359
00:17:51,542 --> 00:17:53,292
I'm a grandmaster, baby.
360
00:17:54,542 --> 00:17:57,582
Yeah, no, no, coach is good.
(mumbles)
361
00:17:57,667 --> 00:18:00,417
Here are the profiles
to your black belt students
362
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:01,920
at Otai.
363
00:18:06,625 --> 00:18:08,705
Wait, where are all the white belts?
364
00:18:08,792 --> 00:18:10,542
We have no white belts.
365
00:18:10,625 --> 00:18:13,285
You will be grandmaster to students
366
00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:15,455
who are already champions.
367
00:18:16,041 --> 00:18:18,001
I'll go see if the car is here.
368
00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:22,171
(door opens)
369
00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:27,503
(door closes)
370
00:18:34,792 --> 00:18:38,542
(upbeat music)
371
00:18:38,625 --> 00:18:39,535
(sighs)
372
00:18:39,625 --> 00:18:41,915
Hey, I wonder who
the new head sensei will be.
373
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,630
Well, hopefully me. I interviewed for it.
374
00:18:44,709 --> 00:18:46,629
So if, uh, we go in there
and I'm waiting to meet us,
375
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:49,079
- don't be surprised.
- Just go.
376
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,464
Rudy, what are you doing here?
377
00:18:57,750 --> 00:18:59,710
I decided to stay.
378
00:18:59,792 --> 00:19:00,832
Why?
379
00:19:00,917 --> 00:19:03,377
Well, because you guys showed me
that here...
380
00:19:04,208 --> 00:19:05,668
I can make a difference.
381
00:19:05,750 --> 00:19:06,920
(gasps)
382
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,630
Look, you can have
all the money in the world,
383
00:19:08,709 --> 00:19:10,539
but if you don't have
what we have right here,
384
00:19:10,625 --> 00:19:11,625
you got nothing.
385
00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:14,208
To friends.
386
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:18,330
Jerry, volunteering can be very rewarding.
387
00:19:18,875 --> 00:19:20,745
What was it that you were supposed to do?
388
00:19:20,834 --> 00:19:23,584
I was supposed to bring meals
and help out some old man.
389
00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:25,827
Well, not only are you gonna do it,
390
00:19:25,917 --> 00:19:27,287
but I'm gonna go with you!
391
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:29,167
And no matter where life takes us,
392
00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:31,670
we'll always be connected
by the Wasabi code.
393
00:19:33,709 --> 00:19:35,129
One final Wasabi?
394
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:41,287
All: Wasabi!
395
00:19:42,959 --> 00:19:44,379
Nice. Again.
396
00:19:45,792 --> 00:19:46,752
That was good.
397
00:19:46,834 --> 00:19:47,834
All this...
398
00:19:47,917 --> 00:19:49,627
Just so we can go on a date.
399
00:19:49,709 --> 00:19:52,079
You know what? You're worth it.
400
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:54,790
Kick!
(exhales sharply)
401
00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:56,165
Kick!
402
00:19:56,625 --> 00:19:59,035
Jerry, why'd you do this for me?
403
00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:00,915
What I did was wrong, bro.
404
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,333
I shouldn't have taken credit
for something you did.
405
00:20:03,417 --> 00:20:04,377
Thanks, Jerry.
406
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,420
Congratulations, Jerry.
407
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,501
You're now a black belt.
408
00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:15,746
- Thank you, sensei.
- Look at you, man. I'm so proud.
409
00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:18,541
They say you never forget your first love.
410
00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:21,995
And I know I never will.
411
00:20:23,625 --> 00:20:25,285
Remember what Rudy said,
412
00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:29,416
no matter where we go,
we'll always be connected.
413
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:33,210
I can't believe
how far you guys have come.
414
00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:36,710
- Look at you! Come on!
- Oh, yeah!
415
00:20:36,792 --> 00:20:38,132
(all laugh)
416
00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:43,165
We're really glad
you decided to stay, man.
417
00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:46,250
We know you're gonna be able to help
a lot of other kids.
418
00:20:47,291 --> 00:20:49,291
They tried to make you
fly coach, didn't they?
419
00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:51,535
It's none of your business, Kim!
420
00:20:53,792 --> 00:20:55,132
Welcome home, sensei.
421
00:20:58,417 --> 00:20:59,667
All right, now line up.
422
00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:05,535
- Hup!
- Hup! Hup!
423
00:21:05,625 --> 00:21:06,955
Kids: Wasabi!
424
00:21:08,959 --> 00:21:10,829
- All four cameras.
- (taps)
425
00:21:10,917 --> 00:21:13,037
I would make the perfect General Douglas!
426
00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:15,915
(chuckles, grunts)
427
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,250
(laughing)
428
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,130
Uh... Oh, no...
429
00:21:19,208 --> 00:21:20,208
What's the line?
430
00:21:21,291 --> 00:21:23,381
And that's all the letters
of the alphabet.
431
00:21:23,458 --> 00:21:25,498
Well, that's still too many.
432
00:21:25,834 --> 00:21:27,384
- A traitor.
- (whimpers)
433
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,290
You need to hit the gym, bro.
434
00:21:30,375 --> 00:21:32,245
(laughter)
435
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:36,083
(closing theme music)
436
00:21:57,041 --> 00:21:58,001
Man: Poor soul.
437
00:21:58,083 --> 00:21:58,963
(dog snarls, barks)
438
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:02,960
Boy: Yes!
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