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(upbeat music)
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(scoffs)
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You really think you can intimidate me?
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I'm not afraid of you.
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I'm about to be made sensei of this dojo.
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So, here's the deal.
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No more unicorn stickers
on the gym equipment.
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I like you, Jack.
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(scoffs)
Don't even play your mind games, Lilly.
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I'm not gonna fall for it this time.
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You have pretty eyes.
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(groans)
Take your stickers.
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(Jerry grunting)
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All you, all you. Come on, push it, Jerry.
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- Whoo!
- Yeah! You did it.
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(pants)
Whoo!
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Getting pumped, yo.
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Hey, you're the best spotter ever, Milton.
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Yeah, 'cause I'm a good motivator?
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Uh, no. It's because if I ever
needed your help
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you wouldn't be able to do a thing
and I would die.
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Which is really good motivation
if you think about it.
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Guys, guys, I have big, big news.
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You're gonna wanna sit.
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No, no, you're right,
it's too exciting to sit.
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A TV crew from black belt TV
is coming here next week.
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I love "Dojo Divas."
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A bunch of scene-stealing senseis
throwing hissy fits.
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You totally belong on that.
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(scoffs)
I would never be on "Dojo Divas".
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After they rejected me.
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But black belt TV is coming here to shoot
"A Day in the Life of a Dojo."
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Camera's are going to capture
our every move, any questions?
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They're not going to follow us
into the bathroom, Jerry.
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Aww.
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But if they do, just remember
the restroom code of conduct.
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All: If you sprinkle when you tinkle
be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.
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Huh, I always forget that second part.
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All: We know!
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Look, the most important thing
with these documentaries
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is to just be yourself.
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One hundred percent natural.
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Hey, Rudy, what's under your jacket?
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Oh, these are my new fake abs.
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You think those plastic abs
are going to impress people?
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Uh, not by themselves.
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That's why I went butt shopping.
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What do you think? Should I go with...
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Gladiator or buff bullfighter?
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(theme music)
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♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't you
Come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we could have a ball
Run up the wall ♪
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♪ That's just how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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♪ Here we go, let's start the party ♪
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♪ Chop it up like it's karate ♪
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♪ Everybody ♪
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♪ Won't you come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we could have a ball
Run up the wall ♪
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♪ That's just how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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(light music)
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If you join this academy,
I think you'll find that I am a...
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Truly gifted sensei.
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Now, normally I don't like
to toot my own horn
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but every once in a while
I do let a little toot slip out.
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Hey, Rudy, when did you
put up the suggestions box?
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(scoffs)
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Definitely not this morning.
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It's always been there.
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Because a truly gifted teacher learns
just as much from his students...
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as they do from him.
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I love hearing
what other people have to say.
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Let's take a look.
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(chuckles)
Okay.
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Not gonna do that.
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This is a horrible idea.
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Okay, it is just physically impossible
for me to do that with my head.
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(clangs)
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A great leader trusts his own instincts.
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Oh, look who's here.
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It's Jack.
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Hey, Rudy.
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You remember when you said I could take
my sensei test when I was ready?
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, I'm ready.
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(high-pitched)
What?
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That is so great.
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Oh, it is a proud day when your student
rises to the same level you are.
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(chuckles)
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(sighs)
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Sensei Rudy with sensei Jack.
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(grunts)
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Just two big, ol' senseis.
(chuckles)
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(sighs)
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Not one ahead of the other but, um...
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Equal.
(chuckles)
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Sorry, we just don't have time
for your test right now, Jack.
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What?
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There is something much more important
that I need you to do.
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You want me to take over your
advanced black belt class?
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Nope, I need you to take this...
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and pick up the pizza that some
jerk dropped behind the radiator.
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(sighs)
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(door opens)
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I like to keep my pizza
on the radiator so it stays warm.
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It also works well with waffles.
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(light music)
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Gah!
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Jerry, you gelatined my locker.
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What makes you think it was me?
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Milton and I have
a very complicated relationship.
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You see, I prank him and he takes it.
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Actually, it's not that complicated.
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Oh, hey, it's 2:30. Watch this.
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(cell phone rings)
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Oh, no, that's mother's
2:30 check-in call.
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(cell phone rings)
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If he doesn't pick up after two rings,
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she activates his "Come Home Now"
tracker device.
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- (squelching)
- (groans)
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(cell phone rings)
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Hold on, mother, don't do it!
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- (ringing continues)
- (grunts)
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Hello?
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Mother?
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Mother?
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(panting)
Oh, good, she didn't do it.
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- (vibrating, beeping)
- (screams)
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Mother, hold on, I'm coming!
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(screams)
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(upbeat music)
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Hey, Rudy.
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Rudy, hey!
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Where you have you been?
I've been looking for you.
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And you found me.
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(laughs)
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You are good.
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- Well, see you.
- Jack: Wait, Rudy, uh...
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I'm ready to take my test now.
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Well...
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(nervous chuckle)
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I...
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I...
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can't think of a single reason
not to give you your test.
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I literally couldn't think of one reason.
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So, the test is happening.
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I mean, don't get me wrong.
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I really want Jack to become a...
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sensei, just like me.
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(high-pitched)
It's gonna be great!
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All right, Jack,
let's start your sensei test...
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That I, your sensei,
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have personally designed for you,
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the student.
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Now, there's nothing to be nervous about.
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I've always trained you to believe
that anything is possible.
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- What's the first test called?
- "The Test of Impossibility".
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You must use a dragon spin kick to break
all three cinder blocks in one kick.
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Now,
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don't be intimidated by the fact
that no one has ever...
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- (swooshes)
- (shatters)
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Oh, well, I hope you're happy, Jack.
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Now, I have to rename the test!
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Hey, Milton,
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got you a leftover
piece of Lilly's birthday cake.
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Oh, thank you, that was really nice.
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(splatters)
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Not falling for it.
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Whoa, Milton, relax.
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Look, I get it. You're my friend.
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It's not fair that I keep pranking you.
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Well, thank you, Jerry. I appreciate that.
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I'm gonna go take a shower and relax.
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- Oh, yeah, you got it, Milton.
- (taps)
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Enough is enough.
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Enough is never enough.
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I replaced Milton's shampoo with this.
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"Girly Curl."
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Instant curls for busy girls.
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(Milton screaming)
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(gasping)
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Jerry!
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That's it. Your days of pranking me
are numbered, Martinez.
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Because I, Milton Krupnik,
am a man of pride and honor
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- and I will not be laughed at...
- (cameraman laughing)
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Seriously?
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Are you laughing at me?
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(thumping)
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(scoffs)
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(grunts, pants)
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(applause)
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Rudy, that's it.
I've done everything you've asked.
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I just did the salmon ladder,
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I sparred blindfolded
against every student in the dojo.
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I even went to your house and
deloused your mangy, bald bulldog.
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I don't have a dog. I live with my mother.
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Rudy, I deserve to be made sensei.
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I completed the final test.
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You're right, Jack.
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You did complete the final test...
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- Thank you.
- ...Of phase one.
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- What?
- The world's toughest sensei
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has to give
the-world's-toughest-sensei test.
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He has no intention of making me a sensei.
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This is classic Rudy.
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The cameras are on and he's
trying to show off his power,
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acting like a big man.
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I just wish there was a
way I could cut the big man
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down to... size.
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(swooshing)
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- (clattering)
- Rudy: Oh!
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Grandmaster...
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the teacher who taught
me everything I know,
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who gave me all of my belts,
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and turned me into the amazing,
talented sensei that I am today.
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- (chuckles)
- What a most unexpected surprise.
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- Rudy, you called me and asked me to--
- Unexpected surprise!
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Why are there TV cameras here?
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Am I on "Dojo Divas"?
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- No. No, no, no. It's a...
- (chuckles)
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it's a TV show about life at our dojo
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and since you happened to
randomly show up,
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you can tell everyone about my greatness.
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Rudy, we should talk in private
about how you earned your black belt.
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Oh, no, no, I'm proud about that.
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We can talk about that right here.
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- Go ahead.
- All right.
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Rudy, I'm a fraud.
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You're not a black belt.
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Don't you think we should talk
about that in private?
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I won a black belt as a prize
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when I ate a four-pound wonton
at the Emperor's Feast.
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I started wearing the belt around.
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The chicks went wild.
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One thing led to another,
and I opened a dojo.
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Do you have any idea what this means?
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It means you're a white belt.
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And since Bobby wasabi gave me my belts...
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It means that I'm the highest
ranked member of this dojo.
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(inhales deeply)
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Looks like I'm in charge.
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But... I don't... Want you to be...
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Rudy, I'm gonna have
to take your black belt.
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(whimpers)
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No.
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No...
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When I found out Rudy invited
the grandmaster to make himself look good,
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it was the perfect opportunity
to bring down the big man.
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By going to the bigger man.
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(both laughing maniacally)
255
00:11:42,583 --> 00:11:44,713
You may have stripped me of my black belt,
256
00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:47,670
but you will never strip me of my dignity.
257
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:48,880
(thumps)
258
00:11:51,166 --> 00:11:52,786
Your stomach just fell off.
259
00:11:57,875 --> 00:11:59,875
(light music)
260
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:06,998
I really am the grandmaster.
261
00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:09,167
But I wanted to get back at Rudy.
262
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:10,420
Why?
263
00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:12,170
Because once, on April fool's day,
264
00:12:12,667 --> 00:12:14,287
Rudy brought me great shame.
265
00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:16,634
He tricked me with a whoopee cushion.
266
00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:19,790
When I sat down, it went like this...
267
00:12:20,458 --> 00:12:22,498
(farts)
268
00:12:23,041 --> 00:12:25,001
I didn't know you brought
the whoopee cushion with you.
269
00:12:25,417 --> 00:12:26,327
I didn't.
270
00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:28,036
Oh.
271
00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:32,167
- Oh! Oh!
- (laughs)
272
00:12:33,375 --> 00:12:35,495
Hup! Hup! Hup!
273
00:12:36,041 --> 00:12:38,291
Jack: Hup! Hup! Hup!
274
00:12:38,709 --> 00:12:40,669
Jack: All right, good class.
Let's take a five.
275
00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:42,630
No, no, no. I can't do this.
276
00:12:42,709 --> 00:12:44,379
And I can't be a white belt.
277
00:12:44,458 --> 00:12:45,748
Do you know who wears white belts?
278
00:12:45,834 --> 00:12:46,754
Losers.
279
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:48,214
Pathetic losers.
280
00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:51,791
No, no, not you guys. You guys are great.
281
00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:56,543
Look, Jack, as the highest-ranking
member of this dojo,
282
00:12:56,625 --> 00:12:58,325
you can give me back my black belt.
283
00:12:58,417 --> 00:13:01,127
Rudy, of course, I'm gonna help you
get your black belt.
284
00:13:02,375 --> 00:13:03,455
Eventually.
285
00:13:04,458 --> 00:13:06,418
Uh, Rudy, I gotta make a couple
quick phone calls.
286
00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:08,460
- Can you do me a favor?
- Sure, I can lead the class--
287
00:13:08,542 --> 00:13:10,212
Lilly, take over. Get back in line.
288
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:15,875
Try to keep up, white belt.
289
00:13:16,041 --> 00:13:18,631
(light music)
290
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:24,035
(Jerry grunting)
291
00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:25,880
- Whoo-hoo!
- (clanks)
292
00:13:26,834 --> 00:13:28,004
Did you see that?
293
00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:30,790
Thanks to those special amino shakes
you've been making me,
294
00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:34,125
I just lifted 315 pounds
like it was nothing.
295
00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:35,543
(chuckles)
296
00:13:35,625 --> 00:13:37,125
Because it was nothing.
297
00:13:37,208 --> 00:13:39,288
I've been replacing
some of his weights with these
298
00:13:39,375 --> 00:13:41,745
styrofoam ones to make him think
he's getting stronger.
299
00:13:41,834 --> 00:13:43,884
Only an idiot would fall for that.
300
00:13:43,959 --> 00:13:45,169
Oh, Milton.
301
00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:47,080
I had no idea you were so strong.
302
00:13:47,166 --> 00:13:48,286
(chuckles)
303
00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:53,540
Jerry, you just lifted more weight
304
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:56,375
than last year's winner of the Mr. Seaford
Weight-lifting Contest.
305
00:13:57,166 --> 00:13:59,246
If you signed up,
you could totally win that thing.
306
00:14:02,291 --> 00:14:03,791
Then I'm gonna dominate.
307
00:14:04,709 --> 00:14:06,129
Gobble, gobble, Jerry.
308
00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:08,958
It's pranks-giving at the Krupnick house
and you're the...
309
00:14:09,041 --> 00:14:11,291
(gobbles)
310
00:14:12,291 --> 00:14:14,791
Oh, I'm known for my holiday bird calls.
311
00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:16,745
Hey, you wanna hear my Easter hen?
312
00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:19,207
(gobbles)
313
00:14:21,667 --> 00:14:26,127
We have a student who's shown exemplary
growth, and he's earned his rightful belt.
314
00:14:26,458 --> 00:14:27,458
Rudy Gillespie,
315
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,000
please step forward.
316
00:14:29,083 --> 00:14:31,383
(laughs)
Out of my way, losers!
317
00:14:32,917 --> 00:14:34,077
(clears throat)
318
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,538
Thank you, sensei.
319
00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:40,495
I'm so happy to have my black belt back.
320
00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:42,627
Black belt?
321
00:14:43,041 --> 00:14:44,171
Oh, no, I'm sorry.
322
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:45,130
That's just the cover.
323
00:14:45,208 --> 00:14:46,208
(chuckles)
324
00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:49,500
That's better.
325
00:14:50,291 --> 00:14:51,291
What?
326
00:14:51,417 --> 00:14:52,877
A yellow belt?
327
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:54,379
You're giving me a yellow belt?
328
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:56,328
You can't give him a yellow belt.
329
00:14:56,917 --> 00:14:59,417
- Thank you, Lilly.
- He's not as good as me.
330
00:15:02,875 --> 00:15:04,955
So, this is what it feels like
to be on top.
331
00:15:05,041 --> 00:15:07,331
- (knocking, door opens)
- I'm looking for the man in charge.
332
00:15:07,542 --> 00:15:08,922
Uh, you're looking at him.
333
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,080
What can I do for you?
334
00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:12,626
Name's David Basso,
I'm the assistant mall manager.
335
00:15:12,709 --> 00:15:15,419
Assistant to the mall manager.
336
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:18,250
Well, yes, technically.
337
00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:22,075
Anyway, my boss needs you to sign
this new I-49
338
00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:23,536
Uh, your boss?
339
00:15:23,959 --> 00:15:26,999
Yes, the mall manager. Her name is Emily.
She's actually my wife.
340
00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:28,543
Ex-wife.
341
00:15:30,792 --> 00:15:34,002
Also, your license to operate
a business has expired.
342
00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:35,793
Basso: You'll need to talk
to Gary at city hall.
343
00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:37,165
Uh, I don't know Gary.
344
00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:38,960
Emily knows Gary.
345
00:15:41,667 --> 00:15:42,577
Okay.
346
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:44,790
(phone ringing)
347
00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:46,575
Uh, hello?
348
00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:48,915
Jack: Hi, Mrs. Krupnick.
349
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,460
No, I don't know where Milton is.
350
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,957
Yes, thank you. I already signed this one.
351
00:15:53,041 --> 00:15:56,251
I'm the plumber.
Whoever's in charge owes me $300.
352
00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:58,253
Wait, wait, wait, $300? For what?
353
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,543
The little girl called me
after she flushed her Bobo,
354
00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:01,955
and the toilet started overflowing.
355
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:03,630
Uh, what's a Bobo?
356
00:16:03,709 --> 00:16:05,749
- He's my panda.
- Oh...
357
00:16:06,417 --> 00:16:07,627
Ex-panda.
358
00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:09,043
(phone ringing)
359
00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:11,125
- You know, I can shut off the water...
- Yes, hello?
360
00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:13,128
I told you, Mrs. Krupnick,
I don't know where he is.
361
00:16:14,709 --> 00:16:15,959
Please don't step on my desk.
362
00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:17,791
(banging)
363
00:16:17,875 --> 00:16:18,825
- Ow!
- Basso: Be careful!
364
00:16:18,917 --> 00:16:20,707
(phone ringing)
Please stop calling!
365
00:16:20,792 --> 00:16:22,172
(overlapping shouting)
366
00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:23,830
Hey, did you know our toilets
are overflowing?
367
00:16:24,709 --> 00:16:26,459
Do you know your mother's been
searching for you?
368
00:16:26,542 --> 00:16:28,172
Oh, no, she's looking for me? No, no!
369
00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:29,630
- (beeping)
- (screams)
370
00:16:29,709 --> 00:16:30,919
(whines)
I want my Bobo!
371
00:16:31,041 --> 00:16:33,501
- Coming, I'm coming, mother!
- Basso: I want to talk to your superior.
372
00:16:38,667 --> 00:16:40,827
(indistinct chatter)
373
00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:49,748
(grunts)
374
00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:52,420
(pants, grunts)
375
00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:55,463
(thuds, clangs)
376
00:16:55,542 --> 00:16:57,132
(cheering, applause)
377
00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:01,133
All right, Jerry, you're up.
378
00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:02,748
(Jerry sighs)
379
00:17:04,041 --> 00:17:05,711
Ah, starting you at 295?
380
00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:07,666
You won't even break a sweat.
381
00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:14,205
(breathes deeply)
382
00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:16,455
(groaning)
383
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:19,500
(grunts)
384
00:17:20,166 --> 00:17:21,626
Oh! (groans)
385
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,751
- Milton?
386
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,294
- You have it!
- I don't have it.
387
00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:26,245
I don't have it!
388
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:27,213
(rumbles)
389
00:17:27,291 --> 00:17:28,751
- (weights clatter)
- (crowd gasps)
390
00:17:30,041 --> 00:17:32,171
(crowd murmuring)
391
00:17:34,458 --> 00:17:36,458
Nope, he didn't have it.
392
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,540
I'm never pranking Milton again.
393
00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:42,455
He's a sick man!
394
00:17:43,208 --> 00:17:44,078
(rips)
395
00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:45,666
(gasps)
396
00:17:46,417 --> 00:17:48,377
Sick, sick I tell you!
397
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:49,378
(whimpers)
398
00:17:49,458 --> 00:17:51,328
It's amazing what you can do with glue.
399
00:17:51,834 --> 00:17:53,714
Yeah, do you know you can
even glue a person's hand
400
00:17:53,792 --> 00:17:55,382
to a camera without them noticing?
401
00:17:57,667 --> 00:17:59,917
Oh, yeah, you heard me.
402
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,420
Who's laughing now?
403
00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:08,543
Goodbye, Lilly.
404
00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:11,880
Goodbye, Earl.
405
00:18:14,041 --> 00:18:15,131
And you...
406
00:18:15,792 --> 00:18:17,792
I think I'm gonna miss you
most of all, Ted.
407
00:18:18,083 --> 00:18:19,423
His name's Steven.
408
00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:26,002
Hey, wait, Rudy!
409
00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:28,788
(kids chattering)
410
00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:30,962
I'm leaving, Jack.
411
00:18:31,375 --> 00:18:33,825
You can't go. I need your
help. I can't run this place.
412
00:18:34,542 --> 00:18:36,542
I'm just a yellow belt,
why would you need my help?
413
00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:38,995
- Technically, you're still a white belt.
- Not helping, Lilly.
414
00:18:41,583 --> 00:18:42,713
(sighs)
Look, Rudy.
415
00:18:42,792 --> 00:18:44,792
I was upset because you wouldn't
make me a sensei.
416
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:48,748
So, I got the grandmaster to
come and pretend to be a fraud.
417
00:18:49,959 --> 00:18:50,829
But he's not.
418
00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:53,040
He's the real thing and so are you.
419
00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:55,075
I knew it.
420
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,710
It's impossible to eat
a four-pound wonton.
421
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:00,580
Rudy, what I did was wrong.
422
00:19:01,041 --> 00:19:03,041
I know you have your reasons
for not making me sensei.
423
00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:06,461
And whatever they are...
424
00:19:08,208 --> 00:19:09,208
I respect them.
425
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:16,380
I do have my reasons.
426
00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:20,883
If I made Jack sensei, then he wouldn't
need me anymore.
427
00:19:21,291 --> 00:19:22,211
He'd, uh...
428
00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:24,250
He'd try to fly out of the nest.
429
00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:26,535
That's what baby birds do.
430
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,173
They think they can dig up
their own worms.
431
00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:31,535
Well, I wanna be the
man to give Jack worms.
432
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:36,580
Am I afraid I'll lose Jack?
433
00:19:37,625 --> 00:19:38,535
Sure.
434
00:19:39,291 --> 00:19:40,211
I mean...
435
00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:43,133
It's just that...
436
00:19:47,625 --> 00:19:48,625
You know what...
437
00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:50,713
I'm sorry, there's something I need to do.
438
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000
(dramatic music)
439
00:20:14,458 --> 00:20:16,208
Sometimes you just have to be, uh...
440
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:19,423
Strong enough to let the people
you care about...
441
00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:21,787
(whimpers)
...grow.
442
00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:30,535
Oh, I feel like I'm about to cry but...
443
00:20:31,041 --> 00:20:32,291
then my makeup would run.
444
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:35,786
I mean, if I was wearing makeup,
which I'm not.
445
00:20:36,542 --> 00:20:38,752
(cheering)
446
00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:41,250
I'm sorry, we have to cut.
447
00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:43,583
(Rudy whimpers)
448
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:51,915
Rudy: Sorry about that.
449
00:20:52,041 --> 00:20:53,921
Had to take a quick phone call.
450
00:20:55,959 --> 00:20:57,789
(groans, sighs)
451
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:00,825
Okay, where were we?
452
00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:06,750
(upbeat music)
453
00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:12,537
All right, guys,
we had fun with the pranks
454
00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:13,995
but we're all done with them now.
455
00:21:14,917 --> 00:21:15,997
(chuckles)
456
00:21:16,083 --> 00:21:17,583
Except for one more.
457
00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:20,825
(Grandmaster screaming)
458
00:21:21,083 --> 00:21:23,173
Rudy!
459
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:25,670
Look at my hair!
460
00:21:26,792 --> 00:21:28,002
I love it.
461
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,250
(closing theme music)
462
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:57,960
Man: Poor soul.
463
00:21:58,041 --> 00:21:59,041
(dog snarls, barks)
464
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:02,880
Boy: Yes!
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