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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool as
Kickin' it with you ♪
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Boy, this Chinese food is terrible.
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Well, what'd you expect from a place
called "The Scabby Dragon"?
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I'll take one of these fortune cookies.
Hard to mess them up.
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"You are about to embark
on an exciting journey."
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Oh, sweet, dude. That's a good one.
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These fortunes are just a dumb gimmick
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to take your mind off how the cookies look
and taste like an old man's ear.
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I can't tell you how I know this,
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But they taste nothing
like an old man's ear.
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Uh.
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"A surprise will fall from the sky."
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"Your carelessness will harm a friend."
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"You have a nose for trou--"
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- Sound it out.
- "trouble."
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(squirrel chattering)
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Aw, check out that squirrel up there,
cute little fellow, y--
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- Aah! Get it off!
- Dude, chill--
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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- Dude!
- Wait a minute.
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"A surprise will fall from the sky."
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I will harm a friend.
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And my nose is definitely in trouble.
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Guys, you're not gonna believe this!
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Jack just found out he's going to China!
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- The journey.
- The cookies.
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All, Whoa!
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(theme music)
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♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't you
Come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we could have a ball
Run up the wall ♪
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♪ That's just how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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♪ Here we go, let's start the party ♪
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♪ Chop it up like it's karate ♪
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♪ Everybody ♪
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♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't you
Come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we could have a ball
Run up the wall ♪
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♪ That's just how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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I cannot believe this.
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I am going to the Junior World
Martial Arts Championships in China!
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I was gonna go,
but I'm not what they call, you know,
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good.
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Guys, I've been dreaming
about this tournament
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since I got in the martial arts.
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How did this happen?
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Mm, I may know how it happened.
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I might have taken it upon myself
to write a letter about a certain student,
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and possibly sent it to,
oh, I don't know, China.
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Dude, this is important. Try to remember.
Did you do it or not?
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Of course I did it.
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Jack's amazing. He's undefeated.
He's never lost a match in his life.
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Rudy,
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can I talk to you outside for a second?
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Guys, this fortune cookie thing
is freaking me out.
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Every one of them came true.
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It's scientifically impossible
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for a piece of paper in a random pastry
to predict the future.
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There's one left.
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- That magic cookie is mine.
- No, I had it first!
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- No!
- I got it.
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- (mumbles)
- Dude!
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- You're--
- What?
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You're eating the fortune!
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Oh.
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Here.
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- "You will find a great treasure in--"
- In what?
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In Jerry's stomach,
because that's where the rest of this is.
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- Way to go, Jerry!
- Wait,
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I can get it out.
I did this when I swallowed my retainer.
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(gagging)
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Both: Forget it!
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Rudy, not everything you told
those people about me was true.
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Please, everybody stretches the truth.
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I do it all the time
on my online dating profile.
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I'm not really a bathing suit model.
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Rudy, I'm not undefeated.
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A kid named Kai beat me so badly,
I gave up karate till I came here.
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Jack, it doesn't matter. You deserve this.
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And that's why they sent you
two first-class tickets to China.
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You get to bring someone--
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An adult, a mentor, perhaps someone
who is both here and a man.
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It'd be great if we could all go.
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Wait, first-class tickets
are really expensive,
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maybe I could trade them
in for six coach tickets.
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It's settled. Jack and I
are going alone, first-class--
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Endless legroom,
our own entertainment systems
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and hot nuts.
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I'm just saying,
it'd be great if we could all--
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I said hot nuts, Kim!
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Guys, we're all going to China!
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(speaking indistinctly)
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(engine revving)
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(traditional Chinese music)
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All right, this is amazing!
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We are actually standing
on the great wall of China.
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Just think, thousands of years ago
the emperor could've stood right here,
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leaned out over the edge of the wall
and yelled,
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"You darn kids
aren't getting your ball back!"
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This thing is over 3700 miles long.
(chuckles)
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The biggest landmark back in Seaford
is the water tower
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somebody spray-painted "Fart" on.
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Well, this wall is awesome,
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but you know what else is awesome?
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- Cookies with fortunes that come true.
- Yeah.
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So we're gonna head over
to the Panda Moon Cookie Company.
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It turns out it's just a few miles
from here.
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Once we get the other half
of that fortune,
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we'll be able to find
where our treasure is.
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Guys, Jack's tournament starts
in a couple of hours. Don't get lost.
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Don't worry, we won't be late.
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I found a great cab driver.
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(exclaiming)
Why old lady sitting in car eating cake?
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Drive, lady! Eat faster!
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Oh, great, now stupid yak!
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He blocked whole street!
Move your butt, hairy beast!
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- Hi-yah!
- This guy's gonna get us killed.
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Yaks don't get angry, Jerry.
They're very calm, docile creature--
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Ah, yeah, he-- No, he's angry.
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All: (whimpering)
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Get down, get down, get down.
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Yak attack. Get down.
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Move out of the way, beast.
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Ugh, did you see that?
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Did I see that?
A yak just tried getting in our car!
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But we're all good now.
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- (man grunting)
- (all whimpering)
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Oh, it's fiancee's ex-boyfriend Zack.
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- Get down! Zack attack!
- What?
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Both Zack and yak attacks
will be reflected in your tip.
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Who's the man? You're the man! Say it!
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- You're the man.
- Right!
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No, no, no, I'm not the man.
You're the man.
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I'm just a man.
Just a man in a world of men
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- and some women--
- Hey, Jack.
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Jack, I was down at the market
and I picked you up these Baoding stones.
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Oh,
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kind of had my heart set
on a glow-in-the-dark ninja bobblehead,
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but no, no, rocks are cool.
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By rotating them in your hand,
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it will center you, build your chi
and help you compete.
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Hey, can I see those for a second?
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What is wrong with you?
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Why don't you hop on your unicorn
and ride to yoga class, moon princess?
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We don't need your magic rocks.
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Right, right.
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He needs you telling him,
"The pain train is on the Jack track!"
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What does that even mean?
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Ah, it means that Jack needs
to come out swinging
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- and show them that this is his house!
- (crash)
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Do you realize you just broke
a thousand-year-old table?
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You've had that table
for a thousand years?
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You people ever hear of a garage sale?
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- (cries)
- Why'd you stop?
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Hard to drive and cry at the same time.
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Tonight's my wedding night
and I don't know what to do.
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I don't know what to do either, man.
I'm only 13.
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I just got a text from the guys
in my wedding party.
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They can't make it.
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And without three men to stand with me,
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I can't get married!
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Guys, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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- (Shen sniffing)
- Yeah.
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- Let's find another cab.
- Yeah.
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Oh, please come stand with me.
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I love this girl.
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- I don't know.
- (sighs)
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Uh, we've gotta get to the cookie factory
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and then we've gotta get back
to Jack's tournament.
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This will be quick. I promise.
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All we need to do is get you dressed
in traditional Chinese clothes.
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I haven't worn this much makeup
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since I starred as Cleopatra
in the school play.
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- Why were you cle--
- Because I had the legs for it.
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I still don't get how Elvis is part
of a Chinese wedding.
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He's not. It was the only costume left.
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It was either that or Santa Claus.
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Shen, just glad we could help you out.
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Congratulations.
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Congratulations to you guys too.
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(gasps)
Wait. Why?
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I couldn't marry my wife
unless I found husbands for her sisters.
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So congratulations, bro-in-laws.
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- Ha?
- Huh?
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(all screaming)
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(audience clapping)
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Hey, can we wait, like, five minutes?
I'm sure my friends will be--
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- (grunts)
- (thuds)
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Or we can just go now.
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(grunting fights)
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- (thuds)
- (audience applauding)
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- Yame.
- Rudy: Yeah!
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- Yame.
- (chuckles)
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- (shatters)
- (audience exclaims)
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Let me guess,
priceless thousand-year-old vase.
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Just put it on my tab.
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(fighting grunts)
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(groans)
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(tapping)
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- Yame.
- Yes!
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Yes! Yes!
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- Jack, you did it! You're in the final!
- (panting)
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Now as your sensei,
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I know you look at me as the guy
that is responsible for your success,
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but I want you to know
that in some small way...
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you're a part of it too.
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Thanks, Rudy.
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- (thumping)
- Hiya!
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- Ugh! Get up, punk!
- Yame.
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Looks like the other semi-final is over.
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That's your opponent in the championship.
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That's Kai.
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I saw your fights, Jack.
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Surprised to see you here.
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I thought I'd swing by
and pick up a trophy or two.
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(scoffs)
That's funny.
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I thought I beat the Karate out of you
two years ago.
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Well, I'm a better fighter
than I was two years ago.
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And your breath is worse.
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Listen, loser,
this time when I take you down,
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you're not getting back up.
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Pfft! He's not afraid of you, Kai!
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Right, Jack?
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Kim, I can't beat this guy.
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Jack, think about everything
that I taught you.
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Think about everything
your grandfather taught you.
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He was a master sensei.
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He taught the same things to Kai.
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Kai's my cousin.
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(sighs)
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You really need to get
some stronger furniture in here!
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What happened between you and Kai?
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We both studied with our grandfather,
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but to Kai it wasn't about honor
and discipline.
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It was about intimidation
and hurting people.
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Jack, it doesn't matter.
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You can take him.
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Yeah, you are not gonna give up
on yourself,
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not after I flew
all the way out here in coach,
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stuck between a screaming baby
246
00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:30,330
and a man who cleaned himself
with his tongue.
247
00:12:31,875 --> 00:12:32,955
Maybe you guys are right.
248
00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:35,919
My grandfather taught me
to live by the Wasabi code.
249
00:12:36,417 --> 00:12:38,537
We swear by the light of the dragon's eye
250
00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:41,575
to be loyal and honest and never say die.
251
00:12:41,959 --> 00:12:43,419
Never say die, Jack.
252
00:12:44,417 --> 00:12:45,997
I don't know if I can beat Kai,
253
00:12:46,583 --> 00:12:48,133
but he's gonna know he's been in a fight.
254
00:12:48,709 --> 00:12:50,329
Why didn't you tell us
Kai was your cousin?
255
00:12:50,625 --> 00:12:53,075
My family were really embarrassed of Kai.
256
00:12:53,166 --> 00:12:56,376
And my Uncle Carl wears flip-flops
to the post office.
257
00:12:57,041 --> 00:13:00,001
- That's not so weird.
- It is if that's all he wears.
258
00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:04,420
You do not wanna know
where he keeps his stamps.
259
00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:08,210
Ándale! Ándale! Ándale!
260
00:13:08,458 --> 00:13:10,708
Arriba! Arriba!
261
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:15,377
(toilet flushes)
262
00:13:17,041 --> 00:13:18,881
Man, 2,000 years old
263
00:13:18,959 --> 00:13:21,629
and that toilet still flushes better
than the one at the dojo.
264
00:13:26,917 --> 00:13:27,827
What?
265
00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:31,248
(fighting grunts)
266
00:13:41,458 --> 00:13:42,628
(groans)
267
00:13:46,333 --> 00:13:48,173
(both grunting)
268
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:53,955
Come on!
269
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,210
(groaning)
270
00:13:59,959 --> 00:14:01,959
(grunts)
Oh, Kai.
271
00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:04,035
- Thanks, man.
- Who were those guys?
272
00:14:04,125 --> 00:14:07,125
I don't know. I kind of feel like a jerk.
I thought you were one of them.
273
00:14:07,625 --> 00:14:09,455
Come on, Jack, we're still cousins.
274
00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:11,040
Who'd jump me like this?
275
00:14:11,375 --> 00:14:13,955
You just beat four of the best fighters
in the world.
276
00:14:14,041 --> 00:14:15,381
Some of them don't like to lose.
277
00:14:15,792 --> 00:14:16,882
- Yeah.
- You're all right?
278
00:14:17,166 --> 00:14:21,206
I don't know. My hand really hurts.
(groans)
279
00:14:21,542 --> 00:14:23,582
(tense music)
280
00:14:30,458 --> 00:14:32,708
- Do you think we lost them?
- For now.
281
00:14:32,875 --> 00:14:34,205
- This is all your fault.
- Huh?
282
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:36,081
You're the one that said
we needed to help Shen.
283
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,166
Well, excuse me for having a heart.
284
00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:40,380
Yeah? Well, because of your heart,
we're lost, broke
285
00:14:40,458 --> 00:14:41,878
and you two are dressed like idiots.
286
00:14:41,959 --> 00:14:43,379
- Oh, I'm dressed like an idiot?
- Yeah!
287
00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:45,708
- Have you seen yourself in the mirror?
- Guys. Guys.
288
00:14:45,792 --> 00:14:47,042
Guys!
289
00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:48,713
Check it out.
290
00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:52,250
It's the Panda Moon Cookie Company.
291
00:14:52,917 --> 00:14:54,747
All: Whoa!
292
00:14:57,750 --> 00:15:01,130
Jack, after a thorough examination
of your hand...
293
00:15:01,208 --> 00:15:03,418
(whimpering)
294
00:15:05,417 --> 00:15:07,247
I'm afraid I have to be honest with you.
295
00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:10,173
(whimpering)
296
00:15:11,709 --> 00:15:14,709
- Based on my diagnosis...
- (whimpering)
297
00:15:14,792 --> 00:15:15,672
Rudy!
298
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:19,710
Jack, your hand is broken.
You can't fight in the tournament tonight.
299
00:15:20,166 --> 00:15:22,746
What? No, no! No, I didn't come
all the way out here to forfeit.
300
00:15:23,417 --> 00:15:24,377
I'm sorry.
301
00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:31,543
I know things didn't turn out
the way you wanted,
302
00:15:31,625 --> 00:15:34,375
but you proved you belonged here.
303
00:15:34,917 --> 00:15:38,127
Right here with the best in the world.
304
00:15:40,208 --> 00:15:41,418
I'm really proud of you.
305
00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:45,877
Now I'm just gonna walk
behind those lockers
306
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,250
and if you hear what sounds
like a grown man crying...
307
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,917
it's probably just the pipes.
308
00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:58,327
(Rudy crying loudly)
309
00:16:00,375 --> 00:16:02,375
Rudy: Stupid pipes.
310
00:16:05,208 --> 00:16:08,038
(rattling)
311
00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:09,915
- Hey!
- All: Ha!
312
00:16:10,917 --> 00:16:12,827
We're closed. What do you want?
313
00:16:12,959 --> 00:16:17,169
We've come all the way from America
just to see you, Pei Pei.
314
00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:19,207
Hey, what is this?
315
00:16:19,917 --> 00:16:21,207
Am I getting the "Punk'd"?
316
00:16:22,917 --> 00:16:24,997
We need to know the rest of this fortune.
317
00:16:25,834 --> 00:16:28,254
"You will find the greatest treasure
of all in--"
318
00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:33,165
Oh, this riddle is impossible to solve.
319
00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:36,460
It would be easier to knock down the moon
with a stick
320
00:16:36,542 --> 00:16:40,082
or ride a dragon with--
Oh, wait, 4-18. I know this one.
321
00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:44,376
- You wanna know this?
- All: Yeah, we do.
322
00:16:45,792 --> 00:16:46,712
Yeah.
323
00:16:47,542 --> 00:16:49,132
Ah, aah!
324
00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:53,628
"You will find the greatest treasure of
all in..."
325
00:16:53,709 --> 00:16:55,999
4-16, 4-17.
326
00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:58,003
Ah! "your friends."
327
00:16:58,083 --> 00:17:00,463
All: Yay! Oh, what?
328
00:17:00,542 --> 00:17:02,252
Did you just say your friends?
329
00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:04,293
I don't know what you're trying
to pull here,
330
00:17:04,375 --> 00:17:07,625
but we're not leaving until we know
where our treasure is, grandma!
331
00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:10,580
(sighs)
(bones cracking)
332
00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:14,083
- Hiya!
- All: (screams)
333
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:16,286
(loud drumbeat)
334
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,831
I just got a text from the guys.
335
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:25,377
They said they're sorry I had to forfeit.
336
00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:28,248
And they'll be here
as soon as they ditch the wives.
337
00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:30,208
What does that mean?
338
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:33,745
Uh, try to stay hip to the jive, Kim.
339
00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:36,250
"Ditch the wives"
is what the kids today say
340
00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:37,963
when something is cool or rad.
341
00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:43,918
Hey, Jack, check out that judge's beard.
It's so ditch the wives.
342
00:17:45,917 --> 00:17:50,167
And now this year's Junior World
Martial Arts Champion...
343
00:17:50,709 --> 00:17:51,669
Kai.
344
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:53,250
Would you please come up here?
345
00:17:59,834 --> 00:18:01,334
I'm gonna go congratulate Kai.
346
00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:03,460
(sighs)
347
00:18:09,375 --> 00:18:10,665
Congratulations, Kai.
348
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,498
- This guy a friend of yours?
- Yeah. Why?
349
00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:16,383
Well, 'cause he's got the same tattoo
as one of the guys that jumped me!
350
00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:21,245
Jack, you had a forfeit. I won. Let it go.
351
00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:24,165
You won because you were afraid
to fight me.
352
00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:26,130
So you sent your friends to take me out.
353
00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:29,958
You better watch your mouth.
You're still just a little punk.
354
00:18:30,583 --> 00:18:33,673
And you're still a liar, a cheat,
and a coward.
355
00:18:35,417 --> 00:18:36,997
But enjoy your trophy, champ.
356
00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:44,625
That is so not ditch the wives!
357
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:47,131
Back up!
358
00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:51,672
- (fighting grunts)
- (groans)
359
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:06,539
(crash)
360
00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:08,575
(clanging)
361
00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:28,291
- (thuds)
- (groans)
362
00:19:38,792 --> 00:19:40,582
Okay, Jack, I'm sorry.
363
00:19:41,917 --> 00:19:43,997
I'll admit it.
I planned the attack against you.
364
00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:48,035
- Just don't let me fall.
- Don't worry. I've got you, man.
365
00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:50,205
Come on. Get up.
366
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,210
Come on-- Over.
367
00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:58,125
(both panting)
368
00:19:59,667 --> 00:20:02,457
(laughs)
That proves you're weak.
369
00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:05,205
I would've let you drop.
370
00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:07,713
(groans)
371
00:20:11,834 --> 00:20:13,964
- (crash)
- (crowd applauding)
372
00:20:14,959 --> 00:20:18,669
Okay. I think everybody saw
I was nowhere near that bench.
373
00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:23,165
See you next year, champ.
374
00:20:25,542 --> 00:20:29,252
Sorry we're late. You would not believe
what we've been through.
375
00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:32,253
(phone ringing)
376
00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:34,669
Ooh, it's the wife.
377
00:20:35,125 --> 00:20:36,165
- (beeps)
- Ignore!
378
00:20:40,917 --> 00:20:44,417
So after all got you find out
your great treasure is in your friends.
379
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,330
Yeah! Can you believe that?
380
00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:49,293
I can. Look, you could have
all the money in the world,
381
00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:52,125
but if you don't have what we have
right here, you've got nothing.
382
00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:55,963
- To friends
- All: To friends.
383
00:21:00,834 --> 00:21:04,134
Ah. So do you think your wife will be mad
that you ditched her?
384
00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:06,578
Uh, excuse me, my wife has a name.
385
00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:09,127
Yeah, I may not know what it is,
but she has a name.
386
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:11,580
They're not our wives.
387
00:21:11,667 --> 00:21:15,037
We're 13, there were no rings
and one of us was dressed like Elvis.
388
00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:18,829
Oh, really?
You might want to tell them that.
389
00:21:20,625 --> 00:21:21,625
(all scream)
390
00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:26,037
Honey, I can explain.
391
00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:27,923
Run!
392
00:21:29,834 --> 00:21:31,294
(all scream)
393
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:35,246
(closing theme music)
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