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(upbeat music)
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The joust is a highly-specialized
combat technique.
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It's all about control, balance and grace.
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(yelling)
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Stop! You're beating the Grace out of him.
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Hey, hey, hey, put down your pugil stick.
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Forget that! I'm taking this thing
on the bus with me.
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What are you... ow!
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Rudy!
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Ty?
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What are you doing here?
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I was over at the nail salon
getting a power pedicure.
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Which, by the way, is manly
because it has the word "power" in it.
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And when I came out,
I found this under my windshield wiper.
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What is it?
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It's the thing that goes back and forth
on your car when it's raining.
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It's amazing.
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What's amazing is you're 19
and still in the seventh grade.
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This is what I'm talking about.
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Your Bobby Wasabi flyer was on my car.
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This is a declaration of war, Rudy.
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This isn't about flyers, Ty.
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It's about the feud that started
between us 15 years ago.
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What you did to me was wrong!
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But it doesn't matter.
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Because I'm still the best Sensei
in this town.
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You up for a little joust?
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I never walked away
from a joust in my life.
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Now, if you don't mind,
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I'd like to take a moment
to harness my chi.
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I'll do the same.
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Om...
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(Ty grunts)
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Ha-ha!
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I'm the King of the world! Yeah... Whoa!
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♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't you
Come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we could have a ball
Run up the wall ♪
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♪ That's just how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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♪ Here we go, let's start the party ♪
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♪ Chop it up like it's karate ♪
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♪ Everybody ♪
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♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't you
Come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we could have a ball
Run up the wall ♪
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♪ That's just how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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Hey!
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(sighs)
Thanks for meeting me, Kim.
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Well, you said it was important.
What do you want to ask me?
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Sorry, I'm a little nervous.
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I've been wanting to say for a long time
but I haven't had the courage.
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Milton, are you sure you really want to?
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Kim, I finally feel like
I'm ready to go out with a girl...
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Milton, stop.
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I don't... I don't want to hurt you
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or talk about this ever again...
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but, uh, I only think of you as a friend.
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Wait, you thought I was talking
about you and me?
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I'm sorry, that is hilarious.
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Wait, why is that funny exactly?
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No offense, Kim.
I'm sure you're somebody's type.
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But you're just not mine.
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Oh, good.
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I like this girl named Julie.
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The first time I saw her
in chemistry class, my heart stopped.
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(sighs)
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(romantic music)
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I'm terrified to ask her out.
What if she says no?
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Gah!
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Relax, I got this.
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I'm really good
at helping people find love.
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Thank you.
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I just...
(scoffs)
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Um, one thing and it's not like
I really care or anything,
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but, uh...
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how am I not your type?
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Let it go, Kim.
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It's never gonna happen.
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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(clears throat)
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Still mad at me for beating you
in the joust yesterday?
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You cried like a little girl.
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I wasn't crying.
That was a Colombian war chant.
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(wails)
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- Okay, you should have been terrified.
- Huh.
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Besides, there's nothing
you can do better than me.
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Huh, really?
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I'm a better rapper than you are.
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I even got a job at the mall,
rapping for Falafel Phil's
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to help him drum up some business.
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He only got that idea
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because Captain Corndog hired me
to rap for him.
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You got nothing.
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Please. I can spit rhymes
about anything. Call it.
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Okay, food in the cafeteria.
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Gimme a beat.
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(beatboxing)
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♪ Uh, yo, the food here's moldy,
Bland and green ♪
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♪ It's scarier than the monsters
On Halloween, go ♪
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♪ The items on this menu
Go from bad to worse ♪
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♪ Get your tray, pay your bill
Then you hit the nurse ♪
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♪ Oh, for dessert sometimes
I like to eat cake ♪
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♪ I cut it with my fork
And then I eat it ♪
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Mm-mm, mm-mm.
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All right, I got nothing, okay?
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Hey, I'm Julie.
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Hey.
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I pass by your locker every day.
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I can't believe I finally got the courage
to talk to you.
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(chuckles)
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Okay.
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Okay, well, this is all kind of new to me.
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What the heck, I'll just say it.
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I really like--
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Whoa, whoa, wait a second.
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We don't even know each other and...
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I was going to say
I like your friend Milton.
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Oh, oh, Milton!
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I thought you were gonna say you liked me.
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(laughs)
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You and me? That's funny.
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You are so not my type.
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I like a manly man.
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Okay then.
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The first time I saw Milton in chemistry,
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it was like I was watching a movie
and he was the star.
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(upbeat music)
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I'd love to go out with him.
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But what if he doesn't like me?
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Gah!
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You know what?
You guys would be great together.
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- Let me see what I can do.
- Really? Thank you so much.
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Eh, no problem.
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So, uh...
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Uh...
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I'm not a manly man? I mean...
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nothing here or here works for you?
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Let it go, Jack.
It's never going to happen.
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So Milton likes Julie
and Julie likes Milton?
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- Do you know what this means?
- Yes, I do.
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It's a perfect storm of nerd love.
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This isn't a joke, Jack.
We have to help them.
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Today he tried giving her flowers
and, uh...
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it didn't go so well.
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Uh, what are those?
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(mouthing)
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They're...
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my lunch.
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I've got an idea.
Okay, Falafel Phil's tomorrow night.
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I'll bring Julie and you bring Milton.
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And do not let him bring roses.
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He was passing gas all afternoon.
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It was disgusting.
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And kinda nice.
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♪ C-O-R-N-D-O-G ♪
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♪ We got the best corndogs in history ♪
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♪ So check out our meal deals
Then make your pick ♪
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♪ It's a golden battered weiner
On a stickety stickety stick ♪
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- ♪ Oh... ♪
- (music stops)
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What are you doing?
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- My job.
- (clicks)
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♪ Falafel Phil's is the place to chill ♪
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♪ Where the food is really slamming
And the service is so jamming ♪
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♪ Phil's hummus is the best
Give it a whirl ♪
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♪ Way better than some corndog
Made from a squirrel ♪
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That's it.
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(both grunting)
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(groans)
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(exclaims)
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(both groaning)
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Oh, no!
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Attention, all officers, food fight!
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All right. Break it up. Break it...
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So, Milton, Julie.
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I hear you guys have chemistry together.
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(laughs)
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Julie, I'm sorry.
If you want to go home, I get it.
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I don't want to go home.
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So you wanna stay here?
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Does an object in motion
tend to remain in motion?
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Unless there's a friction coefficient....
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(both laugh)
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(fake laughter)
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Guys, we're good if you wanna sit
at another table.
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- Pshaw, no.
- Yeah, no, I think we should probably...
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We wanna be alone.
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Oh, yeah.
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I see.
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Yeah.
(chuckles)
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- What just happened?
- I'll tell you what just happened.
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They just broke up with us.
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(both giggling)
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Rudy: Milton.
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Maybe you'd like to introduce me
to your lady friend?
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Rudy, this is Julie.
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And like me, she feels that Pluto
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was unfairly downgraded
from planet status.
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- Asteroid, my butt!
- (both laugh)
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Meeting Milton was the best thing that's
happened to me since I moved here.
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While Julie's parents are in Europe,
she's living with her uncle.
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See, that's what families are all about.
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Your Uncle sounds like a great guy.
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There you are.
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- Frank told me he saw you two together.
- Yeah!
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- What are you doing here?
- I came to get my niece.
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- Ty is your Uncle?
- Julie is your niece?
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Yes, she is.
And I forbid her from seeing him.
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You can't forbid her from seeing him,
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because I forbid him from seeing her.
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- Well, I forbid them first.
- No, I forbid...
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Forbidden!
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♪ La la la la la la la la! ♪
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Milton!
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Julie!
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Rudy would freak if he knew
we were helping Milton and Julie.
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I don't care. We have to help them.
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I believe in a thing called love.
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(romantic music)
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- Oh!
- Hmm.
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I'm sorry we have to meet in an alley.
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I don't mind the alley.
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When I'm with you,
I can ignore the smell of the...
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(retches)
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(coughs)
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No, I'm sorry.
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That dumpster smells
like where diapers go to die.
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Frank: Here they are!
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Guys, get out of here.
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(both grunt)
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You probably shouldn't have done that.
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Again.
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(grunting)
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(tense music)
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(groans)
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(grunts)
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The joke's on you.
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I landed in all these soft diapers.
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- (squelching)
- (grunts)
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So after all of the forbidding I did,
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Milton and Julie are still sneaking around
and seeing each other?
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They can't see each other anymore.
You know why?
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Because of you and Ty!
(scoffs)
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But I got news for you, mister.
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- Okay, okay, thank you.
- It's not...
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Thank you, Kim.
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Rudy, you've been feuding with Ty
for 15 years.
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How did it even start?
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Well...
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we were both studying
with the Grand Master.
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But only one of us would be deemed
worthy of being his apprentice.
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Rudy: We stood at the top of a mountain
for our final competition.
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The ancient clash of the antlers.
258
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(blowing air)
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(groaning)
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We battled for hours,
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trying to knock each other
off those stumps.
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(farts)
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Oh, gross!
264
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Whoo! Whoa!
265
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No fair! He cheated.
266
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I was distracted, Grand Master.
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He tooted. He tooted!
268
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So I became his apprentice,
269
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and Ty vowed that he would never rest
until he got his revenge.
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00:14:24,917 --> 00:14:27,207
- So you stunk him off his stump?
- No!
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It was the grand master.
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(farts)
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Rudy, it's time for this thing to end.
274
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Let me arrange a sit-down
so you and Ty can talk things out.
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Do it for Milton and Julie.
276
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:46,083
Yeah, maybe you're right.
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Maybe it is time to move on,
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and finally bury the hatchet.
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All right, no more rapping wars!
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Now we're gonna squash this beef
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by letting the crowd decide
who's number one, okay?
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Now, up first is Eddie,
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The Rhyming Falafel Ball.
284
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♪ Let me be frank, homey
You're a weinie ♪
285
00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:16,826
♪ Couldn't get me to eat A corndog
if you were a genie ♪
286
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♪ I'd use all three wishes
Just to make you go away ♪
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♪ 'Cause you're nothing but
A sucker and i'm here to stay ♪
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Crowd: Ooh!
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Okay, okay, okay. All right.
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Up next is Jerry,
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The Rapping Corndog.
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♪ Uh, get a real job, you slob
You smell like a kebab ♪
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00:15:38,709 --> 00:15:41,289
♪ I'll never eat at your place
Because I'm a food snob ♪
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♪ Your falafel is awful
And your pita is a pity ♪
295
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♪ If you were smart, you'd roll your butt
To a different city ♪
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Crowd: Ooh!
297
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Gee, I'm sorry.
298
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You call that "bringing it"?
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(scoffs)
300
00:15:55,417 --> 00:15:58,747
These people came here
to hear some real rap,
301
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am I right, everybody?...
302
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(crowd cheer)
303
00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:05,133
All right, yeah! Let's do it!
304
00:16:06,041 --> 00:16:07,831
(crowd cheering)
305
00:16:09,834 --> 00:16:11,544
Threads, uh-huh!
306
00:16:12,375 --> 00:16:14,875
Whoop de-doop bah-da-boop bah bah bah.
307
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,668
Oh, yeah.
308
00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:20,290
(humming)
Uh-huh.
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00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:23,213
♪ Sit back, relax, turn off your phone ♪
310
00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:26,081
♪ I welcome all y'all to the Joan zone ♪
311
00:16:26,166 --> 00:16:28,496
♪ Rappers step to me
And like trees they fall ♪
312
00:16:28,583 --> 00:16:31,173
♪ Forget these clowns,
I'm Queen of them all ♪
313
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,078
(crowd cheering)
314
00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:35,922
♪ Joan to base, Joan to base ♪
315
00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:38,825
♪ Just destroyed two suckers
Put them in their place ♪
316
00:16:38,917 --> 00:16:41,377
♪ Joan to base, Joan to base ♪
317
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,210
♪ I just destroyed two suckers
Put them in their place ♪
318
00:16:44,291 --> 00:16:46,171
(crowd cheering)
319
00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:53,923
♪ Come on! ♪
320
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We're here tonight
to put aside our differences
321
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because we care about Milton and Julie.
322
00:17:03,917 --> 00:17:04,747
(sighs)
323
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:08,330
Now, if anyone would like
to say something, now is the time.
324
00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:15,537
I really like the way Kim's hair smells.
325
00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:19,076
That's all I got.
326
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:21,830
(mouths)
Wow!
327
00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:23,667
Rudy, maybe you'd like to say something.
328
00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:27,000
Fine!
329
00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:30,995
(sighs sharply)
330
00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:33,583
What Jack said is true.
331
00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:37,127
Tonight is about Milton and Julie.
332
00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:40,253
I'd like us to, you know...
333
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,210
- let bygones be bygones.
- Hmm.
334
00:17:48,709 --> 00:17:49,749
(scoffs)
335
00:17:50,959 --> 00:17:51,879
Jack: Excellent!
336
00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:53,998
Sensei Ty,
maybe you'd like to say something.
337
00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:56,498
(clears throat)
338
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,080
(sighs sharply)
339
00:18:00,208 --> 00:18:02,828
Maybe we should just try and get along.
340
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:06,581
Great! I think we've settled things.
341
00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:08,627
Now, let's just all enjoy our meal.
342
00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:14,043
Uh, excuse me, what are you doing?
343
00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:15,955
- I'm taking the last falafel ball.
- No, no.
344
00:18:16,041 --> 00:18:18,711
This is my ball. My fork was on it.
345
00:18:18,792 --> 00:18:20,882
My fork was on it first. Get off it.
346
00:18:20,959 --> 00:18:22,919
Never going to happen.
347
00:18:23,375 --> 00:18:25,375
(suspenseful music)
348
00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:32,580
(both grunting)
349
00:18:33,041 --> 00:18:34,081
(yells)
350
00:18:42,709 --> 00:18:43,959
(screams)
351
00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:45,745
(Rudy thuds)
352
00:18:48,959 --> 00:18:49,879
(Ty grunts)
353
00:18:56,792 --> 00:18:57,882
(clanking)
354
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:03,460
(yelling)
355
00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:04,462
(groans)
356
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:11,827
♪ Kickin' it with you ♪
357
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:13,877
- They could be anywhere out there.
- Anywhere.
358
00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:17,165
- We found 'em.
- Where were you two?
359
00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:18,330
We were worried sick.
360
00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:20,333
They have something to say.
361
00:19:22,542 --> 00:19:23,712
Milton and I have talked.
362
00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:26,035
And we're not going to see
each other anymore.
363
00:19:29,291 --> 00:19:32,291
Goodbye, Julie. I'll never forget you.
364
00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:35,543
Goodbye, Milton.
I'm sorry it didn't work out.
365
00:19:38,208 --> 00:19:41,168
Wait! I want to say something.
366
00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:43,330
No. No, I want to say something.
367
00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:46,633
You and it's... I feel someone...
368
00:19:46,709 --> 00:19:48,039
Something and you're...
369
00:19:48,166 --> 00:19:50,286
But then, and you all just went...
(groans)
370
00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:52,325
But it's here, and it's here,
and then I...
371
00:19:52,417 --> 00:19:53,537
I want to say something!
372
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:54,455
Rudy: You know what?
373
00:19:56,291 --> 00:19:58,581
I finally understand Ty completely.
374
00:19:59,834 --> 00:20:02,634
We've let our problems
become your problems.
375
00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:06,875
Milton, Julie, we won't stand in your way.
376
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:08,710
Thank you, Rudy.
377
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:14,083
I got Milton and Julie together.
My work here is done.
378
00:20:16,667 --> 00:20:18,497
- Julie.
- Milton.
379
00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:23,665
- Rudy.
- Ty.
380
00:20:28,542 --> 00:20:30,382
- Kim.
- Frank.
381
00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:31,878
(gasps, grunts)
382
00:20:34,417 --> 00:20:36,627
Did I imagine that
or did she just flip me?
383
00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:38,745
Oh, you must have imagined it.
384
00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:40,575
Come on. You know what?
385
00:20:40,959 --> 00:20:43,079
- You should go give her a hug.
- Okay.
386
00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:45,173
- Kim.
- Frank.
387
00:20:45,375 --> 00:20:46,285
(Kim grunts)
388
00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:52,501
Oh, Frank, you're gonna be
in seventh grade for a long time.
389
00:20:53,542 --> 00:20:55,172
♪ Kickin' it with you ♪
390
00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:01,128
You know what?
I'm glad we're not fighting anymore.
391
00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:04,248
Yeah, me too.
Rapping's about expressing yourself,
392
00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:06,503
not about selling falafels and corndogs.
393
00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:07,503
Yeah.
394
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,420
I think taking this class together
is really going to make us better rappers.
395
00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:15,285
All right, here we go, y'all.
396
00:21:16,959 --> 00:21:19,079
Jerry, Eddie, give me a beat.
397
00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:21,883
(both beatboxing)
398
00:21:21,959 --> 00:21:24,419
♪ I'm jam master Joan
School is in session ♪
399
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:27,580
♪ Get the money upfront
That's the first lesson ♪
400
00:21:28,291 --> 00:21:30,881
Seriously, I'm gonna need $11.95
from both of you right now.
401
00:21:31,417 --> 00:21:32,247
Come on.
402
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:35,166
(closing theme music)
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