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(upbeat music)
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- You're late.
- For what?
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Rudy's surprise birthday party, remember?
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The one he's been planning
for himself for two weeks?
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(switch clicks)
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Rudy: He's coming.
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All: Surprise.
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How did you know it was my birthday?
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Are you guys trying to kill me?
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You'd better not have brought gifts.
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But if you did,
now would be the time to load me up.
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Hey, man, I don't have anything.
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Can I get in on your gift, please?
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Absolutely not.
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I put a lot of time,
thought and effort into this.
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This is from Jerry, Eddie and me.
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Oh, joke-a-day toilet paper. Get out.
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My cousin had this at his house.
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I literally laughed myself off the bowl.
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Thank you, guys.
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Now,
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I don't want to turn this whole gift thing
into a competition,
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but, Kim, it's time to top that gift.
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Kim, do you think I could get in on your--
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Forget it, Jack.
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I've got a winner right here.
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Unlike some people,
I put a lot of thought into my gift.
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I hope you like it, Rudy.
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(paper rustles)
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(gasps)
A signed picture of Bobby Wasabi,
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my hero, my idol,
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the man I patterned my life after?
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"To whom it may concern, Bobby Wasabi."
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That's me.
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I'm whom. I'm concerned.
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All right, Jack.
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Rock my world.
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Yeah, Jack, I'm sure Rudy
saved the best for last.
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Well, you know,
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I was thinking
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you know, everyone knows how much
you love Bobby Wasabi.
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And I asked myself what could be
better than a picture, right?
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Only the man himself.
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Wait, wait, wait a minute.
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Are you saying what I think you're saying?
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You found a way
Tt get Bobby Wasabi to come down here
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So I could meet him?
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Yeah.
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Wait, the founder of this dojo,
an international movie star,
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someone who hasn't been
seen in public in 20 years
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is coming to see me?
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I can't believe it.
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None of us can believe it, Jack.
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Milton: Let's get this party started.
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- Whoa, whoa!
- (all chattering)
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(theme music)
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♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't you
Come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we can have a ball run up the wall ♪
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♪ This is how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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♪ Here we go, let's start the party ♪
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♪ Chop it up like it's karate ♪
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♪ Everybody ♪
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♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't you
Come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we can have a ball run up the wall ♪
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♪ This is how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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(upbeat music)
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I cannot believe you
told Rudy that Bobby Wasabi was coming.
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I couldn't believe it either.
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Words just kept exploding out of me.
It's like I had a case of liarrhea.
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He's never gonna show, Jack.
And Rudy's gonna be crushed.
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Bobby could show.
I mean, my grandfather was his sensei.
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I found his number
and I left him a message.
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This could be bad.
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Remember how disappointed Rudy was
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when he lost the name-the-baby-panda
contest at the zoo?
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Oh, I know. He put on his crying boots.
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(sobbing)
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What are you guys looking at?
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We're closed.
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I know what I said was wrong.
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But, I mean, who's crazy enough to believe
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that Bobby Wasabi is actually
coming to our dojo?
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I can't believe Bobby Wasabi
is actually coming to our dojo!
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Look, Jack.
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Bro, since Bobby's coming
for Rudy's birthday,
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we've decided to take advantage
of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
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We spent the whole night in Jerry's garage
writing his comeback movie.
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Wow, you hear that, Jack?
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Our friends spent all night in the garage
writing a comeback movie for Bobby Wasabi.
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What's bad about that?
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What if they wrote a really great movie?
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Oh, it's better than great. It's epic.
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Bobby Wasabi is the biggest
martial arts action star in history.
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But now he'll battle with the most
diabolical force he's ever faced.
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It's half piranha, half octopus.
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Boys: It's Piranhapus!
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- Eight arms.
- (all blabber)
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- Nine mouths.
- (growls)
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And one bad attitude.
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(Boys grumbling)
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♪ Kickin' it with you ♪
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We paid your cousin 50 bucks
to make a model of Piranhapus
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And this is what we get?
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You should be happy he gave us a deal.
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I mean, he took our vision
and brought it to life.
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Dude, we can't show
this thing to Bobby Wasabi. It's a joke.
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No, you know what's a joke?
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That hacky ending you wrote.
Bro, you ruined our movie.
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My ending is perfect.
No one could even see it coming.
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Of course they can't see it coming.
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How does a walrus operate a hang glider?
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You know what?
Well, here's what we think of your ending.
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(paper rustling)
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That's it.
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(yelling)
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Hey, guys, what are you doing?
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Stop. Get away. Come on.
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What is going on?
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This Bobby Wasabi movie
is tearing us apart.
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Jack, this is crazy.
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Just tell them the truth.
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You're right.
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Guys,
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you remember how I said that
Bobby Wasabi was coming down to our dojo?
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Boys: Yeah.
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Well, the truth is...
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Hey, beef meats, who do you think you are?
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I am...
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Bobby Wasabi.
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All: whoa.
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Uh, sorry, ma'am, we're closed.
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If you're looking
for the large and lovin' it dress shop,
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it's on the other side of the mall.
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What was that?
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Rudy, Rudy, your birthday present's here.
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- It's Bobby Wasabi.
- Yeah.
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You wanna know why he's here?
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Because when I say
I can deliver, what happens?
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Oh, that's right. I deliver.
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That's a great joke.
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You hire some big betty
to squeeze into a dress
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and then wobble in here
saying he's Bobby Wasabi.
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It is hilarious.
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You don't think that I am Bobby Wasabi?
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No, ma'am or sir, I do not.
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That is it.
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Hi-ya-ya-ya-ya-yah!
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(grunting)
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(yells)
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Jack: No, no, no.
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- Oh.
- (grunts)
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Rudy, this is no joke.
That really is Bobby Wasabi.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh, Bobby, I'm sorry, Mr. Wasabi.
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Mr. Wasabi, I'm so sorry
for the misunderstanding.
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Um, welcome to my dojo.
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This is not your dojo.
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This is my dojo.
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And you are fired.
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(light music)
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♪ Kickin' it with you. ♪
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Nice birthday present, Jack.
You got Rudy fired.
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Maybe next you can give him a balloon
and push him down the stairs.
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The worst part is the Bobby Wasabi
comeback movie is dead.
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Say goodbye to my Hollywood dream.
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What's Rudy gonna do without a job?
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He'll be fine.
Guys like Rudy land on their feet.
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I wouldn't be surprised
if he's already found a better job.
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These are your turtle brushes.
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You use this one to clean the mouth
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And this one to clean the butt.
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Those brushes look a lot alike.
What if I mix them up?
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You're not gonna mix them up.
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It's terribly obvious.
This one is for the mouth.
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This one is-- Oh, dear, it's mine.
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Oh.
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Oh, not again. Ooh!
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Hey guys. What are you doing here?
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You know, we just came by
to see how you're doing.
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Yeah, don't worry about me.
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I'm doing swell--
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Swell, I tell you.
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Guys, this is my fault.
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Rudy's a third-degree black belt,
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and now he's scrubbing turtle butt.
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Bobby Wasabi took away his job
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and Bobby Wasabi is gonna give it back.
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(buzzing)
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He's not answering.
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How do we know he's even in there?
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Well, someone just ordered
a truckload of pastrami.
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Hey, guys, I took three buses to get here,
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So we're just gonna have to break in.
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(scoffs)
Not happening, man. Guys like Wasabi
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have million-dollar security systems.
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Dude, I'm talking lasers,
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motion sensors, surveillance cameras.
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This thing's an impenetrable fortress.
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Bro, there's no way
we're getting in here--
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What's up, Milton? Ever.
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Uh-oh.
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That's not good.
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Oh, come on, it's just one of those
gag signs you buy at the carwash.
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All: Yah!
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Jerry, I don't think it's a gag.
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- Ninjas!
- (screaming)
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We're trapped. What are we gonna do?
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Uh, we're warriors.
It's three of us against one ninja.
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We got this, yeah.
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(all yell)
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(crashing)
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You okay, Milton?
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I'll tell you this much,
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you get wedgied by a ninja,
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you don't even see it coming.
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(Jerry groans)
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Come on. Come on.
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Where do you think we are?
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I don't know.
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I think I found a light switch.
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(disco music playing)
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What is this place?
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You know, just your average
everyday disco bathroom.
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What's up, dude?
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Whoa. Come on.
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You boys are in so much trouble.
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You broke into my house,
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which means when I call the police
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you are going to jail.
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(sniffs)
Sausage me.
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- (whooshes)
- (thumps)
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That's the most incredible
thing I've ever seen.
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Sausage me.
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Don't you dare sausage him, Evan.
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Take them away.
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Fine, take us away.
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But when we leave,
your big comeback movie leaves with us.
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How's that now? What? What?
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(Boys grunt)
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It just so happens we wrote
the greatest movie of your career.
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A little something called
"Bobby Wasabi vs. Piranhapus!"
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It's half piranha, half octopus.
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So it's a little piranha
with eight tentacles?
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Try a giant octopus
with vicious piranha teeth
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at the end of each tentacle.
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Oh, I want to fight that thing so bad
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I can almost taste it.
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No, that's a little sausage juice left
in my mustache.
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(upbeat music)
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Okay, Lonnie,
258
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I changed the corn lizard's diaper.
259
00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:57,630
Now I know why they call it a corn lizard.
260
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Yeah.
261
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- There you go.
- Oh, yes.
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Come here, baby.
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Who's your daddy? Mm.
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Now feed the Panamanian bush devil.
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(scoffs)
And be careful. She's a feisty one.
266
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I think I can handle a little bush devil.
267
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Just so you know,
I'm only here temporarily.
268
00:14:24,834 --> 00:14:26,294
Uh, this is a minor setback
269
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in an otherwise illustrious career.
270
00:14:29,291 --> 00:14:31,541
Don't get too attached to this face.
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Argh. Argh.
272
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I said do not get attached to the face.
273
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(upbeat music)
274
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Your fingers are within inches
of an outstretched tentacle--
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A tentacle you will never
276
00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:55,625
hold again.
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The end.
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(sobbing)
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That's the most beautiful
thing I've ever heard.
280
00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:10,957
(alarm blaring)
281
00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:14,131
Either security's been breached
or my pot pie is ready.
282
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Hey, Bobby, I've been looking for you.
283
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Get them!
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(grunting)
285
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(grunting continues)
286
00:15:46,291 --> 00:15:47,881
(glass shatters)
287
00:15:54,041 --> 00:15:56,171
(grunting)
288
00:16:02,667 --> 00:16:04,377
(gong crashes)
289
00:16:21,917 --> 00:16:23,577
Hang on a second.
290
00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:27,787
That was a perfect Flying Dragon kick.
291
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My grandfather taught it to me.
292
00:16:29,917 --> 00:16:32,827
Well, I can't think that your grandfather
293
00:16:32,917 --> 00:16:35,327
would approve of you
breaking into my house.
294
00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:40,538
No, but he would approve
of me standing up for my sensei.
295
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:44,455
Your sensei called me a man lady.
296
00:16:46,834 --> 00:16:48,424
It was an honest mistake.
297
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:50,208
You've got a ponytail
298
00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:52,750
and that thing you're wearing
kind of looks like a dress.
299
00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:55,710
It's a kaftan.
300
00:16:55,792 --> 00:16:57,712
It's breathable, wrinkle-free
301
00:16:57,792 --> 00:16:59,212
and great for those on-the-go days.
302
00:17:00,709 --> 00:17:02,039
Mr. Wasabi,
303
00:17:02,959 --> 00:17:05,539
what was the one thing
that all of your movies had?
304
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,245
Hot chicks, explosions
305
00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:09,543
and a sassy orangutan sidekick.
306
00:17:09,959 --> 00:17:11,959
Everyone loved Dr. Bananas.
307
00:17:12,041 --> 00:17:13,381
Oh, yeah, a funny monkey.
308
00:17:15,959 --> 00:17:17,539
But your movies also had you.
309
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:20,130
A man that lived by the Wasabi code.
310
00:17:21,709 --> 00:17:24,079
That's the code
sensei Rudy still lives by.
311
00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:31,630
All: We swear by
the light of the dragon's eye...
312
00:17:33,959 --> 00:17:35,789
To be loyal, honest
313
00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:38,423
and never say die.
314
00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:40,665
All: Wasabi.
315
00:17:43,417 --> 00:17:44,537
Bobby, look,
316
00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:46,455
Rudy's far from perfect,
317
00:17:47,583 --> 00:17:49,423
But he's more than just a great sensei.
318
00:17:51,542 --> 00:17:52,712
He's our friend.
319
00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:55,745
Do the right thing. Give him his job back.
320
00:17:59,792 --> 00:18:02,212
(disco music playing)
321
00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:14,877
(disco music continues playing)
322
00:18:19,542 --> 00:18:20,832
Okay, who was that guy?
323
00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:23,460
I have no idea.
324
00:18:24,542 --> 00:18:26,332
I'm just glad that you could see him too.
325
00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:35,418
♪ The world is cold ♪
326
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:36,880
♪ When you're alone ♪
327
00:18:39,583 --> 00:18:42,543
♪ The heart that's bold ♪
328
00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:44,825
♪ Still needs a friend ♪
329
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:49,628
♪ Take my hand ♪
330
00:18:49,709 --> 00:18:52,999
♪ We'll walk this land ♪
331
00:18:53,125 --> 00:18:56,205
♪ We're so much more ♪
332
00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:58,460
♪ Together ♪
333
00:18:59,625 --> 00:19:01,205
♪ We're friends ♪
334
00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:05,915
♪ We're truly friends ♪
335
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,630
♪ And we'll stay ♪
336
00:19:08,709 --> 00:19:11,959
♪ Always friends ♪
337
00:19:12,041 --> 00:19:15,381
♪ Holding up each other ♪
338
00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:18,883
♪ Oh, no matter ♪
339
00:19:19,542 --> 00:19:21,882
♪ What life may bring ♪
340
00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:25,825
♪ We'll find ♪
341
00:19:25,917 --> 00:19:29,327
♪ Till the end of time ♪
342
00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:33,173
♪ That nothing ♪
343
00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:37,000
♪ Can come between us ♪
344
00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:42,790
♪ We'll find ♪
345
00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:45,875
♪ What's been in our hearts ♪
346
00:19:45,959 --> 00:19:49,039
♪ What's been in our minds ♪
347
00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:52,495
♪ We'll each play our parts ♪
348
00:19:52,583 --> 00:19:55,713
♪ And walk this walk ♪
349
00:19:55,792 --> 00:19:57,712
♪ Together ♪
350
00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:00,455
♪ Till the end ♪
351
00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:05,707
"Bobby Wasabi vs. Piranhapus!"
352
00:20:05,792 --> 00:20:07,042
- Take 1.
- (clicks)
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00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,956
And action!
354
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,750
Somebody help me, please.
355
00:20:13,834 --> 00:20:15,334
It's horrible.
356
00:20:15,417 --> 00:20:17,917
This thing's out of control.
357
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,170
(screaming)
358
00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:31,535
(suspenseful music playing)
359
00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:35,793
It's over, Piranhapus!
360
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:37,633
(whooshing)
361
00:20:37,709 --> 00:20:39,709
- (microphone feedback)
- Eddie: Argh!
362
00:20:41,709 --> 00:20:43,419
You framed me for murder.
363
00:20:43,959 --> 00:20:45,459
You stole my girl.
364
00:20:45,542 --> 00:20:49,082
And you crushed the dreams
of a beautiful young porpoise.
365
00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:50,576
Cut!
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00:20:54,834 --> 00:20:57,714
Bobby, baby, bubbie.
367
00:20:58,583 --> 00:21:01,253
You're killin' me. Where's the energy?
368
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:03,003
You're right. I phoned that one in.
369
00:21:04,834 --> 00:21:08,504
Eddie, go in there and tell Jerry
to take it easy with that fake tentacle.
370
00:21:08,583 --> 00:21:09,833
He's going way too big.
371
00:21:11,083 --> 00:21:12,673
Hey guys. Sorry I'm late.
372
00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:14,460
They wouldn't let me
on the bus with this thing.
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00:21:15,125 --> 00:21:16,415
Wait a minute.
374
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:19,460
If you're here with this, then what was--
375
00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:23,786
(screaming)
376
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,705
(closing theme music)
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