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♪♪ [theme]

♪ Kick, kick ♪

♪ Kick, kick, kick ♪

♪ Kick Buttowski ♪

♪ Kick ♪

♪ Kick ♪

♪ Kick Buttowski ♪

♪ Kick, kick ♪

♪ Kick, kick ♪
♪ Kick Buttowski ♪

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♪ Kick ♪

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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪

♪ Kick Buttowski ♪

[crash]

[engine revs]

[screams]

Whoa!

[screams]

Hey, look, it’s a girl.

Yah!

[cuckoos]

[rumbling in distance]

Awesome, best time yet.

Awesome.

[laughing]

Your head, it’s naked.

Helmet?

[gasps]

Helmet!

Helmet, where’s Helmet.

Gunther, help me look.

I can’t lose her.

Don’t worry, Kick,

I’m sure it’s here somewhere.

Search harder, Gunther.

I can’t lose Helmet.

I don’t see what
the big deal is.

You lose stuff on every stunt.

How dare you?

Helmet isn’t stuff, Gunther.

She’s a part of my identity.

Helmet is special.

[Kick]
She was forged

in the Flames of Awesome.

Birthed in the
Waters of Fearlessness.

And procured in the toy store
of Mellowbrook.

Since the day Helmet chose me,

she’s never left my head.

Gosh, Kick, I had no idea
Helmet was so important to you.

You never talk about her.

Well, my kidneys
are important to me.

Do I talk about them
all the time?

Not lately.

I don’t even know who I am
without Helmet.

Frank?

No.

Herman?

Susan?

Gunther.
No, that’s me.

[horn blares]

Sorry, got to go.

Dinner time.

It’s my turn
to slay the ox.

Let’s look tomorrow
when it’s not so dark.

Bye, Todd.

[straining]

[yawns]

"Have you seen me?
Call Kick Buttowski."

Kick’s got it bad.

[pants]

[both grunt]

I thought we were going to look
for Helmet in the gully, Kick?

I looked all night.
She’s not there.

She’s not anywhere.

So let’s go to the helmet store
and get another one.

Get another helmet?

If your mother fell in the mud,
would you just get a new one?

Mom?
Why did you have
to make it my mom?

Exactly,
she’s irreplaceable.

[Kick]
Like Boom McCondor
and his skate wheel.

Or Rock Callahan
with his custom sunglasses.

[bones crack]

[tires screech]

Or Dirtbike Mike
and his gloves.

And that’s what
Helmet is to me.

She’s a part of who I am.

Without her I’m some--

I don’t even know anymore.

I don’t understand,

but I want to understand.

Only a daredevil
could understand.

What’cha doing, Kick?

Where did you get
the neat swirly wheel?

Meh.

Let’s get you dressed.

Hey, what happened
to all your jumpsuits?

Nah.

I wish I was a daredevil,
so I could understand.

Aha! Idea.

So, I guess you won’t mind
if I take Ol’ Blue then, huh?

Meh.

[grunts]

[crickets chirp]

[birds chirping]

[reading]

Meh, whatever.

Whoa!
Morning, Mom.

[whistles]
Hi, Dad.

Whoa!

Oh, hey, Kendall, nice top.

How dare you compliment me?

Wait, compliment?

Clarence Buttowski?

[Boy]
Hey, look, a girl again.

What is it, Gunther?

I know you said only
a daredevil could understand,

so I did the only thing
I can think of.

You became a daredevil?

That would have made
more sense,

but no.

Kick, you need
to do stunts again.

Gunther, I’ve told you.

Without Helmet,
I’ve lost the will
to do stunts.

[engine revs]

[laughs]

Billy Stumps?

Yes, sir, he sure is.

Now, what’s this I hear
about a daredevil

losing the will
to do stunts?

I don’t know anything
about daredevils.

Because without Helmet,
I’m not one anymore.

I hear you.
Been there myself.

I lost something more
than a helmet though.

I lost something
so close to me,

I forgot who I supposed to be.

It was something I never
thought I could live without.

You know
what I’m talking about.

[gulps]

You mean your--

My old horseshoe
hood ornament.

In was just seconds before
Destructo-Con ’82.

Some no good varmint
stole it for his own self.

[whinnies]

Hey, stop that horse!

[neighs]

My horseshoe
hood ornament gone.

I just couldn’t go on.

It was a part of me.

[sniffles]

Without that horseshoe,

being a daredevil
just wasn’t the same.

Not for a long time.

But I don’t know how
to go on without Helmet.

Sometimes you just got to do
what you’re born to do.

But I learned it’s not about
what’s on your head

or on your hood,

it’s about what’s in here.

Billy’s right, Kick.

And that’s why
you’re going down

Widowmaker’s Peak
right now.

Huh?

Without your beloved Helmet.

[screams]

Or his skateboard.

Whoops.

[grunts]

[grunts and bangs]

[strains]

Wa-Hoo!

Go, Kick.

Live till it hurts.

[together]
Uh-oh.

[together]
Yes.

Awesome!

Woo!

Ooh-wee, that was awesome.

Now, tell me you don’t feel
like a daredevil again.

I do feel like a daredevil.

But how is it that right when
I needed you most,

there you were at the top
of Widowmaker’s Peak?

Your buddy’s--
He’s something else.

I’m Kick Buttowski,
suburban daredevil,

not matter what’s on my head.

Thanks, Billy.

My name’s Gunther.

Yee-haw!

You know, pal,
despite everything,

I still wish I could have
said good-bye to Helmet.

I think I can help
with that, too.

This is how we say good-bye
in the old country.

Good-bye, Helmet.

I’m gonna keep on living
the daredevil life,

but I will never forget you.

What the--

Something must be in the way.

Oh, it’s just a helmet
in the way.

Get out of here
helmet in the way.

Helmet, you’re back!

I’ve been looking everywhere.

I could have been a daredevil
without you, Helmet.

But it sure is good
to have you back.

[Girl]
Clarence.

Look, I’m wearing
your favorite top.

Kendall,
this is my favorite top.

[scoffs]

[gasps]

Baby, I am back!

We’re back.

[clock ticks]

Found it.

Way to go, Danger Dude.
Yeah.

New Slosh fishing record.

Time to past the torch.

My first mustache.

Had it on when I first
broke the record

and now it’s yours.

Wow, Wade, I’m honored.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Don’t get all mushy on me.

You guys are my dudes.

Without Danger Dude
and Zanorse Amigo,

this would just be a job.

Hey, ever see what happens
when you mix a pack

of Fruity Fizzies
and a Sloshy?

[claps]

[fireworks pop]

Let’s see what
Cheetah Chug does.

[cheetah growls]

[explosion]

Has anyone seen my spleen?

All right,
see you mañana, dudes.

Cool, Wade.
Smell you later.

[farts]

You’re the best, Wade.

Fruity Fizzie bombs.

Ahem.

What’s up, Wade?

"Walter"?

Wade got a new name tag

and a new body.

Uh, who are you?

Like the name tag says,
it’s Walter.

And I can’t allow you
to mix Fruity Fizzies
with Cheetah Chug.

Wade let us.

He even showed us how.

Well, he must not of read
the warning label.

"Do not consume with beverages
made from the sweat
of real cheetahs."

Come on, Gunther,

we’ll just come back
when Wade’s here.

Well, Walter, smell you later.

You know,
I say, "Smell you later",

and you let one rip.

[farts]

What time is Wade in?

Wade’s not coming in.

Why not?

Wade’s been promoted.

He’s never coming back here.

[cat screeches]

That’s it.

We’re not coming back.

Without the Wade, Food-N-Fix
just isn’t the same.

Yeah, it’s clean.

I wonder why Wade
didn’t tell us.

Maybe he forgot.

Maybe he’s just happier
with his new friends.

Hey, dude, I got the hotdog
if you got the Slosh machine.

[sighs]

I got the Fruity Fizzies
if you got the Cheetah Chug.

[screams]

Aw.

All right, all right.
Smell you later.

Now, you let one rip, dude.

I’ll have you
address me as sir.

Now, you let one rip, sir.

[huffs]

Shoot, they should make me
chairman of the board

because I am bored.

How long have I
been here anyway?

It’s been three weeks
since Wade’s left us.

Maybe he is having more fun
with his new friends.

[snores]

And so this new paradigm shift

will surely increase

our faltering productivity--

[Man]
Hold it just a minute.

I got just one question.

How did this cat get in here?

[cat screeches]

Now, as for
the productivity chart,

I’m afraid this initiative
just isn’t exciting enough.

[snores]

Thanks for confirming
my fears, Wade.

And ideas to beef it up?

Beef up-- Beef jerky.

Hey, I could go
for some beef jerky.

Another brilliant idea
from Wade.

Looks like some one’s due

for another promotion.

Try to be more like Wade
will you?

[groaning]

Dang.

I sure do miss hanging out
at the Food-N-Fix.

I sure do miss Danger Dude
and the Wingman.

It’s just not
the same without Kick.

It’s just not
the same without Wade.

[fireworks pop]

[farts]

[together]
I thought we were always
gonna be friends.

Maybe this guy
can be our friend.

[Wade narrating]

Wade didn’t leave us.
He was taken

and we’re gonna
take him back.

Time for a road trip.

All right, Mom.
See you at five.

It’s gonna be a tight visit.

We’re not here to visit.

This is a rescue mission.

It’s time to bring Wade home.

That was great.

It never works for me.

Hey, no kids allowed.

I guess we’ll have to find
another way in, but how?

[whistles]

[crashing]
[screaming]

[Wade]
Hey, hey, Danger Dude.

[screams]

Gunther, my grappling hook.

Uh, couldn’t we
just use disguises?

Oh, afternoon, sir.

Why, hello there.

What lovely weather
we’re having?

Tee-hee. Fresh.

[whistling]

Dudes!

Danger Dude, Wingman--

[gasps]
Mustache!

Good to see you, too, Wade.

What took you dudes so long?

Wait, didn’t you get my letter?

Wade, you sent it on a turtle.

I had a coupon.

Wow, look at this office.

How did you even get promoted?

I don’t know.

Something about my record high
Cheetah Chug sales.

Well, we’re here
to bust you out.

We doesn’t he just quit?

Quit?

No friend of mine just quits.

I’m gonna get you demoted

and back to your old job.

You’re gonna get me out

of this soul sucking pit
of corporate evil?

After everything
you’ve done for us,

of course, Wade.

Hey, is everything
okay in here?

Yup, nothing suspicious at all.

All right, as long
as there’s no kids.

That guard is gonna
be a problem.

Gunther, I need you
to perform a major duty.

But I just went this morning.

♪♪ [rim shot]

It came with the office.

Oh, I just love
a man in uniform.

Well, I just happen
to be wearing one.

[Wade]
Your briefcase, sir.

Wade, you’re fired.

Fired up and ready to succeed.

You’re so right.

We take ourselves
to seriously around here.

Promotion.

[groans]

This can’t be happening.

Tell me about it.

Time to step it up a notch.

Yes, let’s tear down
these corporate walls.

Promotion.

Elevators
are the devil’s stairs.

Promotion!

[screams]

Honey as a sugar substitute.

Promotion. Huzzah!

Okay, so we need
a new plan.

Don’t you get it, Kick?

I’m obviously destined
to succeed.

I’m just gonna sit here
and do nothing.

He’ll probably even
promote me for that.

That’s it.

Trying to get you demoted
gets you promoted.

So trying to get you promoted
will get you demoted.

I only got about half of that,

but, yeah, I’m totally up
for, you know,

whatever it is you just said.

Then let’s get to work.

Actual work.

Dang.

In closing,
that is how I plan

on boosting productivity

here at the Food-N-Fix.

[giggles]

Oops.
Hey!

[cheetah growls]

[cheetah growls]

[phone rings]

[speaking gibberish]

[phones ringing]

I don’t believe this.

Productivity is literally
through the roof.

And it’s all
thanks to you, Wade.

Promotions abound!

This is crazy.

I put Cheetah Chug
in the water supply,

fish in your briefcase,

and I literally blew the roof
off of your building.

What else do I got to do
to get Wade demoted?

You did all that?

I was trying to get Wade
his old job back.

He misses the Food-N-Fix.

And, well, we miss
having him there.

I admire your passion, son.

Reminds me of me
when I was small.

Wore a helmet
and didn’t have a nose.

And as for you,

well, you’ve given us
all so much, Wade.

[bird caws]

Wade, it looks like
you’re due for

a big demotion!

Finally.

[both]
Smell you later.

[farts]

Come on, Wade,
to the Food-N-Fix.

You think they’ll
let me keep that drum kit?

Got’cha.

Oh, you animal.

Why, I never--

[whistles]

[Kick]
Good to have you back, Wade.

Well, it’s good to be back,
Double D.

You know, my time at corporate
has shaped me.

I’m a new man.

It’s gonna be some
big changes around here.

Okay, end of changes.

[exhales]

Look at what I just got in.

Choco Fizzies.

I wonder what happens
when you combine them

with Cheetah Chug XE.

[liquid pours]

[cheetah growls]

[Wade]
Hey, anybody seen my spleen?

You’re right.

We move way to fast
around here.

Promotion!

[groans]

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