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♪♪ [theme]
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick, kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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[crash]
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[vocalizing]
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[groaning]
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[gulps]
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Okay. What next, Kick?
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Go set up the target,
and I’ll get the fuel.
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Right.
Woo-hoo!
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[bell dings]
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[straining]
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Hey, short stuff,
you look like you
need a little help.
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Such a cute little boy.
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[clears throat]
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Hi, can I be--
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Hello. Hello.
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Oh, there you are.
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[laughing]
Just the soda.
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Well, that’s a pretty big soda
for a shrimp like you.
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Nobody calls me shrimp.
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Okay, okay.
[register dings]
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[shuddering]
Sheesh.
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Sensitive, aren’t you?
[doorbell dings]
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I tell you, Gunther,
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all my life
I’ve been called shrimp.
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But one day soon,
that’s all gonna change.
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My gosh, is that
your baby brother?
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No! Shh!
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Ixnay on the aby-bay.
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He’s so cute.
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You want cute?
I’ll give you cute.
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[cat yowls]
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How’s that for cute?
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That was big, Kick.
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Do you want me
to set them up again?
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We’re gonna need
more soda.
[horn honking]
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[horn blaring]
[cat yowls]
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♪♪ [electro]
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[Eastern European accent]
Hello.
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I am Rowdy Remington.
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You, boy in helmet,
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you just exactly
what I am looking for.
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I am needing half-way
entertainment
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for my newest purchase,
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the Mellowbrook
arena footballing club.
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Halftime show, huh?
What do you got in mind?
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You. You are going to be big.
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Big? Big?
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I’m gonna be big.
[engine revving]
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[crowd cheering]
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[cheering]
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Hey! Oy! Hello.
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Something is wrong
with your friend.
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He’s in the zone.
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Where do I sign?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
let me take a look at that?
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"Res ipsa loquitor,
habeus corpus,
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ad infinitum."
You’re good.
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♪♪ [marching drums]
[crows cawing]
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[whistle blows]
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[buzzer]
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[cheering]
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Rowdy, babe.
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The dressing rooms? Fab.
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But I’m gonna need you
to replace those grapes
with pineapples.
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Kick only eats fruit
with spikes.
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Yes, yes, I will take care.
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Where is this Kick anyhow?
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Somebody say my name?
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You ready?
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We just need to iron out
one last detail.
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Did you want Kick to do
the triple-gainer kick-twist
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or the full 720
half-caf grindout?
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Ha ha ha!
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You guys, you crazies.
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Perfect!
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What is this?
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It’s your shrimp costume.
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I tell you, he exactly
what I am looking for.
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See? He only person
in Mellowingbrook
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who is small enough
for shrimp outfit.
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[girls giggling]
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Oh, I don’t think so.
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He’s smaller
than my daughter.
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Look at that tiny guy.
He’s adorable.
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[overlapping chatter]
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Oh, he’s so cute.
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I’m not cute!
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[panting]
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And I ain’t no shrimp.
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I’m out of here.
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Hey! Where you are going?
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We have contract
for big halftime show, bro.
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[sighs]
Fine.
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See you at halftime.
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Kick, what are you gonna do?
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He wants big,
I’ll give him big.
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♪♪ [rock]
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[whistle blows]
[buzzer]
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[crowd murmuring]
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Oh, boy! Halftime show
is about to start.
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Shrimp Boy is going to be big!
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Ladies, gentlemen,
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and fellow
Garlic Prawns fanatics,
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you deserve only the finest
in arena football shows.
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So I’m pleased
to present to you
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Kick Buttowski!
[crowd cheers]
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Oh, boy!
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And Kickasaurus Rex!
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Kickasaurus what?
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[engine revving]
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[men screaming]
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Now this is a halftime show.
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[cheering]
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Where did those
cars coming from?
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I...found ’em.
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[alarm chirps]
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[screams]
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Stop!
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Peoples come
to see Shrimp Boy!
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Not today.
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[engine powering down]
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Awesome.
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[electricity crackling]
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Aw, man.
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What?
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[roaring]
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It’s controlling itself.
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[snarling]
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Hey, Kick,
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if you’re there,
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then who’s driving Rex?
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That’s my car!
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Aw! Come on!
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It seems the scoreboard has
given Rex a mind of his own.
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[roaring]
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[screaming]
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[roaring]
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[siren blaring]
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[screaming]
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[whistle blows]
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Hey, bro, what are you
going to do about this?
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I’m gonna stop it,
free of charge.
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Gunther!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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[roaring]
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[crowd screaming]
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Oh, no!
Looking at my arena!
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Lawsuits a plenty.
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Oh,
mamishka.
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[roaring]
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Huh?
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[shouting]
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[shouting continues]
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What are we gonna do?
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You create a distraction.
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I’ll shut him down.
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[shouting]
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[whimpering]
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Hey, Rex!
♪♪ [dance]
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Your mother’s
a station wagon.
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[engine revving]
[roars]
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I think I got
his attention, Kick.
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Now what?
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Hey, rust bucket,
over here.
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[roars]
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[screaming]
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Aah!
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[stomping]
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Yes!
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Boo!
Boo!
Boo!
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Hey! I want my 12.50 back!
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This looks bad, Kick.
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We gotta do something fast.
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You’re right, Gunther.
I gotta do something.
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Something big.
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Boo!
Boo!
That was really scary.
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[crowd cheering]
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[whistles]
Yeah!
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See! I telled you.
Shrimp Boy is big.
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[cheering continues]
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♪♪ [rock]
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[whooshing]
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Note to self:
adjust angle on ramp.
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[birds squawk]
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[clang]
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Note to self:
land on softer trash.
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[flies buzzing]
[sniffs]
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Mom! Dad! Hurry!
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It’s almost lunchtime!
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’Sup, Bjorgen?
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[speaking fake Swedish]
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Tell me about it.
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Oh, I don’t need a menu.
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I’m gonna have the usual.
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Bring it on.
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[clears throat]
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One Nordic stew!
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Ahh...
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[howls]
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Best Nordic stew in town.
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Glad I beat the lunch rush.
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This is the lunch rush.
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No customers, no money,
no business.
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[sobbing]
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[blows nose]
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Baah!
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All this work for nothing!
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What do you mean?
You’ve got the best
food in town.
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Magnus, I’m afraid
the time has come.
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The time? What time?
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[shouts]
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Time to close restaurant.
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Feel shame.
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Move back to old country
like coward.
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What?
What?
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Leave Mellowbrook?
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Leave Kick?
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What will I do
without my best friend?
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Are you sure this is safe?
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Oh, yeah.
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We do this all the time
where I’m from.
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Aah!
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00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:09,673
What would life be like
without my best friend?
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Is the landing pad ready,
Gunther?
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Don’t worry, Kick.
I’ll catch you.
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I’m sure glad
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we are friends--
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we are friends.
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[sobbing]
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[all sobbing]
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Hang on. I’m not
losing my best friend.
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[sniffs, slurps]
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And I’m not losing
my favorite restaurant.
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And Gunther’s not doing stunts
with some Dutch kid.
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It’s too late!
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We leave in just
two wolf moons!
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I don’t know
what a wolf moon is,
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but I’m gonna fix this.
But how?
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I don’t know.
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[engine revving]
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00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:03,670
[birds twittering]
256
00:14:05,125 --> 00:14:06,285
[doorbell chimes]
I got it!
257
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,080
Now I know.
258
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,883
People these days,
259
00:14:11,875 --> 00:14:13,955
they want more from their
restaurants than just food.
260
00:14:13,959 --> 00:14:15,209
They want a theme.
261
00:14:15,208 --> 00:14:16,378
A theme?
262
00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:17,825
♪♪ [disco]
263
00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:24,245
How we find theme
264
00:14:24,250 --> 00:14:26,790
when all we have
is war mace,
265
00:14:26,792 --> 00:14:28,632
rubber torch,
266
00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:29,995
chain mail,
267
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,170
and battle axe?
268
00:14:32,166 --> 00:14:34,876
Exactly.
People want awesome.
269
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:38,375
And what could be more
awesome than Vikings?
270
00:14:38,375 --> 00:14:39,625
Darn.
271
00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:40,915
They want you guys.
272
00:14:40,917 --> 00:14:43,077
and all the cool things
that go along
273
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,713
with your
barbaric heritage.
274
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,169
[shouts]
275
00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:48,166
Did he just call us
barbarians?
276
00:14:48,166 --> 00:14:50,826
Oh, let us hear
the boy out, Magnus.
277
00:14:50,834 --> 00:14:53,834
Trust me, this idea
is gonna kick Buttowski.
278
00:14:53,834 --> 00:14:56,004
♪♪[ rock]
279
00:15:13,375 --> 00:15:15,455
Today is a great day,
280
00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:16,998
for they will say
that this is the day
281
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,330
people came in great numbers
to eat at the BattleSnax.
282
00:15:22,709 --> 00:15:24,629
[cheering]
283
00:15:29,834 --> 00:15:33,544
[ticking]
284
00:15:33,542 --> 00:15:34,752
[dings]
285
00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:36,130
Finally! A customer!
286
00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:37,575
[moo]
Howdy.
287
00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:39,713
This old heifer’s
mighty hungry.
288
00:15:39,709 --> 00:15:41,129
Is this here CattleSnax?
289
00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:42,375
[all sigh]
290
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:43,375
Two doors down.
291
00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:45,995
[ticking]
292
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,000
[dings]
293
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,540
A customer!
294
00:15:48,542 --> 00:15:51,962
Is this where I can buy
some straddle slacks?
295
00:15:51,959 --> 00:15:53,709
[all sigh]
Four doors down.
296
00:15:53,709 --> 00:15:55,379
[dings]
297
00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:58,035
Is this the bank?
298
00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,251
[shouts]
299
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,290
Aah!
300
00:16:01,417 --> 00:16:03,077
I don’t think
this is working, Kick.
301
00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:05,133
Maybe a theme
isn’t quite enough.
302
00:16:05,125 --> 00:16:06,955
Maybe they want more.
303
00:16:06,959 --> 00:16:09,169
Maybe they want entertainment.
304
00:16:11,792 --> 00:16:13,542
In ancient days,
305
00:16:13,542 --> 00:16:15,792
when warriors craved
the delicious,
306
00:16:15,792 --> 00:16:18,292
nutritious nourishment
at reasonable prices,
307
00:16:18,291 --> 00:16:21,461
they first did battle.
308
00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:23,038
♪♪ [bagpipes]
309
00:16:23,041 --> 00:16:25,081
Dinner theater!
So classy!
310
00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:27,253
[both shouting]
311
00:16:31,041 --> 00:16:32,461
[metal sounds]
[clicking]
312
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:33,248
[grunting]
313
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,625
[clatter]
[roars]
314
00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:43,625
Aah!
315
00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:51,462
[groaning]
316
00:16:57,792 --> 00:16:59,502
[blows raspberry]
[bell dings]
317
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:01,130
What a cute little restaurant.
318
00:17:01,125 --> 00:17:02,415
[raspberry]
319
00:17:02,417 --> 00:17:04,037
[groaning]
320
00:17:04,041 --> 00:17:05,211
Aah!
321
00:17:05,208 --> 00:17:07,918
[moaning]
322
00:17:07,917 --> 00:17:08,917
[gasps]
323
00:17:08,917 --> 00:17:10,207
Enjoy your meal.
324
00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:14,213
I think I’m gonna be sick.
325
00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:15,668
I don’t understand.
326
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:17,457
We did everything you said.
327
00:17:17,458 --> 00:17:19,078
Back to the old country.
328
00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:21,633
Where you really do have
to fight for every meal.
329
00:17:24,375 --> 00:17:26,205
[bears snarling]
330
00:17:28,875 --> 00:17:31,415
If only BattleSnax
could have drawn a crowd.
331
00:17:33,417 --> 00:17:36,167
Here. Something
to remember me by.
332
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:39,630
I’m sorry, Gunther.
333
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:40,745
I’m sorry, everyone.
334
00:17:42,834 --> 00:17:44,714
I give up.
335
00:17:44,709 --> 00:17:48,249
[speaking fake Swedish]
336
00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:50,130
...Kick Buttowski.
337
00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:53,423
You’re right.
338
00:17:53,417 --> 00:17:55,417
I am Kick Buttowski.
339
00:17:55,417 --> 00:17:58,037
And Kick Buttowski
never quits.
340
00:17:58,041 --> 00:17:59,671
[Women]
♪ Never quits, never quits ♪
341
00:17:59,667 --> 00:18:01,167
Back to the restaurant,
everyone.
342
00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:03,166
BattleSnax needs a crowd,
343
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:05,326
and drawing a crowd
is what I do best.
344
00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:06,633
But how?
345
00:18:06,625 --> 00:18:09,455
I don’t know.
346
00:18:09,458 --> 00:18:10,918
[engine revving]
Now I know.
347
00:18:10,917 --> 00:18:12,247
[video game beeping]
348
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:13,500
[coin clatters]
349
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:18,040
[Woman]
Oh! My hair!
350
00:18:20,375 --> 00:18:21,915
Come and get it.
351
00:18:21,917 --> 00:18:24,707
[barking]
Aah!
352
00:18:31,583 --> 00:18:32,713
[crowd screaming]
353
00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:36,326
[whistle blows]
354
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:47,746
[whistle blows]
355
00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:49,170
Oh, yeah! Touchdown!
356
00:18:49,166 --> 00:18:51,286
[grunting]
357
00:18:51,291 --> 00:18:52,421
That’s right. Uh-huh.
358
00:18:52,417 --> 00:18:54,207
Who’s Kick Buttowski?
359
00:18:54,208 --> 00:18:55,458
Come and get it, boys.
360
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:01,754
And if anyone has any reason
361
00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:03,540
that Michelle and Chris
should not be married,
362
00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:04,502
speak now, or--
363
00:19:05,917 --> 00:19:08,747
He took the bride!
After him!
364
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:12,420
Breathe in relaxation
and let go of all negativity.
365
00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:13,417
The peace--
366
00:19:15,125 --> 00:19:16,125
Get that Viking!
367
00:19:20,834 --> 00:19:21,964
[crowd screaming]
368
00:19:21,959 --> 00:19:23,579
[video game beeping]
369
00:19:32,834 --> 00:19:35,384
[horn honking]
370
00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:39,748
You promised a crowd.
371
00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:41,880
No time.
We need to move quickly.
372
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,165
Gunther, Bjorgen, the door.
373
00:19:45,959 --> 00:19:47,289
[crowd clamoring]
374
00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:48,751
[rumbling]
375
00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:50,290
Helga, Nordic stew.
376
00:19:50,291 --> 00:19:51,671
Magnus, fan.
377
00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:59,285
Hurry, Kick.
I can’t keep them
back much longer.
378
00:19:59,291 --> 00:20:00,541
[rumbling]
379
00:20:00,542 --> 00:20:01,792
Kick!
380
00:20:01,792 --> 00:20:03,042
Steady.
381
00:20:03,041 --> 00:20:05,081
[straining]
382
00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:05,923
Wait for it.
383
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:14,753
Now! Fan.
384
00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:15,460
[Man]
Follow that kid!
385
00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:18,995
Mmm.
[sighs]
386
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,630
[all] Mmm...
387
00:20:21,625 --> 00:20:23,575
[bodies thudding]
388
00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:27,383
Wow, this is good.
Delicious.
389
00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:29,325
2, 4, 6, 8!
390
00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:31,383
BattleSnax is super great!
391
00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:33,415
So unique.
392
00:20:33,417 --> 00:20:35,577
So Norse.
[slurps]
393
00:20:35,583 --> 00:20:38,923
Eating this Nordic stew
brings me such levels
of peace.
394
00:20:38,917 --> 00:20:41,877
I’m going to eat here for
breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
395
00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:43,995
I’ll never eat
anywhere else ever.
396
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,210
[both grunt]
397
00:20:45,208 --> 00:20:46,878
[register dings]
Great work, Kick!
398
00:20:46,875 --> 00:20:48,455
Looks like we don’t
have to move back
399
00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:50,328
to the old country after all.
400
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:51,383
I’m not done yet.
401
00:20:53,166 --> 00:20:56,536
Greetings,
diners of Mellowbrook!
402
00:20:56,542 --> 00:20:59,002
Today we saved BattleSnax!
403
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,580
[cheering]
404
00:21:00,583 --> 00:21:03,883
Now onward to Valhalla!
405
00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:05,325
[wood creaking]
Ah, biscuits.
406
00:21:11,375 --> 00:21:14,035
And now with
drive-thru service!
407
00:21:14,041 --> 00:21:16,381
[cheering]
408
00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:18,995
[speaking fake Swedish]
409
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,460
Thanks, Bjorgen.
I know just what you mean.
410
00:21:23,417 --> 00:21:24,577
♪♪ [accordion]
411
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,673
♪ No one will be friends ♪
412
00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:29,537
♪ With the little sad boy ♪
413
00:21:29,542 --> 00:21:31,502
[bears snarling]
414
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:33,670
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