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♪♪ [theme]
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick, kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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[crash]
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[engine revs]
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[tires screech]
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[grunts]
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[ground rumbles]
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[yelps]
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[both grunt]
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Aah!
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Where are we?
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We’re stuck.
What are we going to do?
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There’s no escape, no food,
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no offerings for death
when he comes for us.
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Aren’t those vultures?
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Hold me, Kick.
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I’m cold.
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This is it, Gunther.
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This is what we’ve
been looking for.
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It is?
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And with a little work,
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it’ll be the ultimate hangout.
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You were right, Kick.
It’s awesome.
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We got a wall of fame.
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A workout room
that I will never use.
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An entertainment center.
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It’s pretty much the greatest
hangout spot on Earth.
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Still missing one thing.
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Are you sure this is
the best way to do this?
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Oh, yeah.
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[Gunther howls]
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[howling continues]
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[howling continues]
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Blaah.
Hey, look!
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It’s the dillweed brothers’
delivery service.
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Thanks for
the housewarming
present, losers.
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Yeah! Get your shoes
off of our couch!
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This is our couch.
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Oh, yeah?
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[snap]
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That’s our hangout.
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Not anymore.
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This is our place now.
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And I don’t like the way
this guy’s looking at me.
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[gasps]
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Get out of our hangout.
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Or what?
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Aah!
Aah!
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[scuffling sounds]
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[laughing]
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This isn’t over, Brad.
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You haven’t seen the last
of Kick Buttowski.
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[thunder rumbles]
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Best hangout ever!
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[Gunther]
How are we gonna get
our hangout back, Kick?
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Ooo, lingonberries.
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[burp]
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[fart]
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[burp]
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[fart]
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[burp, fart]
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Gunther.
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Sorry.
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No, do that again.
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What? This?
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[burp, fart]
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Oh, that?
It happens any time
I eat lingonberries.
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It runs in the family
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[burp]
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[fart]
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[fart]
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Sneak attack.
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No. They know we’re coming.
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All part of the plan.
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Gunther, Brad’s gone.
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We’ve got
our hangout back.
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In your dreams, dillweed.
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I don’t know what this is,
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but since you have it,
I want it.
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Whatever you do,
don’t open that.
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Quiet!
I’m doing stuff over here.
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[fart explodes]
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[Horace]
It burns!
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[Brad]
Oh, no!
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What could possibly make
such a terrible stench?
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Aah!
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Fall back! Fall back!
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It’s ours
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Come on, Gunther,
there’s no time to rest.
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Why not?
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They’re gone,
and the hangout is ours.
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You said it yourself,
remember?
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It’s ours.
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So I did.
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But they’ll be back.
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And we’ll be ready.
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We will?
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[thunder crashes]
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[rustling]
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Mama.
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[gurgling]
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Freeze.
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The game’s up.
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Oh, yeah?
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Gunther!
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I’m sorry, Kick.
They overpowered me.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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I surrender.
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Let him go.
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Put the balloon down,
or the Gunther gets it.
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Don’t do it, Kick!
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Zip it.
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That’s right, dillweed.
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Now, get out of our hangout,
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or else.
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Not without not my Gunther.
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[scuffling sounds]
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Stay alive, Gunther.
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No matter what happens,
I will find you.
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Keep your eyes open,
lame brain.
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You keep your eyes open,
lamer brain.
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[yelps]
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Hey, I found something.
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It looks like a jumpsuit.
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Horace?
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Horace!
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[snaps]
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Slow down. You’re going
to make them too smooth.
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I don’t know how
to please you anymore.
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Just do it right.
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I’ll take my Gunther back now
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and our hangout.
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Horace! Pantsy!
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Looks like your boys
are going to miss the party.
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Time to kick some Buttowski.
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You want him?
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Come and get him.
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Gunther, go, go, go.
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[whooping]
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Victory is--
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I guess they didn’t teach you
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how to tie knots
in loser school.
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Ha ha! Good one.
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Get him!
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[boys laugh]
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I don’t know, Kick.
Maybe we should just give up.
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No.
I will never give up.
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Not while Brad
is down there.
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Today we fight for honor,
for duty, for a hangout.
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My butt is wet.
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Aw, come on, Brad.
Let’s just leave.
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Yeah. Boring.
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I know. This place stinks,
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but I’m not gonna
let him have it.
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Not on my watch.
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[horn blares]
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There they are.
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This is your last chance.
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Leave our hangout, or--
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Face the ancient wrath
of my people!
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Gunther, horns don’t win wars.
Awesome wins wars.
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No, Kick,
you don’t understand.
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This horn--
[grunts]
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No!
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Pantsy, cover the flank.
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[yells]
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Look out, Horace!
He’s in the slop!
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[panting]
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[grunts]
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[shouts]
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[mimics machine gun fire]
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[mimics machine gun fire]
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[guns cock]
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They’re reloading.
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Now!
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[roars]
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[all laugh]
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[cheetah growl]
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[rubber stretches]
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[grunts]
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Medic!
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Gunther!
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[growls]
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Any last words
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before you eat knuckle,
dillweed?
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The horn, Kick, the horn!
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The horn.
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[horn blares]
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Ha ha ha ha!
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[heavy thuds approach]
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[battle cry]
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[all yell]
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[screaming]
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Retreat!
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We give up.
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You can have it.
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Well, we got our hangout back,
thanks to your war horn.
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Oh, it’s not a war horn.
It’s a dinner horn.
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My family will come
from all ends of the earth
if there’s food.
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Oh, well,
what’s everyone eating?
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Lingonberry pie.
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[loud burp]
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[fart]
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[birds sing]
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[cat yowls]
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Awesome.
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Son, we need to talk.
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We’re all concerned
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your stunts may
have gotten a little
out of control.
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Only a little?
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[screams]
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[scanner beeps]
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[grunts]
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[whimpers]
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Aah!
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And that was just
this morning, son.
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Kick, your mother and I
have made a difficult decision.
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[Man]
Attention!
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Kick, this is Colonel Payroll.
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He runs the Haverbrook
Reform School For Boys.
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Wait. You’re sending me to--
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Military School!
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Whose lame idea was that?
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Hope you like crew cuts,
loser.
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You’re dangerous, Buttowski.
You’re out of control.
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A loose cannon.
You’ve got no discipline,
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no way to control
your habit for stunts.
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A habit is something
you can’t control,
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like when Gunther cuts one.
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[fart]
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Couldn’t stop if I wanted,
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and I don’t.
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00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:15,080
I can quit stunts anytime.
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You couldn’t even go
one hour without doing
some stupid stunt.
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Oh, really?
I’ll do better than that.
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I’ll go 24 hours
without any stunts.
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That’ll prove
it’s not a habit.
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And we forget all about
sending me to reform school.
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Huh, that seems fair.
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What?
Oh, come on!
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Now, now.
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If Kick says he can do it,
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well, then Harold and I
believe him.
256
00:13:35,834 --> 00:13:37,674
Sounds like we
have a deal.
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But if you do so much
as one little stunt,
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you’re going to be signed up
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for a full year of discipline,
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regimentation,
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and crew cuts!
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Deal.
If anybody needs me,
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I’ll be in my room--
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in control,
not doing stunts.
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[clears throat]
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Starting now.
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Okay. 24 hours begins...
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now.
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[bell tolls]
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Eight minutes, and you’re
doing so awesome, Kick.
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Kick?
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[moaning]
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Maybe I can’t do this, Gunther.
Maybe it’s too much temptation.
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Maybe?
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Get rid of it, Gunther,
all of it.
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Now!
277
00:14:32,542 --> 00:14:36,672
Once you fail, I’m going turn
your room into Muscle Beach.
278
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,917
It’s gonna be perfect.
279
00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:42,793
[yawns]
280
00:14:42,792 --> 00:14:45,502
So strong.
So handsome.
281
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,750
So Brad.
282
00:14:47,750 --> 00:14:50,790
Must be the Spandex.
283
00:14:50,792 --> 00:14:52,042
[kissing sounds]
284
00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:54,171
No way.
Kick will never crack.
285
00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:55,996
He’s too strong.
He’s too focused.
286
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:56,670
[rummaging]
He’s--
287
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,380
[gasps]
No! Bad Kick!
288
00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:03,915
No!
289
00:15:03,917 --> 00:15:04,827
[growling]
290
00:15:07,625 --> 00:15:08,875
[snarls]
291
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,625
Hand it over.
292
00:15:10,625 --> 00:15:13,495
[groans]
293
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:14,750
All of it.
294
00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:16,420
[whistles]
295
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:20,375
[bell tolls]
296
00:15:20,375 --> 00:15:23,825
Well, this
ought to keep you
out of trouble.
297
00:15:23,834 --> 00:15:27,174
Nothing’s getting in.
Nothing’s getting out.
298
00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:28,956
Now we just wait it out,
299
00:15:28,959 --> 00:15:31,169
and I can still enjoy the view.
300
00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:34,076
Maybe we ought to keep you
away from the edge.
301
00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:36,503
What’s the matter?
Still think I’m out of control?
302
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,460
No way, Kick. I was
just thinking why tempt--
303
00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:39,788
[ropes groan]
Kick!
304
00:15:39,792 --> 00:15:40,962
Stop! Don’t do it!
305
00:15:40,959 --> 00:15:42,579
[giggles]
306
00:15:46,542 --> 00:15:47,792
The adrenaline feels so good!
307
00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:50,705
You’re all mine now, Buttowski.
308
00:15:50,709 --> 00:15:52,249
Hope you like crew cuts.
309
00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:55,170
No!
310
00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:57,826
Quick. Get me out of here.
311
00:15:57,834 --> 00:15:58,834
Perfect.
312
00:16:01,709 --> 00:16:03,749
[bells tolls]
313
00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:07,040
[Gunther]
My parents use this to get me
to stop smelling my fingers.
314
00:16:07,041 --> 00:16:09,631
It’s not my fault
they smell delicious.
315
00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:11,495
[sniffs]
316
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,210
[groans]
317
00:16:13,208 --> 00:16:14,328
Test it.
318
00:16:17,208 --> 00:16:18,918
[electricity snaps]
319
00:16:18,917 --> 00:16:20,377
Good work, Gunther.
320
00:16:20,375 --> 00:16:21,575
With this thing,
I’ll definitely be able
321
00:16:21,583 --> 00:16:22,713
to stay away from stunts.
322
00:16:22,709 --> 00:16:24,039
[Brad]
You surprise me, dillweed.
323
00:16:24,041 --> 00:16:25,831
I thought you would
have cracked by now.
324
00:16:25,834 --> 00:16:27,754
Cracking is for the weak.
325
00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:30,330
Or maybe you just haven’t
been tempted enough.
326
00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:31,423
Reeh!
327
00:16:31,417 --> 00:16:32,997
Is that a--
328
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,460
A nitro-burning
"hyper-septubulous" skate?
329
00:16:35,458 --> 00:16:36,458
Yes.
330
00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:37,918
Yes, it is.
331
00:16:37,917 --> 00:16:41,167
Not going to work, Brad.
I’m still in control.
332
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:43,916
That’s too bad, because
the Department of Public Works
333
00:16:43,917 --> 00:16:46,667
has left this perfectly good
sinkhole unattended.
334
00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:50,037
Can’t hold out much longer.
335
00:16:50,041 --> 00:16:51,331
Kick, you got to resist,
336
00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:53,293
or they’re going to send you
to reform school
337
00:16:53,291 --> 00:16:55,131
and we’ll never get
to hang out again.
338
00:16:55,125 --> 00:16:58,165
You can’t resist.
Feel the adrenaline.
339
00:16:58,166 --> 00:17:00,286
Sweet, sweet adrenaline.
340
00:17:00,291 --> 00:17:01,381
No adrenaline, Kick!
341
00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:02,415
No!
342
00:17:02,417 --> 00:17:04,167
You know you want to.
343
00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:05,996
Must resist.
344
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,210
[struggles]
345
00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:11,745
Rats.
346
00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:14,380
You’re gonna have to do
better than that.
347
00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:16,035
[sizzles]
348
00:17:16,041 --> 00:17:17,381
Come on.
349
00:17:17,375 --> 00:17:19,075
The kid’s getting close.
350
00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:21,003
Look at the time.
He’s almost halfway there.
351
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,170
You promised us.
352
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,286
You said you would
handle this, Brad.
353
00:17:24,291 --> 00:17:25,291
Don’t worry.
354
00:17:25,291 --> 00:17:27,291
I got one more trick
up my sleeve.
355
00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:30,463
[panting]
Finally.
356
00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:34,078
No Brad, no stunts,
no nothing. We’re safe.
357
00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:35,423
Kick,
358
00:17:35,417 --> 00:17:37,327
why are you looking
at me like that.
359
00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:38,543
Like what, Blue?
360
00:17:38,542 --> 00:17:39,542
What did you call me?
361
00:17:42,208 --> 00:17:43,748
Blue.
362
00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:47,708
I think it’s time
to get some help.
363
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:54,580
Must not do stunts.
364
00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:57,923
Need help coming down.
365
00:17:57,917 --> 00:18:00,077
Worry not because I’m gonna
teach you...
366
00:18:02,125 --> 00:18:03,665
Lesson 1--
367
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:06,377
let nature be your ride.
368
00:18:06,375 --> 00:18:09,325
Partake.
369
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:10,713
[both sniff]
370
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:13,880
Ah.
371
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,535
Lesson number 2--
372
00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:18,582
when some tries
to harsh your mellow,
373
00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:22,003
you just let it go
and roll like the dog.
374
00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:28,002
And now our final lesson,
375
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,960
and I can’t stress this enough.
376
00:18:30,959 --> 00:18:34,419
You got to know
when it’s time to kick back.
377
00:18:42,542 --> 00:18:44,712
[bell tolls]
378
00:18:44,709 --> 00:18:45,879
[bike bell rings]
379
00:18:52,709 --> 00:18:54,209
Well!
380
00:18:54,208 --> 00:18:55,748
If it isn’t Mr. Buttowski.
381
00:18:57,083 --> 00:18:58,463
I just happen to have
382
00:18:58,458 --> 00:19:00,668
these shiny new skates.
383
00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:02,287
Want to give them a try?
384
00:19:02,291 --> 00:19:04,331
Maybe later, chickadee.
385
00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:06,543
But right now
I’m just gonna let it go.
386
00:19:06,542 --> 00:19:08,292
and roll like the dog.
387
00:19:08,291 --> 00:19:09,421
[growls, whines]
388
00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:13,667
[tires screech]
Hey, Kick.
389
00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:17,210
You want to drag?
390
00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:18,788
Go on. You know you want to.
391
00:19:18,792 --> 00:19:19,792
[revs engine]
392
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:22,292
Thanks all the same.
393
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:23,331
[sniffs]
394
00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:24,793
Nature’s my ride.
395
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,750
Hey, dillweed.
396
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:31,330
You think you’ve got this
in the bag?
397
00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:33,793
You failed, Brad, as usual.
398
00:19:33,792 --> 00:19:36,172
I still have three minutes.
399
00:19:36,166 --> 00:19:38,536
What could you possibly
do in three minutes?
400
00:19:38,542 --> 00:19:39,882
[engine revs]
401
00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:41,245
Hey, Brad, where did you get
402
00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:43,790
this awesome
armored personnel carrier?
403
00:19:43,792 --> 00:19:46,922
Now where did I park my awesome
armored personnel carrier?
404
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:49,500
[ticking]
405
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,830
Must not weaken.
406
00:19:51,834 --> 00:19:53,084
Go on, Kick.
407
00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:54,133
Why don’t you
take a closer look?
408
00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:57,920
Can’t you just feel the power?
409
00:19:57,917 --> 00:19:59,667
I jammed
the accelerator open,
410
00:19:59,667 --> 00:20:02,827
so all you have to do
is just release
the parking brake.
411
00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:04,084
[laughs]
412
00:20:06,542 --> 00:20:08,382
Ha ha ha ha ha!
413
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,205
Don’t do it, Kick.
414
00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:11,748
It’s not worth it!
415
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:14,420
This is a pretty sweet truck.
It might be worth it.
416
00:20:14,417 --> 00:20:16,917
I’ve had just about
enough from you, Gunther.
417
00:20:16,917 --> 00:20:18,417
I’m not gonna let you
stand in the way
418
00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:20,457
of my ultimate
muscle beach hangout.
419
00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:23,208
I’m not about to let you
break up an awesome friendship!
420
00:20:23,208 --> 00:20:24,378
[engine revs]
421
00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:25,705
[tires screech]
422
00:20:25,709 --> 00:20:26,879
Yes.
No!
423
00:20:28,709 --> 00:20:30,829
Well, I better get
my biceps oiled up
424
00:20:30,834 --> 00:20:32,634
and invite the ladies over.
425
00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:34,415
Oh, Kick, no!
426
00:20:34,417 --> 00:20:37,207
[sobs]
427
00:20:37,208 --> 00:20:38,668
Why so glum, chum?
428
00:20:38,667 --> 00:20:39,707
Kick!
429
00:20:39,709 --> 00:20:42,169
[bell tolls]
430
00:20:42,166 --> 00:20:45,126
You did it, Kick.
How did you resist?
431
00:20:45,125 --> 00:20:48,745
Sometimes you got to know
when it’s time to kick back.
432
00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:50,380
That’s awesome.
433
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:51,625
We are so proud.
434
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,875
No reform school for you, son.
435
00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:55,415
No way.
He totally cheated.
436
00:20:55,417 --> 00:20:56,877
It took a lot of work
437
00:20:56,875 --> 00:20:59,205
to grab that truck
and soup it up and--
438
00:20:59,208 --> 00:21:01,128
Are you the one
who stole my vehicle?
439
00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:03,415
Uh, no, sir.
I just borrowed it
for a little bit.
440
00:21:03,417 --> 00:21:05,577
Better come with me, son.
You’re out of control.
441
00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:06,923
Bye, Brad.
442
00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:09,377
Hope you like crew cuts.
443
00:21:09,375 --> 00:21:12,285
Well, I’ve got some
unfinished business
to take care of.
444
00:21:18,792 --> 00:21:20,212
[cat yowls]
445
00:21:24,792 --> 00:21:27,462
[sniffs]
Ah, oh, yeah.
446
00:21:27,458 --> 00:21:29,378
[sniffs]
447
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:31,165
Mmm.
448
00:21:55,917 --> 00:21:58,127
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