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Kevin and Allison, together forever.
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Previously on
"Kevin Can [BLEEP] Himself."
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I killed him with oxycodone and
then made it look like an O.D.
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You'll have to wait till
I re-up Monday afternoon.
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- Thank you.
- Worcester PD.
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Everybody stay where you are.
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My friend was hauled off
in a pair of handcuffs,
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and my stash is in an
evidence bag somewhere.
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- Does that mean that you're...
- Dry, no pills.
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I may have a connection in Vermont.
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I think you should come with me.
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- Really?
- I need a car.
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- You can borrow Kevin's.
- We'll go together.
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Anything good? Are we rich?
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64 cents, 9 screws,
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and a tooth with a very large filling.
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Lemme see that.
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No, not mine.
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Nice tooth, though.
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I really thought the park
would have more good stuff.
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Hey, what do you say we try your yard
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after we have lunch, some
beers, a nap, and dinner?
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Neil, I love ya,
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but it's high time we abandon your
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get-rich-quick schemes in
favor of a get-wealthy-fast idea
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I recently had.
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Sounds way better. I'm listening.
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We're gonna open our own escape room.
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I've never heard of this thing,
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which immediately makes me hate it.
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An escape room is business idea, Dad.
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People pay good money to
be locked inside a room.
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Plus, we can do it right here.
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We already got a basement and a padlock.
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That's what they call "low overhead."
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Please don't lock anyone in my house.
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Babe, we are discussing
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business here, like titans of industry.
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You wouldn't understand.
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Kev, look at the first three letters
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of the word "titans."
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Kev. Kev. Kevin!
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- What, what, what?
- Where are the keys?
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What... What do you need the keys for?
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For the car.
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I'm taking Patty to the Beauty Expo.
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Pretty sure I mentioned
that to you last night.
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And then again this morning.
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I don't remember that,
and I remember everything.
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I must've forgotten to ask.
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Ah, God, how could I forget?
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I'm such an idiot.
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Here I was, gonna get
you guys a few handles of
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tequila from the duty-free
liquor store in New Hampshire.
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- Whoa.
- Hey, now.
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If you need the car, you need the car.
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Don't beat yourself up about it.
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The keys are with the wall spoons.
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Thanks, hon.
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Okay, we need to think of
a theme for our escape room.
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Last thing... I have a
corned beef in the oven, so...
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Yep, yep, and for advertising reasons,
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the theme should probably
rhyme with the word "room."
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I need you to take it out
in a few hours, okay?
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Okay, let's think.
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What do people want
desperately to escape from?
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Escape... tomb.
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Anybody hear me?
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Escape womb. Gotta get outta there.
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Ah. Too disgusting.
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Alexa, can you please set the timer for
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six hours from now?
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Six hours, starting now.
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Whoa, what'd you get it going for?
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The beef is in the oven.
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I'm leaving now. Please
don't burn down my house.
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Geez, babe, sure.
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Whoa, what do you need the keys for?
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I can't.
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I mean, Allison's cute and all,
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but sometimes I think
she thinks I'm an idiot.
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I tell ya, being married really is...
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I know that look.
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Stroke!
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Neil, you can't just
scream out "stroke."
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- Fine. Genius stroke!
- No...
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No, no, both of you, shut up.
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I've got our theme.
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Who wants to escape the most?
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Just, like, drop everything and go AWOL?
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- Priests.
- Shawshank.
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What?
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No, and no.
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There's a group of people who have it
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even worse... husbands.
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Boys, we're gonna make an Escape Groom.
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Escape Groom. Right?
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You get it, Neil?
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Nope.
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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One sec.
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Jesus, Allison, just come on in.
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Patty O'Connor?
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- Yeah.
- Hello again.
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Detective Tammy Ridgeway. Worcester PD.
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Uh, sorry. Have we...
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Not officially.
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I was at the pharmacy
bust a few days back.
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My partner took a statement from you.
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Oh, right. Yeah, uh, Detective Abraham.
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No. Just Bram. Bob Bram.
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Uh, that's... That's a cool name.
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I just have a few follow-up questions.
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You got a minute?
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Sure.
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Do you have any idea
what that bust was about?
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Well, you arrested a pharmacist,
so I assume... arson?
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Drug trafficking and money-laundering.
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That's... Geez, that's tough.
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Yeah.
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Guess he was supplying dealers locally.
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Did you, uh... did you
know him, the pharmacist?
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Yeah, we went to the same high school.
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He was a band geek who'd
aggressively make out
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with his girlfriend in yellow hall.
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And I'm not sure how helpful that is.
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Well, it could be helpful
since he's been filling
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your prescription for about a decade.
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Yeah, and the same guy's
owned the gas station
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at the corner my whole life.
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I mean I see him a lot more,
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and all I know about
him is that he hands me
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my cigarettes real well.
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"Memoirs of a Geisha."
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Any good?
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No idea. Haven't read it yet.
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Well, they made
a movie out of it, right?
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So how bad can it be?
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It's next on my list.
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You got a lot of books.
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Yeah, uh, hey, I just remembered,
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I-I'm running late for something.
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- Could we, um...
- Sure thing.
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Just in case, maybe wait a minute
before you go out of town.
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Okay?
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Yeah, you bet.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Whoa, I'm driving.
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It's my car.
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No, it's Kevin's car.
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And we're going four hours
to meet my guy with the drugs.
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Yeah, but the drugs are for me.
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They're for Jared.
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Jason.
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Like "Friday the 13th."
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No one's ever been scared
of a guy named Jared before.
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Okay.
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They're for Freddy Krueger...
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To get him off your back or whatever.
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You like slasher films, too?
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We're not bonding, okay?
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And you're not driving 'cause
you're like a tourist here,
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and tourists should
never be allowed to drive.
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Gimme those.
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Hope you have a strong bladder.
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I don't make stops.
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And we're off like a herd of turtles.
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I'm going 60.
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Fathead.
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Oh, look at his plates.
He's from North Dakota.
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That's exotic.
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Exotic?
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Well, it's far. Better than here.
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You think North Dakota's
better than Worcester?
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I mean, yeah, probably.
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What about you?
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Well, I have this theory.
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Everywhere's bad.
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North Dakota, Worcester, Florida...
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Nowhere's better than anywhere else.
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They're all just bad in their own way.
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Florida's humid.
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North Dakota probably has,
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I don't know, snakes or whatever.
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I bet France has its shit.
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- So everywhere's bad?
- Everywhere's bad.
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I don't know.
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I'd like to see different places.
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Maybe I should've been a trucker.
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Just me and Celine Dion's second CD,
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and I'd just stock up on beef jerky.
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You do not eat beef jerky.
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I would if I could ever go anywhere.
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My dad was a trucker back in the '80s.
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Wasn't exactly Walden on wheels, okay?
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It's just a bunch of guys
racing through traffic,
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dealing with some combination of drugs,
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diabetes, and slipped disks.
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The times my
dad was actually home,
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I wished he'd go back out on the road.
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Your mom want him home?
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No idea.
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She died when we were kids.
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Neil found her.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm so sorry.
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Settle down.
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It's not like you did it.
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Actually, I did.
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I wanted your trucker dad all to myself.
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That's funny.
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Kev, I... I got a
little business question.
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Yes, you can be the vice president of
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the Escape Groom's parent
company, Kevlndustries.
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That's... wow, that's very generous,
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and I formally accept,
but my question's about
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how we get actual customers.
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There's a lot of escape rooms out there.
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This escape room is gonna be better than
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all the others because ours has a twist.
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We are gonna offer $10,000
to any team that escapes.
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- Follow-up question.
- Yes.
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How?
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'Cause $10,000 is, like,
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$12,000 more than you have in the bank.
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That's where my top-secret
second twist comes into play...
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This room is inescapable.
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I-I get it, but I don't think Pete does,
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so maybe explain it so he understands.
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Our clues are so c... Our
clues are so complicated,
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they basically lead nowhere.
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So we just hide the
key somewhere random,
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and then when time's up, it's like,
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"Sorry, your book smarts
didn't help ya here."
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Pure "Good Will Hunting."
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"What about the apples?"
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You misquote that movie again,
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I'm taking away your
Massachusetts driver's license.
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Now, all we gotta do
is print out the fliers
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to pass out all over town.
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Except I don't know
how to work the printer.
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Or the computer.
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Luckily, I know someone
who's an expert at explaining
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simple tasks to me like I'm a toddler.
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Send it to voicemail.
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Won't he think we're up to something?
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If you don't pick up one time?
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Come on. It's fine.
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Jesus.
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How many times is he gonna call?
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I don't know.
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What, you always pick up?
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See? World didn't end.
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We're all still here.
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Keep an eye out for
Ardmore Lane, would ya?
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Why don't you just use your phone?
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And have this guy's address in there?
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Come on, Barbie.
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Who even is this guy?
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He's a guy a I know from
high school who still deals.
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Moved up here a few years ago.
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00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:17,431
Rick DiNunzio.
263
00:12:17,620 --> 00:12:20,627
Wait, we're buying
drugs from a DiNunzio?
264
00:12:21,759 --> 00:12:23,587
Thought I missed out
on my chance to do that
265
00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:24,787
in high school.
266
00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:27,127
Never indulged in that rite of passage.
267
00:12:27,152 --> 00:12:28,635
I'm shocked.
268
00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:31,751
Ah, but everyone got
their stuff from DiNunzio.
269
00:12:31,776 --> 00:12:33,759
Rick wasn't in my year, but one of them
270
00:12:33,784 --> 00:12:35,773
pissed in the pool and
got my swim meet canceled.
271
00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:38,192
Which one? Joey? Ronnie? Deena?
272
00:12:38,217 --> 00:12:40,822
- Davy.
- Ah. Davy.
273
00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:43,056
He loved to piss on things.
274
00:12:44,862 --> 00:12:47,212
Um, also, how did I not know we went to
275
00:12:47,237 --> 00:12:48,978
the same high school?
276
00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:52,220
Because up until 20 minutes
ago, I didn't know I liked you.
277
00:12:53,536 --> 00:12:55,627
After 10 years?
278
00:12:56,351 --> 00:12:58,377
What changed your mind?
279
00:12:59,095 --> 00:13:01,361
When you said you killed my mom.
280
00:13:21,881 --> 00:13:23,970
You sure you got the right address?
281
00:13:24,185 --> 00:13:25,927
Yep.
282
00:13:25,952 --> 00:13:29,684
I just didn't think a drug
den would be so Town & Country.
283
00:13:30,628 --> 00:13:33,370
Oh, okay, this makes more sense.
284
00:13:34,943 --> 00:13:36,335
No, no.
285
00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:38,856
Hands and feet inside
the tour bus at all times.
286
00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:02,189
He said to wait by the lawn mower.
287
00:14:07,697 --> 00:14:10,536
Oh, no. Come on.
288
00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:15,525
Patricia?
289
00:14:15,568 --> 00:14:18,153
Yeah. Who are you?
290
00:14:18,178 --> 00:14:20,878
I'm Jif, Rick's step-son.
291
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:22,339
Where's Rick?
292
00:14:22,364 --> 00:14:25,062
He's at work, but he said you'd be by.
293
00:14:25,087 --> 00:14:26,784
Come in.
294
00:14:35,097 --> 00:14:38,318
Wow. I like your room.
295
00:14:38,672 --> 00:14:43,031
Kind of Pinterest-rustic.
296
00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:48,667
Uh, Rick said that you
had some newspapers for...
297
00:14:48,692 --> 00:14:51,375
What? Trevor, turn that down.
298
00:14:52,344 --> 00:14:54,259
Rick said you had some newspapers.
299
00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:55,329
For $250?
300
00:14:55,354 --> 00:14:56,834
Right.
301
00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:09,125
What?
302
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:10,735
What the hell are these?
303
00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:11,935
Newspapers.
304
00:15:12,016 --> 00:15:14,427
No, we wanted Oxys, not cocaine.
305
00:15:14,452 --> 00:15:15,976
Well, then you should've
asked for magazines,
306
00:15:16,001 --> 00:15:17,437
not newspapers.
307
00:15:17,462 --> 00:15:20,329
We change up the names
sometimes for security reasons.
308
00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,559
Okay. Okay, well, uh,
309
00:15:22,584 --> 00:15:24,420
we would like some magazines, then.
310
00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:26,577
Sorry, Rick just traded
the last of our magazines
311
00:15:26,602 --> 00:15:28,604
for those newspapers you asked for.
312
00:15:28,629 --> 00:15:30,433
Come on. Are you kidding me?
313
00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:33,149
Okay, uh, well, we don't want this,
314
00:15:33,174 --> 00:15:35,692
and, uh, we would just
like our money back, please.
315
00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,716
Jesus Christ.
316
00:15:37,741 --> 00:15:41,745
Trevor, just walk it to the garbage can.
317
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:47,008
Yeah, uh, we don't really have
318
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,395
an exchange policy.
319
00:15:48,420 --> 00:15:50,972
I mean, you could always
try and trade the guy back,
320
00:15:50,997 --> 00:15:52,952
but he'll probably
just mark up the price.
321
00:15:52,977 --> 00:15:54,406
Who'd he give the Oxys to?
322
00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:55,606
No idea.
323
00:15:55,631 --> 00:15:57,434
I went with Rick.
324
00:15:57,997 --> 00:16:00,195
Buy me a 12-pack, and
I'll take you to the guy.
325
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:02,613
What? No. You're like 13 years old.
326
00:16:02,638 --> 00:16:04,872
- Six-pack?
- Done.
327
00:16:05,025 --> 00:16:07,158
Sure. Take Trevor.
328
00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:09,927
And I suggest you leave
this one at home next time.
329
00:16:09,952 --> 00:16:12,481
She's looking mighty custy.
330
00:16:13,371 --> 00:16:14,911
Custy?
331
00:16:14,936 --> 00:16:17,223
Like an obvious customer.
332
00:16:18,297 --> 00:16:20,309
I am a customer.
333
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,220
That's me.
334
00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:26,887
Jesus, Allison.
335
00:16:27,703 --> 00:16:29,705
Sorry.
336
00:16:30,897 --> 00:16:32,637
Declined.
337
00:16:34,677 --> 00:16:36,796
I don't understand why
she's not picking up.
338
00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:38,562
First she leaves me
hanging with the printer,
339
00:16:38,587 --> 00:16:41,155
and now I can't find
my lucky Bruins hat.
340
00:16:41,180 --> 00:16:42,653
How is this business venture
341
00:16:42,678 --> 00:16:45,278
supposed to work if I
can't find my lucky hat?
342
00:16:45,303 --> 00:16:48,349
Son, we don't need luck.
343
00:16:48,792 --> 00:16:50,723
Besides, some of these clues seem hard.
344
00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:51,841
They are pretty good.
345
00:16:51,866 --> 00:16:53,966
I mean, why does this
bus ticket go to numbers?
346
00:16:53,991 --> 00:16:57,245
Those are coordinates
to Kissimmee, Florida.
347
00:16:57,270 --> 00:17:00,142
It's where you'd hide out
while your would-be bride
348
00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:02,038
deals with returning
all the wedding gifts.
349
00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:04,466
Why Kissimmee, though?
350
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:08,605
Well, obviously, Kissimmee is
an anagram for "Me-me-I-kiss."
351
00:17:08,637 --> 00:17:12,491
So they have to kiss the mirror
352
00:17:12,516 --> 00:17:16,067
at the altar in order
to get the next clue.
353
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:19,560
How many more clues like this are there?
354
00:17:19,585 --> 00:17:21,473
A trail of 56.
355
00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:24,317
Each one less solvable than the last.
356
00:17:24,342 --> 00:17:28,172
And if they somehow manage
to get to the final clue,
357
00:17:28,197 --> 00:17:30,763
they have to find the
word "pipe" spelled out
358
00:17:30,803 --> 00:17:34,111
on four separate,
individual grains of rice.
359
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:37,727
Only then can they find the key.
360
00:17:38,695 --> 00:17:40,480
On the pipe.
361
00:17:41,931 --> 00:17:44,429
I've never been more proud of you, son.
362
00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:51,766
Oh, God, it smells good out here.
363
00:17:51,791 --> 00:17:53,271
Where is that kid?
364
00:17:53,456 --> 00:17:55,353
How do I know? I'm
out here, same as you.
365
00:17:57,359 --> 00:17:58,665
Jesus.
366
00:17:58,690 --> 00:18:00,797
He programmed it so it
always when he calls.
367
00:18:00,822 --> 00:18:02,360
I don't know how to undo it.
368
00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:04,625
You turn it off, that's how.
369
00:18:06,332 --> 00:18:07,742
Okay.
370
00:18:07,767 --> 00:18:09,992
Phone time's over. See?
371
00:18:11,744 --> 00:18:13,524
Great.
372
00:18:16,189 --> 00:18:19,192
Trevor said he'd be right
out. Now he's just being rude.
373
00:18:20,421 --> 00:18:22,815
This is how it works, okay?
374
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,494
The pill connect probably works inside,
375
00:18:24,519 --> 00:18:26,303
and Trevor will bring
him out on his next break.
376
00:18:26,328 --> 00:18:28,759
Stop being so custy.
377
00:18:28,784 --> 00:18:31,091
Come on. You didn't
know that word either.
378
00:18:33,485 --> 00:18:36,149
There he is. See?
379
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:41,102
So I guess that's his connect?
380
00:18:41,127 --> 00:18:43,303
Looks like they have a very professional
381
00:18:43,328 --> 00:18:45,112
business relationship.
382
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:46,313
Oh, I see.
383
00:18:46,338 --> 00:18:48,601
You're funny all the time now, huh?
384
00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:52,149
Who are you?
385
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:54,086
I'm Brittani.
386
00:18:55,577 --> 00:18:57,198
What's in the bag?
387
00:18:57,391 --> 00:18:59,086
Burgers.
388
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:01,813
It's a burger place.
389
00:19:02,289 --> 00:19:05,382
I just had to go pick
up my girl, you know,
390
00:19:05,407 --> 00:19:06,623
before we go get my beers.
391
00:19:06,648 --> 00:19:09,764
Look, I'm not new here, okay?
392
00:19:09,789 --> 00:19:12,020
You can't extort me
into being your taxi.
393
00:19:12,052 --> 00:19:14,751
Um, I kinda can.
394
00:19:14,776 --> 00:19:16,952
Unless you don't need any pills.
395
00:19:23,201 --> 00:19:25,766
These are basically mine.
396
00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:27,485
Um...
397
00:19:28,653 --> 00:19:30,961
That's good. Very crunchy.
398
00:19:31,624 --> 00:19:32,842
Good.
399
00:19:39,085 --> 00:19:40,806
Um, the fliers worked.
400
00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:42,563
There's like five people outside.
401
00:19:43,827 --> 00:19:45,394
Alright, it's go time.
402
00:19:45,419 --> 00:19:47,211
Everyone, we need to get into character.
403
00:19:47,236 --> 00:19:49,760
Dad, remember, you're the
kindly priest who signals
404
00:19:49,785 --> 00:19:52,633
with his eyes that the
groom should say, "I don't."
405
00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:55,256
Got it.
406
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:57,065
Neil, you're the emcee.
407
00:19:57,090 --> 00:19:59,789
The emcee? But I can't rap.
408
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,469
Last time I tried, I just
rhymed the word "snake"
409
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:06,227
with "snake" over and over
again until the guy unplugged
410
00:20:06,252 --> 00:20:07,296
my microphone.
411
00:20:07,321 --> 00:20:11,042
No, no, no. You're the host,
like a strip-club deejay.
412
00:20:11,067 --> 00:20:12,633
Your job is to make
us comfortable without
413
00:20:12,658 --> 00:20:14,542
distracting from the main event.
414
00:20:14,567 --> 00:20:15,785
The butts and the boobs.
415
00:20:15,810 --> 00:20:17,167
Exactly.
416
00:20:17,192 --> 00:20:19,977
And finally, I'm gonna
go "UnderKever Boss"
417
00:20:20,002 --> 00:20:21,096
on these suckas.
418
00:20:21,121 --> 00:20:22,628
Oh.
419
00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:26,503
'Course, I know what you
mean, but Neil seems lost.
420
00:20:27,239 --> 00:20:29,197
I'm gonna pose as a customer.
421
00:20:29,222 --> 00:20:32,181
The others will quickly
identify my smarts and charisma
422
00:20:32,206 --> 00:20:34,773
and elect me as their leader
and ask me to supervise
423
00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:36,321
the escape mission.
424
00:20:36,346 --> 00:20:38,690
And then you subtly
guide them off-course.
425
00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:41,174
Even better, I play hard to get.
426
00:20:41,199 --> 00:20:44,410
"Who me? I couldn't
possibly solve these clues.
427
00:20:44,435 --> 00:20:46,838
Maybe that drip over
there should be in charge."
428
00:20:46,863 --> 00:20:49,614
You little tease.
429
00:20:49,639 --> 00:20:51,250
You can milk the clock all the way down
430
00:20:51,275 --> 00:20:52,494
to the buzzer that way.
431
00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:54,174
And I intend to.
432
00:20:54,199 --> 00:20:56,331
Get ready to be rich as hell, boys.
433
00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:57,748
Welcome.
434
00:20:57,773 --> 00:21:01,026
Please be sure all
phones are in the basket.
435
00:21:01,365 --> 00:21:05,151
There will be no cheating allowed.
436
00:21:05,176 --> 00:21:08,635
I will be locking the door behind you.
437
00:21:09,217 --> 00:21:12,573
Already left my phone in
the car, whoever you are.
438
00:21:12,598 --> 00:21:14,339
Nice.
439
00:21:14,769 --> 00:21:20,079
You have one hour to
escape and win $10,000.
440
00:21:20,104 --> 00:21:21,497
Where are the clues?
441
00:21:21,522 --> 00:21:25,526
God and the priest only knows.
442
00:21:26,731 --> 00:21:29,057
Hey, wow. Um, you two look alike.
443
00:21:29,082 --> 00:21:30,525
Don't they look like
they could be related?
444
00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:33,299
What? I'm way
better looking than him.
445
00:21:34,964 --> 00:21:38,792
My son, God does not like questions.
446
00:21:39,695 --> 00:21:41,349
And begin!
447
00:21:42,103 --> 00:21:44,234
Well, I-I guess we need
someone to take charge.
448
00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:46,348
Uh, how about you?
449
00:21:46,411 --> 00:21:48,369
Who me? I don't know if I should.
450
00:21:48,394 --> 00:21:49,699
Okay, then, I'll do it.
451
00:21:49,724 --> 00:21:50,725
What?
452
00:21:50,750 --> 00:21:51,917
I'll find out what the priest knows
453
00:21:51,942 --> 00:21:53,330
while you all go through the clues.
454
00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:54,557
That mirror.
455
00:21:54,582 --> 00:21:56,028
It looks important.
456
00:21:57,384 --> 00:21:58,690
Um...
457
00:21:58,715 --> 00:22:00,903
I think there are coordinates
on this bus ticket.
458
00:22:00,928 --> 00:22:02,174
I'm a pilot.
459
00:22:02,199 --> 00:22:04,518
Looks like that's Kissimmee, Florida.
460
00:22:05,015 --> 00:22:06,996
Must be some sort of anagram.
461
00:22:07,021 --> 00:22:09,471
Uh, Kissimmee... "Me Me I Kiss"?
462
00:22:11,131 --> 00:22:14,699
Ah, good ideas, all around.
463
00:22:33,543 --> 00:22:35,067
Oop, we're here.
464
00:22:35,092 --> 00:22:37,479
Damn, drive normal.
You have coke in the car.
465
00:22:37,504 --> 00:22:39,811
Nobody cares how I'm
driving. We're in Vermont.
466
00:22:39,836 --> 00:22:41,760
Live free or die, right?
467
00:22:41,785 --> 00:22:43,134
That's New Hampshire.
468
00:22:43,159 --> 00:22:44,713
- Same thing.
- Same thing.
469
00:22:45,753 --> 00:22:47,798
We're here?
470
00:22:47,823 --> 00:22:50,073
- We're in the middle of nowhere.
- Too bad.
471
00:22:50,098 --> 00:22:51,682
Now, where's this guy with the pills?
472
00:22:51,707 --> 00:22:53,434
I told you he's at the mall.
473
00:22:53,459 --> 00:22:56,510
Oh, yeah? Or am I just
your chauffeur to Hot Topic?
474
00:23:00,874 --> 00:23:04,008
Dude hangs out in a parking
lot by Centennial Woods.
475
00:23:04,227 --> 00:23:05,794
He goes by Red Rooster.
476
00:23:05,819 --> 00:23:08,188
- Come on.
- Green light.
477
00:23:08,213 --> 00:23:10,557
Shh. Keep going.
478
00:23:11,082 --> 00:23:13,062
His truck's usually parked out there.
479
00:23:13,087 --> 00:23:14,828
Do not get out of the car.
480
00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:17,203
You pull up, honk twice, and
he'll get in the back seat
481
00:23:17,228 --> 00:23:18,807
so you can do your business on the move.
482
00:23:18,832 --> 00:23:20,635
Thank you for being honest.
483
00:23:21,310 --> 00:23:22,985
That's the last stop on the bang bus.
484
00:23:23,010 --> 00:23:24,403
Now get out.
485
00:23:24,428 --> 00:23:26,387
- Are you serious?
- Yep.
486
00:23:26,412 --> 00:23:27,424
Bitch.
487
00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:28,815
That's right.
488
00:23:30,193 --> 00:23:32,108
Nice mouth.
489
00:23:34,113 --> 00:23:36,303
- Good luck, custies.
- Thank you.
490
00:23:37,737 --> 00:23:39,478
Really?
491
00:23:46,254 --> 00:23:49,098
Phyllis, I'm almost
done decoding the vows.
492
00:23:49,123 --> 00:23:50,522
Way to go, Asher!
493
00:23:50,547 --> 00:23:51,680
Yeah.
494
00:23:51,705 --> 00:23:54,669
Wait, guys, I found a grain
of rice with a letter on it.
495
00:23:54,694 --> 00:23:55,811
Ooh!
496
00:23:55,836 --> 00:23:57,323
At this rate, we'll have that
497
00:23:57,348 --> 00:23:59,350
10,000 bucks in no time.
498
00:23:59,375 --> 00:24:01,046
Hang on. Hang on.
499
00:24:01,071 --> 00:24:02,682
Let's back up for a second here.
500
00:24:02,707 --> 00:24:05,232
Tall guy wanted me to
be in charge at first,
501
00:24:05,257 --> 00:24:07,246
and there must've
been a reason for that.
502
00:24:07,271 --> 00:24:08,708
Not really. It was just sort of random.
503
00:24:08,733 --> 00:24:10,082
It wasn't random!
504
00:24:10,107 --> 00:24:11,718
It wasn't.
505
00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:15,472
You had an instinct, and I
think that we should honor that.
506
00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:17,518
Fair enough. Um, we got some extra time.
507
00:24:17,543 --> 00:24:19,849
So, uh, what's your suggestion?
508
00:24:19,874 --> 00:24:22,833
Right, like I'm just gonna
tell you my suggestion
509
00:24:22,858 --> 00:24:25,556
so you can repeat it back
louder and get credit for it
510
00:24:25,581 --> 00:24:27,397
like I do with Kelly's jokes at work?
511
00:24:27,422 --> 00:24:29,514
Nice try.
512
00:24:30,410 --> 00:24:33,544
I'll be strategizing with
each of you individually.
513
00:24:33,569 --> 00:24:35,411
Tall guy, you're up first. Come on.
514
00:24:37,370 --> 00:24:39,503
I guess you're a pretty
good leader after all.
515
00:24:39,528 --> 00:24:41,436
Looks like you just found the key!
516
00:24:41,461 --> 00:24:42,549
Hey!
517
00:24:42,574 --> 00:24:44,303
No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.
518
00:24:44,328 --> 00:24:45,460
This is a fake key.
519
00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:47,896
Look, ugh, you can just
snap it right in half.
520
00:24:51,831 --> 00:24:53,137
Oh, my God. Are you okay?
521
00:24:53,162 --> 00:24:54,729
It looks like your hand is bleeding.
522
00:24:54,754 --> 00:24:57,775
No, it's, uh... it's...
It's just jelly 'cause...
523
00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,968
'cause it's a candy
key with filling in it.
524
00:24:59,993 --> 00:25:03,513
See? The key is food.
525
00:25:14,017 --> 00:25:16,193
Ahh!
526
00:25:23,136 --> 00:25:25,764
I can't believe we're meeting
a guy named Red Rooster.
527
00:25:26,742 --> 00:25:29,116
Trevor seemed to know
what he was talking about.
528
00:25:29,949 --> 00:25:31,690
This place is creepy.
529
00:25:31,921 --> 00:25:33,575
It's a parking lot.
530
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,647
Yeah, well, you like slasher movies.
531
00:25:36,021 --> 00:25:39,068
Don't hang out in parking
garages or parking lots
532
00:25:39,093 --> 00:25:43,924
or help a guy move a
couch into his creepy van.
533
00:25:44,168 --> 00:25:46,649
Okay. Maybe you have a point.
534
00:26:06,264 --> 00:26:08,093
- Oh, God.
- It's fine.
535
00:26:09,263 --> 00:26:10,699
Oh, no, no, no, no.
536
00:26:10,724 --> 00:26:12,280
Don't talk.
537
00:26:12,305 --> 00:26:14,196
- I'm not gonna...
- Don't. Allison.
538
00:26:17,358 --> 00:26:18,780
Yeah?
539
00:26:20,030 --> 00:26:22,788
We're looking for... Red.
540
00:26:23,543 --> 00:26:26,264
Uh, Rooster?
541
00:26:27,235 --> 00:26:30,456
Okay. Good. Um...
542
00:26:35,845 --> 00:26:37,804
We're looking to trade.
543
00:26:37,829 --> 00:26:39,353
Oh.
544
00:26:41,643 --> 00:26:45,436
Okay. Let's go.
545
00:26:45,461 --> 00:26:47,289
Yeah.
546
00:26:48,377 --> 00:26:50,018
We can't get out of the car, remember?
547
00:26:50,043 --> 00:26:51,444
Right, change of plans.
548
00:26:51,469 --> 00:26:52,694
No, Trevor said we can't...
549
00:26:52,719 --> 00:26:54,577
Trevor is 13.
550
00:26:55,918 --> 00:26:59,008
There's no, like, right way
to do this shit, Allison.
551
00:26:59,139 --> 00:27:01,271
There's nothing right about any of it.
552
00:27:02,142 --> 00:27:04,666
And now they have our coke. So...
553
00:27:05,789 --> 00:27:07,355
I either go with them,
554
00:27:07,380 --> 00:27:09,513
or we go back
empty-handed to Worcester.
555
00:27:10,738 --> 00:27:12,990
- Lock the door.
- Well, be careful.
556
00:27:17,915 --> 00:27:20,004
Look, we could keep re-litigating
557
00:27:20,029 --> 00:27:23,076
my correct choice to eat
that fake food key, or...
558
00:27:25,992 --> 00:27:28,516
Or we could start looking for
559
00:27:28,541 --> 00:27:31,349
the real key and win that moolah.
560
00:27:31,374 --> 00:27:34,881
Okay? Alright, so who's with me?
561
00:27:38,196 --> 00:27:39,676
Maybe you should just let us all out.
562
00:27:39,701 --> 00:27:41,137
I think he needs a doctor.
563
00:27:42,210 --> 00:27:44,333
Hour's up! No one escaped!
564
00:27:44,358 --> 00:27:47,100
Oh! Oh, yeah! Whoo-hoo!
565
00:27:47,125 --> 00:27:48,178
It feels so good.
566
00:27:48,203 --> 00:27:49,951
He was in on it the whole time.
567
00:27:51,742 --> 00:27:54,324
"Good Will Hunting'd" all of ya.
568
00:27:54,349 --> 00:27:56,584
How do those apples feel?
569
00:27:56,609 --> 00:27:58,717
We all knew you were a part of it, okay?
570
00:27:58,742 --> 00:28:00,068
Can we just leave, please?
571
00:28:00,093 --> 00:28:02,177
Yeah, and you two are related, right?
572
00:28:02,202 --> 00:28:04,613
My son, that's strike two.
573
00:28:04,638 --> 00:28:05,858
You're out.
574
00:28:05,883 --> 00:28:08,443
This is honestly
getting really upsetting.
575
00:28:08,468 --> 00:28:10,881
Oh-ho-ho. Sore losers, much?
576
00:28:11,170 --> 00:28:14,040
Neil, will you please find the real key
577
00:28:14,065 --> 00:28:15,529
and slide it under the door.
578
00:28:15,554 --> 00:28:17,170
Sure thing. Where is it again?
579
00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:18,631
Uh, it's on my key ring.
580
00:28:18,656 --> 00:28:20,614
It says "Dilly Dilly" on it.
581
00:28:20,639 --> 00:28:22,646
Okay. I'm not seeing it.
582
00:28:22,671 --> 00:28:25,504
Hey, didn't Allison take
your keys this morning?
583
00:28:25,529 --> 00:28:26,662
Oh, Jesus.
584
00:28:26,687 --> 00:28:28,779
Don't sweat it, gang. I'll get you out.
585
00:28:28,819 --> 00:28:31,615
I may just sort of need
to chop the door down.
586
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:32,946
No, no, no, no, no, no.
587
00:28:32,971 --> 00:28:36,209
Allison got so mad at
us last time we did that.
588
00:28:36,234 --> 00:28:39,890
No, no, go get your power
drill and screw off the hinges.
589
00:28:39,915 --> 00:28:42,178
I loaned my drill to my cousin Terry.
590
00:28:42,203 --> 00:28:43,596
Oh, Terry still up in Grafton?
591
00:28:43,621 --> 00:28:45,888
Nah, they moved. Terry's in Shrewsbury.
592
00:28:45,913 --> 00:28:47,131
Yeah, yeah? How's he liking it?
593
00:28:47,156 --> 00:28:48,443
He loves it.
594
00:28:48,468 --> 00:28:50,045
They got a Buffalo Wild Wings there now.
595
00:28:50,070 --> 00:28:51,966
Ah, they got the best
commercials, don't they?
596
00:28:51,991 --> 00:28:53,383
Hello?
597
00:28:53,408 --> 00:28:55,410
What is happening?
598
00:28:55,435 --> 00:28:57,928
Oh, hey, hey, run up to Shrewsbury,
599
00:28:57,953 --> 00:28:59,190
come back, drill us out.
600
00:28:59,215 --> 00:29:00,564
You got it.
601
00:29:00,589 --> 00:29:01,764
How long will this take?
602
00:29:01,789 --> 00:29:02,920
Uh, 30 minutes.
603
00:29:04,562 --> 00:29:07,242
Alexa, stop!
604
00:29:07,614 --> 00:29:10,600
That was weird.
Wonder who set that.
605
00:29:22,538 --> 00:29:24,148
Uh...
606
00:29:28,588 --> 00:29:30,681
Oh, thank God.
607
00:29:38,935 --> 00:29:42,134
- Okay, so, don't freak out.
- Okay.
608
00:29:42,159 --> 00:29:43,334
I didn't get you the Oxys,
609
00:29:43,359 --> 00:29:46,492
but I did get you something else.
610
00:29:46,882 --> 00:29:49,240
Something I'd argue is far more useful.
611
00:29:49,265 --> 00:29:51,180
They gave you a gun? What the hell?
612
00:29:51,205 --> 00:29:52,634
- Shh.
- I need the pills.
613
00:29:52,659 --> 00:29:53,877
What am I gonna do with a gun?
614
00:29:53,902 --> 00:29:55,681
You're gonna protect
yourself, that's what.
615
00:29:55,706 --> 00:29:57,056
You don't have to worry
about Jason Voorhees
616
00:29:57,099 --> 00:29:58,181
shaking you down anymore.
617
00:29:58,206 --> 00:29:59,853
Just point this at him,
and he'll leave you alone.
618
00:29:59,878 --> 00:30:01,127
Just point it at him?
619
00:30:01,152 --> 00:30:03,080
- Yeah, here. Take it.
- No!
620
00:30:04,798 --> 00:30:07,849
Come on.
621
00:30:07,912 --> 00:30:10,517
You already killed my
mom. What's the big deal?
622
00:30:13,784 --> 00:30:16,236
Chill out, Barbie. It's not even loaded.
623
00:30:20,315 --> 00:30:21,705
I was alone with them in the woods.
624
00:30:21,730 --> 00:30:23,400
What was I supposed to
do? Just hand the gun back?
625
00:30:23,425 --> 00:30:24,931
Yes!
626
00:30:26,146 --> 00:30:27,384
Fine. You know what?
627
00:30:27,409 --> 00:30:29,019
You do the deals from now on.
628
00:30:29,044 --> 00:30:30,642
- Wait, where are we going?
- Home.
629
00:30:30,667 --> 00:30:31,711
- No.
- This was a bust.
630
00:30:31,736 --> 00:30:32,759
Wait, no, please.
631
00:30:32,784 --> 00:30:34,533
- No, we're getting out of here.
- No, please. Wait. Sorry.
632
00:30:34,558 --> 00:30:37,455
I... I didn't mean to sound ungrateful.
633
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:40,078
I just... I really need those pills.
634
00:30:40,103 --> 00:30:42,622
I didn't want to worry
you, but that guy,
635
00:30:42,647 --> 00:30:46,222
I don't know what he can
do, what he's capable of.
636
00:30:46,247 --> 00:30:50,020
He started stalking me,
following me everywhere I go.
637
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,303
Okay, so take the gun...
638
00:30:52,328 --> 00:30:55,778
No, Patty, I-I jump out of my
skin when I hear a car horn.
639
00:30:55,803 --> 00:30:57,587
I'm not gonna carry around a gun.
640
00:30:57,611 --> 00:31:00,848
I just need those pills
so he'll leave me alone.
641
00:31:02,345 --> 00:31:04,020
Please.
642
00:31:04,380 --> 00:31:07,470
I can't live like this anymore.
643
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:14,239
There's one more place I can try.
644
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:15,899
But it's two hours away.
645
00:31:15,924 --> 00:31:17,833
Okay. Yes. Yes.
646
00:31:17,858 --> 00:31:19,614
Thank you. I'm in.
647
00:31:20,286 --> 00:31:22,216
Get your hand off my hand.
648
00:31:22,241 --> 00:31:24,199
Okay.
649
00:31:24,272 --> 00:31:26,187
Thank you.
650
00:31:31,398 --> 00:31:33,833
Why does it smell like camping?
651
00:31:33,858 --> 00:31:35,381
Is that smoke?
652
00:31:35,406 --> 00:31:39,137
Smells like... corned beef.
653
00:31:40,220 --> 00:31:43,200
One of you guys put a
corned beef in my oven?
654
00:31:43,671 --> 00:31:46,631
Oh, I think my wife did it.
655
00:31:46,967 --> 00:31:49,056
God, how dare she leave
656
00:31:49,081 --> 00:31:50,952
and let everything go to hell like this.
657
00:31:50,977 --> 00:31:53,408
Great, so now we're gonna
die of smoke inhalation?
658
00:31:53,433 --> 00:31:55,489
Okay, okay, just cool it, alright?
659
00:31:55,514 --> 00:31:57,429
We just gotta air the
place out a little bit.
660
00:31:57,454 --> 00:32:00,196
You know, get some ventilation.
661
00:32:01,968 --> 00:32:03,753
Wait, there's a window?
662
00:32:04,069 --> 00:32:06,202
Okay, uh, why didn't you guys tell us
663
00:32:06,227 --> 00:32:07,359
there was a way out?
664
00:32:07,384 --> 00:32:08,841
'Cause it's not.
665
00:32:09,337 --> 00:32:13,067
It's clearly too small
for any actual adult to...
666
00:32:14,551 --> 00:32:15,712
fit through.
667
00:32:29,443 --> 00:32:31,228
You pump. I'm gonna get a Red Bull
668
00:32:31,253 --> 00:32:33,403
and stock up on menthols
while we're outta state.
669
00:32:33,927 --> 00:32:35,189
You want a Red Bull?
670
00:32:35,214 --> 00:32:37,442
Ooh, no thanks. That
stuff freaks me out.
671
00:32:37,467 --> 00:32:38,975
All those chemicals?
672
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,169
Yes, you're such a puritan.
673
00:33:19,773 --> 00:33:21,514
Allison?
674
00:33:26,966 --> 00:33:28,881
Allison?!
675
00:33:32,767 --> 00:33:34,291
Sorry.
676
00:33:34,316 --> 00:33:37,232
I'm sure I brought some
emergency cash from home.
677
00:33:37,257 --> 00:33:38,528
Take your time.
678
00:33:40,345 --> 00:33:42,239
Oh, shoot.
679
00:33:46,045 --> 00:33:47,489
Oh!
680
00:33:48,770 --> 00:33:50,158
Patty, what the hell are you doing?
681
00:33:50,183 --> 00:33:51,917
I can't believe he followed you here.
682
00:33:51,942 --> 00:33:53,031
What?
683
00:33:53,056 --> 00:33:55,704
That... Isn't that the guy?
684
00:33:55,729 --> 00:33:56,895
Jason?
685
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:59,512
No, this isn't Jason.
This is just some guy.
686
00:34:00,546 --> 00:34:03,184
I... but, uh, I was saving you.
687
00:34:03,209 --> 00:34:05,167
Patty, we gotta go, okay?
688
00:34:05,567 --> 00:34:06,654
I was saving you.
689
00:34:06,679 --> 00:34:08,333
Honey, that wasn't the guy.
690
00:34:08,358 --> 00:34:10,447
We gotta go now. Okay?
691
00:34:15,662 --> 00:34:18,404
Okay, come on. Come on.
692
00:34:45,317 --> 00:34:46,971
You okay?
693
00:34:46,996 --> 00:34:48,216
Want me to turn down the heat?
694
00:34:48,241 --> 00:34:50,122
- No.
- Okay.
695
00:34:51,219 --> 00:34:52,622
You mind?
696
00:34:58,709 --> 00:35:00,450
Let's just go home, okay?
697
00:35:00,475 --> 00:35:02,247
Mm-hmm.
698
00:35:03,609 --> 00:35:06,481
Hey, it's fine.
699
00:35:07,006 --> 00:35:08,486
Everything's gonna be fine.
700
00:35:13,479 --> 00:35:14,828
Allison?
701
00:35:14,853 --> 00:35:16,855
It's going to be fine.
702
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:24,331
Oh, God.
703
00:35:24,356 --> 00:35:25,434
- It's fine.
- What the hell?
704
00:35:25,459 --> 00:35:27,026
Stop saying it's fine. This isn't...
705
00:35:27,051 --> 00:35:28,966
Listen, my dad was a cop, okay?
706
00:35:28,991 --> 00:35:31,833
Just sit there and try
not to look so terrified.
707
00:35:31,858 --> 00:35:33,773
Jesus.
708
00:35:39,090 --> 00:35:40,842
License and registration.
709
00:35:40,867 --> 00:35:42,262
Of course.
710
00:35:44,770 --> 00:35:46,294
Sorry. I'm nervous.
711
00:35:46,319 --> 00:35:48,387
Never been pulled over before.
712
00:35:48,419 --> 00:35:51,204
Did I, um... did I not
signal to something?
713
00:35:51,254 --> 00:35:52,692
Name?
714
00:35:52,717 --> 00:35:54,731
Allison Devine McRoberts.
715
00:35:54,756 --> 00:35:58,151
Devine is my maiden name.
My father was Les Devine.
716
00:35:58,176 --> 00:35:59,828
He worked for the Worcester Police...
717
00:35:59,853 --> 00:36:01,028
And you.
718
00:36:01,053 --> 00:36:03,442
Uh, P-Patty. Um, P...
719
00:36:03,467 --> 00:36:06,076
Um, Patricia O'Connor.
720
00:36:06,341 --> 00:36:08,309
Quite a ways from Worcester.
721
00:36:08,837 --> 00:36:10,578
What's your business in Vermont?
722
00:36:10,603 --> 00:36:13,739
Oh, we were, uh... we were
attending a Beauty Expo.
723
00:36:14,433 --> 00:36:17,175
Doesn't look like you bought anything.
724
00:36:20,674 --> 00:36:23,634
Do you have any idea why
this car was reported stolen?
725
00:36:23,659 --> 00:36:25,226
Stolen?
726
00:36:25,251 --> 00:36:26,950
This is my husband's car.
727
00:36:26,975 --> 00:36:30,588
The report was filed
by a Kevin McRoberts.
728
00:36:35,702 --> 00:36:38,388
I am such an idiot.
729
00:36:38,420 --> 00:36:42,262
I, um... I borrowed
the car, and I just...
730
00:36:42,287 --> 00:36:44,593
I forgot to tell him
how long I'd be gone.
731
00:36:44,618 --> 00:36:46,239
And then my phone died.
732
00:36:47,506 --> 00:36:50,814
I am so, so sorry, officer,
733
00:36:50,839 --> 00:36:52,083
for wasting your time.
734
00:36:52,108 --> 00:36:54,426
I completely understand if we need to
735
00:36:54,451 --> 00:36:57,715
come down to the station
till we sort this out.
736
00:37:04,396 --> 00:37:06,567
I don't think we need to do all that.
737
00:37:06,592 --> 00:37:08,645
Last name and address are the same.
738
00:37:08,670 --> 00:37:11,368
Doesn't take a rocket scientist
to figure this one out.
739
00:37:11,636 --> 00:37:15,075
Maybe use your friend's
phone and call your hubby?
740
00:37:15,117 --> 00:37:16,248
Check in.
741
00:37:16,273 --> 00:37:17,567
'Course.
742
00:37:17,592 --> 00:37:19,255
Thank you so much.
743
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:20,325
Sorry.
744
00:37:21,027 --> 00:37:22,528
Drive safe.
745
00:37:22,553 --> 00:37:24,294
Thank you.
746
00:37:33,056 --> 00:37:34,731
Thank you.
747
00:37:35,224 --> 00:37:37,309
Anytime.
748
00:37:44,703 --> 00:37:46,575
Thank you so much.
749
00:37:52,094 --> 00:37:54,053
Wow.
750
00:37:55,559 --> 00:37:56,563
_
751
00:37:56,588 --> 00:38:00,699
Oh, my God. He called the cops?
752
00:38:01,366 --> 00:38:03,846
Because you didn't answer your phone?
753
00:38:03,871 --> 00:38:05,481
No.
754
00:38:05,506 --> 00:38:07,986
I'm sure he had a great reason.
755
00:38:16,156 --> 00:38:19,533
Kevin, you called the police?
756
00:38:19,566 --> 00:38:20,871
What was I supposed to do?
757
00:38:20,896 --> 00:38:22,442
I've been trying to reach you all day.
758
00:38:22,467 --> 00:38:24,146
I thought you'd been
Liam Neeson "Taken."
759
00:38:25,592 --> 00:38:27,669
I pictured you lying dead in the trunk
760
00:38:27,694 --> 00:38:29,870
with some thug driving off in my car.
761
00:38:31,313 --> 00:38:33,924
I was scared and concerned,
and I'm so relieved
762
00:38:33,949 --> 00:38:37,551
that you're okay because
I can't find the Crisco.
763
00:38:37,576 --> 00:38:39,911
Pull!
764
00:38:41,004 --> 00:38:43,200
Pull!
765
00:38:43,641 --> 00:38:45,469
It's in the pantry.
766
00:38:45,494 --> 00:38:48,317
Top shelf. It says "Crisco" on it.
767
00:38:50,389 --> 00:38:52,217
No, I don't know where
your Bruins hat is.
768
00:38:52,242 --> 00:38:53,661
Have you checked in your closet?
769
00:38:54,369 --> 00:38:56,675
Okay, anything else?
770
00:38:58,484 --> 00:39:02,786
Like I just said, the
Crisco is in the pantry.
771
00:39:02,811 --> 00:39:04,192
Okay?
772
00:39:07,606 --> 00:39:09,723
And that's why I should've
picked up the phone.
773
00:39:09,748 --> 00:39:12,629
So it's my fault?
774
00:39:12,654 --> 00:39:14,505
Like I could've predicted
he'd do something like
775
00:39:14,530 --> 00:39:16,010
- call the cops?
- Yeah.
776
00:39:16,110 --> 00:39:17,589
You've been hanging out
with him for 10 years.
777
00:39:17,614 --> 00:39:20,227
But this... this is...
778
00:39:20,252 --> 00:39:21,653
Different?
779
00:39:21,678 --> 00:39:23,333
Yeah.
780
00:39:24,047 --> 00:39:28,395
Okay. Okay.
781
00:39:28,420 --> 00:39:31,902
Patty, do you remember when
I got that job as a paralegal?
782
00:39:32,432 --> 00:39:34,848
I started working a lot,
and Kevin convinced everyone
783
00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:36,396
I was having an affair?
784
00:39:36,436 --> 00:39:40,962
My money was on cult. But, yeah.
785
00:39:41,204 --> 00:39:43,381
He thought that I'd fallen
in love with my boss,
786
00:39:43,406 --> 00:39:45,582
who was 60 and married.
787
00:39:45,644 --> 00:39:46,778
But that didn't matter.
788
00:39:46,803 --> 00:39:48,448
Kevin still put sugar in his gas tank.
789
00:39:48,473 --> 00:39:49,822
Ruined his Saturn.
790
00:39:49,847 --> 00:39:52,546
Okay, fine, I never
said he was a great guy.
791
00:39:52,625 --> 00:39:55,193
But that's the kind of
juvenile crap he does.
792
00:39:55,218 --> 00:39:57,708
Patty, he got me fired.
793
00:39:58,893 --> 00:40:02,997
Right when I felt like
I was worth something.
794
00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:06,460
He ruined it.
795
00:40:08,493 --> 00:40:11,409
And you just watched him and laughed.
796
00:40:13,118 --> 00:40:16,053
Can you just think about
that for more than one second?
797
00:40:16,955 --> 00:40:18,842
He didn't like something
that was my own,
798
00:40:18,867 --> 00:40:20,738
and so he took it away from me.
799
00:40:21,027 --> 00:40:22,637
Like this car.
800
00:40:22,915 --> 00:40:24,048
Like my friends.
801
00:40:24,073 --> 00:40:26,842
Like any shred of a life that is my own.
802
00:40:27,521 --> 00:40:29,654
I-It...
803
00:40:31,603 --> 00:40:35,506
It seemed... harmless.
804
00:40:36,191 --> 00:40:37,741
And when he spent all our life savings
805
00:40:37,766 --> 00:40:39,724
without telling me?
806
00:40:39,914 --> 00:40:41,829
Was that harmless, too?
807
00:41:05,854 --> 00:41:07,522
I...
808
00:41:09,722 --> 00:41:11,741
I'm sorry.
809
00:41:12,750 --> 00:41:14,147
Why?
810
00:41:15,168 --> 00:41:17,506
Wasn't your fault. It's Kevin's.
811
00:41:18,911 --> 00:41:21,305
The world revolves around him.
812
00:41:21,759 --> 00:41:24,483
No, it's not that it
does, it's that it has to.
813
00:41:24,508 --> 00:41:26,709
And if it doesn't, he
just blows it to hell.
814
00:41:26,734 --> 00:41:28,522
And it has to stop.
815
00:41:28,883 --> 00:41:30,711
I have to beat him.
816
00:41:31,619 --> 00:41:33,233
So you're going on benders,
817
00:41:33,258 --> 00:41:34,866
ripping off dangerous guys?
818
00:41:34,891 --> 00:41:36,414
That's how you're dealing with it?
819
00:41:36,599 --> 00:41:38,688
You're smarter than that.
820
00:41:38,713 --> 00:41:41,233
No, I'm not ripping anyone off.
821
00:41:42,008 --> 00:41:43,850
No one's after me.
822
00:41:44,904 --> 00:41:47,538
Nobody except my husband.
823
00:41:49,037 --> 00:41:51,366
I need those pills for him.
824
00:41:53,801 --> 00:41:56,061
'Cause I'm gonna kill Kevin.
825
00:42:18,587 --> 00:42:21,587
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