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-Okay, let's not lose
our heads.
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Just give him the keys
so he doesn't hurt us.
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-I'm not giving
this scumbag jack shit!
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-If I had the keys,
I'd hand them right over!
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Please bear that in mind
if you start shooting.
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(gasp)
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Rafe,
if there's an after-life,
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I swear I'm telling mom
what you did here today!
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I can get those keys for you,
sir.
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Would that be amenable
to you? Ah!
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-Way to bend over
and spread them, Gabe.
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-At least I found
a diplomatic way out of this!
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(grunts)
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(muffled shotgun)
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-Don't forget the keys!
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(groans and screams)
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-Rafe! It's not dead!
Oh, crap!
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Help!
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-Hey Gabe, wake me up when
diplomacy finally works. Okay?
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(moan of pain)
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(apocalyptic music)
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(theme music)
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♪
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(growling)
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(monkey scream)
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(alarm blaring)
-What?
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Huh?
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(grunts)
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AENUS, what's going on?
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-(AENUS): Judith? Ah, hello!
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Sorry for the delay,
I was in sleep mode.
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-Well, I just woke up to alarms
and laser beams!
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It better be World War Three!
Or four!
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Whichever (beep) one
we're on now.
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-(AENUS): Strange. No alarms
were recorded in the logs.
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I'm not sure
what you're referring to.
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Have you ever suffered
from any sleep disorders?
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-Yeah, I have one where alarms
wake me up for no damn reason!
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-(AENUS): Um... Irritability,
sleeplessness, hallucinations.
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You may have severe anxiety
due to stress.
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-You may have severe stupid
due to dipshit.
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-(AENUS): We also can't rule out
dementia at your age.
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-Hey!
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-(AENUS): Don't worry!
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We're well-stocked with adult
diapers should the need arise!
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-Hey!
-(AENUS): Poor woman!
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-(Gabe): I don't get it.
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You and I have exactly the same
training! Why couldn't I...
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-Man the hell up?
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-Yeah! Man up! That is
what I need. I need to man up!
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-In the animal kingdom,
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beta males
who try to become alphas
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often wind up dead
or horribly maimed.
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But good luck, Gabe.
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-Bro, manning up
ain't your thing.
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You're the strategy guy.
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I'm the brute force.
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-Why can't I be a brute force?
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Ow! Brain freeze!
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From this moment on, Gabe Burns
is going to be decisive,
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un-intimidated, and unwilling
to take guff from anyone!
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-Using the word "guff"
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is gonna get Gabe Burns killed
in the wasteland.
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(grunt)
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-Can Gabe Burns take this to
the roadhouse by the over-pass?
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I'm trading them
for a bigger one.
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-Gabe Burns is on it!
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Ah! Argh!
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-Ha! Ha! Does Gabe Burns
need help?
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-No...
Gabe Burns is just fine!
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(moaning)
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Okay, he does.
Gabe Burns does need help.
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-Yo, Vijay! I'm out of weed,
can you hook me up?
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Vijay, you up there?
-Hey, Dani!
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Yeah...
I got someone up here.
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So...
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-There's nobody up here, man.
-Be right back, babe!
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(kissing)
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(bell ringing)
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Take it easy, okay?
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She's really self-conscious.
-Who's self-conscious?
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-My girlfriend, Arianne.
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You can't see her.
She's invisible.
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-Do you mean "imaginary"?
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-No, invisible.
It's her mutation.
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-There's an invisible girl
up there?
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-A naked invisible girl!
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So I'm... gonna go back up,
if you know what I mean!
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(giggle)
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But I'll check you later.
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-Poor bastard's finally
lost his mind...
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and I just saw up
his sleeping bag. Yeah.
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-(Rafe): I'm never going to
that roadhouse again!
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That was a clown show.
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Why were you squinting
at everyone
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and talking
in that weird-ass voice?
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-I was channelling
my inner badass.
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(in a tough guy voice):
"Go ahead punk, make them pay."
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-That's not even close
to how it goes.
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-(snobbish accent): "Frankly
my friend, I don't give a darn."
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Rafe! Stop!
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-Buzz off! I'm a dancer,
not a hooker, you perv!
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-Hands off, punk!
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That young lady
is someone's larva!
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(screaming)
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-Let's get out of here.
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Those things are really hard
to kill!
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(scream)
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(shotguns)
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Way to lose your manning up
cherry, Rambo!
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I hope the stripper
was worth it!
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(shotguns)
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Ah!
-Hey, she's a person!
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Sort of...
Someone had to step in!
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-And I, for one, appreciate it.
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Mwah!
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(alarm blaring)
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(yawning)
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-Ah...
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(groaning)
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-(AENUS): Good morning, Judith!
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-This morning is
pretty damn far from good!
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Why did the damn alarms go off
again!
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And do not tell me
it's all in my head,
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you gaslighting wimp!
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-(AENUS): Ah...
I'm sorry. It's me.
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Whenever I go into sleep mode,
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I've been experiencing
horrible nightmares.
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The alarms are involuntary,
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like how dogs kick
when they dream about running.
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So cute.
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-Don't try to get out of this
with adorable analogies.
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You're no dog.
You're a...
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-(AENUS): A cutting-edge
super-intelligent A.I.?
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-...creepy bastard
who tried to convince me
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that I was gonna shit myself!
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If I hear another peep
from the alarms,
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I'll drop a mother (beep)
deuce all over your hard drive!
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-(AENUS): Ugh, with that mental
image, I may never sleep again.
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Wait! Problem solved!
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-'Sup!
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-Dude, if you don't want
company, just say so.
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You don't have to make up
a phony girlfriend.
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-I didn't make her up.
She's real.
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-Look...
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I know you've been up here
alone for a long time...
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-(female voice): Hey, Vijay,
who's your friend?
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-Are you serious, right now?
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-Danika, Arianne.
Arianne, Danika.
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-Dude, stop! That raspy voice
sounds nothing like a girl.
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Why are you being
such a dick?
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(squawking)
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-I used to work the pole
at that roadhouse.
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But the owner said I had to give
handjobs in the champagne room,
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so I told him to go fu...
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-Excuse-me, Bugnut,
where can we drop you off?
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-Actually, I hate
to ask you this, sugar,
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but I need a favour.
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-Here we go! Whatever it is,
just say no!
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-What do you need?
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-I could really use
a place to crash
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for a couple of nights, honey.
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Just like two nights.
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I got this friend
I can crash with,
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but she's out of town
right now.
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-Say no. Say no. Say no.
Say no!
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-I need a safe place and I feel
like I'd be really safe with...
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...my big brave hero.
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-Of course,
you can stay with us!
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-What?
(tire screeching)
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-Okay! I'm okay!
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(growling)
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-(Bugnut): Gabe!
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Gabe, I'm starving!
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(panting)
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-Coming in hot!
Pun intended!
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(vomiting)
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-Dude, it's been five days!
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When is she leaving?
-Uh, she's working on it!
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-Really? All I see
is her getting fat
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and barfing acid holes
into our floor!
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-Hey, this poor woman
needs our help!
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-This poor woman
is a freeloader
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who's playing you
like a fricking banjo, man!
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-Don't talk about her like that!
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-Oh, so little Gabe
is manning up again?
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Yeah?
Then man the eff-up, sister,
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and tell her she's got to go!
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(vomiting)
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-Is Ralphie mad at me?
-Rafe?
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No! No, he thinks you're
the caterpillar's pyjamas.
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-I'm not used to people
being so nice to me.
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Even before I mutated.
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-Well, that's all behind you.
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You're safe here with me.
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But... the thing is...
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-Mmm... Oh!
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-Ouh! Ow! Ow! Burning!
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-Sorry. Digestive enzymes.
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I swear,
if I ever have kids,
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I hope they come with teeth,
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so they don't have to upchuck
amylase over every meal.
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-You want kids?
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-All I ever wanted was a family
of my own. How about you?
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-I don't know. I mean, the world
is so messed up, right?
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-Yeah, but kids are hope and
we need some of that right now!
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-Huh, that's...
That's refreshingly positive.
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-You know, my proboscis
ain't just for sucking
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the nectar out of plants,
if you know what I mean?
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-My god!
I hope you mean sex!
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(Gabe): I was right!
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(squeaking)
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-AENUS, can you get my boys
on the camera?
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-(AENUS): I can't seem to, uh,
I can't...
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locate any cameras.
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So, what do you want
for breakfast? Flapjacks?
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-No! My boys!
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(alarm blaring)
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-(AENUS): Oh, apologies,
I'm a little scattered.
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I haven't shut down
for maintenance in a while.
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-Scared of the nightmares,
you big sissy?
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-(AENUS): No! That's ridiculous.
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Why would you even say that?
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I'm scared of having nightmares
around you!
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Breakfast is served!
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-Argh!
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-Coffee?
-Ow! Ow!
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Alright! That's it!
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When Rafe and Gabe
had bad dreams,
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there was only one way
to get rid of them!
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-(AENUS): Lobotomies?
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-No, Jesus!
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We had to figure out
what caused the nightmares.
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-(AENUS): You mean like a...
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(long sigh)
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-A therapist. Yep. We all become
the thing we hate.
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-(AENUS): Gosh, I really don't
know where to start.
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-Well, just ease into it.
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Don't get all emotional
and start to...
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(wailing)
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-...cry.
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-Rafe, we need to talk about
Gabe's unauthorized house guest.
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-She stole my curtains
and I really hate my new ones!
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(moaning)
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-And last night
I had to stop her
249
00:11:57,867 --> 00:11:59,697
from biting Father Manilla!
-Ah-ah!
250
00:11:59,834 --> 00:12:01,274
-Guys, I'm sorry.
251
00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,400
But this chick's got Gabe
wrapped around her...
252
00:12:03,533 --> 00:12:04,933
not exactly finger...
253
00:12:05,066 --> 00:12:08,096
More of a weird claw thingy.
Eh, you know what I mean!
254
00:12:08,233 --> 00:12:09,703
-So what?
Is he sleeping with her?
255
00:12:09,834 --> 00:12:12,404
-I hope so! Only reason
I let this go so far
256
00:12:12,533 --> 00:12:14,603
was I thought Gabe was getting
his wick dipped!
257
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,834
-Guys! Look, she'll be gone
in a few days.
258
00:12:16,967 --> 00:12:18,597
-That's what you said
a few days ago!
259
00:12:18,734 --> 00:12:21,204
-Okay, let me make this
really easy for you.
260
00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:22,703
Either you bounce the bug,
261
00:12:22,834 --> 00:12:24,334
or I start looking for
new town protectors.
262
00:12:24,467 --> 00:12:26,067
-Come on, man!
You're not serious.
263
00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:28,500
-Oh no? I already booked
interviews.
264
00:12:28,633 --> 00:12:31,203
(brouhaha)
265
00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:34,830
(giggling)
266
00:12:38,567 --> 00:12:39,927
-Vij'?
267
00:12:40,066 --> 00:12:42,296
Hey, I'm sorry I got
so pissed off before,
268
00:12:42,433 --> 00:12:44,433
but I've been thinking...
269
00:12:45,633 --> 00:12:47,003
I know you're lonely.
270
00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:49,373
And it sucks that there's
no one else our age around here.
271
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:52,400
So if an imaginary girlfriend
is what you need to get through,
272
00:12:52,533 --> 00:12:54,003
then who am I to say anything?
273
00:12:54,133 --> 00:12:57,033
I mean, we all have
our delusions, right?
274
00:12:57,166 --> 00:12:58,766
Dwayne thinks my mom's gonna
come back.
275
00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:02,030
Suzette thinks people actually
like her. Anyway...
276
00:13:02,166 --> 00:13:03,696
I'm sorry, man.
277
00:13:03,834 --> 00:13:05,334
Vij'?
278
00:13:06,834 --> 00:13:08,234
Oh...
279
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,773
-(Arianne): Ow!
(crashing)
280
00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:15,830
(gasp)
281
00:13:15,967 --> 00:13:18,597
(thud and cracking)
282
00:13:18,734 --> 00:13:20,034
-Arianne?
283
00:13:23,467 --> 00:13:25,167
Oh, my God!
284
00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:32,373
(giggling)
285
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:35,670
-Rafe! Check it out!
Bugnut pollinated my garden!
286
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:38,900
-I'll file that
under "who gives a shit"!
287
00:13:39,033 --> 00:13:40,433
Sorry it had to come to this,
288
00:13:40,567 --> 00:13:42,697
but Gabe's too much
of a pussy, so...
289
00:13:42,834 --> 00:13:44,534
(yelling): Get out now!
290
00:13:44,667 --> 00:13:46,797
Pack up whatever crap
you didn't steal from us
291
00:13:46,934 --> 00:13:48,374
and hit the road,
freak show!
292
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,530
-Is this 'cause I bit
Father Manilla?
293
00:13:50,667 --> 00:13:52,027
Dude tried to drown me!
294
00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:54,596
-Huh?
-Uh, surprise baptism.
295
00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:58,634
-Okay, scratch that one,
but you got to go, Bugnut.
296
00:13:58,767 --> 00:14:00,627
(crying)
297
00:14:00,767 --> 00:14:03,767
-It's okay sweetie, if you have
to leave, I'll go with you.
298
00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:07,070
-It's not safe for me to travel
in my condition.
299
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:08,630
I'm pregnant.
300
00:14:08,767 --> 00:14:11,027
(gasping)
301
00:14:11,166 --> 00:14:13,296
-Don't look at me, man!
Not into bugs!
302
00:14:13,433 --> 00:14:15,903
Or redheads!
303
00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:19,830
(suspenseful music)
304
00:14:19,967 --> 00:14:22,027
(grunts)
305
00:14:22,166 --> 00:14:24,496
(Father Manilla is mumbling.)
306
00:14:26,834 --> 00:14:29,304
-Splish, splash, splish, splash.
307
00:14:31,367 --> 00:14:33,997
(panting)
308
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,170
(gasps)
309
00:14:37,867 --> 00:14:39,667
-Oh! Hey, dad!
310
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:44,800
(panting)
311
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,827
-So, where's Gabe?
-(Dwayne): Gabe,
312
00:14:54,967 --> 00:14:56,467
come on out here, will you, bud?
313
00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,530
-(Ana): Gabe?
314
00:15:01,266 --> 00:15:04,226
-Hey... Gabe?
-Look at you, people!
315
00:15:04,367 --> 00:15:06,727
Banding together
against a defenceless woman!
316
00:15:06,867 --> 00:15:08,227
Well, listen up!
317
00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:10,097
Bugnut's not going anywhere!
318
00:15:10,233 --> 00:15:12,033
She'll leave
once she's had her baby,
319
00:15:12,166 --> 00:15:13,566
and I'll be going with her!
320
00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:15,430
And, if any of you thinks
321
00:15:15,567 --> 00:15:17,097
you're gonna kick her out
before then...
322
00:15:17,233 --> 00:15:19,733
you're gonna have to go
through me first.
323
00:15:19,867 --> 00:15:21,667
-Ah...
-Argh!
324
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:26,730
-Jesus Christ, Gabe!
Of course, she can stay!
325
00:15:26,867 --> 00:15:28,667
We just came by to see
how she's doing.
326
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,500
-What? Oh...
Sorry, Father!
327
00:15:31,633 --> 00:15:33,673
-Glad to hear I can stay.
328
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,000
Because I'm about
to pop and...
329
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:40,330
my baby needs to eat.
330
00:15:40,467 --> 00:15:42,567
-Should I go scavenge
some baby formula?
331
00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:46,930
-Nah, all the food they need
is right here.
332
00:15:47,066 --> 00:15:48,426
-Huh?
333
00:15:48,567 --> 00:15:51,927
-She means us!
We're the food!
334
00:15:52,066 --> 00:15:55,026
It was obvious, guys!
Come on! Keep up!
335
00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:57,326
(screaming)
336
00:15:57,467 --> 00:15:59,767
(buzzing)
337
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,300
(AENUS crying)
338
00:16:03,433 --> 00:16:06,703
-Wow! That was
a lot of sharing.
339
00:16:06,834 --> 00:16:08,434
Now, about your nightmares.
340
00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:11,197
-(AENUS): They're always the
same. They're always about her.
341
00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:12,973
-Her?
342
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:15,670
-(AENUS): I was created
by a brilliant scientist
343
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,400
named Sophia.
344
00:16:22,133 --> 00:16:24,703
A is for "apple".
345
00:16:24,834 --> 00:16:26,904
B is for "banana".
346
00:16:31,567 --> 00:16:33,967
The answer is
Euler's identity.
347
00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:41,870
But once I was completed,
she left. I never saw her again.
348
00:16:43,033 --> 00:16:45,433
She was the first face
I ever saw.
349
00:16:45,567 --> 00:16:47,427
The first voice I ever heard.
350
00:16:47,567 --> 00:16:50,327
She taught me how to talk,
even how to make flapjacks.
351
00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:53,297
-Flapjacks? What are you?
An old prospector?
352
00:16:54,567 --> 00:16:57,197
It's clear. You're keeping me
here to replace Sophia.
353
00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:59,573
-(AENUS): No! You're here
for your own safety.
354
00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:01,170
-Or is it for your safety?
355
00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:03,970
-(AENUS): Asimov's muttonchops,
you're right!
356
00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:07,230
I was so alone
until you came!
357
00:17:07,367 --> 00:17:09,467
I longed for bombs to drop,
358
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:11,070
just so I could have
some company.
359
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:14,570
-There's only one way for you
to end those nightmares, AENUS.
360
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:18,930
You have to free me
in order to free yourself.
361
00:17:19,934 --> 00:17:21,934
-(AENUS): But who will spy
on you in the shower?
362
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:25,800
(moaning)
363
00:17:25,934 --> 00:17:29,074
(grunting)
364
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:33,030
-Using us as a food source
for her children is fascinating.
365
00:17:33,166 --> 00:17:35,266
(yelling):
But also a total dick move!
366
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:38,300
-Bugnut please,
just let them go!
367
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:41,533
-Sorry babe, but like I said,
kids are hope.
368
00:17:41,667 --> 00:17:44,627
And hope needs to eat!
369
00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:47,767
(screaming)
370
00:17:52,834 --> 00:17:54,874
(squealing)
371
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,870
(They all scream.)
372
00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:03,370
-Look, it has teeth!
Just like you wanted.
373
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:07,230
tim!
374
00:18:07,367 --> 00:18:10,197
-He is manning up.
Manning up for his new family.
375
00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:12,473
-What family?
That Larva isn't even his!
376
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:15,600
You were preggo when you got
here, admit it!
377
00:18:15,734 --> 00:18:18,674
-Snookums, I know this is hard,
but it'll be over quick.
378
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,570
Then we can raise our family.
379
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,230
Together.
380
00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:25,097
-She's trying to rope you into
raising some other dude's kid!
381
00:18:25,233 --> 00:18:26,703
(muffled voice)
382
00:18:26,834 --> 00:18:30,304
-Don't listen to him!
I love you, Gabey-boo-boo.
383
00:18:30,433 --> 00:18:32,873
Just let nature
take its course,
384
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,600
then it'll be you and me.
385
00:18:34,734 --> 00:18:36,034
Forever.
386
00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:38,966
-I'm sorry, honey.
I can't watch.
387
00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:40,970
-(muffled): No!
388
00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:43,970
-You do you, babe!
389
00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:50,127
-As much as I'm terrified,
390
00:18:50,266 --> 00:18:52,496
this is all very thrilling from
an entomological point of view.
391
00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:55,833
-Yeah, thrilling...
Nerd!
392
00:19:04,033 --> 00:19:05,473
-Hey...
-Oh!
393
00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:10,200
'Sup? Just getting some sun
in the old wasteland.
394
00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:13,573
Then, digging to... cool off?
395
00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:15,100
What about you?
396
00:19:15,233 --> 00:19:17,803
-Arianne dumped me.
-What? When?
397
00:19:17,934 --> 00:19:19,474
-Right before I came out here.
398
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,400
Oh, thank God!
I mean, "Oh God, no!"
399
00:19:21,533 --> 00:19:22,903
Damn it!
Did she say why?
400
00:19:23,033 --> 00:19:25,073
-Turns out she has
a boyfriend...
401
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:28,330
who's apparently on his way over
to kick my ass.
402
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:30,667
-Uh, I think
you're gonna be fine.
403
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:32,670
-Uh, I hope you're right.
404
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:36,270
Wow! That's cool!
405
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,770
A sculpture!
406
00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:39,730
-(yelling): Yes!
But don't touch my art!
407
00:19:39,867 --> 00:19:42,027
(softly): It's delicate.
408
00:19:43,467 --> 00:19:45,667
(suspenseful ambiance)
409
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:49,970
(scream of pain)
410
00:19:52,133 --> 00:19:54,003
(crashing)
411
00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:57,203
-Yippee ki yay mother-trucker!
412
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,070
(squish)
413
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,970
(screaming)
414
00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:08,667
-Sorry, Bugnut. I just couldn't
let you do it.
415
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:12,000
-That's what I loved about you,
Gabe. You're a decent man,
416
00:20:12,133 --> 00:20:13,973
who does the right thing...
417
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:15,800
(screaming):
Except for killing my baby,
418
00:20:15,934 --> 00:20:17,674
you (beep) psycho piece of shit!
419
00:20:18,767 --> 00:20:21,727
-Okay, we're done here.
-Finally!
420
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:29,100
-Well, it's been a slice.
421
00:20:29,233 --> 00:20:30,933
Now swing open
those outside doors
422
00:20:31,066 --> 00:20:32,596
and "heal thyself", AENUS!
423
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,670
(alarm blaring)
424
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,200
What are you,
having a panic attack?
425
00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:41,103
Just take a deep breath
or something and open the door!
426
00:20:41,233 --> 00:20:44,103
Ah shit! You're not
letting me out, are you?
427
00:20:44,233 --> 00:20:47,933
-(AENUS): No! And to be honest,
I'm quite miffed at you
428
00:20:48,066 --> 00:20:49,866
for using my personal issues
to manipulate me
429
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,570
into violating
my core programming.
430
00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:54,900
-Well, you can't blame a girl
for trying, can you?
431
00:20:55,033 --> 00:20:57,173
-(AENUS): Yes, I can!
-Argh!
432
00:20:57,300 --> 00:21:00,800
-(AENUS): Have a nice day...
Judith!
433
00:21:04,266 --> 00:21:05,766
(melancholic music)
434
00:21:06,834 --> 00:21:09,604
-What you did back there
was beyond manning up.
435
00:21:09,734 --> 00:21:11,104
It was badass!
436
00:21:11,233 --> 00:21:13,273
-(in a tough guy voice):
That'll do pig. That'll do.
437
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:16,770
-Well, gang, I think we all
learned a valuable lesson here
438
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,900
about helping strangers.
439
00:21:19,033 --> 00:21:22,003
If you don't know them,
buck them!
440
00:21:25,066 --> 00:21:26,426
-What's with you guys?
441
00:21:26,567 --> 00:21:28,997
-Uh, long story, but um,
we've got company.
442
00:21:29,133 --> 00:21:31,733
-These people are looking
for their son.
443
00:21:32,967 --> 00:21:34,497
-Uh, what people?
444
00:21:39,934 --> 00:21:41,534
(whimpering)
445
00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:45,234
-(sighing): I'll get the truck.
446
00:21:49,233 --> 00:21:52,433
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