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Previously on Californication...
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This better not be an intervention.
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You got to get your ass to rehab.
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Why are you here?
Why are you wasting all of our time?
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Well, maybe you're just an asshole.
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Your friend, Charlie, said
you drank your own urine.
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Hank Moody.
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Is that Atticus Fetch?
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Let's make a fucking masterpiece.
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What do you say?
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Are you high right now?
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It was such an incredible opportunity,
I didn't want to miss out.
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- When can you start?
- I have the job?
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What do you do in the real world?
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I traverse the globe.
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In the company of musicians.
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- You're a groupie.
- I prefer muse.
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I woke up with the most gifted
guitar player, but he was dead.
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Do you want to get high?
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Look, could I stand to lose
a few pounds?
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Sure, I'm a big boy, I get it.
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But addicted to food?
That's just fucking gay.
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Gay, man.
I mean, no offence, but it's gay.
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I eat cos I like the taste.
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Look, if I didn't like the taste
of it, I wouldn't eat it.
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You know what I'm talking about,
sweetheart, right?
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But wasn't a trip
to the emergency room
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what brought you here?
Severe chest pains?
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- Bullshit.
- Bullshit.
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That was a panic attack,
not a heart attack.
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It was a panic attack
brought on by that shrill voice
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of that fucking mother of mine.
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"You're too fat, Teddy.
You're going to die.
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"You're too fucking fat
to do anything, Teddy.
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"You're too fat
to work the snow blower."
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Fuck her. She's the reason
I'm in here, you understand?
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They took an EKG on me, all right?
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I got the heart of a teenager.
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A morbidly obese teenager.
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Come on. Don't be so sensitive.
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Faith? Do you know what time it is?
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It's time to get real. Share with us.
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Well, as many of you know,
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the other day I woke up next to a guy
I was pretty fucking fond of,
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and he was dead.
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So tears were shed,
boos were fucking hoo'd,
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and it sucks to be me.
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And that led to the drugs and alcohol.
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No, not really.
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Been on pretty good terms
with drugs and alcohol.
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Hallelujah! Preach on, sister.
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You know what I think, Faith?
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I think you need to go
and say good-bye to this man.
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Too late.
Funeral's happening as we speak.
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Well, then you should be there.
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That would be a pretty serious
breach of groupie etiquette.
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Well, not healing thyself,
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that's a serious breach
of human etiquette.
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Bibles of truth, Gabe.
Assalam-alaikum, my brother.
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I'm sorry.
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You should go, Faith.
Pay your respects. Say good-bye.
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The weight,
it will lift off your chest
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and you will be able to soar again.
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That's all well and good,
it really is.
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But I can't just show up there
all alone.
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I mean, the chick
who rolls up solo to a funeral
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is usually the one
who was fucking the dead guy.
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Hey, the answer is yes, sweetheart.
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I'll be your date, any time.
Here's the thing, though.
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Can we stop by
an In-N-Out Burger on the way?
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I'm fucking famished.
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- Hank?
- Yes, Gabe?
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I think that you should go with Faith.
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Oh, gosh.
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I would totally love to,
but funerals kind of bum me out.
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Well, I think it would be
a good test for you
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to go out into the real world,
see if you can stay sober.
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I don't see why I would.
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Yeah. Well, I think you should try.
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Tell me the truth, Gabe.
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You just want me out of your hair
for the day, is that right?
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- Yes.
- That shit is cold.
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I'm just saying.
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Fuck sticks.
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I guess a field trip does sound
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kind of good to me
right about now. OK.
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Can I bring anything back
for you damaged fuckers?
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Some coke? Some heroin?
Some Pink Dot?
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Yeah, if you go to Pink Dot,
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get me some bonbons
or a double dog, or something.
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And don't tease me, pretty boy.
I'll fucking lay you out, right?
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Nothing.
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Man-on-man sex is intriguing,
yes, but not arousing.
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That's very interesting.
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It's... It's OK, Charlie.
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It was bound to happen
sooner or later, buddy.
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It's OK, I support you.
In fact, I am proud of you.
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No, Hank, no! I was just...
I was testing myself,
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cos I'm in a pickle, Hank.
It's a big, gay pickle.
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I'm sure it is, my bald bromosexual,
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and I support you
no matter how many dudes you plough.
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I just got to grab a suit.
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- What are you doing out of rehab?
- I got a funeral.
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What? Who died?
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A guy I was seeing.
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Faith, Charlie. Charlie, Faith.
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Charlie is my bald, gay agent.
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Lovely to meet you, Faith.
I'm truly sorry for your loss.
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I'm not gay.
Is there anything I can do?
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No. Thank you, Charlie.
That's very sweet.
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It's true what they say.
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Gay men are more sensitive.
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Going to need the Porsche, too.
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But I've got a big, gay meeting today.
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I believe funeral trumps
big, gay Hollywood meeting.
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- Don't you think?
- Depends on whose funeral, I think.
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Dead rock star.
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OK, yeah. Sorry. Take the car.
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Thanks, Charlie.
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Now you can get back to your gay porn.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Is Krull around?
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That depends. Are you on the list?
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Most definitely not, my good sir.
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But Krull, the tour manager,
should be around here somewhere.
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- He'll vouch for me.
- Sure, sure.
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But maybe I can vouch for you.
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Maybe we can make this whole thing
beneficial for both of us.
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I mean, I want to get it in,
you want in.
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How bad you want it? Talk to me.
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Really, dude? At a funeral?
Have you no shame?
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What, are we going to go
behind a tombstone?
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You believe this fucking guy?
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I'm not going to suck his dick
to get you in there.
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Don't knock it till you try it.
Blowjobs open a lot of doors.
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- Bitch.
- OK, you know what?
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Move it along, groupie,
and take him with you.
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You watch your tongue,
you filthy mongrel.
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This is Faith. All right?
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Have a look
and grasp the cosmic importance
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of this lovely, young lady.
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Without her,
there'd be no rock and roll.
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Get it? Got it?
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Good. Now fuck off, fatty.
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Krull, come here.
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- Thank you, you're the best.
- Anything for you, love.
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Who's the civilian?
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Hank. Krull, Hank.
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Krull. Right on. Good to meet you.
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One dead rock star,
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now we're dating geezers
from the real world?
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Does he look like
he's from the real world?
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And do I look like I date?
He's a friend.
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Frenemy, really.
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Yeah.
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What are you doing here, love?
You're not playing nice.
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I just came to pay my respects.
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I love you, babe, I really do.
But you know what I mean?
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It's inappropriate, you being here.
It's his old lady.
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Come on, Krull, I'll be in and out.
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No monkey business, I promise.
Please, don't make me beg.
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- You promise.
- Scout's honour.
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- All right. Kruller, coming through.
- Not you, pal. Not you, pal.
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- All right, no plus one.
- Good night. Good night.
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Hello, hello.
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Kiss on the head.
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Got to say, Charlie,
I don't know how I feel
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about my new agent
showing up in a cab.
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Sorry, sorry.
The Porsche is in the shop.
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Don't worry, Robbie,
Charlie's going to get a big raise.
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He'll be able to afford a second car.
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- I'm getting a raise?
- You bet, buddy.
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Partners talked about it.
You're going places, Dorothy.
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Charlie, I got a question for you.
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Yeah, what's that?
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How many dicks have you sucked today?
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Sadly, it has been
a dick-free day thus far.
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Charlie. Doesn't have to be that way.
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- Have you tried Grindr?
- I don't believe I have.
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You'd know.
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It's an app. Here, give me your phone.
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It's amazing, Charlie.
It uses your GPS.
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Anywhere you are, you can find a guy
who's ready to fuck.
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Wow. Steve Jobs. Respect.
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There you go. You're all set.
You're the Bald Bear.
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Great. OK, Robbie.
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You're clean, you're sober.
Let's get you back in the game.
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Let's remind this town
how fucking good you really are.
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All right, I got three scripts here.
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Any one of them
would be a killer move.
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This one, a remake of Cruising.
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That's an interesting idea.
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It's a fucking hot idea,
is what it is.
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Script gave me a raging boner.
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Me, too.
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There you go.
Your first dick of the day.
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- What?
- Go for it. You deserve it.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm good, I'm good.
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Yeah. See,
I just beat off this morning.
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Yeah, should carry me
right through lunch.
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Charlie, would you rather beat off
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or get your dick sucked
by a 21 -year-old
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who just skipped out of crunch?
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- I see your point.
- Charlie, I insist.
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The client insists, Charlie.
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Now go get your dick sucked
by a stranger.
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Miss you, broheme.
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I got the feeling this is the kind
of shindig you would dig, you know?
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Howdy.
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Howdy, yourself. I'm the widow.
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Shitness. My condolies and whatnot.
I'm Hank.
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How do you know my husband?
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I didn't. I didn't.
I'm here with a friend
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and I'm visiting with another friend.
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You know what
the weird thing is, Frank?
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Hank.
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My husband's dead and I'm numb.
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- It's not so weird.
- I just want to feel something.
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- Any feeling.
- Yeah, you know, it's understandable.
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I'm going through
a similar thing right now.
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- I totally understand.
- Shut up!
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You'll do.
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- Have you got a few minutes, Frank?
- Well...
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Cos I'd really love to gob your knob.
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Well, anything in your time of need.
Come on.
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Look at this. Hello.
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Brilliant.
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Hey.
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Hey, could you...
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Could you give us a few minutes here?
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- What the fuck, dude?
- Can you give me a few minutes?
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- All right, it's your field trip too.
- Come here.
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Come here, come here.
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It was very nice to meet you.
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So nice to meet you. Brilliant.
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And I'm so sorry for your loss.
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Not as sorry as I am, my love.
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Apparently,
he is not as sorry as I am either.
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You.
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- Me?
- You look familiar.
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- I don't believe we've met.
- I don't believe we have.
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You were on the road with him,
weren't you?
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You mean Big Dave in lighting?
244
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:59,068
Yeah, well, you know, Bingo Starr.
245
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:00,695
Give me a break.
246
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:02,572
You're way too hot
for the lighting guy.
247
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,700
- Well, thank you.
- No. I remember you.
248
00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:09,412
I remember, the record company
threw some kind of a party.
249
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:13,249
Was it Greenville?
Maybe, I don't remember.
250
00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:15,502
But you were sort of hanging around.
251
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:18,046
There was entirely
way too much eye contact
252
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:19,547
between the two of you.
253
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,050
Listen, lady, I really don't know
what you're talking about.
254
00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:26,638
He was never going to leave me,
you know. Ever.
255
00:13:28,265 --> 00:13:29,641
Wasn't going to
write a song about you, either.
256
00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:34,145
Is that what he told you?
That he wrote a song about you?
257
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:36,981
How cute!
258
00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:40,026
What was that ballad from
his last record, Frank? Help me.
259
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:43,279
- I never listened to a...
- What was it? Faith?
260
00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:47,617
I bet you think that song's
about you, don't you?
261
00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:48,952
I guess I'm just that vain.
262
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,704
Faith.
263
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:53,915
Boy.
264
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:57,377
Listen, it's all
just rock and roll, right?
265
00:13:57,795 --> 00:14:01,923
You think I give a fuck
about all his road whores?
266
00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:04,050
I'm the one he came home to.
267
00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:05,176
I thought they had an understanding.
268
00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:07,136
Sorry, I just...
269
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:09,806
I may not be a nun, but I'm no whore.
270
00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:12,684
Keep telling yourself that, sweetie.
271
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:17,522
And by the way,
our bulldog's name's Faith.
272
00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:20,775
Fuck.
273
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:23,570
All things considered,
that could've gone a lot worse.
274
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,029
Fuck!
275
00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:28,658
God, you know, the last thing
I wanted to do was upset her, and...
276
00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:29,784
I know.
277
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,120
Just seeing him
all laid out like that,
278
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:34,747
it's just too much, you know?
279
00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:37,166
He even had on his necklace.
280
00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:39,836
His cross.
281
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,631
It was my favourite, and he knew it.
282
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:47,135
He gave it to me
the night before he died.
283
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:49,679
I got rushed out of there, I didn't
even think to take it with me,
284
00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:50,805
and now it's gone forever.
285
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:53,474
That's the problem
with this open casket shit.
286
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,560
In what universe is seeing
a dead person a good thing?
287
00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:57,854
Shit's fucked up.
288
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:00,982
Come on, let's just get out of here.
289
00:15:01,483 --> 00:15:02,650
Back to rehab, really?
290
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:08,031
No, I need a drink, maybe 10.
Then back to rehab.
291
00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:09,908
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
292
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:15,747
- What are you doing?
- Something idiotic, I'm sure.
293
00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:18,791
If I'm not back in 10 minutes,
blow someone to find me.
294
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:30,345
Right on, Bald Bear. Let's do this.
295
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:32,430
Hold on a second. Hold on a second.
Hold on a second.
296
00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:34,474
I have a confession to make.
297
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,018
I'm not really a homosexual man.
298
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:42,357
So you wanna play this straight?
That's your game?
299
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,567
Whatever, dude,
I just wanna get my dick sucked.
300
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:48,655
As you should. I totally understand,
and you're entitled.
301
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:54,285
I'm pro-gay. I'm pro-sexuality
in any form. Any form.
302
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:58,456
And I really respect and admire
the way you guys are using technology
303
00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,041
to get your rocks off
in the middle of the day.
304
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:04,003
But me, myself, I'm not gay.
305
00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:08,049
I just... I got myself in the middle
of a huge misunderstanding.
306
00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:09,759
Huge.
307
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,010
"Misunderstanding."
308
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:12,720
Don't do that. Yes.
309
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:17,517
Yes, I sort of
led a prospective client
310
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:18,768
to believe I was gay,
311
00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:21,813
cos that's what
he was looking for in an agent.
312
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,314
He wanted a gaygent.
313
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:26,150
So you're pretending to be gay
for career advancement?
314
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,278
That's really offensive, dude.
315
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:30,947
Robbie Mac is a brave man.
316
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:32,532
He's one of the first
fully-out movie stars.
317
00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:35,868
I know. He's incredible.
A real trailblazer.
318
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:42,041
What if I marched out there
and told him what you just told me?
319
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,294
What if I paid you not to?
320
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:58,599
Forgive me, Father, for I am about to
purloin some shit off a dead man.
321
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:14,115
What the fuck
do you think you're doing?
322
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:18,786
I'm just paying respects
to a fallen hero.
323
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,163
You kissed him.
324
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:23,416
Yeah, I was overcome with emotion.
325
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:26,127
He was my best friend.
A childhood mate.
326
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:28,087
If anyone's going to plant lips
on him, it should be me,
327
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:29,922
or his wife.
328
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:32,508
Yeah, you're right,
it was a miscalculation.
329
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,260
Wait a second.
330
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,472
You're that cheeky fucker who
threw up all over my baby grand
331
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,474
and ruined my cocaine. The writer.
332
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,726
Who's not a fan of mine.
333
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,019
What the fuck are you doing here?
334
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:45,354
I'm a big fan. Big fan of...
335
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:47,023
So you're a fan of his,
but not of mine?
336
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:49,150
He's a brilliant fucking
guitar player.
337
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:51,235
And I'm not brilliant
in my own regard?
338
00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:53,821
Do you have any idea how hard
it is to be a front man?
339
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,239
The pressure that's on me
340
00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:58,367
to entertain millions
of working-class citizens
341
00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:02,121
and constantly reinvent myself
and maintain my beautiful...
342
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:04,874
- Everything OK?
- Yeah, it's peachy. It's peachy.
343
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:08,586
This arrogant fucking wanker
is trying to bugger our dead friend.
344
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:09,796
Maybe we should bugger him.
345
00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:11,547
No, I don't think anybody
should bugger anybody.
346
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:12,924
Boys, this is really my fault.
347
00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:15,218
He was just trying
to get my necklace back.
348
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,053
You're stealing from a dead man?
349
00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:18,596
- No...
- Technically, yes...
350
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,598
Tony gave it to me, OK?
351
00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:22,141
It's the only thing he ever gave me.
352
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:24,477
Faith, you need to hit the road, love.
353
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:29,440
- Wait a second. This is Faith?
- Yes.
354
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:31,692
It is a pleasure to meet you,
sweetheart.
355
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:34,237
Tony talked about you all the time.
356
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:38,699
He said you had an uncanny ability
to suck killer riffs out of him.
357
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:42,745
What the fuck is this
skanky skank still doing here?
358
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,038
- I was just leaving.
- All right, yeah.
359
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,915
Good! No, he can stay.
360
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,125
- Ladies, ladies.
- He can stay.
361
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:48,334
It's big enough for the both of you.
362
00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:49,919
I think she should probably stay, too.
363
00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:52,213
If she insists on staying,
364
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:55,800
then I insist on kicking her
in the fucking cunt.
365
00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:58,261
The fucking cunt!
366
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,722
I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
367
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,562
No! My hair!
368
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:09,730
- Stop it! Stop it!
- No!
369
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,607
- Come on, it's time.
- No!
370
00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:12,817
It's time.
371
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:15,319
Hello, Los Angeles!
372
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:19,115
If you're seeing me
in this badass holographic form,
373
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:20,449
that means I must be dead,
374
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,493
which totally sucks for me,
375
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:23,744
but I don't want
any of you good people
376
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:27,081
feeling sorry for me.
I've had a great fucking life.
377
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:31,878
I want to thank you all for coming out
to celebrate my untimely demise.
378
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:34,547
I leave you with this...
379
00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:55,526
That's him right there!
380
00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:01,991
Come here, baby. Come here.
381
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,327
I'm sorry I was such a bitch.
382
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:07,914
No, God, I'm so sorry
I fucked your husband.
383
00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:09,457
Hey.
384
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:17,381
- It's rock and roll, right?
- Yeah, yeah.
385
00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:22,303
It's not the dope talking, but I still
really dig your writing, man.
386
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:23,930
Thank you.
387
00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:26,933
Yeah, thanks.
388
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:29,560
You really gotta check out
some of my earlier stuff.
389
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,562
There's some good shit on there.
390
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:34,398
Before everything
got so fucking polished.
391
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:38,194
Fucking Pro Tools.
392
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:47,453
That dead man there
was my best friend.
393
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,790
We met when we were five years old.
394
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:55,086
We used to go around to
his mum and dad's after school
395
00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:58,881
and wear out their copy
of Exile on Main Street.
396
00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:02,635
One day he showed me his penis.
397
00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:05,805
It was alarmingly big
for a five-year-old.
398
00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:11,686
He told me when he grew up
he wanted to be a rock and roll star,
399
00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:15,106
and bugger me if he didn't
grow up and do just that.
400
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,609
So before we put that fucker
in the ground,
401
00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:21,404
I'd like to play you
one of his favourite songs.
402
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,364
After that, you're all invited
back to my place.
403
00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:28,494
We'll consume narcotics,
and listen to Exile
404
00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:34,041
and get our penises out
in honour of our fallen comrade.
405
00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:40,089
Saw you stretched out in room 1009
406
00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:45,678
With a smile on your face
and a tear right in your eye
407
00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:51,892
Couldn't seem to get a line on you
408
00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:57,898
My sweet honey love
409
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:04,530
May the good Lord shine a light on you
410
00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:09,952
Make every song you sing
your favourite tune
411
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:19,462
You don't seem nearly as fucked-up
as everybody else here.
412
00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:22,715
I was tempted to partake,
but it seems like
413
00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:25,259
the kind of night where
you need to feel everything.
414
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:29,388
Even if it hurts so bad you want
to tear your fucking skin off.
415
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,682
I hear that, pretty lady.
416
00:22:31,933 --> 00:22:34,477
Shit, I almost forgot.
417
00:22:46,573 --> 00:22:48,074
This means so much.
418
00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:52,578
Thank you.
419
00:22:52,829 --> 00:22:55,039
So what now? Back to rehab?
420
00:22:55,582 --> 00:22:57,583
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
421
00:22:57,667 --> 00:22:59,543
Just to pick up my stuff.
422
00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:02,922
I think it's time
to come back to life.
423
00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:05,174
Road beckons.
424
00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:06,759
Another project awaits.
425
00:23:06,843 --> 00:23:09,303
Really? Project?
426
00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:12,723
Yeah. They're my projects.
427
00:23:12,849 --> 00:23:16,685
Yeah, I see a spark,
a flash of true genius,
428
00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:18,687
and I just have to help.
429
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:21,023
I want them to be
the very best they can be.
430
00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:23,317
You sound like
quite the patron of the arts.
431
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:25,236
It's what I do.
432
00:23:26,822 --> 00:23:29,156
- How about yourself?
- What about me?
433
00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:30,908
What's next?
434
00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:33,494
I suppose I should write something.
435
00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:35,579
Sit my ass in a chair.
The chair beckons.
436
00:23:36,873 --> 00:23:37,998
Good for you.
437
00:23:40,168 --> 00:23:42,336
Right, cos it's just that easy.
438
00:23:42,462 --> 00:23:43,879
Have a little Faith, Hank.
439
00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:57,059
Hank Moody, get up off your ass
and come with me.
440
00:23:57,602 --> 00:24:00,020
I'm going to play you
the greatest song ever written
441
00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:01,897
in the history of the universe.
442
00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:04,525
After which, we shall snort cocaine
443
00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:07,862
and have our assholes
tongued by the angels.
444
00:24:31,636 --> 00:24:33,804
OK, hi.
445
00:24:34,681 --> 00:24:36,724
Good morning, gorgeous.
446
00:24:37,976 --> 00:24:40,060
Yes, please. I'd love some.
447
00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:41,729
Some what?
448
00:24:41,855 --> 00:24:44,982
Some of your delicious
Girl Scout cookies.
449
00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:48,194
No, I'm not that.
I'm here to see Natalie. Yeah.
450
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,112
Natalie, Natalie.
451
00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:53,282
Natalie's my wife.
452
00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:55,367
Natalie took the children to school.
453
00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:58,579
Natalie said,
"Let the new designer in."
454
00:24:58,747 --> 00:25:00,164
That's me.
455
00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:02,208
What Natalie failed to say
456
00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:07,254
is how absolutely fucking
smokingly gorgeous you are.
457
00:25:08,798 --> 00:25:10,633
- I'm going to go, and then...
- You're going to come in.
458
00:25:11,259 --> 00:25:14,470
I'm incredibly interested
in what your plans are
459
00:25:14,554 --> 00:25:17,056
for the interior of my home.
460
00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:20,726
Could you put some clothes on?
461
00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:22,603
Why would I put some clothes on?
462
00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:25,481
This is the way
the baby Jesus made me.
463
00:25:25,899 --> 00:25:27,316
That's nice.
464
00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:30,194
I'm joking.
Come on, I'll dig up some trousers.
465
00:25:30,445 --> 00:25:33,739
Are you a fan of mine?
As I am of yours?
466
00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:37,952
You could... I don't know.
467
00:25:42,874 --> 00:25:45,876
- You attached?
- Excuse me?
468
00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:49,463
Are you spoken for?
Do you have a lover?
469
00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:51,048
Or many lovers?
470
00:25:51,174 --> 00:25:55,135
There are no wrong answers here,
only arousing ones.
471
00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:04,937
Do you know that fucker?
472
00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:07,982
Yeah. I know this fucker.
473
00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:11,110
This fucker is supposed to be
in rehab right now.
474
00:26:11,194 --> 00:26:15,739
That fucker was about a million miles
away from rehab last night.
475
00:26:16,157 --> 00:26:18,701
We shared an eight ball,
among other things.
476
00:26:18,785 --> 00:26:22,997
We spoke of hopes and dreams,
of what the world needs now.
477
00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:26,292
I played him a song
inspired by his magnus opum.
478
00:26:26,459 --> 00:26:31,213
A song about the healing power
of sex and love and rock and roll.
479
00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:33,132
He said it sounded
480
00:26:33,216 --> 00:26:36,635
like a pit bull
raping a small, deaf child.
481
00:26:37,012 --> 00:26:39,555
I don't think he meant it
as a compliment!
482
00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:42,891
No, he can be a tough critic that way.
483
00:26:44,185 --> 00:26:46,270
Stop kicking me.
484
00:26:49,482 --> 00:26:50,983
Karen, what the fuck?
485
00:26:51,234 --> 00:26:52,776
You stole my line.
486
00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:55,029
No, then it must be a sign.
487
00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:59,074
It appears that I've had
a relapse of some sort.
488
00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:02,870
I've been tested
and found severely lacking,
489
00:27:03,079 --> 00:27:06,665
and I should probably
go back to rehab post-haste.
490
00:27:06,791 --> 00:27:09,043
You think maybe
you can give me a ride?
491
00:27:09,252 --> 00:27:10,544
Probably get myself...
492
00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:16,133
Well, maybe...
Maybe just a few more winks.
493
00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:19,136
I was having the nicest dream.
494
00:27:19,429 --> 00:27:20,846
I was on a beach somewhere with you
495
00:27:21,222 --> 00:27:24,808
and God was marrying us,
and you turned into a mermaid,
496
00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:26,727
and I couldn't find your vagina,
497
00:27:26,811 --> 00:27:28,145
and your hair
was covering your breasts,
498
00:27:28,229 --> 00:27:29,605
which was kind of pissing me off,
499
00:27:29,689 --> 00:27:31,774
and then someone was kicking me.
500
00:27:31,858 --> 00:27:33,317
He's fine.
501
00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:36,695
It's cocaine-induced dementia,
there's nothing to worry about.
502
00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:38,989
He just needs his beauty sleep.
503
00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:42,117
In the meantime,
would you like to hear a song
504
00:27:42,243 --> 00:27:45,412
that I penned about the problems
in the Sudan?
505
00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:48,165
I'd really appreciate your take.
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