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(Chyna) Previously on A.N.T. Farm...
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The name is Ticonderoga.
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Dixon Ticonderoga.
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So, Olive, how about
we take my helicopter
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-and go grab some dinner in Sonoma?
-I'd love to.
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(helicopter whirring)
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Olive, this is my girlfriend, Oksana.
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Oksana, this is my ex-girlfriend, Olive.
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Ex-girlfriend?
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Oops.
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I skipped that part, didn't I?
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Olive? Are you feeling better?
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I'll never find another guy!
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Look, I know we fight all the time, but
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I'm always here for you.
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What just happened?
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Your face bumped into my lips!
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No, you kissed me! And...
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I don't feel like vomiting.
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Me neither. What is happening?
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Uh...
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Hello, Fletcher.
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Lovely weather we're having.
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Hello, Olive.
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How are your stocks performing?
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Okay, this is just weird.
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Although my stocks
are actually doing quite well, thank you.
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Sorry, I guess I'm just
a little freaked out after the
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lip-touching thing.
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Yeah, that, uh,
lip-touching thing was
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unexpected.
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Unexpected like winning the lottery?
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Or unexpected
like getting mauled by a bear?
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Though lottery winners experience
an immediate sense of euphoria,
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it often devolves
into a miserable existence
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marred by alienation,
lawsuits and broken relationships.
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While bear attack survivors,
on the other hand,
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often develop a new appreciation
and zest for life.
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So kissing you was as good
as being mauled by a bear.
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Thanks, Olive. That's the nicest thing
you've ever said to me.
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-Hey, guys. What's going on?
-Uh...
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Help! Olive's trying to steal
my wallet!
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What?
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You were just...
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...about to blow my scary
stranger whistle on you!
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(whistles)
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(chuckles) Okay.
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I am not going to let
another Fletcher-Olive argument
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ruin my perfect day.
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I won a package of pencils
in the student lottery!
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Hey, Chyna. Can I have a pencil?
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Look, Angus.
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Everyone's been asking me
for pencils,
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and I already sent three home
to my family.
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Look, I'm so sorry,
but I just can't.
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Fine, Chyna!
I thought we were friends!
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You know,
having pencils has changed you.
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♪ Ooh, doo, doo ♪
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♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo ♪
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Whoo!
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♪ Everybody's got that thing ♪
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♪ Something differentwe all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'emclip your wings ♪
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♪ You got it, you got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blaze ♪
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♪ In extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 days ♪
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♪ We got it, we got it ♪
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♪ You can dream it ♪
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♪ You can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel it ♪
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♪ You can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptionalExceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptionalExceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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-♪ Hey! ♪-♪ Ooh ♪
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Whoo!
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Hey, Olive.
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I'm sorry I accused you of stealing
my wallet in front of Chyna.
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Yeah, I did not appreciate that.
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First of all, I don't steal. I just needed
to borrow some lunch money.
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Second of all, it's really more
of a ladies' change purse.
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You actually took my change...
Wallet?
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I was just covering
because I didn't want Chyna
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to know that you and I are...
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What are we now?
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Labels aren't important.
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All that matters is that your money
is my money now.
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Wait.
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Why don't you want Chyna
to know about us?
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Well, we're all such good friends.
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I just don't want things between us
to be weird.
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I say when she's around, we just pretend
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like everything between us
is the way it always was.
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So be viciously mean
to each other?
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-Exactly.
-(elevator bell dings)
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Hey, guys.
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Look at this.
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I have even less pencil than I did
before I won the lottery.
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Well, at least that pencil
is sharper than Fletcher!
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Yeah? Well, you punch like a girl!
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(quietly) A very powerful girl!
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(Chyna) That's enough!
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I've watched you fight for three years.
This has got to stop.
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And I know just how to do it.
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Lock us in a room together, alone,
and leave us there for hours?
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Yeah! Just the two of us, alone,
having a make-up session.
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Actually, I have a better idea.
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This is your
better idea?
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The Z-Walk?
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You know I'm acrophobic!
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And I'm falling-to-my-death-
and-ending-up-a-bloody-stain-
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to-be-eaten
by-crows-aphobic!
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I can't believe tourists
actually pay good money to do this!
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I am definitely not buying
the souvenir photo!
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(camera clicks)
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Look, you two need to learn
how to get along.
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And the strongest
emotional connections
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are forged between people who survive
life or death situations together.
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War buddies, bank hostages,
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members of a bear attack
survivors group.
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Gah! She's proven her point
with an interesting factoid!
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(gasps) This is the best book
I've ever read.
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Hey, Lexi.
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Can't you see I'm reading?
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(gasping)
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Oh! This is the best part!
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(gasps) Oh, no,
this is the best part!
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(gasps) This book just
keeps getting better and better!
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Don't you have any interests
besides yourself?
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Yeah. I like reading.
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Besides, there are no cool activities
at this school.
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Actually, there are a number
of fascinating clubs you can join here.
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In fact, I'm heading out right now
to a meeting of the Dating Club.
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Dating Club?
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I'll join that.
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Let me just finish my book.
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(gasping) Wow!
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I did not see that ending coming.
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I loved it!
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-(wind whooshes)
-(screams)
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Okay, okay! It worked!
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Olive and I are friends now.
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But we haven't gotten
to the danger part yet.
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We haven't?
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Maybe you'd care more about Fletcher
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if you lost him forever!
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(screams)
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No!
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See? You care.
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He's dead! Fletcher is dead!
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(Chyna) No, he isn't.
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While you two were peeing
your windpants,
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the roomavator
moved to ground level.
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Fletcher fell two feet.
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(Fletcher) Yeah.
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Into the cactus garden.
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Fletcher!
Oh, thank goodness you're alive!
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And ow!
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Wow. This worked even better
than I thought it would.
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Wait. What's going on here?
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Okay, the truth is...
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Fletcher and I are a couple now.
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What?
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What?
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You're going out with my Olive?
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(camera clicks)
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I'm here for the Dating Club.
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This is the Dating Club?
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Yeah! Carbon dating.
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We measure the levels
of carbon decay
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to determine the age of fossils
and other unearthed remains.
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Like this partially decomposed
Australopithecus skeleton.
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You're dating him?
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Well, I guess he's a step up
from Fletcher.
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This club is stupid!
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How is this club we found next
to Australopithecus stupid?
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It's evidence
of rudimentary tool-making!
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I mean this school
needs some fun activities.
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Like a cheerleading squad.
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Which this now officially is!
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Can she do that?
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Yeah, I think she can.
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Now! First order of business,
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I nominate myself
as head cheerleader.
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Anyone want to second
the nomination?
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(as skeleton) I will!
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She's gorgeous!
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-(cracks)
-(gasp)
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It's okay, I forgive you.
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High five? (chuckles)
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So you guys are dating
each other?
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No, we're going out.
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I know how old he is without
measuring his level of carbon decay.
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By the way, I hope you know
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I'm missing a very important
club meeting for this.
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I am so happy for you guys.
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You're my two best friends.
Why would you keep it secret from me?
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Well, that was Fletcher's idea.
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That's weird.
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Fletcher had an idea?
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He's never had an idea before.
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What would motivate you
to have an idea?
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I have no idea.
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Anyway, I'm glad you're not upset.
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That's why Fletcher
didn't want to tell you about us!
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He's still in love with you!
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What are you talking about?
You kept it a secret, too.
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Not just from you,
from everyone!
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I'm dating Fletcher! It's humiliating!
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But Fletcher dating zazow?
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He should want to tell
the whole world!
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Olive, don't be silly. You're looking
for problems where they don't exist.
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That's what I do!
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Look, I just don't want
to get hurt again
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like when Dixon dumped me.
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I need to know for sure
if Fletcher is still in love with you
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and there's only one way
to find out.
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Well, from that crazed
look in your eye,
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I'm guessing that way
is not just asking him?
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Of course not!
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The obvious approach
is for you to tempt Fletcher
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by flirting with him while I watch.
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Are you crazy?
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What kind of question is that?
You see the look in my eye?
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(elevator dings)
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(screams)
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Hey, Angus. What's up?
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Olive is the love of my life!
How could you?
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I'm sorry, it just happened.
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But, to be fair,
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I don't think you ever really
had any shot with her.
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Well, if you stole the girl
I never had any shot with,
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then I'll steal the girl
you never had any shot with!
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You'll have to be more specific.
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That could literally be any girl.
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I'm talking about Chyna.
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-You? Go out with Chyna?
-Yup.
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I'm not going to enjoy it,
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and she's not
going to enjoy it,
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but most of all,
you're not going to enjoy it!
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It's one of those
"lose, lose, lose" situations
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where everybody wins.
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Except you!
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And me.
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And Chyna!
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I really do not
want to flirt with Fletcher.
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Why, he's not cute enough
for you?
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No, he's cute.
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You think he's cute?
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He is my boyfriend, Chyna!
Hands off!
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Now go try to steal him from me.
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Hey, Fletcher. Do you want to go
to the movies or something.
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00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,580
Sorry, I can't.
I have plans with Olive.
257
00:12:33,667 --> 00:12:34,667
Okay, no problem.
258
00:12:36,834 --> 00:12:38,964
-There. Satisfied?
-No!
259
00:12:39,041 --> 00:12:40,421
You call that flirting?
260
00:12:41,208 --> 00:12:42,878
(scoffs) No wonder
you don't have a boyfriend.
261
00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:46,665
Well. You need to make more
of an effort.
262
00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:49,750
Make yourself
impossible to resist.
263
00:12:49,834 --> 00:12:50,714
Like how?
264
00:12:53,667 --> 00:12:54,707
Like this.
265
00:12:56,458 --> 00:12:58,328
Now that you have
the look down,
266
00:12:58,417 --> 00:13:00,577
you need to work
on your flirting skills.
267
00:13:00,667 --> 00:13:02,957
-Pretend I'm Fletcher.
-Okay.
268
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:04,960
Fletcher, get out of my room!
269
00:13:05,917 --> 00:13:06,877
Flirt with me!
270
00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:08,915
Okay! (sighs)
271
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:11,880
Hey there, Fletcher.
272
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:15,877
We've been ignoring
this mutual attraction for too long.
273
00:13:16,417 --> 00:13:18,827
I think it's time
we stop pretending and
274
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,670
just go for it. (kisses)
275
00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:26,380
What the heck was that?
276
00:13:27,667 --> 00:13:28,997
That was terrible!
277
00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:30,833
You didn't mention
one interesting factoid!
278
00:13:30,917 --> 00:13:32,917
We have a lot of work to do.
279
00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:40,286
-Lexi, do we really have to do this?
-Yes!
280
00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:43,205
I am determined
to have some fun at this school.
281
00:13:43,542 --> 00:13:44,792
But don't worry.
282
00:13:44,875 --> 00:13:46,785
Cheerleading is easy. Watch.
283
00:13:48,041 --> 00:13:50,081
♪ Cheerleading is coolGive it a try ♪
284
00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:53,038
♪ Because if you don'tI'll make you cry! ♪
285
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,832
♪ So stop your sulkingQuit your whining ♪
286
00:13:56,917 --> 00:13:59,417
♪ Or your tombstonesI'll be designing ♪
287
00:14:00,542 --> 00:14:02,712
♪ Yay threats! ♪
288
00:14:06,417 --> 00:14:08,537
Well, you do make it sound fun.
289
00:14:09,667 --> 00:14:10,667
Let's try it.
290
00:14:11,041 --> 00:14:12,541
♪ Give me a Z! ♪
291
00:14:12,625 --> 00:14:14,075
-Z!
-Hey!
292
00:14:14,583 --> 00:14:18,043
Stop that! Only the head cheerleader
gets to say, "Give me a letter!"
293
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:19,205
Letter!
294
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:23,170
Guys, you need to focus!
295
00:14:23,709 --> 00:14:25,879
And I don't mean the lenses
on your microscope.
296
00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:31,785
Lexi's right. (sighs)
297
00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:33,995
I guess we could cheer
at the big game tomorrow.
298
00:14:34,542 --> 00:14:36,832
There's a big game?
(gasping) Is it football?
299
00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:38,628
Or basketball?
300
00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:41,173
Computer programming!
301
00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:45,790
The Z-Tech Zebras
take on the Silicon Valley Tesla Coils
302
00:14:45,875 --> 00:14:48,285
in head-to-head
fortran coding action!
303
00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:51,670
-Give me a break!
-Break!
304
00:14:55,125 --> 00:14:55,995
(elevator dings)
305
00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:57,632
Okay!
306
00:14:58,041 --> 00:15:01,251
There's Fletcher.
Now, remember, stick to the script.
307
00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:03,580
Now work it, girl!
308
00:15:06,834 --> 00:15:08,504
(sighs) Hey!
309
00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:11,960
Hey, Chyna. New look?
310
00:15:12,875 --> 00:15:14,325
(chuckles) Yeah.
311
00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:17,625
Speaking of looks, you look really good
in those orange jeans.
312
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,789
Interesting factoid about jeans, or
313
00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:21,915
denim dungarees...
314
00:15:22,959 --> 00:15:27,959
Although originally designed for cowboys,
starting in the 1950s,
315
00:15:28,041 --> 00:15:30,921
they became popular
with continued on other arm...
316
00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:33,038
(Chyna) Oh.
317
00:15:33,792 --> 00:15:35,332
...teenagers. (chuckles)
318
00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:39,035
Chyna, I see what you're up to.
319
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:40,790
I'm not up to anything.
320
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,578
I'm just the same old Chyna.
321
00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:43,827
This is what I'm like.
322
00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:45,667
Zazow.
323
00:15:47,834 --> 00:15:50,334
Obviously, you got yourself
all gussied up
324
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:52,457
in those come hither clothes
325
00:15:52,542 --> 00:15:55,752
and are whispering sweet factoids
into my ear to impress me.
326
00:15:57,041 --> 00:15:59,381
Sorry, Chyna,
you missed the boat.
327
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:00,825
It's Olive's boat now.
328
00:16:01,458 --> 00:16:02,708
(whispers) I'm the boat.
329
00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:05,538
Okay then.
330
00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:06,575
Good.
331
00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:08,996
You don't have to put on
a brave face for me.
332
00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:10,633
I know how you feel.
333
00:16:10,959 --> 00:16:13,499
Believe it or not, there was a time
I had a huge crush on a girl
334
00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:14,633
and she didn't like me back.
335
00:16:14,709 --> 00:16:16,209
You don't say.
336
00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:18,495
But her not liking me
337
00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:21,460
was the best thing
that could have happened.
338
00:16:21,542 --> 00:16:24,542
I ended up with someone
so much better than her.
339
00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:29,540
Someone cuter,
sweeter, smarter...
340
00:16:29,625 --> 00:16:32,285
Well, I bet the first girl
was really cute
341
00:16:32,375 --> 00:16:34,125
and sweet and smart, too.
342
00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:35,498
No. Not really.
343
00:16:37,834 --> 00:16:39,674
Anyway, hope
that makes you feel better!
344
00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:44,166
Wow.
345
00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:45,750
He is really over you.
346
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,380
(chuckles) I told you.
347
00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:51,125
Now, uh, I'm just gonna go
cry into my teddy bear.
348
00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:54,075
Did you see that?
349
00:16:54,625 --> 00:16:55,995
Chyna was flirting with me.
350
00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:59,250
(scoffs) Obviously,
Olive put her up to it.
351
00:16:59,625 --> 00:17:01,495
She was just using Chyna
to test you.
352
00:17:02,667 --> 00:17:03,667
What?
353
00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:06,753
I can't believe
Olive was manipulating me.
354
00:17:07,709 --> 00:17:09,039
Two can play at that game.
355
00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:12,415
Actually, "Manipulation"
is a game for three to eight players.
356
00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:19,543
It's also for ages 10 and up.
357
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:22,375
I'm 14.
358
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:24,044
You're 14?
359
00:17:24,834 --> 00:17:27,384
I just thought you were a second grader
that draws well.
360
00:17:33,750 --> 00:17:35,630
All right, handsome, you can do this.
361
00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:38,328
Pretend you're attracted to Chyna.
362
00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:42,705
It won't be easy,
but you must make Fletcher suffer.
363
00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:51,923
Wow, you look like Olive!
364
00:17:53,834 --> 00:17:54,964
Go away, Angus.
365
00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:56,461
Wow, you sound like Olive!
366
00:17:58,667 --> 00:18:00,577
Well, here's something else
Olive would do.
367
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,673
Indeed!
368
00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:07,878
The hunt is on!
369
00:18:11,709 --> 00:18:12,749
(elevator dings)
370
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:15,170
Hey, my Ol-love.
371
00:18:16,792 --> 00:18:18,922
I got you a present
for our two-day anniversary.
372
00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:21,883
Aw, you didn't have to do that,
373
00:18:21,959 --> 00:18:24,459
even though I expressly told you
you had to.
374
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,580
What'd you get me?
375
00:18:28,291 --> 00:18:29,131
Clothes?
376
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:31,415
Yeah! Put 'em on.
377
00:18:33,417 --> 00:18:34,667
You want me
to wear this?
378
00:18:36,041 --> 00:18:37,381
Don't worry.
379
00:18:37,667 --> 00:18:40,127
It'll look even better
with the necklace.
380
00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:43,173
Uh...
381
00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:46,327
I don't understand
why you want me to dress like this.
382
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:49,290
I just think it makes you look
more attractive.
383
00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:51,285
In fact, to complete the look...
384
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:58,080
But now my hair has two colors!
385
00:18:58,166 --> 00:19:00,326
How will I accurately
fill out government forms?
386
00:19:05,208 --> 00:19:06,418
You got no game!
387
00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:09,210
You probably got a C+ in C++!
388
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,420
Hey! The only C+ I ever got
389
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:14,040
was in trash-talking class!
390
00:19:14,542 --> 00:19:16,462
So take that, you
391
00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:18,423
worthy opponent.
392
00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:23,380
Come on, guys.
Angus needs our support.
393
00:19:23,458 --> 00:19:24,628
Time for our first cheer.
394
00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:28,075
Just give it your best shot
and look alive.
395
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:30,205
Especially you, Australopithecus!
396
00:19:32,208 --> 00:19:33,708
(upbeat music plays)
397
00:19:35,709 --> 00:19:37,379
♪ We're Z-TechWe're coding ♪
398
00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:39,248
♪ Our mad skills are exploding ♪
399
00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:41,133
♪ Be afraidFeel the terror ♪
400
00:19:41,208 --> 00:19:43,538
♪ Oh, lookYou made a syntax error ♪
401
00:19:44,291 --> 00:19:45,501
(Lexi) ♪ Go, Z-Tech! ♪
402
00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:46,833
(cheering)
403
00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:57,958
What in the name of pom-poms
404
00:19:58,041 --> 00:20:00,331
was that steaming pile of Herkie?
405
00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:04,003
Your rhythm was off,
406
00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:05,503
your arms were flailing,
407
00:20:05,959 --> 00:20:07,499
and, worst of all,
408
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:10,133
you momentarily blocked my face!
409
00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:16,293
I am sick of you nerdy,
worthless weirdos!
410
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:18,960
Here's your next routine.
411
00:20:19,041 --> 00:20:21,131
Punch yourselves in the face!
412
00:20:22,375 --> 00:20:24,165
Because I don't have time
to go around
413
00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:26,960
and do it to each
and every one of you losers!
414
00:20:27,917 --> 00:20:29,247
(growls)
415
00:20:31,583 --> 00:20:32,423
Wow.
416
00:20:32,917 --> 00:20:36,377
I know we weren't very good,
but I thought Australopithecus nailed it.
417
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:43,210
♪ Calling all the monstersCalling all the monsters ♪
418
00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:47,381
♪ Calling all the, calling all theCalling all the monsters ♪
419
00:20:49,709 --> 00:20:51,579
Do I really have to sing?
420
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,417
I'm really more of a rapper,
421
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:55,380
or "Urban poet."
422
00:20:55,458 --> 00:20:56,998
Holla!
423
00:20:58,917 --> 00:21:00,627
Hey, Fletcher. Hey, Chyna.
424
00:21:02,375 --> 00:21:03,205
Wait.
425
00:21:08,125 --> 00:21:09,995
I see what's going
on here, Fletcher.
426
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:12,040
You're trying to make me look
427
00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:14,830
way less pretty
so no one else will want me!
428
00:21:15,417 --> 00:21:17,667
-What?
-(Olive) Come on.
429
00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:20,750
The ridiculous outfit,
the comically oversized necklace,
430
00:21:20,834 --> 00:21:23,754
the low-status,
dead-end profession of musician!
431
00:21:25,041 --> 00:21:27,211
No! I'm trying to turn you
into Chyna.
432
00:21:27,583 --> 00:21:29,753
I knew you were
still in love with her!
433
00:21:29,834 --> 00:21:32,424
(scoffs) Well, can you blame him?
434
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,962
He's not just going to wake up one day
and get over...
435
00:21:35,041 --> 00:21:38,791
No, she means
nothing to me!
436
00:21:39,417 --> 00:21:40,327
Okay, then.
437
00:21:41,792 --> 00:21:44,882
I figured out you were testing me, so
I gave you a taste of your own medicine.
438
00:21:44,959 --> 00:21:47,539
Well, according to the American College
of Clinical Pharmacology,
439
00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:49,665
you should only ever
taste your own medicine!
440
00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:53,081
Guys! Can't you see
this is a good thing?
441
00:21:53,917 --> 00:21:56,787
You never would've done this
if you didn't really like each other.
442
00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:59,130
That's why you got
so upset when you,
443
00:21:59,208 --> 00:22:01,958
very understandably, thought Fletcher
was still in love with me.
444
00:22:02,375 --> 00:22:03,325
And you got upset
445
00:22:03,417 --> 00:22:06,247
because Olive
used my irresistibility to tempt you.
446
00:22:07,458 --> 00:22:08,378
I see...
447
00:22:08,834 --> 00:22:11,584
So what you're saying is,
we shouldn't be mad at each other.
448
00:22:11,667 --> 00:22:13,537
-Right.
-We should be mad at you.
449
00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:15,205
Right... What?
450
00:22:16,792 --> 00:22:17,882
Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
451
00:22:17,959 --> 00:22:20,169
-You are not putting this on me.
-(Olive) Wow.
452
00:22:20,709 --> 00:22:23,709
Denial, inability
to take responsibility.
453
00:22:24,291 --> 00:22:26,331
There's only one way
to work through your issues.
454
00:22:30,875 --> 00:22:33,245
Come on!
Don't leave me out here alone!
455
00:22:33,333 --> 00:22:34,383
(Angus) Oh.
456
00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:36,748
You're not alone. (growls)
457
00:22:43,709 --> 00:22:44,579
Guys!
458
00:22:45,667 --> 00:22:47,127
Look at this!
459
00:22:47,208 --> 00:22:51,628
The school is making me
go to anger management.
460
00:22:51,709 --> 00:22:53,539
Can you believe this Herkie?
461
00:22:54,959 --> 00:22:58,459
Why would anyone think
I need help managing my anger?
462
00:22:58,542 --> 00:23:01,212
That makes me so angry!
463
00:23:05,709 --> 00:23:07,749
(sighs) Anyway,
464
00:23:08,542 --> 00:23:10,292
I'll see you guys
after anger management.
465
00:23:12,709 --> 00:23:16,749
So not only did I lose
the stupid programming competition,
466
00:23:16,834 --> 00:23:18,174
but Fletcher...
467
00:23:18,250 --> 00:23:21,040
Fletcher is dating my Olive!
468
00:23:23,166 --> 00:23:26,206
Oh! Oh, oh! And Chyna
wouldn't go out with me!
469
00:23:27,709 --> 00:23:29,879
Or give me a pencil!
470
00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:37,081
(sighs)
471
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000
Why didn't anybody tell me
about this club?
472
00:23:40,458 --> 00:23:41,628
It's awesome!
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