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( Deck The Halls playing)
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Okay, Chyna, your turn to open
your secret Santa gift.
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(Giggles)
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Oh.
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Font-Tastic:An Unabridged History of Typefaces
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in the Post-Gutenbergian Age,Volume 1.
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Thank you, Olive.
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Actually, it was from me.
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Olive gave it
to me last year.
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Chyna, if you get me next year,
I would really like that.
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What is this?
Some kind of stink rock?
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That is my great-aunt Zuma's
famous figgy pudding.
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I wonder who got it for you.
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Thanks for the stink rock,
Mr. Billionaire!
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You're welcome.
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Well, I'm sure my secret Santa gift
is gonna be great.
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Because Paisley's my secret Santa
and I told her what to get me!
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What took you so long, Paisley?
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I don't pay you to dillydally!
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Uh, Lexi, Paisley works for Z-Tech,
not for you.
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Weren't you listening?
I just said I don't pay her.
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Neither does Mr. Grundy.
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He just gives me these funny
little pieces of paper
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with his autograph on them.
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I'm saving them
in a shoe box,
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because maybe when he's dead
they'll be worth something!
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Anyway, this is the world's most
powerful and advanced hair dryer.
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(Straining)
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The Dragon's Breath
Pro Series Five!
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I wouldn't plug that in!
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We're already drawing a lot of power
for the Christmas tree!
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It'll be fine.
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(Grunts)
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(Hairdryer whirring)
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(Whirring stops)
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See?
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(Seth) Whoo-hoo!
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A teeny little menorah nightlight.
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(Power shutting down)
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(Chyna) Oy vey. (Sighs)
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(Theme music playing)
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(Whoo!)
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♪ Everybody's got that thing ♪
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♪ Something differentwe all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'emclip your wings ♪
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♪ You got itYou got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blaze ♪
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♪ In extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 days ♪
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♪ We got itWe got it ♪
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♪ You can dream it ♪
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♪ You can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel it ♪
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♪ You can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ ExceptionalExceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ ExceptionalExceptional ♪8
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♪ Ooh, ooh, oohOoh, ooh ♪
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(Whoo!)
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(Mr. Grundy) Don't worry, everyone!
The emergency backup system will kick in
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any second.
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What he said.
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Wow, Mr. Grundy, I didn't know
you had a good-looking twin.
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I mean, a just as handsome,
completely identical twin.
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Actually, one of us is a hologram.
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(Gasps)
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It's the other one.
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Wow! He looks so real.
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(Giggles) That tickles!
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When the power went out,
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Z-Tech's emergency backup computer
and security system kicked in.
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I control every system
in the building, including lights...
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(Electricity buzzing)
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Temperature...
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(All shivering)
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And ambient music...
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(To tune of Jingle Bells)♪ Zero one, Zero one, Zero zero one... ♪
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Just tell him
anything you need.
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Yes. I am a very good listener.
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Despite what my ex-girlfriend
hologram says.
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(Elevator dings)
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Just one question.
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So you could make this hologram
look like anyone you want,
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and you picked you?
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The most handsome man
in the world?
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Thank you, Chyna.
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Uh, going back to the
hologram girlfriend thing.
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How does one go about
getting one of those,
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and can you make it look
like anyone?
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-(Phone) Whee!
-Ooh, I got a text.
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So, I'm kind of like
a super computer myself.
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-Really?
-Mmm-hmm.
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I have a 20 peta-flop X-17 processor
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and can achieve over 270 computations
per microsecond.
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(Beeping)
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I won the county spelling bee.
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I'm terribly sorry,
but I have to leave.
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There's a z-mergency
at one of my Z-stores!
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That ztinks.
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I'm afraid I have no choice.
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The z-copter is picking me up
on the roof in five minutes.
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But you're going to miss the rest
of the holiday party.
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Seth was going to teach us
how to use his dreidel.
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-Dreidel?
-Dreidel.
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I made it out of clay.
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(Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel playing)
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Check it out, Paisley!
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I'm the Ice Princess
in the Palo Alto holiday parade.
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I'm going to have
my very own float!
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Is it going to be
a root beer float?
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I love those! They keep me
from drowning in my root beer!
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Paisley, focus!
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I'm going to be sitting next to the
Ice Prince who, ironically, is hot.
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So I need you to get mistletoe
to put above our thrones.
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But Mr. Grundy has me working
on a very important project.
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What? I am this close to firing you
from the job I don't pay you for.
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At Christmas?
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Just go!
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(Shrieks)
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Time for my gift!
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(Grunts)
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Oh. Sticks.
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It's a hlautteinar.
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A bundle of twigs used in the ancient
Saxon winter festival of Modraniht.
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There are more holidays
in December than Christmas,
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Hanukkah, Kwanzaa,
and National Sarcasm Day.
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Wow, Olive.
That was so interesting.
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Thank you. Happy National Sarcasm Day
to you, too.
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This is supposed to be secret Santa,
not secret sarcasm.
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Oh, I totally didn't know that!
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Who is this Santa you speak of?
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And what is his secret?
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You've never heard of him?
Fat man? White beard? Red suit?
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Yeah, Santa Claus.
A.k.a. St. Nick, a.k.a. Kris Kringle?
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Interesting. He has a lot of aliases.
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Yeah. He sees you when you're sleeping,
and he knows when you're awake...
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He knows
if you've been bad or good...
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So he's got
surveillance on you.
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On Christmas Eve,
when everyone's sleeping,
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he travels the world
with his flying reindeer,
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-secretly entering every house and...
-(Alarm beeping)
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What the heck?
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I have initiated a security lockdown
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to protect the facility
from the evil intruder
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(In low voice)
known as Santa Claus.
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No one goes in or out of the
building until after Christmas!
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You can't do that!
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We're have to leave for vacation!
We need to get home for the holidays!
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Yeah, 'cause if we missed National
Sarcasm Day it would be such a tragedy.
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I'm actually completely serious.
It's my favorite holiday.
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Please, you have to let us go.
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You misunderstood what we said.
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Santa Claus is wonderful.
There's nothing scary about him.
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Although I do usually cry
when I sit on his lap at the mall.
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His suit is really dirty
and he smells like the bus station.
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I tried contacting my parents,
but the Internet's down,
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cell phones are blocked.
I can't get a signal.
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Sorry. Cutting off communication
with the outside world
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is necessary to protect Z-Tech
and everything in it
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from the horrible threat of Santa.
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Guys, quick, we need a plan.
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We have to get home
to our families to trim the tree,
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and light the menorah,
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8and do hard-to-pronounce,
twig-based stuff.
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She's right. I mean, if I don't get home,
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who's going to make 8the bordstabelbakkels
and kongelige pepperkakers?
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There must be some way out of here.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah, study hard then graduate.
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Maybe I can override his security
protocols and disable his program.
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I don't think that will work.
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His counter-intrusion measures
are very sophisticated.
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(All scream)
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It's creepy having someone
watch your every move.
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You get used to it.
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(Sighs)
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This door's locked, too?
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(Screams)
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Paisley! Go get help!
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Computer Zoltan locked me in here...
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(Inaudible)
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I can't hear you!
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By the way, I couldn't find any mistletoe,
but I did find a toe missile.
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Oops.
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There's got to be some way
I can communicate with her.
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(Gasps)
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S-O-S.
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Now I see what you need.
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Sauce! S-O-S.
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Do you prefer apple sauce,
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spaghetti sauce,
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Hollandaise sauce,
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bibbick sauce...
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(Both grunt)
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Okay, so we just throw this cinder block
off the roof,
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then climb down these bed sheets
to freedom.
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Whose sheets have
little pink unicorns all over them?
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It doesn't matter!
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-Okay, so where's Fletcher?
-I'm here.
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Did you tie your sheets
to the end of the chain?
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-Yep.
-Okay.
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-And what did you tie them to?
-What do you mean?
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(Crashing)
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Fletcher!
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Why are you guys upset?
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I'm out fifty cents.
I had a tooth under the pillow.
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Tartar sauce...
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(Inaudible)
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Tomato sauce...
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(Sighs)
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Tomahto sauce.
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(Inaudible)
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Give it a rest!
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Show you the rest?
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I would, but I'm really tired
from all this exersauce.
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Huh...
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Well, that's convenient.
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Well, we've tried everything.
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I guess we're all stuck here
for the holidays.
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This is the worst Tsagaan Sar,
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the Mongolian white moon
festival honoring
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the village elders with
the zolgokh greeting, ever!
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This is all your fault, Seth.
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You caused the blackout
when you plugged in your menorah.
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Don't blame me. Somebody gave me
that defective tchotchke.
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Who was my
secret Santa?
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It doesn't matter!
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Stop fighting!
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You're guys are making me feel...
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Homesick.
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-What?
-Every Christmas, my family gets together.
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And my Dad always ends up
arguing with his brothers.
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And then Grandma Dottie
will cry and say,
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"Boys, don't fight! This might be
my last Christmas!"
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And my mom will say, "Well,
we should be so lucky, old woman!"
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And then we have ham.
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(Sighing) I've never spent Christmas
without my mom and dad and Cameron.
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We always sit around the piano
and sing Christmas songs
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until it's time to go
to the midnight service.
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Even though we get home
really late,
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we always wake up super early
on Christmas morning.
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When we were young
it was to open presents,
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but now it's to spend as much time
as we can together on Christmas.
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I'm going to
miss all that.
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Plus my mom's pumpkin pie...
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My bubbe's latkes...
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Our Mongolian exchange
student's yak butter.
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Come on, guys.
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I know we all miss our families,
but we're a family.
250
00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:39,205
We can sit here and feel sorry
for ourselves...
251
00:13:40,709 --> 00:13:44,459
Or we can celebrate together
and enjoy Christmas!
252
00:13:44,542 --> 00:13:46,042
And Hanukkah.
253
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:48,705
And whatever Olive decides
to babble about next.
254
00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:52,040
Thank you! (Chuckling)
255
00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:54,375
You guys are even better
than my family!
256
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:56,998
They just tell me to sit down
and stop talking.
257
00:13:58,333 --> 00:13:59,713
You haven't opened my card yet.
258
00:14:04,125 --> 00:14:07,825
Thanks for getting me back in time
to surprise the Ants, Pete!
259
00:14:07,917 --> 00:14:10,247
And enjoy that figgy pudding!
260
00:14:15,208 --> 00:14:18,378
Oh no. It's Santa Claus!
261
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,998
Ugh, he does smell
like a bus station.
262
00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:27,750
♪ Deck the hallswith boughs of holly ♪
263
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,964
♪ Fa la la la lala la la la! ♪
264
00:14:30,041 --> 00:14:32,541
♪ 'Tis the seasonto be jolly ♪
265
00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:34,705
♪ Fa la la la lala la la la! ♪
266
00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:37,002
(Rapping) Dipped in red
and white sayin' ho, ho, ho.
267
00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:39,383
Santa's in the chimney,
not the door-door-door.
268
00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:41,748
Sent a letter of the gifts
that I'd like to acquire.
269
00:14:41,834 --> 00:14:45,584
Got reindeer on my roof,
and the roof is on fire! Holly!
270
00:14:47,041 --> 00:14:48,961
(Alarm blaring)
271
00:14:49,041 --> 00:14:51,211
Great. You set off
the bad rap alarm.
272
00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:55,172
Attention, everyone!
273
00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:57,210
This is not a drill!
274
00:14:57,291 --> 00:14:59,631
Santa Claus has come to town.
275
00:14:59,709 --> 00:15:00,919
He has?
276
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,580
Wait a second.
277
00:15:02,667 --> 00:15:04,167
You're working with him!
278
00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:05,750
You're an elf!
279
00:15:05,834 --> 00:15:07,794
What? No! He's not an elf.
280
00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:09,375
Elves are short
and wear green hats
281
00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:11,328
and pointy shoes
with bells on them...
282
00:15:13,375 --> 00:15:14,915
Uh-oh.
283
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,920
Why are you covering for him?
284
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,880
You must all be elves!
285
00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:22,209
You're all part of Santa's
diabolical conspiracy!
286
00:15:22,291 --> 00:15:23,671
No, we're not!
He's the only elf!
287
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:25,790
Do what you
want with him!
288
00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:27,075
Security breach!
289
00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:29,166
-You all must be...
-Set free?
290
00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:32,040
(Low voice)
Crushed by the walls of death!
291
00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:33,665
(All screaming)
292
00:15:35,625 --> 00:15:36,825
What the heck?
293
00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:40,383
They're closing in!
294
00:15:40,458 --> 00:15:42,078
They're gonna crush us!
295
00:15:42,166 --> 00:15:43,536
When did they install
walls of death?
296
00:15:43,625 --> 00:15:46,955
I have been asking for a
ping-pong table for three months!
297
00:15:53,375 --> 00:15:54,915
Mr. Hologram, sir,
298
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,670
I know you have this
super computer brain,
299
00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:58,460
but you've made
a terrible mistake!
300
00:15:58,542 --> 00:16:01,042
You don't understand
the true meaning of Christmas!
301
00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:02,455
Sure I do.
302
00:16:02,542 --> 00:16:06,752
Christmas is about the heinous
Arctic ice-demon, Santa Claus,
303
00:16:06,834 --> 00:16:12,424
using false pretenses to infiltrate
and invade a secure facility.
304
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:13,830
Oh!
305
00:16:13,917 --> 00:16:15,667
No. No. You've got it all wrong.
306
00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:17,460
That's not what Christmas
is about at all.
307
00:16:17,542 --> 00:16:20,082
Christmas is about presents!
308
00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:22,826
Lots and lots of presents!
309
00:16:22,917 --> 00:16:24,747
No, it's not!
You're both wrong.
310
00:16:24,834 --> 00:16:27,004
The true meaning
of Christmas is...
311
00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:28,423
Well, we've got these costumes.
312
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:30,500
Why don't we show you
with a holiday pageant?
313
00:16:30,583 --> 00:16:32,213
Chyna, is this just an excuse
314
00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:35,171
to sing one more time before we die?
315
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:36,500
It doesn't matter!
316
00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:40,668
Great. I'm going
to miss the parade.
317
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,290
(Banging)
318
00:16:43,375 --> 00:16:45,165
I don't think your head
is hard enough.
319
00:16:46,375 --> 00:16:48,075
You should use mine.
320
00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:50,166
(Screams)
321
00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:51,630
Where did you
come from?
322
00:16:51,709 --> 00:16:53,499
A second ago you were out there!
323
00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:55,463
(Screams)
324
00:16:55,542 --> 00:16:58,082
Lexi, you seem upset.
325
00:16:58,166 --> 00:16:59,376
Cheer up!
326
00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:01,788
It's the Hollandaise season!
327
00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:09,535
♪ Holy infantso tender and mild ♪
328
00:17:10,625 --> 00:17:16,495
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
329
00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:21,293
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
330
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:26,330
♪ Silent night ♪
331
00:17:26,417 --> 00:17:29,287
♪ Holy night ♪
332
00:17:29,375 --> 00:17:32,325
♪ Shepherds quake ♪
333
00:17:32,417 --> 00:17:34,377
The death walls are closing in!
334
00:17:34,458 --> 00:17:35,958
Do you think we could
skip a few verses?
335
00:17:37,166 --> 00:17:39,286
Okay, okay.
336
00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:42,075
Who hath come to visit me
and my newborn son?
337
00:17:42,166 --> 00:17:45,166
'Tis us. The three wise men.
338
00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:46,540
Why am I playing a wise man?
339
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,080
Your name is Weisman.
Seth Weisman!
340
00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:54,578
Good point.
Have some myrrh.
341
00:17:57,125 --> 00:17:58,745
(Bleating)
342
00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:05,043
♪ Hanukkah, oh, HanukkahCome light the menorah ♪
343
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:08,325
♪ Let's have a partyWe'll all dance the horah ♪
344
00:18:11,875 --> 00:18:13,785
Gimmel! I win!
345
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:16,165
(Chuckling)
Can I get a mazel tov?
346
00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:21,000
Velkommen! I am Julesvenn,
347
00:18:21,083 --> 00:18:22,633
the Norwegian gift-bringer,
348
00:18:22,709 --> 00:18:24,879
here with lucky stalks
of barley for all!
349
00:18:28,959 --> 00:18:30,709
What are you doing?
350
00:18:30,792 --> 00:18:33,252
At least our performance
made frankincense.
351
00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:36,380
(Laughs)
352
00:18:37,625 --> 00:18:39,495
Get it, frankin-sense?
353
00:18:39,583 --> 00:18:42,793
I wish they made
faster death walls.
354
00:18:48,417 --> 00:18:50,707
Why won't you open?
(Shattering)
355
00:18:50,792 --> 00:18:52,332
(Squeaking)
356
00:18:53,375 --> 00:18:55,285
Oops.
357
00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:59,415
Ah. Maybe I can pry off this panel
with my zPhone and get in!
358
00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:01,883
(Beeping)
359
00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:05,745
I need something harder.
360
00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:07,995
(Sighing)
361
00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:10,423
Something indestructible.
362
00:19:11,375 --> 00:19:12,665
Ah! Of course!
363
00:19:14,417 --> 00:19:16,537
A figgy pudding!
364
00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:17,995
(Bangs)
365
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:26,540
♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
366
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:30,785
And so at Christmas,
they celebrated the savior's birth.
367
00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:34,325
And at Hanukkah, the menorah
burned bright for eight nights.
368
00:19:34,417 --> 00:19:38,077
And at Wilde Jagd, Danish king
Valdemar Atterdag
369
00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:41,376
led the phantasmal hunters
across the Nordic sky.
370
00:19:41,458 --> 00:19:43,128
And we're all
going to die!
371
00:19:44,125 --> 00:19:46,575
-Stop!
-It worked!
372
00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:49,247
He's stopping
the death walls!
373
00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:52,633
No, I mean stop this ridiculous play!
374
00:19:52,709 --> 00:19:55,379
I'll restart the death walls
in a moment.
375
00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:57,248
(All groaning)
376
00:19:57,333 --> 00:20:00,003
But first... Come on!
377
00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:02,833
How do you know a star appeared
when Jesus was born?
378
00:20:02,917 --> 00:20:05,497
Or that the menorah oil burned
for eight nights?
379
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:07,753
Or that Joulupukki, the yule goat,
380
00:20:07,834 --> 00:20:10,754
pulled the thunder god, Thor,
across the sky,
381
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:13,794
that he might delight the villagers
of Foteviken with song?
382
00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:17,920
(Panting)
383
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,290
We don't know.
We just choose to believe.
384
00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:24,075
But that's illogical.
385
00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:27,376
It's not about logic.
It's about faith.
386
00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:31,378
But belief is based on hard facts,
empirical evidence.
387
00:20:31,458 --> 00:20:34,998
Faith is believing even
when there is no evidence!
388
00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:38,173
But I need evidence.
389
00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:39,830
Does not compute!
390
00:20:39,917 --> 00:20:42,787
Does not compute!
Does not comp...
391
00:20:44,625 --> 00:20:45,745
(Gasps)
392
00:20:47,709 --> 00:20:49,209
We're alive!
393
00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:52,669
(Chuckling)
394
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:55,630
The lockdown's over!
The roomavator's working!
395
00:20:55,709 --> 00:20:56,959
Whoo!
396
00:20:57,041 --> 00:21:01,291
We can go home for Christmas!
And Hanukkah. Et cetera.
397
00:21:02,875 --> 00:21:04,875
Can you believe the computer thought
that Santa Claus
398
00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:07,379
was some evil deranged menace
trying to break into the building?
399
00:21:07,458 --> 00:21:08,418
(All chuckling)
400
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:11,420
-(Crashing)
-(All screaming)
401
00:21:12,834 --> 00:21:15,254
(Chuckles) I'm in!
402
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:18,250
-Get him!
-(Grunting)
403
00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:19,423
Break into our house?
404
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,380
I'll go little drummer boy on you!
405
00:21:23,834 --> 00:21:25,384
Wait, wait!
406
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:26,998
-This is Mr. Grundy!
-Yeah.
407
00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:29,713
I know and...
Look at these presents.
408
00:21:29,792 --> 00:21:31,542
They're all broken!
409
00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:32,995
Get him!
410
00:21:38,458 --> 00:21:40,668
Great. I missed the parade!
411
00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:44,250
Now I won't get to be in one
until the Sarcasm Day Parade!
412
00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:46,963
Like that's going
to be so much fun!
413
00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:50,580
(Sighing) Anyway,
let's go home, Paisley.
414
00:21:52,542 --> 00:21:56,792
-(Gasping) You're a hologram?
-Yeah!
415
00:21:56,875 --> 00:22:00,375
That's the very important project
Mr. Grundy had me working on.
416
00:22:00,458 --> 00:22:03,708
I'm made of science!
417
00:22:03,792 --> 00:22:06,672
That explains how you got
in and out of the building.
418
00:22:07,792 --> 00:22:10,292
But that doesn't explain
why you're dressed like
419
00:22:10,375 --> 00:22:13,375
the Ice Princess's
less pretty sister.
420
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:17,668
I was in town trying to find mistletoe
for you when a parade went by.
421
00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:20,920
They said this obnoxious girl
who begged to be Ice Princess
422
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:21,830
hadn't shown up,
423
00:22:21,917 --> 00:22:23,747
and asked me to fill in.
424
00:22:23,834 --> 00:22:27,964
Next thing you know, I'm on the lap
of a handsome ice prince.
425
00:22:28,041 --> 00:22:31,881
And then a Christmas
miracle happened.
426
00:22:31,959 --> 00:22:34,249
A toe missile flew over the parade.
427
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,330
You kissed my ice prince?
428
00:22:39,333 --> 00:22:41,043
-(Yells)
-(Screaming)
429
00:22:41,125 --> 00:22:43,325
Sauce! Sauce!
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