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-Whose birthday is it?
-Everyone's!
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We celebrate them all on Birthday Day
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so we don't have to have
25 parties and 25 cakes.
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Yeah. It's part of Principal Skidmore's
"War on Fun".
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For the record, I am against anything
that reduces cake consumption.
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It's un-American.
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Okay! Time to exchange gifts!
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Oh, right, gifts.
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Let me just go get them.
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This is for you.
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This is for you.
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Oh!
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This is for you.
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And for you, Olive, I got...
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-A "Caution: Wet Floor" sign!
-(exclaims excitedly)
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It's in English and Spanish!
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I love this so much!
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Whoa!
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School should really get one of these.
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Doo, doo ♪
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♪ Doo, doo ♪
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- ♪ Doo, doo ♪
-Whoo!
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♪ Everybody's got that thing ♪
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♪ Something different we all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'em clip your wings ♪
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♪ You got it, you got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blaze ♪
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♪ In extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 days ♪
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♪ We got it, we got it ♪
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♪ You can dream it ♪
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♪ You can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel it ♪
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♪ You can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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Whoo!
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Hope you didn't get anything
this nice for Fletcher.
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You wouldn't want to lead him on
since he's totally in love with you.
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What?
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Olive, Fletcher is not in love with me.
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And I'm giving him this glove
I got from the dumpster.
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I mean, the mall.
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Well, just in case,
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you might wanna casually mention
to him that you have a boyfriend.
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That way you let him down easy.
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But, Olive, I don't have a boyfriend.
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And even if I did,
how would I just casually mention that?
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Like this. "Hey, Fletcher.
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Do you know what the specials are
in the 'I have a boyfriend' cafeteria?"
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Hey, Chyna.
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Happy Birthday Day.
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(gasping)
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A remote control plane!
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Cool! Thank you so much.
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-Yeah. Let me show you how it works.
-Okay.
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Ooh, a plane.
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-He must love me.
-(plane whirring)
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(plane whirring)
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I have a boyfriend.
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And do you know what the specials are
in the 'I have a boyfriend' cafeteria?
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Because I have a boyfriend,
and my boyfriend wants to know.
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Boyfriend.
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Wow, I'm so embarrassed.
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I gave you the wrong gift.
This one's for my girlfriend.
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(chuckles) You have a girlfriend?
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Oh, yeah, and that message was for her.
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You see, I got you a plane that says,
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"Hey look! I got you a plane,
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just like the one I got my girlfriend."
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Girlfriend.
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I've got terrible news.
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Coach Mandy quit.
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Breathing.
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What?
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She always told us never to quit.
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What a hypocrite.
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What now?
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The Pom Pom Cheerlympics are on Friday.
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Who's going to be our coach?
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Hey, guys! I'm going to be your new coach!
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So, who's ready to make some noise?
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Gibson?
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What could you possibly know
about cheerleading?
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(laughs) It so happens
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I was cheerleading captain
when I went to Webster,
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until the incident.
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(Gibson) I had led my squad to the finals.
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I was hoistingSamantha Herkheimer into the air,
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when a ladybug landed on me.
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For most, it's a sign of luck.
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For me, it triggered a horrific memory.
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I was riding the bike I gotfor my tenth birthday,
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when a ladybug landed on my hair helmet.
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(crashing)
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It was a traumatic experience,not just for me.
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It reminded the ladybugof a horrific incident
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it had witnessed just days earlier.
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It watched its own motherbeing eaten by a praying mantis.
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(in high voice) Mommy! Mommy! No!
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Mommy! I'll always love you!
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Does this story have a point?
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Yes. The point is, as you can see,
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I'm perfectly qualified
to coach cheerleading.
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(sighs) I shouldn't have lied
about having a boyfriend.
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I mean, what if Fletcher
wants to meet him?
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He does.
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That's why I set up a double date
for you guys on Friday night.
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Why would you do that?
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Because I couldn't get
a reservation on Saturday.
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Anyway, it'll be fun!
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Olive, I don't actually have a boyfriend.
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Oh.
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Then it probably won't be that fun.
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A double date?
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-Dude, you don't have a girlfriend.
-I know!
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I mean, I don't know why I said yes!
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It's Olive!
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She got all in my head
and twisted my brain around.
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She's like an evil sorceress.
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Yeah. It's hot, isn't it?
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What am I going to do?
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How am I going to find
a girlfriend by Friday?
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I've been trying nonstop
for 11 years and nothing!
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Hey, if I could bottle
my lady magic I would.
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But you can basically get the same effect
by rubbing a hamburger on yourself.
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Okay, ladies.
We have a big competition Friday night.
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Let's see what you got.
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And five, six, seven...
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Stop! I've seen enough!
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We have a lot of work to do.
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Let's start with the basics.
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What is cheerleading all about?
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Being popular
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and making everyone else at school
feel bad about themselves.
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No, that's only part of it.
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A lot of people don't know,
"cheerleading" is actually an acronym.
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The "C" stands for, well, cheerleading.
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The "H" stands for heart.
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The "E"...
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Oh, man, I forgot what "E" stands for!
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Eggs? Emphysema?
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Earwax?
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What about "E" for effort?
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No. That makes no sense.
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What about "E" for fun?
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Ooh, how about energy?
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Let's go with energy.
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Okay, next.
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Oh, man! Not another "E"!
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I don't know, Chyna.
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Holding auditions
to find a fake boyfriend?
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I can get any guy with just my eyes.
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(chuckles)
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Look, don't worry. I can feel it.
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The perfect boy is about to walk
through that door.
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Next!
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Hi. My name is Jared and I'll be reading
for the part of the boyfriend.
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By the way, I really enjoyed your play,
"My Dinner With Chyna".
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Powerful stuff.
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Well, thank you. I'll read with you.
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-(Chyna) All right.
-Knock knock.
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Hi. I'm here to pick up Chyna.
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(monotonically)
Nice to meet you. I am Chyna.
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Wow. You are the most beautiful,
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pretty, lovely, gorgeous,
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well-put-together, attractive,
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charming, vivacious, cute...
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mesmerizing girl I have ever laid eyes on.
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(giggles) He's perfect.
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If you want to go with the obvious choice.
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I like this guy.
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He's got animal magnetism.
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(howling)
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All right. Getting a girlfriend
is all a numbers game.
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If you ask enough girls out,
one of them will eventually say yes.
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But, before you do.
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(sighs)
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Hey. Are you free Friday night?
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Either of you free Friday night?
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Hey, are you free Friday night?
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Please don't hit me.
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Actually, I am. You need a babysitter?
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Um. Yes. Yes, I do.
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Um... I'll have my mom call you
as soon as you turn around.
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-(cell phone ringing)
-Hello?
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(in high voice) Hello, this is Mrs. Quimby
calling about my little boy, Fletchie.
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Wow! Great reception!
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You sound like
you're in the same room with me.
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The "L" stands for leadership. And...
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Seriously, another "E"?
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Any questions?
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Do baby teeth ever come back
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or does the tooth fairy keep them forever?
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I have a question.
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Are we ever going to do
any actual cheerleading?
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-Yes.
-Thank goodness.
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You do get your baby teeth back.
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Okay. Now, we're going to make a pyramid.
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(Gibson grunts)
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Okay, there are 6,000 more of these
out in the parking lot.
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Go team!
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Whoo!
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Hey, Olive!
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I want your opinion about what outfit
I should wear tomorrow night.
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What do you think of this?
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Too flouncy.
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How about this one?
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Too formal.
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Well, how about this one?
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Oh, and for modesty's sake,
I really hope you like it.
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I do, but it's missing a key accessory
that would tie it all together.
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Oh, you mean, like a purse?
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No, I mean, like a unicycle.
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What?
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Fletcher has been asking
a lot of questions about your boyfriend,
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so I told him you met
while riding a unicycle.
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Why would you say that?
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Because, in order to make
a lie more believable,
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you have to have specific details.
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So, in case it comes up,
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you both met on a plane in 2008
and exchanged numbers.
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But you absentmindedly used it
to spit out your gum,
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so you lost touch,
until you ran into each other
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at the Sydney Opera House's
production of Verdi's La Traviata.
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Then you lost touch again,
until last year,
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when you all went on
your annual family unicycling trip
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in Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta, India.
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Olive, I'm never going to be able
to remember all that.
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-You have to come with me.
-What?
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No, I don't have anyone to go with.
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Looks like you need some arm candy.
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Ooh, look! Arm candy!
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Okay, girls, our next lesson.
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Projecting your voice.
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It's a skill my father taught me
at a very young age.
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Ooh, was he a cheerleader?
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No, he just had road rage.
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Here's how the drill works.
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What's the matter with you?
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Where'd you get your license?
A cereal box?
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Okay, now your turn.
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Everyone, go to the parking lot
and get a car door.
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Ooh!
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No. We're not doing it.
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What? I can't hear you. Hold on.
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Okay. Go.
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We're not doing
any more of your dumb drills.
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You're out.
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Wait!
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I smell mutiny!
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And not just because
I'm wearing a cologne called "Mutiny".
259
00:14:19,041 --> 00:14:21,671
I think you'll change your mind
once you see my choreography.
260
00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:23,130
Watch this.
261
00:14:23,208 --> 00:14:24,628
(grunts)
262
00:14:27,375 --> 00:14:31,125
(grunts rhythmically)
263
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:39,079
(grunts rhythmically)
264
00:14:46,417 --> 00:14:48,497
Sorry, but we voted.
265
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:52,383
Seven votes to get rid of you,
zero votes to keep you,
266
00:14:53,333 --> 00:14:55,583
and one vote for Clay Aiken.
267
00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:01,825
Fine. I'll go.
268
00:15:01,917 --> 00:15:04,667
You won't have Gibson
to kick around anymore.
269
00:15:07,041 --> 00:15:10,881
So I'll leave you this dummy of me
to kick around instead.
270
00:15:12,375 --> 00:15:14,075
Here, I'll get you started.
271
00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:16,076
(sobbing dramatically)
272
00:15:27,667 --> 00:15:30,457
Hey, Fletcher. Where's your mommy?
273
00:15:30,542 --> 00:15:32,542
Did she leave you here all by yourself?
274
00:15:32,625 --> 00:15:35,165
-Oh, no, she saw you coming in.
-Aw.
275
00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:37,665
Bye, Mommy! Love you!
276
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:46,420
Uhm... I miss my mommy.
Could you hold my hand?
277
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:49,710
Of course, Fletchie. Would a hug help?
278
00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:51,421
It's worth a shot.
279
00:15:56,083 --> 00:15:57,333
Where is Jared?
280
00:15:57,417 --> 00:16:00,077
I specifically told him
his character was punctual.
281
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:06,130
Wait, Pi is a math themed restaurant?
282
00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:09,128
No, it's the math themed restaurant.
283
00:16:09,208 --> 00:16:12,208
It is way better
than Long Division John Silver's.
284
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,075
Hey, guys! This is Ella.
285
00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:18,286
Isn't she sweet?
286
00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:21,125
So, Chyna, where's your boyfriend?
287
00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:24,418
Good evening, friends, Romans, countrymen!
288
00:16:25,959 --> 00:16:27,169
'Sup.
289
00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:35,792
Whoo! Go Wolves!
290
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:40,245
(clapping slowly)
291
00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:46,537
The ladybug mishap also affected
my ability to clap at a normal pace.
292
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,575
Gibson, you're too late.
293
00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:54,037
We performed without you
and we were awesome.
294
00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:56,205
Oh, I'm not here for you.
295
00:16:56,792 --> 00:17:01,422
Webster Wolves, meet the Gibsonettes.
296
00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:07,705
Lexi, this is Susan.
Susan, this is Paisley.
297
00:17:07,792 --> 00:17:10,172
Paisley, this is Becky.
Becky, did you meet Lexi?
298
00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:11,960
You know what? We'll do names after.
299
00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:15,503
-(upbeat music playing)
-(cheering)
300
00:17:20,417 --> 00:17:24,127
(upbeat music playing)
301
00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:38,455
(upbeat music playing)
302
00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:47,078
They're really good.
303
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,206
Shut up, Paisley!
304
00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:53,253
You really have to work
on your bad sportsmanship.
305
00:17:56,750 --> 00:18:00,210
(upbeat music playing)
306
00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:09,998
(dramatic music playing)
307
00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:19,880
(screams) Ladybug!
308
00:18:20,375 --> 00:18:22,825
(screaming)
309
00:18:26,458 --> 00:18:29,788
Awesome! Now we're going to win for sure!
310
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:30,825
Huh.
311
00:18:31,417 --> 00:18:34,957
In the movies,
the ragtag team of misfits usually wins,
312
00:18:35,041 --> 00:18:38,251
not the team headed
by the evil blonde cheerleader.
313
00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:41,543
I'll get this one.
314
00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:43,375
Shut up, Paisley!
315
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,500
Open your mouth.
316
00:18:47,583 --> 00:18:50,213
Here comes the spoon with your food on it.
317
00:18:51,542 --> 00:18:53,542
I don't like to talk down to kids.
318
00:18:53,625 --> 00:18:56,245
They know it's not a train,
I know it's not a train.
319
00:18:57,417 --> 00:18:59,287
Why is she feeding you?
320
00:18:59,375 --> 00:19:02,245
Oh. Ella loves to take care of me.
321
00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:05,043
But enough
about our rock solid relationship.
322
00:19:05,625 --> 00:19:06,705
Let's talk about you.
323
00:19:07,291 --> 00:19:11,001
So, Jared, besides unicycling and dueling,
324
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:13,043
do you do anything interesting?
325
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:17,750
We mostly like
to spend quiet time together.
326
00:19:17,834 --> 00:19:20,254
That is, when he's not breeding llamas.
327
00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:23,627
(laughs) Right.
328
00:19:23,709 --> 00:19:25,249
He doesn't like to talk about that.
329
00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:26,673
I love llamas.
330
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:30,825
Cradling a baby llama in my hands.
331
00:19:30,917 --> 00:19:32,877
There's nothing more life affirming.
332
00:19:33,792 --> 00:19:35,422
They're so gentle.
333
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:38,080
Actually, llamas can be quite vicious
334
00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:40,746
and prone to spitting
and sounding their distinctive alarm.
335
00:19:40,834 --> 00:19:43,634
(imitating llama)
336
00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:47,207
Why do you always undermine me?
337
00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:51,501
Ever since Chyna and I started dating,
you felt threatened!
338
00:19:51,583 --> 00:19:54,083
Threatened I was stealing
your best friend!
339
00:19:54,166 --> 00:19:56,746
And I know it was you
who cut the brakes on my unicycle!
340
00:19:57,583 --> 00:19:59,423
(Chyna chuckles awkwardly)
341
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:00,630
Aw!
342
00:20:00,709 --> 00:20:05,829
He's so possessive, and dramatic,
and slightly unstable.
343
00:20:07,125 --> 00:20:09,165
But that's what I love about him!
344
00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:14,166
Mommy usually rubs my back after dinner.
345
00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:15,380
Can you do that?
346
00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:17,788
Aw! You have a little gas bubble?
347
00:20:17,875 --> 00:20:19,665
No, I don't have a... (burps)
348
00:20:21,542 --> 00:20:23,212
Huh. I guess I did.
349
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:25,631
She's so attentive.
350
00:20:25,709 --> 00:20:28,499
(laughs) Well, that's what I get paid for.
351
00:20:28,583 --> 00:20:30,003
Tell your mommies,
352
00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:33,173
because references
are everything in my line of work.
353
00:20:33,250 --> 00:20:34,380
Work?
354
00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:36,958
(stutters) Right, because...
355
00:20:37,041 --> 00:20:39,251
Because relationships are a lot of work.
356
00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:41,165
(Angus) Tell me about it.
357
00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:43,630
Olive can be a handful,
358
00:20:44,792 --> 00:20:47,332
but she's worth the effort.
359
00:20:47,417 --> 00:20:48,957
More bread?
360
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:55,247
Hey, don't I know you?
361
00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:57,875
Oh, yeah.
362
00:20:57,959 --> 00:21:00,539
Two years ago, New Year's Eve.
363
00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:04,578
Wait a minute. You guys used to date?
364
00:21:04,667 --> 00:21:08,247
What? No, I babysat for him.
365
00:21:09,583 --> 00:21:12,633
Now I babysit Fletcher. Small world, huh?
366
00:21:13,291 --> 00:21:14,921
She's your babysitter?
367
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,580
(scoffs) No. Wow, are you jealous!
368
00:21:18,667 --> 00:21:20,877
To make up a story like that
369
00:21:21,458 --> 00:21:23,918
and implant it in her head somehow.
370
00:21:25,041 --> 00:21:27,211
(laughs) What is going on here?
371
00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:28,751
I'll tell you what's going on!
372
00:21:28,834 --> 00:21:31,674
Someone at this table...
373
00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:33,787
is a murderer!
374
00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:39,498
You hired her to pretend
to be your girlfriend?
375
00:21:39,583 --> 00:21:41,963
(sighs) Fine, the truth is,
376
00:21:42,667 --> 00:21:46,497
I pretended I had a girlfriend
because this thing between you and me...
377
00:21:48,792 --> 00:21:52,382
You're just coming on too strong.
I was trying to send you a message.
378
00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:57,745
What? I have a boyfriend! A real one!
379
00:21:57,834 --> 00:21:59,544
(text message beeps) Sorry, Chyna,
380
00:21:59,625 --> 00:22:02,125
you´ll have to cast someone else
to play your boyfriend.
381
00:22:02,208 --> 00:22:04,078
I just booked a zit cream commercial!
382
00:22:04,709 --> 00:22:06,669
I better start preparing for my role.
383
00:22:11,959 --> 00:22:14,709
So, what was I saying?
384
00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:15,752
(nervous laugh)
385
00:22:17,041 --> 00:22:19,211
(Angus) I like that cologne
you're wearing,
386
00:22:19,291 --> 00:22:20,961
but this is what I usually use.
387
00:22:22,083 --> 00:22:24,633
(vocalizing)
388
00:22:29,125 --> 00:22:31,785
Lexi, this is Susan.
Susan, this is Paisley.
389
00:22:31,875 --> 00:22:33,995
Paisley, this is Becky.
Becky, this is Gabby.
390
00:22:34,083 --> 00:22:36,333
Gabby, this is Cindy.
Cindy, this is Debbie.
391
00:22:36,417 --> 00:22:38,417
Debbie, this is Emma. Emma, this is Amy.
392
00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:40,500
Amy, this is Katie. Katie, this is Zoe.
393
00:22:40,583 --> 00:22:42,423
Zoe, this is Julie. Julie, this is Kerry.
394
00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:44,670
Kerry, this is Michelle.
Michelle, this is Lexi.
395
00:22:44,750 --> 00:22:47,000
Lexi, this is Amber.
Amber, this is Paisley.
396
00:22:47,875 --> 00:22:49,745
Nice to meet you, Paisley.
397
00:22:49,834 --> 00:22:52,754
No, you're Paisley. This is...
398
00:22:52,834 --> 00:22:54,464
(sighs) I'll just start again.
399
00:22:54,542 --> 00:22:56,332
Lexi, this is Susan.
Susan, this is Paisley.
400
00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:58,457
Paisley, have you met Becky?
Becky, have you met Cindy?
401
00:22:58,542 --> 00:22:59,962
(Gibson) Cindy, have you met Debbie?
402
00:23:00,041 --> 00:23:01,501
Debbie, have you met Emma?
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