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[My Fantastic Mrs. Right]
[Season 1]
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[Episode 1]
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A vast universe.
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A magnificent galaxy.
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Every planet
has a different time and space.
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Each moves on its own orbit.
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The only special passage that
we can come and go...
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is controlled by
each star's guardian system.
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Our story begins between
the two continents...
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of Cloud World and Kunpeng Continent.
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[Kunpeng Continent, Beiyue, 81st Year]
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[Beigong Yan]
Thank you, sir...
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for showing mercy.
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Showing mercy?
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Do you think I would do so?
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His majesty plans
to move my fief to Beiyue City.
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As the viceroy of Beiyue City,
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and also one of the four masters
of Moyuan Kingdom,
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naturally in all respects...
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you should make
His Majesty feel at ease.
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You're right.
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Then let me take charge...
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on the situation of the board of trade
between north and south...
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that will take place in a few days.
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You don't have to tire yourself out.
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I heard the diplomatic
ambassador of Qing Lan...
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is a pretty, young widow.
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You don't indulge in lust.
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I don't think you will compete with me.
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Of course I will not do such thing.
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It's just that...
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hosting the board of trade
between north and south is not easy.
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How can I trouble you?
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If that's the case,
you just need to see my true capability.
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[Why are these people dressed like this?]
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[Where am I?]
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[Don't get up!]
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[How did I turn into a cat?]
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[What is happening?]
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-Bad cat!
-[Society rule by law.]
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-[Don't point the sword at me.]
-Go away!
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Sir, are you okay?
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Good cat.
No one is going to hurt you.
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[This guy is nice.]
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Looks like we cannot
decide the winner today.
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Sir.
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This time, I don't think I will be
bothering you on the board of trade...
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between north and south.
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Are you saying
that this small creature has offended you?
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Since you want it out of your sight,
I shall take it away.
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Little fellow.
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Why don't you come
with me to my palace?
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[Palace?]
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[So you are a royalty?]
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[Then I will definitely go with you.]
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Oh, right.
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Here. Wipe your face.
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If it wasn't for the mutual understanding
we have as schoolmates,
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I wouldn't have gotten your intention.
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Until next time.
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Sir.
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You.
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What are you doing here?
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Why didn't you go after them?
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You can't even read my facial expression,
how can you call yourself my trusted aide?
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Why don't you wipe your face first?
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How can I read your expression
when I can't even see your face?
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Beigong Yan.
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Understand?
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Remember.
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You need to find
the most beautiful woman in the city.
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He always pretends like
he has no desire.
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I will see how long
can he keep up his pretence.
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[This place
somehow looks kind of familiar.]
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You are such an interesting creature.
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[I am even more interesting
when I'm not a creature.]
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Sir, we do not know
the origin of this animal.
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Why don't we castrate it first?
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Bai Tie, you are too cruel.
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Let me see...
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if it's a he or a she.
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[Don't touch me, you ruffian!]
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Such bad behaviour.
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I think it's a female.
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-Luckily our master...
-Hei Li.
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Luckily our master
is the kindest person in Beiyue.
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Kind-hearted, caring and loving.
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This female cat has secured
herself eight lifetimes of happiness.
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Stop your nonsense.
Send it to my study room.
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Sir, I still think
we need to deal with it first.
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If you do anything to her,
I shall deal with you.
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The lord didn't say that
I can't do anything to you.
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Stop right there!
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Wait for me!
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[Have I really arrived at
Beiyue City of Kunpeng Continent?]
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[Mi Xiao Qi]
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I'm human again!
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Being human again feels so good.
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So, that dream is real.
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[Excuse me, mister. You're blocking me.]
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[You don't recognise me? I am actually...]
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[the guardian of Kunpeng Continent...]
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[galaxy system.]
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[Look. This is
Kunpeng Continent's Beiyue City.]
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[The Mo Family originated from here.]
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[However, due to the chaos of war,
the country was left in pieces...]
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[causing the lost of the family's
four pieces of magical jade...]
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[The whereabouts are currently unknown.]
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[Qi, you are the descendant of
the 98th generation of the Mo Family.]
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[You need to collect
all four pieces of the magical jade.]
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[This is your true calling.]
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[This is the four pieces of magical jade.]
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[Here are four silk brocade bags.]
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[Each represents four passages of love.]
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[As you experience each passage of love,]
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[you will receive
a piece of magical jade.]
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[You need to be together
with your fated one.]
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[Collect the four pieces of jade.]
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[Then only you are able
to return to Cloud World again.]
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[Qi, this time you have to...]
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[open your eyes and make sure
you don't fall into the same pit again.]
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[Go away!]
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[My fated one?]
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[Passage of love?]
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[Falling into pit?]
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[What are you talking about?]
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Asking for trouble.
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That's right.
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Good thing it's not lost.
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The old man's brocade bags
brought me here.
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I need to get back fast.
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Pretending for a whole day
really tires me out.
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My legs almost fell off.
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But when I think about
the discontented look...
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on that playboy Nanfeng Chen's face,
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it makes me smile for a whole year.
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My lord, you cannot
smile for a whole year.
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Hei Li said before.
You have severe pathogenic cold.
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You need to cultivate yourself
through meditation.
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You shouldn't experience
both happiness and sadness.
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This is to avoid
the relapse of the sickness.
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That's right.
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Whatever Hei Li said is right.
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Before this, that playboy
secretly tried to steal my magical jade.
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Now he attempts to take control
of Qing Lan's trade.
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In his dream!
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It is tough that you need to pretend
in front of viceroy all the time.
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The Nanfeng tribe has been
occupying Beiyue for many years.
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They have huge influence.
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Nanfeng Chen holds
the military power of Beiyue City.
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His Majesty is afraid that
he will go out of control...
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so he sent me to suppress him.
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However,
I'm afraid this thing can't be rushed.
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Because based on
Nanfeng Chen's style,
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the situation will
inevitably turn chaotic.
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Brother Yan.
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Pay attention to the movement
inside the palace tonight.
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The playboy will definitely do something.
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Brother Yan,
I'm sure you are exhausted today.
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I made some Chrysanthemum tea.
Have a drink.
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You can just ask
the servants to do these things.
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I like doing this.
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I have nothing better to do anyway.
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This...
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Why it does not shine?
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Maybe the posture and bearings are wrong.
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Still no light.
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Lousy stuff!
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[The Arrival of Fate]
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"The first sight you land..."
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"would be your fated man."
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Could it be the first challenge
is to find my fated person?
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"No love, no opportunity."
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"The jade..."
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What is this?
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What does it mean?
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Qi, I know that
your language standard is limited.
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So I have left you a note to explain.
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You need to make the first man you saw...
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falls in love with you.
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Be sure to keep in mind.
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Otherwise, you will die.
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Die?
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I just came here.
Are you kidding me?
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I, Mi Xiao Qi, happen
to be the Queen of Love.
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It can't be.
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The first sight you land...
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would be your fated man.
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It's him.
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I need to get him
to fall in love with me.
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It's easy.
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Brother Yan, how do you feel?
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[Brother Yan?]
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There's a woman.
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I have a love rival already?
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I need to introduce myself.
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Ah Yan.
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I finally found you.
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-You are?
-You don't recognise me?
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Who are you?
How did you get in?
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Who are you?
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I am Brother Yan's childhood friend.
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I am his distant cousin, Mi Xiao Qi.
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Distant cousin?
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Ah Yan, we even bathed together
when we're kids.
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That's right. We promised
to marry when we grow up.
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Could it be that you don't remember?
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Nonsense! I've never heard that
Brother Yan has a distant cousin.
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Isn't that right, Brother Yan?
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Of course you wouldn't know
the promise between our families.
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Let me tell you.
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I am Ah Yan's father's...
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uncle's wife's brother's...
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grandmother's sister.
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That's not right.
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Grandmother's sister is over 50.
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I'm not done.
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Grandmother's sister's grandchild.
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Isn't that right, cousin?
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Miss Mi.
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My father did have an uncle.
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But he passed away when he was eight.
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I think you got the wrong person.
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I knew you were a liar.
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Bai Tie!
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-Who are you calling?
-Yes!
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Chase this liar out!
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Please take this lady out.
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Wait! Ah Yan, I made a mistake.
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I am actually
your mother's uncle's wife...
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Wait.
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[There's no time to shed pretence...]
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[if not, I wouldn't be able to escape.]
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It's fine.
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Don't move. I'll leave.
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Brother Yan.
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-I...
-Why don't you go back too?
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I'm tired.
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Rest early then.
I'll bring more cakes tomorrow.
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My lord, I have sent her out.
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Be careful of that girl.
There's something about her.
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Understood.
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My lord, why are you holding your chest?
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Does it hurt?
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I did not.
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I'm fine. You may go.
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Understood.
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[Why am I holding my chest?]
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[Am I sick?]
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I'm fine. What's happening?
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This won't do.
My love rival is there.
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I cannot just leave.
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I need to find a way to get back in.
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I can't.
I am a person of elegance.
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[Viceroy's Residence]
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Stop.
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That's enough for tonight.
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You may go.
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Sir.
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Let me stay and serve you all night long.
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You always send me out during midnight.
263
00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:10,840
The people outside
have started to gossip about you.
264
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:15,240
In Beiyue City,
who dares to gossip about me?
265
00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:18,070
You better go back.
266
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:19,600
I don't want to.
267
00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:22,800
Darling.
268
00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:25,120
We'll stop here today.
269
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:26,480
I find you some other day.
270
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:27,800
Alright?
271
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:29,440
Alright.
272
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:40,920
Sir.
273
00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:43,280
Have you completed the job?
274
00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:47,080
The lady and the medicine
have been sent in without anyone knowing.
275
00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:49,400
She is guaranteed
to be the prettiest in town.
276
00:20:04,030 --> 00:20:05,390
So long as he drinks the medicine,
277
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,520
not even god...
278
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,560
can stop him.
279
00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:30,880
[Lord Beiyue Residence]
280
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,880
[This must be Ah Yan's room.]
281
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:37,520
Who doesn't know how to make tea?
282
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:48,360
The viceroy is amazing.
283
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,160
Where did he find such person?
284
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,200
It's such a shame that
my lord didn't see her.
285
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:54,520
His body is weak.
He cannot see this thing.
286
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:02,080
Where are you going?
What if she runs away?
287
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,840
Your nose is not good.
You stay here and keep watch.
288
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,200
What? Me?
289
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:25,960
Ah Yan.
290
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:28,480
You're done showering?
291
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,000
Are you going to bed already?
292
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:32,520
How did you get in?
293
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:35,080
Of course I walked inside.
294
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:40,400
Ah Yan, I have no other choice
but to come to you.
295
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:44,240
Since I was young,
I was not loved by my parents.
296
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:48,480
The only person who loved me,
my grandfather, is a huge alcoholic.
297
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:52,720
The bully in our village
forced me to be his mistress.
298
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:56,000
But we promised to marry.
I would rather die than surrender.
299
00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,600
Don't tell me
you won't help those in trouble?
300
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:05,990
Miss Mi.
301
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,640
Man and woman must not touch.
This is inappropriate.
302
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:13,520
[Not bad.]
303
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:16,640
[There's actually a man
who refused my advances.]
304
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,000
You're not even looking at me.
305
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:24,280
How would you know we're not suitable?
306
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:28,990
Could it be that...
307
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,240
the roof looks better than me?
308
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:33,740
Of course not.
309
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,560
So you admit that I'm good looking?
310
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:41,000
Miss Mi, you're too near.
311
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:46,240
I really don't remember
our promise to marry each other.
312
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,720
Unless you have any keepsake to prove?
313
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:49,640
Keepsake?
314
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:56,720
Does this count?
315
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,280
However, before I show it to you,
you need to promise to let me stay.
316
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:03,400
How can I know that you won't
take the keepsake...
317
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:05,620
without keeping your promise?
318
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:08,750
[This woman purposely
tries to get close to me.]
319
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:09,960
[She must have other intentions.]
320
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:15,720
If you don't believe me,
we can find a witness.
321
00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:18,510
Bai Tie. Bai...
322
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,880
Ah Yan, why don't you have a drink first?
323
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:39,120
Miss Mi, can you let go?
324
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,910
What did you feed me?
325
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,280
It's a drink I found outside.
326
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:11,320
Don't tell me the tea is...
327
00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:15,120
You people are still
playing such childish tricks.
328
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:19,680
But don't worry.
I am immune to poison.
329
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:21,840
I'm not going to do anything
to you. As long as you...
330
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:23,920
Ah Yan.
331
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:25,360
Please clam down.
332
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,760
I feel hot and I'm suffering.
333
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,160
This can't be happening.
Stop teasing.
334
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:34,600
I have my limit too.
335
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:42,760
This pattern...
336
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:45,040
Where are you touching?
337
00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:50,160
There.
338
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:51,880
Lie down.
339
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,800
I thought you said
man and woman must not touch each other?
340
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,280
Ah Yan, are you all right?
341
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:17,800
Ah Yan.
342
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:20,640
Someone! Call the doctor.
343
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:22,910
Anyone!
344
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,120
-Call the doctor!
-My lord!
345
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:26,040
Ah Yan.
346
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,320
-Let go of him.
-Call the doctor now!
347
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,310
I said let go of him!
348
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:51,560
[Stay tuned for the post-credits scene!]
349
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,120
Is it ready? Let's get to the next scene.
350
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,880
-Ready?
-Almost done.
351
00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:57,160
Why are you still here? You
still need to put on your headgear.
352
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,750
You're the god of wine, right?
353
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:01,400
-Hurry up and go!
-Okay.
354
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:04,320
Director.
355
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:08,390
The boat scene that
we're talking about...
356
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:09,670
Boat scene?
357
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:11,320
You mean the one on the sea?
358
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:13,360
You need to know how to swim.
Can you swim?
359
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:14,670
I can.
360
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:16,760
You also need to go ashore and drive.
361
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:19,120
I can drive.
362
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:20,200
Ah Yan.
363
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:22,440
She wants to do a boat scene.
364
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,320
She's too wild.
365
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:26,480
Do you want to change girlfriend?
366
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,360
He said I'm wild.
367
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:30,440
Mo Li!
368
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:31,520
Mo Li!
369
00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:37,440
What happen, my lord?
370
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:40,480
We heard that you're very wild.
371
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:46,320
Director, may I ask
can I add my own scene?
372
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:47,670
Add what scene?
373
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,680
Those scenes. You get it, right?
374
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,000
You and Mo Li have tons.
375
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:53,640
You're thinking too much.
376
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:56,440
Uncouth. This man is uncouth.
377
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,990
Don't push me out of the first episode.
378
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:01,320
This is the first episode.
Don't push me out.
379
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:05,120
-Getting pushed out on the first episode.
-You're asking too much.
380
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:08,530
That's enough. Let's start work!
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