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Here we go, Hideo Sakaki's
"Have Some Fun". It's been three years!

Acting as moderators are...

Huh? Somebody say something.
I can't maintain this any longer.

- That was quick!
- No, no, no...

- It took only 14 seconds...
- This is a new opening scene.

- Masumoto, please shut up.
- Sorry.

- This is Ultimate Versus...
- That was probably Venus.

...new opening...

Oh, wow, we're absorbed in this scene.

This is our first time seeing this.

This is an audio commentary,
but everybody's just watching it now.

Wow...

Nobody thought that Versus
would start on the universe.

It probably doesn't have air.

We get fixed on this screen.

- You've been stating the obvious.
- Apologies.

- Well, now, "Have Some Fun".
- It's been going since back then...

Please continue the program.
I'll be watching.

Now, this audio commentary.
Director Ryuhei Kitamura...

Look, look.

Was there a scene like this before?

Oh, this, we added.
I filmed this with Shin...

You don't need to say Shin's name.
The producer.

You see quotes from people
like Hemingway. Like Kafka's quotes.

- Yes.
- I wanted to try it.

- Then, time suddenly goes back.
- Yes, right.

And so, the audio commentary
has begun.

Ultimate Versus commentary
has begun!

To state who's here,
first off, it's director Ryuhei Kitamura.

Nice to be here.

Ultimate Versus, how much longer
is it compared to the last one?

I think about 10 minutes.

- About 10 minutes?
- Yes.

Did you reshoot some scenes?

Reshot or changed using computer
graphics like what we just saw.

We confined ourselves for five days
in the mountains to film.

- You weren't there, Matsumoto.
- I wasn't there.

- But you're here today.
- I am here.

I was in the studio, not on the mountain.

We gathered all the available
original members,

and used five days in the mountains
to film additional scenes, re-edit,

re-configure the music,
and touch-up the overall color as well.

To make it more vivid.
To let the red stand out more.

That was an added scene.

We'd like to hear
about all the added scenes.

Sure.

This scene ended before, right here,
but you'll see the added scene.

Right after this.

You won't notice it.

Right here, this is the new scene.

- You can't tell!
- You can't!

The hair's the same.

Right.

Ah, Taro. That was good.

Tak Sakaguchi's number-one pupil, Taro.

Very good movement.

- This is was filmed recently?
- Right.

- You really can't tell.
- You can't.

- And we're back.
- Back to four years ago.

It's amazing, Kamiaka maintained
the same face

without losing or gaining weight.

When did we film the original?

Four years ago.

Putting it in a bad way,
he hasn't matured since then.

That's correct. Not like his sword
technique has improved or anything.

Oh, really.

Another person here is Tak Sakaguchi.

Hi, I'm Tak Sakaguchi!
Why is it "Saka" (slope)?

It's because my grandpa's house
is on a slope. Nice to be here!

Has that changed since four years ago?

Explaining your last name?
How about "Tak"?

- That's been said before.
- Right.

It was built on a slope...

This time, I was asked
by director Kitamura

to be the action director as well.

Please let us know
when those scenes come up.

- And Hideo Sakaki's "Save Fun Fun"...
- No, it's "Have Some Fun"!

It's been a while. I'm Sakaki.

- You only held it for 14 seconds!
- Yeah... No! I'll go for longer.

By the way, I have bald spots.

Who?

- He has bald spots.
- See?

Those who are watching this
can't see them.

- What are you so worried about?
- Various things.

- Girl problems.
- Not again! Girl problems?

I think we talked about girl problems
three years ago too.

You worry about girls to the point
where you lose hair, Sakaki?

Maybe you're really a nice guy...

- He is a nice guy.
- Oh, really?

- Do you not like me?
- I don't hate you at all.

We should round up all the girls
that Sakaki hurt.

- You too, Tak.
- Right.

- I don't make girls cry.
- I'm gonna say it!

Cut me some slack!

Well, over these four years,

many things happened to Tak, too,
like pictures in a gossip magazine!

You didn't need to say that!

Let's talk about this another time.

And so, we'd like to watch
this Ultimate Versus.

This scene is...

Are you going to introduce yourself?

Oh, me... right! Thanks!

I'm a little more mature
than three years ago.

Yeah, you didn't say
this kind of stuff three years ago!

- It was all about you.
- Right.

You were such a pheromone guy.

Hideo Sakaki's good at licking things.

- We'll see the licking scene later on.
- In the movie, not in real life.

I'm Shoichiro Masumoto.
Nice to be here.

The four of us will be commenting.

Masumoto, your eyebrows are thinner?

Yeah, every time I get my hair cut
at a salon... Leave me alone!

- They don't do that at the salon!
- I don't know, they do it for me.

You've got to reject those offers!
I've rejected it since grade school.

I have thick eyebrows,
so the dude tries to shave them.

- "Don't you dare touch my eyebrows!"
- Since grade school?

"Don't you dare touch my eyebrows"
since grade school. Such a brat.

- You can't let them shave them.
- Didn't you get scolded?

- Nah, nah...
- But really, what an eyebrow...

- You've been Versus since grade school.
- Yup, a Versus- life.

- Masumoto, congratulations.
- Why?

- You weren't three years ago?
- I had one three years ago.

- But now, a second...
- Congratulations!

- A second?
- A second child.

- I wasn't told.
- It was just a week ago.

A week ago,
but you haven't told me.

Masumoto was single three years ago,
but now he's happily married.

I'd already had my first child
three years ago!

- You're not interested!
- Of course I'm not.

Please watch this movie!

You show no interest
in the scenes you're not in.

He doesn't even need to be here
for the first half.

But three years ago,
he didn't even talk in these scenes.

There were a lot of people back then.

There were a few more.
Like Shin and Yamaguchi.

This time, with these numbers,
you have to talk.

You've been doing late-night radio,
so we have to see your talking skills.

Right, you should be taking charge
of this whole thing. So go ahead.

Director, this scene, even during
the audimo commentary three years ago...

- Audimo?
- Audimo? Audimo?

You wanted to reshoot this scene,
but tell me why you couldn't.

Is that too serious?

We already went over this
three years ago!

But this time, cos it's Ultimate...

It's bothersome to go there,
and this is a rented Mercedes-Benz,

but we totally covered it in blood,
so they probably won't loan it to us again.

Well, I'm not gonna say names,
when Versus made its name,

there were various people
I cut ties with.

I'm not gonna name anybody, but...

There are a lot of "If you show your face,
I'll kill you" kind of people.

You don't want to work
with people like that again.

You filmed this with a Steadicam.

Why are you running back
to a safe area?

- Say what you want. This is Versus.
- Got it, it's Versus.

You better run if you see me.
I'm not naming names, but...

You seem to be saying names.

No, no, Watabe is a good guy.
He's not present.

- Komiya's not present either.
- Komiya's a good person too.

I don't care about the others.

You've definitely said it.

But they're gonna, you know,
they're gonna get killed.

Those two people won't.
They'll live a while longer.

Was that a joke, kinda incomplete...?

It's not a joke.

I wanted to reshoot it,
but this scene was so difficult.

- Right...
- And the balance is important, too.

If you redo everything,
you might as well make Versus 2.

In the end, it's a Versus festival.

Why did you want to reshoot
a few scenes to begin with?

- Why?
- Yes.

You know, I wanted to present
Versus again to the world.

In order to do that...

Four years ago, we were all unknown,
and there were many things

I didn't comprehend yet, and I wanted
to shoot more and add scenes.

Things that I couldn't do back then,
I'm able to this time.

But there are many people who just
want to make money by re-editing

or adding a little bonus feature,
and that's so lame.

I've never heard of anybody
who remade their film after four years.

After four years...

Four years.

After four years, everybody,
without much pay,

eating cheap lunches,
bearing the cold in the mountains...

You don't know if people are
even alive four years later,

gained or lost weight, or gone bald.

- Tak was fatter.
- I lost 8kg.

But it's beautifully combined
with the old version.

Yes.

What's interesting about Versus
is that we do things no one's ever done.

Because it's Versus, we can do
stupid things. Anything is possible.

They re-shot a few scenes
for the new version!

Not just adding bonus scenes, or re-editing
the movie, everybody's done that.

I wanted to do something more stupid.

You'll see them later.

But did you already have an idea
of exactly which scenes to reshoot?

Or did you think it over for a while?

No, I wanted to go all out
on what everybody wished for.

That was the fighting scene
with the zombies, at the end,

where Sakaki and Tak battle,
that was my main scene to reshoot.

What became the backbone of Versus,
the "Versus scene".

I'm totally fine with the original Versus.
I'm satisfied with the work.

- It's like adding more and more sauce.
- I see.

Back then, during the Tak/Sakaki battle,
there were plans already

- to punch each other and the like.
- Oh, back then.

But I decided to concentrate
on the sword play.

Oh, this has changed.

- I think the TV's not working properly.
- Oh, I see.

I don't think so.

The TV's not working...

I don't really remember doing this.
Somebody probably did it.

There's one extra person.

Who made it black and white?
Who made it with good ambience?

And this version, Tak, you became
the action director as well.

- Yes, not AF, but action director.
- What's AF?

I made a mistake. It's action director.
I abbreviated it, but...

Does action director abbreviate to AF?

I made a mistake.
Action director... I meant AD.

Sorry. I'm not good with English,
so I got it wrong.

But you were young.

Now that we look at this, I've said it
in the original commentary too,

but this was shot
toward the beginning.

I was about 18.

What are you talking about?
Why cheat your age?

- Sorry, 21 or 22.
- Nobody knows Tak's real age.

- He's probably lying now too.
- Oh, really?

Every time somebody asks him, he says
24 or 26. There are many theories.

According to some theories,
he might be older than the director!

That's not possible!

If that were true,
what an easy life he's had.

That would be funny.

Minoru was young too.
Everybody's a little bit young.

After all's said and done, thanks to this,
Minoru's had quite a few gigs.

- He's out on location somewhere.
- Oh, really.

What do you mean gigs?

- Come here.
- Come here!

He's not working anyway.

Somebody's gotta say,
"He's really working on the set."

This work put Minoru on the map.
He's worked a lot after this.

Minoru really acted well in this film.

- Really?
- This is his best work.

- The same thing can be said of you.
- Apologies.

You don't have a work
that surpasses this.

These two were promoted.
Winners.

What about him?

Especially Tak, who's gotten photos
taken for magazines. Super-promoted.

- Thank you.
- I want to be photographed once.

- No?
- What's that?

I don't know.

Sakaki, should I tell some things
about you today?

Today's a little...

Not just today, but it seems
to be going down that route anyway.

These scenes haven't been altered.

This is the part where we let it go
by talking about irrelevant things.

- But for first-time viewers...
- No way!

There won't be any!
Versus fans are going to buy this.

The first-timers...

Would they buy Ultimate Versus,
and watch the commentary?

That's stupid.

Hey, anyone who is actually
doing that, stop it!

Go to the menu and watch it regularly!

Watch it properly.
Not only that, go buy the first Versus!

Why are you watching the bonus first?
Watch the main one first.

Why are you watching the extras first?

Well...

You say such things, but you didn't
participate in the new scenes.

Right, I didn't.

But the bonus side story, $100 budget,
director Yamaguchi's Nervous 2...

Yes, yes. I'm in the bonus story,
Nervous 2.

People need to watch that. I made
the Making Of Nervous 2. My newest work.

Oh! I haven't seen that one.

- You have to watch it. One minute.
- One minute! That's so short.

Well, I'm the one who made it,
so it has to be radically different.

What's in this DVD's bonus features?
There's Nervous 2, and...

Nervous 1, 2 and there are
many Making Ofs included.

The Making Of featurettes...

First there's First Contact,
the previous DVD's Making Of,

then there's a new Making Of
with unseen footage from four years ago.

Then the new Making Of
from the Ultimate shoot,

and what's really funny is this one,
Tak Sakaguchi's Solitary Journey.

When Tak went to Germany
for a film festival.

I went to Germany before, with Sakaki
and others, so I didn't want to go again.

- This is included?
- I told Tak to go by himself.

He took a camera
and shot it by himself.

- Sounds like some TV program.
- It does.

It's funnier than some
kind of TV program.

It was during that time
when the screen was cut.

- The incident when the screen was cut.
- Yes, yes.

Somewhere in Germany.
We were in Cologne.

- Look forward to seeing all the bonuses.
- I haven't seen it yet.

- Really?
- Yes, not yet.

I thought I might quit doing movies
if something like that is so amusing.

It's so much cheaper
to hand Tak a camera. It's free.

No, no, it's just the once.

You can't just do funny documentaries
all the time.

- Tak's better at that than acting.
- Oh, really!

- You should be a TV personality.
- TV personality, huh?

- Become a variety show talent.
- Okay then, starting today.

- Variety show...
- ...has arrived.

- Okay, so from now on, a variety actor?
- Yes.

Oh, comedic actor and variety actor.
And also, an X-rated actor.

I knew that was coming.
That's fine.

No problem.
Not even a clever, twisted joke.

Then, how about,
"mystery circle actor"?

There's a circle on top of my head.

Brilliant! You win.

No, you're supposed to get angry there.

Nah, you shouldn't worry about it.
Doesn't matter how much hair you lose.

You don't worry about it,
but you're still going bald from stress?

But it increased a lot.
Right now, seven.

Seven!

- It's some kind of sign!
- Yeah.

Is it the pattern of the Big Dipper?

It wants to tell you something.

What kind of message
do you think, Masumoto?

It's probably something like,
if you don't stop it...

- Shut up.
- You made too many holes.

- Oh, I see.
- Become the one who receives the holes.

In this movie you gunned down
many people. That's what I think.

- Oh, is that the reason?
- What did you think?

Never mind, if you speak, Tak,
we'll have to do re-takes or get bleeped.

So probably out of the 500 girls,
one of them was an alien, Sakaki.

- Oh, I see!
- It must've been!

- What's 500?
- We don't know what the 500 is.

- So it's space syphilis.
- Right!

Hey!

Wait a second.
This is a Versus commentary.

- No, this part is still...
- Right, but still!

- There might be first-time viewers.
- Like we said before, there aren't!

You don't have to settle it,
you can totally fight back.

You're like...

Never mind that. Masumoto, I hear
that you're learning Korean lately.

Why, why, why?

Say it in Korean.

No, I'm still at... Aa, Ya, Oo, Yo.
Only the vowels.

But why?

Being a comedic actor,
I wanted to do it in Korean as well.

That's such a small thing,
wanting to have some skills.

Having skills is a good thing!
To be good at something.

- With a baby on its way.
- Right, right, the second child.

- Are you all right, making two kids?
- Yeah, right.

Your peak has passed.

Right, I'm almost in past-tense,

so when I was thinking of doing
something grand, I had another child.

- It's a different kind of grand gesture.
- Hey, now!

This conversation is going
to be immortalized!

Yes, it will.

My kid's gonna think, "Dad said
these kinda things when I was born."

That's okay.

Why don't you get a name
from director Kitamura today?

- Have you thought of a name?
- No, I don't know if it's a boy or a girl.

If it's a boy, this name.
If it's a girl, this name.

Think of a name that'll work with both.

- I see, a neutral name.
- Neutral.

How about Leon?

Leon. What written characters?

It's in Katakana. Leon.

- He didn't put any thought to it!
- Leon Masumoto.

- Sounds cool!
- Cool.

- Really?
- It works for a guy or girl.

- How about you, Kitamura?
- I'm pleased with it, too.

Leon?

You're pleased? You guys really
don't care about anybody's baby.

Plus, it's not the place to discuss it,
in this audio commentary!

I was thinking of Frodo.

- Leon is better.
- Throwing away the ring...

Might as well do Gollum,
Gollum Masumoto.

Why not Gandalf Masumoto?
That's good.

A child with an extraordinary
use of sorcery...

Why do we have to talk
about this now?

- Here comes a good part. Tak...
- Yup, he's sleeping.

But we've already commented on this
on Versus 1.

Right.

So if you want to hear it,
you've gotta buy the other one.

What a cruel business!

- Why? It's fine.
- Telling them to buy another one...

Wait, but fanatics are like that. I've been
forced to buy many things as well.

- Special version, extended version...
- I see.

That's part of the fun.

So, it's fine, it doesn't have
to be about Versus.

- Let's talk about other things.
- A lot of things.

- How are things these days?
- How are things, Sakaki?

I've become single...
What am I saying?

Single, huh? But three years ago,
you were kinda single as well.

Shut up.

- Sakaki, what about kids?
- Me?

- Ever thought of having kids?
- Oh, I want kids. Babies.

- You don't look like you like kids.
- I love kids.

This year, I mean recently,

I spent New Year's with my parents
for the first time in 15 years.

- I realized the importance of family.
- First time in 15 years?

I wanted kids.

- In Kyushu, right?
- Yes.

- You have a problem with that?
- No, no, you're still...

There it is, a Kyushu-complex.

You guys still use money from Satsuma.

Who are you aiming your comments at?

- I don't get it.
- Apologies.

You have a family and kids.
Listen to us!

Money from Satsuma?

Is it your sister or brother's kids?

- What?
- You met some kids...

No! Seeing my mother.

- I thought, having a family is nice.
- Oh, your family.

Go ahead and make your own family.

- You know the importance of family.
- I do, sure.

I'm envious.

But saying something like that
doesn't suit you, Sakaki.

- I live alone and I'll die alone.
- Right, lonely.

The problem is, you're not lonely.

Right, he's desperate not to be lonely.

- Who?
- You.

Using this cologne and that cologne.

You use a lot of examples today!

I got this bald spot after I became single.
It means I can't live alone.

How lonely are you?

He's like a rabbit.

Either a rabbit or Chihuahua.
One of those.

You think?

- Around here, the music's different.
- I see.

People should watch it without
the commentary. So, what about it?

Everyone's ignoring the director.

- Ignoring the director?
- I'm busy and have lots to do.

You could take a nap.

But around here,
don't the zombies appear? Not yet?

- In a bit.
- Oh, not yet?

We changed the overall music
in these scenes, too.

By the way, Tak's prison uniform
is torn down the middle.

- What do you mean?
- It was a jump suit, but it's not now.

We had to cut it in half
while the zombies were wearing it.

But it's not that noticeable.

It's hard to find the same uniform.

- See, at the stomach, it's separated.
- Oh, yeah.

Well, it can't be Versus
if we're bugged by little things like that.

I say this every time, but this is
the samurai from the start of the movie.

Some people, especially foreign
audiences, don't realize that.

They think it's Tak.

- Right.
- The samurai from the opening...

When this was presented in France,

this guy, Kamiaka,
was Tak in the poster.

They think there's the modern Tak,
and underneath it is the samurai Tak.

They both look like the same person
to the French.

- Like, "Je suis avec toi."
- Huh?

Like, "Je m'appelle."

- What does that mean?
- I forgot.

I'm sure it's just a pick-up line
that he said a lot.

In France, at the very first film festival
where we presented Versus,

he was hitting on a girl.

- Not again?
- Who was it?

- The girl who attended to us.
- Attended?

Oh, the girl he hit on in the city.

But without making any progress,
we just came home.

Right, he was talking to her a while.
But he was only saying, "Je t'aime."

"Je t'aime" all the time.

- "I like you."
- Right, that's all I had.

- He just changes how he says it.
- Je t'aime. Je t'aime.

Da-ba-da... daba-daba-da...

Just look in her eyes,
and say, "Je t'aime."

This is, ladies and gentlemen,
Sakaki's one point of advice.

In France, go with "je t'aime".
That's all you need.

Listen here,
the music's so much cooler.

- Does that mean it's been re-composed?
- Yep, re-composed.

That means the production time
for the music took a while as well.

- Probably.
- To re-record.

It's redone in great detail,
including things only I would notice.

It's a hobby, at this point.

Towards perfection...

Put another way, is this the completed
Versus in the director's eyes?

Well, in three, four years, I'll change
my mind and add something else.

- It'll change until I die.
- Continuously mutate.

Of course I can't ask the actors...

They've all aged.

Tak, you're gonna do it again
even if you're 40.

More and more people are gone,
and more and more new people come in.

- Only Masumoto remains.
- Yes, just me and Tanikado.

Maybe just Tanikado himself.

When the Super-Super-Ultimate-Versus
comes out,

we'll add lots of Tanikado's scenes.

Right. He looks like he doesn't age.

Right, Tanikado, he can still do moves
like in The Matrix.

- But his personal life is simple.
- Simple and gloomy.

He doesn't talk to anybody
in between shots.

You almost think he's ignoring us.

He's smiling all the time nowadays.

Recently?

He's, you know, popular with the girls.

- Yes, with the girls.
- I see.

This is the action scene
that we shot on the first day.

Brings back memories.

That was a weird hairstyle right there.

That was a wig.

- Why did you have a wig on?
- I just wanted to wear one.

- It looked like there was a wig...
- I decided to wear the wig myself.

Okay, okay, that's what it is.
We didn't use any stuntmen at all.

Really?

If you watch the Ultimate's Making Of,
you'll understand.

- But that's all a lie.
- Huh?

- It's a lie.
- It's not a lie!

- Is it for real?
- Yes, it is.

This is really the early days
of shooting.

Four years ago, at this time,
I went to the road outside the forest,

to watch the clouds.

"The clouds are coming,
they're gonna block the sun!"

I remember the first day
of shooting like that.

- Brings back memories.
- Who was this?

This was Minoru.

Um, Matsu...

- Matsumoto.
- Oh, right, Matsumoto.

It'd be funny if he got taller
every time.

When we reshoot,
"He's still growing."

- Actually, he's shrinking.
- Shrinking?

Minoru, too, you know...

He had to shave his head
for another film as well.

That's why he couldn't join us this time.

This idiot's really caught up
in the moment.

Right? Where's his focus?

Oh, talking about Minoru,
I must say this.

- Whoa, in this commentary?
- It's gonna remain forever.

This film made him successful,

and I begged him to appear
in my other film, Azumi.

Oh, right, right.

- A huge offer, as Tobizaru.
- Yes, a huge chance to be Tobizaru.

- I auditioned as well.
- What?

- You were in the film.
- Really? I totally forgot.

Ryu!

- Come to think of it, you were!
- You filmed me just for a day!

At the end, right? Falling into the river
with steam coming out.

- You almost drowned.
- Because you didn't shout, "Cut!"

They cut your mouth, and you fall
into the river, spewing blood in mid-winter.

I didn't let it all out before falling
into the river, so I choked on it.

Forget freezing, I was in such pain.

If you want to see that scene,
you can stop this and watch Azumi.

Right, of course they have Azumi.

If they don't, I mean, give me a break.

If you don't have it,
immediately return this Ultimate!

No, no, that's not good for us.

This one brings in more money
than the other.

- Take back Azumi.
- Wait! That's so sleazy!

Don't bring up money!

There are many issues...

So what happened after?

Well, he's from Hagi
in Yamaguchi Prefecture.

Yes, yes.

His hometown went nuts.
There was a parade.

What?

- Like some triumphal return.
- With a march and everything?

A star since the days
of Shoin Yoshida.

I'm serious! Since Shoin Yoshida,
it's all about Minoru Matsumoto.

Shoin Yoshida would say,
"Who are you?"

And when I was super busy,

he asked me, "Kitamura, Kitamura!
My hometown's holding a reception.

"Please come with me!"

Why do I have to go?
But it was Minoru, so I went.

- How was it?
- I went to Hagi. It was so far away.

- Was there a parade?
- What was it, an event...?

- First, they presented the film.
- Azumi.

But you were in the middle of shooting?
Oh, after it came out.

And at the local theater,
they played the film.

It was great. And the supporters
from his hometown all came.

- Including young people?
- Yeah, his buddies were all there.

Minoru was moved to tears.

"This is the high point of my life!"

He said, "I don't care if I fall down
these stairs and die!"

And his friend said, "That's not true,
Minoru! You're on your way up!"

- What a lukewarm atmosphere.
- It was lukewarm...

What's that?

- They were all excited!
- They should do that by themselves.

And the next day, I couldn't handle it
for two days, so I left.

But there was a brass band
at the supermarket parking lot,

and while the brass band was playing,
Minoru comes by in a car.

And Keiko Matsuzaka's sitting
right next to him? No? She wasn't?

That'd be great if she was,
but it was only Minoru, with his dad.

"Minoru Matsumoto has returned!"

And ladies with their supermarket bags
were applauding.

- Like Candid Camera.
- Great.

And then there was a talk show
and an autograph session.

Photos were taken during the session,
and a month later, a photo exhibition...

A Minoru Matsumoto exhibition.

Isn't there anything else
they have to do, these Hagi people?

- That's grand.
- They're bored.

- You know, Minoru's that good.
- That's true.

- Anything happen in your hometown?
- Nope.

- Nothing?
- Just nothing.

But the Hagi people have
very warm hearts.

When I went back,
my classmates called me up.

"Hide, I'm running for mayor.
Can you do a speech for us?"

- That has nothing to do with it!
- It doesn't.

Oh, like Hideo Sakaki
will endorse him as well.

Right, and tell people
to vote for my friend.

I said, "I'm no good at speeches,
but I can write to support you."

There's no punchline.

It's alright, we don't need a punchline.

I only had a story with no punchline.

Kitamura, don't you have
things like that,

where, as a famous director,

you get asked by friends
to help them out?

Yes, I got reacquainted with people
I'd fallen out of touch with.

Oh, right.

Like, "I saw your so-and-so movie..."

Is that a good thing?
Are there people you don't want to see?

Forget the people I don't want to see.
There are so many of them.

But there were people
you wanted to see, too?

Yes, that was good.

This is the zombie scene
from the previous cut.

We've added stuff after this.

This is still the original.

- Yes?
- What is it?

I thought for a second
about when this was shot.

Not yet.

She's been asleep all this time.

She woke up?

You okay, Masumoto?

Not yet. After this sequence.

How many shots did you take
for the new one?

I don't know how many,
but we took quite a few over five days.

All the way.

On the first day, we filmed the climax,
Tak and Sakaki's battle scene.

And then the next day,
Sakaki got a fever and was bed-ridden.

- That was action-fever.
- I haven't had...

What the hell is action-fever?

Well, it was a total body workout.
It was really tough.

I had a 102-degree fever
the next day, and I couldn't move.

I did make it to the set.

Those cells that were sleeping
got put to use.

My muscles were screaming.
It was tough.

Here it is. From here.
An added scene.

Here comes the added scene!

Where's it at? Let us know when.

- Koide, right?
- He died before, but for this action...

- Here it is!
- A new scene.

That was Tanikado.

- That was my partner.
- No holding back, people.

We're punching each other for real.

It's not action, it's just a violent guy
causing a ruckus.

And now we're back to the original.

Alright, it gets real from here.

Right here, it's subtle,
but we added more blood.

You did. Wow!

It's not that subtle.
Pretty obvious.

- We couldn't do it before.
- Right.

- This is still the original.
- Yes.

It looked like that hurt.

Azuma, it was painful for him.

Azuma...

- He flinched.
- Even though he's a zombie.

He felt the pain.

These scenes make us really watch it.

Watch! He's acting with his head.

Kanazawa, the action coordinator,
did it for us.

All this, I'm really punching.

- I can't believe that move before!
- I did really kick his head.

Ouch! I'm kicking him.

What a violent guy!

- This is new, too?
- All this is new.

But the head... don't they get bumps?

Probably so.

But I trained those guys, so it's okay.

It's just like you usually do,
acting violently in the city.

Let me do more in Versus 2.

I'll round up more people
that I can beat up for real.

Alright, those big-boned guys
watching this audio commentary.

If you have the balls
to get punched for real,

please join Team Versus.

The window of opportunity
will be this homepage.

Right, to Napalm.

Right, you can contact Napalm,
but also you can call my cell.

If you want to perform in some
new action, please come on.

- "New action" means painful.
- No, no...

The new generation... action...

- In Versus 2, everybody dies.
- That's right.

Half-assed people should die.

We'll keep on shooting
until someone dies.

Therefore, there's no chance that
nobody will die. We'll do it until we die.

- You'll be in my movie, Masumoto?
- Am I gonna do this until I die?

Um... no!

If I have to do it until I die,
then I won't be in it.

Next time, Masumoto,
you won't have both arms.

Look, also look at this.

There's a lot more around you. Why don't
you get the others? Why only him?

Here it is! This!

Wow.

- Huh? That one didn't look like him.
- Definitely didn't.

It's the same!
What are you guys saying?

- He had darker skin for a second.
- It was me.

No way!

- Don't worry. It's not true.
- Really?

I'm not gonna get tricked
by screen magic again!

Tak Sakaguchi doesn't use stuntmen.

Why do you lie?

It's not a lie. What are you saying?

Really...

There's still more.
This is back to the original.

Right, so Masumoto, in Versus 2,

you don't have both arms
for some reason.

My head popped off,
and both my arms were torn off.

Your head was back on in Nervous 2.

But when you come back in Versus 2,
your arms are still gone.

He could be a cyborg.

That's lame.

Like a cyborg cop.

- RoboCop.
- Yeah, RoboCop.

Like that movie Something Baseball.
No way.

So when you're sad, you need
to change the color of your eyes.

It'd be great if you were powered
by batteries.

I run out of juice too quickly.

You'd have to change them often.

Wrong denomination...

- You're training right now, Tak?
- Yes.

- Our members, for Versus 2.
- Yes.

Thanks.

What do you mean, thanks?
You're not...

I'm continuously taking part
in many acting jobs.

I haven't been able to contact him
these days, which is a problem.

Masumoto, you're slowly descending
into obscurity, aren't you?

- Really?
- Yeah.

I thought I was on a roll.

Let's leave that to the people watching
this when they see Nervous 2.

- That's good.
- To me, that wasn't good at all.

- Really?
- Not good.

- Really.
- Not good at all.

Maybe our values are different
when it comes to acting.

- Values?
- Measurements.

I was talking in centimeters,
but the director's talking in meters.

Something in his eyes, I see.

- I'm counting on you in Versus 2.
- Okay.

So, action, then?

- Action, acting, and humor.
- Acting and humor?

If you don't, I'm going to change
the part to suit Hiroshi Neko.

You totally chose an obscure person.

I guess it's okay if Neko takes it.

Tell him that Shoichiro Masumoto's
part will be yours.

Right, he should watch Versus then.

No, wait, director. I'll do it!

- Huh, you will?
- Yes, yes.

He didn't notify me about the second baby
for a week, hasn't e-mailed me...

Seems like he's not that into it.

Director, do you feel lonely as well?

- Not really.
- Oh, really?

If I can name your baby...

It's Leon.

In a few years, if I don't name
my baby Leon, I won't hear the end of it.

This is the regular part.

The regular part.
I thought something would happen.

Nope, it won't.

Not for a while...

Let's talk about something else.

- Sakaki, you haven't appeared yet.
- Not yet.

You only did one day
for the new scenes?

Right, I was clicking the slate
the rest of the time.

Oh, so it really was the same
as with Versus.

He's better off as an assistant director.

Seriously, everything on site
was easier when Sakaki was AD.

- Right.
- He's good.

The latter half...
I was the AD the last day.

I laid out the rails and stuff.

- Things were easier.
- I agree.

Sakaki's better suited to that.

Well, that's the truth.
Tak's action direction was exceptional too.

- Maybe he's better off with that.
- I see.

I guess I'm the only actor,
the only real one...

Masumoto too, you've started
becoming a scriptwriter.

That's true.

Oh, right. After Versus,
you were in a TV drama, right?

- Just a little one.
- That was the high point in your career.

I thought, wow, he's in a TV drama now,
he'll go far, but no.

- What's up with that?
- No, it'll be fine.

- Are you okay having the second child?
- Let me have the second child.

Will Leon be okay?

Yes, fine.

I'm thinking of having a baseball team.

You're gonna have that many kids?
Come on, for real...

Leave me alone!
Forget about my family plans!

I haven't heard the words
"family plans" in while.

Leave my cheerful family plans alone.

- Here it is, the homo scene.
- Right, homo scene.

See, the color of the blood
is more pronounced.

Oh, so the overall color also?

For the color, Furuya the cinematographer
did the color adjustment.

- Did he do the new shots?
- Of course.

This was Furuya's first work.
He's done all my subsequent works.

- Every work.
- Here it is.

This was such a tough scene!

This scene is also in the Making Of.
Everybody tipped the car over.

Right, tipping the car over and
pushing it back was the hardest part.

But when I watched the Making Of,
I didn't push it.

- Even Furuya was pushing it.
- Just with human strength.

I was there too,
as the assistant director.

Right, everything ran smoothly on set.

- I wasn't there for this scene.
- No, you weren't.

- But, Tak, you were at this location.
- Really?

- You only came when you were bored.
- That's not true.

In the bonus section,
you'll find a deleted scene.

Yes.

The one that was presented
in the theater got cut.

Why was it cut? It was good.

Probably, by the people
who were in post-production.

- That's Kakesu the editor.
- You're naming a name again.

Kakesu does the editing
for all my works as well.

If you're not careful...

I sleep or e-mail girls while editing,
and while I'm slacking off,

I'm like, "Oh, wait, wait, wait!
You cut something!"

- He says, "No, I didn't."
- Why's he lying?

We'll know later on for sure.

He makes cuts without telling me.

Oh, well...

This time, he told me

that you can't make your first
long movie over two hours.

So we forced it down
to 1 hour 59 minutes and 59 seconds.

For that reason, he searched
for places that could be cut.

This, the love comedy...

I like this part.

Some people don't.

That quote was in the beginning.

He's right. In this world, there are tons
of people better off dead.

Director, I bet you find more people
that are better off dead.

Tons and tons.

Let's stop talking about that.

This is new!

- What?
- We added a whole new scene.

- You're right!
- Sorry, I had to swap the scenes.

That car scene's gone?

That day, Tak and Masumoto
were the assistant directors.

- They were useless.
- Nothing got done. It's the worst scene.

- Wait a second...
- That was Masumoto's fault.

- Tak was the chief AD.
- That's right.

I was driving the car in order
to stop it right beside the camera.

It was so lousy, I swapped it all.

- Plus, I wanted these three to look cool.
- I see.

I put this huge action scene
in the middle.

What do you think
about this cowboy-style music?

So...

Don't worry.
We'll show you the action.

He's incredible,
to be able to do this.

A lot of blood has accumulated
up his nose while he was out.

This is really an art.

He got his break from this.
From this bloody nose.

His gun is big too.

Oh, the music here is different too.

Look!

Lots of action.

The zombies in the added shots
are a little quicker.

- Like Battalions.
- It's a different era.

- Wow!
- What a reaction!

I'm impressed he matched it
with Katayama's kick.

- There!
- His punches are impressive.

Ayumi's a little tired?

Is she okay?

Ow! Sakaki, ouch!

What's he talking about?

No, I just thought the takes were hard.

Right, it was hard,
and she was a little tired.

- This is the snake kick.
- Snake kick.

- What's a snake kick?
- The camera moved.

This guy can do it normally.

This is my recommendation.
This right here, this shot.

Just a little sexy. Good, right?

He's a zombie, but it hurts
when he gets kicked.

- Quick!
- Quick!

And the pose.

This is definitely a much better entrance
than the car scene.

- Definitely.
- You're right.

I thought that from the start.

- Really?
- Yep.

And they walk away.

- This is four years ago.
- Yes.

- We dug these holes.
- Yes, we did.

I remember this. I wasn't even on site
when this was shot.

- Oh, really?
- I was invited to an event and wasn't there.

So I asked Yudai and Furuya to shoot it,
and they did it for me.

What a director!

An event? Was it in Hagi?

No... not Hagi!

With the bald guy...

- No, the bald guy's here.
- Oh, right.

Was that done in one day?
The one just passed.

The new scene was one day.

That was tough.

That's impressive, in one day!
During daylight, right?

Yes.

- That's Tak's action direction?
- Yes.

What were the challenges?

Katayama breaks the form often.

He's not good at balancing.

Having the stunts match his kicks
to really perfect the moves.

Katayama trained a lot,

and four years have passed,
but he didn't really progress at all.

That ain't good!

So really, we're putting together
a team,

and we're going to retrain Katayama
from the core.

And here it comes.

- He's coming!
- He's coming!

- The actor.
- Yes. The actor.

There!

This is when I wasn't balding yet.

Why do you point out things like that?

He's still looking for prey.
He looks alive.

He looks alive.

He really hasn't changed, though,
his face.

By the way, the music is different.

How old were you back then?

- It was four years ago, so 29.
- Twenty-nine?

Until this day,
Sakaki was part of the crew,

helping as an AD or preparing food,
and so on.

This was his debut, then all of a sudden,
he brings his own chair...

- Chewing gum.
- Right, chewing gum.

I think we had the same conversation
three years ago.

He crossed his legs and said,
"Today, I'm an actor."

He uses an East Japanese dialect,
"This is so wrinkled" or "Really"...

I worked my ass off
all the time I was off screen.

But his meals were so good.

Yeah, but all of a sudden, he becomes
the actor and acts like a snob,

you wonder if all his previous
actions are genuine.

That's true. Not a real good
impression on everybody.

Most likely his attitude is crooked.
Just a little.

Maybe something happened
during his adolescence.

He probably wasn't too happy.

Oh, they're eyeing them up.

Sakaki, they're trying to get you.

And that's for real.

Here.

We added subtle sound effects here.

Like a close-up shot when he lands.
This one wasn't present before.

We've added a minute of shots to this.

Ah, you've changed all the sounds.

Sounds, you mean music...

Well, the acoustics are better too,
with 6.1 channel surround.

I heard it from the right.

This is only two channels,
left and right.

For the viewers, it's far more amazing,
with 6.1 channels.

Viewers, please switch to 6.1 channels.

- We don't know if everybody can.
- You must have the capability.

Buy that before this film.

You have to buy many things
before watching Ultimate Versus.

Right, you have to buy
Versus, Azumi...

And before that,
you have to buy a 6.1 system.

That's a big ordeal.

I'm sorry, you guys, for having to go
through such an ordeal.

Well, we went to great lengths
to make it, so you guys should too.

We risked our lives to make this,
the viewers should risk their lives

to watch it, I hope.

Those who fought with you risked
their lives, but not you, Tak.

No, that's not true.
Didn't I faint this time?

- You fainted?
- I did.

- Oh, when Sakaki just kicked you.
- No, no...

You're weak when you're
on the receiving end.

I'm not weak,
but I wasn't prepared for it. Apologies.

Oh, did this music change too?

Why do you talk about unrelated stuff?

We were talking
about something interesting!

It's not unrelated, but Sakaki's correct,
this is a commentary.

- Oh, really?
- He's correct. It's not unrelated.

We're talking
about if Tak's strong or weak.

I think he's looks strong,
but he's surprisingly weak.

He's strong when he attacks, but...

- If they avoid his blow, he's done.
- Fighters like these do exist.

Just that one blow, and he was out,
like he was doing one of those skits.

It's in the Making Of.

If they continued to attack you...

Where was it?

The pit of the stomach.

- So your knees buckled and...
- I was out.

If he strangled you, you're done.

But as I said it in the Making Of,
my eyes were still alive!

No, they weren't, they were dead.
Your eyes were glazed over.

No, like Nogueira,
even in that condition, you could win.

No, it's not about winning,
it's about filming.

- Oh, right.
- You can't fall unconscious.

We'd have to stop the shoot.

You were surprisingly weak
when you got hit, Tak.

I was surprised too.
I didn't know it was that painful.

Not painful, but my knees gave out.

- Like what?
- Right, what happened?

- Sakaki's kick was surprisingly strong.
- Right, I was startled.

Kicks can be strong.

You'll see the scene later on.
I'll let you know.

This are Seirogan tablets.

We were using Seirogan
as shotgun pellets.

What an era.

This is the scene
where my mother covered her eyes.

- Oh, really?
- Yes.

She couldn't watch the part
where he eats.

- What about you without your arm?
- She was fine with that.

Other than that, she was like...
She's an Osaka lady.

- An Osaka lady.
- "Thank you, thank you"...

It would've been funny to have
your mom do the commentary.

She'll most likely trash this film.
"You can't do that. It hurts."

"No way, he's eating it!
I don't think it'll taste good."

She's funnier than you.

My sister and mother are funny.

Let's do it over again.
Let them participate over the phone.

No, no, it's not a radio talk show.

Let's call them. I'll ask her,
"What kind of kid was he?"

- Me?
- Here's the erotic licking scene.

I told him to lick her
like there's no tomorrow.

- I thought he was gonna kiss her.
- Right, why didn't you?

- You should've.
- Rather than doing it secretly.

- He did it secretly?
- He did.

- He did it secretly?
- Yep, the last day.

Really?

What's wrong?

Another bald spot added!

He's been looking at his manager.
"Is this okay?"

I'm watching their reaction.

He's afraid they'll get mad. He's a sissy,
although doing things like this...

See, you should've just gone for it here.

- No need to do it in secret.
- Should've done it.

He ate her!

Depends on how you look at it.

Here it comes!

Furthermore... Listen.

There's whistling?

- The voice...
- I see!

- Right? Get it, the whistling?
- Oh! It's in Nervous 2!

Can you believe it?

We changed the feature to match
something that was done for $100.

- Who did the whistling?
- Taro, who's in Nervous 2.

- That's good.
- I like it.

I changed the main film
according to Nervous 2.

What a stupid thing to do.

But Kitamura, you're having
a little fun with these tricks, right?

I'll get scolded if I do it in Azumi.
In Versus, it's fine.

Anything can happen in Versus.

After this, there was a scene
with rock-paper-scissors.

- That's in the bonus part.
- If you want to see it, stop the disc.

- Let them watch this till the end.
- That's true.

Well, I'm happy if they do that.

Masumoto says, "Gentleman..."

I don't think there's any added scenes
until the climax at the end.

Okay, four years ago, in my scenes,
I said many things not in the script.

- So I don't remember my lines.
- I don't either.

I was saying things like "gentleman",
but as it was spontaneous,

I really don't remember.

I was like, "What did I say?"

You guys were a great duo,
with Tanikado.

Are we?

Sure, you guys were feeding
off each other.

- We were a great duo.
- You were.

I don't know
what you mean by great, but...

- Oh, a splinter.
- It wasn't a splinter.

This conflict is heating up.

This is... What was it, Tak?
There was this kind of a scene...

In some movie?

The Greed.

Oh, The Greed.

There's a masterpiece called The Greed,
directed by Stephen Sommers.

It has this kind of scene in it.

Somebody'll say, "He says
it's an homage, but it's just plagiarism."

- It's an homage, idiot.
- Homage.

It ticks me off with the plagiarism.
People mumble about it.

Show yourself right now!
I'll punch you!

Sakaguchi? You're suddenly excited?

- Show yourself right now!
- I don't understand.

- I'll include your families as well!
- Hey!

Hey!

- What are you so revved up for?
- Apologies.

These are our customers, you idiot.

Oh, here! The music's like
a Wednesday weekly drama show.

Wednesday weekly drama show!

Not the Sunday foreign movie show,
but Wednesday's.

The trumpet music played
over a sunset by the ocean.

Right.

I asked the composer
to make something like that.

- Did he understand?
- Yeah, wasn't it perfect?

- That's awesome.
- Good job, Norihiko Morino.

During the new shots,
we didn't have the leather coat.

We got a totally different one,
but it's not that noticeable.

Maybe not the leather coat,
but the prison uniform, you'd notice.

You wouldn't have noticed it
if I didn't tell you.

About it being separated.

I meant that it's hard to find
a replacement.

- I'm impressed it was found.
- Minoru Matsumoto found it.

Minoru's really fashionable.
He finds them right away.

Fashionable guys can find things.

I've never seen anybody
more stylish than him.

- He's not that stylish.
- Why are you saying untrue things?

- That's not true.
- Say what you really mean.

Tak doesn't reveal his true feelings.

- Open your heart.
- You can't trust him all the way.

Director, that's not true!

Just the other day,
I was ready to risk my life for you!

Oh! I was going on a raid,
and only you came.

A raid?

A few days before Azumi came out,
there was an incident that pissed me off.

I thought of really doing it.
"Tak, let's go." So the two of us...

That's not good, a raid.

But I was prepared to go to jail.

- You guys, that's not good.
- Why not?

There are plenty of people
who deserve it.

No!

Everybody should be punished like that.

I'd like to break people's necks
whenever I have the time.

I better get a lawyer.

- Who are you people?
- Whenever I have time.

I'll kill every single one of them.

- It doesn't matter if...
- Shut up!

You're like a terrorist!

I don't put up with terrorists!
First, come to me! I'll beat you guys!

It'll be funny if they really came.
They should really come.

Tak looks like he's into it.

And then he takes a blow to his stomach
and drops to his knees.

When the terrorists come,
they might be my friends.

"Hey, what's up, Tak?"

What? Where are you going to attack?
Okay, I'll go with you.

- That's terrible.
- Apologies.

His legs go pretty high.

- Different guy, but yes.
- I see.

I remembered something
when you said terrorism.

When we took Versus
to Canada's film festival,

the attack occurred on 9/11.

We couldn't go home. It was terrible.
Versus had a great reaction.

But we couldn't go home
for two weeks.

Two weeks?

We thought war was going
to start immediately.

I said, "Tak, you should just leave."

I went to the video store
with the director.

And we saw it on TV in the store
and asked them what movie it was.

But it was real.

I said to the director, "What's this?
An airplane crashing into a building?"

And then, he said, "Some kind of movie."
He didn't pay attention.

Of course, you're in a video store.

I said, "But it says 'live'.
And he said, "Yeah, looks serious."

But it didn't hit us right away.

Then we found out that it was a real
terrorist attack, and that was dreadful.

Overseas, in another country,
and it's the country next to you guys,

you would think a war was gonna start.

Nothing could be done about it,
so we watched movies every day.

And in Toronto, there's the CN Tower,
the world's tallest tower at over 450m.

We thought of going up there. We'd be
idiots going up there at that time.

But we wouldn't have another chance,
so we went.

We got in the elevator,

and this big black guy that looked like
Bob Sapp, an elevator operator said...

On the observation deck,
the floor is all glass,

the floor is glass, 400m in the air.

And then a tourist beside us said,
"Isn't it dangerous?"

"No, it's made with reinforced glass.
Even an elephant won't break it."

I said to Tak, "He says even
an elephant won't be able to break it."

When the door opened,
it was really glass.

And then, this idiot Tak walked right
onto it, and started kicking it.

- An elephant couldn't...
- And surely enough, it was terrorism.

Everybody ran away.

- What the hell was he doing?
- I said to him, "You idiot, stop it!"

He said, "I was checking to see
if it really wouldn't break."

If it did, you'd be falling with it.

- What are you, a child?
- If it did break, it'd be over.

Idiot!

After that, when I took him out,
he almost did it again.

He did the glass thing again.

"Tak, that's regular glass
not bulletproof glass."

It was regular glass.

After that, you had to do it
every time you saw glass!

- You almost died on that one.
- I almost did.

If I really did it, the glass would've
really broken. That was close.

Close... you're saying it was close,
but you're admitting you're an idiot.

- Umm, I guess I like heights.
- Oh, smoke and...

And if someone tells me not to do
something, I feel like I have to do it.

Oh, really.

I mean, reinforced glass
doesn't really break.

But right now, during this commentary,
you can't say anything funny.

Say something!

I'm not funny.
Masumoto, I'm really not funny, really.

Sorry.

No, sorry.

We're only talking about things
other than the film.

- But it's okay, it's Versus.
- I think so.

We should do a talk show version
of Versus.

You're good!

- You must be a TV personality.
- No, I'm not.

I'm an actor.

I'm a comedic actor,
Shoichiro Masumoto. Nice to meet you.

- Multi-talented...
- I'm Yuya Uchida.

- Yuya Uchida?
- Sorry for the trouble. I'm Uchida.

You're Tak Sakaguchi.

I don't care, man.

I'm able to do an impression
of Yuya Uchida now.

And also Guts Ishimatsu...

"Boxing is..."

That was Gushiken. Sorry.

But Tak, at one point you wanted
to popularize OK Bokujou.

Popularize? Guts was already
mentioning it on TV.

- But it wasn't popular.
- You were just influenced by him.

Because we're both boxers,
I wanted to make it popular.

That phrase wasn't meant
to be popular!

OK Bokujou.

You said it.

You don't have anything like this,
Sakaki.

"I'm Kyohei".

- Terrible!
- Terrible!

Such an uncertain...

"It doesn't matter."

- That was good.
- Good.

Try it.

"It doesn't matter."

- Okay, try it, Sakaki.
- "It doesn't matter."

You don't matter.
You have nothing to do with it.

I made up my mind. I hate you.

- Me?
- You made a decision.

Come on, we're talking
about impressions

and everybody does Kyohei Shibata.

Really.

I wanted to hear something
unexpected, like Uchida.

Hmm, you're right.

How about animal impressions?
Sorry we're talking about this.

Well, then... a cat.

A cat!
Hideo Sakaki with a cat!

Wait a minute.
Say it as if Minoru said it right here.

What a half-ass...

He said meow when he turned around.
That was funny.

- This is funny, mimicking animal sounds.
- Yes, this is good.

Then, Masumoto the TV personality,
you do it.

Okay, then,
Shoichiro Masumoto with an elephant.

Elephant!

- Can I do a chicken?
- Okay, a chicken.

How are you doing it?

From me, not yet,
it's coming out from my throat.

Say something already!

I think that's enough.

- Way too long! Too long...
- Because this scene is long.

Too long.

Oh, but, here. A new scene...
No, it's the other one, the bonus one.

- Right.
- Komiya's windshield wipers...

I see. I see, I see.

I'm a little tired now,
from that chicken.

I used my body and soul for it.

You have a sudden drop in energy,
Masumoto.

I like the combination of these two.

This shot is funny.

I did it. I gave advice to Minoru.

- Really?
- Yep, the day before.

He asked me if there was
a good move for this.

She doesn't let him speak.

- Kitamura, you didn't know either?
- I didn't.

- Did he say he did it on his own?
- Kinda like that.

Matsumoto...

- Why do you lie like that?
- Me?

- Yes.
- No! Wait a second.

- Kitamura thought of this scene.
- What?

No, I thought, I thought of...

That's funny. It's been a while
since you were funny.

- Funny after four years.
- Thank you!

Really, it comes to me
like the World Cup.

I see.

Hoshimi does martial arts herself,
so when shooting these scenes,

she's actually holding back.

I hear that it still hurts.

But also because she holds back,
she has to absorb the blow,

so her fingers get swollen
during the shoot.

She's really wringing his neck.

Hoshimi really doesn't know how
to go easy. Cut us some slack.

My legs still hurt.

- Still?
- Yes.

What?

When I met her for the first time,
we decided to practice the action.

- Director, you were there.
- Yes.

- You mean before the shoot?
- Way before.

So, more than four years ago?
Five years ago.

Right, Tanikado and Hoshimi
were there.

She brought her team, and then we went
through some action scenarios.

It was an action that started
from a low kick,

but she kicks at the same spot
every time.

She wasn't kicking hard,
but always at the same spot.

- That's wonderful.
- I did feel some pain.

And my leg was so swollen.

But she's a good action partner.
She kicks the same spot every time.

- But she didn't need to really kick.
- Exactly.

Normal people would feel pain,
but since I'm impervious to pain,

I thought I could take it,
but she kicked at the same spot,

I couldn't stand up the next day,
it got so swollen.

- What a scary lady.
- Yep, and just between you guys...

Worldwide.

I got so mad that I hit her
in the forehead.

What?

Do you remember? My jab hit
her forehead, and I apologized.

- That was on purpose.
- What a terrible man.

I gave her a feint, and when
she avoided it, I punched her for real.

So that was definitely on purpose.
But now, I'm sorry, Hoshimi!

- That's why you're in gossip magazines.
- That has nothing to do with this.

- Oh, that wasn't the reason?
- No, not this one.

But you don't hit a woman.

- The forehead... Is she a woman?
- She is! Although she's powerful.

She's an incredible woman!

We heard this for the first time.

So way before this film got shot.

Beside Napalm's office,
every day we practiced.

- Although you didn't.
- I didn't. Not at all.

- You just interrupted us.
- I kept bringing food and drinks.

What are you talking about?
You didn't bring us food!

I brought tofu and a stamp!

That's it.

- We're not on a diet. We won't eat tofu!
- Is it funny to supply a stamp?

It was a seal that said 'Kitamura'.

I didn't have anything to bring,
so I brought a seal.

Right, back then, Masumoto wasn't
so busy, so he was considerate.

But now, what the hell,
he doesn't contact me...

Can we let that one go?
You said it before. Let's talk later.

This is the guy he is, everybody.
An actor who got a little popular...

I didn't get popular!
First of all, I'm not popular.

You did, minutely.

Well, as Shoichiro Masumoto the actor,
I was blessed with a little work.

Sorry for the trouble!

I'm Kyohei.

- That was funny, Sakaki!
- Thank you!

You recognized the pattern.
Maybe you're getting wiser.

Really?

My thoughts of making him
follow up there got through to him.

If he didn't get that one,
he's an idiot.

Yeah, but three years ago,
he was an idiot! He was!

- I really made my decision.
- You did?

You can't trust guys
with thin eyebrows.

I agree. I can't trust guys
who shave their eyebrows.

Too self-conscious.

I want you to come to Hagi with me,
the welcome reception...

- You're not gonna get welcomed.
- I've never been to Hagi either.

Masumoto, you too, isn't it time
to have one in Moriguchi?

Moriguchi city.

Do something that'll make the city
of Moriguchi have a reception.

Well, yes, but a lot of my high school's
juniors became quite famous.

- Who?
- Like the Tokyo Giants' Uehara.

- I was surprised.
- Who else?

That's it.

That's not a lot! That's why guys
with thin eyebrows are no good.

Isn't Hiroko Moriguchi from there?

The written Japanese character
is different.

So her name isn't Hiroko Moriguchi
because she came from Moriguchi.

She's from Kyushu.

Everything will get confused.
Sakaki, what will your name be?

Hideo Goto.

- How about you, Tak?
- Taro Ishikawa.

Taro, your first name changes too.

In Ishikawa Prefecture, for my stool
sample, the name was Taro Ishikawa.

For your stool sample, they have a sample
form where you fill out your name.

- For Ishikawa Prefecture...
- It's Taro Ishikawa.

- Osaka's different, right?
- Taro Osaka?

No, it's not. It was the usual...
like Taro Yamamoto.

- Oh, really?
- A typical name.

For Ishikawa Prefecture,
it's always been Taro Ishikawa.

Right, Ishikawa Prefecture people?

Such an unrelated story...

The music here changed
for a more dramatic effect.

So most of the music...
not most, a lot has changed.

Another soundtrack... Director?
Will you be releasing it?

One of these days.

The scene with Tanikado and me,
the music's changed dramatically.

- Right?
- Yes, it did.

During the original film, this was
Morino the composer's debut work.

He didn't have much time.
There were places I wasn't satisfied.

And after Versus,
his works are brilliant.

So this time, he re-composed a lot.

- Everybody improved their skills.
- There are people who haven't.

I called him "Morichin, Morichin",
but now it's Morino.

Nobody said Morichin.
You always lie.

Come on, that was a joke.

It wasn't funny. I don't agree to that.

- He doesn't agree. Don't tell lies!
- Then, just cut this part out.

- Cut this.
- It's continuous. It'll be tedious.

Now...

This is... Not yet.

Not yet.
The added scenes aren't here.

Later on.

He dies once,
and after he's resurrected.

For these retakes, it's been a while
since I had my eyes crushed.

Brought back memories, even the pain,
like the pain of putting in contact lenses.

How is it, doing action with contact
lenses? Is your vision limited?

Right, one eye is blocked,
but you know,

we did a ton of these in Versus,
so I was used to it.

- Your body remembered it.
- Yes, it's strange.

I was able to battle with Sakaki again.

It was tougher this time around
since we were really hitting each other.

To the point where one of you
got a fever the next day.

It was tough.

My face was swollen the next day, too,

because Sakaki's Russian kicks
all landed on my face.

And it got swollen.
My face was like a blowfish.

- They were landing on you?
- Yes, most of them landed.

We do guard ourselves,
but we do land hits on top of that.

During the test shoot or the rehearsals,
you don't really hit each other?

We hit each other during the test, too.

They don't like each other.

- Doesn't that piss you off?
- Yes, that would piss me off.

Is that why there is a space
between you guys?

Well, yes.

Especially with Masumoto,
I'll never...

I have nothing to do with this!
I'm not even involved in this!

- Have you seen me in this forest?
- I don't remember.

You don't remember?
We haven't met in this film.

We're never in a scene together.
He hates me as a regular person.

Probably hated you starting today.

I better refrain from saying anything.

- Is that you, Tak?
- This really did hurt.

No, isn't this somebody else?
You got dark skin...

- Wasn't his hairstyle weird?
- It's not Yoshida.

- It's not Toshi or Yoshida?
- No, it's me.

Okay.

I'm definitely better at making
animal sounds.

Well, Tak, you're dead.

- Yes, probably from being shot.
- Yep, I think I shot you.

Not probably, but definitely.
Your eyes got shot.

- Sorry, didn't read the script.
- You should've read it.

- We had a script we didn't really use.
- Right, that's true, but...

- Everybody was thinking what to say.
- It's not right to not read it.

- I read it yesterday, so I'm good.
- You did.

You read it after how many years?

I had to look up the characters
in a dictionary. It took a long time.

I see, so the first time you read it,
you couldn't pronounce it well?

People thought I was Korean.

You should let your personal assistant
write the pronunciation.

Or all in the hiragana script.

I was raised by frogs.

What does it have to do with anything?

Apologies.

The added scenes aren't for a while,
so it's still unrelated talk.

I don't think we have to talk
about unrelated things.

- What can we talk about then?
- Versus!

Versus! Ultimate Versus!

- Good pronunciation!
- No, the worst.

You try it.

- Ultimate Versus.
- No, you...

- You wanted to get points!
- No.

People who say "je t'aime" in France
must be good at these things.

Ready?

Ultimate Versus.

See? Doesn't he sound like
he just went home to Kyushu?

I mean, really. I just experienced
an intent to kill.

Don't experience an intent to kill
for things like this.

Every day is an intent to kill.

Did you experience
an intent to kill recently?

There are lots of times...
not much after that raid incident.

But really, I did prepare to go to jail for it.
There's a story there...

No, I don't think you need
to talk about stuff like that.

Your reputation will decrease again.
You'll be called a hoodlum.

Everybody, I'm against violence.

At this point, whatever you say
isn't persuasive anymore.

Here he is.

This is where people get confused.
Because this is Tak.

Him and the other guy who died
in the beginning are different people.

You'll notice we're totally different
by the way we use our katana.

Please take a close look.

Here he is, the "kamakama".

Yes, he holds a "kama" sickle
because he's an "okama" or gay.

- You guys, say something.
- Sorry, I was watching.

That's Arai, with his bare hands.

But when we pan out,
he holds a katana.

Katayama has the nails, like...

The iron claw weapon.

- See, he has the katana.
- Yes, he does.

I should've erased it in CGI. My bad.

- Then, the next shoot...
- The next time it's gone.

What's after Ultimate Versus?

- We're just gonna do Versus 2.
- It is Versus 2.

But if you redo this one again,
the title changes, right?

Yes.

Various different titles.
Like, something-something version.

The next time will be focused on
the inclusion of Minoru and Masumoto.

Thank you!
Then, it won't be Ultimate Versus.

- Nope.
- Ultimate Cop.

Not even Versus anymore.
Ultimate Cop.

A security guard!

We were talking about it four years ago,
shooting a film about a stupid cop.

We'll do it.

Yes, as for Versus 2,
are you ready to...

It's ready to be filmed,
but I'm just busy.

I see.

We're busy.
We had spare time four years ago.

But right now, we're in the midst
of forming Team Versus.

- After we have a solid team...
- Oh, the action team.

So Team Versus, led by Tak,
they're in training now.

How long do you need before you'll
be confident enough to use them?

- How long?
- Four years.

- That's...
- That's a while, just about right.

Is it?

Kitamura and I will be almost 40.

Kitamura's a director, so it's okay,
but I'm probably...

Tanikado will be about 40.

- Right.
- He's the oldest.

Four years... If you could hurry it up
a little more.

Well, two years.
Four years at the latest.

If you want to join Team Versus
after watching this, please contact us.

They'll have to sign a form so we're
not responsible for injury or death.

But on the other hand,
they can really become white ashes.

You'll burn in the end.
Perfect combustion.

How many people are burning
in this world?

At what?

At anything.
There aren't many who are, right?

I know right away who's not.

They're all not satisfied in life,
those who got laid off at work.

Oh, I'll take in those
who've been laid off.

They can't appear in Versus
even if they can do action.

For those who want to give
their second life their all.

- We do have...
- I'll train them.

Even if you train them,
we do have the visual aspects.

They can just kick...

You're thinking in line with Koide.

- Koide will soon...
- No!

He's coming back to Tokyo.

Tak, really, be careful. You have a job
that requires an audience.

Definitely no live shows for him.

Don't know what
you're gonna do or say, Tak.

Apologies. Sorry for the trouble.

No trouble.

You should feel the trouble.

So if people see this and really...

Even if people do contact you,
you won't ignore them, will you?

- I won't.
- He won't...

But it's about how few young people
there are worth training.

They don't know their manners,
words, or have the spirit.

Although they do say impressive things,
they run away fast.

Well, all they need to do
is one round with Tak.

That's such a huge barrier
to go through.

Go ahead, do one round with Tak.

Anything goes for three minutes.

I see.

But if there's a spirit in him,
it'll be fine. All are welcome.

It'd be funny if somebody
like Wanderlei Silva came.

- You can lose once, Tak.
- He's weak when taking a blow.

I might have a problem
if Wanderlei Silva shows up.

Even Tak would have a problem.

If that happened,
then Silva will play the leading role.

Silva in Versus 2!

His opponents will definitely be gone.

The color has changed here.
I just noticed it.

I've confirmed something.
That black and white...

That was done by Furuya
the cinematographer.

Kakesu the editor and Furuya...

You never know what they'll do
without the director.

You don't check?

I was busy, and I was in America.

- You left it to them.
- I'm fine with that.

From black and white to this,
the color's changed...

Yes, it was totally different.

They said, "Let's just change it
while the director's gone."

"He's gone, just change it,
change it!"

They cut and change the color
without you noticing.

Seeing this for the first time...

It's surprising, this.

I hated this part.

- Was this done for real?
- That was more than a real slap.

She almost lost her balance.

- Here!
- Sakaki!

How differently he treats
different people!

He was licking before!

Is this some kind of play?

Any kind of play he likes.

To hit a woman's face...
I understand if it's the ass, but the face?

Didn't you hit Hoshimi?

- It's okay if it's the ass.
- Of course it is.

Would you please stop
with the dirty jokes?

- Stop with the dirty talk.
- Sorry, it's just that I'm good at it.

Oh, I see... cos it runs well.

Right, yelling out "Hi-ho! Hi-ho!"

- Idiot.
- Sorry.

- Thank you!
- Thanks.

Oh, my own knife makes
an appearance again. It's gone now!

- Somebody stole it.
- That's dangerous. This is real.

It's almost always in my backpack.

The one I gave to you
as a birthday present last year?

Right, right!
It was more efficient than this one.

You gave me a knife that's popular
in Kabukicho. I have that one now.

It's really small,
but it can definitely kill someone.

- But if you think of killing...
- Yes, if you think about killing.

There, again, he likes to lick.

You like licking?

Yes, I do.

- My favorite.
- To lick?

He likes to lick,
and it's famous in our industry.

Hideo Sakaki, popular with this...

- I'm embarrassed.
- He licks. He licks.

He's been licking at various places.
He's been licking around Shibuya.

- Licked in Shibuya...
- He's been licking around Sancha.

He's been licking in Shimokita.

What do you do,
being so popular for that?

Really, I've met many people who said
they were licked by Sakaki.

There are poisons,
so be careful, okay?

I do look out for myself,
not to be stabbed in the back.

Foods these days are changing.
You have to be careful.

- You can't lick everything.
- I agree.

I understand.

He's admitted it.
You could deny it.

I'm fine with it.

- Being honest is Hideo's virtue.
- Thank you.

There's a little more to go
until the next new scene.

We totally swapped
a whole chunk of music here.

It's really good.

- Did you shoot this hand?
- We did.

This. Yudai Yamaguchi did the make-up
before, so it was really bad.

- You've re-shot this hand?
- Yep.

That hand?

- You can't tell, can you?
- No.

It's wrong to have Yudai do
the special make-up in the first place.

It was awful.

It's fine if this was Battlefield Baseball,
but not for Versus!

That's why we did it over again.

- But, really, you couldn't tell.
- No.

This time, you asked a professional?

I asked Nakatani.

It's somebody else's hand, though.
He did it so you can't tell.

This music's groovy.

Oh, yeah.

I'm doing this one gently, see?

He is.
If you look closely, there's a gap.

No, his thumb is lodged in there.

He didn't have an ounce of sweetness
in him. He must've hated her.

I think so.

I think we said this three years ago,
but he talks a lot in this scene.

The scene where
Hideo Sakaki talks a lot.

- You're not talking a lot today.
- I am, I am.

- Excuse me.
- You okay?

A weird disease?

- Wait a minute...
- Please, Sakaki!

- Airborne transmission!
- You better not, Sakaki!

It hasn't changed
from four years ago.

But after Versus,
Sakaki took the lead role in Alive.

- Yes.
- Oh, right.

He says that was my peak!

- It was after Masumoto.
- Peak...

Everybody's already passed.
But after that peak, there's another peak.

The peaks get bigger and bigger.

- You're positive.
- Right.

When things are tough,
you're climbing up the hill.

I mean, if you're having a hard time,
think of yourself climbing uphill.

Even though the music has stopped...

Killer music.

Thanks for concluding that
in a good way.

I'm on top of a car in this scene.

- Oh, really?
- Yep.

It's great to know the behind-the-scenes
things that the viewers

who only saw the movie don't know...
"They're shooting it like that?"

Do people want to know?

Of course!

I thought they wanted to know
about Sakaki's girls.

I always bring up Sakaki's girls
when I don't know what to say next.

- Everybody wants to know about the film?
- Of course!

- I totally had it wrong.
- You finally got it now?

- Raiding is inconsequential.
- That was a good story.

It was good, but...

When one of our crew had a crush
on you, you were avoiding her.

It's a good story.

Being asked to tea, or to spend
the night even though I lived close,

that's all inconsequential!

I could go home in one minute... Not that!
"Oh, this scene was made like this?"

She wanted to make dinner for you.

- In East Japanese dialect?
- In East Japanese dialect.

I mean, really, forget about this!

I think that's more interesting.

It is, but extra scene explanation...
Here, here.

This dummy with the holes...
That was tough.

What do you mean, tough?

Like, what does a dummy
with holes in the face look like?

It was hard to shoot the spray of blood
or think about how to shake the camera.

Oh, we've added a bit here!

Here we go, people.

This is still,
the I-can-get-licked bit...

This one!

He got his face bashed
and his eyeballs taken by Sakaki...

- He came back.
- He did.

Right, he wasn't in this scene
in the original.

He put all the pieces back together.

- Himself?
- And came back.

- Right, that's why it's all patched.
- I see.

There's an additional scene where
I fight with zombie Katayama soon.

With Sakaki, it's afterwards
when you guys are alone.

- Oh, the music's different.
- Yep, all rockin'.

Even with the technology nowadays,

it's not possible to change Tak's
short hair right there.

I'll fix that in five years.

He made the mistake
of getting his hair cut too short.

There are pins in my hair.

- This is the original one.
- Oh, right.

- Here. Too short.
- It's too short!

- Too short!
- Who cut it too short?

- It doesn't matter!
- There's no need to mention that.

- It doesn't matter!
- I wonder...

He's hissing.

It's short. So obviously short.

A short cut...
I must've had a broken heart.

It's not a short cut.
Oh, but it's pretty short.

It's fine. It's doesn't matter.

Four years ago, after this fight,

although you'll find it
in the bonus scenes,

Tanikado's face lodges
into her stomach.

Tanikado's face flew into her stomach
and Minoru fights with it.

You were going to include it.

He said the film was missing.

- We did shoot it.
- What the hell's he doing?

Oh! Right here!

Katayama's resurrected.

- He probably said to fight with our legs.
- You can't say no when asked that.

So we made it
into a Muay Thai leg technique.

- A counter.
- Right, counter.

What a weak guy.

I can't deal with this guy...

How tiresome. You are tedious!

At this point, this sound...

...the creaking sound.

What's he made of?

He's not holding back, here.

- Is this himself?
- Yes, it is.

Pierced from below.

- See? That creaking...
- He's creaking.

He's dyed his hair so much
that it's thinning.

He needs to rethink that dyeing.

He put his eyeballs back in.

- You want to put them on again?
- I wanted to try them on again.

He liked them.

It was just bugging him all this time.

The face scene, too,
had Katayama's sunglasses.

He smashed them.

- Is that himself?
- Yes, it is.

Not possible.

He still didn't feel it was totally him.

He's mad cos I threw them away.

The more he came back,
the weaker he got.

What was that?
It didn't mean anything.

That was the action director
Tak Sakaguchi's idea?

Yes.

- He just wanted to do the knee kick.
- No!

He saw Silva and wanted to try it.

Um, Pride... What number was it,
in the finals?

I reenacted that knee kick
when Silva fought with Jackson.

- Reenacted...
- Yep.

Just an homage.

- Homage of the fight.
- Right, homage of the fight.

The fight's in the climax as well,
they fight in a modern way.

- Vale Tudo fight.
- That's nice.

I couldn't use the pinning techniques
before. They were too sluggish.

I tried it this time,
wanting it done in a speedy way.

So you changed an ultimate fighting
technique into a little entertainment.

That was a great audio commentary,
right there.

- Should we talk more about it?
- Please.

Rather than that, I want you to notice
the music that's coming up.

- We'll pay attention.
- The original didn't have any music.

It's pretty good.

- Nice!
- You'll hear that smooth flute...

A little 70s-style.

Kinda feels like what you hear
in supermarkets.

Your stupid battle is fine
with this kind of music!

Thank you. And here comes
the mighty girl.

She's totally fine after being hit
in the forehead by Tak. What a monster.

- She's really strong.
- Is Hoshimi able to take a hit?

That I don't know.

She probably hasn't often been on
the receiving end, somebody this strong.

Here, they're fighting for real.
They're on the same team.

This was for real. A real slap.

- Was it?
- It was.

Everybody likes to do it for real.

As a matter of fact,
a small, cheap Versus is going on.

Why that hand?
He must be right-handed.

Right-handed.

I was straddling the rail
while walking backwards.

- A trivial thing...
- People want to hear things like that.

- That didn't hit you.
- It didn't. Tanikado restrained himself.

You just fainted, Matsumoto.
It's because your nose hurt.

Masumoto, you did have
a rougher image.

Your face looks a little gentler.

- Oh, the maternal instinct.
- I guess so.

I'll grow breasts in a bit.

Really, though, you were more rugged.
What happened?

Yeah, then...

I'll get a divorce.

No, you don't need to do that.
Then I'll get married.

- What does that mean? With my wife?
- Yes.

- Why?
- Cos I can't ignorer the two children.

"Ignorer"? You got an extra "r" there.

That's Tak's language for you.

It's "ignore".

There it is. That was in that case.

This scene was shot just because
there was a fog in the area.

Oh, really? So, it wasn't intended,
but because it got foggy.

Right.

I've always wondered about this,
but how does this work?

Once it's put together, the blade
comes out. What a mysterious sword.

Once you hear a click,
the blade is born.

"Born"?

The blade has regenerative properties.
It's orichalcum.

I see.
Did you acquire that knowledge recently?

No, no.

Tak likes to use what he's learned
immediately, like a child.

So true. If somebody says
"even elephants," you kick the glass.

- You do it as soon as you learn it.
- I must've just been born.

- What was that white thing?
- That was Creap coffee cream.

- Creap!
- Oh, Creap.

Tak, the shape of your head
is different in this shot.

You're right, it is.

Sometimes, because of such drastic
movements, you change physically.

That was blatantly different.
Was that okay?

You didn't use a stunt double?

We divided cuts into two groups,
and like the reverse shots here,

we really used a stand-in.

A stand-in? Not possible!
That's silly.

Not possible!

When we were trying out stand-ins,
it ended up being the best shot.

It really must've been heavy.

That's me, holding the branches.

- It was me who punched him.
- We can see that.

What kind of explanation is that?

That amulet you briefly saw
will play a big part in Nervous 2.

He's blown to pieces now.

We added to that, adding
a close-up shot in a subliminal way.

I see.

We filmed the shot back then too,
but we ruined the film.

So we did it again.

- You wanted that no matter what.
- Yes.

Yes, we made a dummy again
and blew it up.

- You won't get your turn anymore.
- This is the good part.

You're done without saying anything
about your scenes.

My scenes?

Isn't that hand too long?
The right hand's out too far.

It's difficult.

The right hand has bones,
so it's longer instead.

That bone is a branch
that I picked up from this forest.

We wrapped it in Styrofoam
and added blood to the branch.

- Is that story interesting?
- Wait, but you said, "Oh"!

- Why didn't you cut your real hand off?
- Huh?

- Where's your Versus spirit?
- That's not Versus spirit.

Really?

We re-used Katayama's head.

Oh, that dummy.

I did tell them in that scene,
to really carve my head.

- Oh, really?
- I was told that I'd really die.

If it was me, I would've said,
"Go ahead and die."

Even this scene, too, Tanikado said
that he'd really explode.

- Somebody said, "You'll really die!"
- Nobody said that.

On the contrary, they said, "Die!"

- Finally, the burden's gone.
- What do you mean, "burden"?

I'm doing my best here, too, you know!

- He didn't have to be there.
- A burden...

- It's fine if it starts from here.
- That's true.

Back then, somebody said the police
scenes aren't really needed.

When we shot this, Furuya even ran away.
He just left the camera.

Left the camera, left Sakaki,
and detonated the bomb.

Why's the actor still there?

So crazy...

- Furuya, why did he run?
- He just ran way...

I wanted him to watch it.

- This already existed.
- Yes.

The latter half has been added.

I don't know how many times
I've watched this.

How many?

Another reason I added scenes
was because I was getting bored.

You added scenes
so that you can watch it more?

Right, I had to put in new things.

What luxurious self-gratification!

- What? Not again!
- Don't say dirty things!

It's not dirty,
I'm talking about self-gratification.

I see.

- That's what it comes down to.
- Such a luxury.

You make movies
because you want to have fun.

But I've seen Versus so many times.
I've watched this the most.

So I wanted to add some things
to make it more interesting.

I see.

How the added scenes will match
with the faces four years ago...

But you know, I've really looked closely,
but you can't tell. Not at all.

We've added the sparks
when the katanas collide.

We didn't have the money back then,
so we made it ourselves.

- Yoshihiko made it for us.
- So you added more?

So we could only do it
in specific shots.

I see.

This time he added it
to the entire battle.

Right, back then, we placed a gadget
on the katana to get that effect.

We didn't add them later.

- Right, Action Director?
- Yeah.

This part was made
by Yuji Shimomura.

When you thought of the new scenes,

was it because when you saw this scene,
you thought of adding some action?

No, Kitamura did.

I suggest to do so-and-so
between this scene and that one.

- This is where it gets good.
- Yes.

This is still the original.

The sparks are really added.

- Right after this.
- After this.

You won't notice at all.

- Here!
- This is it.

The 2004 version.

You can't tell it's been four years.

- There. Was it there?
- Here, here!

I fainted right here.

He fainted!

So quite a long time has elapsed

between you on the ground
and you back on your feet.

- Here.
- So we're on the ground.

Sakaki's in the mount position.

The leg lock.
I'm really squeezing him.

Picking me up,
and slamming me down.

He took my leg.

He's grabbing my leg,
so we both twist it.

- The Achilles tendon.
- I think they're in pain.

Although we're both dead.

For people who like martial arts,
they're loving all these familiar techniques.

- You can't see it at this speed.
- Right.

Here is the scene where the world
will probably laugh out loud.

- "What the...?"
- "The katana's different."

"It's not mine. It's the enemy's."

"What's this?"
What do you use that for, really, Sakaki?

I don't know.

When do you use that?

Is it an arm guard?

How is it really,
with the katana you're used to?

- A lot easier.
- Really?

Totally different.

That's interesting.

- This is it.
- Back in my hands.

I'm turning it behind the camera.

You really can't tell.

And we're back.

That whole scene was all newly shot.

Yes, it was.

This was... brilliantly...

- Wasn't it brilliantly done?
- Yes.

Looking forward to the international
film festivals again.

Even abroad, I'm sure
they'll love the ground battle.

You won't see that kind of speedy
ground battle often.

But, maintaining that energy level,
adding an action sequence

without losing the energy
was very hard.

I had to think what to do.

- Was that too serious?
- No, no.

Of course when you're one-on-one,
there is a limit to the variation.

Like the zombie scenes, you can
come up with a lot of variations.

Right, it was tough adding a sequence
at that energy level.

So it's like adding a new song
on a collection of number-one hits.

I see.

- Like, what kind of song can you add?
- On the best album...

Add one new song and sell it.

- The following ideas are difficult.
- Right.

There's no limit to that.

That's the only thing this guy thinks
about: how he can hurt people.

No, I'm making
new generation action.

- The next generation assassin.
- Assassin, yes.

- He does hurt people's feelings too.
- Of course not.

People get healed when they meet me.

What do you mean, "people"?

Tak's also famous
for making girls cry as well.

- That doesn't happen, no.
- Oh, really?

- I haven't become that.
- That's not good.

Most women who've met me say
they felt true happiness as women.

Oh, then, happiness...

- They felt it, so they say.
- What kind of happiness?

- That I don't know.
- Of course he doesn't!

They say they've become a woman
for the first time.

Like, some Pandora's box
has been opened.

Probably.

- That's my pupil.
- Thank you!

No wonder.

So there was no moment when they said,
"That's not my sword."

Right.

"This is the sword I've been looking for!"

Of course, as a samurai!

When I say something dirty, I get scolded,
but we've said dirty things...

Furthermore, you've gotten
excited about it, director.

- That wasn't dirty.
- Oh, really?

Then it was my misunderstanding.

"Catching-the-sword-with-bare-hands"
technique.

We took Versus all over the world
and received acclaim.

"Catching-the-sword-with-bare-hands"
is a Japanese thing, isn't it?

Yes, that's why people overseas
go crazy for it.

There's a huge cheer here.

Overseas, the most cheers we get
is that scene with the sunglasses.

The sunglasses?

Probably, people will love
Katayama's sunglasses here again.

Right, that new scene.

Does this kind of idiot hero exist?

That expression's funny.

- Why?
- He looked like, "See? See?"

It was funny.

That was in the previews.
It's gonna get better now.

I mean, this is going to end it.

This here was Tak's peak.

There'll be problems
if you don't exceed this in Versus 2.

This exact same shot and movement,

Aya Ueto does this in Azumi,
at the very end.

Before she takes down the enemy
called "Mogami Bijomaru".

It looked so good,
so we did it like Versus.

- How was it?
- Aya was good.

Azumi vs. Versus.

Both are strong.

Versus does have scenes
from a long time ago.

Right, you want to have a kind of style.

It's all connected.
So like Izuko in Sky High vs. Azumi.

- Like, which is it?
- That'll be interesting.

In the spiritual world,
Izuko might have the advantage.

But in this world,
Azumi will have the upper hand.

But Tak's fine in both cases.

You're half dead and half alive.

What about Versus 2...?

I know there's lots of things that
you can't reveal. Will there be a forest?

Versus 2 will not only be set
in the forest, we'll destroy a city as well.

Destroy a city?

I'm tired of forests. Really!

A wasteland, a city,
and there'll be a little bit of forest.

Mostly battles in the city?

A futuristic city, right?

There's the Harrier,
you know the aircraft?

The one that lifts
perpendicularly off the ground.

There'll be a battle
between that and two guns.

And a helicopter will be brought down
by a katana in Versus 2.

- Normally those battles don't happen.
- With Versus, it's possible.

The one about the aircraft
and two guns,

it's possible for a KSC2-303.

I've always wondered why it's 303
when it's already KSC2?

If you're gonna say 'two',
then it should be 'three-oh-three', right?

- It should be KSC-2303.
- I agree.

With KSC2-303,
Tanikado probably...

But Tanikado's a serious guy,
so it's probably me who said it first.

- Probably, you said it on the spot.
- Sorry, I didn't think before I spoke.

We're talking about irrelevant things
when it's the good part.

The other characteristic
of this film

is that there are no names
for these characters.

No.

In the script, it just says
Masumoto, Tanikado, Sakaguchi.

- You've added more blood.
- Yes, I made it a little more flashy.

Sakaki, you're buried under there.

There's a bonus scene
after this as well.

Oh, where Tak feels some presence
in the forest.

Please, go ahead
and stop this and watch that.

- Let's just watch this until the end.
- We're almost there.

People who stop watching here...
what's wrong with you?

- What's up with you?
- Right.

I don't know why, but some people wish
it'd ended right after that tunnel.

Ah, well, there are many types
of people.

- What are you talking about?
- What happens after that tunnel?

I want to hear them cheer that scene
99 years later. From overseas.

- You have to have it.
- Oh, from overseas, not from Japan?

In Japan, people watch it in silence.
Like, they laugh in silence alone.

No way. Too gloomy.

At international film festivals,
everybody really looks forward to it.

They have the heart
to actually enjoy the movies.

- You've been overseas with Versus?
- I haven't.

This guy normally
doesn't do those things.

- Doesn't go overseas?
- He's not that kind of guy.

- He's in the comedy world.
- Oh, right.

Right, I'd always say,
"What the hell, what the hell?"

- Yes.
- What do you mean, "yes"?

There's no
"let's go together next time"?

Not really.

Well, I went to Belgium with Hideo.

- Are you going this year as well?
- Yes, you're not coming with me?

- With Ultimate Versus?
- Not with Ultimate. That'll be later.

Well, it's not that much fun
going with Sakaki.

He doesn't come back at night.
I'm doing work by myself at a hotel.

In Italy, too. He doesn't return.

What? Even in Italy?

In Italy, at many ports... "Je t'aime."

"Je t'aime" isn't Italian!

Pasta...

He comes back in the wee hours
of the morning.

He's such a bad guy, all over the world.

No, it's really fun.

You should make that your primary job.

"Hideo Sakaki's Taste of the World!"

- That's plain speaking.
- You should make a movie about it.

- It's a movie?
- A film, yeah.

In which we take a closer look
at the world.

"Sakaki Club: Looking at the World."

- That's the kind of name...
- This is the good part. It's your part.

This here. Tak doesn't ride bikes,
so we just zoomed on his eyes.

The rest is from his point of view.

- Now, through the tunnel!
- I can't end it there.

And then...

- We made this together.
- Yes, we did.

- That's a miniature.
- I made this helicopter.

- What's the material?
- It's a plastic model.

- Oh, a plastic model.
- And then we put holes in it.

- I'm fussy about plastic models.
- Oh, really?

- I'm a model freak.
- You have a lot of hobbies.

So, like models of castles?

Yeah, like tea houses.

- Oh, yeah.
- Or dumpling houses.

From those to Gundam models,
various models...

Versus models haven't come out yet.
I wonder if someone would design them.

I wish somebody would make figures.

He's here.

The colors are different here.

I want the Versus game
to come out as well.

- It might be too violent.
- Probably.

You probably couldn't sell it in Japan.

- Oh, the baldies.
- You mean the bald freaks.

The bald freaks.

That's Katayama.
The only time we see his eyes.

Oh, I see.

He dyed his hair so much so that
he's really starting to look like that.

Katayama's hair is really thinning.

- Not that much.
- Pretty close.

That's Ayumi.

Look closely at Ayumi, Yoshihara.
She's actually has no clothes on.

- What?
- A daring nude scene.

That thing is see-through.

Under that coat.

Ayumi came to me and said,
"I think I'll take my clothes off today."

So I said, "Let me see."

"Wait, Tak, you have the leading part,
so you should take a look, too."

I told Yudai Yamaguchi, "You're
the second unit director, come here."

"Why did you watch it
so many times?"

After worshipping it in full, I said,
"Okay, let's do it with your clothes off."

But Furuya really zoomed in,
so you can't see her that well.

There, she has no clothes on.

So, you guys...
must've worshipped her.

- Yes.
- Whatever.

Oh, here, we changed the music again,
to rock-style guitar.

It's over already! And we talked
about such irrelevant things!

What the hell?

Here comes Versus!
Watch it!

Of course, it's Versus.

- What do you think? I changed things.
- Oh, yes.

- It's ended.
- It has.

How was it?

It looks cool,
with those flames there.

Yes, a luxury for me.

Very nice.

I'm sure the cost was high
to create all these new scenes.

Yes, it was.

This is so much better.

A lot cooler.

See?

Your two names appeared together,
but I separated them.

Thank you.

You separated them?
It's back to two sharing the screen.

Oh, three.

- Three.
- It's fine.

- Oh, three.
- Masumoto's in it.

"Masumoto's in it..."
You're the one who made this!

And so, Ultimate Versus...

Sakaki, you said before,
you had a fever.

- Yes.
- How was it?

Compared to four years ago,
I felt I improved in the action scenes.

- Really?
- Yes.

Were you training in between?

I did Alive as well.
My movement memory's good.

I see, you've done more action films.

Compared to before, I have a better ability
to deal with the action scenes.

Also, I've been at it with Tak.

How was he?

Sakaki has such good reflexes.
He was good.

- He's a dancer, anyway.
- Right.

I'm glad I was able to stay active
these past four years.

I could go all out
because it was Sakaki.

- Because of your relationship.
- Right.

With Versus 2, I don't know
how it's gonna go down, who dies...

That's something
to look forward to.

And Tak, is this your debut
as an action director?

- Yes, it's my debut.
- How was it?

I made what I wanted to make
for the director,

and he was really happy with it.

I think I really made something good.

With Versus 2, I'd like to really...
we said it before, but seriously,

I want to go all out
to the point where people die.

- You'll be action director on Versus 2?
- If I can, I'd like to...

We don't need Versus
action director Shimomura?

Right! I mean, after Shimomura...

Wait, but you have a leading role.
That's a lot to do.

But the action I want to do,
Yu says it's too dangerous.

Of course, as an action director,
you can't injure the actors.

Right.

Come on, it's all right
if we get injured. It's Versus.

In Versus, yes.

But really, Versus 2,
we're gonna risk our lives for it.

Everybody, please look out for us!

Last but not least,
director Kitamura.

Well, of course, it was fun.

In between, we've been lucky enough
to take part in various different jobs

these past two, three years and then
working together after four years.

Versus is different,
it's something special to me.

Also all of us having done other jobs,
bringing our own thing to it...

Well, yes, that is, of course
the foundation, the starting point.

When the same people come together
again, a different thing comes out.

Was this Ultimate Versus
done according to your wishes?

I think so. I've done everything
and left nothing behind.

Again, in time,

you might feel like you want to do
something else again.

I'm sure I will, but rather than doing that,
I'll make Versus 2.

- I see.
- I think the world is waiting.

We will do Versus 2.

I wonder what'll happen in Versus 2...

- It's not gonna be in a forest anymore.
- Not in a forest.

And what about the script?

There's a storyline already.

So the preparations
are definitely underway?

Yes, next time, I'll show you
a battle from the future.

Yes, well, I'm hoping you're thinking
about Ultimate Cop too.

A double feature: Versus 2 and Ultimate Cop.

- How long will Versus 2 be?
- What kind of question is that?

I want to ask you the running time
for Ultimate Cop after that.

- Ultimate Cop, two and a half hours.
- Way too long!

That's long!

It's a double feature, but one of them
is two and a half hours?

Versus 2 is 30 minutes.

I mean three hours.

I'm sure people want to see
the other one. That's too...

- I want Masumoto to reach another peak.
- Thanks.

People come to see Versus 2,
but they have to watch Ultimate Cop.

Anything goes, cos it's Versus.

If Tak and I think it's great,
anything goes in Versus.

I'll do it as long as Tak's
in agreement with me.

I don't believe Tak would betray me,
but I don't know about Masumoto.

- Masumoto's a symbol of betrayal.
- You...

You!

- We're done, so...
- Look forward to Versus 2!

- Thanks!
- Thanks!