Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:48,570
[LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] [MUSIC]
2
00:00:48,567 --> 00:00:53,127
WE HAVE RETURNED.
3
00:00:53,133 --> 00:00:57,833
WELCOME TO TOSH.0 IT HAS BEEN
4
00:00:57,833 --> 00:00:59,503
ANNEXILERATING 57 DAYS WITHOUT
5
00:00:59,500 --> 00:01:02,070
YOU THE WARDROBE WILL BE OVER
6
00:01:02,067 --> 00:01:05,727
PRICED CONCERT T'S.
7
00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:13,103
WAIT... WITH SEXY STUBBLE.
8
00:01:13,100 --> 00:01:16,230
[APPLAUSE] YOU ARE RIGHT TO
9
00:01:16,233 --> 00:01:16,603
CHEER.
10
00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:19,270
I'M VERY MASCULINE I WILL NOT
11
00:01:19,267 --> 00:01:21,127
TOLERATE ANYONE CRITICIZING MY
12
00:01:21,133 --> 00:01:22,303
MUSICAL TASTES THERE IS
13
00:01:22,300 --> 00:01:23,600
REASONING I GET PAID MILLIONS
14
00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:25,300
OF DOLLARS TO HAVE OPINIONS YOU
15
00:01:25,300 --> 00:01:26,800
HAVE BEEN WARNED.
16
00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:29,630
OUR FIRST PIECE IS FROM JAPAN
17
00:01:29,633 --> 00:01:30,303
DRIVEWAYEDS.
18
00:01:30,300 --> 00:01:31,870
NOW LISTEN TO AS MUCH MUSIC AS
19
00:01:31,867 --> 00:01:33,897
WE ARE ALLOWED TO PLAY FOR
20
00:01:33,900 --> 00:01:34,270
FREE.
21
00:01:34,267 --> 00:01:38,067
>> THERE WE HAVE A BASED.
22
00:01:38,067 --> 00:01:41,367
AND THEY ARE NOT FROM JAPAN I'M
23
00:01:41,367 --> 00:01:45,297
GUESSING BECAUSE CANADA DROIDS
24
00:01:45,300 --> 00:01:48,600
DON'T HAVE THE SAME RING.
25
00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:50,700
TONIGHT CIVIL RIGHT'S ACTISTS.
26
00:01:50,700 --> 00:01:53,430
HOW MY STAFF TRAINS DURING THE
27
00:01:53,433 --> 00:01:53,973
OFF SEASON.
28
00:01:53,967 --> 00:01:55,967
NOW LET'S WATCH THE SON OF
29
00:01:55,967 --> 00:01:59,467
GOD'S FACE PLANT FOR OUR SINS
30
00:01:59,467 --> 00:02:00,197
AGAIN.
31
00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:05,070
[MUSIC] SOMEONE IS GOING TO GET
32
00:02:05,067 --> 00:02:06,867
CRUCIFIED FOR THIS.
33
00:02:06,867 --> 00:02:07,327
[LAUGHTER].
34
00:02:07,333 --> 00:02:10,473
YOU ARE FREE, RUN JESUS!
35
00:02:10,467 --> 00:02:12,427
EVEN PEOPLE WHO DON'T BELIEVE
36
00:02:12,433 --> 00:02:13,773
IN SCIENCE STILL HAVE TO
37
00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:14,697
BELIEVE IN GRAVITY.
38
00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:18,800
CAN I GET AN AMEN?
39
00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:19,530
AMEN!
40
00:02:19,533 --> 00:02:19,973
[MUSIC]
41
00:02:19,967 --> 00:02:21,297
>> THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR
42
00:02:21,300 --> 00:02:23,400
MURDERING YOUR CARPENTER.
43
00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:27,600
YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH
44
00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:29,570
GALVANIZED SPIRAL SHAFT NAILS
45
00:02:29,567 --> 00:02:32,467
THAT WERE WHOLE.
46
00:02:32,467 --> 00:02:32,927
[LAUGHTER].
47
00:02:32,933 --> 00:02:34,603
YOU CAN LITERALLY SEAT POUNDS
48
00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:39,830
MELTING OFF THIS NEXT GUY.
49
00:02:39,833 --> 00:02:44,803
DOWN!
50
00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:45,700
DOWN!
51
00:02:45,700 --> 00:02:50,070
IT IS GROSS BUT IT IS SO CLOSE
52
00:02:50,067 --> 00:02:52,167
TO MY HOUSE.
53
00:02:52,167 --> 00:02:52,627
[LAUGHTER].
54
00:02:52,633 --> 00:02:54,373
THERE IS NO WAY THAT DOESN'T
55
00:02:54,367 --> 00:03:00,727
COME WITH A BONUS SHARK.
56
00:03:00,733 --> 00:03:02,303
[LAUGHTER] I KNOW WHAT HE WAS
57
00:03:02,300 --> 00:03:05,870
LOOKING AT.
58
00:03:05,867 --> 00:03:07,427
ELIZABETH'S STOMACH.
59
00:03:07,433 --> 00:03:10,203
THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOUR
60
00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:11,830
BELLY BUTTON?
61
00:03:11,833 --> 00:03:15,303
GOOD NEWS WE FOUND HONEY
62
00:03:15,300 --> 00:03:16,970
BO-BO'S BIOLOGICAL PARENTS.
63
00:03:16,967 --> 00:03:20,067
THE DOG AND A PIG.
64
00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:22,567
THEIR BABY IS GOING TO BE THE
65
00:03:22,567 --> 00:03:25,727
TASTEIEST CHINESE FOOD EVER!
66
00:03:25,733 --> 00:03:27,403
YEA.
67
00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:29,600
WILBER WENT THROUGH A DARK
68
00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,330
PERIOD AFTER CHARLOTTE DIED.
69
00:03:31,333 --> 00:03:34,803
EVERYBODY IT TO BANG A PORK ARE
70
00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:37,800
FROM TIME TO TIME, EVEN ME.
71
00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:43,400
TAKE -- [LAUGHTER].
72
00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:47,800
HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR HAM GLAZED.
73
00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:48,270
[LAUGHTER].
74
00:03:48,267 --> 00:03:51,327
>> THIS NEXT GUY ARIZONA MANY
75
00:03:51,333 --> 00:03:55,573
TOUR DE FRANCE TITLES AS LANCE
76
00:03:55,567 --> 00:03:56,327
ARMSTRONG.
77
00:03:56,333 --> 00:03:58,073
[LAUGHTER].
78
00:03:58,067 --> 00:04:01,467
THAT GUY IS HUGE.
79
00:04:01,467 --> 00:04:01,927
[LAUGHTER].
80
00:04:01,933 --> 00:04:03,873
STILL FIND A WAY TO TAKE UP A
81
00:04:03,867 --> 00:04:05,297
WHOLE LANE.
82
00:04:05,300 --> 00:04:05,770
[LAUGHTER].
83
00:04:05,767 --> 00:04:09,367
HE HAS THE WORLD'S TINIEST CASE
84
00:04:09,367 --> 00:04:10,597
OF TESTICULAR CANCER.
85
00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:12,270
I HAVE A SMALL ARE BICYCLE AND
86
00:04:12,267 --> 00:04:15,467
IT IS BUILT FOR 2.
87
00:04:15,467 --> 00:04:16,797
WHERE WAS THE BIKE.
88
00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:17,430
DU SEE IT?
89
00:04:17,433 --> 00:04:19,103
I DIDN'T SEE IT.
90
00:04:19,100 --> 00:04:23,070
THIS SHOW IS NOT TRYING
91
00:04:23,067 --> 00:04:23,397
ANYMORE.
92
00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:28,400
YOU KNOW BUS STOP HAVE MORE OF?
93
00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:31,070
GERMS... SHE PROBABLY STEPPED
94
00:04:31,067 --> 00:04:32,327
IN SOMETHING REALLY DELICIOUS.
95
00:04:32,333 --> 00:04:35,773
YOU THINK THEY KNOW EACH OTHER?
96
00:04:35,767 --> 00:04:38,067
OR ARE THEY KILLING TIME?
97
00:04:38,067 --> 00:04:38,427
ALL RIGHT.
98
00:04:38,433 --> 00:04:42,203
GET BACK TO COACHING THE JETS.
99
00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:48,470
WHAT'S NEXT?
100
00:04:48,467 --> 00:04:48,797
YES.
101
00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:52,100
[LAUGHTER].
102
00:04:52,100 --> 00:04:54,700
OH !
103
00:04:54,700 --> 00:05:02,130
YOU GOTTA BE SH --ING ME.
104
00:05:02,133 --> 00:05:03,573
NO PAY RESPECT TO THE GREEN
105
00:05:03,567 --> 00:05:06,697
MILE IN THE NEXT BREAK DOWN.
106
00:05:06,700 --> 00:05:09,170
ZOO'S ARE LIKE PRISONS FOR
107
00:05:09,167 --> 00:05:12,767
ANIMALS THIS MAY GET GRAPHIC.
108
00:05:12,767 --> 00:05:14,697
PLEASE, STOP FEEDING YOUR TACOS
109
00:05:14,700 --> 00:05:16,800
TO THE MONKEYS THAT IS THE
110
00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:18,100
BEHAVIOR YOU EXPECT FROM
111
00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:20,170
SOMEONE RAISED BY JAMES FRANCO.
112
00:05:20,167 --> 00:05:22,667
DIRTY AP E IS TIRED OF GETTING
113
00:05:22,667 --> 00:05:24,897
UP STAGED BITE PANNEDACE YOU
114
00:05:24,900 --> 00:05:29,630
ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO SH I I
115
00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:31,273
WHERE YOU EAT BUT WHAT IS THE
116
00:05:31,267 --> 00:05:34,867
POLICY OF WHAT YOU SH -- RAIN
117
00:05:34,867 --> 00:05:38,797
FOREST CAFE IS OPEN FOR LUNCH
118
00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:42,070
THIS TOMORROW HEAL MAKE A POOP
119
00:05:42,067 --> 00:05:43,127
WITHIN A POOP.
120
00:05:43,133 --> 00:05:44,073
IT IS POOP SECTION.
121
00:05:44,067 --> 00:05:46,867
>> I NEED A KICK.
122
00:05:46,867 --> 00:05:47,327
[LAUGHTER].
123
00:05:47,333 --> 00:05:50,333
HOW ELSE WILL YOU GET A HOT
124
00:05:50,333 --> 00:05:54,273
MEAL WHEN THE ONLY OVEN IS YOUR
125
00:05:54,267 --> 00:05:54,667
STOMACH.
126
00:05:54,667 --> 00:05:58,727
JANE GOODAL HAD TO DO THE SAME
127
00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:02,733
TO EARN THE TRUST OF HER AP ES.
128
00:06:02,733 --> 00:06:03,233
SHARE.
129
00:06:03,233 --> 00:06:06,573
>> MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO-DO.
130
00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:08,967
>> I'M GLAD THEY ARE NOT
131
00:06:08,967 --> 00:06:13,067
WORKING ON A DEADLIER STRAIN OF
132
00:06:13,067 --> 00:06:13,727
AIDS.
133
00:06:13,733 --> 00:06:17,373
>> Y WOOL BE BACK PLAY US OUT
134
00:06:17,367 --> 00:06:50,927
WEIRD INTERNET WHISTLING GUY.
135
00:06:50,933 --> 00:06:54,233
>> THEY THOUGHT IT WAS
136
00:06:54,233 --> 00:06:54,903
INAPPROPRIATE AND BE
137
00:06:54,900 --> 00:06:57,070
DISRESPECTFUL TO BLACK PEOPLE I
138
00:06:57,067 --> 00:07:01,127
SAY IT IS NOT I LIKE BLACK
139
00:07:01,133 --> 00:07:01,533
PEOPLE.
140
00:07:01,533 --> 00:07:03,833
>> JUDGE HIM NOT BY THE SHOE
141
00:07:03,833 --> 00:07:06,303
POLISH ON HIS FACE BUT THE
142
00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:08,170
PONYTAIL ON HIS MULLET.
143
00:07:08,167 --> 00:07:10,597
THAT WIGGER IS SEAN.
144
00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,830
AND FOR SOME REASON PEOPLE
145
00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:14,403
DIDN'T LIKE IT DRUSZED LIKE
146
00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,070
BLACK HITLER.
147
00:07:16,067 --> 00:07:18,467
EVERYONE IS TOUCHY THESE DAYS.
148
00:07:18,467 --> 00:07:20,667
WHITE KIDS AND BLACKFACE WAS
149
00:07:20,667 --> 00:07:22,667
PART OF MARTIN LUTHER KING'S
150
00:07:22,667 --> 00:07:25,197
LESSER KNOWN, I HAVE A
151
00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:27,570
NIGHTMARE SPEECH.
152
00:07:27,567 --> 00:07:29,267
BLACKFACE REENFORCED STROIPED
153
00:07:29,267 --> 00:07:32,097
IT IS IS HOW ROBERT DOWNEY JR.
154
00:07:32,100 --> 00:07:38,800
GOT NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR.
155
00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:40,200
THINKING YOUR RACE IS BETTER
156
00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:42,770
DOES NOT MAKE YOU A RACE
157
00:07:42,767 --> 00:07:43,097
>>>.
158
00:07:43,100 --> 00:07:45,270
I'M TOLD THAT'S WHAT EXACTLY
159
00:07:45,267 --> 00:07:47,127
MAKES YOU A RACIST.
160
00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:49,773
STIPULATE SAYING YOU ARE NOT
161
00:07:49,767 --> 00:07:51,097
PREJUDICED BECAUSE YOU HAVE A
162
00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:52,200
FRIEND WHO IS BLACK.
163
00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:54,130
THAT IS LIKE YOU ARE SAYING YOU
164
00:07:54,133 --> 00:07:55,933
ARE NOT A PEDOPHILE BECAUSE
165
00:07:55,933 --> 00:07:57,433
YOUR FRIEND HAS A CHILD.
166
00:07:57,433 --> 00:08:00,873
I DON'T SEE COLOR I LOVE PEOPLE
167
00:08:00,867 --> 00:08:02,427
FROM ALL ETHNIC BACKGROUNDS AS
168
00:08:02,433 --> 00:08:04,433
LONG AS THEY ARE NOT UGLY.
169
00:08:04,433 --> 00:08:07,303
TIMES ARE CHANGING THE CLAN
170
00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:08,700
DITCHED THE HOOD AND CHANGING
171
00:08:08,700 --> 00:08:09,930
THEIR NAME TO THE TEA PARTY.
172
00:08:09,933 --> 00:08:10,873
THAT IS PROGRESS.
173
00:08:10,867 --> 00:08:13,367
I PHONES ARE AVAILABLE IN BLACK
174
00:08:13,367 --> 00:08:15,197
AND WHITE.
175
00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:16,870
AH-HAH, HUSH, EVERYBODY MOVE TO
176
00:08:16,867 --> 00:08:18,627
THE BACK OF THE BUS.
177
00:08:18,633 --> 00:08:19,103
[LAUGHTER].
178
00:08:19,100 --> 00:08:21,130
SEAN IS NOT A RACIST BUT HIS
179
00:08:21,133 --> 00:08:22,073
PARENTS MIGHT BE.
180
00:08:22,067 --> 00:08:24,967
HE WAS A NERDY SECOND GRADE ESH
181
00:08:24,967 --> 00:08:26,627
WHOMENTED TO SPREAD DOCTOR
182
00:08:26,633 --> 00:08:28,633
KING'S MESSAGE THAT'S WHY I
183
00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:30,833
FLEW HIS BLACK ASS OUT ON L.A.
184
00:08:30,833 --> 00:08:39,933
IN THIS WEEK'S WEB REDEMPTION.
185
00:08:39,933 --> 00:08:41,333
REAL CUTE.
186
00:08:41,333 --> 00:08:43,533
YOU HAVE NERVE COMING WITH A
187
00:08:43,533 --> 00:08:44,103
BLACKFACE ON.
188
00:08:44,100 --> 00:08:46,070
>> WIPE THAT OFF.
189
00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:48,667
>> DON'T YOU SASS ME.
190
00:08:48,667 --> 00:08:50,267
HI MR. TOSH.0.
191
00:08:50,267 --> 00:08:51,897
YOU CAN GO HOME AND DON'T TELL
192
00:08:51,900 --> 00:08:55,400
YOUR GRANDMA ABOUT THIS.
193
00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:57,830
SIT DOWN!
194
00:08:57,833 --> 00:08:59,333
SO UNDER PAID.
195
00:08:59,333 --> 00:09:00,703
YOUR LAST NAME IS KING.
196
00:09:00,700 --> 00:09:03,570
IS THERE A RELATION TO MARTIN
197
00:09:03,567 --> 00:09:04,467
LUTHER KING?
198
00:09:04,467 --> 00:09:05,727
>> NO I DON'T THINK SO.
199
00:09:05,733 --> 00:09:07,473
DU PAINT YOUR FACE BLACK OR RUN
200
00:09:07,467 --> 00:09:09,597
IN YOUR MOM'S ROOM AND SAY,
201
00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:12,770
HEY, MOM, WHAT IS THIS OUT FIT
202
00:09:12,767 --> 00:09:13,167
MISSING.
203
00:09:13,167 --> 00:09:16,597
>> MY MOM WAS NOT THERE MY DAD
204
00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:17,070
DID IT.
205
00:09:17,067 --> 00:09:23,067
>> DO D YOU USE SHOE POLISH OR
206
00:09:23,067 --> 00:09:23,427
SHARPY.
207
00:09:23,433 --> 00:09:24,473
>> BLACK MAKE UP.
208
00:09:24,467 --> 00:09:27,367
>> WHERE DID YOU GET THAT.
209
00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:28,097
PARTY STORE.
210
00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:31,330
>> THEY WANTED MY FACE PAINT
211
00:09:31,333 --> 00:09:32,103
PUT OFF.
212
00:09:32,100 --> 00:09:34,070
ONE DAY BEING BLACK AND LOOK
213
00:09:34,067 --> 00:09:35,597
HOW MUCH TROUBLE YOU GOT INTO.
214
00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:38,170
TALK ABOUT PERSPECTIVE.
215
00:09:38,167 --> 00:09:41,327
DID ANYONE CALL AL, SHARPTON?
216
00:09:41,333 --> 00:09:41,673
NO.
217
00:09:41,667 --> 00:09:42,797
>> WHAT OTHER BLACK PEOPLE
218
00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:44,200
WOULD YOU LIKE TO DRESS UP
219
00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:44,570
LIKE.
220
00:09:44,567 --> 00:09:45,497
>> ROSA PARKS.
221
00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:46,870
>> UH-HUH.
222
00:09:46,867 --> 00:09:49,067
>> THAT WAY YOU KNOCK OFF
223
00:09:49,067 --> 00:09:50,097
CROSS DRESSING AND BLACK.
224
00:09:50,100 --> 00:09:52,430
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM?
225
00:09:52,433 --> 00:09:53,333
>> TV.
226
00:09:53,333 --> 00:09:54,233
>> MISSION ACCOMPLISHED HOW
227
00:09:54,233 --> 00:09:54,733
OLD ARE YOU?
228
00:09:54,733 --> 00:09:55,373
>> 8.
229
00:09:55,367 --> 00:09:58,067
>> NOW YOUR DREAMS HAVE COME
230
00:09:58,067 --> 00:09:58,427
TRUE.
231
00:09:58,433 --> 00:10:00,373
NOW WHAT WILL YOU DO FOR THE
232
00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:02,127
REST OF YOUR LIFE.
233
00:10:02,133 --> 00:10:03,733
>> BE ON TV.
234
00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:06,133
>> YOU AND JAY LEN ORGANISM
235
00:10:06,133 --> 00:10:06,773
FRAGRADE ARE YOU?
236
00:10:06,767 --> 00:10:08,067
>> THIRD.
237
00:10:08,067 --> 00:10:11,127
>> I REMEMBER THIRD GRADE.
238
00:10:11,133 --> 00:10:13,103
MR. DANIELS SHE SPANKED ME WITH
239
00:10:13,100 --> 00:10:14,770
A YARDSTICK IN THE CLOSET.
240
00:10:14,767 --> 00:10:16,067
CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY.
241
00:10:16,067 --> 00:10:17,367
>> HOW OLD ARE YOU?
242
00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:18,467
>> 21.
243
00:10:18,467 --> 00:10:20,097
>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE 100.
244
00:10:20,100 --> 00:10:21,130
>> WHAT?
245
00:10:21,133 --> 00:10:22,573
>> I WILL THROW A GLOBE AT
246
00:10:22,567 --> 00:10:23,767
YOU.
247
00:10:23,767 --> 00:10:25,827
>> YOU HIT BY THE WORLD?
248
00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:28,673
CAN I HEAR YOUR MLK IMPRESSION.
249
00:10:28,667 --> 00:10:31,227
>> I HAVE A DEEM TODAY THAT
250
00:10:31,233 --> 00:10:33,033
ONE DAY LITTLE BLACK BOYS AND
251
00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:34,833
BLACK GIRLS WILL BE ABLE TO
252
00:10:34,833 --> 00:10:38,073
JOIN HANDS WITH -- I LOST
253
00:10:38,067 --> 00:10:38,767
INTEREST LIKE WHEN MY
254
00:10:38,767 --> 00:10:39,897
GIRLFRIEND STARTS TALKING ABOUT
255
00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:40,730
HER DREAM.
256
00:10:40,733 --> 00:10:43,133
I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER
257
00:10:43,133 --> 00:10:45,473
BEFORE I LET YOU GO HOME.
258
00:10:45,467 --> 00:10:47,567
THANK YOU FOR COMING N. HOW WAS
259
00:10:47,567 --> 00:10:50,027
THE PARENT/TEACH ARE
260
00:10:50,033 --> 00:10:50,503
CONFERENCE.
261
00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:52,470
>> IT WAS DISAPOINTING TO HAVE
262
00:10:52,467 --> 00:10:56,097
THEM PULL US ASIDE ON SOMETHING
263
00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:57,470
RIDICULOUS THAT BROUGHT IT UPON
264
00:10:57,467 --> 00:10:57,967
THEMSELVES.
265
00:10:57,967 --> 00:10:58,967
>> HOW?
266
00:10:58,967 --> 00:11:00,327
>> THEY GAVE HIM THE PROTECT
267
00:11:00,333 --> 00:11:02,333
AND ASSIGNED HIM MARTIN LUTHER
268
00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:02,703
KING.
269
00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:04,970
YOU THOUGHT THERE IS NO WAY HE
270
00:11:04,967 --> 00:11:06,697
CAN GO IN WITHOUT BLACK MAKE UP
271
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:07,570
ON YOUR FACE.
272
00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:08,767
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
273
00:11:08,767 --> 00:11:10,197
>> I THINK YOU LEAVE THE PAINT
274
00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:11,630
AT HOME.
275
00:11:11,633 --> 00:11:12,773
YOU THINK THIS MAY HAVE BEEN A
276
00:11:12,767 --> 00:11:13,597
LITTLE INAPPROPRIATE.
277
00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:14,930
>> NOT AT ALL.
278
00:11:14,933 --> 00:11:16,103
WHAT WAS INTERESTING IS
279
00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:18,530
EVERYONE WAS DRESSED UP WITH
280
00:11:18,533 --> 00:11:19,803
FACE PAINT MAKE UP.
281
00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:21,500
NOBODY IN BLACKFACE?
282
00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:24,500
>> WE HAD LUCILLE BALL A
283
00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:25,700
LITTLE GIRL SHE WAS BLACK UP
284
00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:28,100
WITH HER HAIR UP AND RED.
285
00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:30,070
>> SHE DIDN'T PAINT HER FACE.
286
00:11:30,067 --> 00:11:32,197
>> WOULD YOU LET HIM GO AS
287
00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:32,900
BLACKFACE AGAIN?
288
00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:34,230
>> ABSOLUTELY.
289
00:11:34,233 --> 00:11:34,703
>> SEAN?
290
00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:38,570
LISTEN TO ME... DO NOT EVER DO
291
00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:39,327
THAT AGAIN.
292
00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:41,503
THANK YOU MR. KING FOR COMING
293
00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:43,530
DOWN AND SEAN IT IS THE IN FAIR
294
00:11:43,533 --> 00:11:45,733
YOU WERE SENT HOME AFTER YOUR
295
00:11:45,733 --> 00:11:46,633
HARD WORK.
296
00:11:46,633 --> 00:11:48,603
THIS TIME COME UP WITH ANOTHER
297
00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,370
FIGURE THAT NO ONE WILL BE OSHG
298
00:11:50,367 --> 00:11:51,227
FENDED BY.
299
00:11:51,233 --> 00:11:53,173
THE WORLD WANTS YOU TO GIVE IT
300
00:11:53,167 --> 00:11:53,867
ANOTHER SHOT?
301
00:11:53,867 --> 00:11:55,197
>> YES.
302
00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:57,930
>> OUR NEXT HISTORICAL FIGURE
303
00:11:57,933 --> 00:12:00,173
FROM SUZIE.
304
00:12:00,167 --> 00:12:04,467
>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR.
305
00:12:04,467 --> 00:12:07,367
PRESIDENT... [APPLAUSE].
306
00:12:07,367 --> 00:12:07,727
OKAY.
307
00:12:07,733 --> 00:12:11,103
>> THAT WAS VERY EROTIC AND
308
00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:11,570
INFORMATIVE.
309
00:12:11,567 --> 00:12:14,067
OUR NEXT PRESENTER WAS HELD
310
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,767
BACK BECAUSE OF HIS PORTRAYAL
311
00:12:16,767 --> 00:12:20,767
OF MLK, HERE TO PRESENT A NEW
312
00:12:20,767 --> 00:12:26,127
HISTORICAL FIGURE, SEAN KING.
313
00:12:26,133 --> 00:12:30,773
>> AL-QUAEDA I LOVE THE JIHAD
314
00:12:30,767 --> 00:12:35,367
AND THE BEHEADING THINGS I AM
315
00:12:35,367 --> 00:12:37,797
IF MOVIES AND CONDOLEEZA RICE
316
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,800
MY BIGGEST ACCOMPLISHMENT WAS
317
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:43,130
BLOWING UP THE TWIN TOWER ON
318
00:12:43,133 --> 00:12:45,603
SEPTEMBER 11TH.
319
00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:50,400
>> DEATH TO AMERICA!
320
00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:59,130
BANG, BANG, BANG... [APPLAUSE]
321
00:13:03,833 --> 00:13:06,473
THIS IS THE PRESIDENT.
322
00:13:06,467 --> 00:13:12,267
GREAT JOB JUNIOR SEAL TEAM 6.
323
00:13:12,267 --> 00:13:16,827
[LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER] YOU GET
324
00:13:16,833 --> 00:13:17,173
IT?
325
00:13:17,167 --> 00:13:17,967
HE IS HALF BLACK.
326
00:13:17,967 --> 00:13:18,927
WE GET IT.
327
00:13:18,933 --> 00:13:21,073
>> WE GET NOT THAT WE DON'T GET
328
00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:22,497
THE JOKE.
329
00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:24,670
IT IS ABOUT NOT WANTING IT.
330
00:13:24,667 --> 00:13:26,367
DOES HE KNOW I DO OBAMA
331
00:13:26,367 --> 00:13:26,767
ALREADY.
332
00:13:26,767 --> 00:13:29,067
>> I DO, OBAMA, TOO.
333
00:13:29,067 --> 00:13:30,827
>> NO YOU DON'T.
334
00:13:30,833 --> 00:13:34,633
>> YOU MIGHT BE, OBAMA, NO,
335
00:13:34,633 --> 00:13:35,173
NO.
336
00:13:35,167 --> 00:13:37,067
LOUDER DOESN'T MAKE IT BETTER.
337
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:39,427
>> HE IS GOING TO SAY HIS NAME
338
00:13:39,433 --> 00:13:40,573
LIKE THAT.
339
00:13:40,567 --> 00:13:44,527
OBAMA -- WHAT THE -- WHAT IS
340
00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:45,603
THAT?
341
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,300
[APPLAUSE] SYNERGY THAT'S WHAT
342
00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:48,600
IT IS ABOUT.
343
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,300
WE'LL BE BACK BUT FIRST YOUR
344
00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:55,830
PRANK OF THE WEEK SPONSORED BY
345
00:13:55,833 --> 00:13:56,173
TBS.
346
00:13:56,167 --> 00:13:58,067
>> A TRUCK IS GETTING TOWED IT
347
00:13:58,067 --> 00:14:00,297
IS COMING OUT OF -- WE WILL SEE
348
00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:07,170
IF WE CAN SCARE HER.
349
00:14:07,167 --> 00:14:09,827
WAKE UP THERE IS A TRUCK!
350
00:14:09,833 --> 00:14:19,173
[SCREAMING] [APPLAUSE]
351
00:14:19,167 --> 00:14:24,167
FOLLOWING OF A PRESENTATION OF
352
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:28,827
HB.0 SPORTS.
353
00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:34,673
[MUSIC]
354
00:14:34,667 --> 00:14:38,527
>> FALL HAS BEGUN THE TOSH.0
355
00:14:38,533 --> 00:14:41,133
TEAM RETURNS TO THE OFFICE
356
00:14:41,133 --> 00:14:43,673
REJUVENATED AFTER THE OFF
357
00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:44,067
SEASON.
358
00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:46,427
>> TUCK IN YOUR SHIRT!
359
00:14:46,433 --> 00:14:49,673
>> NOT EVERYONE ON STAFF HAS
360
00:14:49,667 --> 00:14:51,267
MAINTAINED PEEK PHYSICAL
361
00:14:51,267 --> 00:14:51,697
CONDITION.
362
00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:55,070
>> HEAD GLIDER NICK COME TO
363
00:14:55,067 --> 00:14:56,897
CAMP 20 POUNDS OVER WEIGHT.
364
00:14:56,900 --> 00:14:59,900
TOSH KNOWS HE HAS TO HANDLE IT
365
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:00,430
DELICATELY.
366
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:03,933
>> YOU ARE FAT AS --
367
00:15:03,933 --> 00:15:06,333
>> TOSH WASTES NO TIME.
368
00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:08,233
>> I'M SURE YOU ARE RUSTY
369
00:15:08,233 --> 00:15:09,503
LET'S GET TO WORK.
370
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:11,300
>> AFTER 4 SEASON AND
371
00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:13,300
COUNTLESS INTERNET VIDEOS THE
372
00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:15,170
TEAM STRUGGLES TO FIND THE
373
00:15:15,167 --> 00:15:16,067
RIGHT CLIPS.
374
00:15:16,067 --> 00:15:17,867
>> WE'LL NEVER USE THAT.
375
00:15:17,867 --> 00:15:19,297
>> THAT'S NOT FOR US.
376
00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:20,670
>> NO, IDIOT.
377
00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:21,527
>> NO.
378
00:15:21,533 --> 00:15:24,673
>> UP YOUR GAME.
379
00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:25,397
>> NO!
380
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,700
ALL HE CARES IS ABOUT PRODUCE.
381
00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:32,070
>> IMPROVEMENT IS NEEDED AND
382
00:15:32,067 --> 00:15:33,567
TOSH' HIGH STANDARDS CAUSE SOME
383
00:15:33,567 --> 00:15:35,727
TO CRACK UNDER THE PRESSURE.
384
00:15:35,733 --> 00:15:38,533
KEEP GOING.
385
00:15:38,533 --> 00:15:39,873
RIGHT; RIGHT . RIGHT!
386
00:15:39,867 --> 00:15:42,067
GIVE ME SOMETHING, DIG DEEP.
387
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:45,067
THERE YOU GO!
388
00:15:45,067 --> 00:15:47,797
RIGHT, RIGHT!
389
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:54,600
[MUSIC] [LAUGHTER] WHY ARE YOU
390
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,300
COMING FORWARD YOU ARE GOING TO
391
00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:57,070
JOG IN PLACE?
392
00:15:57,067 --> 00:16:01,197
COME ON, KNEES UP.
393
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,830
WITH TAPE DAY APPROACHING TOSH
394
00:16:03,833 --> 00:16:05,073
ATTEMPTS TO MOTIVATE HIS TEAM
395
00:16:05,067 --> 00:16:06,867
WITH INSPIRING WORDS.
396
00:16:06,867 --> 00:16:08,397
ZOO PISS POOR EFFORT FROM
397
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:11,700
EVERYONE OF YOU EXCLUDING ME!
398
00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:15,070
IF WE DO THAT NEXT WEEK SONS OF
399
00:16:15,067 --> 00:16:17,767
ANARCHY WILL DESTROY US IN THE
400
00:16:17,767 --> 00:16:19,727
18-24 MAIL DEMO, IS THAT WHAT
401
00:16:19,733 --> 00:16:20,473
YOU WANT?
402
00:16:20,467 --> 00:16:23,367
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT!
403
00:16:23,367 --> 00:16:27,867
THEN PLAY LIKE IT MATTERS.
404
00:16:27,867 --> 00:16:37,567
HIT THE SHOWERS.
405
00:16:37,567 --> 00:16:42,297
[MUSIC] AFTER A TENSE MORNING,
406
00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:46,070
TOSH BRIGHTENS THE MOVE WITH
407
00:16:46,067 --> 00:16:48,297
LIGHT HEARTED HAZING OF THE
408
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:49,800
ROOKIE WRITERS.
409
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,470
THE THINGS GET SERIOUS WHEN IT
410
00:16:51,467 --> 00:16:53,127
IS TIME TO MAKE THE FIRST
411
00:16:53,133 --> 00:16:54,303
CUSTODY CAMP.
412
00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:57,700
>> COME IN, HAVE A SEAT.
413
00:16:57,700 --> 00:16:59,270
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS, RIGHT?
414
00:16:59,267 --> 00:17:01,527
WE ARE LETTING YOU GO.
415
00:17:01,533 --> 00:17:03,073
THIS IS NOT THE END FOR YOU.
416
00:17:03,067 --> 00:17:07,627
>> I GOTTA CALL MY GRANDMA.
417
00:17:07,633 --> 00:17:09,373
[LAUGHTER].
418
00:17:09,367 --> 00:17:11,697
CALL YOUR GRANDMA.
419
00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:12,630
WEIRDO.
420
00:17:12,633 --> 00:17:13,573
HOLD ON.
421
00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:16,067
-- THE PROBLEM IS YOU WRITE IN
422
00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:19,067
CURSIVE I DON'T LIKE TO READ
423
00:17:19,067 --> 00:17:21,227
CURSIVE NO ONE LIKES TO READ
424
00:17:21,233 --> 00:17:21,633
CURSIVE.
425
00:17:21,633 --> 00:17:23,903
I HAVE TO ASK YOU TO TURN IN
426
00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:24,800
YOUR MARKER.
427
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,200
>> PLEASURE WORKING FOR YOU.
428
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,700
>> OKAY.
429
00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:28,530
GOTTA GO.
430
00:17:28,533 --> 00:17:30,303
WHERE WAS THIS?
431
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,870
>> TEAM MORALE AT AN ALL TIME
432
00:17:32,867 --> 00:17:34,697
LOW AND TENSION MOUNTINGS TOSH
433
00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:37,200
HITS THE STUDIO EARLY FOR THE
434
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,470
FINAL PRESEASON EPISODE.
435
00:17:38,467 --> 00:17:43,127
>> 3, 2, 1 -- WELCOME BACK TO
436
00:17:43,133 --> 00:17:44,103
TOSH.0.
437
00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:44,500
PERFECT.
438
00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:45,700
>> SECOND STRING.
439
00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:48,430
>> VETERAN BACK UP HOST CAN'T
440
00:17:48,433 --> 00:17:51,273
WAIT FOR HIS LAST SHOT AT GREEN
441
00:17:51,267 --> 00:17:52,727
SCREEN GLORY.
442
00:17:52,733 --> 00:17:54,773
>> DOESN'T FEEL I APPEAL TO
443
00:17:54,767 --> 00:17:56,227
YOUNG ARE DEMOGRAPHICS TELL
444
00:17:56,233 --> 00:17:59,203
THAT TO THE 18 YEAR OLDS I
445
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,900
FINGERED LAST NIGHT.
446
00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:02,470
FOR TOSH EACH NEW DAY MEANS A
447
00:18:02,467 --> 00:18:04,067
CHANCE TO IMPROVE.
448
00:18:04,067 --> 00:18:08,067
DESPITE THE FAME, WOMEN, MONEY,
449
00:18:08,067 --> 00:18:10,727
CARS, MEN, WORLD TOURS ISSUE
450
00:18:10,733 --> 00:18:14,473
CARTOON SHOWS, GOLDMAN SACS
451
00:18:14,467 --> 00:18:15,667
ACCOUNTSES AND DESIGNER DOGS
452
00:18:15,667 --> 00:18:18,297
TOSH IS THE LAST ONE OUT OF THE
453
00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:19,700
DOOR EACH NIGHT TEMPERATURE THE
454
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:23,500
ONLY WAY HE KNOWS.
455
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:25,200
[APPLAUSE]
456
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,870
>> I LOOKED HOT LIKE THE REAL
457
00:18:27,867 --> 00:18:29,567
DOLPHINS THERE ARE NOT A LOT OF
458
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:31,927
STAR POWER ON THAT TEAM.
459
00:18:31,933 --> 00:18:35,803
GO TO TOSHCOMEDYCENTRAL.COM.
460
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:45,300
WE WILL BE BACK WITH MORE
461
00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:45,770
[APPLAUSE].
462
00:18:45,767 --> 00:18:48,297
WELCOME BACK IF MY SEXY STUBBLE
463
00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:50,730
TURNS YOU ON KNOW IT WILL CHAFE
464
00:18:50,733 --> 00:18:53,333
YOUR THIGHS WHEN I GO DOWNTOWN.
465
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:56,073
I'M AN ART COLLECTOR AND ON THE
466
00:18:56,067 --> 00:18:57,797
LOOK OUT FOR A NEW MASTERPIECE
467
00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,100
TO PUT ON MY WALL.
468
00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:02,070
MONEY IS AN OBJECT I SOUGHT OUT
469
00:19:02,067 --> 00:19:03,797
THE MOST OVER RATED
470
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:08,900
PHOTOGRAPHERS WORK MY FANS ON
471
00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:09,330
INSTAGRAM.
472
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:10,873
IF THOSE WERE SOUR PATCH KIDS
473
00:19:10,867 --> 00:19:12,727
WE COULD NOT SHOW THESE ON
474
00:19:12,733 --> 00:19:13,203
TELEVISION.
475
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,630
>> NEXT!
476
00:19:14,633 --> 00:19:16,703
LOOK LIKE AN INSTAGRAM AND A
477
00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:17,670
HALF TO ME.
478
00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:20,667
I DON'T LIKE THIS ONE.
479
00:19:20,667 --> 00:19:22,497
THAT'S CUTE EXCEPT FOR ONE OF
480
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:22,930
YOU.
481
00:19:22,933 --> 00:19:24,333
WHAT IF THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT
482
00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:26,773
AND HE WAS TAKING A PICTURE OF
483
00:19:26,767 --> 00:19:27,627
A SUNSET.
484
00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:29,673
YOU BACKED YOUR ASS IN THE
485
00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:30,067
SHOT.
486
00:19:30,067 --> 00:19:32,567
YOU THINK THERE WOULD BE A SLAM
487
00:19:32,567 --> 00:19:34,167
DUNK FOR THE WINNER.
488
00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:36,567
I CAN'T RISK HANGING A
489
00:19:36,567 --> 00:19:38,297
POTENTIAL 7 ON MY WALL.
490
00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:40,870
OH. I LIKE THIS RAW.
491
00:19:40,867 --> 00:19:44,727
THAT CAT IS MADE OUT OF BALL
492
00:19:44,733 --> 00:19:47,773
SKIN I LIKE THIS ONE!
493
00:19:47,767 --> 00:19:49,067
OUT IN THE MAN CAVE.
494
00:19:49,067 --> 00:19:52,827
YOU THINK THIS WOULD WIN THAT F
495
00:19:52,833 --> 00:19:53,773
BEING OUT.
496
00:19:53,767 --> 00:19:56,267
THAT IS WHAT RUINED IT FOR ME.
497
00:19:56,267 --> 00:19:57,767
WHICH BRINGS US TO THE WINNER.
498
00:19:57,767 --> 00:20:00,967
HERE IS THE PHOTO I HAVE CHOSEN
499
00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:02,727
FOR MY WALL THIS ONE HAS IT
500
00:20:02,733 --> 00:20:03,373
ALL.
501
00:20:03,367 --> 00:20:03,897
[LAUGHTER].
502
00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:08,100
THE RED FILTER, HAUNTING GAZE.
503
00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:09,130
THICK PRESCRIPTION.
504
00:20:09,133 --> 00:20:10,673
I DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS BUT I
505
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:15,227
WANT HIM TO WATCH ME.
506
00:20:15,233 --> 00:20:15,703
[LAUGHTER].
507
00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:20,100
NEXT WEEK WE PROFILED BADDEST
508
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:23,300
RAPPER ON THE INTERNET, CRISPY
509
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:23,670
CREAM.
510
00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:28,697
>> YOU STINK LIKE A PART --
511
00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:29,800
>> YOU GOT SOMETHING.
512
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,900
FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER SO I CAN
513
00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:34,430
PRETEND TO CARE BUT.
514
00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:37,903
KEEP UP WITH OUR BLOG WE HAVE 2
515
00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:39,800
NEW BLOGGERS MATT AND SAM, ONE
516
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,670
OF THEM IS A DUDE.
517
00:20:41,667 --> 00:20:42,997
BUY STUFF AT OUR STORE AND IF
518
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,270
YOU LOVE ME YOU WILL SEE ME
519
00:20:45,267 --> 00:20:45,727
LIVE.
520
00:20:45,733 --> 00:20:51,503
NEW DATES IN MINNEAPOLIS AND
521
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:51,930
TAHOE.
522
00:20:51,933 --> 00:20:56,073
RED LETTER DAY BRICKEL BERRY IS
523
00:20:56,067 --> 00:20:56,727
PREMIERING TONIGHT.
524
00:20:56,733 --> 00:20:58,833
I HAVE NOT TALKED A LOT ABOUT
525
00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:02,703
THIS SHOW NOW IS A SPOIL ARE
526
00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:03,370
ALERT.
527
00:21:03,367 --> 00:21:05,967
MALOI LOOSES VERGINITY AND
528
00:21:05,967 --> 00:21:07,667
ETHYL GETS SHOT.
529
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:10,067
GOOD NIGHT AND WELCOME TO
530
00:21:10,067 --> 00:21:10,667
BRICKEL BERRY.
531
00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:11,067
[APPLAUSE]
32759
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
