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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,867 --> 00:00:29,427 >> I WAS THINKING -- OH. 2 00:00:29,433 --> 00:00:30,873 IT'S GOT THIS SUCTION THING. 3 00:00:30,867 --> 00:00:32,027 WHAT'S IT FOR? 4 00:00:32,033 --> 00:00:33,133 >> STOP. 5 00:00:33,133 --> 00:00:37,033 WHAT IS THAT SON OF A BITCH? 6 00:00:37,033 --> 00:00:38,003 OH, MY GOD. 7 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,300 >> OKAY. 8 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:39,930 HE'S DONE. 9 00:00:39,933 --> 00:00:40,303 HERE -- 10 00:00:40,300 --> 00:00:41,900 >> HOW DO YOU KNOW HE'S DONE? 11 00:00:41,900 --> 00:00:43,600 >> WELL, BECAUSE HE JUST PULLED 12 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:47,530 IT UP INSIDE OF HIM -- 13 00:00:47,533 --> 00:00:49,873 [ SCREAMING ] 14 00:00:49,867 --> 00:00:54,967 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 15 00:00:54,967 --> 00:01:01,197 [***] 16 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:02,870 >> Tosh: NOTHING SLOW OR STEADY 17 00:01:02,867 --> 00:01:04,867 ABOUT THAT PROTEIN BLAST. 18 00:01:04,867 --> 00:01:06,667 WELCOME TO "TOSH.0." 19 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:08,897 YOU'D HAVE TO BE INSANE TO SPENT 20 00:01:08,900 --> 00:01:10,970 $200 ON A PAIR OF CHUCKS. 21 00:01:10,967 --> 00:01:12,697 BUT THESE AREN'T JUST ANY 22 00:01:12,700 --> 00:01:13,270 CHUCKS. 23 00:01:13,267 --> 00:01:17,497 THEY WERE DESIGNED BY MASSONI. 24 00:01:17,500 --> 00:01:19,530 STILL NO ARCH SUPPORT THOUGH. 25 00:01:19,533 --> 00:01:21,103 DOESN'T WE ARE A WRONG CLIMBER 26 00:01:21,100 --> 00:01:22,900 THAT POOPD HIS PANTS AND I GET 27 00:01:22,900 --> 00:01:24,630 IN TOUCH WITH MY FEMININE SIDE 28 00:01:24,633 --> 00:01:25,873 AND WATCH MY FANS TRY TO BE 29 00:01:25,867 --> 00:01:27,667 FUNNY. 30 00:01:27,667 --> 00:01:29,267 NOW, LET'S SEE THE TURTLE COME 31 00:01:29,267 --> 00:01:31,167 OUT OF HIS SHELL AGAIN. 32 00:01:31,167 --> 00:01:31,827 YOU GET IT? 33 00:01:31,833 --> 00:01:34,833 COME. 34 00:01:34,833 --> 00:01:38,173 >> GODDAMN WHAT IS THAT SON OF A 35 00:01:38,167 --> 00:01:38,667 BITCH? 36 00:01:38,667 --> 00:01:40,597 >> HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THIS? 37 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,170 >> Tosh: IT LOOKS LIKE A 38 00:01:42,167 --> 00:01:44,967 BRATWURST THAT EXPLODED IN THE 39 00:01:44,967 --> 00:01:45,497 MICROWAVE. 40 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:47,530 >> HOW DO YOU KNOW HE'S DONE? 41 00:01:47,533 --> 00:01:50,733 >> HE JUST PULLED IT UP INSIDE 42 00:01:50,733 --> 00:01:51,233 OF HIM -- 43 00:01:51,233 --> 00:01:53,133 >> AH! 44 00:01:53,133 --> 00:01:55,073 >> WHAT IS THAT? 45 00:01:55,067 --> 00:01:57,867 >> DID HE HAVE AN ORGASM? 46 00:01:57,867 --> 00:02:00,227 >> Tosh: CAREFUL THE PATIO'S A 47 00:02:00,233 --> 00:02:01,133 LITTLE SLICK. 48 00:02:01,133 --> 00:02:03,533 MY TURTLE JUST WAXED IT. 49 00:02:03,533 --> 00:02:09,633 >> IS THAT TURTLE PEE? 50 00:02:09,633 --> 00:02:11,133 >> Tosh: HE'LL BE READY FOR 51 00:02:11,133 --> 00:02:13,433 ANOTHER ROUND IN 30 YEARS. 52 00:02:13,433 --> 00:02:14,603 I'VE NEVER SEEN HOW MUCH -- HOW 53 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:15,600 OLD IS HERE. 54 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:17,070 THAT'S THE CREEPIEST THING YOU 55 00:02:17,067 --> 00:02:21,367 CAN HEAR AN OLD MAN SAY IN A 56 00:02:21,367 --> 00:02:22,327 SOUTHERN ACCENT. 57 00:02:22,333 --> 00:02:25,133 IT REMINDS ME OF THE TIME YOU 58 00:02:25,133 --> 00:02:30,533 WAS EATING PIZZA WITH THE TEEN 59 00:02:30,533 --> 00:02:34,203 AGED MUTANT NINJA TURTLES. 60 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:36,230 THIS NEXT GIRL LOVES TO FLY AND 61 00:02:36,233 --> 00:02:37,133 IT SHOWS. 62 00:02:37,133 --> 00:02:39,903 SHE SHOULD CALL HER BOOBS THE 63 00:02:39,900 --> 00:02:41,070 WRITE SISTERS. 64 00:02:41,067 --> 00:02:42,727 LOCATE THE EXIT NEAREST TO YOU 65 00:02:42,733 --> 00:02:45,473 IN THE EVENT THE PLANE IS ON ITS 66 00:02:45,467 --> 00:02:46,227 PERIOD. 67 00:02:46,233 --> 00:02:49,373 TECHNICALLY IT MAKES HER MOUTH A 68 00:02:49,367 --> 00:02:50,367 COCKPIT. 69 00:02:50,367 --> 00:02:50,767 TECHNICALLY. 70 00:02:50,767 --> 00:02:52,127 THOSE ARE SMALL ENGINES. 71 00:02:52,133 --> 00:02:57,773 THAT'S WHY I ONLY FLY ON JETS. 72 00:02:57,767 --> 00:03:10,197 >> LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 73 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:10,930 [LAUGHTER] 74 00:03:10,933 --> 00:03:12,073 >> Tosh: BEFORE WE GO ANY 75 00:03:12,067 --> 00:03:13,327 FURTHER LET ME ADDRESS THE 76 00:03:13,333 --> 00:03:14,703 ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM. 77 00:03:14,700 --> 00:03:17,900 WE ALL SAW MY AMAZING PHYSIQUE 78 00:03:17,900 --> 00:03:19,730 IN THAT LAST BIT. 79 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:21,273 REMEMBER WHEN IT USED TO BE 80 00:03:21,267 --> 00:03:23,097 SILLY WHEN I TOOK MY SHIRTS POP 81 00:03:23,100 --> 00:03:25,930 THAT'S JUST TWO YEARS AGO. 82 00:03:25,933 --> 00:03:26,573 HYSTERICAL. 83 00:03:26,567 --> 00:03:30,127 NOW IT JUST SEEMS LIKE I'MING 84 00:03:30,133 --> 00:03:34,503 ABOUT MY KILLER ABS, PECS AND 85 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:34,970 LATS. 86 00:03:34,967 --> 00:03:36,667 DON'T WORRY I WON'T GET FAT LIKE 87 00:03:36,667 --> 00:03:39,267 VINCE VAUGHN AFTER SINGERS BUT I 88 00:03:39,267 --> 00:03:40,897 WILL BE FUNNY AGAIN. 89 00:03:40,900 --> 00:03:42,230 REMEMBER, IT'S CHEATING IF YOU 90 00:03:42,233 --> 00:03:46,333 MAKE YOUR OWN SIGMATA. 91 00:03:46,333 --> 00:03:49,303 I ASSUME MEL GIBSON DIRECTED 92 00:03:49,300 --> 00:03:52,170 THIS. 93 00:03:52,167 --> 00:03:53,667 [ SCREAMING ] 94 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:54,697 >> Tosh: BE CAREFUL. 95 00:03:54,700 --> 00:03:56,170 YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS AND HIT 96 00:03:56,167 --> 00:03:56,827 YOUR THUMB. 97 00:03:56,833 --> 00:03:59,073 [LAUGHTER] 98 00:03:59,067 --> 00:04:00,397 >> Tosh: AT LEAST PUT DOWN A 99 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:04,630 COASTER. 100 00:04:04,633 --> 00:04:06,533 COFFEE TABLE IS MUCH MORE 101 00:04:06,533 --> 00:04:07,103 COMFORTABLE. 102 00:04:07,100 --> 00:04:10,070 I HOPE HE WON'T BE A PUSSY AND 103 00:04:10,067 --> 00:04:16,427 PIN THE WHOLE THING JUDAS. 104 00:04:16,433 --> 00:04:19,673 AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR AMASIAN. 105 00:04:19,667 --> 00:04:21,467 THAT'S ASIANS DOING SOMETHING 106 00:04:21,467 --> 00:04:25,697 AMAZING. 107 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:27,400 [***] 108 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:32,230 >> Tosh: IS THIS ANIME? 109 00:04:32,233 --> 00:04:33,333 EVERY ROOM OVER THERE IS A 110 00:04:33,333 --> 00:04:46,173 CLASSROOM. 111 00:04:46,167 --> 00:04:47,897 >> Tosh: IF YOU ENJOYED THAT 112 00:04:47,900 --> 00:04:49,670 YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW YOU CAN 113 00:04:49,667 --> 00:04:51,867 BY PANTIES IN A VENDING MACHINE. 114 00:04:51,867 --> 00:04:53,067 JAPAN IS WEIRD. 115 00:04:53,067 --> 00:04:54,627 MAYBE NEXT TIME MORE KISSING, 116 00:04:54,633 --> 00:04:55,603 LESS TRASH CANS. 117 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:56,330 HELLO KITTY. 118 00:04:56,333 --> 00:04:58,073 HARD TO TELL THEM APART IN 119 00:04:58,067 --> 00:04:59,467 UNIFORM BUT THEY PROBABLY THINK 120 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:07,397 WE ALL LOOK ALIKE TOO. 121 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:21,770 [***] 122 00:05:21,767 --> 00:05:25,767 [ GUNSHOT ] 123 00:05:25,767 --> 00:05:28,767 [LAUGHTER] 124 00:05:28,767 --> 00:05:30,067 >> Tosh: I GOT ONE PERSON TO 125 00:05:30,067 --> 00:05:30,597 CLAP. 126 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:31,900 GREAT. 127 00:05:31,900 --> 00:05:35,200 NOW WE CAN'T DO THE ULTIMATE 128 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:35,700 TABOO. 129 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:36,600 THAT'S WHEN IDENTENTICAL TWINS 130 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:37,400 HAVE SEX WITH EACH OTHER. 131 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:38,170 LOOK IT UP. 132 00:05:38,167 --> 00:05:39,827 NEXT VIDEO IS STILL WAY SAFER 133 00:05:39,833 --> 00:05:52,573 THAN LETTING JASON KIDD DRIVE. 134 00:05:52,567 --> 00:05:56,127 [ SCREAMING ] 135 00:05:56,133 --> 00:05:57,633 >> Tosh: RACING DOES TO WHITE 136 00:05:57,633 --> 00:05:59,073 GUYS WHAT MOVIES DO TO BLACK 137 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:00,397 GUYS. 138 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:01,670 I'M SURE THIS WAS DANICA 139 00:06:01,667 --> 00:06:07,327 PATRICK'S FAULT. 140 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:10,933 WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO TO GET A 141 00:06:10,933 --> 00:06:12,703 CAUSE FLAG AROUND THERE. 142 00:06:12,700 --> 00:06:13,900 HERE'S YET ANOTHER THING WOMEN 143 00:06:13,900 --> 00:06:15,970 DO BETTER THAN MEN. 144 00:06:15,967 --> 00:06:17,897 [***] 145 00:06:17,900 --> 00:06:19,800 [LAUGHTER] 146 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:21,070 >> Tosh: MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T 147 00:06:21,067 --> 00:06:22,867 DANCE LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING 148 00:06:22,867 --> 00:06:25,927 WHEN EVERYONE'S WATCHING. 149 00:06:25,933 --> 00:06:28,203 NOW LET'S OBJECTIFY MEN IN THE 150 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:30,500 WEEK'S BREAKDOWN. 151 00:06:30,500 --> 00:06:32,270 IT'S OPEN POLE NIGHT DOWN AT THE 152 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:33,597 LOAD HOUSE SO PLEASE WELCOME TO 153 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:36,070 THE MAIN STAGE, BURT. 154 00:06:36,067 --> 00:06:36,597 [LAUGHTER] 155 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:39,430 HE'S JUST DOING IT TO PUT HIS 156 00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:40,633 GIRLFRIEND THROUGH COLLEGE. 157 00:06:40,633 --> 00:06:42,673 IT'S CALLED BEEFY Ts FOR A 158 00:06:42,667 --> 00:06:43,297 REASON. 159 00:06:43,300 --> 00:06:44,470 THINK JORDAN WOULD ENDORSE A 160 00:06:44,467 --> 00:06:47,197 PRODUCT EASY TO TEAR. 161 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:49,930 FYI, MOST OF HULK HOGAN SHIRTS 162 00:06:49,933 --> 00:06:50,973 WERE PRE-RIPPED. 163 00:06:50,967 --> 00:06:52,897 I CAN'T TELL IT'S NOT A GAY CLUB 164 00:06:52,900 --> 00:06:54,400 BECAUSE HE'S NOT IN GOOD SHAPE 165 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:56,270 AND I DON'T RECOGNIZE THE CLUB. 166 00:06:56,267 --> 00:07:03,967 MAYBE STOP HAVING A WATER FIGHT 167 00:07:03,967 --> 00:07:05,397 WITH YOUR SELF. 168 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:07,830 NOW SHOVE A FEW POTATO SKINS IN 169 00:07:07,833 --> 00:07:11,833 HIS WAIST AND SEE IF HE STOPS. 170 00:07:11,833 --> 00:07:15,173 AT LEAST WEAR LINEN PANTS SO WE 171 00:07:15,167 --> 00:07:16,597 CAN SEE THE OUTLINE OF THE 172 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:17,970 PYTHON YOUR PACKING. 173 00:07:17,967 --> 00:07:19,467 HEY, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO 174 00:07:19,467 --> 00:07:21,527 LEAVE THE STAGE UNTIL SOMEONE 175 00:07:21,533 --> 00:07:23,503 RELIEVES YOU. 176 00:07:23,500 --> 00:07:26,370 DOES HAVE SOMEONE HAVE A SHIRT? 177 00:07:26,367 --> 00:07:29,427 I'M GLAD HE REMINDED US JOE 178 00:07:29,433 --> 00:07:30,703 PATERNO'S STATUE SHUT HAVE 179 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:33,700 FALLEN MINUTES AGO FOR THAT WE 180 00:07:33,700 --> 00:07:35,270 THANK YOU. 181 00:07:35,267 --> 00:07:36,667 WE' 182 00:07:36,667 --> 00:07:40,067 WE'LL BE BACK WITH A [BLEEP] 183 00:07:40,067 --> 00:07:41,127 ROCK CLIMBER. 184 00:07:41,133 --> 00:07:43,273 FIRST, HOW TO CLIMB A KANGAROO. 185 00:07:43,267 --> 00:07:47,497 >> HERE'S ONE HERE NOW. 186 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:51,100 YOU GET YOUR SHOPPING BAG AND 187 00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:54,070 PUT IT OVER THE KANGAROO AND IT 188 00:07:54,067 --> 00:07:56,127 WILL FALL IN. 189 00:07:56,133 --> 00:07:58,933 [LAUGHTER] 190 00:07:58,933 --> 00:08:16,503 >> THERE YOU HAVE A KANGAROO. 191 00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:16,870 [LAUGHTER] 192 00:08:16,867 --> 00:08:17,467 >> OH, I'M SO HUNG OVER. 193 00:08:17,467 --> 00:08:18,167 GUYS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 194 00:08:18,167 --> 00:08:18,497 [BLEEP] 195 00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:19,070 >> SUPER STUFFED. 196 00:08:19,067 --> 00:08:27,627 >> YEAH. 197 00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:29,473 >> I [BLEEP]ED MY PANTS. 198 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:34,227 [LAUGHTER] 199 00:08:34,233 --> 00:08:36,503 I JUST [BLEEP]ED MY PANTS. 200 00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:37,070 [LAUGHTER] 201 00:08:37,067 --> 00:08:42,527 >> Tosh: TWO GUYS, ONE MOUNTAIN. 202 00:08:42,533 --> 00:08:45,903 DOES SMART WOOL WICK AWAY HUMAN 203 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:46,430 PIECES. 204 00:08:46,433 --> 00:08:48,633 THAT'S JASON KRUCK AND HE'S 205 00:08:48,633 --> 00:08:51,573 RERESPECTED PLANNER. 206 00:08:51,567 --> 00:08:53,067 [BLEEP]ING IN PUBLIC MEANS WHY 207 00:08:53,067 --> 00:08:55,397 YOU PLANNED YOUR DAY WRONG. 208 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:57,970 DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY BERRIES, 209 00:08:57,967 --> 00:09:01,167 SEEDS AND OATS WERE IN THAT 210 00:09:01,167 --> 00:09:01,697 TURD? 211 00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:03,470 I WOULDN'T KNOW WHETHER TO EAT 212 00:09:03,467 --> 00:09:03,827 IT. 213 00:09:03,833 --> 00:09:05,933 I WASN'T A BOY SCOTT BECAUSE BOY 214 00:09:05,933 --> 00:09:07,473 SCOUTS ARE HOMOPHOBIC IN OTHER 215 00:09:07,467 --> 00:09:07,867 WORDS. 216 00:09:07,867 --> 00:09:09,497 CLIMBING FOR CHILDREN AND 217 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:10,170 MONKEYS. 218 00:09:10,167 --> 00:09:12,367 IF YOU'RE OVER 21 YOU SHOULD BE 219 00:09:12,367 --> 00:09:16,867 SITTING IN A CHAIR ALL DAY 220 00:09:16,867 --> 00:09:18,727 WAITING FOR A BLOOD CLOTS. 221 00:09:18,733 --> 00:09:20,773 A CARABINER ISN'T GOING TO SAVE 222 00:09:20,767 --> 00:09:24,067 YOUR LIFE, IT'S A FANCY KEY 223 00:09:24,067 --> 00:09:25,397 CHAIN FOR FRAT DUDES. 224 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:29,070 IF GOD WANTED TO YOU CLIMB MT. 225 00:09:29,067 --> 00:09:30,767 EVEREST HE WOULD HAVE PUT OXYGEN 226 00:09:30,767 --> 00:09:31,497 UP THERE. 227 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:33,370 YOU KNOW WHAT BEATS THE HIGH OF 228 00:09:33,367 --> 00:09:34,527 REACHING THE SUMMIT? 229 00:09:34,533 --> 00:09:39,433 FLYING OVER IT IN YOUR PRIVATE 230 00:09:39,433 --> 00:09:39,773 JET. 231 00:09:39,767 --> 00:09:42,827 THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE IS SPACE 232 00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:45,773 MOUNTAIN UNLESS YOU HAVE A FAST 233 00:09:45,767 --> 00:09:48,797 PASS YOU'LL [BLEEP] YOUR PANTS. 234 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:50,400 HERE EVERYONE IS A SOCIAL 235 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:51,830 CLIMBER ON THIS WEEK'S WEB 236 00:09:51,833 --> 00:09:53,703 REDEMPTION. 237 00:09:53,700 --> 00:09:55,170 >> HEY, DANIEL. 238 00:09:55,167 --> 00:09:57,927 >> GOOD MORNING, JASON. 239 00:09:57,933 --> 00:09:59,573 I COULDN'T FINISH TO THE SUMMIT 240 00:09:59,567 --> 00:10:01,997 SO I DECIDED TO TAKE A BREAK AND 241 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:02,670 REST UP. 242 00:10:02,667 --> 00:10:04,267 YOU WANT SOME BREAKFAST. 243 00:10:04,267 --> 00:10:07,897 >> NO, I ATE THIS MORNING. 244 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:10,700 >> I BET YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND 245 00:10:10,700 --> 00:10:13,800 WHEN YOU FIND OUT VI PIPING HOT 246 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:14,330 WAFFLES. 247 00:10:14,333 --> 00:10:14,873 >> NOPE. 248 00:10:14,867 --> 00:10:16,697 >> OKAY, THE BATHROOM? 249 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:17,330 >> NO. 250 00:10:17,333 --> 00:10:18,133 >> OKAY. 251 00:10:18,133 --> 00:10:20,003 I ON THE OTHER HAND NEED TO USE 252 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:20,530 THIS. 253 00:10:20,533 --> 00:10:22,203 IF YOU GIVE ME A FEW SECONDS 254 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:23,270 I'LL BE GOOD TO GO. 255 00:10:23,267 --> 00:10:23,997 WE'RE OKAY. 256 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,470 DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. 257 00:10:26,467 --> 00:10:29,167 I'M AN EXPERIENCED CLIMBER. 258 00:10:29,167 --> 00:10:31,527 >> Tosh: JASON WHERE ARE YOU 259 00:10:31,533 --> 00:10:31,973 FROM? 260 00:10:31,967 --> 00:10:34,427 >> BC CANADA. 261 00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:37,633 >> Tosh: WHAT'S IT NEAR? 262 00:10:37,633 --> 00:10:41,503 >> BETWEEN WHISTLER. 263 00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:43,230 >> Tosh: GOOD LOOKING WOMEN UP 264 00:10:43,233 --> 00:10:43,773 THERE. 265 00:10:43,767 --> 00:10:44,597 >> RESPECT. 266 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,370 >> Tosh: WHEN WAS IT? 267 00:10:46,367 --> 00:10:47,967 >> TWO YEARS AGO 268 00:10:47,967 --> 00:10:49,327 >> Tosh: WHAT HAPPENED ON THE 269 00:10:49,333 --> 00:10:49,903 DAY? 270 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:53,330 >> HE WOKE ME UP AND WE WERE 271 00:10:53,333 --> 00:10:55,073 GOING TO SHOOT ON THE CRACK AND 272 00:10:55,067 --> 00:10:58,327 AS IT GO NARROWER I KEPT WEDGING 273 00:10:58,333 --> 00:11:00,733 MY KNEE FOR UPWARD PROGRESS AND 274 00:11:00,733 --> 00:11:02,233 IT LOCKED IN THERE. 275 00:11:02,233 --> 00:11:03,373 >> Tosh: HOW LONG WERE YOU 276 00:11:03,367 --> 00:11:04,497 ACTUALLY IN THERE FOR? 277 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:06,500 >> 25 MINUTES, HALF AN HOUR. 278 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:07,730 >> Tosh: WHY DO YOU THINK HAVE 279 00:11:07,733 --> 00:11:11,173 YOU TO GO TO THE BATHROOM RIGHT 280 00:11:11,167 --> 00:11:11,697 THEN? 281 00:11:11,700 --> 00:11:12,530 >> BEFORE THE ROOT. 282 00:11:12,533 --> 00:11:13,833 >> YOU DIDN'T THINK BEFORE WE 283 00:11:13,833 --> 00:11:16,133 START THIS LET ME GO. 284 00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:19,073 >> I'VE DONE THE CLIMB BEFORE 285 00:11:19,067 --> 00:11:20,427 AND THOUGHT I'D ACE UP THERE 286 00:11:20,433 --> 00:11:21,933 REAL QUICK. 287 00:11:21,933 --> 00:11:26,803 >> Tosh: ONCE YOU REALIZE YOU 288 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:29,830 HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM WHEN 289 00:11:29,833 --> 00:11:30,973 DID YOU [BLEEP] YOURSELF. 290 00:11:30,967 --> 00:11:32,797 >> I WAS IN PAIN AND PROBABLY 291 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:33,570 GOING INTO SHOCK. 292 00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:35,797 >> Tosh: IT WAS A STRATEGY. 293 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:37,170 DID YOU THINK BY [BLEEP]ING YOU 294 00:11:37,167 --> 00:11:38,497 WOULD LOSE WEIGHT AND YOUR KNEE 295 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:39,400 WOULD GET SMALLER. 296 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:42,800 >> NO, IT'S UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN 297 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:45,070 HAVE YOU TO TAKE A [BLEEP]. 298 00:11:45,067 --> 00:11:47,627 >> Tosh: WAS IT LIQUID? 299 00:11:47,633 --> 00:11:48,473 >> YES. 300 00:11:48,467 --> 00:11:51,127 >> Tosh: YOU WERE IN WISCONSIN, 301 00:11:51,133 --> 00:11:53,403 TEXAS AND ONCE IN HOLLYWOOD. 302 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:54,500 THAT'S THE LEAST PROUD. 303 00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:56,130 THE OTHER TWO THERE'S 304 00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:56,733 EXPLANATIONS. 305 00:11:56,733 --> 00:11:59,073 >> TO BE HONEST I DON'T TRUST 306 00:11:59,067 --> 00:12:00,467 ANYONE WHO HASN'T [BLEEP]ED 307 00:12:00,467 --> 00:12:01,567 THEMSELVES AS AN ADULT. 308 00:12:01,567 --> 00:12:02,597 >> Tosh: THANK YOU. 309 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:04,800 >> THEY'RE PROBABLY A LIAR. 310 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:07,500 >> Tosh: DO YOU KNOW WHO AARON 311 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:08,300 ROLF IS? 312 00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:10,330 >> I READ HIS BOOK. 313 00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:11,403 >> Tosh: DO YOU THINK YOUR 314 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:12,630 SITUATION WAS MORE DEVASTATING. 315 00:12:12,633 --> 00:12:16,633 >> I DON'T KNOW IF IT CAN BE 316 00:12:16,633 --> 00:12:19,333 ARGUED MINE WAS MORE 317 00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:20,073 DEVASTATING. 318 00:12:20,067 --> 00:12:22,427 HE LOST AN ARM. 319 00:12:22,433 --> 00:12:26,403 >> Tosh: DID YOU GET AIR LIFTED. 320 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:30,170 >> NO. 321 00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:32,727 >> Tosh: WHAT'S IT LIKE GOING TO 322 00:12:32,733 --> 00:12:33,473 THE SUMMIT. 323 00:12:33,467 --> 00:12:36,397 >> WE CALL IS A SKY DUMP. 324 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,600 OR A GOOD ARCHING PEE IS 325 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:39,200 SATISFYING. 326 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:42,400 >> Tosh: ANY DAYS OF AN ARCHING 327 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:44,430 PEE IS OVER. 328 00:12:44,433 --> 00:12:49,333 MY URETHRA HAS BEEN RUINED FROM 329 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:51,133 YEARS OF ABUSE. 330 00:12:51,133 --> 00:12:57,473 DOES THE CRAPPING BRING YOU TWO 331 00:12:57,467 --> 00:12:58,467 CLOSER TOGETHER. 332 00:12:58,467 --> 00:12:58,967 >> SORRY. 333 00:12:58,967 --> 00:13:00,227 >> WE'RE ALREADY. 334 00:13:00,233 --> 00:13:05,173 >> WE WEREN'T THAT GOOD A 335 00:13:05,167 --> 00:13:08,627 BUDDIES BEFORE BUT BROUGHT US 336 00:13:08,633 --> 00:13:09,273 CLOSER. 337 00:13:09,267 --> 00:13:10,367 >> Tosh: WHAT DID YOUR FRIENDS 338 00:13:10,367 --> 00:13:11,497 CALL YOU AFTER? 339 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:16,070 >> THEY CALLED ME POOPY FOR A 340 00:13:16,067 --> 00:13:16,627 WHILE. 341 00:13:16,633 --> 00:13:18,173 >> I WANT TO SEE IF YOU CAN 342 00:13:18,167 --> 00:13:19,567 CLIMB OUTDOORS BEFORE [BLEEP]ING 343 00:13:19,567 --> 00:13:19,927 YOUR SELF. 344 00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:21,603 READY TO GIVE IT A SHOT? 345 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:24,130 >> YEAH, LET'S GO. 346 00:13:24,133 --> 00:13:27,103 IT'S BEAUTIFUL OUT HERE. 347 00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:36,100 CAN I TRUE IN A KUDOS. 348 00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:37,070 >> WHAT'S WRONG? 349 00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:39,927 >> I HAVE TO POOP. 350 00:13:39,933 --> 00:13:41,303 >> IN A SITUATION LIKE THANK YOU 351 00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:43,130 HAVE TO START PANICKING 352 00:13:43,133 --> 00:13:43,773 IMMEDIATELY. 353 00:13:43,767 --> 00:13:45,397 >> I JUST [BLEEP]ED MY PANTS. 354 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,700 >> IF YOU [BLEEP] ON ME I WELL 355 00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:49,070 [BLEEP]ING KILL YOU. 356 00:13:49,067 --> 00:13:50,867 >> HEY, GUYS. 357 00:13:50,867 --> 00:13:51,767 WHAT'S GOING ON? 358 00:13:51,767 --> 00:13:54,127 >> JAMES FRANCO, THE GUY FROM 359 00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:56,533 THE MOVIE THAT PRETENDED TO CUT 360 00:13:56,533 --> 00:13:59,373 HIS HAND OFF. 361 00:13:59,367 --> 00:14:03,667 NO, I'M THE REAL JAMES FRANCO. 362 00:14:03,667 --> 00:14:05,197 >> WHY DIDN'T YOU START PULLING 363 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,730 HARD WHEN YOUR ARM WAS STUCK? 364 00:14:06,733 --> 00:14:08,133 >> I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT. 365 00:14:08,133 --> 00:14:09,133 >> KNOCK IT OFF. 366 00:14:09,133 --> 00:14:10,403 THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. 367 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,130 I'M ABOUT TO [BLEEP] MY PANTS. 368 00:14:12,133 --> 00:14:16,473 >> NOT ON MY WATCH. 369 00:14:16,467 --> 00:14:17,267 >> IT WORKED. 370 00:14:17,267 --> 00:14:18,667 NOW I DON'T HAVE TO POOP ANY 371 00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:19,127 MORE. 372 00:14:19,133 --> 00:14:20,133 >> GREAT, GET OUT OF HERE. 373 00:14:20,133 --> 00:14:22,733 >> NO, DANIEL I CAN'T TAKE MY 374 00:14:22,733 --> 00:14:24,203 FIST OUT OF HIS BUTT. 375 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:25,300 IT WOULDN'T BE SAFE. 376 00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:27,070 I KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DO. 377 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:30,667 >> HAVE YOU TO CUT MY ARM OFF. 378 00:14:30,667 --> 00:14:34,727 [LAUGHTER] 379 00:14:34,733 --> 00:14:36,873 >> FIRST OF ALL WHY IN THE WORLD 380 00:14:36,867 --> 00:14:39,067 DO YOU CLIMB WITH A CIRCULAR 381 00:14:39,067 --> 00:14:39,597 SAW? 382 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,070 >> I THINK WE BOTH KNOW WHY. 383 00:14:41,067 --> 00:14:43,967 >> I CAN'T DO IT. 384 00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:46,297 >> DAMN IT, DANIEL, HAVE YOU TO. 385 00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:47,330 IT'S THE ONLY WAY. 386 00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:55,433 >> ALL RIGHT. 387 00:14:55,433 --> 00:14:58,333 >> NO! 388 00:14:58,333 --> 00:15:00,603 [LAUGHTER] 389 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,300 >> Tosh: THAT WASN'T SO BAD. 390 00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:04,130 >> THANKS. 391 00:15:04,133 --> 00:15:06,733 >> YOU'RE A REAL HERO. 392 00:15:06,733 --> 00:15:07,773 >> DON'T MENTION IT. 393 00:15:07,767 --> 00:15:09,627 NOW GET OUT OF HERE YOU TWO. 394 00:15:09,633 --> 00:15:11,173 >> I BETTER GET ANOTHER BOOK 395 00:15:11,167 --> 00:15:11,697 DEAL OUT OF THIS. 396 00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:13,730 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 397 00:15:13,733 --> 00:15:15,533 >> Tosh: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK BUT 398 00:15:15,533 --> 00:15:16,933 FIRST SOMETIMES NO REFLEXES ARE 399 00:15:16,933 --> 00:15:24,833 THE BEST REFLEXES OF ALL. 400 00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:25,433 >> [BLEEP]. 401 00:15:25,433 --> 00:15:29,373 [BLEEP] 402 00:15:29,367 --> 00:15:31,867 [LAUGHTER] 403 00:15:31,867 --> 00:15:35,127 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 404 00:15:41,700 --> 00:15:43,600 >> WHAT'S UP, TOSH? 405 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:45,970 >> DANIEL TOSH, I LOVE YOU. 406 00:15:45,967 --> 00:15:47,067 >> YOU'RE THE BEST. 407 00:15:47,067 --> 00:15:48,627 >> Tosh: SOME FEMINISTS THINK 408 00:15:48,633 --> 00:15:52,333 THE SHOW IS JUST FOR SEXIST 409 00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:58,703 DUDES BUT IN ALL HONESTY, 63% 410 00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:02,770 ARE SEXIST FEMALES. 411 00:16:02,767 --> 00:16:04,327 THAT'S MORE THAN OPRAH'S 412 00:16:04,333 --> 00:16:04,933 COMBINED. 413 00:16:04,933 --> 00:16:07,673 I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING NICE 414 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,727 FOR MY TRASHY LADIES BE A GOT A 415 00:16:10,733 --> 00:16:16,673 SUIT TO WALK A MILE IN YOUR 416 00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:17,267 GENITALS. 417 00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:17,967 >> THIS IS NICE. 418 00:16:17,967 --> 00:16:19,167 >> WANT TO SWIM FASTER? 419 00:16:19,167 --> 00:16:22,627 >> NO, THIS IS GOING TO HELP ME 420 00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:26,073 IDENTIFY WITH OUR FEMALE 421 00:16:26,067 --> 00:16:27,197 AUDIENCE. 422 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:27,770 BATMAN. 423 00:16:27,767 --> 00:16:30,427 YOU READ THE INSTRUCTIONS. 424 00:16:30,433 --> 00:16:33,433 >> THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING THE 425 00:16:33,433 --> 00:16:34,073 SHE-KIT. 426 00:16:34,067 --> 00:16:40,097 THE BODY SUIT WITH URINATION 427 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:40,900 POUCH KIT. 428 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:43,670 >> Tosh: LOUDER. 429 00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:47,367 >> DO NOT GET LACQUER THINNER OR 430 00:16:47,367 --> 00:16:50,397 RUBBING ALCOHOL ON IT. 431 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,830 WEAR A LOT OF POWDER IN THERE. 432 00:16:52,833 --> 00:16:55,233 >> IT SAYS LAY ON YOUR BACK. 433 00:16:55,233 --> 00:16:56,873 >> IT'S OKAY. 434 00:16:56,867 --> 00:16:58,727 THIS IS GOING TO BE YOUR NEW 435 00:16:58,733 --> 00:16:59,403 MOMMY. 436 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:02,230 ALL RIGHT FROM THE WAIST DOWN I 437 00:17:02,233 --> 00:17:03,073 FEEL SEXY. 438 00:17:03,067 --> 00:17:06,467 >> DO NOT PULL THE SUIT UP YOUR 439 00:17:06,467 --> 00:17:06,927 BUTT. 440 00:17:06,933 --> 00:17:08,473 JUST TO THE BUTT CRACK NOT IN 441 00:17:08,467 --> 00:17:09,067 IT. 442 00:17:09,067 --> 00:17:10,497 IF YOU HAVE AN ERECTION YOU'LL 443 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,600 FIND IT EASIER TO GET YOUR PENIS 444 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:13,830 INTO THE PENIS POUCH. 445 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,273 THAT'S IMPORTANT. 446 00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:16,427 FINALLY, PLACE THE MASK OVER 447 00:17:16,433 --> 00:17:23,373 YOUR HEAD AND ENJOY. 448 00:17:23,367 --> 00:17:24,167 [INDISCERNIBLE]. 449 00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:25,527 >> THE WHOLE FOR THE EYES ARE 450 00:17:25,533 --> 00:17:27,533 NOT THE RIGHT SIZE. 451 00:17:27,533 --> 00:17:29,673 >> LET ME WORK MY HAND AROUND TO 452 00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:34,127 YOUR BREAST. 453 00:17:34,133 --> 00:17:34,903 [INDISCERNIBLE]. 454 00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:35,630 >> YOUR BREAST ARE IN PLACE. 455 00:17:35,633 --> 00:17:39,933 I'M SUITING YOU UP NOW. 456 00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:42,573 LET ME FIX YOUR BOOBS. 457 00:17:42,567 --> 00:17:44,827 YOU'RE RIGHT ONE'S A LITTLE LOW. 458 00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:47,273 I THINK I REALLY MESSED IT UP. 459 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,267 LET ME ADJUST YOUR WIG. 460 00:17:49,267 --> 00:17:51,897 I WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE. 461 00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:53,470 >> IT'S JUST OVER 40 MINUTES. 462 00:17:53,467 --> 00:17:57,667 THANKS, BATMAN. 463 00:17:57,667 --> 00:18:00,567 WHERE THE [BLEEP] DID BATMAN GO? 464 00:18:00,567 --> 00:18:03,567 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 465 00:18:03,567 --> 00:18:06,927 >> Tosh: PUTTING ON THIS 466 00:18:06,933 --> 00:18:09,073 SHE-SKIN MADE ME REALIZE MEN AND 467 00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:10,927 WOMEN ARE NOT THAT DIFFERENT. 468 00:18:10,933 --> 00:18:12,803 AND I'D ALSO LIKE TO APOLOGIZE 469 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,630 IF IT SEEMS I'VE BEEN A LITTLE 470 00:18:14,633 --> 00:18:15,233 CRANKY. 471 00:18:15,233 --> 00:18:18,233 I'M HAVING REALLY BAD CRAMPS. 472 00:18:18,233 --> 00:18:20,303 MY UTERUS IS SHEDDING IT'S 473 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,730 LINING OR SO I'M TOLD. 474 00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:23,933 DON'T FORGET TO GO TO OUR BLOG 475 00:18:23,933 --> 00:18:27,073 AND UPLOAD OUR CLIP FOR A CHANCE 476 00:18:27,067 --> 00:18:29,197 FOR THE VIEWER VIDEO THIS WEEK 477 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:34,270 COMES FROM ANN GLASER. 478 00:18:34,267 --> 00:18:39,067 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 479 00:18:39,067 --> 00:18:40,767 >> I ALWAYS KNEW BOARS HEAD WAS 480 00:18:40,767 --> 00:18:42,827 A TOOL OF THE NAZIS. 481 00:18:42,833 --> 00:18:44,073 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 482 00:18:44,067 --> 00:18:44,797 TWO-DRINK MINIMUM. 483 00:18:46,233 --> 00:18:55,833 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 484 00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:58,073 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 485 00:18:58,067 --> 00:18:58,827 >> Tosh: WELCOME BACK. 486 00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:00,073 ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS 487 00:19:00,067 --> 00:19:02,827 WEEK YOU'RE NOT WELCOME BACK. 488 00:19:02,833 --> 00:19:03,633 BEAT IT. 489 00:19:03,633 --> 00:19:04,073 SCRAM. 490 00:19:04,067 --> 00:19:05,527 VAMOOSE. 491 00:19:05,533 --> 00:19:07,873 NEXT WEEK'S OUR FINAL EPISODE OF 492 00:19:07,867 --> 00:19:09,327 THE SUMMER AND WE'RE SAYING 493 00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:10,433 GOOD-BYE IN THE CLASSIEST WAY 494 00:19:10,433 --> 00:19:11,703 POSSIBLE WITH A PUKE PARTY OR 495 00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:14,070 THE AGES. 496 00:19:14,067 --> 00:19:15,767 WELL, NEXT WEEK. 497 00:19:15,767 --> 00:19:18,227 FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER SO WE CAN 498 00:19:18,233 --> 00:19:20,133 OPEN UP A DIALOG DURING THE 499 00:19:20,133 --> 00:19:22,273 PRE-RECORDED SHOW AND KEEP UP ON 500 00:19:22,267 --> 00:19:25,427 THE ONE BLOG THAT DOESN'T HATE 501 00:19:25,433 --> 00:19:29,433 ME AT TOSH COMEDY CENTRAL DOT 502 00:19:29,433 --> 00:19:33,073 COME AND VISIT OUR STORE TO GET 503 00:19:33,067 --> 00:19:37,627 OUR YOUR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING DONE 504 00:19:37,633 --> 00:19:40,873 IN JULY AND BRICKLEBERRY STARTS 505 00:19:40,867 --> 00:19:41,967 SEPTEMBER 25. 506 00:19:41,967 --> 00:19:43,827 THERE'S ONE FOR THE CHARACTER I 507 00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:45,933 HAVEN'T INTRODUCED YOU TO YET. 508 00:19:45,933 --> 00:19:48,073 DO YOU WANT TO MEET HIM? 509 00:19:48,067 --> 00:19:48,867 >> YES. 510 00:19:48,867 --> 00:19:49,767 >> Tosh: ALL RIGHT. 511 00:19:49,767 --> 00:19:51,227 IT LOOKS LIKE A CLASSIC. 512 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:54,073 AND FINALLY A FEW WEEKS AGO I 513 00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:55,867 INVENTED BRAND NEW INTERNET 514 00:19:55,867 --> 00:19:57,427 CHALLENGES AND ASKED YOU TO COME 515 00:19:57,433 --> 00:19:59,573 UP WITH BETTER ONES BUT OF 516 00:19:59,567 --> 00:20:01,227 COURSE YOU DID NOT. 517 00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:01,903 FAIL. 518 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:02,670 EPIC FAIL. 519 00:20:02,667 --> 00:20:04,727 SO HERE THE BEST OF THE WORSE. 520 00:20:04,733 --> 00:20:06,903 >> THIS IS A STUPID TALKING TO 521 00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:14,130 YOUR PET CHALLENGE. 522 00:20:14,133 --> 00:20:16,303 STARTING NOW I'M GOING TAKE THE 523 00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:18,630 DON'T LEAVE YOUR HOUSE 524 00:20:18,633 --> 00:20:19,203 CHALLENGE. 525 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:22,130 >> THE RANDOM PIGGYBACK RIDE 526 00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:22,803 CHALLENGE. 527 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,300 >> THIS IS A DEEP THROAT 528 00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:29,800 POPSICLE CHALLENGE. 529 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:32,430 >> THIS IS THE 530 00:20:32,433 --> 00:20:34,533 [INDISCERNIBLE] 531 00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:39,803 [ COUGHING ] 532 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,930 >> WE'RE GOING TO DO GEORGE 533 00:20:41,933 --> 00:20:44,033 WASHINGTON CHALLENGE TAKING 534 00:20:44,033 --> 00:20:46,903 GEORGE WASHINGTON AND GETTING IT 535 00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:48,400 RED HOT AND BURNING YOUR ASS 536 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:53,100 WITH IT. 537 00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:56,830 >> MY INTERNET CHALLENGE TO 538 00:20:56,833 --> 00:20:58,533 WATCH "TOSH.0" WITHOUT GETTING A 539 00:20:58,533 --> 00:20:59,003 BONER. 540 00:20:59,000 --> 00:20:59,570 >> Tosh: ALL RIGHT. 541 00:20:59,567 --> 00:21:02,397 THAT CHALLENGE IS IMPOSSIBLE. 542 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,130 NICE CROAKIES BY THE WAY. 543 00:21:04,133 --> 00:21:05,903 ALL RIGHT, GOOD NIGHT. 544 00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:09,170 I HOPE NO ONE [BLEEP]S IN MY 545 00:21:09,167 --> 00:21:09,667 CEREAL. 546 00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:11,067 >> I'M GOING [BLEEP] IN YOUR 547 00:21:11,067 --> 00:21:17,897 CEREAL. 548 00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:19,700 >> Tosh: DO YOU HAVE ANY BIG 549 00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:20,670 CLIMBING GOALS? 550 00:21:20,667 --> 00:21:23,927 >> NO, I'M NOT INTO GAGS. 551 00:21:23,933 --> 00:21:26,173 >> Tosh: IF YOU WERE INTO GAGS 34003

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