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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:35,733 --> 00:00:39,233 [LAUGHTER] 2 00:00:39,233 --> 00:00:52,533 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 3 00:00:52,533 --> 00:00:57,573 >> Tosh: AT LEAST THE POTHOLES 4 00:00:57,567 --> 00:00:59,227 ARE GETTING FILLED. 5 00:00:59,233 --> 00:01:03,103 THERE'S AN EXCLUSIVE LINE OF 6 00:01:03,100 --> 00:01:06,870 PUMAS BY SLANDER McQUEEN. 7 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:09,367 PINKISH ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK. 8 00:01:09,367 --> 00:01:10,567 MARK IT. 9 00:01:10,567 --> 00:01:16,597 I INTRODUCE YOU TO NEW INTERNET 10 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:18,170 CHALLENGES AND YOU KNOW IT'S 11 00:01:18,167 --> 00:01:19,467 OFFICIALLY SUMMER WHEN KIDS 12 00:01:19,467 --> 00:01:21,797 START [BLEEP]ING IN THE STREETS. 13 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:22,800 S THIS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR 14 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:25,530 DIET CONSISTS OF FROZEN BURRITOS 15 00:01:25,533 --> 00:01:26,503 AND ENERGY DRINKS. 16 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:27,970 THERE'S NO NEED TO WIPE. 17 00:01:27,967 --> 00:01:29,167 THERE'S A SPRINKLER A BLOCK 18 00:01:29,167 --> 00:01:31,167 AHEAD. 19 00:01:31,167 --> 00:01:33,267 I WISH YOU COULD DROP ONE OF 20 00:01:33,267 --> 00:01:36,527 THOSE ON PRINCESS PEACH IN MARIO 21 00:01:36,533 --> 00:01:37,103 KART. 22 00:01:37,100 --> 00:01:38,270 CALL MY A FRUIT BOOTER ALL YOU 23 00:01:38,267 --> 00:01:41,567 WANT BUT THAT'S WHY I STICK TO 24 00:01:41,567 --> 00:01:44,667 ROLLER SKATING RINKS. 25 00:01:44,667 --> 00:01:52,067 >> MR. SEX ON WHEELS, IT'S DISCO 26 00:01:52,067 --> 00:01:53,527 XANADU TO THE GRAPEVINE. 27 00:01:53,533 --> 00:01:54,673 STRAIGHT LEG KICK ON THE 28 00:01:54,667 --> 00:01:55,327 ICEBERG. 29 00:01:55,333 --> 00:01:56,103 THAT'S HOT. 30 00:01:56,100 --> 00:01:58,270 I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA BUNNY HOP 31 00:01:58,267 --> 00:02:00,667 BUT IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S DOING THE 32 00:02:00,667 --> 00:02:01,797 SUPER DROP. 33 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:04,070 ALL RIGHT, GROUP SKATE. 34 00:02:04,067 --> 00:02:07,067 UH-OH, CLEAN UP ON TURN FOUR. 35 00:02:07,067 --> 00:02:08,597 OH THE HUMANITY. 36 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:11,470 THE SMELL IS AWFUL BUT A NIGHT 37 00:02:11,467 --> 00:02:13,167 ON SKATES IS ALWAYS FIRST RATE. 38 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:13,927 LADIES FIRST. 39 00:02:13,933 --> 00:02:15,533 IT'S GETTING SLICK OUT THERE. 40 00:02:15,533 --> 00:02:16,473 MY OH, MY. 41 00:02:16,467 --> 00:02:18,967 YOU GOT E. COLI. 42 00:02:18,967 --> 00:02:21,227 >> Tosh: FOR THOSE KEEP SCORE AT 43 00:02:21,233 --> 00:02:23,203 HOME THAT'S THE SECOND LARGEST 44 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:25,530 ROLLER SKATING PARTY OUR BLOGGER 45 00:02:25,533 --> 00:02:31,573 CARLY HAS HOSTED THIS SUMMER. 46 00:02:31,567 --> 00:02:34,327 FOR FIVE YEARS IT'S ALL YOU 47 00:02:34,333 --> 00:02:36,833 COULD FIND ON ESPN DEUCE. 48 00:02:36,833 --> 00:02:39,173 >> PUNCH, PUNCH, SKATE. 49 00:02:39,167 --> 00:02:39,927 THAT'S IT. 50 00:02:39,933 --> 00:02:43,503 >> Tosh: LOOK AT HIS ADONIS LIKE 51 00:02:43,500 --> 00:02:44,200 PHYSIQUE. 52 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:46,200 HOUSE SLIPPERS ARE THE OFFICIAL 53 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:49,070 SICK KICK FOR [BLEEP]ING UP A 54 00:02:49,067 --> 00:02:50,727 PILLOW FORT. 55 00:02:50,733 --> 00:03:01,873 SAME GUY WHO TRAINED SCARLETT 56 00:03:01,867 --> 00:03:06,427 JOE HANSEN IN THE A-AVENGERS. 57 00:03:06,433 --> 00:03:08,433 >> WHEN YOU'RE GOING FISHING THE 58 00:03:08,433 --> 00:03:12,573 BEST BAIT IS A GIRL IN A BIKINI. 59 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:15,767 >> YOU'RE SO GOOD AT THIS. 60 00:03:15,767 --> 00:03:16,467 OH, MY GOD! 61 00:03:16,467 --> 00:03:16,827 OH! 62 00:03:16,833 --> 00:03:19,133 [LAUGHTER] 63 00:03:19,133 --> 00:03:21,333 >> Tosh: THAT'S VERY CLOSE TO 64 00:03:21,333 --> 00:03:22,473 HER TACKLE BOX. 65 00:03:22,467 --> 00:03:25,397 AT LEAST SHE'S GOT EXCUSE FOR 66 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:26,470 THAT SMELL NOW. 67 00:03:26,467 --> 00:03:30,567 >> CAN YOU HELP US, PLEASE? 68 00:03:30,567 --> 00:03:32,327 >> Tosh: A GUY WEARING PUKA 69 00:03:32,333 --> 00:03:33,533 SHELLS HAS NEVER MADE AN 70 00:03:33,533 --> 00:03:34,903 SITUATION BETTER. 71 00:03:34,900 --> 00:03:36,670 JUST PUT YOUR SARONG OVER IT AND 72 00:03:36,667 --> 00:03:40,067 TRY NOT TO RUIN OUR VACATION, 73 00:03:40,067 --> 00:03:40,567 TINA. 74 00:03:40,567 --> 00:03:42,597 WHY THE HELL ARE THEIR CATFISH 75 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:43,870 AT THE BEACH ANY HOW. 76 00:03:43,867 --> 00:03:46,527 THAT'S ARE FRESH WATER FISH. 77 00:03:46,533 --> 00:03:48,073 WHAT'S THIS YEAR'S SPRING BREAK 78 00:03:48,067 --> 00:03:48,867 HOT SPOT? 79 00:03:48,867 --> 00:03:49,597 OH, A RIVER. 80 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:51,070 GOOD THING THE NEXT GUY'S 81 00:03:51,067 --> 00:03:52,727 WEARING BOXING GLOVES. 82 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,673 >> THIS IS REALLY PADDED SO I'M 83 00:03:54,667 --> 00:03:57,567 GOING TO HIT YOU PRETTY HARD. 84 00:03:57,567 --> 00:03:57,967 OKAY. 85 00:03:57,967 --> 00:03:58,767 >> OH, MY GOD. 86 00:03:58,767 --> 00:03:59,867 >> LIFT YOUR ARM UP. 87 00:03:59,867 --> 00:04:04,927 >> HOLD ON. 88 00:04:04,933 --> 00:04:07,403 >> READY? 89 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:08,070 [LAUGHTER] 90 00:04:08,067 --> 00:04:09,127 >> Tosh: THAT WINS AGAIN. 91 00:04:09,133 --> 00:04:14,533 STILL UNDEFEATED. 92 00:04:14,533 --> 00:04:16,073 SAME THING HAPPENS WHEN I USE 93 00:04:16,067 --> 00:04:18,567 CONDOMS. 94 00:04:18,567 --> 00:04:20,227 RIGHT WHEN I START I JUST THROW 95 00:04:20,233 --> 00:04:26,373 IT OFF TO THE SIDE OF THE BED. 96 00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:28,367 >> THAT HAD TO OF HURT SO BAD. 97 00:04:28,367 --> 00:04:31,527 >> Tosh: ANOTHER GREAT 98 00:04:31,533 --> 00:04:33,133 OBSERVATION BY A FEMALE SIDELINE 99 00:04:33,133 --> 00:04:34,473 REPORTER. 100 00:04:34,467 --> 00:04:36,927 KEEP SWINGING BUT I DON'T THINK 101 00:04:36,933 --> 00:04:39,273 THE HORRIBLE TATTOO'S GOING 102 00:04:39,267 --> 00:04:40,197 ANYWHERE. 103 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:42,870 MY FAVORITE SHOW IS CYPRESS 104 00:04:42,867 --> 00:04:45,767 GARDEN IS THE BELOW POVERTY LINE 105 00:04:45,767 --> 00:04:47,827 SKI SPECTACULAR. 106 00:04:47,833 --> 00:04:48,703 CHFG 107 00:04:50,100 --> 00:04:55,700 [CHEERIN 108 00:04:55,833 --> 00:04:56,933 [CHEERING] 109 00:04:56,933 --> 00:04:59,073 >> Tosh: ALL THE CHARITY FINALLY 110 00:04:59,067 --> 00:05:00,927 FIXED THAT GOD AWFUL PLACE. 111 00:05:00,933 --> 00:05:02,073 THEY'RE ALL PRAYING THE BOAT 112 00:05:02,067 --> 00:05:04,327 BREAKS DOWN SO THEY CAN EAT IT. 113 00:05:04,333 --> 00:05:05,773 MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T USE YOUR ONE 114 00:05:05,767 --> 00:05:08,327 DRINKAL PUDDLE FOR WATER SPORTS. 115 00:05:08,333 --> 00:05:20,103 WHAT'S NEXT? 116 00:05:22,767 --> 00:05:27,067 >> Tosh: JUST GIVE HIM ALL YOUR 117 00:05:27,067 --> 00:05:27,667 PUMPERNICKEL. 118 00:05:27,667 --> 00:05:35,127 NOW LET'S PLAY DORK, DORK, 119 00:05:35,133 --> 00:05:35,803 GOOSE. 120 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:38,230 WHEN YOU PLAY AT A FACTORY 121 00:05:38,233 --> 00:05:42,233 PROTESTS ARE BOUND TO HAPPEN. 122 00:05:42,233 --> 00:05:44,103 SWING AND A MISS. 123 00:05:44,100 --> 00:05:47,070 THAT'S HOW BRADLEY BEAT 124 00:05:47,067 --> 00:05:47,597 PACQUIAO. 125 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,500 THE ONLY GOOSE ANYONE LIKES IS 126 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:54,900 RYAN GOOSELING DESPITE HIS 127 00:05:54,900 --> 00:05:57,500 FREAKISH 128 00:05:57,500 --> 00:06:01,500 FREAKISHLY MISSHAPEN HEAD. 129 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:03,770 YOU SLEEP ON PILLOWS FILLED WITH 130 00:06:03,767 --> 00:06:06,127 HIS DEAD WIFE HAD YOU TO SEE IT 131 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:06,603 COMING. 132 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,630 IF GOOSE FROM HALF HIS NASTY 133 00:06:08,633 --> 00:06:10,503 MAYBE HE WOULDN'T HAVE DIED LIKE 134 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:11,470 SUCH A COWARD. 135 00:06:11,467 --> 00:06:12,927 THESE THINGS ARE MEAN. 136 00:06:12,933 --> 00:06:15,073 NO WONDER WE SWITCH TO TURKEY 137 00:06:15,067 --> 00:06:16,797 FOR CHRISTMAS. 138 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:18,070 I'M JUST GLAD WHAT'S GOOD FOR 139 00:06:18,067 --> 00:06:19,067 THE GOOSE IS GOOD FOR MY 140 00:06:19,067 --> 00:06:19,667 RATINGS. 141 00:06:19,667 --> 00:06:21,297 FOR THAT WE THANK YOU. 142 00:06:21,300 --> 00:06:25,270 WE'RE BACK WITH SOME MAD MUTHA 143 00:06:25,267 --> 00:06:26,167 [BLEEP]ING CLOWN LOVE. 144 00:06:26,167 --> 00:06:27,367 FIRST, THIS ISN'T THE WORSE 145 00:06:27,367 --> 00:06:28,597 THING A COACH CAN DO TO A LITTLE 146 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:38,470 BOY. 147 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:55,127 >> ALL RIGHT, HERE'S THE BEAT. 148 00:06:55,133 --> 00:07:06,073 [***] 149 00:07:06,067 --> 00:07:10,127 >> A JUGGALOS CAN TAKE ANYBODY 150 00:07:10,133 --> 00:07:11,903 IN THE THIRD DEGREE SPEAKY 151 00:07:11,900 --> 00:07:13,200 CLOWNS NEVER GO DOWN EVEN IN 152 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:13,930 YOUR TOWN. 153 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:15,303 WE WON'T BE SLEEPING ONLY 154 00:07:15,300 --> 00:07:20,930 CREEPING AND I'M NOT STEPPING 155 00:07:20,933 --> 00:07:23,273 I'M OWN RAPPING. 156 00:07:23,267 --> 00:07:24,467 STRUGGLERS ARE THE BEST. 157 00:07:24,467 --> 00:07:26,227 DON'T [BLEEP] WITH ME. 158 00:07:26,233 --> 00:07:27,273 I'LL [BLEEP] YOU UP. 159 00:07:27,267 --> 00:07:27,727 [LAUGHTER] 160 00:07:27,733 --> 00:07:29,073 >> Tosh: YOU BETTER PLUG IN THAT 161 00:07:29,067 --> 00:07:30,797 SMOKE DETECTER BECAUSE HE JUST 162 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:33,100 SET THAT CASIO TRACK ON FIRE. 163 00:07:33,100 --> 00:07:35,070 THAT'S EXACTLY WHY KANYE AND 164 00:07:35,067 --> 00:07:36,567 HOVA HAVE TO WATCH THE THRONE. 165 00:07:36,567 --> 00:07:37,967 THAT'S ANTHONY AND HE'S KNOWN IN 166 00:07:37,967 --> 00:07:40,897 THE BIZ AS A JUGGALO WHICH MEANS 167 00:07:40,900 --> 00:07:42,370 HE LOVE TO ICP. 168 00:07:42,367 --> 00:07:44,167 I DON'T LIKE SAYING INSANE CLOWN 169 00:07:44,167 --> 00:07:46,167 POSSE BUT IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN 170 00:07:46,167 --> 00:07:48,427 WHITE TRASH ANONYMOUS. 171 00:07:48,433 --> 00:07:51,373 THEY RAP ABOUT MURDER AND 172 00:07:51,367 --> 00:07:55,067 VIOLENCE AND CAN BEAT RADIO HEAD 173 00:07:55,067 --> 00:07:56,467 TO DEATH. 174 00:07:56,467 --> 00:07:59,067 KISS DID IT THE IN 80s AROUND 175 00:07:59,067 --> 00:08:02,627 RIHANNA DOES IT NOW TO HIDE HER 176 00:08:02,633 --> 00:08:03,733 BRUISES. 177 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:07,433 ICP FANS ARE A BUNCH OF POORLY 178 00:08:07,433 --> 00:08:08,633 EDUCATED CRACKERS LIKE THE 179 00:08:08,633 --> 00:08:11,403 PEOPLE WHO WATCH THIS SHOW. 180 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:13,900 I'M GUILTY OF IT. 181 00:08:13,900 --> 00:08:20,800 HERE'S ME IN MY CLASSIC FLORIDA 182 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:21,730 WHITE TRASH PHASE. 183 00:08:21,733 --> 00:08:26,673 YOU KNOW I'M WEARING A WIFE 184 00:08:26,667 --> 00:08:27,197 BEATER. 185 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:33,470 IF I WROTE A LETTER TO MY OLD 186 00:08:33,467 --> 00:08:36,167 SELF IS DEAR DANIEL, YOU WERE 187 00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:39,067 S 188 00:08:39,067 --> 00:08:39,797 AWESOME. 189 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:41,230 ANTHONY WANTS TO JOIN A GROUP 190 00:08:41,233 --> 00:08:45,803 WHERE IT'S ACCEPTABLE TO THROW 191 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:52,770 BOTTLES OF PISS AND 192 00:08:52,767 --> 00:08:54,667 SCIENTOLOGISTS ARE THE MOST 193 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:55,927 INSANE IN THIS WEEK'S WEB 194 00:08:55,933 --> 00:09:02,373 REDEMPTION. 195 00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:04,627 [***] 196 00:09:04,633 --> 00:09:06,073 >> Tosh: WHICH ONE OF YOU CLOWNS 197 00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:06,867 WAS ANTHONY? 198 00:09:06,867 --> 00:09:07,367 >> HERE. 199 00:09:07,367 --> 00:09:08,897 >> Tosh: HEY, BUDDY. 200 00:09:08,900 --> 00:09:09,900 NICE TO MEET YOU. 201 00:09:09,900 --> 00:09:13,070 >> NICE TO MEET YOU TOO. 202 00:09:13,067 --> 00:09:13,797 >> GET IN. 203 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:17,070 LET'S GET OUT OUT OF THIS CLOWN 204 00:09:17,067 --> 00:09:17,627 MAKEUP. 205 00:09:17,633 --> 00:09:18,533 >> YOU CLEAN UP WELL. 206 00:09:18,533 --> 00:09:19,733 WE DID OUR BEST TO MAKE YOU FEEL 207 00:09:19,733 --> 00:09:20,903 AT HOME HERE. 208 00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:22,070 KIND OF SICK. 209 00:09:22,067 --> 00:09:23,727 ANTHONY, FIRST THING'S FIRST. 210 00:09:23,733 --> 00:09:24,973 HOW OLD ARE YOU? 211 00:09:24,967 --> 00:09:25,567 >> 14. 212 00:09:25,567 --> 00:09:28,097 >> Tosh: ARE YOU BIGGER MAN MOST 213 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:29,130 PEOPLE 14 YEARS OLD. 214 00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:29,973 >> YEAH. 215 00:09:29,967 --> 00:09:31,127 >> Tosh: MOST ARE TINY AND ALSO 216 00:09:31,133 --> 00:09:32,403 A GIRL. 217 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:34,630 WE ALL GO THROUGH PHASES. 218 00:09:34,633 --> 00:09:38,433 EVER DRESS IN WOMEN'S CLOTHING? 219 00:09:38,433 --> 00:09:39,373 >> NO. 220 00:09:39,367 --> 00:09:40,497 >> Tosh: MAYBE NOT EVERYBODY 221 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:41,930 GOES THROUGH IT. 222 00:09:41,933 --> 00:09:44,773 WHAT DOES ICP STAND FOR? 223 00:09:44,767 --> 00:09:48,897 >> INSANE CLOWN POSSE. 224 00:09:48,900 --> 00:09:49,930 THEY'RE ONE OF THE BEST. 225 00:09:49,933 --> 00:09:51,303 >> Tosh: WHY DO YOU THINK YOUR 226 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:53,770 VIDEO'S BECOME SO POPULAR. 227 00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:58,327 >> JUGGALOS AND OTHERS SUPPORT 228 00:09:58,333 --> 00:09:58,773 ME. 229 00:09:58,767 --> 00:10:01,367 >> Tosh: WHEN I SAW IT THE FIRST 230 00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:04,397 THING THAT STRUCK WAS HOW YOUNG 231 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,100 YOU WERE AND YOU LOOKED LIKE A 232 00:10:06,100 --> 00:10:08,470 TANK BUT HAVE A YOUNG PERSON'S 233 00:10:08,467 --> 00:10:08,967 VOICE. 234 00:10:08,967 --> 00:10:10,067 I THOUGHT LOOK AT THIS MONSTER 235 00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:11,767 AND TALKS LIKE A BEAUTIFUL 236 00:10:11,767 --> 00:10:12,697 LITTLE ANGEL. 237 00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:13,830 DO YOU ENJOY RAPPING? 238 00:10:13,833 --> 00:10:16,203 >> YES, DO I. 239 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,030 >> Tosh: DO YOU WRITE YOUR OWN 240 00:10:18,033 --> 00:10:19,773 RAPS ARE DO YOU HAVE GHOST 241 00:10:19,767 --> 00:10:20,297 WRITERS. 242 00:10:20,300 --> 00:10:22,870 >> I WRITE THEM AND SOME I FREE 243 00:10:22,867 --> 00:10:23,297 STYLE. 244 00:10:23,300 --> 00:10:24,430 >> Tosh: HOW'S YOUR FLOW? 245 00:10:24,433 --> 00:10:26,533 >> I'VE BEEN TRYING TO WORK ON 246 00:10:26,533 --> 00:10:28,903 IT LATELY. 247 00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:31,000 >> Tosh: YOU KNOW THE BEST THING 248 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:31,630 TO DO? 249 00:10:31,633 --> 00:10:32,203 >> WHAT. 250 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:34,630 >> Tosh: I ASSUME WOULD BE TO DO 251 00:10:34,633 --> 00:10:36,503 WELL IN SCHOOL JUST BECAUSE YOU 252 00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:39,300 COULD MAYBE INCREASE YOUR 253 00:10:39,300 --> 00:10:40,930 VOCABULARY AND RHYME MORE WORST 254 00:10:40,933 --> 00:10:42,733 WITH HATCHET. 255 00:10:42,733 --> 00:10:44,873 >> CATCH IT, LATCH IT. 256 00:10:44,867 --> 00:10:46,927 >> Tosh: SEE, YOU ONLY HAVE TWO. 257 00:10:46,933 --> 00:10:49,403 THAT'S GOING TO LIMIT YOU. 258 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:50,870 DO YOU EVER FIX THAT SMOKE 259 00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:53,297 DETECTER IN YOUR ROOM? 260 00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:54,070 >> NO. 261 00:10:54,067 --> 00:10:55,567 >> Tosh: DO YOU HOW MANY KIDS 262 00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:58,227 BURN TO DEATH BECAUSE OF A 263 00:10:58,233 --> 00:11:01,403 FAULTY SMOKE DETECTER? 264 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:01,930 >> NO. 265 00:11:01,933 --> 00:11:02,673 >> Tosh: NEITHER DO I. 266 00:11:02,667 --> 00:11:10,427 I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY'RE 9 VOLT. 267 00:11:10,433 --> 00:11:12,073 EVER TAKE YOUR TONGUE AND PUT IT 268 00:11:12,067 --> 00:11:13,927 ON THE END OF THE 9 VOLT. 269 00:11:13,933 --> 00:11:14,533 >> NO. 270 00:11:14,533 --> 00:11:15,633 >> Tosh: PUT IT ON THE END OF 271 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:16,903 IT. 272 00:11:16,900 --> 00:11:20,070 [LAUGHTER] 273 00:11:20,067 --> 00:11:21,867 >> Tosh: LIKE KISSING A GIRL. 274 00:11:21,867 --> 00:11:22,627 >> YOU MAYBE. 275 00:11:22,633 --> 00:11:24,233 >> Tosh: FOR ME, YEAH. 276 00:11:24,233 --> 00:11:27,203 WHAT'S IT TAKE TO BE A JUGGALO? 277 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,070 >> HAVE YOU TO HAVE GUTS AND DO 278 00:11:29,067 --> 00:11:29,767 WHAT WE DO 279 00:11:29,767 --> 00:11:31,467 >> Tosh: WHAT IS DO WHAT WE DO? 280 00:11:31,467 --> 00:11:33,467 >> BE YOURSELF MOSTLY. 281 00:11:33,467 --> 00:11:34,697 >> Tosh: YOU MEAN PAINT YOUR 282 00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:35,070 FACE? 283 00:11:35,067 --> 00:11:38,327 >> WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO. 284 00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:43,373 >> Tosh: ARE THERE BLACK JAG 285 00:11:43,367 --> 00:11:43,897 JUGGALOS? 286 00:11:43,900 --> 00:11:45,170 >> ALL RACES. 287 00:11:45,167 --> 00:11:48,197 >> Tosh: YOU'LL GET THE CLOWN 288 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,400 MAKEUP AND WAR PAINT ALL MIXED 289 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:50,770 UP. 290 00:11:50,767 --> 00:11:51,667 IT WILL BE WEIRD. 291 00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:52,967 >> I WAS THINKING OF GOING TO 292 00:11:52,967 --> 00:11:54,227 THE JUGGALOS THIS YEAR. 293 00:11:54,233 --> 00:11:56,633 >> Tosh: WHERE IS IT? 294 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:57,403 >> ILLINOIS. 295 00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:01,800 >> Tosh: BOTH OF THEM? 296 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:05,500 YOUR VIDEO IS VERY ENTERTAINING 297 00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:07,230 BUT IT LACKS A CERTAIN THING? 298 00:12:07,233 --> 00:12:07,933 >> WHAT? 299 00:12:07,933 --> 00:12:09,403 >> Tosh: WHAT I'D LIKE TO DO IS 300 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:10,670 GIVE YOU AN OPPORTUNITY TO 301 00:12:10,667 --> 00:12:12,967 SPRUCE UP YOUR VIDEO A BIT. 302 00:12:12,967 --> 00:12:13,797 >> ALL RIGHT. 303 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,530 >> Tosh: WANT TO GIVE IT ANOTHER 304 00:12:15,533 --> 00:12:16,073 SHOT? 305 00:12:16,067 --> 00:12:16,597 >> YEAH. 306 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:19,630 >> TONIGHT'S REDEMPTION IS FROM 307 00:12:19,633 --> 00:12:22,873 THE HIP-HOP VERSION OF THE 308 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:26,797 MIGHTY DEATH POP FROM WHAT YOU 309 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:27,630 PSYCHOPATHS CRAVE. 310 00:12:27,633 --> 00:12:31,333 SIT YOUR FLOPPY TITS DOWN AND 311 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:31,933 ENJOY. 312 00:12:31,933 --> 00:12:35,133 >> IT'S CALLED US JUGGALOS. 313 00:12:35,133 --> 00:12:37,533 CHO 314 00:12:37,533 --> 00:12:39,473 CHECK, HERE'S THE BEAT. 315 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:45,227 [***] 316 00:12:45,233 --> 00:12:47,973 >> US JUGGALOS CAN'T TAKE 317 00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:49,227 ANYBODY [BLEEP]ING. 318 00:12:49,233 --> 00:12:50,573 I'LL BE BURNING IN THE THIRD 319 00:12:50,567 --> 00:12:51,127 DEGREE. 320 00:12:51,133 --> 00:12:52,273 CAN YOU CATCH IT? 321 00:12:52,267 --> 00:12:54,967 TEST, TEST, TEST. 322 00:12:54,967 --> 00:12:57,897 >> US JUGGALOS ARE THE BEST. 323 00:12:57,900 --> 00:12:58,870 [BLEEP] THE REST. 324 00:12:58,867 --> 00:12:59,797 WE'RE THE BEST. 325 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,700 I'M [BLEEP] YOU UP. 326 00:13:01,700 --> 00:13:04,570 >> I JUST WANT CHAMPAGNE ONLY 327 00:13:04,567 --> 00:13:05,697 GONNA TAKE ONE HIT. 328 00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:09,130 >> YOU WANT TO GET BIT BY THE 329 00:13:09,133 --> 00:13:11,733 DEVIL AND YES YOU'RE JUST A 330 00:13:11,733 --> 00:13:12,303 PEBBLE. 331 00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:15,100 >> US JUGGALOS ARE STRAIGHT RAPE 332 00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:21,300 AND MURDER PROS. 333 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,830 WE'LL [BLEEP] AMERICA. 334 00:13:22,833 --> 00:13:28,373 >> I'M STARTING TO GET DISSED. 335 00:13:28,367 --> 00:13:29,227 THAT'S RIGHT. 336 00:13:29,233 --> 00:13:29,933 IT'S NOT WITH US. 337 00:13:29,933 --> 00:13:31,673 HE'S A LITTLE TOO INSANE AND I'M 338 00:13:31,667 --> 00:13:35,227 NOT TALKING ABOUT A TOUR BUS. 339 00:13:35,233 --> 00:13:37,433 >> I TAKE NO [BLEEP]. 340 00:13:37,433 --> 00:13:38,233 I'M HARDCORE -- 341 00:13:38,233 --> 00:13:39,633 >> HEY, HEY. 342 00:13:39,633 --> 00:13:41,533 >> Tosh: THERE'S A FINE LINE 343 00:13:41,533 --> 00:13:44,573 BETWEEN BEING INSANE AND LACKING 344 00:13:44,567 --> 00:13:45,527 COMMON DECENCY. 345 00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,673 >> BEING A JUGGALO COMES WITH A 346 00:13:47,667 --> 00:13:50,167 CERTAIN LEVEL OF DECORUM. 347 00:13:50,167 --> 00:13:55,227 THE NINJA'S A LITTLE TOO INSANE. 348 00:13:55,233 --> 00:13:57,533 >> WHOA, DON'T EVEN THINK BEFORE 349 00:13:57,533 --> 00:13:58,403 IT, MAN. 350 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,270 >> THAT'S WEIRD HOW THE THREAT 351 00:14:00,267 --> 00:14:01,497 OF VIOLENCE MAKES YOU REGAIN 352 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,500 YOUR BALANCE. 353 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:04,700 >> YEAH. 354 00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:08,070 WE'RE LIKE THE INSANE FROWN 355 00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:09,097 POSSE. 356 00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:12,700 >> ANTHONY? 357 00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:13,970 >> Tosh: THE PIE STORE WAS 358 00:14:13,967 --> 00:14:14,467 CLOSED. 359 00:14:14,467 --> 00:14:15,097 . 360 00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:18,130 I HAD TO PUT WHIP CREAM ON A 361 00:14:18,133 --> 00:14:20,403 KEY. 362 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:21,170 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 363 00:14:21,167 --> 00:14:22,527 >> Tosh: I THINK THAT KID HAS 364 00:14:22,533 --> 00:14:25,803 ANDY MILONAKIS DISEASE. 365 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:30,070 THANKS, VIOLENT J AND SHAGGY TWO 366 00:14:30,067 --> 00:14:30,567 DOPE. 367 00:14:30,567 --> 00:14:32,097 FIRST, YOUR BABY MAY BE COMING 368 00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:33,200 FROM THE WRONG HOLE. 369 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:35,200 >> WHY'S IT HURT MY [BLEEP] SO 370 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,670 BAD. 371 00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:40,067 >> NEXT DOOR'S WHERE THE KID'S 372 00:14:40,067 --> 00:14:40,827 COMING OUT. 373 00:14:40,833 --> 00:14:44,103 >> GET IT OUT THEN. 374 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,400 >> YOU GOT WHAT YOU GOT. 375 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:48,530 >> IT HURTS BAD! 376 00:14:48,533 --> 00:14:49,603 MY ASS HURTS! 377 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:52,430 >> PUSH! 378 00:14:52,433 --> 00:15:00,403 >> MY ASS HURTS SO BAD! 379 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,870 >> SO HERE WE ARE AT THE 380 00:15:02,867 --> 00:15:03,797 CLOTHESPIN CHALLENGE. 381 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:06,570 >> ONE, TWO, THREE. 382 00:15:06,567 --> 00:15:09,667 >> TAKE FIVE. 383 00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:11,197 >> I DON'T KNOW WHERE ELSE ON MY 384 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,730 FACE I CAN GO. 385 00:15:12,733 --> 00:15:16,433 >> 81. 386 00:15:16,433 --> 00:15:16,973 WHOO! 387 00:15:16,967 --> 00:15:20,267 >> Tosh: WHAT YOU GUYS DO ON 388 00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:20,967 SATURDAY? 389 00:15:20,967 --> 00:15:23,497 SOMETHING TELLS ME HE RAN OUT OF 390 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:24,270 CLOTHES PINS. 391 00:15:24,267 --> 00:15:25,967 YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THE INTERNET 392 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,127 CHALLENGES ARE GETTING STALE. 393 00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:29,703 THAT'S WHY I THOUGHT I'D GIVE 394 00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:32,400 THE THEM A SHOT IN THE ARM BY 395 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:33,200 CREATING MY PONE 396 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,300 >> THIS IS THE UNLUCKY CHARMS 397 00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:35,870 CHALLENGE. 398 00:15:35,867 --> 00:15:38,667 YOU TAKE ALL THE MARSHMALLOWS 399 00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:45,897 OUT OF LUCKY CHARMS AND EAT THE 400 00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:48,970 HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING [BLEEP] 401 00:15:48,967 --> 00:15:50,067 THAT'S LEFT. 402 00:15:50,067 --> 00:15:51,627 I'M NOW DOING E-MAILS. 403 00:15:51,633 --> 00:15:53,403 I'M RUNNING 30 MINUTES LATE. 404 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:55,100 SEND. 405 00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:56,800 I'M ABOUT TO DO THE NEGATIVE 406 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:59,730 MINT CHALLENGE. 407 00:15:59,733 --> 00:16:02,403 THAT'S WHERE YOU REFUSE ANY MINT 408 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,630 OFFERED TO YOU FOR ONE FULL DAY. 409 00:16:04,633 --> 00:16:08,133 >> YOU WANT A MINT? 410 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,273 >> NO! 411 00:16:10,267 --> 00:16:15,497 >> Tosh: I'M ABOUT TO DO THE 412 00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:18,670 NO-MIX YOGURT CHALLENGE. 413 00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:20,067 EAT FRUIT ON THE BOTTOM WITHOUT 414 00:16:20,067 --> 00:16:21,227 MIXING IT. 415 00:16:21,233 --> 00:16:23,973 SO TART. 416 00:16:23,967 --> 00:16:27,067 I'M DOING THE KENNY G CHALLENGE. 417 00:16:27,067 --> 00:16:29,467 SET YOUR CAR STEREO TO SMOOTH 418 00:16:29,467 --> 00:16:30,067 JAZZ. 419 00:16:30,067 --> 00:16:31,467 DON'T CHANGE IT UNTIL YOU'VE 420 00:16:31,467 --> 00:16:32,367 DRIVEN 300 MILES. 421 00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:34,167 TRIP SET. 422 00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:35,627 I HATE IT! 423 00:16:35,633 --> 00:16:38,533 I HATE IT! 424 00:16:38,533 --> 00:16:40,473 THIS IS THE AQUAFRESH CHALLENGE. 425 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:43,397 YOU CAN ONLY USE THE RED PORTION 426 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:52,670 TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH. 427 00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:55,097 AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE NO N 428 00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:56,270 WORD CHALLENGE. 429 00:16:56,267 --> 00:16:58,067 I GO A FULL 24 HOURS WITHOUT 430 00:16:58,067 --> 00:16:59,497 SAYING ANY WORD THAT STARTS WITH 431 00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:04,730 THE LETTER N. 432 00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:06,433 HEY, CAN I HAVE A RAISE? 433 00:17:06,433 --> 00:17:12,203 >> MAYBE. 434 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,900 >> WHAT FLAVOR DORITOS WOULD YOU 435 00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:20,370 LIKE? 436 00:17:20,367 --> 00:17:22,097 >> COOL RANCH, PLEASE. 437 00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:30,770 >> WHAT'S UP? 438 00:17:30,767 --> 00:17:31,527 [LAUGHTER] 439 00:17:31,533 --> 00:17:33,673 >> Tosh: I WAS GONNA CALL HIM A 440 00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:35,167 NINCOMPOOP YOU HATE AMONGERS. 441 00:17:35,167 --> 00:17:37,667 IF YOU THINK YOU CAN COME WAY 442 00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:38,927 BETTER CHALLENGE AND I'M SURE 443 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:41,073 YOU CANNOT. 444 00:17:41,067 --> 00:17:43,567 SEND IT TO OUR BLOG. 445 00:17:43,567 --> 00:17:45,227 THIS WEEK'S COME FROM UNCLE MOM. 446 00:17:45,233 --> 00:17:46,203 >> I LOVE IT. 447 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:46,870 >> WE LOVE IT. 448 00:17:46,867 --> 00:17:48,067 >> ALL RIGHT. 449 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,197 THERE'S ONE THING I NEED TO TELL 450 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:53,100 YOU. 451 00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:56,070 IT SEEMS SOMEBODY WAS MURDERED 452 00:17:56,067 --> 00:17:57,367 IN THIS HOUSE ABOUT SEVEN AND A 453 00:17:57,367 --> 00:18:02,267 HALF YEARS AGO. 454 00:18:02,267 --> 00:18:04,697 >> I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT IT. 455 00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:09,070 I'LL BE BACK IN A FEW. 456 00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:10,497 >> WHAT DO YOU THINK? 457 00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:11,570 >> I DON'T KNOW. 458 00:18:11,567 --> 00:18:13,467 I MEAN, IT'S WEIRD BUT I'M COOL 459 00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:14,527 WITH IT. 460 00:18:14,533 --> 00:18:15,273 >> HEY! 461 00:18:15,267 --> 00:18:16,497 >> WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING 462 00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:19,600 INSIDE MY HOUSE? 463 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,130 >> YOUR HOUSE? 464 00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:23,273 >> STEVE WAS SHOWING US AROUND. 465 00:18:23,267 --> 00:18:25,197 >> STEVE WHO? 466 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,630 >> STEVE REALTOR. 467 00:18:26,633 --> 00:18:28,703 >> HE DIED INSIDE THIS HOUSE 468 00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:32,370 SEVEN AND A HALF YEARS AGO. 469 00:18:32,367 --> 00:18:36,297 >> WE'LL BE BACK IN A FEW. 470 00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:37,070 OOH, OOH. 471 00:18:37,067 --> 00:18:38,597 >> HI, I'M A GHOST. 472 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:39,870 >> HI, NICE TO MEET YOU. 473 00:18:39,867 --> 00:18:41,697 >> I'M A GHOST. 474 00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:44,230 >> I'M A GHOST. 475 00:18:44,233 --> 00:18:46,233 >> Tosh: STEVE THE REALTOR. 476 00:18:46,233 --> 00:18:50,733 HE LOOKS AWFULLY FAMILIAR. 477 00:18:50,733 --> 00:18:53,833 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF 478 00:18:53,833 --> 00:19:07,173 ADAM COROLLA'S LEAST FAVORITE 479 00:19:07,167 --> 00:19:08,067 >> Tosh: WELCOME BACK. 480 00:19:08,067 --> 00:19:09,727 WHAT ARE YOU SNACKING ON AT 481 00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:11,573 HOME? 482 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:15,297 IF YOUR ANSWER'S THE 483 00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:16,070 WHATCHAMACALLIT. 484 00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:18,827 THAT'S A SOLID CHOICE. 485 00:19:18,833 --> 00:19:20,733 NEXT WEEK, THIS GUY GETS A 486 00:19:20,733 --> 00:19:21,233 REDEMPTION. 487 00:19:21,233 --> 00:19:22,433 >> YOU GOING TO COLLEGE? 488 00:19:22,433 --> 00:19:25,373 YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME? 489 00:19:25,367 --> 00:19:31,827 [ YELLING ] 490 00:19:31,833 --> 00:19:32,273 >> 491 00:19:32,267 --> 00:19:35,067 >> GUESS HIS MOM DOESN'T CARE 492 00:19:35,067 --> 00:19:36,727 ABOUT DEFENDING OUR FREEDOM. 493 00:19:36,733 --> 00:19:38,073 KEEP YOU ARE WITH OUR BLOG AT 494 00:19:38,067 --> 00:19:40,167 THE FOLLOWING URL. 495 00:19:40,167 --> 00:19:41,067 TOSH.COMEDYCENTRAL.COM 496 00:19:41,067 --> 00:19:42,167 HTTP COLON FORWARD SLASH FORWARD 497 00:19:42,167 --> 00:19:42,867 SLASH WWW DOT TOSH DOT COMEDY 498 00:19:42,867 --> 00:19:43,597 CENTRAL DOT COM FORWARD SLASH 499 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:48,330 TOSH 500 00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:48,833 BLOG. 501 00:19:48,833 --> 00:19:50,903 BY SOMETHING AT OUR STORE THE 502 00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:52,070 FISHING IS FREE BUT WE'LL 503 00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:53,967 [BLEEP] YOU IN THE ASS ON 504 00:19:53,967 --> 00:19:54,627 HANDLING. 505 00:19:54,633 --> 00:19:55,933 YOU KNOW HOW I'VE BEEN SLOWING 506 00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:57,103 INTRODUCING YOU TO IN THE 507 00:19:57,100 --> 00:20:00,100 CHARACTERS ON BRICKLEBERRY. 508 00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:02,570 THIS IS BOBBY WHO IS VOICED BY 509 00:20:02,567 --> 00:20:03,767 WACO O'GUIN. 510 00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:05,427 WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET HIM? 511 00:20:05,433 --> 00:20:06,133 >> SURE. 512 00:20:06,133 --> 00:20:07,773 >> Tosh: LET'S PLAY THE VIDEO. 513 00:20:07,767 --> 00:20:10,297 >> WE'RE GOING GET NAKED AND 514 00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:12,070 TOUCH OUR [BLEEP]S TOGETHER. 515 00:20:12,067 --> 00:20:15,397 >> Tosh: YOU KNOW WHY THAT'S NOT 516 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:15,930 OFFENSIVE? 517 00:20:15,933 --> 00:20:16,903 BECAUSE THEY'RE DRAWINGS. 518 00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:20,600 FINALLY LAST WEEK I INTRODUCED 519 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:22,430 EVERYBODY TO THE NEW GAME I MADE 520 00:20:22,433 --> 00:20:24,003 UP, SLAP, LICK FONDLE AND YOU 521 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,170 HAD A FIELD DAY WITH IT. 522 00:20:25,167 --> 00:20:26,827 ENJOY. 523 00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:29,273 >> SLAP, LICK, FONDLE, MUTHA 524 00:20:29,267 --> 00:20:31,997 [BLEEP]. 525 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:52,670 [LAUGHTER] 526 00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:55,767 >> YOU LIKE THAT? 527 00:20:55,767 --> 00:20:57,167 >> YOU DON'T PAINT YOUR BALLS 528 00:20:57,167 --> 00:20:59,197 YOU FONDLE THEM, MAN. 529 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:07,830 >> Tosh: FOR ANYONE WHO NEEDS AN 530 00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:09,073 EXCUSE HERE'S YOU GO. 531 00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:17,897 GOOD NIGHT YOU PRINCES OF MAINE. 532 00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:26,700 >> WHAT IS SHANGRI-LA. 32600

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