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[LAUGHTER]
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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>> Tosh: AT LEAST THE POTHOLES
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ARE GETTING FILLED.
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THERE'S AN EXCLUSIVE LINE OF
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PUMAS BY SLANDER McQUEEN.
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PINKISH ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK.
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MARK IT.
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I INTRODUCE YOU TO NEW INTERNET
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CHALLENGES AND YOU KNOW IT'S
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OFFICIALLY SUMMER WHEN KIDS
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START [BLEEP]ING IN THE STREETS.
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S THIS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR
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DIET CONSISTS OF FROZEN BURRITOS
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AND ENERGY DRINKS.
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THERE'S NO NEED TO WIPE.
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THERE'S A SPRINKLER A BLOCK
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AHEAD.
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I WISH YOU COULD DROP ONE OF
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THOSE ON PRINCESS PEACH IN MARIO
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KART.
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CALL MY A FRUIT BOOTER ALL YOU
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WANT BUT THAT'S WHY I STICK TO
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ROLLER SKATING RINKS.
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>> MR. SEX ON WHEELS, IT'S DISCO
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XANADU TO THE GRAPEVINE.
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STRAIGHT LEG KICK ON THE
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ICEBERG.
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THAT'S HOT.
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I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA BUNNY HOP
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BUT IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S DOING THE
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SUPER DROP.
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ALL RIGHT, GROUP SKATE.
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UH-OH, CLEAN UP ON TURN FOUR.
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OH THE HUMANITY.
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THE SMELL IS AWFUL BUT A NIGHT
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ON SKATES IS ALWAYS FIRST RATE.
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LADIES FIRST.
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IT'S GETTING SLICK OUT THERE.
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MY OH, MY.
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YOU GOT E. COLI.
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>> Tosh: FOR THOSE KEEP SCORE AT
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HOME THAT'S THE SECOND LARGEST
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ROLLER SKATING PARTY OUR BLOGGER
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CARLY HAS HOSTED THIS SUMMER.
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FOR FIVE YEARS IT'S ALL YOU
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COULD FIND ON ESPN DEUCE.
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>> PUNCH, PUNCH, SKATE.
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THAT'S IT.
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>> Tosh: LOOK AT HIS ADONIS LIKE
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PHYSIQUE.
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HOUSE SLIPPERS ARE THE OFFICIAL
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SICK KICK FOR [BLEEP]ING UP A
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PILLOW FORT.
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SAME GUY WHO TRAINED SCARLETT
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JOE HANSEN IN THE A-AVENGERS.
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>> WHEN YOU'RE GOING FISHING THE
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BEST BAIT IS A GIRL IN A BIKINI.
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>> YOU'RE SO GOOD AT THIS.
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OH, MY GOD!
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OH!
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[LAUGHTER]
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>> Tosh: THAT'S VERY CLOSE TO
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HER TACKLE BOX.
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AT LEAST SHE'S GOT EXCUSE FOR
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THAT SMELL NOW.
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>> CAN YOU HELP US, PLEASE?
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>> Tosh: A GUY WEARING PUKA
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SHELLS HAS NEVER MADE AN
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SITUATION BETTER.
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JUST PUT YOUR SARONG OVER IT AND
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TRY NOT TO RUIN OUR VACATION,
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TINA.
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WHY THE HELL ARE THEIR CATFISH
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AT THE BEACH ANY HOW.
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THAT'S ARE FRESH WATER FISH.
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WHAT'S THIS YEAR'S SPRING BREAK
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HOT SPOT?
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OH, A RIVER.
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GOOD THING THE NEXT GUY'S
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WEARING BOXING GLOVES.
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>> THIS IS REALLY PADDED SO I'M
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GOING TO HIT YOU PRETTY HARD.
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OKAY.
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>> OH, MY GOD.
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>> LIFT YOUR ARM UP.
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>> HOLD ON.
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>> READY?
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[LAUGHTER]
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>> Tosh: THAT WINS AGAIN.
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STILL UNDEFEATED.
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SAME THING HAPPENS WHEN I USE
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CONDOMS.
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RIGHT WHEN I START I JUST THROW
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IT OFF TO THE SIDE OF THE BED.
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>> THAT HAD TO OF HURT SO BAD.
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>> Tosh: ANOTHER GREAT
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OBSERVATION BY A FEMALE SIDELINE
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REPORTER.
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KEEP SWINGING BUT I DON'T THINK
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THE HORRIBLE TATTOO'S GOING
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ANYWHERE.
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MY FAVORITE SHOW IS CYPRESS
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GARDEN IS THE BELOW POVERTY LINE
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SKI SPECTACULAR.
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CHFG
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[CHEERIN
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[CHEERING]
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>> Tosh: ALL THE CHARITY FINALLY
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FIXED THAT GOD AWFUL PLACE.
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THEY'RE ALL PRAYING THE BOAT
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BREAKS DOWN SO THEY CAN EAT IT.
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MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T USE YOUR ONE
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DRINKAL PUDDLE FOR WATER SPORTS.
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WHAT'S NEXT?
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>> Tosh: JUST GIVE HIM ALL YOUR
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PUMPERNICKEL.
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NOW LET'S PLAY DORK, DORK,
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GOOSE.
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WHEN YOU PLAY AT A FACTORY
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PROTESTS ARE BOUND TO HAPPEN.
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SWING AND A MISS.
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THAT'S HOW BRADLEY BEAT
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PACQUIAO.
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THE ONLY GOOSE ANYONE LIKES IS
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RYAN GOOSELING DESPITE HIS
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FREAKISH
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FREAKISHLY MISSHAPEN HEAD.
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YOU SLEEP ON PILLOWS FILLED WITH
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HIS DEAD WIFE HAD YOU TO SEE IT
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COMING.
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IF GOOSE FROM HALF HIS NASTY
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MAYBE HE WOULDN'T HAVE DIED LIKE
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SUCH A COWARD.
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THESE THINGS ARE MEAN.
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NO WONDER WE SWITCH TO TURKEY
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FOR CHRISTMAS.
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I'M JUST GLAD WHAT'S GOOD FOR
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THE GOOSE IS GOOD FOR MY
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RATINGS.
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FOR THAT WE THANK YOU.
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WE'RE BACK WITH SOME MAD MUTHA
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[BLEEP]ING CLOWN LOVE.
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FIRST, THIS ISN'T THE WORSE
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THING A COACH CAN DO TO A LITTLE
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BOY.
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>> ALL RIGHT, HERE'S THE BEAT.
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[***]
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>> A JUGGALOS CAN TAKE ANYBODY
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IN THE THIRD DEGREE SPEAKY
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CLOWNS NEVER GO DOWN EVEN IN
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YOUR TOWN.
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WE WON'T BE SLEEPING ONLY
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CREEPING AND I'M NOT STEPPING
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I'M OWN RAPPING.
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STRUGGLERS ARE THE BEST.
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DON'T [BLEEP] WITH ME.
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I'LL [BLEEP] YOU UP.
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[LAUGHTER]
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>> Tosh: YOU BETTER PLUG IN THAT
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SMOKE DETECTER BECAUSE HE JUST
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SET THAT CASIO TRACK ON FIRE.
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THAT'S EXACTLY WHY KANYE AND
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HOVA HAVE TO WATCH THE THRONE.
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THAT'S ANTHONY AND HE'S KNOWN IN
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THE BIZ AS A JUGGALO WHICH MEANS
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HE LOVE TO ICP.
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I DON'T LIKE SAYING INSANE CLOWN
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POSSE BUT IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN
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WHITE TRASH ANONYMOUS.
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THEY RAP ABOUT MURDER AND
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VIOLENCE AND CAN BEAT RADIO HEAD
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TO DEATH.
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KISS DID IT THE IN 80s AROUND
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RIHANNA DOES IT NOW TO HIDE HER
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BRUISES.
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ICP FANS ARE A BUNCH OF POORLY
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EDUCATED CRACKERS LIKE THE
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PEOPLE WHO WATCH THIS SHOW.
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I'M GUILTY OF IT.
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HERE'S ME IN MY CLASSIC FLORIDA
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WHITE TRASH PHASE.
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YOU KNOW I'M WEARING A WIFE
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BEATER.
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IF I WROTE A LETTER TO MY OLD
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SELF IS DEAR DANIEL, YOU WERE
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S
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AWESOME.
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ANTHONY WANTS TO JOIN A GROUP
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WHERE IT'S ACCEPTABLE TO THROW
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BOTTLES OF PISS AND
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SCIENTOLOGISTS ARE THE MOST
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INSANE IN THIS WEEK'S WEB
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REDEMPTION.
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[***]
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>> Tosh: WHICH ONE OF YOU CLOWNS
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WAS ANTHONY?
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>> HERE.
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>> Tosh: HEY, BUDDY.
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NICE TO MEET YOU.
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>> NICE TO MEET YOU TOO.
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>> GET IN.
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LET'S GET OUT OUT OF THIS CLOWN
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MAKEUP.
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>> YOU CLEAN UP WELL.
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WE DID OUR BEST TO MAKE YOU FEEL
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AT HOME HERE.
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KIND OF SICK.
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ANTHONY, FIRST THING'S FIRST.
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HOW OLD ARE YOU?
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>> 14.
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>> Tosh: ARE YOU BIGGER MAN MOST
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PEOPLE 14 YEARS OLD.
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>> YEAH.
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>> Tosh: MOST ARE TINY AND ALSO
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A GIRL.
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WE ALL GO THROUGH PHASES.
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EVER DRESS IN WOMEN'S CLOTHING?
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>> NO.
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>> Tosh: MAYBE NOT EVERYBODY
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GOES THROUGH IT.
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WHAT DOES ICP STAND FOR?
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>> INSANE CLOWN POSSE.
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THEY'RE ONE OF THE BEST.
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>> Tosh: WHY DO YOU THINK YOUR
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VIDEO'S BECOME SO POPULAR.
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>> JUGGALOS AND OTHERS SUPPORT
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ME.
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>> Tosh: WHEN I SAW IT THE FIRST
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THING THAT STRUCK WAS HOW YOUNG
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YOU WERE AND YOU LOOKED LIKE A
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TANK BUT HAVE A YOUNG PERSON'S
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VOICE.
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I THOUGHT LOOK AT THIS MONSTER
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AND TALKS LIKE A BEAUTIFUL
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LITTLE ANGEL.
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DO YOU ENJOY RAPPING?
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>> YES, DO I.
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>> Tosh: DO YOU WRITE YOUR OWN
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RAPS ARE DO YOU HAVE GHOST
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WRITERS.
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>> I WRITE THEM AND SOME I FREE
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STYLE.
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>> Tosh: HOW'S YOUR FLOW?
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>> I'VE BEEN TRYING TO WORK ON
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IT LATELY.
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>> Tosh: YOU KNOW THE BEST THING
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TO DO?
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>> WHAT.
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>> Tosh: I ASSUME WOULD BE TO DO
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WELL IN SCHOOL JUST BECAUSE YOU
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COULD MAYBE INCREASE YOUR
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VOCABULARY AND RHYME MORE WORST
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WITH HATCHET.
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>> CATCH IT, LATCH IT.
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>> Tosh: SEE, YOU ONLY HAVE TWO.
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THAT'S GOING TO LIMIT YOU.
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DO YOU EVER FIX THAT SMOKE
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DETECTER IN YOUR ROOM?
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>> NO.
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>> Tosh: DO YOU HOW MANY KIDS
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BURN TO DEATH BECAUSE OF A
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FAULTY SMOKE DETECTER?
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>> NO.
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>> Tosh: NEITHER DO I.
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I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY'RE 9 VOLT.
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EVER TAKE YOUR TONGUE AND PUT IT
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ON THE END OF THE 9 VOLT.
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>> NO.
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>> Tosh: PUT IT ON THE END OF
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IT.
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[LAUGHTER]
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>> Tosh: LIKE KISSING A GIRL.
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>> YOU MAYBE.
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>> Tosh: FOR ME, YEAH.
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WHAT'S IT TAKE TO BE A JUGGALO?
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>> HAVE YOU TO HAVE GUTS AND DO
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WHAT WE DO
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>> Tosh: WHAT IS DO WHAT WE DO?
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>> BE YOURSELF MOSTLY.
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>> Tosh: YOU MEAN PAINT YOUR
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FACE?
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>> WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO.
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>> Tosh: ARE THERE BLACK JAG
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JUGGALOS?
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>> ALL RACES.
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>> Tosh: YOU'LL GET THE CLOWN
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MAKEUP AND WAR PAINT ALL MIXED
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UP.
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IT WILL BE WEIRD.
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>> I WAS THINKING OF GOING TO
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THE JUGGALOS THIS YEAR.
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>> Tosh: WHERE IS IT?
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>> ILLINOIS.
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>> Tosh: BOTH OF THEM?
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YOUR VIDEO IS VERY ENTERTAINING
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BUT IT LACKS A CERTAIN THING?
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>> WHAT?
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>> Tosh: WHAT I'D LIKE TO DO IS
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GIVE YOU AN OPPORTUNITY TO
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SPRUCE UP YOUR VIDEO A BIT.
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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>> Tosh: WANT TO GIVE IT ANOTHER
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SHOT?
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>> YEAH.
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>> TONIGHT'S REDEMPTION IS FROM
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THE HIP-HOP VERSION OF THE
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MIGHTY DEATH POP FROM WHAT YOU
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PSYCHOPATHS CRAVE.
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SIT YOUR FLOPPY TITS DOWN AND
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ENJOY.
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>> IT'S CALLED US JUGGALOS.
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CHO
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CHECK, HERE'S THE BEAT.
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[***]
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>> US JUGGALOS CAN'T TAKE
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ANYBODY [BLEEP]ING.
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I'LL BE BURNING IN THE THIRD
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DEGREE.
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CAN YOU CATCH IT?
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TEST, TEST, TEST.
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>> US JUGGALOS ARE THE BEST.
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[BLEEP] THE REST.
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WE'RE THE BEST.
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I'M [BLEEP] YOU UP.
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>> I JUST WANT CHAMPAGNE ONLY
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GONNA TAKE ONE HIT.
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>> YOU WANT TO GET BIT BY THE
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DEVIL AND YES YOU'RE JUST A
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PEBBLE.
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>> US JUGGALOS ARE STRAIGHT RAPE
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AND MURDER PROS.
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WE'LL [BLEEP] AMERICA.
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>> I'M STARTING TO GET DISSED.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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IT'S NOT WITH US.
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HE'S A LITTLE TOO INSANE AND I'M
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NOT TALKING ABOUT A TOUR BUS.
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>> I TAKE NO [BLEEP].
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I'M HARDCORE --
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>> HEY, HEY.
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>> Tosh: THERE'S A FINE LINE
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BETWEEN BEING INSANE AND LACKING
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COMMON DECENCY.
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>> BEING A JUGGALO COMES WITH A
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CERTAIN LEVEL OF DECORUM.
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THE NINJA'S A LITTLE TOO INSANE.
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>> WHOA, DON'T EVEN THINK BEFORE
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IT, MAN.
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>> THAT'S WEIRD HOW THE THREAT
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OF VIOLENCE MAKES YOU REGAIN
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YOUR BALANCE.
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>> YEAH.
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WE'RE LIKE THE INSANE FROWN
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POSSE.
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>> ANTHONY?
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>> Tosh: THE PIE STORE WAS
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CLOSED.
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.
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I HAD TO PUT WHIP CREAM ON A
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KEY.
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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>> Tosh: I THINK THAT KID HAS
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ANDY MILONAKIS DISEASE.
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THANKS, VIOLENT J AND SHAGGY TWO
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DOPE.
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FIRST, YOUR BABY MAY BE COMING
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FROM THE WRONG HOLE.
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>> WHY'S IT HURT MY [BLEEP] SO
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BAD.
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>> NEXT DOOR'S WHERE THE KID'S
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COMING OUT.
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>> GET IT OUT THEN.
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>> YOU GOT WHAT YOU GOT.
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>> IT HURTS BAD!
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MY ASS HURTS!
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>> PUSH!
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>> MY ASS HURTS SO BAD!
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>> SO HERE WE ARE AT THE
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CLOTHESPIN CHALLENGE.
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>> ONE, TWO, THREE.
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>> TAKE FIVE.
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>> I DON'T KNOW WHERE ELSE ON MY
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FACE I CAN GO.
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>> 81.
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WHOO!
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>> Tosh: WHAT YOU GUYS DO ON
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SATURDAY?
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SOMETHING TELLS ME HE RAN OUT OF
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CLOTHES PINS.
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YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THE INTERNET
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CHALLENGES ARE GETTING STALE.
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THAT'S WHY I THOUGHT I'D GIVE
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THE THEM A SHOT IN THE ARM BY
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CREATING MY PONE
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>> THIS IS THE UNLUCKY CHARMS
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CHALLENGE.
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YOU TAKE ALL THE MARSHMALLOWS
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OUT OF LUCKY CHARMS AND EAT THE
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HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING [BLEEP]
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THAT'S LEFT.
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I'M NOW DOING E-MAILS.
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I'M RUNNING 30 MINUTES LATE.
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SEND.
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I'M ABOUT TO DO THE NEGATIVE
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MINT CHALLENGE.
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THAT'S WHERE YOU REFUSE ANY MINT
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OFFERED TO YOU FOR ONE FULL DAY.
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>> YOU WANT A MINT?
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>> NO!
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>> Tosh: I'M ABOUT TO DO THE
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NO-MIX YOGURT CHALLENGE.
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EAT FRUIT ON THE BOTTOM WITHOUT
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MIXING IT.
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SO TART.
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I'M DOING THE KENNY G CHALLENGE.
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SET YOUR CAR STEREO TO SMOOTH
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JAZZ.
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DON'T CHANGE IT UNTIL YOU'VE
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DRIVEN 300 MILES.
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TRIP SET.
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I HATE IT!
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I HATE IT!
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THIS IS THE AQUAFRESH CHALLENGE.
425
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:43,397
YOU CAN ONLY USE THE RED PORTION
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TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH.
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00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:55,097
AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE NO N
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WORD CHALLENGE.
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I GO A FULL 24 HOURS WITHOUT
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SAYING ANY WORD THAT STARTS WITH
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THE LETTER N.
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HEY, CAN I HAVE A RAISE?
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00:17:06,433 --> 00:17:12,203
>> MAYBE.
434
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,900
>> WHAT FLAVOR DORITOS WOULD YOU
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LIKE?
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>> COOL RANCH, PLEASE.
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>> WHAT'S UP?
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[LAUGHTER]
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>> Tosh: I WAS GONNA CALL HIM A
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NINCOMPOOP YOU HATE AMONGERS.
441
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IF YOU THINK YOU CAN COME WAY
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BETTER CHALLENGE AND I'M SURE
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00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:41,073
YOU CANNOT.
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SEND IT TO OUR BLOG.
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THIS WEEK'S COME FROM UNCLE MOM.
446
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>> I LOVE IT.
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00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:46,870
>> WE LOVE IT.
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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THERE'S ONE THING I NEED TO TELL
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YOU.
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IT SEEMS SOMEBODY WAS MURDERED
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IN THIS HOUSE ABOUT SEVEN AND A
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HALF YEARS AGO.
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>> I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT IT.
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I'LL BE BACK IN A FEW.
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00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:10,497
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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>> I DON'T KNOW.
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I MEAN, IT'S WEIRD BUT I'M COOL
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WITH IT.
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>> HEY!
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00:18:15,267 --> 00:18:16,497
>> WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING
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INSIDE MY HOUSE?
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00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,130
>> YOUR HOUSE?
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>> STEVE WAS SHOWING US AROUND.
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>> STEVE WHO?
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>> STEVE REALTOR.
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>> HE DIED INSIDE THIS HOUSE
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SEVEN AND A HALF YEARS AGO.
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>> WE'LL BE BACK IN A FEW.
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OOH, OOH.
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>> HI, I'M A GHOST.
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>> HI, NICE TO MEET YOU.
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>> I'M A GHOST.
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>> I'M A GHOST.
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>> Tosh: STEVE THE REALTOR.
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HE LOOKS AWFULLY FAMILIAR.
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF
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ADAM COROLLA'S LEAST FAVORITE
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>> Tosh: WELCOME BACK.
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WHAT ARE YOU SNACKING ON AT
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HOME?
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IF YOUR ANSWER'S THE
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WHATCHAMACALLIT.
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THAT'S A SOLID CHOICE.
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NEXT WEEK, THIS GUY GETS A
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REDEMPTION.
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>> YOU GOING TO COLLEGE?
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YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME?
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[ YELLING ]
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>>
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>> GUESS HIS MOM DOESN'T CARE
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ABOUT DEFENDING OUR FREEDOM.
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KEEP YOU ARE WITH OUR BLOG AT
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THE FOLLOWING URL.
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TOSH.COMEDYCENTRAL.COM
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HTTP COLON FORWARD SLASH FORWARD
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SLASH WWW DOT TOSH DOT COMEDY
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CENTRAL DOT COM FORWARD SLASH
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TOSH
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BLOG.
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BY SOMETHING AT OUR STORE THE
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FISHING IS FREE BUT WE'LL
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[BLEEP] YOU IN THE ASS ON
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HANDLING.
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YOU KNOW HOW I'VE BEEN SLOWING
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INTRODUCING YOU TO IN THE
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CHARACTERS ON BRICKLEBERRY.
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THIS IS BOBBY WHO IS VOICED BY
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WACO O'GUIN.
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET HIM?
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>> SURE.
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>> Tosh: LET'S PLAY THE VIDEO.
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>> WE'RE GOING GET NAKED AND
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TOUCH OUR [BLEEP]S TOGETHER.
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>> Tosh: YOU KNOW WHY THAT'S NOT
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OFFENSIVE?
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BECAUSE THEY'RE DRAWINGS.
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FINALLY LAST WEEK I INTRODUCED
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EVERYBODY TO THE NEW GAME I MADE
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UP, SLAP, LICK FONDLE AND YOU
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HAD A FIELD DAY WITH IT.
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ENJOY.
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>> SLAP, LICK, FONDLE, MUTHA
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[BLEEP].
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[LAUGHTER]
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>> YOU LIKE THAT?
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00:20:55,767 --> 00:20:57,167
>> YOU DON'T PAINT YOUR BALLS
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YOU FONDLE THEM, MAN.
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>> Tosh: FOR ANYONE WHO NEEDS AN
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EXCUSE HERE'S YOU GO.
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GOOD NIGHT YOU PRINCES OF MAINE.
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00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:26,700
>> WHAT IS SHANGRI-LA.
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