Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,103 --> 00:00:03,573
"THE JACK AND TRIUMPH SHOW"
2
00:00:03,637 --> 00:00:07,107
IS FILMED IN FRONT OF THE CAST
OF "THE BIG LEBOWSKI."
3
00:00:07,175 --> 00:00:08,275
[ LAUGHTER ]
4
00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:11,012
AND HIS GARBAGE BAG.
5
00:00:11,079 --> 00:00:12,479
[ LAUGHTER ]
6
00:00:12,546 --> 00:00:15,276
* YA-DA, DA-DA-DA,
HERE COMES TRIUMPH *
7
00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:18,789
* HE'S GOING TO BE
IN THE HOTTEST BOOK, HEY! *
8
00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:21,022
* DA-DA-DEE-DO-DEE-DA-DA
9
00:00:21,089 --> 00:00:22,589
* DA-DA-DEE-DO-DEE-DO
10
00:00:22,656 --> 00:00:24,386
SO, JUNE,
11
00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:29,258
YOU MEAN THEY REALLY MAKE COFFEE
FROM BEANS THAT CATS POOP OUT?
12
00:00:29,330 --> 00:00:32,130
THOSE CATS
ARE CALLED "CIVETS," DEAR.
13
00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:36,270
AND, YES, THEY'RE LOCKED
IN TINY, FILTHY LIVING QUARTERS,
14
00:00:36,337 --> 00:00:39,137
LIKE A COMMON CRIMINAL
OR A HOUSEKEEPER.
15
00:00:39,207 --> 00:00:41,037
UGH.
16
00:00:41,109 --> 00:00:43,179
THAT'S WHY
WE NEED TO PROTEST.
17
00:00:43,244 --> 00:00:46,254
YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE SURE DO.
18
00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:48,454
THAT'S WHY
I ALSO MADE A SIGN.
19
00:00:48,516 --> 00:00:51,046
[ CHUCKLES ] SEE?
20
00:00:51,119 --> 00:00:55,119
JACKIE, DEAR, THE LAST TIME
I BROUGHT YOU TO A PROTEST,
21
00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:57,389
YOU STARTED A TICKLE FIGHT.
[ LAUGHS ]
22
00:00:57,458 --> 00:01:00,488
WELL, THEN,
I KNOW ANOTHER WAY I CAN HELP.
23
00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:01,601
AHH.
24
00:01:01,662 --> 00:01:03,462
COFFEE BREAK.
25
00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:07,840
NOW, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
26
00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:09,401
YOU USUALLY
ONLY MAKE THAT FACE
27
00:01:09,470 --> 00:01:11,570
WHEN SOMEONE'S TRYING
TO EXPLAIN KWANZAA.
28
00:01:13,474 --> 00:01:15,384
OH, LOOK AT THIS!
29
00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:24,453
OH, FINE, GOOD.
30
00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:28,818
SO, WHAT'S ROSA SHARTS
PROTESTING TODAY?
31
00:01:28,889 --> 00:01:31,189
SLIGHTLY COLD ROOMS?
32
00:01:31,259 --> 00:01:34,799
FONT SIZES BELOW 72?
33
00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:36,832
CAN IT, SHIT SACK.
34
00:01:36,897 --> 00:01:39,567
I'M VERY -- I'M VERY BUSY.
35
00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:41,443
[ CHUCKLES ]
SHE REALLY IS.
36
00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:44,472
SHE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TIME
TO TRY MY HOMEMADE COFFEE.
37
00:01:44,538 --> 00:01:46,538
WELL, SURELY,
YOU'LL GIVE IT A TRY, HUH, PAL?
38
00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:48,807
OH, OF COURSE I WILL.
39
00:01:48,876 --> 00:01:53,306
A TRUE FRIEND SUPPORTS YOU
IN EVERY ENDEAVOR.
40
00:01:53,381 --> 00:01:55,151
[ SPITTING ]
41
00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:07,259
[ PANTING ]
42
00:02:10,431 --> 00:02:14,271
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
43
00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:17,905
NOW I KNOW WHAT A PICTURE
OF JUNE NAKED TASTES LIKE.
44
00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:21,311
COME ON, NOW,
JUNE HAS NEVER POSED NAKED.
45
00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:26,175
HER LINGERIE SPREAD IN AARP
MAGAZINE WAS VERY TASTEFUL.
46
00:02:26,247 --> 00:02:29,217
COME ON. I CAN'T MAKE SIGNS.
I CAN'T MAKE COFFEE.
47
00:02:29,283 --> 00:02:32,393
SURELY, THERE'S SOMETHING
I'M GOOD AT, RIGHT, JUNIE?
48
00:02:32,453 --> 00:02:34,423
OF COURSE THERE IS.
49
00:02:46,534 --> 00:02:50,944
OH, WAIT. DO YOU NEED
AN AMBULANCE, OR, UH --
50
00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:54,914
OR AM I NOT
GOOD AT ANYTHING?
51
00:02:54,975 --> 00:02:59,175
YOU'RE A VERY
SOUND SLEEPER.
52
00:02:59,247 --> 00:03:00,447
BYE!
53
00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:02,824
[ SIGHS ]
WELL, AND IT SOUNDED LIKE FUN.
54
00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:04,553
THEY'RE PROTESTING
THIS COFFEE MADE
55
00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:08,358
FROM BEANS THAT HAVE, UH,
PASSED THROUGH THESE CATS.
56
00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:11,392
MIXING POOP AND COFFEE?
57
00:03:11,459 --> 00:03:12,929
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
58
00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:16,303
WHO WOULD DO THAT TO POOP?
59
00:03:16,364 --> 00:03:18,834
TELL THAT TO THE FOLKS
DOWN AT THE ORGANIC MARKET.
60
00:03:18,899 --> 00:03:21,799
THEY'RE BUYING IT
FOR $300 A POUND.
61
00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:25,439
[ CHA-CHING! ]
62
00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:28,476
OH, BOY.
I DON'T LIKE THAT LOOK.
63
00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:31,952
I KNOW.
IT KIND OF ITCHES.
64
00:03:32,012 --> 00:03:33,982
HERE, LET ME
GET THAT FOR YOU.
65
00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,447
WHEW.
66
00:03:35,516 --> 00:03:38,616
YOU GOT TO STOP
THINKING ABOUT MONEY.
67
00:03:38,686 --> 00:03:40,916
THANK YOU.
OH, SO MUCH BETTER.
68
00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:44,328
* BA-DA-BOO-PA-BEE-BA
69
00:03:44,392 --> 00:03:46,992
OKAY, KITTY,
COFFEE BREAK'S OVER.
70
00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,000
TIME TO MAKE THE COFFEE.
71
00:03:56,870 --> 00:03:59,240
AND TO GET RICH QUICK...
72
00:04:09,317 --> 00:04:10,847
COME ON. EAT UP.
73
00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:12,988
WHAT'S WRONG?
74
00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:17,633
TOO GOOD FOR COFFEE BEANS
AND OFF-BRAND LAXATIVES?
75
00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:19,861
THIS IS ALL
SARAH JESSICA PARKER'S EATEN
76
00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:23,357
SINCE 1993.
77
00:04:23,431 --> 00:04:25,631
FINE. BE THAT WAY.
78
00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:30,469
I'LL JUST FIND SOMETHING DUMBER,
MORE COMPLACENT,
79
00:04:30,538 --> 00:04:35,908
SOMETHING THAT WILL EAT
ANYTHING PUT IN FRONT OF HIM.
80
00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:37,346
MMM, MMM.
81
00:04:37,411 --> 00:04:40,311
PLEASE DON'T TELL JUNE
I'M EATING CANDY.
82
00:04:40,381 --> 00:04:43,851
SHE SAYS IT'S FOR SAD PEOPLE
AND PEDOPHILES.
83
00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:45,317
[ CHA-CHING! ]
84
00:04:45,386 --> 00:04:47,416
* BEE-BOO-BEE-BOP-BOO
85
00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:52,863
OKAY, AND YOU'RE SURE THAT'S
THE LAST OF BEANS YOU ATE?
86
00:04:52,926 --> 00:04:55,626
YEAH, PLUS THERE WAS A MARBLE
I SWALLOWED WHEN I WAS 9.
87
00:04:55,696 --> 00:04:56,856
[ STOMACH GURGLES ]
88
00:04:56,930 --> 00:05:00,030
UGH.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
89
00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:02,500
DON'T FORGET
YOUR BEAN-PICKING GLOVES!
90
00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:05,872
[ COFFEE MAKER BEEPS ]
91
00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:08,079
OH, JUNE!
92
00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:09,611
OH.
93
00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:12,347
MORE OF JACK'S COFFEE?
94
00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:13,913
OH, DEAR.
95
00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:15,981
COME ON. DRINK, DRINK.
96
00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:19,619
IT WOULD MEAN
THE WORLD TO HIM.
97
00:05:19,687 --> 00:05:22,957
HEY, THAT'S GOOD,
I MEAN REALLY GOOD!
98
00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:25,393
ARE YOU SURE
THAT JACK MADE THIS?
99
00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:27,459
YES.
100
00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:30,458
WHO KNEW HE HAD IT IN HIM?
101
00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:32,831
[ RIM SHOT ]
102
00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:36,340
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
103
00:05:36,404 --> 00:05:37,844
MORE BEANS.
104
00:05:37,905 --> 00:05:39,835
[ SPITTING ]
105
00:05:52,453 --> 00:05:56,593
UGH, YOU TURNED JACKIE
INTO A GOSH-DARN CIVET.
106
00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:01,562
DON'T LISTEN TO HER.
107
00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:03,599
YOU HAVE
A GOD-GIVEN TALENT HERE.
108
00:06:03,664 --> 00:06:05,574
OH, I GOT TO SHARE THIS
WITH THE WORLD.
109
00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:07,843
EH, SLOW DOWN, STARBUTTS.
110
00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:09,471
LOOK,
WE NEED TO MAKE SURE
111
00:06:09,537 --> 00:06:12,137
THIS APPEALS
TO OUR TARGET AUDIENCE --
112
00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:15,005
PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLES
WHO LOVE COFFEE
113
00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:19,045
AND CAN'T RESIST OVERPRICED,
GIMMICKY BULLSHIT.
114
00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:20,982
WE NEED TO TEST IT ON --
115
00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:23,478
UH, COME WITH ME
WHILE I FINISH THIS SENTENCE.
116
00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:28,120
...HIPSTERS.
117
00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:35,456
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD
OF CIVET COFFEE?
118
00:06:35,529 --> 00:06:36,599
OH, THAT'S WHAT THIS IS?
119
00:06:36,664 --> 00:06:38,534
YES.
WELL, NOT EXACTLY.
120
00:06:38,599 --> 00:06:41,399
THIS HAS PASSED THROUGH
THE INTESTINES
121
00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:42,969
OF A FORMER CHILD STAR.
122
00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:45,566
OH. [ LAUGHS ]
EVEN BETTER.
123
00:06:45,639 --> 00:06:48,409
SO THAT IT HAS THE SPECIAL KIND
OF BITTERNESS
124
00:06:48,476 --> 00:06:52,046
THAT ONLY CHILD STARS
CAN CONJURE UP.
125
00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:54,082
IT'S RICH, LIKE YOUR PARENTS,
126
00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:57,447
AND DARK, LIKE THE PEOPLE YOU
PUSHED OUT OF THIS NEIGHBORHOOD.
127
00:06:57,518 --> 00:06:58,888
[ LAUGHS ]
128
00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:00,492
OH.
129
00:07:00,554 --> 00:07:03,464
YOU KNOW, TIME WAS
IF YOU WANTED TO EXPERIENCE
130
00:07:03,524 --> 00:07:07,504
THE INSIDE OF A CHILD ACTOR,
YOU NEEDED A NEVERLAND RANCH.
131
00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:09,631
NOT ANYMORE.
[ LAUGHS ]
132
00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:11,057
HEY, HOW YOU DOING?
133
00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:13,001
HEY, DOING ALL RIGHT.
134
00:07:13,066 --> 00:07:16,436
SORRY TO INTERRUPT. I CAN SEE
YOU'RE PRETTY BUSY RIGHT NOW --
135
00:07:16,504 --> 00:07:20,174
WRITING THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN
FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATE, RIGHT?
136
00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,940
IT'S ALL RIGHT,
I GOT A COUPLE MINUTES.
137
00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:24,039
SERIOUSLY, HOW'S
THE SCREENPLAY COMING?
138
00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:25,611
IT'S TOUGH.
IT'S COMING ALONG, THOUGH.
139
00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:28,079
YEAH, LISTEN, WELL, I DON'T WANT
TO SPOIL THE ENDING,
140
00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:33,048
BUT YOU GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS
AND GET A JOB AT TARGET.
141
00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,960
WHERE DID YOU SAY
IT COMES FROM?
142
00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:36,892
TAKE ANOTHER SIP.
HIS ASSHOLE.
143
00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:39,187
MM.
144
00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:40,659
WOW.
145
00:07:40,728 --> 00:07:42,598
RIGHT? IT'S NOT BAD.
YEAH, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.
146
00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:45,003
TELL US THE SCREENPLAY.
NO, I WANT TO HEAR IT.
147
00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:46,865
YES, PLEASE. TELL US.
ALL RIGHT.
148
00:07:46,934 --> 00:07:49,504
WELL, I MEAN, IT'S, UH --
IT'S A RITE-OF-PASSAGE STORY
149
00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:51,940
ABOUT A KID AND A FATHER.
OOH, RITE OF PASSAGE.
150
00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:53,465
SURE.
THEY'RE IN AMERICA.
151
00:07:53,541 --> 00:07:54,911
THE DAD HAS TO GET DEPORTED.
152
00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,905
MM-HMM.
HE HAS TO GO BACK TO SWEDEN.
153
00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:58,507
MM-HMM.
AND THE KID IS VERY YOUNG.
154
00:07:58,579 --> 00:08:00,579
HE'S GROWING UP, AND HE -- HE...
AH.
155
00:08:00,648 --> 00:08:02,018
HE BECOMES A WRITER.
OH.
156
00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:04,622
AND HE'S VERY INTERESTED
IN WRITING ABOUT SWEDEN.
157
00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:06,885
HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW
HIS FATHER'S THERE.
158
00:08:06,954 --> 00:08:09,064
SO HE TAKES A BOAT RIDE
TO GO OVER THERE.
159
00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:11,492
AND ON THE BOAT RIDE,
HE MEETS A PROSTITUTE
160
00:08:11,559 --> 00:08:15,059
WHO -- WHO MAKES HIM A MAN.
MM-HMM.
161
00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:17,568
AND WHEN HE GETS TO SWEDEN,
HE MEETS HIS FATHER,
162
00:08:17,631 --> 00:08:19,531
BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW
IT'S HIS FATHER,
163
00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,030
AND THE FATHERS A WRITER, TOO.
164
00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:22,601
SO, THEY START WRITING TOGETHER
165
00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:24,500
AND TOURING THE COUNTRY
TOGETHER.
166
00:08:24,572 --> 00:08:28,012
[ IMITATES GUNSHOT ]
167
00:08:28,075 --> 00:08:29,235
IT...
IT'S THAT BAD?
168
00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:30,939
NO, IT WASN'T.
THAT BAD?
169
00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:33,911
DO I HAVE TO START OVER?
NO, NO. DON'T.
170
00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:35,521
WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THE COFFEE?
171
00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:36,923
I WOULD LIKE SOME MORE,
PLEASE.
172
00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:39,254
I LIKE YOU.
YOU'RE A TRUE INDIVIDUAL.
173
00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:41,219
YOU THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX.
174
00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:43,958
THEN YOU GO BACK INSIDE THE BOX
TO SLEEP.
175
00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,994
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
176
00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:48,599
SO, THAT'S GOOD.
WE LIKE THE COFFEE.
177
00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:50,202
JACK, WE'RE IN.
YEAH.
178
00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:52,633
OH, THIS IS GREAT NEWS,
LADIES.
179
00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:54,300
I APPRECIATE YOUR INPUT...
180
00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,637
AS YOU APPRECIATE
MY OUTPUT.
181
00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:58,014
[ LAUGHS ]
182
00:08:58,071 --> 00:09:00,641
NICE.
SEE WHAT HE DID THERE?
183
00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:03,308
* YA-DEE-LEE-DO
184
00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,106
Triumph: OKAY.
185
00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:10,918
AND YOUR ORDER OF ONE LARGE
DARK, STEAMING CUP OF JACK
186
00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:13,294
COMES TO $19.93.
187
00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:17,063
WOULD THAT BE CASH
OR YOUR FATHER'S CREDIT CARD?
188
00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:20,664
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
189
00:09:20,728 --> 00:09:23,058
WHEW.
190
00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:24,670
OH, WOW.
191
00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:27,672
LOOK AT THIS CROWD HERE
FOR MY COFFEE!
192
00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:29,035
OH, YES, JACK.
193
00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:30,642
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
194
00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:34,144
WE'RE EVEN STARTING TO ATTRACT
CONTEMPTIBLE, HIP CELEBRITIES.
195
00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:35,307
LOOK.
196
00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:38,645
[ JACK GASPS ]
AAH!
197
00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:42,882
OH, WOW. IT'S EZRA KOENIG
FROM VAMPIRE WEEKEND.
198
00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:44,250
WE ACTUALLY MET BEFORE
199
00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:48,357
AT THE 2011 "MEN WHO
LOOK LIKE BOYS" CONVENTION.
200
00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:51,661
HERE. TAKE THIS.
ON THE HOUSE.
201
00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:55,125
FOR YOU.
202
00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:57,995
WHOA.
THAT'S REALLY GOOD.
203
00:09:58,065 --> 00:10:01,065
I JUST RECOMMENDED YOUR COFFEE
TO MY ENTIRE FAN BASE.
204
00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:04,944
FANTASTIC. I HOPE YOUR MOTHER
AND THE DUDE SHE WOKE UP WITH
205
00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:08,205
WILL VISIT SOON.
206
00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:11,075
THAT WAS
UNNECESSARILY CRUEL.
207
00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:14,054
WRITE A FRUITY SONG
ABOUT IT.
208
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,284
[ SQUEALS ]
209
00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:19,188
I CANNOT BELIEVE
THAT THE GUY WHO SANG...
210
00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:22,892
A BUNCH OF SONGS THAT SOUND LIKE
SOMETHING I SHOULD PROBABLY LIKE
211
00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,926
LIKES SOMETHING THAT I MADE.
212
00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:26,632
[ SQUEALS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
213
00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:28,904
IT JUST MAKES
MY HEART FLUTTER!
214
00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:33,198
AND IT'S NOT STOPPING.
215
00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:35,066
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
216
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,365
NEAT.
217
00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:40,967
YOU NO-GOOD NUT GUZZLER.
218
00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:43,641
OH!
UH, JUNE.
219
00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:46,111
UH, HOW DID YOU FIND
THIS PLACE?
220
00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:50,349
THERE'S NOT AN AQUA-AEROBICS
CLASS WITHIN MILES OF HERE.
221
00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:52,347
YOU'RE COMING HOME WITH ME.
222
00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:55,089
UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
223
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,655
OH, WELL, I-I JUST THOUGHT
THIS PLACE SHOULD START
224
00:10:57,725 --> 00:11:00,325
REFLECTING MY PERSONALITY
AS MUCH AS THE DRINKS DO.
225
00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:05,003
UH, JERSEY JIMMY
AND THE PARAMUS PARROTS?
226
00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:09,395
JERSEY'S LEADING
JIMMY BUFFETT COVER BAND?
227
00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:12,239
GET YOUR FLAIR HAIRS, FOLKS!
228
00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:14,165
[ LAUGHS ]
JACK, PLEASE, STOP.
229
00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:16,111
PLEASE.
YOU'RE DISTURBING THEM.
230
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:22,076
HERE. BUY TWO OF THESE, GET ONE
FREE PUMPKIN-SPICE LATTE.
231
00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:23,949
JACK, THAT'S NOT EVEN
ON THE MENU!
232
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,117
[ GRUNTS ]
I'M WORKING ON IT!
233
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,186
[ COUGHING ]
234
00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:35,062
NO, JACK.
OH, NO.
235
00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:37,998
I THINK YOUR BIRD-FACED FRIEND
IS LOSING THE CUSTOMERS.
236
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:41,940
YEAH.
237
00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:43,242
WAIT, WAIT!
238
00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:45,273
EVERYBODY...
239
00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:48,138
IT'S IRONIC.
240
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,038
HE'S BEING IRONIC!
241
00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:51,310
[ LAUGHS ]
242
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:54,348
HE HAS CONTEMPT
FOR WHAT HE APPEARS TO LIKE.
243
00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:55,954
YES, COME.
244
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:58,216
JIMMY BUFFETT, YES.
245
00:11:58,285 --> 00:12:00,915
[ SIGHS ]
COME ON IN, EVERYBODY!
246
00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:03,118
GOSH, YOUR SOULS
LOOK SO GOOD TODAY.
247
00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,290
[ HEART BEATING LOUDLY ]
248
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:06,287
[ SQUEALING ]
249
00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:10,495
JACK, IS THAT YOUR HEART?
ARE YOU OKAY?
250
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:13,333
WHAT?!
I AM MORE THAN OKAY!
251
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,300
THANKS TO THIS COFFEE, I FINALLY
FEEL LIKE I MATTER TO PEOPLE,
252
00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:19,309
LIKE AN ASTRONAUT
OR A MISSING WHITE TEENAGER.
253
00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:21,982
[ HEARTBEAT STOPS ]
254
00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:23,942
I CAN'T TELL
IF I'M HAVING A SEIZURE,
255
00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:26,911
OR IF I AM HAVING A SEIZURE
AND LOVING IT!
256
00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:28,180
UGH.
257
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,518
OH, JACKIE!
OH!
258
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,523
IS ANYONE A DOCTOR?
259
00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:38,485
DOES ANYONE HAVE A JOB?
260
00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:41,488
GET OVER HERE.
COME ON UP HERE. NOW! NOW!
261
00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:43,161
* BA-BA-DA-DUM
262
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:51,301
JACKAHOLICS,
YOUR HERO HAS RETURNED!
263
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,848
JACKAHOLICS...
264
00:12:57,911 --> 00:13:00,081
TRIUMPH, IT'S SO NICE
265
00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:03,277
THAT YOU'RE SERVING COFFEE
TO ALL THESE DEAF PEOPLE.
266
00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:04,480
[ CHUCKLES ]
267
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:08,391
JACK, I, UH, DIDN'T EXPECT YOU
BACK SO SOON.
268
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:12,285
UH, ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T
NEED, UH, SOME MORE TIME OFF?
269
00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:15,359
OH, NO WAY. IT TOOK FOUR WEEKS
AT A ZEN RETREAT,
270
00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:17,428
BUT I MADE A BIG DISCOVERY.
271
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:21,067
JUST BECAUSE A BALD ASIAN MAN
IN A ROBE INVITES YOU TO STAY,
272
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:24,104
THAT DOES NOT MAKE IT
A ZEN RETREAT.
273
00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:26,471
ANYWAY, I AM BACK
AND READY TO WORK.
274
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,109
OKAY, UH...
275
00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:30,305
WH-WHOA.
276
00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:32,277
Ezra:
SOMEONE'S IN HERE.
277
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:36,247
DID YOU REPLACE ME?
278
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,376
NO!
279
00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:39,250
THEY COULD BE
WASHING THEIR HA--
280
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,349
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
281
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:52,229
IT'S ONLY TEMPORARY.
[ SIGHS ]
282
00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:54,499
HIS PICTURE
IS ON MY LOGO!
283
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:57,437
YOU'RE NOT EVEN
A FORMER CHILD ACTOR.
284
00:13:57,504 --> 00:14:00,274
YES, BUT I NEVER TECHNICALLY
WENT THROUGH PUBERTY.
285
00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:05,179
EXCUSE ME.
APATOW ROYALTY COMING THROUGH.
286
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:06,375
OH, MY GOODNESS.
287
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,376
UH-HUH.
OH, MY GOODNESS.
288
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:11,518
EZRA! EZRA! LOOK!
289
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,154
LOOK!
290
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,090
EZRA, LOOK.
291
00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:19,455
IT'S PAUL RUDD -- EVERY COMEDY
MOVIE'S FOURTH PHONE CALL.
292
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,398
NO, LOOK, YOU GOT TO TELL THEM
293
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,373
I'M PART OF
THE MARVEL UNIVERSE NOW.
294
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:28,002
IF THEY WANT ME TO DO
THAT MOVIE, I WANT $20 MILLION
295
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:31,198
AND A RESEARCH LIBRARY
BUILT IN MY NAME.
296
00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:34,371
DOESN'T MATTER WHAT KIND.
I GOT TO GO.
297
00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:36,381
PAUL RUDD.
298
00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:39,483
YOU'RE FADING WELL.
299
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:42,176
YOU GUYS GOT PAUL RUDD?
300
00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:44,119
WELL, COME ON.
HAVE YOU SEEN HIS MOVIES?
301
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:47,554
HE'S NATURALLY
DRAWN TO SHIT.
302
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:51,390
UH, I'LL TAKE
TWO AMERIKOENIGS -- ONE FOR ME
303
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:56,498
AND ONE FOR MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE'S
FAVORITE BABYSITTER.
304
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,033
I'LL HAVE A LARGE.
305
00:14:58,098 --> 00:14:59,598
I DON'T KNOW.
OUR LARGE IS PRETTY BIG.
306
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:03,066
CAN SOMEONE
HELP YOU CARRY IT?
307
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:05,136
I ASSURE YOU, I CAN CARRY IT.
OKAY, OKAY.
308
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:07,205
I-I JUST FIGURED
SINCE YOU CAN'T CARRY A FILM,
309
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:10,514
A 12-OUNCE COFFEE
MIGHT BE A PROBLEM.
310
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,577
I KID. I KID.
311
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:17,145
UH, HONESTLY, HONESTLY, I NEVER
THOUGHT I'D SEE YOU HERE.
312
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:18,647
IN FACT, I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D SEE YOU AGAIN
313
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:21,148
NOW THAT CHRIS PRATT
EXISTS.
314
00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:26,532
YOUR BARBS DON'T HURT ME.
315
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:30,033
I STOPPED BEING SELF-AWARE
IN 2012.
316
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:32,067
WHY DON'T YOU MAKE ME A COFFEE
AND FIND ME A SEAT?
317
00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:36,542
I'M EXHAUSTED FROM
CARRYING MY WALLET ALL DAY.
318
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,413
NO PROBLEM.
YOU WANT TO SIT, BIG GUY?
319
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:39,671
NO PROBLEM. HERE.
320
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:43,409
HEY, GUYS! CHARLIE KAUFMAN
IS ACROSS THE STREET,
321
00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:47,676
AND HE'S HAVING TROUBLE
THINKING OF SCREENPLAY IDEAS.
322
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:50,147
THERE YOU GO.
GO AHEAD.
323
00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:53,147
GO RIGHT THERE.
324
00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:56,260
SO, I GUESS
THIS IS REALLY THE END FOR ME.
325
00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,133
HEY, LOOK.
326
00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:00,261
[ SIGHS ]
I KNOW YOU'RE BLUE
327
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:05,227
THAT PEOPLE LIKE KOENIG'S
BUTT BEANS BETTER THAN YOURS.
328
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,198
SO I GOT YOU A GIFT.
329
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:09,067
A MARBLE?
330
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:11,396
NOT JUST ANY MARBLE --
331
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:15,611
THE ONE YOU FOUND
IN YOUR SHIT.
332
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:18,575
FROM THE FIRST TIME
I ATE THE BEANS?
333
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:21,675
YEAH.
MY VIRGIN BATCH.
334
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:26,048
AWW, TRIUMPH. I GUESS I DON'T
NEED A SHOP FULL OF FANS,
335
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,549
AS LONG AS I HAVE
YOUR FRIENDSHIP.
336
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,120
EXCUSE ME.
I-I'M SORRY.
337
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:31,159
MY -- MY YACHT EAR
IS ACTING UP,
338
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:33,194
SO I MIGHT NOT HAVE HEARD
CORRECTLY,
339
00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:36,260
BUT DID YOU SAY THAT MARBLE
HAS BEEN PASSED?
340
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,029
Triumph:
UH, NO, UH...
341
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:41,398
PASSED IS WHAT YOU SHOULD HAVE
DONE ON "DINNER FOR SCHMUCKS."
342
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:43,568
UH...
343
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:48,076
THIS MARBLE -- THIS MARBLE
HAS BEEN POOPED. POOPED.
344
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:50,041
I'LL GIVE YOU $500 FOR IT.
345
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:51,480
WHAT?!
346
00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,314
ARE YOU MAD?
347
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:56,350
CLEARLY, YOU'RE NOT WEALTHY
ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND,
348
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,286
BUT ALL
REALLY RICH PEOPLE KNOW
349
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:01,091
THAT ANY ITEM BECOMES
INFINITELY MORE VALUABLE
350
00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:04,224
ONCE IT'S BEEN PASSED
THROUGH THE INTESTINE.
351
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:07,191
EVERYTHING?
NOT JUST COFFEE BEANS?
352
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,060
EVERYTHING.
353
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:12,329
IN FACT, EACH ITEM OF CLOTHING
THAT I GAVE THIS BABYSITTER
354
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:14,169
TO TALK HER
INTO GETTING AN ABORTION
355
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:18,244
WAS SWALLOWED AND DEFECATED
BY MOROCCAN ARTISANS.
356
00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:20,535
MOROCCAN ARTISANS?
357
00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:22,537
MY GOODNESS.
358
00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:25,449
THIS FABRIC ON THIS.
359
00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:28,452
MY GOODNESS.
360
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,315
SUCH QUALITY.
361
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:33,553
AND IF INNARDS COULD DO THIS
TO THE CLOTHES --
362
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:37,090
BUT, TRIUMPH,
THAT MARBLE WAS A GIFT.
363
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:38,557
YOU'RE RIGHT.
364
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:42,555
SORRY, RUDD, BUT SOME THINGS
ARE WORTH MORE THAN MONEY.
365
00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:44,659
WHAT IF I SWALLOWED IT?
366
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,501
HEY, YOU KNOW,
367
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:50,266
YOU WRITE SONGS THAT SOUND LIKE
SOMETHING I SHOULD LIKE.
368
00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:51,297
$10,000.
369
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:53,441
$10,000?!
370
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:54,566
HERE YOU GO.
371
00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,641
EAT IT, POOP IT, COME BACK.
372
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:59,179
TRIUMPH!
SORRY, MAN.
373
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:02,646
ME AND THAT SICKLY EUROPEAN
PRINCE HAVE A FORTUNE TO MAKE.
374
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:06,085
* DO-DOODLEY-A-BAP-OH
375
00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:07,593
HI.
376
00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:10,864
YOU'VE ENJOYED OUR COFFEE THAT
HAS COME OUT OF EZRA KOENIG.
377
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,533
NOW WE INVITE YOU
TO ENJOY MORE.
378
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,703
ACTION FIGURES,
NOVELTY KEY CHAINS,
379
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:20,133
GIFT CARDS,
AND THIS ONE SPORK.
380
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,300
THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
381
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:24,368
AND VISIT
OUR USED-CAR LOT, TOO.
382
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:28,337
Triumph: WHEN IS AN ECONOMY CAR
NOT AN ECONOMY CAR?
383
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:31,238
WHEN IT HAS BEEN PASSED,
PIECE BY PIECE,
384
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:34,881
THROUGH THE BUTT LIPS OF
AN ENDANGERED AFRICAN ELEPHANT.
385
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,217
[ ELEPHANT TRUMPETS ]
386
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:40,294
THE 1995 BUICK CENTURY --
387
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:44,293
LUXURY JUST GOT
A WHOLE NEW SMELL.
388
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:46,187
* DO-DOODLEY-A-BAP-OH
389
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:49,529
I'M SORRY, CUBA GOODING JR.,
BUT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
390
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:51,456
EZRA KOENIG
JUST DOESN'T HAVE TIME
391
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:54,171
TO SWALLOW EVERY COPY
OF "SNOW DOGS."
392
00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:58,474
YOU!
393
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,538
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.
394
00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:03,177
WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
395
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:05,413
WELL, THIS NOTE
THAT JACK LEFT.
396
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,317
"I REALIZE I'M WORTHLESS,
397
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:14,192
SO I'VE GONE TO DO THE ONLY
THING I KNOW WILL CHANGE THAT."
398
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:15,564
OH, NO!
399
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:18,332
HE'S GOING TO DO
SOMETHING HORRIBLE TO HIMSELF.
400
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:20,261
OH, GOOD LORD.
401
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:21,427
HE'S GOING TO WATCH
402
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:25,874
AN ORIGINAL SHOW
ON AMAZON PRIME.
403
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:28,302
NO!
BUT ALMOST AS BAD.
404
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:32,674
JACK!
405
00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:35,239
DON'T DO IT!
STOP!
406
00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:37,478
[ ELEPHANT TRUMPETS ]
407
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,583
JACK!
408
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,949
JACK, NO. PLEASE.
409
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,947
JACK, DON'T DO IT.
410
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:50,389
WHY NOT?
I'M NOT GOOD AT ANYTHING.
411
00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:52,727
NOBODY WANTS ME.
412
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:56,562
I'M AS WORTHLESS
AS UN-POOPED BUICK.
413
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,469
BUT IF I PASS THROUGH
THIS ELEPHANT,
414
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,471
AT LEAST I'LL BE WORTH
SOMETHING.
415
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,403
JACK, LISTEN TO ME.
416
00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:05,639
I KNOW IT WAS GREAT WHEN
EVERYBODY LOVED YOUR COFFEE,
417
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:08,905
BUT YOU GOT SO FOCUSED
ON THE CRAP INSIDE YOU,
418
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:11,635
THAT YOU FORGOT
WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT --
419
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:16,521
THE CRAP INSIDE YOU.
420
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,893
NOW, THAT IS
CONFUSINGLY PHRASED.
421
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,551
BUT IT'S TRUE.
422
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,490
NOW, COME ON DOWN.
423
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:26,455
AND LET ME GET A BIG WHIFF
OF MY FAVORITE CRAP.
424
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:29,596
[ CHUCKLES ]
YEAH.
425
00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:31,462
[ ELEPHANT TRUMPETS ]
AAH!
426
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:33,301
NO!
427
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:34,626
NO!
428
00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:37,341
NO-O-O-O!
429
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,914
GET ME OUT OF HERE!
OH, MY.
430
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:42,342
DON'T WORRY, JACK.
DON'T WORRY.
431
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:43,979
I'VE KEPT THIS ON ME
432
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:47,953
EVER SINCE THE COURT SAID
I COULDN'T LEGALLY CARRY MACE.
433
00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:52,594
IT'S JUNE'S LINGERIE SHOOT
FROM AARP MAGAZINE.
434
00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:55,322
HERE IT IS, ELEPHANT!
LOOK AT THAT!
435
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:58,428
[ ELEPHANT RETCHES ]
436
00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:00,991
YES! YES!
437
00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:05,701
YOU SAVED ME.
438
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,565
WELL, ME
AND JUNE'S MUFFIN TOPS.
439
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:14,470
NOW LET'S GO WIPE YOU OFF
WITH JUNE'S GOOD TOWELS, BUDDY.
440
00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:16,611
[ ELEPHANT TRUMPETS ]
441
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:18,976
[ ELEPHANT FARTS, TRUMPETS ]
442
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:32,960
[ SIGHS ]
443
00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:35,455
I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS.
444
00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:38,628
AND ONCE I FIND A BLUE WHALE,
I'LL FEEL LIKE A BILLION.
445
00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:41,028
BRUCE, DAFFODIL, LET'S ROLL.
446
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:43,040
[ SHOES SQUISHING ]
447
00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:49,606
I'M NOT UPSET.
I-I-I'M NOT JEALOUS.
448
00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:52,646
OH, WELL, ME, NEITHER.
[ CHUCKLES ]
449
00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:54,712
OKAY, I'M A LITTLE JEALOUS
OF THE ELEPHANT.
450
00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:56,951
* BA-DA-BA-DA-BA-DA, OH
451
00:21:57,016 --> 00:22:00,416
* BOP-BA-DEE
452
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:01,547
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?
453
00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:03,461
I -- NOT GOOD.
454
00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:05,933
FIRST PERSON
WHO HASN'T LIKED IT.
455
00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:08,602
NO, IT'S TOTALLY FINE.
456
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,001
YOU TWEE,
INSUFFERABLE FUCK.
457
00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:12,603
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW
GOOD COFFEE
458
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:15,095
IF IT WAS FUNNELED
STRAIGHT INTO YOUR ASSHOLE.
459
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,537
[ LAUGHS ]
460
00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:18,443
I'M SORRY
IT DOESN'T HAVE A PIXIE CUT
461
00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:20,505
AND YOUR DICK
IN ITS MOUTH.
462
00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:23,613
HOPE NEXT TIME YOU'RE RIDING
YOUR FIXIE AROUND THE RESERVOIR,
463
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,036
A TRUCK HITS YOU,
464
00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:27,751
YOU STUPID FUCKING MUMFORD
SON OF A BITCH.
465
00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:29,484
[ LAUGHS ]
32625
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.