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(uptempo music)
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- All right?
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- Yeah.
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Good.
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- Good.
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(horn honks)
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- Oh, for fuck's sake.
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- Is he seriously here again, Cass?
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I mean, what the fuck?
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Doesn't he ever bother you at home?
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- All the time.
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I mean, why do you
think I stay here a lot?
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(horn honks)
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- 'Cause you hate your
family and you can't
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be asked if you're going home?
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- Well, yeah, there's that,
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but at least here I can
pretend I'm working.
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- You're not working today?
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- Nope.
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- Fuck.
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- What's that supposed to mean?
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- Means you're gonna bother
me all day, doesn't it?
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- No.
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'Course I won't.
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(horn honking)
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Ah, fucking hell.
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Oh, you little prick.
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He wants to honk that horn
at me again, does he, right?
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How many times, how many
times have I told you?
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You're gonna get me fired.
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You hear that, fired!
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- Hey shorty, how's it going?
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- Why are you here?
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- Well, I spoke to your mums.
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She says come and pick you up.
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- Oh yeah?
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What else she saying?
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- She made a fruitcake.
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- Really?
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- Yeah.
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- With raisins?
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- With raisins.
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- Typical, she knows I
fucking hate raisins.
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- All I know is she said,
"Oh, I haven't seen her
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in about a month, go and pick her up."
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- Yeah, well, I just worked
late last night is all,
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and there was a spare room free.
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- Oh, you should have told me.
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I'd have come over.
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- Have you come all this
way to tell me that?
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- Oh, look.
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I don't wanna be fighting
all the time, woman.
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(breathing heavily)
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- Look, you know how
much I want to get into
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dog talking school.
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You know how much it means to me.
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Why are you fighting it?
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- 'Cause then if you get accepted,
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you'll move to London, isn't it?
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- Yeah?
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- Yeah, I hate London.
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It's full of smelly people and people
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who know what they want.
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And if you're here, I can be
making out with you and things.
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- Well, that's all very
romantic and everything
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but we've only been dating
for like, four months.
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I mean, it's hardly something
to get too caught up by.
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Plus, look at this.
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You can go out.
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Hit up some chicks, make them do all kinds
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of chicken broth to you and things.
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Not like little old me who just stays here
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all the time and works here all the time.
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It's the most boring person in the world.
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Oh, come on.
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You need crazy, yeah?
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Yeah, sometime to be like,
hey let's go to France
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and you're like, no I
don't wanna do France
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and then they're like, no, no,
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we should definitely go to France
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and then when you ask
why they're all like,
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oh, I dunno, should we
like adventure and things?
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Do you hear what I'm saying?
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- I can't work out if you're
asking me to go to France
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or breaking up with me.
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- You got all of that from that?
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- I gotta decode
everything you say, woman.
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- Oh, well that's nice of you, yeah.
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Just insult me but then tell
you still wanna be together.
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- This is crazy.
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- Crazy?
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No, no, no.
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Did you not just hear a word I said?
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Yeah, I'm sane.
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You see, I am going to dog talking school.
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Not France, I am going
to London, not Paris.
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I don't need all this shit that
you bring up on my doorstep.
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- Fine!
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- Fine!
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You piece of shit, fuck.
- Right.
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Yeah!
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Oh, I should've slammed that
from the inside, really.
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That was silly.
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- What happened?
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- Another argument.
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- Well done.
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- Thanks.
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I think it's over.
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- Did you even like
him in the first place?
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- Eh, not particularly.
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I mean, I think I just
liked having him around.
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- Like a labrador.
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- Precisely.
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He's a labrador.
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- Hi, do you know if they
found my replacement yet?
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My cousin Tina's looking for a job.
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- Afraid not, sorry.
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- Thanks.
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- Uh, are we not looking for staff?
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I'm sure we were.
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- I'm not having another
hen in this hound.
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We rule this place.
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We're the dressing.
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- What?
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- You heard me.
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- No, you're gonna have
to explain on that one.
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- Well, I mean, it's like...
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Okay, so imagine this restaurant
as huge plate of salad.
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- (chuckles) What? Never
filling? Boring? Green?
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- Shut up a sec.
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- Perfect on the side of something else.
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- Cass!
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Well, you've got chef who's the leaves.
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George is the croutons.
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- Oh, love a crouton.
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- Captain and Dave are the seasoning.
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- Why aren't we the seasoning?
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- Ugh, shut up.
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The new caprise is the
fancy garnish you take off
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before you eat it.
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Because, let's face it, what's the point?
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- Mm, valid.
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- Leaving me and you
as the salad dressing.
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We're the reason people eat the salad.
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We're the reason the
salad tastes so damn good.
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(chuckles)
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- What, and you can't
have more than two people
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as the salad dressing?
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- Of course you can, don't be crazy.
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- Hm.
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Hang on, wait up!
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- Did you not get the hint
when I left the conversation
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and came into a quiet room
that I needed time to study?
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- Do you think I've made a mistake?
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- Cass, seriously.
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I have the politics exam in three days.
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- Yeah, you're right, you're right.
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I should give this whole
separation type thing a go.
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You know, he might enjoy it.
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He might move on.
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- You said you dumped him.
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- Yeah.
Yeah, I did.
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- So, why would you see how things go?
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Surely this is it, move on and shit.
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- Mh, yeah you're right.
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Whatcha doing?
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- Well, I took the day off to study
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and I brought my shit here because mom's
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precious little monster is
screaming the place down.
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So, I kind of need some peace and quiet.
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- Ah.
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What are you studying?
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- Politics.
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Like I said about a minute ago.
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- Huh, do you want a hand?
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- No.
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- Okay, bye.
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(cell phone ringing)
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Hello?
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(ringing continues)
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Hello?
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Oh, fuck.
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(ringing continues)
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Hello?
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- Hi, is this Cassandra?
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- It is, who's this?
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- I'm calling from Pain
in the Ass UPI Claims.
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How are you today?
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- How am I feeling?
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Well, I'm actually quite
stressed out at the moment.
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You see, I've been dating this
guy for a few months right?
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But, he's been a bit of a dick.
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Keeps just turning up and being all needy.
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You see, I'm waiting to
hear back from Deedar.
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It's this dog talking school up in London,
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but this boy is so adamant
that I'm not gonna get in
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and that I've got to
stay here in nowhere land
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and never fulfil my dreams.
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It's like yeah, what the fuck?
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I mean, what do you think?
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- Well, I
- Cause at the end of the day,
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If he doesn't understand,
then he doesn't understand.
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It's just like, why doesn't he get it?
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You know, I let him train and work hard
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as a tree surgeon didn't I?
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I accepted that he was into medicine.
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Why can't he do the same for me?
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(sighs) and what's worse is
I really think I fancy him.
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Well, duh. Of course I do.
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Otherwise I wouldn't
be dating him, would I?
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He is well fit which is so frustrating.
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If I didn't think he was fit
then I be in a relationship
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where I don't even fancy the other guy.
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I mean, what do they even call that?
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- Marriage.
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- Exactly.
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And I'm not married.
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So therefore, ergo, do to do,
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I've got to break up with him.
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Unless I already have.
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Oh my God, I think I've
broken up with him.
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So yeah, that's good.
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Yeah, no, I'm happy about that.
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I've just got to move on.
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- So, have you had any--
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- And I know what your thinking, yeah.
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Now that I'm single it gives that Reed
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or whatever his name is a shot.
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But, I think I need to
be on my own for a bit.
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I need to really find myself.
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Figure out what I want
from life, you know?
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Otherwise, I'm just
searching and searching
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for something that doesn't even exist.
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I mean, what do you recon?
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(dial tone)
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Ugh, rude bastard.
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- Cassandra, I'm sorry.
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- Bug off.
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- I can change.
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Fine.
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Well you're giving up on all of this.
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- What is with all the noise?
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- Well, he's officially gone now.
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- Thank fuck for that.
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He's a fucking idiot and you're an idiot.
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It's best that you don't breed.
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- Thanks.
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- You're welcome.
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- But, how am I gonna move on now?
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- Right, okay.
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If this will end it once and for all,
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then I know what we can do.
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- Yeah, go on.
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- Grab all the shit you've got of his.
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- What, my box?
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(rap music plays)
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(gun fires)
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(breathing heavily)
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- The gun was a bit excessive.
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- Yeah, I don't even
know what came over me.
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- Where'd you get a gun from?
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- I'm not entirely sure.
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Huh.
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- You do realise we've got to
tidy up this shit now, right?
267
00:14:45,660 --> 00:14:47,120
- Yeah.
268
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,380
Yeah, that sucks.
269
00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:57,450
- Oh my God, Corby's in this photo.
270
00:14:57,450 --> 00:14:58,600
Remember Corby?
271
00:14:58,604 --> 00:15:00,754
- (laughs) Yes, didn't he get
fired for grabbing your bum?
272
00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:01,710
- Yes.
273
00:15:01,710 --> 00:15:02,780
Yes he did.
274
00:15:02,780 --> 00:15:03,920
After I slapped him.
275
00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:06,720
- Yeah, and then he went
out with that Sandra.
276
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:09,190
Ugh, she got thin so quick.
277
00:15:09,192 --> 00:15:10,442
I always wanted her diet.
278
00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:12,620
- She was anorexic.
279
00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:15,370
- Oh.
280
00:15:17,270 --> 00:15:18,100
Fuck this.
281
00:15:20,786 --> 00:15:21,616
So, come on.
282
00:15:21,619 --> 00:15:23,059
What's your plan for the rest of the day?
283
00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:24,370
- Well I'm going back to studying.
284
00:15:24,370 --> 00:15:26,660
So, you could do whatever
the fuck you want.
285
00:15:26,655 --> 00:15:27,485
- Huh.
286
00:15:27,488 --> 00:15:29,098
- I saw chef's dog roaming before.
287
00:15:29,103 --> 00:15:29,943
- Yeah?
288
00:15:29,936 --> 00:15:31,946
- Maybe you should--
- Talk to each other.
289
00:15:31,950 --> 00:15:34,600
You know, we can at least
try and talk to each other.
290
00:15:35,510 --> 00:15:36,900
Okay, so I've got to do
what the books tell me.
291
00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:39,910
I've got to stay calm,
collected, and annunciate
292
00:15:39,910 --> 00:15:41,200
every word.
293
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:42,960
Okay? Okay.
294
00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:46,963
(takes a deep breath)
295
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:50,020
My name is Cassandra.
296
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:54,410
What is your name?
297
00:15:58,156 --> 00:16:00,656
(dog panting)
298
00:16:02,935 --> 00:16:04,435
What is your name?
299
00:16:06,870 --> 00:16:09,740
What...is...your name?
300
00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:14,370
What is your name?
301
00:16:15,870 --> 00:16:16,820
Oh my fucking God.
302
00:16:19,790 --> 00:16:21,340
He won't even tell me his name.
303
00:16:22,466 --> 00:16:24,696
- That's okay, I was
finished studying anyways.
304
00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:25,600
- I mean, I don't understand.
305
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:28,240
I've done everything that
the book told me to do.
306
00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:31,180
I remained focused, I kept
calm, equalised my ears,
307
00:16:31,180 --> 00:16:33,020
and he still won't tell
me his fucking name.
308
00:16:33,020 --> 00:16:35,540
- Yeah, but you know his name, it's Max.
309
00:16:35,540 --> 00:16:37,600
- Yeah, but I know that you know my name,
310
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,750
but if you asked me I'd still tell you.
311
00:16:39,746 --> 00:16:40,806
- But he's a dog, Cass.
312
00:16:40,810 --> 00:16:42,520
They do things differently.
313
00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:44,290
- What, so you think I should find a dog
314
00:16:44,290 --> 00:16:47,060
that knows I don't know their
name and then they tell me?
315
00:16:47,060 --> 00:16:48,910
- Yeah, or ask Max a
question he doesn't know
316
00:16:48,910 --> 00:16:51,280
you know the answer to.
317
00:16:51,284 --> 00:16:53,964
- Ah. Interesting.
318
00:16:54,990 --> 00:16:55,940
- Now, can you go?
319
00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:59,800
- Hopefully, at school
they'll teach me how to
320
00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:02,100
ask questions that they
know I know, you know?
321
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:05,210
- Whatever gets you to leave the room.
322
00:17:06,295 --> 00:17:07,295
- Okay, bye!
323
00:17:16,234 --> 00:17:19,274
Ugh, fucking hell, look who's back!
324
00:17:19,267 --> 00:17:20,587
- Oh, don't mind us.
325
00:17:20,590 --> 00:17:23,590
Yeah, we're just here for the
old wetting of the whistle
326
00:17:23,590 --> 00:17:24,590
then we'll be going.
327
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:26,600
- Well, that was quick.
328
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:28,400
- Well, you know me. (chuckles)
329
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,190
- Yeah, quick.
330
00:17:30,190 --> 00:17:31,570
A little too quick.
331
00:17:31,570 --> 00:17:32,690
- Ha Ha, funny.
332
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:35,940
Anyways, this is--
- Dizzy, I'm Dizzy.
333
00:17:35,940 --> 00:17:37,720
- Oh, is that your actual name is that?
334
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,754
- Yeah, I just told you that.
335
00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:41,580
- This is Dizzy.
336
00:17:41,583 --> 00:17:43,723
- So, your point is?
337
00:17:44,575 --> 00:17:46,715
- That we are here for a drink.
338
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:48,920
- Oh, no shit Sherlock, you're in a pub.
339
00:17:48,924 --> 00:17:50,904
- Yeah, well you know
what I drink so chop chop.
340
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:52,620
- We don't serve WKD Blues.
341
00:17:52,620 --> 00:17:53,770
- I'll have a Guinness.
342
00:17:55,690 --> 00:17:58,990
- How about one of our new bitters?
343
00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:00,090
- Yeah, fine whatever.
344
00:18:04,660 --> 00:18:07,060
- Oh, I love your coat by the way.
345
00:18:07,060 --> 00:18:07,890
Where'd you get it?
346
00:18:07,893 --> 00:18:09,283
- Oh, Portabella Market.
347
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:10,110
- No way?
348
00:18:10,113 --> 00:18:11,733
- Yeah, it wasn't expensive either.
349
00:18:11,730 --> 00:18:14,010
- Oh my God, when are you next going?
350
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:16,580
- Well, I was thinking about
going next Saturday actually.
351
00:18:16,577 --> 00:18:18,077
Do you want to come?
352
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,060
- Yes! I need some new threads.
353
00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:21,195
- Oh, come on!
354
00:18:21,204 --> 00:18:22,044
- What?
355
00:18:22,952 --> 00:18:24,162
- You're supposed to hate her.
356
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:26,160
- We both know what you're trying to do.
357
00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:28,280
At least I get a free drink out of it
358
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:31,040
and now a new market scavenging buddy.
359
00:18:31,036 --> 00:18:31,866
- Ugh.
360
00:18:31,869 --> 00:18:34,679
- So, come on, where did
you two lovebirds meet?
361
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:37,980
- Well, she saw me down
at the shops and was like,
362
00:18:37,977 --> 00:18:41,627
"Oh, he's so fit, definitely
having some of that action."
363
00:18:41,630 --> 00:18:43,910
She was like, "He's so hot I
can't even control myself."
364
00:18:43,910 --> 00:18:46,040
- Where does anyone meet these days?
365
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:46,910
- Tinder.
366
00:18:46,910 --> 00:18:51,910
- Ah, she was like, "Aye, I
want a slice of that salami."
367
00:18:53,510 --> 00:18:56,020
- Sadly, although it
seems to be filled with--
368
00:18:56,023 --> 00:18:56,863
- Dickheads?
369
00:18:56,856 --> 00:18:57,686
- Obviously.
370
00:18:57,689 --> 00:18:58,799
- Yeah, I feel your pain.
371
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,470
- Oh, he says he's a lawyer
but I'm guessing he's lying.
372
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,554
- Oh, she was like, "Yeah"
and then I was like,
373
00:19:03,547 --> 00:19:06,467
"Yeah, and you want
the pepperoni too, eh?"
374
00:19:06,470 --> 00:19:08,280
- No, no, not a lawyer.
375
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,280
But he is in medicine.
376
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:12,590
- Oh, I'm guessing tree surgeon?
377
00:19:12,590 --> 00:19:13,430
- Correct.
378
00:19:14,314 --> 00:19:16,674
- And then I was like...
379
00:19:16,671 --> 00:19:18,921
- Do you know what, what
are you even talking about?
380
00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:22,240
- Oh, for cocks sake Cass,
why aren't you jealous?
381
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:23,600
- Am I supposed to be?
382
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:27,630
- Yes, we had four months
together of wicked beu time
383
00:19:27,630 --> 00:19:30,350
and now you're acting
like you just don't care?
384
00:19:30,350 --> 00:19:33,780
- Right, listen, I'm not gonna lie to you.
385
00:19:33,775 --> 00:19:35,055
I though I liked you.
386
00:19:35,055 --> 00:19:36,495
I thought you were fit
and I thought I liked you
387
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:40,560
but it turns out that I just
liked having you around.
388
00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:41,660
- Oh, like a labrador?
389
00:19:42,810 --> 00:19:44,940
- Yes, exactly.
390
00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:46,835
- Oh, come on, you like me.
391
00:19:46,843 --> 00:19:49,813
- Do you know what, believe what you want.
392
00:19:49,807 --> 00:19:51,877
- Sal, Sal, tell her she liked me.
393
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:54,410
- I seriously don't care, I
just came in for some water.
394
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:55,240
- Thank you.
395
00:19:55,243 --> 00:19:57,613
- Come on, tell her our
time together was magical.
396
00:19:57,610 --> 00:19:59,210
It was like being in Disneyland.
397
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,940
- Oh my God, will you
just go and eat a dick?
398
00:20:04,002 --> 00:20:04,842
- What?
399
00:20:04,835 --> 00:20:06,495
- Stop being so moan-y?
400
00:20:07,460 --> 00:20:09,030
Why do people have to
talk about their feelings
401
00:20:09,034 --> 00:20:10,514
all the time?
402
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,290
Moan about this, moan about that.
403
00:20:12,290 --> 00:20:15,480
I'm worries, I'm anxious,
I'm sensitive, I'm scared,
404
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:18,250
grow a fucking pair of fucking balls.
405
00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:22,760
Stop being so addicted to social media,
406
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:25,400
stop crying every time
you don't get 1,000 likes,
407
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,760
stop looking at models
thinking that could be you,
408
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:30,560
grow the fuck up and get on with life.
409
00:20:32,110 --> 00:20:35,020
Dude, she doesn't like you.
410
00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:36,260
She never did.
411
00:20:36,260 --> 00:20:38,460
Yes, you're fit but the only
reason she went out with you
412
00:20:38,460 --> 00:20:40,700
is because she was bored.
413
00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:42,100
When really all she
could've done was taken
414
00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:45,490
chef's dog for a walk because
that's all you are mate.
415
00:20:45,490 --> 00:20:47,570
A fucking labrador.
416
00:20:47,573 --> 00:20:48,993
- What, laradors?
417
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:54,430
- And Cass, stop wondering if
you've made a mistake or not.
418
00:20:54,430 --> 00:20:55,640
You didn't.
419
00:20:55,640 --> 00:21:00,220
Stop worrying about being lonely, move on.
420
00:21:00,220 --> 00:21:02,000
You're hopefully going
to London in the new year
421
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,220
so focus on that.
422
00:21:03,222 --> 00:21:04,802
There's gonna be loads of
new and exciting people
423
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,090
you can be mental to.
424
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:08,890
Don't be scared, embrace the change.
425
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:13,040
Jesus Christ, why are people
such little bitches these days?
426
00:21:23,952 --> 00:21:26,242
- Right, well after that clear revelation.
427
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:27,810
Oh, I'll call you about Saturday.
428
00:21:27,810 --> 00:21:29,600
- Yeah, just call the Pub phone.
429
00:21:29,597 --> 00:21:32,047
- No, no, no, no, no, we're staying.
430
00:21:32,050 --> 00:21:33,050
- You're an idiot.
431
00:21:34,207 --> 00:21:37,237
- Do you see what you've done now, yeah?
432
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:39,140
- Yeah, fine, we're going.
433
00:21:39,140 --> 00:21:41,820
- Oh yeah, because you
definitely made that decision
434
00:21:41,815 --> 00:21:42,725
didn't you?
435
00:21:44,793 --> 00:21:46,043
- Dizzy? Dizzy?
436
00:21:50,703 --> 00:21:54,583
- (mocking voice) Dizzy! Dizzy!
437
00:21:54,575 --> 00:21:55,405
Shit.
438
00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:57,623
Ugh!
439
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,820
What's tickled your tiger?
440
00:22:08,820 --> 00:22:10,960
- Cass, I'm trying to tell you I love you,
441
00:22:10,957 --> 00:22:14,707
you're like a sister to me,
but I'm trying to study.
442
00:22:14,710 --> 00:22:16,130
Believe it or not I don't want to be here
443
00:22:16,130 --> 00:22:19,370
for the rest of my life and I
want to get in first at uni.
444
00:22:19,370 --> 00:22:20,790
When I came in for some moral support,
445
00:22:20,790 --> 00:22:23,880
you still ranted on about
the same shit as earlier.
446
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:26,530
We did the cleanse, cleansed your soul.
447
00:22:26,530 --> 00:22:27,430
Let it be dead.
448
00:22:30,270 --> 00:22:31,570
- Oh my God, you're right.
449
00:22:32,732 --> 00:22:34,952
You're right, I've been
a shit friend to you.
450
00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:36,574
Look, don't worry,
451
00:22:36,570 --> 00:22:39,220
I am gonna be there for
you like you were for me.
452
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:41,190
- Please let me do this.
453
00:22:41,190 --> 00:22:42,020
- Okay.
454
00:22:49,964 --> 00:22:52,884
(rhythmic tapping)
455
00:23:02,430 --> 00:23:03,600
- What the fuck?
456
00:23:03,604 --> 00:23:04,444
- What?
457
00:23:04,437 --> 00:23:05,457
- You're being annoying.
458
00:23:05,460 --> 00:23:06,490
- In a cute way, no?
459
00:23:06,487 --> 00:23:07,757
- No, not in a cute way!
460
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:09,930
In an annoying, irritating,
I'm gonna stab you
461
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:12,140
in the eye with this highlighter annoying.
462
00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:13,640
- Oh my God, that is annoying.
463
00:23:14,950 --> 00:23:16,710
I'm sorry, alright, I'm sorry.
464
00:23:19,063 --> 00:23:21,063
(sighs)
465
00:23:30,404 --> 00:23:32,584
Have you ever thought about
having sex with a giraffe?
466
00:23:32,580 --> 00:23:33,850
- Get the fuck out!
467
00:23:33,852 --> 00:23:35,942
- Alright, alright, just calm down.
468
00:23:35,940 --> 00:23:37,300
Calm down, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
469
00:23:39,911 --> 00:23:42,331
Now, come on, you should be studying.
470
00:23:54,172 --> 00:23:57,262
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