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O'Brian:
TONIGHT ON "HOT PACKAGE"...
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Beckles: OUCH!
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WHAT TO DO IF HOLLYWOOD
GOES ON STRIKE
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AND THE UNTHINKABLE
BECOMES A THINKABLE REALITY?
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IS YOUR FAMILY PREPARED?
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GLORY HOLE!
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KID FAV CHRISTIAN
THE NON-DENOMINATIONAL DONUT
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IS BACK.
HI, KIDS. IT'S ME!
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AND WE MEET THE MAN
BEHIND THE GLAZE.
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DISH DELISH.
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JEFF DEAN TURNER
DISHES UP A...
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THE GOSSIP IS BOILIN' OVER.
[ WATER BUBBLES ]
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O'Brian: THEN...
IT'S MY "P.O.B. P.O.V."
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ONLY "HP" HAS ANOTHER
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VIVACIOUS VACATION
VIDEO-DIARY ENTRY FROM PAT.
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THEN THIS...
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WHAT'S UP?
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ARE YOU HOLDING?
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HOPE YOU GOT YOUR "GRAM"
FOR THIS WEEKEND.
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BECAUSE "HOLOGRAM MAN" TICKETS
ARE SOLD OUT.
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YOU ASKED FOR IT,
LADIES.
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Both:
THE PECtacular "HP" BUFF BOYZ...
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ARE BACK.
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THEN...
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IT'S MARK'S LAST DAY.
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WE SEND HIM OFF "HP" STYLE.
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ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GET INSIDE.
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STOP AFTER BARS. I WANT A CLEAN
ROLL ON THE OPENING.
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O'Brian:
YOU'RE WATCHING "HOT PACKAGE,"
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THE BEST AND ONLY IN CURRENT
ENTERTAINMENT NEWS PROGRAMMING.
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WELCOME BACK TO "HOT PACKAGE,"
NORTH AMERICA.
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I'M DERRICK BECKLES.
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AND I'M MARK McGRATH
IN FOR PAT O'BRIEN,
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WHO'S IN
DEEP VACATION MODE.
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I'M ANASTASIA ROARK
IN THE "HP" BIZ PIT.
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[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
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D., IT'S BEEN ALL BLUE JEANS
AND ROCK 'N' ROLL
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REPORTING THE BIZ
WITH YOU THIS WEEK, MY FRIEND.
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GREAT MEMORIES.
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TEE-HEE!
I'M SUCH A HUGE FAN.
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I'D DIE FOR YOU.
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THANK YOU, CHRIS.
LIKEWISE, MY FRIEND.
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I GOT TO TELL YOU,
WE WERE JOKING AROUND BACKSTAGE,
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SAYING YOUR NICKNAME
SHOULD BE "SPIKE"
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BECAUSE THERE WAS A SPIKE
IN THE RATINGS THIS WEEK.
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YOU ARE TOO KIND, MY FRIEND,
BUT I'LL TAKE IT.
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[ CHUCKLES ] ANYWAYS...
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WHAT A WEEK IT'S BEEN FOR YOU
TO FILL IN FOR PAT.
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SO MUCH HAS GONE DOWN.
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AND HOW, BIG D.
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WE ARE IN DAY 12
OF "FED UP."
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A HOLLYWOOD STRIKE
IS IMMINENT,
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AND THE PUBLIC
IS IN PANIC MODE.
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TOO VERY TRUE.
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AND HOLLYWOOD
IS HOLDING OUT,
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CALLING FOR "BETTER REVIEWS,"
"PACKED THEATERS,"
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AND "COMPLETE CELEBRITY
RESPECT," OR CCR.
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AND WHAT'S AT STAKE?
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WELL, SIMPLY PUT --
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TELEVISION SIRLOIN.
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IF HOLLYWOOD GOES ON STRIKE...
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[ PEOPLE WHOOPING, CHEERING ]
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...WE COULD LOSE THIS SHOW...
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...DEFINITELY
COULD LOSE THIS SHOW...
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LEAVE ME ALONE!
OHH!
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...AND WE COULD LOSE THIS SHOW,
TOO...
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[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
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...AND THIS SHOW,
AMERICA'S FAVORITE
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TEEN-DISCIPLINE REALITY SERIES
WOULD BE GONE.
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THINK ABOUT IT.
THAT'S WHAT'S AT STEAK.
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SO TRUE.
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AND OF COURSE, THERE'S
THE "HOLOGRAM MAN" PREMIERE
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OPENING THIS WEEKEND.
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SPEAKING OF "HOLOGRAM MAN,"
WE GOT A SNEAK PEEK
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AT THE PREMIERE LAST NIGHT,
AND "HOLY GRAM"!
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WHEW!
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ELECTRIFYING.
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LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
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IT'S A "HOT PACKAGE"
SNEAK PEEK.
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WHAT'S UP?
Beckles: WHAT'S UP INDEED?!
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[ Deep voice ] I LIKE THIS.
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"HOLOGRAM MAN" IS HERE,
AND YOU ARE GONNA SHIT YOURSELF.
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YES.
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Beckles: IT HAS EVERYTHING
FROM SOUPED-UP FACE PEELS
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TO HOT HOLOGRAM BODS,
PLUS...
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Man: I ACCESSED YOUR DISC
AND ACTIVATED
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YOUR HELICAL-CONSCIOUSNESS
PROGRAM.
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...TONS OF SCIENCE...
YOU OKAY?
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YOU TELL ME.
...AND TONS OF DEFIANCE.
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SHIT!
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HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR FIRST DAY
ON THE JOB, DECODA?
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ALSO, A SURPRISE ENDING
WHEN ROOKIE COP KURT DECODA
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BECOMES A HOLOGRAM, TOO,
AND KILLS THE HOLOGRAM BAD GUY.
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IT'S AMAZING.
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SLASH IS GONNA ATTACK
THE GOVERNOR TODAY.
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I DON'T KNOW WHERE.
SHIT.
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AND IF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH,
THEY EVEN KILL A GOVERNOR.
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PUT THIS ON YOUR TO-VIEW LIST.
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MOSES!
MOSES INDEED.
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WHEW!
YOU KNOW,
WHEN MY TIME COMES,
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I DON'T THINK I'D MIND
BEING A HOLOGRAM.
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THAT MAKES ONE OF US,
MY FRIEND.
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'CAUSE IF I WAS A HOLOGRAM,
I'D BE IN HELL.
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YOU MEAN IN HELLO-GRAM.
AW. GOOD ONE.
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DULY NOTED.
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I DON'T THINK I'D MIND
BEING A HOLOGRAM.
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I'D BE IN HELL.
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A HOLOGRAM
WHEN YOU DIE?
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LET US KNOW.
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Roark: COMING UP, WE MEET
THE MAN BEHIND THE GLAZE.
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AND NOW, WHAT TO DO
IF HOLLYWOOD GOES ON STRIKE?
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IS YOUR FAMILY READY?
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Man: PEOPLE ARE GONNA BEGIN
SCREAMING AND YELLING.
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A LOT OF PEOPLE
ARE GONNA GET UP, PANIC,
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AND START RUNNING
IN ALL DIRECTIONS.
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RESIST THIS URGE TO JOIN THEM
AND STAY WHERE YOU ARE,
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MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS CLEAR...
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
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...AND THEN GET DOWN LOW
IF YOU DETERMINE...
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[ ALARM BLARING ]
GUYS, WHAT DO WE GOT?
WHAT DO WE GOT?
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DERRICK, IT LOOKS LIKE HOLLYWOOD
HAS OFFICIALLY GONE --
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Turner:
IT'S THE BIG ONE.
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CONFIRMED BY JEFF DEAN TURNER,
HOLLYWOOD ON STRIKE.
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AND THIS CAME -- IT SAYS,
"ENJOY THE 'P.O.B. P.O.V.'"
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O'Brian:
IT'S MY "P.O.B. P.O.V."
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SOME CLASSIC PAT
TO EASE THE TENSION.
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I CANNOT WAIT.
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[ ALL SCREAMING ]
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PAT!
[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]
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ANYBODY CALLED THE COPS?
Man: THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY.
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[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]
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MAYHEM.
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HE'S GOT A MANIFESTO,
DERRICK.
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AAH!
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SHIT!
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YEAH, HEY, MAN, HEY.
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IT'S COOL, RIGHT?
WE'RE ALL FRIENDS.
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WE'RE ALL
FROM HOLLYWOOD.
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"WE ARE THE NEW HOLLYWOOD
LIBERATION ARMY.
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"HOLLYWOOD IS ON STRIKE.
IGNORE THEIR DEMANDS.
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"WE HAVE DEMANDS -- HOLLYLAND,
A NEW HOME FOR SHOWBIZ.
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"IT'LL BE IN CYCLOPS,
PENNSYLVANIA.
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EVERY NEW LIFE
WILL BE SCRIPTED."
Mamma mia.
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"EVERY LIFE WILL BE A SERIES.
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ONLY THE COUNSEL OF 12
CAN CANCEL A SERIES."
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
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HOLY SHIT.
"RESPECT THE COUNSEL, AND
IT WILL RESPECT YOUR SERIES."
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THIS LOOKS
VERY, VERY REAL.
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"REFUSE,
AND MORE HEADS ROLL."
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[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
Day: HELLO?
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OKAY, UH,
JUST A SECOND.
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DERRICK, IT'S THE COPS.
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NO COPS.
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NO COPS.
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CAN I TAKE A MESSAGE?
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MARK, YOU OKAY?
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IT'S OKAY, CHRIS.
I GOT THIS.
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YOU'RE DOING GOOD,
BUDDY.
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HEY, MAN, HE'S GOT
SOME VIDEO DEMANDS, TOO.
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YOU GOT IT, MAN.
YOU GOT IT.
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THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
Mamma mia!
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[ Distorted ] WE INSIST
THE FOLLOWING NHLA BAD BOYS
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BE RELEASED FROM PRISON.
THEY ARE...
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FINALLY, I REALIZED, LIKE, "WOW,
THIS CAN REALLY GET GIRLS."
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[ CHUCKLES ]
'CAUSE THIS IS LIKE A SKILL
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THAT MAYBE ONE
OUT OF 15 GUYS POSSESS.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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Bruce: SO I CAN SAY,
"HEY, GIRL, HOW ARE YA?"
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IF I S-- OR, YOU KNOW,
"WHAT'S UP, GIRL?"
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YOU KNOW, AND THAT'S WHAT I SAY.
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Gord: I THINK STORYTELLING'S
A LOST ART.
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"CHEER," CHEERED
THE 400 MILLION SPECTATORS,
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AS THEY NODDED AND SAT DAZED
ON THEIR WOVEN-STRAW MATS.
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[ Distorted ]
RELEASE THE BAD BOYS!
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HMM.
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[ STATIC ]
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HE SAYS HE'S GOT TO PEE,
SO YOU JUST DO YOU.
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YEAH.
RIGHT?
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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NO!
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OKAY, GREAT. WELL, LET'S, UH, GO
TO A "ONES ON ONE," SHALL WE?
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Woman: ROLL PLAYBACK.
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[ THEME MUSIC PLAYS ]
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Beckles: TIME FOR MY EXCLUSIVE
WITH JIM CARREY.
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KIDDING!
IT'S PATRICK O'SULLIVAN.
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DON'T WORRY. YOUR FUNNY BONE
WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
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[ As Jim Carrey ]
HELLO, DERRICK.
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PERHAPS YOU KNOW ME.
I'M MEGA MOVIE STAR JIM CARREY.
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GUESS WHAT MR. BECKLES,
SPECKLES, FRECKLES -- HO!
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I FELT LIKE
A FIVE-YEAR-OLD GIRL...
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WHAT, DERRICK? WHOO!
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...ALL OVER AGAIN.
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LET ME SHOW YOU MY TEETH!
[ LAUGHS ]
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THEN I ASKED HIM THE QUESTION
THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO ASK.
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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
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WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENED
TO JIM?
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[ Normal voice ]
I'D STEAL HIS JOB.
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GOOD TO KNOW IF SOMETHING
HORRIBLE HAPPENS TO JIM...
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[ LAUGHS ]
[ As Jim Carrey ] HEY, I'M BACK!
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...NOTHING HORRIBLE
WILL HAPPEN TO OUR LAUGHTER.
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THEN IT WAS TIME
FOR A LAUGH BREAK.
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[ RECORD SCRATCHES ]
NOT!
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CUT IT! WE'RE BACK.
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CUT.
[ STATIC ]
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Aw, shit.
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WE'RE BACK.
NO!
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RIGHT NOW HE WANTS EVERYONE ON A
PLANE TO CYCLOPS, PENNSYLVANIA.
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OF COURSE.
LET'S DO THAT.
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LISTEN, THOUGH,
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
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IF WE'RE GOING SOMEWHERE,
I GOT TO CALL MY FAMILY.
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Hey, yo! It's the McGrath house!
[ Barking ]
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WHOA, WHOA. GUYS, GUYS, GUYS,
GUYS, GUYS, GUYS.
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ATTEN-- ATTENTION.
THERE'S A LOT OF TENSION HERE,
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AND THE GREAT THING FOR
"A-TENSION" IS A MAKEOVER.
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JUST SHAVE YOUR EYEBROWS
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AND PUT SOME HOOPS
ON YOUR EARS AND...
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DERRICK, STOP IT, MAN.
HE'S IN FREAK-OUT MODE.
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HEY! HEY.
HEY, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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MARK,
DON'T DO IT, BUDDY.
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DON'T DO IT! DON'T SHOOT!
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[ GUNFIRE ]
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MAMMA MIA!
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[ GROANS ]
223
00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:06,608
MARK!
DERRICK.
224
00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:08,377
[ Crying ] MARK, WHY DIDN'T YOU
SHOOT HIM WHEN HE PEED?
225
00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:11,275
LISTEN, EVERYTHING IS HOLLYWOOD,
AND HOLLYWOOD IS EVERYTHING.
226
00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:14,588
[ Sobbing ] NO, PLEASE.
AND HOLLYWOOD
WILL ALWAYS BE HOLLYWOOD.
227
00:09:14,622 --> 00:09:16,292
MARK.
228
00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:18,863
BUT YOU NEED MORE OF THIS.
229
00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,562
TAKE IT.
MARK.
230
00:09:20,594 --> 00:09:22,734
IT'S MY HOLLYWOOD.
TAKE IT.
231
00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:24,533
TAKE IT.
232
00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:28,044
[ GAGGING ]
233
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:31,538
AAH! AAH! AAH!
234
00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:34,041
HOLLYWOOD!
235
00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,284
[ Deep voice ] YES.
236
00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:38,479
[ SOBBING ]
237
00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:39,811
[ CHUCKLES ]
238
00:09:39,847 --> 00:09:41,407
GOD, MARK!
239
00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:43,478
DERRICK,
WHAT DID HE SAY?
240
00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:46,586
[ Sobbing ] HE SAID --
HE SAID HE WANT...
241
00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:49,760
HE SAID HE WANTS TO BE
MY HOLOGRAM CO-HOST
242
00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:51,790
FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON.
243
00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,896
DON'T KNOW WHETHER
THAT'S INTENTIONAL OR NOT.
244
00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,928
[ BOTH SOBBING ]
245
00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:05,069
Woman: WE COVER NEWS STORIES
LIKE THIS EVERY DAY,
246
00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,505
ONLY THIS TIME,
WE ARE THE NEWS STORY.
247
00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:10,780
[ TELEPHONES RINGING ]
248
00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:13,181
THE STRIKE IS OVER?
249
00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:15,153
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
250
00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:16,982
[ RINGING CONTINUES ]
251
00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:18,887
FIVE NEW PROJECTS
HAVE BEEN GREEN-LIT.
252
00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:22,493
OH, NO, 20!
253
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:26,987
Cee Lo GREEN WAS SEEN
AT THE CHATEAU MARMONT.
254
00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:28,627
[ RINGING CONTINUES ]
255
00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:31,302
HEY. YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY,
LITTLE GUY, YOU HEAR ME?
256
00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,031
[ Weakly ] IS MARK OKAY?
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
257
00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:36,336
HEY, BUDDY.
I'LL BE OKAY.
258
00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:39,439
WHO WAS THAT DOUCHE-BAG,
ANYWAY?
259
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:40,472
I DON'T KNOW.
260
00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:43,382
AND I GUESS
WE'LL NEVER KNOW.
261
00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:44,540
[ RINGING CONTINUES ]
262
00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:45,977
GOOD NIGHT, NORTH AMERICA.
263
00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:48,383
THANKS FOR WATCHING.
264
00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:52,545
[ RINGING,
DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES ]
265
00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:57,063
NOW, HOW 'BOUT THAT?
266
00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:59,060
THAT WAS EXCITING,
WASN'T IT?
267
00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:00,392
All: YEAH.
268
00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:01,697
[ Deep voice ] YES.
269
00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:04,599
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