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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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How are ya?How ya going, mate?
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Heya, Kenny.
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Who are you?
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Please...[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Who the...are you?
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You don't remember Ray?
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No!
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I guarantee you...
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...they'll remember you now!
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[LAUGHS]
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[keyboard clicking]
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[popping lips]
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[moans]:
Oh...
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yeah.
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"What do people
make songs about?"
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[chanting gibberish]
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♪ What, what, what, what,
what, what, what♪
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♪ How could you take that?
How could you take that?♪
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[overlapping muttering]
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♪ Don't you even
finish this album, yes♪
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♪ You're gonna make
everybody impressed♪
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♪ Finish this album, yes,
you're gonna make every...♪
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[instrumental beat playing]
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[coughs]
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[hacks]
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The fuck...?
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-Righty-tighty, righty-tighty...
-[sniffles]
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♪ What shall I rap about?♪
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♪ What shall
I rap about?♪
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-♪ Uh, uh, uh, uh...♪
-Ow.
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[stammering]
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How the fuck does this work?
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♪ Ooh, yeah♪
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♪ So you want to play
with me...♪
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-Okay, rhyme...
-[muffled rapping]
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♪ And if I don't want to get a
love lust said what I could♪
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♪ Get a-- ra-ra--
get it how I get it♪
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♪ On the shot when you ain't
really get it how I get it♪
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♪ Shoulda, woulda, coulda, what
I shoulda, woulda, coulda♪
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♪ And I shoulda, woulda, coulda,
and I shoulda but I didn't♪
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♪ No, I never seen crap, crap♪
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♪ Crap, crap, crap, crap,
crap, crap♪
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♪ Let me go to the back,
fuck from the back♪
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♪ Hit it from the back,
then mm♪
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♪ Hit it from the back,
then, ugh.♪
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That's good.
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♪ Ain't never seen no ah♪
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♪ Come get a ride with the beat
who ah, ugh♪
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♪ I was trying to beat
to ah...♪
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This sucks.
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[rhythmic whirring]
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♪ Uh, uh...♪
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Ugh! Ugh!
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[moaning]
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Mike, there are ants everywhere!
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[exhaling]
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-What?
-There are ants all over the place.
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How am I supposed
to make an album
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if there's fucking ants
crawling?
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-Explain that to me.
-Ants are distracting you from making an album?
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-Yes.
-Little tiny things that crawl around
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-are really ruining
your album-making? -They're on my microphone,
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in my studio,
crawling on the walls.
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[stammers]
Do you see them right here?
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-Acknowledge it.
-I-I see it. I am acknowledging it.
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I'm also acknowledging
this feels like you got
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too high again.
Is that what this is?
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-I'm not too high.
-You are.
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You have cottonmouth,
you're... [smacks lips]
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...you're dry again.
I can hear it.
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-Give me the vacuum, dude.
I'll do it. -Yeah, take it. And--
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-I'll take care of it.
-You said you'd clean up the fucking house.
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-That never happened, so...
-That helps. Thank you so much.
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By the way, I'm bringing the
ants up to the new label person.
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-Sorry.
-The new label person gave us this house
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to get away from distractions,
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and now all you're doing
is trying to find distractions.
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Dave, I know making
an album is hard, but...
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Excuse me? What-what do you know
about making an album?
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-Just out of curiosity?
-I know that you don't have anything.
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Not at all. You've got nothing.
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And the only way
to get something
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-is to start doing something.
-I'm trying.
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GATA:
Hey, Dave, you ain't never lied about this VR porn, bro.
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She getting straight
to the action.
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You don't need to be holding
the remotes. You're in, like--
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-There's nothing--
Are your hands white? -Yeah. Why?
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-Why not?
-MIKE: Because of systemic racism.
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-This is what I'm talking about.
-What do you mean?
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$1,900 last week
on sex paraphernalia
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-instead of making an album.
-Thank God
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-I have these machines.
I'm not dating. -Oh, shit!
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Imagine if I was dating someone
right now and spending money
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and going on dates, like,
that's so time-consuming.
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This is a net savings on time.
I have to cream, don't I?
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You have to cream? Can you cream
a little bit less, then?
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[scoffs]
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-I love you, Gata.
-I'm over here just twisting nips, bro.
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I see.
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[FaceTime ringing]
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-Elz.
-ELZ: What's good?
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Didn't you have
a pretty bad ant problem
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at your place at La Brea?
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Oh, my God, I wish.
I had crickets.
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-They were the worst.
-What city are you in right now?
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-Is it Copenhagen?
-Bro, I'm in L.A. right now.
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I'm in L.A.
I'm just walking my dog.
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You're back in L.A.?
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-Yeah.
-How long have you been back?
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-A week.
-A week?
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And you didn't even
tell me about it?
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I mean, I don't know,
w-was I supposed to?
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That's so weird that you'd not
tell me when you came back.
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I think it's weirder for you
to think that it's weird
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that I didn't tell you
that I got back home.
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-Okay.
-But I'm just trying to catch my bearings.
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I'm having a thing tonight,
though, if you're around.
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Me and the homies are gonna
throw a little shindig.
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So, let me ask you this.
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If I didn't call you right now,
would I have even gotten
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a secondhand invitation
to this thing?
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Dude, I just started
thinking about this
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and just started hitting people
up about it, so relax.
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Is Ally going?
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-[laughs]
-By the way, I don't care if she is,
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I just have to know
those things.
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Dude, you're so weird.
What if she is there? Whatever.
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I texted her about it,
but, like,
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don't be weird about her coming
if she comes, though.
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Shut up. Text me the info.
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-All right, weirdo.
-I love you. Bye.
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-[phone chimes]
-GATA: This shit is crazy.
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-[Gata whoops]
-I think I'm gonna see Ally tonight.
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Oh, my, I think
he's about to ejaculate.
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What did you think was gonna
happen at the end of the porn?
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MIKE:
I'm gonna talk about Korea, you can mention the ants,
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but, uh, can you not tell them
where you are musically?
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DAVE:
This isn't about the ants, okay? This is about setting a tone.
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There's a new person
we're talking to.
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Okay, well, do you realize
your pant is coated in mud?
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I wouldn't say it's coated,
but yeah, I had to deal
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with all the ants and I tripped
in mud, Mike, sue me.
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Okay. I'm not gonna sue you,
but it sounds like
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-you had time to change.
-TESSA [laughs]: Mike and Dave.
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-Tessa.
-So great to meet you guys in person.
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-DAVE: Hello. How are you?
-Welcome. -It's great to see you.
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-Hey. Oh... Hey.
-[both laugh]
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-Uh...
-So good to put a name to that, there-- to your face.
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-Sure, well, follow me.
-Okay.
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TESSA:
Dave, I hear you are a Perrier man.
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I am.
You did your research, huh?
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Yeah. We got a file on you.
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It's great that you're a woman,
by the way. That's dope.
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-Thanks.
-Uh, but let's talk about a few things.
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The main thing is that our house
is totally overrun by ants.
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-What?
-And it's disgusting.
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-Completely unacceptable.
-Oh, my God, Dave,
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I couldn't agree more.
That's gross.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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That's not the only reason
we're here, obviously.
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Oh, no, no, no. Please. Your
house is infested with pests.
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We'll take care of it
right away.
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Can you hold tight
for a second or should
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we be talking relocation?
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-How bad is it?
-It's not bad.
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The important thing
is that you're identifying it
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-as a problem. Thank you.
-Yeah.
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You should also be aware that we
can't be incurred for any costs
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that come with poisoning
the insectoids or...
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-Oh, no, we got, we got that.
-Okay.
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That's on us, for sure.
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Because our budget
is already pencil-dick thin.
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-So...
-MIKE: Yeah, speaking of the budget, some shit went down
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in Korea.
[chuckles]
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Uh, the-- uh,
I've been reaching out
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to the State Department as well
as multiple insurance companies.
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-Our intern Dan--
who is safe, by the way... -Mm.
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...is working a desk job,
he's been militarized.
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-[clears throat]
-Oh.
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I think it'll be good for him,
to tap in...
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You know,
we can talk about Korea later.
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I was thinking today would be
the perfect opportunity
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to finally set
that release date.
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-Release date?
-MIKE: I don't think we're--
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I don't think today's
the day we're actually gonna
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commit to something, though,
unfortunately.
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[Dave chuckles, stammers]
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I-I can't see myself committing
to anything of the sort.
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Look, I get it.
I do, but, you know,
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once you settle on a date,
that helps us unlock
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what we can do for you.
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-Mm-hmm.
-You know, the marketing, the promos,
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avoiding other releases,
and dates get snapped up, quick.
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-Yeah. Yeah.
-But, you know, just, whatever you're comfortable with.
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A-And I get it.
I used to be a marketing guy.
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I think about these things
all the time.
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-I sit at home and I think.
-Mm-hmm.
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I have, like, things written
down, all over the room,
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-written.
-Love that.
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What if we released
my album on 9/11?
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-MIKE: Mm. Hmm.
-Yeah.
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Honestly, in my humble opinion,
9/11 the date
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should not always
be about 9/11 the attack.
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-Forever.
-TESSA: Ooh. -Okay, well,
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this 9/11 the date
is the 20th anniversary
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of the 9/11 attack,
so this year it heavily will be.
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Mm. What about April Fools' Day?
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Dave, are you kidding?
That's genius.
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-DAVE: Right? It is clever.
-It's so clever.
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-4/1.
-But will people think it's real?
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-Yes.
-They'll press play and they'll know it's real.
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All right, it is smart.
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Good, well, how about--
why don't we just pencil it in?
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-No, put it in pen.
-[Tessa laughs]
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Done.
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-DAVE: I like it.
-I love it.
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-We'll do 4/1. Perfect.
-[Mike coughs]
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[sighs]
Do ants have souls?
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I think all animals have souls.
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Yeah, but an ant's not
an animal, it's an insect.
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Insects are animals.
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They eat, breathe,
have intentions, social groups.
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What do you think a soul is?
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So, a fish...
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is an animal.
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It's not a fish.
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A fish is most definitely
an animal.
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A lamb is an animal.
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-A chop.
-We're not gonna list animals right now.
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All right.
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How are you and Ally getting
to this Elz thing tonight?
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-I'd love to...
-I'm...
235
00:09:19,689 --> 00:09:21,778
...get in sync
about arrival and...
236
00:09:21,822 --> 00:09:23,475
It...
237
00:09:24,694 --> 00:09:26,957
[exhales]
You don't even have a soul.
238
00:09:27,001 --> 00:09:28,611
I can't lie, I'm pretty
jacked up about the whole thing.
239
00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:30,613
I'm been thinking
about it all day,
240
00:09:30,657 --> 00:09:32,136
really playing out
how it's gonna go.
241
00:09:32,180 --> 00:09:33,877
It's been so long since
I've seen her and...
242
00:09:33,921 --> 00:09:36,488
you know, emotions are gonna
be running high.
243
00:09:36,532 --> 00:09:39,535
-Does she know
about my new house? -Yeah.
244
00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,538
[exhales]
I-I feel like I might cry
245
00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,540
when I see her, and not because
of any romantic feelings,
246
00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,629
but mostly because
of what she means
247
00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,849
-in terms of my old life.
-Okay, I'm gonna say something controversial.
248
00:09:48,892 --> 00:09:50,633
Okay.
249
00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:53,593
Have you considered that maybe
you shouldn't see Ally?
250
00:09:53,636 --> 00:09:56,291
Ever? I should just never see
Ally for the rest of my life?
251
00:09:56,334 --> 00:09:59,250
You're not trying to get back
together with her, right?
252
00:09:59,294 --> 00:10:01,688
No, but she's, like, one
of my best friends of all time.
253
00:10:01,731 --> 00:10:03,690
I don't want to just
lose that forever.
254
00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:05,866
Well, how do you know
Ally wants that?
255
00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:08,259
Did she say something to you?
Is she not coming tonight?
256
00:10:08,303 --> 00:10:10,479
No, I honestly haven't
talked to her.
257
00:10:10,522 --> 00:10:12,307
I thought you were
giving her space.
258
00:10:12,350 --> 00:10:14,352
Why is the ball
always in her court?
259
00:10:14,396 --> 00:10:16,180
It's in both your courts,
but demanding
260
00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:18,618
a friendship from her
doesn't make you a good friend.
261
00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:19,923
What do you mean?
I'm the guy who's, like,
262
00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:21,664
fighting to keep
the friendship alive.
263
00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:23,448
I'm the only one, like,
trying to salvage this thing.
264
00:10:23,492 --> 00:10:25,755
Look, if she's, like, totally
fine with neither of us
265
00:10:25,799 --> 00:10:27,670
being in each other's lives
for the rest of our life,
266
00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:29,280
she's not who I thought she was.
267
00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:30,978
-[tires screech]
-EMMA: Oh, shit. -Whoa. Jesus.
268
00:10:31,021 --> 00:10:32,066
Shit.
269
00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:34,111
Learn how to drive, bitch!
270
00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:37,854
This motherfucker...
271
00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:39,073
What are you doing?
272
00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:41,597
What are you doing?
Hey. Hey!
273
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,425
What are you doing?
274
00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:44,905
♪
275
00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:47,864
Oh, my God, I'm gonna
fucking kill you.
276
00:10:50,911 --> 00:10:52,303
Hey!
277
00:10:52,347 --> 00:10:54,218
[panting]
278
00:10:54,262 --> 00:10:56,220
Fuck you.
279
00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:58,919
[scoffs]
Fuck you.
280
00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:07,231
[panting]
281
00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:15,457
What just happened?
282
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,807
I'm not a bad driver.
283
00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:23,595
Okay. No need to get
all schizoid, right?
284
00:11:24,596 --> 00:11:26,468
Where were we?
285
00:11:26,511 --> 00:11:30,037
I think you were telling me how
I should be conducting myself.
286
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,695
♪
287
00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:56,280
♪
288
00:11:58,456 --> 00:12:00,676
[laughter]
289
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,679
DAVE:
I like what I like. I don't know what to tell you.
290
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,290
-When I have sex,
like, I like... -Uh-huh?
291
00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:07,770
You know what I mean?
Like, I'll rub my mound,
292
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,990
you know, however...
293
00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:11,905
Oh, my God.
294
00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:13,907
Benny, you have to bring
this guy around more often.
295
00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,517
No, seriously.
I'm obsessed with him.
296
00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:16,866
-Oh.
-BENNY: How could I not?
297
00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:19,260
This guy's the next Jason Momoa.
298
00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:21,262
However, I literally haven't had
sex in four and a half months,
299
00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:22,698
strictly out of fear.
300
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,308
-Oh, my God.
-Wow.
301
00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:26,006
Yeah. Not since my
ex-girlfriend, unfortunately.
302
00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:28,008
The pros never
outweigh the cons.
303
00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:29,966
-Mm.
-So many things can go wrong, so...
304
00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:32,360
I mean, orgasm, is it really
worth, like, a whole year
305
00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:33,840
of, like, thought and debate?
306
00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:36,059
What are you afraid of? STDs?
307
00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:38,453
Yeah. I'm a pretty
fear-based man.
308
00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:40,063
-Oh.
-Um...
309
00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:41,543
It's just kind of
a scary world out there.
310
00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:42,762
You don't know who's who.
311
00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:44,328
-Right.
-So I kind of just
312
00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:45,982
-do my own thing and...
-BENNY: No, no, no.
313
00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:48,202
This guy literally has a thing
called a "Autoblow."
314
00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:50,247
It's, like, a box
with a motor in it.
315
00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:51,858
It goes like...
[sucking sounds]
316
00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:53,860
And he takes his hard cock
and just shoves it in
317
00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:56,036
-and... [sucking sounds]
it sucks your dick. -Yeah.
318
00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:57,254
It's called the Autoblow.
319
00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:58,778
So this is for sucking?
320
00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:00,823
Yeah. Like, I, uh, at home,
321
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:03,783
I, like, kind of borderline have
reinvented masturbation.
322
00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:05,523
I have all types of gear,
machinery.
323
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:07,090
I don't know
what it is about machines.
324
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,091
BENNY:
All right, let's get out of here.
325
00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:09,136
We got to make this movie.
326
00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:10,528
-Leave right now?
-Yeah.
327
00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:11,834
I-I don't like to miss
the previews.
328
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:12,835
-I want to get snacks.
-All right.
329
00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:14,358
I am getting a bit pruney.
330
00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:17,057
Okay. All right.
331
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:19,189
Have fun. See you next time.
332
00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:20,887
-Dave?
-Hmm?
333
00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:22,236
I've literally
never seen Kendall
334
00:13:22,279 --> 00:13:23,759
laugh like that
in my entire life.
335
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,327
Oh. Great, that's cool.
336
00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:27,807
Yeah. Like, I-I actually think
337
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,634
you could probably
hook up with her.
338
00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:31,288
Swear to God?
339
00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:32,681
Stop. Really?
340
00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:35,423
[laughs]:
No.
341
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:38,426
Kendall, he thinks
he could hook up with you.
342
00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:40,558
[laughs]:
What? I love you, but no.
343
00:13:40,602 --> 00:13:42,865
DAVE:
Oh. I didn't...
344
00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:45,128
I love you, too.
345
00:13:49,524 --> 00:13:51,569
-♪
-[humming melancholy tune]
346
00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,495
[humming continues]
347
00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:18,858
[sighs] I can't remember
the last time I went out.
348
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,033
[scoffs]
Well, you out here, man,
349
00:14:20,076 --> 00:14:21,208
and these hos
is full-fledged, bro.
350
00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:22,774
You a famous rapper, top-tier.
351
00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:24,994
You better get you
one of these baddies, bro.
352
00:14:25,038 --> 00:14:26,909
-This the spot?
-Yeah.
353
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:30,347
-Do people still grind?
-People grinding every day, bro.
354
00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:32,523
Just get one more hit before
we go in, 'cause I can't drink.
355
00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:34,221
-I'm on Accutane.
-[scoffs] Man.
356
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:38,921
[strained]:
It's cherrying.
357
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:41,576
-It's that good.
-Yeah. Uh, David Burd?
358
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:43,665
It's just Kush.
359
00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:46,842
[spits]
360
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,670
It's just...
361
00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:50,585
♪ What are you doing? Uh♪
362
00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:52,413
♪ Run up on me,
what you doing? Uh♪
363
00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:55,285
♪ Uh, I just be shooting, uh,
I know...♪
364
00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:57,287
What's Elz's last name
for the tab?
365
00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:00,247
Gorganzola.
366
00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:02,205
[muttering]:
Gorganzola, Gorganzola.
367
00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:04,904
Yeah, it's Gorganzola.
368
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:06,862
♪ Yeah, Blatt, yeah, Glatt♪
369
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,951
♪ I got these racks on me, me♪
370
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,953
♪ Your bitch want
fuck on me...♪
371
00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:12,520
You know, you can just ask to...
372
00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:14,435
To be cool.
373
00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:16,176
Ask what?
374
00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:19,396
Is that not what--
I'm sorry, I-I'm, uh,
375
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:20,920
a rapper, I thought you were...
376
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:23,226
I misunderstood the whole thing.
Sorry. I'm sorry.
377
00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:27,796
It's all good, bro. We like
to stay positive around here.
378
00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:30,059
-Yeah.
-♪ You niggas despise♪
379
00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:32,105
♪ I'm high, if I jump
and I run I could glide♪
380
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:34,368
♪ I walk in this bitch
with the glick by my side...♪
381
00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:35,717
She's dealing with the homies,
and doing
382
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:36,979
what she fucking wants to do.
383
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,589
Bro, her boyfriend's
outside the bus,
384
00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:41,027
-and she was like...
-My soldier back from war!
385
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:42,637
Like this, and so he's like,
386
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,682
mad as fuck outside,
yelling at everybody.
387
00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:46,467
This motherfucker comes
and knocks on the tour bus
388
00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:48,469
and he's yelling like,
"Where's my fucking girlfriend?
389
00:15:48,512 --> 00:15:50,558
Where's my girlfriend?"
Pulls out a knife--
390
00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:52,125
like one of those real
butterfly knives,
391
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,822
where you press the button
and it shoots out--
392
00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:55,432
and he throws the fucking knife,
he puts his fists up.
393
00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:56,738
You know we brought Scoot
with us to Norway, like...
394
00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:58,218
-Scoot Loco? Yeah.
-Scoot was there?
395
00:15:58,261 --> 00:16:00,046
-Exactly.
-Snoop?
396
00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:01,308
No, no, no, the homie Scoot.
397
00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:02,831
I met Snoop Dogg
pretty recently.
398
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:05,442
-Okay. Crazy.
-DAVE: Such a iconic...
399
00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:07,053
You know, I'm trying
to explain to her, like,
400
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:08,619
"Your boyfriend just got
fucking knocked down.
401
00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:10,882
Come on, bro.
What am I supposed to do?"
402
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:12,580
So I turned to him, I'm like,
"Go deal with it."
403
00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:14,495
Boom. Scoot knocks him out
immediately.
404
00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:16,323
-[laughter]
-Is there food here?
405
00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:18,151
I'm in the middle of a story.
406
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:20,022
Oh, rea-- I thought it ended
when the guy got knocked out.
407
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:22,372
-No, no, no. No.
-Crested narratively.
408
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:23,895
All the sudden the girl
comes outside the bus...
409
00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:25,680
I'm Dave, by the way.
He hasn't introduced us.
410
00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:28,509
It's good to meet you.
I apologize for...
411
00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:30,032
-KYLE: Nice to meet you,
bro. Yeah. -You, too, man.
412
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,468
Lakers are my second
favorite team.
413
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:32,687
Who's first?
414
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,863
Sixers. Fuck you.
I'm just kidding.
415
00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:36,517
Second favorite. But I like you,
I like your game.
416
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:37,822
I like the way you carry
yourself on the court.
417
00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:39,085
You're gorgeous.
418
00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:42,131
[laughter]
419
00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:46,048
-Yeah.
-Okay. So when he leaves,
420
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:48,094
I'm like, "Bro, this
motherfucker is trippin'."
421
00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:52,968
♪ We on the X,
we on the codeine...♪
422
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,666
Hey, yo, can I get
an Absolut and soda?
423
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:58,365
-Such a weird vibe here.
-What are you talking about?
424
00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:00,802
I just seen a guy in a corner
buying art off an iPad.
425
00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:03,109
Like, next-level shit.
Elz is going Hollywood.
426
00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:06,025
Can you feel the body acne
through my shirt?
427
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:10,029
You definitely got
the mumps, bro.
428
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:12,031
I don't have the fucking mumps.
429
00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:15,251
♪ He gonna lose his last breath,
racks on my baby...♪
430
00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:17,123
Well, thank God
Ally ain't here, man,
431
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:19,081
'cause you discombobulated,
in a daze.
432
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,127
That's not how
you bag a bitch, bro.
433
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:22,911
I'm not trying
to bag a bitch, Gata,
434
00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:26,045
I'm trying to be friends
with a bitch, again.
435
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:27,220
You know?
436
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:29,135
Like, she's my fucking ex...
437
00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:31,137
She's an important... Hey!
438
00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:33,443
All that condensation
is smacking me in the face
439
00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:34,923
when you shake it
like that. It's like...
440
00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:37,839
You're not making it
for James Bond.
441
00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:39,841
DAVE:
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
442
00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:43,018
Oh, she's here. She's here.
I'm gonna position myself.
443
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,976
♪ I'm on the X,
I'm on the codeine♪
444
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:48,458
♪ I'm on the X, I'm on
the codeine♪
445
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:51,635
♪ I'm on the X,
I'm on the codeine♪
446
00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:55,117
♪ I'm on the X, I'm on
the codeine♪
447
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:58,425
♪ We on the X,
we on the codeine♪
448
00:17:58,468 --> 00:18:01,167
♪ We on the X, we on
the codeine♪
449
00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:02,168
♪ We on the X...♪
450
00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:03,386
Where's Ally?
451
00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:04,605
She's not here.
452
00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:06,694
Really?
453
00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:08,174
Look, I don't know
if or when she's coming.
454
00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:09,871
We sort of just missed
each other all day.
455
00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:12,047
-Great.
-Gata!
456
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,005
-GATA: What's up, Emma?
-What's up?
457
00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:15,920
Well, you didn't miss anything
here. This place is, like,
458
00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:17,313
not fun.
459
00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:18,706
I like this spot.
460
00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:20,099
I'm the one who suggested it
to Elz.
461
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:21,883
-It's low-key.
-See? Her and Elz smashed
462
00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:23,928
and they still cool, cordial.
463
00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:27,149
Yo, Guzman!
Hey, what's up, nigga?
464
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:28,368
What did he just say?
465
00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:30,152
Are they still serving food?
466
00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:31,893
You had sex with Elz?
467
00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:34,330
-[groans]
-And I don't even know about it?
468
00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:36,550
And Gata knows about it?
You don't even know Gata.
469
00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:38,552
-It was nothing.
-Nothing?
470
00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:40,293
It sounds like it was
everything. It was a home run.
471
00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:42,469
All the bases were hit.
What do you mean, nothing?
472
00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:44,862
Was it unprotected?
473
00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:47,126
-Did you fuck him raw?
-Shut up! Now you see
474
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:49,128
-why I didn't tell you?
-Yeah, probably 'cause
475
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:50,781
you don't want to look
like a hypocrite for saying
476
00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:52,566
you can't be friends with
someone that you sleep with.
477
00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:54,698
I'm not indulging this,
but if I was, I would point out
478
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:57,310
that my shit with Elz
was dumb and awkward,
479
00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:59,312
and you and Ally actually
had a real relationship.
480
00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:00,835
It's not one-to-one.
481
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,795
Can you text Ally
and ask her ETA for me?
482
00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:07,494
I'm getting food.
483
00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:09,496
There's no fucking food here.
You're wasting your time.
484
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:11,367
The whole event is mismanaged.
485
00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:13,804
GATA:
Y'all gonna win that chip or what?
486
00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:15,545
I'm trying to come to the game
or something.
487
00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:17,721
♪ I'm on the X,
I'm on the codeine.♪
488
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:22,770
No, I love working with him,
but nah, nah.
489
00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:24,250
Ye, Ye's not like that.
490
00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:26,339
He wants to see
what I come up with.
491
00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:29,516
So I-I've just been staring
at this picture he gave me
492
00:19:29,559 --> 00:19:32,649
-of this half-man, half-beast,
those are my parameters. -Excuse me, excuse me.
493
00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:34,869
It's my party. Excuse me. I get
to use the bathroom when I want.
494
00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:37,219
-Whoa, time-out.
-Shut up, cutie.
495
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:39,569
Don't touch my back, please.
496
00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:41,876
-Ow.
-Move, move, move.
497
00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:43,269
-[sighs]
-You like to sit down when you pee,
498
00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:44,792
you look like a weirdo.
499
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:48,143
[urinating]
500
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,927
At a certain point,
we should probably acknowledge
501
00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:51,973
the fact that
you're wearing earrings.
502
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:53,757
It's been acknowledged.
503
00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:55,237
We should also acknowledge
the fact that you just sat
504
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:58,109
on a toilet bare-ass
with no seat cover on it.
505
00:19:58,153 --> 00:20:00,721
A seat cover?
506
00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:02,244
Yeah, a seat cover. What is--
What are you saying?
507
00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:03,289
What is a seat-- I don't know,
what is that?
508
00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:05,552
Look behind your head, fool.
509
00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:07,293
The changing babies thing?
510
00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:09,512
That's not for changing babies,
bro, that's for your ass.
511
00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:12,602
Well, I didn't see anything
glistening on this thing, so...
512
00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:14,604
-Oh, my God.
-[urinal flushes]
513
00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:17,041
How's your little album going?
514
00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:21,350
Great. Uh, my house--
my new house, that I live in,
515
00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:26,094
that's multimillion-- is so good
at creativity-causing.
516
00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:28,401
I've been waiting for beats
for a while, haven't gotten any.
517
00:20:28,444 --> 00:20:30,229
Don't know what's
going on with you.
518
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:31,578
Did you just stop working?
519
00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:33,406
[sniffs]
No, I been working a lot.
520
00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:36,322
I've just been busy with
some projects and stuff.
521
00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:38,541
-Ooh.
-Like what?
522
00:20:38,585 --> 00:20:40,630
Things I can't talk about. Damn.
523
00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:42,284
Things you can't talk about?
524
00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:44,678
-Steve Lacy.
-Who?
525
00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:46,941
Steve La-- See? Look,
you're just not in on shit.
526
00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:49,204
You're just more, like,
surface-level, like
527
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,814
Benny and Damon Power.
528
00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:52,251
You're one of those people
who pulls up to, like,
529
00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:53,730
a concert, you're like,
"Yeah, I love..."
530
00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:55,384
You should probably wipe
the cocaine off your nose
531
00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:56,864
before you, like, say anything
or do anything else.
532
00:20:56,907 --> 00:20:59,301
And don't worry about me
publicizing that useless
533
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:01,608
information;
I'm not tweeting about it.
534
00:21:01,651 --> 00:21:04,698
You're just so salty
that Ally's not here. [scoffs]
535
00:21:04,741 --> 00:21:07,788
See you out there, dork.
536
00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:11,226
This guy just did coke in here!
537
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,489
♪ You wan' book me for a show,
I'm charging ten for that♪
538
00:21:13,533 --> 00:21:15,926
♪ Yeah, all that back and forth,
we ain't into that♪
539
00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:19,016
♪ Yeah, if you want some smoke,
then we sending that♪
540
00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:21,671
♪ We got 50s in them Tommy's,
I'm Bin Laden♪
541
00:21:21,715 --> 00:21:22,846
♪ Bend the corner,
hit the block♪
542
00:21:22,890 --> 00:21:24,108
♪ We finna trap 'em♪
543
00:21:24,152 --> 00:21:25,240
♪ If I die, don't be sad♪
544
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,198
♪ Throw a party♪
545
00:21:27,242 --> 00:21:29,679
♪ 'Cause my kids, they gonna
finish what I started♪
546
00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:32,160
♪ Keep me out the loop,
no more Internet♪
547
00:21:32,203 --> 00:21:33,944
♪ You wan' book me for a show,
I'm charging...♪
548
00:21:36,643 --> 00:21:38,862
Thanks.
549
00:21:43,476 --> 00:21:45,565
[exhales sharply]
550
00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:00,623
[spits]
551
00:22:06,107 --> 00:22:08,936
[laughter]
552
00:22:08,979 --> 00:22:11,634
[indistinct chatter]
553
00:22:12,635 --> 00:22:15,377
You won't even believe
what happened.
554
00:22:15,421 --> 00:22:16,857
[continues indistinctly]
555
00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:21,905
♪
556
00:22:31,262 --> 00:22:33,308
[indistinct chatter]
557
00:22:39,619 --> 00:22:43,187
♪
558
00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:56,375
Anybody got a lighter
I could use?
559
00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:57,724
Lighter?
560
00:22:57,767 --> 00:22:59,073
Little Dicky.
561
00:22:59,116 --> 00:23:01,031
Yeah. Hey, ow!
562
00:23:01,075 --> 00:23:02,642
Jesus Christ. Please.
563
00:23:02,685 --> 00:23:05,296
Oh, shit, you're that rapper.
564
00:23:05,340 --> 00:23:07,908
That had the video
that was trending.
565
00:23:07,951 --> 00:23:10,432
-It totally is.
-DAVE: How is that a basic question?
566
00:23:10,476 --> 00:23:11,781
There's, like, literally
nothing deeper
567
00:23:11,825 --> 00:23:13,087
than someone's biggest
fears in life.
568
00:23:13,130 --> 00:23:14,305
What are you talking about?
569
00:23:14,349 --> 00:23:16,307
Fine, um, my parents die,
570
00:23:16,351 --> 00:23:18,614
my career doesn't go
how I want it to.
571
00:23:18,658 --> 00:23:21,574
-Um, I don't find love.
-Wow.
572
00:23:21,617 --> 00:23:23,314
Oh, actually, you know what,
don't even take those off.
573
00:23:23,358 --> 00:23:24,838
-There's, uh, yeah.
-Oh.
574
00:23:24,881 --> 00:23:26,579
There's ant poison all over.
575
00:23:26,622 --> 00:23:27,928
Oh, my God.
576
00:23:27,971 --> 00:23:29,320
What is life right now?
577
00:23:29,364 --> 00:23:32,759
-Um, so...
-[sighs]: Ah...
578
00:23:32,802 --> 00:23:36,719
This looks a lot like
The Chainsmokers' house.
579
00:23:36,763 --> 00:23:38,721
-Cool.
-Yeah. Yeah.
580
00:23:38,765 --> 00:23:41,811
They don't even smoke bogues.
581
00:23:41,855 --> 00:23:43,987
-You know?
-What-What's a bogue?
582
00:23:44,031 --> 00:23:46,163
You're funny.
[laughs]
583
00:23:46,207 --> 00:23:48,601
So, can I get a tour?
584
00:23:48,644 --> 00:23:50,472
Yeah. Uh...
585
00:23:50,516 --> 00:23:52,953
you know,
I sit in that chair, often.
586
00:23:52,996 --> 00:23:55,346
And at long last,
we have the studio.
587
00:23:55,390 --> 00:23:57,610
Ah. Oh, okay.
588
00:23:57,653 --> 00:23:59,786
We have to take a picture
at some point.
589
00:23:59,829 --> 00:24:01,265
Don't let me forget.
590
00:24:01,309 --> 00:24:03,442
-Okay, yeah.
-This is so funny. [laughs]
591
00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:04,921
[chuckles]
592
00:24:04,965 --> 00:24:08,098
-It's hilarious.
-Should we keep drinking?
593
00:24:08,142 --> 00:24:11,101
Uh, I don't know. I feel like
we're here, we made it. Like,
594
00:24:11,145 --> 00:24:13,190
do we, you know...?
By the way, I'm also...
595
00:24:13,234 --> 00:24:15,323
I didn't drink. I'm...
I smoked.
596
00:24:15,366 --> 00:24:17,107
-I'm faded.
-Oh.
597
00:24:17,151 --> 00:24:19,109
-Okay, cool. That's fine.
-Chicken fingers?
598
00:24:19,153 --> 00:24:21,155
Um, I don't eat animals.
599
00:24:21,198 --> 00:24:22,939
Well, except fish.
600
00:24:22,983 --> 00:24:25,507
Fish is an animal,
I learned, I know.
601
00:24:25,551 --> 00:24:26,682
Uh...
602
00:24:26,726 --> 00:24:29,380
But... are you pescatarian?
603
00:24:29,424 --> 00:24:32,209
[laughs]:
No. I'm Catholic.
604
00:24:32,253 --> 00:24:33,384
Like...
605
00:24:33,428 --> 00:24:34,777
it's not a religious thing.
606
00:24:34,821 --> 00:24:36,562
I just love animals.
607
00:24:36,605 --> 00:24:38,302
I hate cruelty.
608
00:24:38,346 --> 00:24:40,740
-For sure.
-[softly]: Yeah.
609
00:24:40,783 --> 00:24:42,045
[sighs]
610
00:24:42,089 --> 00:24:44,221
Um...
611
00:24:44,265 --> 00:24:47,834
have you ever heard yourself
sing in Auto-Tune?
612
00:24:47,877 --> 00:24:49,531
Nope.
[laughs]
613
00:24:49,575 --> 00:24:51,185
-Never?
-No.
614
00:24:52,099 --> 00:24:55,015
Are you ready for me to change
the way that you see the world?
615
00:24:55,058 --> 00:24:57,844
[chuckles]:
You think it's gonna change the way I see the world?
616
00:24:57,887 --> 00:24:59,933
Well, not literally,
but, you know, it's a phra...
617
00:24:59,976 --> 00:25:01,543
-Here, put this on.
-Okay.
618
00:25:01,587 --> 00:25:02,805
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
619
00:25:04,764 --> 00:25:06,940
And we are off to the races.
620
00:25:06,983 --> 00:25:10,030
[mid-tempo intro plays]
621
00:25:10,073 --> 00:25:12,075
[Auto-Tune echoing]:
♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh♪
622
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:13,860
[laughs]
623
00:25:14,861 --> 00:25:16,906
♪ Sing anything,
it'll sound great♪
624
00:25:17,907 --> 00:25:20,562
[echoing]:
What do you want me to talk about?
625
00:25:20,606 --> 00:25:23,565
♪ Whatever you want,
the world is your oyster♪
626
00:25:23,609 --> 00:25:26,568
♪ Have it your way♪
627
00:25:26,612 --> 00:25:28,091
[echoing]:
Okay. Um...
628
00:25:28,135 --> 00:25:30,398
This is so weird.
629
00:25:30,441 --> 00:25:32,966
♪ Say anything♪
630
00:25:33,009 --> 00:25:35,098
♪ Anything♪
631
00:25:35,142 --> 00:25:37,100
-Get it?
-[chuckles] I get it.
632
00:25:37,144 --> 00:25:39,189
But, like...
633
00:25:39,233 --> 00:25:41,409
♪ It'll work so much better
if you talk for a while♪
634
00:25:41,452 --> 00:25:44,107
♪ And make sentences out of it♪
635
00:25:44,151 --> 00:25:46,022
♪ And you go up and down,
you know♪
636
00:25:46,066 --> 00:25:47,850
♪ I...♪
637
00:25:47,894 --> 00:25:49,156
-I just don't know what to say.
-Just, like, say anything.
638
00:25:49,199 --> 00:25:50,461
♪ Anything♪
639
00:25:50,505 --> 00:25:52,028
♪ Want me to give you a topic?♪
640
00:25:52,072 --> 00:25:53,682
Yeah, give me a topic.
641
00:25:53,726 --> 00:25:55,379
♪ Sing about... stocks♪
642
00:25:55,423 --> 00:25:58,295
-♪ Bonds♪
-♪ Stocks♪
643
00:25:58,339 --> 00:26:00,167
-♪ Let's just sing
about stocks♪ -♪ Bonds♪
644
00:26:00,210 --> 00:26:02,256
♪ I mean actually say sentences
about them♪
645
00:26:02,299 --> 00:26:03,605
Okay, um...
646
00:26:03,649 --> 00:26:05,651
I don't know anything
about stocks.
647
00:26:05,694 --> 00:26:07,174
[chuckles]:
No, I know.
648
00:26:07,217 --> 00:26:09,263
But, like, it's not...
You know, anything.
649
00:26:09,306 --> 00:26:11,918
♪ No, no-no-no, no, no♪
650
00:26:11,961 --> 00:26:15,530
♪ No, no-no-no,
no, no, no, no♪
651
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:17,576
You sound really sexy
when you do it.
652
00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:18,751
Thanks.
653
00:26:18,794 --> 00:26:20,143
♪ You sound, you're♪
654
00:26:20,187 --> 00:26:21,884
♪ You are hot, you're hot♪
655
00:26:21,928 --> 00:26:24,017
-Uh, yeah.
-Thanks.
656
00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:25,758
Absolutely.
657
00:26:27,063 --> 00:26:30,545
So, is your dick really as weird
as they say it is?
658
00:26:31,546 --> 00:26:33,243
What?
659
00:26:33,287 --> 00:26:34,897
Is it?
660
00:26:34,941 --> 00:26:38,597
I want to try it out.
661
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,468
♪
662
00:26:40,511 --> 00:26:43,514
-Okay, I'm sorry.
-[music stops]
663
00:26:43,558 --> 00:26:45,691
I... um...
664
00:26:45,734 --> 00:26:48,345
I'm sorry, I just have the
longest day ever tomorrow, so...
665
00:26:48,389 --> 00:26:51,131
-It's cool. I get it.
-All right. Buckle up, okay?
666
00:26:51,174 --> 00:26:53,612
Just 'cause it's a Lyft doesn't
mean that it can't, you know,
667
00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:55,309
get into accidents--
it's a normal car.
668
00:26:55,352 --> 00:26:56,745
-Okay.
-All right, be safe.
669
00:26:56,789 --> 00:26:59,095
-Bye.
-Good to meet you.
670
00:27:00,096 --> 00:27:01,663
[sighs]
671
00:27:13,066 --> 00:27:15,634
♪
672
00:27:24,077 --> 00:27:25,078
[beeps]
673
00:27:25,121 --> 00:27:27,384
[rhythmic whirring]
674
00:27:34,609 --> 00:27:36,045
[electronic chime]
675
00:27:39,048 --> 00:27:41,398
[takes deep breath]
676
00:27:41,442 --> 00:27:43,662
♪
677
00:27:45,272 --> 00:27:48,710
[woman moaning]
678
00:28:02,724 --> 00:28:04,944
[rhythmic whirring continues]
679
00:28:08,991 --> 00:28:10,689
[woman moaning]
680
00:28:12,603 --> 00:28:14,823
Ah, ah. Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
681
00:28:14,867 --> 00:28:15,911
[continues yelling]
682
00:28:18,435 --> 00:28:19,654
[body thuds]
683
00:28:21,525 --> 00:28:24,267
CAROLINE:
Is your dick really as weird as they say it is?
684
00:28:24,311 --> 00:28:26,356
Dave.
685
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:29,055
Is it?
686
00:28:29,098 --> 00:28:31,144
I want to try it out.
687
00:28:48,552 --> 00:28:50,641
Do you want to go upstairs?
688
00:28:50,685 --> 00:28:52,643
Duh.
689
00:28:53,644 --> 00:28:55,298
Okay.
690
00:28:55,342 --> 00:28:57,431
Let's go.
691
00:28:57,474 --> 00:28:58,954
All right, come on.
692
00:28:58,998 --> 00:29:00,782
Okay.
693
00:29:08,529 --> 00:29:10,574
♪
694
00:29:39,603 --> 00:29:41,649
♪
695
00:30:09,503 --> 00:30:10,330
Hi, I'm Lil Dicky.
696
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,856
I have always felt like I was
the biggest star on the planet.
697
00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:16,423
Uh, you ever pass
each other out?
698
00:30:16,466 --> 00:30:17,946
Put your hands
on the one person's neck
699
00:30:17,990 --> 00:30:19,905
until you lose oxygen
and you black out.
700
00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:21,863
So out of context.
701
00:30:23,865 --> 00:30:25,388
You turn the hearts
of many people.
702
00:30:25,432 --> 00:30:26,476
Like who?
703
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:28,783
I'm sorry. I'm very high.
704
00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:29,915
MAN 1: You know
that white rapper, Lil Dicky? He's growing right now.
705
00:30:29,958 --> 00:30:32,134
He's got... Bad haircut.[MUMBLES]
706
00:30:32,178 --> 00:30:33,353
MAN 2: [OVER PHONE]
Horny white boy?
707
00:30:33,396 --> 00:30:34,833
Exactly.No. Yeah.
708
00:30:39,707 --> 00:30:43,406
I'm an addict and I'm
an out of control addict.
709
00:30:43,450 --> 00:30:46,018
And what I've learned is,
I'm not that healthy.
710
00:30:46,061 --> 00:30:47,846
I wanna talk to people
that are open.
711
00:30:47,889 --> 00:30:49,456
I wanna learn about myself,
712
00:30:49,499 --> 00:30:51,023
and that's my intention,
right?MAN: Right.
713
00:30:51,066 --> 00:30:52,372
DAVE: It's not going
the way I want.
714
00:30:57,856 --> 00:31:00,075
BOTH: Stop
yelling at me. Stop yelling at me.
715
00:31:02,425 --> 00:31:03,426
I'm cool with that.
716
00:31:03,476 --> 00:31:08,026
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