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- Hey, ya!
- Ew!
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Can we just turn it down
a little bit?
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You know that if you're driving,
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you can do what you want,
bitch.
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Hey, oh!
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I can't hear myself think.
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Babe.
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Sorry.
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We don't need to listen
to your comedy routine
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the whole way there, do we?
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Takes a lot of practice
to be this funny.
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Doesn't just happen overnight.
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Well, I think you're very funny.
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Funny-lookin'.
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Oh, why don't you leave
the jokes to me, okay?
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I don't know.
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I think I might be a natural.
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It's not like
this is a big deal or anything,
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it's just like
the biggest manager in LA
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is gonna be in my show.
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I got your back even
if I have to listen
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to your routine over,
and over, and over,
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- and over, and...
- Eyes on the road, please.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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Thank you.
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Oh, cool!
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Look, there's a ghost town.
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Come on, babe, let's stop.
It'll be so...
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No, are you kidding?
No!
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Oh, come on!
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Look, I just wanna stretch
my legs,
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maybe get something to eat,
and check my text.
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Your boyfriend can wait
a few hours
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before hearing from you, okay?
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We gotta get to LA ASAP,
so I can rehearse.
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You could rehearse tomorrow.
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Kyle.
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Okay, off we go.
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What the hell happened?
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Oh!
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Fuck, it's like 300 bucks.
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Do you have any service?
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What the hell are we gonna do?
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There's someone coming.
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Oh, babe, come on,
you gotta do better than that.
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I mean like strut your stuff,
show some booty.
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Come on.
Stick this out.
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There you go, yes!
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See?
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You hang out with me
long enough, you become fierce.
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Nailin' it.
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Wooh!
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We are gonna be saved!
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Well, that didn't work.
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Maybe I need some more
sexist tips.
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Any other bright ideas, Kyle?
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The ghost town.
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We can walk to that ghost town.
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Surely, someone's gotta have
a phone, right?
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How far is it?
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Said it was like what?
3 miles off the highway.
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We should be able to get there
before dark.
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Great, we won't die after all.
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It's not your fault.
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Oh, I know.
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Okay.
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Come on, I'm jokin', I'm jokin'.
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Come on, wait.
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* Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
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* Ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh *
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* Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
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* Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
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Ah!
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Sign says, "It's open".
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Locked.
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Julia, what are you doin'?
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Oh, come on.
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We didn't come all this way
for nothin'.
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Well, we also didn't come here
to be shot either.
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- Julia!
- Come on, baby.
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Looks abandoned to me.
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Hello?
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Hello.
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Hello!
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Ow, motherfucker.
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Jesus Christ.
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Hello?
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Damn it.
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I don't think
there's anyone here.
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Alright, well,
we're not givin' up yet.
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This place is fuckin' strange.
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Hey, there's a caravan
we can stay in.
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It's actually a camper van.
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Oh!
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Yeah, it's an American thing,
you wouldn't get it.
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Oh, look, babe, you get yourself
a pair of shoes.
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Oh, yeah?
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Cute.
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Or your beard trimmed.
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Hmm.
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Hello?
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Need a room.
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Desperately.
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Julia.
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What do you think
of the resemblance?
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Oh, so handsome.
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Treat.
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It's like a much younger
version of you.
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Hmm.
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Maybe you're right, Kyle,
this place is kind of weird.
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Giving me the creeps.
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So cool.
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Ooh! Oh, God!
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What is it?
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D... d... don't... don't...
don't worry.
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Just um,
just a friendly visitor.
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- No worries.
- What the hell is it, Kyle?
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There's a creature
of the slithering kind,
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but don't worry, it's fine.
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Okay, saddle your horses,
we're leavin'.
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You know,
how I feel about snakes, Kyle.
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Okay, alright,
so then where to now?
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I don't care!
Anywhere, but here.
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I will strip down to my bra
to get us a ride
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if I have to, okay?
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Julia!
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Oh.
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- Julia!
- Mm-mm.
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Julia!
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No, we need to get out
of this creepy ghost town
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before the ghosts come out!
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Alright.
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Alright, what'd you wanna do?
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I think
that's someone's house.
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I don't wanna go in in there.
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Spooky.
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Well, it's gonna get dark soon.
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So what other option
do we have?
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Fine.
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I like this color.
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Hello?
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Hi, our...
our car just broke down.
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We just wanna know
if someone's got a phone
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that we can use.
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Hello?
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What's that smell?
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I don't know.
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I think it's you, babe.
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What's that that
you're wearing?
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Oh.
Hmm, Dior.
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Beers.
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Babe, so old.
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Yeah.
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Hmm.
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Kyle, just don't.
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What is wrong with you?
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Babe, come on.
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There's no one here.
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Julia, there's someone in here.
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What do we do?
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Sir?
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Sir?
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I think you're gonna have
to do better than that.
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Oh, well, the job's yours
if you want it, honey.
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Excuse me.
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Sir.
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- Are you okay?
- He's not waking up.
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I think he's dead.
I think he's dead.
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He's not dead,
I can see him breathing.
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He's not breathing.
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I can see him breathing.
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Wake up!
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What the hell are you doin'
in my room?
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Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
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We weren't trespassing,
it's just we... we... we... we...
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found this place,
and then we somehow ended up
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in your room, and um,
w... w... we thought that um...
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Well, we thought...
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He thought you were dead.
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Dead?
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What are you doin' yellin'
at a dead man?
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Or maybe injured or something,
Julia.
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No, no, I was just takin'
my afternoon nap.
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We're so sorry
to have woken you.
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Um, um, Mr...
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Name's Ray.
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Hi, Ray.
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Hi.
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I'm Julia.
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Nice to meet you.
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And this is Kyle.
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We don't get much company out
this way.
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Yeah, well, um, the place
looks abandoned so...
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Well, we're in the middle
of renovatin' um,
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my brother and I, that is.
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- Oh.
- Oh, your brother?
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- Yeah.
- Mmhmm.
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Is he sleep somewhere around
here, too?
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No, uh, he's went off to town
for supplies.
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Alright, sorry, um,
do you have a phone?
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No, we don't have a phone here.
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Do you have a um, um,
a spare tire?
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W... w... we could give you
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- some money for it.
- Yeah.
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I probably got a couple
around here that might fit.
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Ah, okay!
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Terrific, right.
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So if we could just um...
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Maybe you could give us a lift
actually down there
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and then we can just
put the tire on,
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we'll be out of your hair.
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Yeah, that would be
a bit of a problem,
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'cause my brother's gone
with the only running vehicle.
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Uh, okay.
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- Could stay the night here.
- Hmm.
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Make you some supper.
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Uh, thank you, Ray, really,
thank you.
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It's just um, the reason
we're on this trip is actually
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Julia's got a really important
show tomorrow in LA.
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Show?
What kinda show?
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Uh, stand-up.
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I am standing up.
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No, um, stand-up comedy.
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I'm a comedian.
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Got you.
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I like a good joke out here
every now and then.
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Helps pass the time.
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When did you say the show was?
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Um, tomorrow night.
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Well, he'll be back by mornin'
and it's about four hours to LA
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from here, so should be able
to get you there by noon.
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Ah.
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It's good.
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Well, let's go get that supper.
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- Hey.
- Great.
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Well...
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Here we are.
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This stew is from an old
family recipe
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passed down by my grandma.
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- Thanks.
- Thanks.
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You're welcome.
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Hey, Ray, what's um,
what's that?
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Well, here, have a closer look.
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That's a replica of an actual
raptor's claw.
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Oh, treat.
246
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Oh, I love that.
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This whole area was a large hub
for all that.
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Can you imagine dinosaurs
roamed on this very property
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millions of years ago?
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00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,241
Oh, wow!
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Hmm, you have quite
the collection here.
252
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The whole backroom is full
of this stuff.
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Got thousands of artifacts
and fossils.
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00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,351
Wow, thousands?
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00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,485
Mmhmm.
256
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,990
Who's joseph Thompson?
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That's my brother
and these are his things.
258
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So are you and your brother
fixing up the ghost town
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to show to the public someday
or...
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That's the whole idea,
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and you can come and work
the front desk when we're done.
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Oh, that... that's a good one.
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There he goes again.
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That was funny.
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If the comedy thing
doesn't work out, that is.
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This place is so creepy.
267
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,394
Like people locked up in one
of these buildings or something.
268
00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:44,737
Need a hand with those, Ray?
269
00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:47,340
No, I can manage just fine.
270
00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:49,075
Sure wish I would have had
some time to show you around
271
00:21:49,175 --> 00:21:51,310
here before it got dark.
272
00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:53,179
Perhaps, we'll have some time
in the mornin'.
273
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,515
Oh, what time will your...
274
00:21:57,083 --> 00:22:00,152
What the hell was that?
275
00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:01,921
Just restless spirits,
don't mind them.
276
00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:03,155
No, really, Ray, what was that?
277
00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:05,024
D... does someone live
out there?
278
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:08,795
It's none of my business
who lives where.
279
00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:10,329
Outhouse right over there.
280
00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:12,031
Ray, Ray.
No, that was a strange noise.
281
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:13,800
Have you heard stuff
like that before?
282
00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:15,368
I live in a ghost town, son,
283
00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:17,770
I hear all kinds of
damn strange noises out here
284
00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:18,838
at night.
285
00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:20,507
Come on, let's get you
to your lodgings.
286
00:22:22,642 --> 00:22:25,011
We're gonna get murdered tonight
for sure.
287
00:23:06,085 --> 00:23:08,254
Oh, that oughta scare
the ghost away.
288
00:23:24,704 --> 00:23:28,541
Well, I'll leave you to it.
289
00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:29,876
Thank you so much, Ray.
290
00:23:30,009 --> 00:23:31,277
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
291
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:32,344
- Thank you.
- Sweet, thank you.
292
00:23:32,445 --> 00:23:33,780
You're so sweet, thank you.
293
00:23:35,882 --> 00:23:37,349
Oh, babe.
294
00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:12,819
Surely, there's a comedy bit
in all of this for you.
295
00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:15,622
Oh, you think so?
296
00:24:15,722 --> 00:24:17,056
Show me somethin'.
297
00:24:17,156 --> 00:24:17,924
Absolutely not.
298
00:24:18,057 --> 00:24:19,291
No, no, no, come on.
299
00:24:19,425 --> 00:24:20,426
Get up and show me something.
300
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,929
A little evening's
entertainment.
301
00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:24,296
Maybe I can learn something
from you.
302
00:24:24,430 --> 00:24:25,598
- Oh, babe.
- Yeah.
303
00:24:25,732 --> 00:24:26,733
Fine.
304
00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:29,301
Hmm.
305
00:24:29,435 --> 00:24:31,103
Hmm.
306
00:24:36,108 --> 00:24:36,943
Is this thing on?
307
00:24:37,076 --> 00:24:38,244
Yeah.
308
00:24:38,344 --> 00:24:40,179
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the Laugh Factory.
309
00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:42,448
Tonight, we're gonna speak
about caravans.
310
00:24:42,515 --> 00:24:46,352
The uh, funny thing about
stayin' in a caravan is...
311
00:24:50,657 --> 00:24:55,094
They... mm...
312
00:24:55,194 --> 00:24:57,463
They um, what?
313
00:24:57,530 --> 00:24:59,498
Alright, security, security,
we got a heckler.
314
00:24:59,632 --> 00:25:00,800
Get her out.
315
00:25:00,933 --> 00:25:01,834
They...
316
00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:10,176
Okay.
317
00:25:10,276 --> 00:25:11,310
Fine, I don't know.
318
00:25:11,443 --> 00:25:12,812
Fine.
I don't know.
319
00:25:12,945 --> 00:25:13,780
No idea.
320
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,982
Not as easy as it looks, huh?
321
00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:16,883
Alright, you put me on the spot.
322
00:25:17,049 --> 00:25:18,618
- You try it.
- Oh, no.
323
00:25:18,718 --> 00:25:19,786
No, no, no, no, no.
324
00:25:19,886 --> 00:25:20,987
I have tons of stuff,
325
00:25:21,053 --> 00:25:23,355
but you're just gonna have
to get me out of here alive
326
00:25:23,489 --> 00:25:25,157
and then I can show you
at my next gig.
327
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:33,499
Seriously though,
don't you think this Ray guy
328
00:25:33,566 --> 00:25:34,834
is strange?
329
00:25:34,967 --> 00:25:36,569
Maybe a little odd.
Why?
330
00:25:38,671 --> 00:25:41,173
I just feel like
he's hiding something.
331
00:25:42,642 --> 00:25:44,143
Uh, he's probably just not been
around many people.
332
00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:45,377
I mean look at this place.
333
00:25:45,477 --> 00:25:48,581
Did you see the pill bottles
next to his bed?
334
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,653
What if he's a psychopath
335
00:25:53,753 --> 00:25:57,690
and tries to kill us
in our sleep.
336
00:25:57,757 --> 00:25:59,191
Oh, bitch, please!
337
00:26:06,365 --> 00:26:08,267
Why would he wait
until we're asleep?
338
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,836
So we're less of a fight.
339
00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:12,571
Okay, you need to stop
right now,
340
00:26:12,705 --> 00:26:13,572
'cause you're gonna freak
yourself out
341
00:26:13,706 --> 00:26:14,874
and we all know how you get,
so...
342
00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:16,776
Okay.
343
00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:17,844
Don't say I didn't warn you.
344
00:26:17,944 --> 00:26:19,078
Oh, wait.
345
00:26:19,178 --> 00:26:20,680
- Where are you goin'?
- I have to pee.
346
00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:22,749
Alright, well,
I'll... I'll come with you.
347
00:26:22,849 --> 00:26:24,250
Why?
348
00:26:24,383 --> 00:26:25,584
For protection.
349
00:26:25,718 --> 00:26:28,020
I'm a man.
350
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,890
Right, for protection.
351
00:26:30,957 --> 00:26:31,924
I'm so sorry.
352
00:26:32,058 --> 00:26:33,592
- Um, ladies first.
- Let's go.
353
00:26:53,412 --> 00:26:55,314
Come on, Mr. Bojangles,
come on.
354
00:26:59,151 --> 00:27:00,419
Hey, there you go.
355
00:27:00,552 --> 00:27:01,320
Come on.
356
00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:02,889
Good boy, look.
357
00:27:54,306 --> 00:27:55,674
How long does it take you
to pee?
358
00:27:55,808 --> 00:27:57,343
Not much longer.
359
00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:01,113
I'll just meet you back
at the caravan.
360
00:28:01,213 --> 00:28:03,615
No, no, Julia, don't you dare!
361
00:28:03,716 --> 00:28:04,884
Don't you dare.
362
00:28:09,488 --> 00:28:10,689
I'll kill you.
363
00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:15,862
So where are you?
364
00:28:15,962 --> 00:28:17,463
You're dead!
365
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:21,968
Come on, let's go.
366
00:28:22,068 --> 00:28:23,302
Damn it.
367
00:28:24,503 --> 00:28:25,504
Insane.
368
00:28:25,571 --> 00:28:26,572
I'll get you.
369
00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:28,207
Come here.
370
00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:30,642
You son of a bastard,
son of a...
371
00:28:30,743 --> 00:28:33,345
I told you he was off.
372
00:28:36,015 --> 00:28:37,383
This way.
373
00:28:39,151 --> 00:28:40,486
Come on.
374
00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:45,657
Mr. Bojangles, where are you?
375
00:28:47,093 --> 00:28:48,527
Come on.
376
00:29:11,784 --> 00:29:13,085
No, no, no, no, no, no.
377
00:29:13,219 --> 00:29:14,720
I don't want,
"Here lies the hacked up body
378
00:29:14,854 --> 00:29:16,088
of Julia Clark
who could have lived a long
379
00:29:16,222 --> 00:29:17,890
and prosperous life
if only her friend Kyle,
380
00:29:17,957 --> 00:29:19,225
who's buried next to her,
hadn't said,
381
00:29:19,358 --> 00:29:20,259
'It'd be rude to leave, babe.'"
382
00:29:20,392 --> 00:29:22,895
written on my gravestone!
383
00:29:23,029 --> 00:29:24,196
Okay.
384
00:29:24,296 --> 00:29:27,466
You're stressed and I get that,
but like I really think
385
00:29:27,566 --> 00:29:28,935
there must be some
sort of explanation.
386
00:29:29,068 --> 00:29:30,569
Well, I'm not sticking around
to find out.
387
00:29:30,702 --> 00:29:31,770
I can't take your shit.
388
00:29:31,904 --> 00:29:33,039
Well, I thought
he was quite nice, okay?
389
00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:33,940
I can't imagine him
doin' anything that...
390
00:29:34,073 --> 00:29:35,574
Hey!
391
00:29:35,707 --> 00:29:37,209
Hey!
You guys!
392
00:29:37,309 --> 00:29:38,444
Hey!
393
00:29:38,577 --> 00:29:40,579
You guys, open up!
394
00:29:40,646 --> 00:29:41,747
No, open up!
395
00:29:41,881 --> 00:29:42,815
I'm tryin'
to tell you somethin'!
396
00:29:42,915 --> 00:29:44,716
Back the fuck off,
I'm warning you!
397
00:29:44,817 --> 00:29:46,318
Oh no, listen to me!
398
00:29:46,452 --> 00:29:47,253
Hear me out!
399
00:29:48,754 --> 00:29:49,788
Listen!
400
00:29:49,922 --> 00:29:52,058
There's something
in the goddamn barn out there.
401
00:29:59,398 --> 00:30:00,266
What?
402
00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:08,440
I can't believe that
just happened.
403
00:30:08,574 --> 00:30:09,575
What do we do now?
404
00:30:09,675 --> 00:30:11,343
Let's go back to the house
and find a phone.
405
00:30:11,477 --> 00:30:12,845
Come on.
406
00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:15,581
What was that?
407
00:30:15,681 --> 00:30:17,283
Who cares?
Let's go, we gotta go!
408
00:30:19,285 --> 00:30:20,686
Did you hear that?
409
00:30:22,788 --> 00:30:26,192
Holy shit, I think
there's someone in there.
410
00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:27,026
We gotta go, come on!
411
00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:27,493
I think there's someone
in there.
412
00:30:27,626 --> 00:30:28,527
No, no, no.
413
00:30:30,296 --> 00:30:31,197
Kyle.
414
00:30:31,297 --> 00:30:32,331
Wait, wait, wait!
415
00:30:37,703 --> 00:30:39,371
Hello?
416
00:31:02,161 --> 00:31:03,329
Run!
Go, go, go!
417
00:31:11,537 --> 00:31:12,638
What the fuck was that?
418
00:31:12,738 --> 00:31:14,040
I don't... I don't know.
419
00:31:14,173 --> 00:31:15,874
Was that like a coyote
or something?
420
00:31:16,008 --> 00:31:18,844
No, I think a lot more bigger
than that, than me.
421
00:31:18,911 --> 00:31:20,046
I feel like I'm in some
sort of nightmare.
422
00:31:20,179 --> 00:31:21,680
Okay, well,
get your shit together.
423
00:31:21,747 --> 00:31:23,349
We gotta find a phone
or something.
424
00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:37,196
Julia.
425
00:31:37,329 --> 00:31:38,330
Yeah?
426
00:31:59,451 --> 00:32:00,552
Fake.
427
00:32:00,686 --> 00:32:03,122
Isn't anything fucking real
in this place?
428
00:32:06,792 --> 00:32:09,628
Julia, there's not gonna be
a phone in the kitchen, alright?
429
00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:10,762
Gotta try.
430
00:32:19,205 --> 00:32:20,606
You've gotta be kidding me.
431
00:32:20,739 --> 00:32:21,473
What?
432
00:32:24,076 --> 00:32:26,412
He's a fucking liar.
433
00:32:26,545 --> 00:32:27,779
His brother's not coming!
434
00:32:27,913 --> 00:32:29,781
He never was.
435
00:32:29,915 --> 00:32:32,651
For all we know, he killed him
and fed him to that thing
436
00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:35,988
he's got locked up out there.
437
00:32:36,122 --> 00:32:37,456
What in the hell is going on?
438
00:32:37,556 --> 00:32:40,292
W... we uh,
we don't want any trouble.
439
00:32:40,426 --> 00:32:41,927
Where are you going?
440
00:32:42,061 --> 00:32:43,795
We're just about to leave.
441
00:32:43,929 --> 00:32:44,896
You can't.
442
00:32:44,997 --> 00:32:46,265
It's not safe out there.
443
00:32:46,398 --> 00:32:47,499
I got something trapped
in the shed
444
00:32:47,599 --> 00:32:49,568
and I don't know how long
it's gonna hold.
445
00:32:49,668 --> 00:32:51,003
What the hell is that thing?
446
00:32:51,103 --> 00:32:52,438
I don't know.
447
00:32:52,571 --> 00:32:54,240
I've never seen anything
like it.
448
00:32:54,340 --> 00:32:56,008
Why don't we just hunker
down here
449
00:32:56,142 --> 00:32:57,409
and wait till morning?
450
00:32:57,509 --> 00:32:59,678
- My brother will be here...
- Oh, bullshit!
451
00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:03,115
You lied to us,
you crazy old man.
452
00:33:03,249 --> 00:33:04,183
What do you mean?
453
00:33:04,283 --> 00:33:07,586
Your brother's not coming
for us tomorrow.
454
00:33:07,686 --> 00:33:09,521
Or ever.
455
00:33:12,258 --> 00:33:13,759
Why would you do that?
456
00:33:16,362 --> 00:33:19,865
Because I wanted the company.
457
00:33:19,965 --> 00:33:22,301
You don't know what it's like
bein' out here alone.
458
00:33:23,269 --> 00:33:26,105
Ever since Joe died.
459
00:33:36,548 --> 00:33:39,718
No more lies, Ray.
460
00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:42,788
We gotta know
what's happening here.
461
00:33:42,888 --> 00:33:44,523
And what's that thing
in the shed?
462
00:33:44,623 --> 00:33:46,625
I told you I don't know.
463
00:33:50,229 --> 00:33:52,531
Sorry about...
464
00:33:52,631 --> 00:33:55,301
You know, I... I did think
you were tryin' to kill us.
465
00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:04,376
What is it?
466
00:34:04,476 --> 00:34:05,877
I thought I saw something.
467
00:34:06,011 --> 00:34:07,179
What was it?
468
00:34:07,313 --> 00:34:08,714
I d... I don't know.
469
00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:17,989
Did you hear that?
470
00:34:18,090 --> 00:34:19,591
Hell, it got out.
471
00:34:27,166 --> 00:34:28,699
Mr. Bojangles, you're alive!
472
00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:30,402
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
473
00:34:30,536 --> 00:34:34,172
Ray, how long did you say that
the door would hold for again?
474
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:35,541
That wood plank
should hold it a while.
475
00:34:35,674 --> 00:34:36,842
Why?
476
00:34:38,277 --> 00:34:39,945
When I was at the shed,
when I fell backwards,
477
00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:42,447
I think I knocked the wood
out of place.
478
00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:48,786
But the door should hold it
for a little bit longer, right?
479
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,755
Wouldn't bet my life on it.
480
00:34:55,194 --> 00:34:58,029
Mr. Bojangles.
481
00:34:58,130 --> 00:34:59,798
Mr. Bojangles, come here.
482
00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:00,799
Mr. Bojangles.
483
00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:02,033
Come here.
484
00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:11,243
Come on, get over here,
come on.
485
00:35:16,782 --> 00:35:18,717
- Mr. Bojangles.
- Come here.
486
00:35:18,817 --> 00:35:19,651
Come on, come on, come on.
487
00:35:21,453 --> 00:35:23,489
Come on.
488
00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:24,890
Come on, boy.
489
00:35:33,899 --> 00:35:34,900
I'm gonna get my dog, damn it.
490
00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:36,134
Ray?
491
00:35:36,268 --> 00:35:37,803
Come here, boy, come on.
492
00:35:37,936 --> 00:35:40,239
Come on, hurry up.
493
00:35:40,306 --> 00:35:41,173
Come on.
494
00:35:45,344 --> 00:35:46,512
Come on.
495
00:35:46,645 --> 00:35:48,280
That's it, come on, come on.
496
00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:01,493
Yeah, do it again.
Do it again.
497
00:36:01,627 --> 00:36:03,962
Come on, Mr. Bojangles.
Come on, boy.
498
00:36:04,095 --> 00:36:05,764
- Come.
- Come on.
499
00:36:05,831 --> 00:36:06,765
Come on.
500
00:36:06,865 --> 00:36:09,801
Come on, boy.
501
00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:11,937
Come on.
502
00:36:12,037 --> 00:36:13,539
Come on.
Here we go.
503
00:36:18,844 --> 00:36:20,178
No!
504
00:36:22,981 --> 00:36:24,983
No way!
No!
505
00:36:25,050 --> 00:36:26,452
Oh.
506
00:36:26,552 --> 00:36:29,288
- Ray.
- Mr. Bojangles.
507
00:36:29,388 --> 00:36:31,122
This can't be real, this
can't be fuckin' real, okay?
508
00:36:31,223 --> 00:36:32,991
I'm gonna wake up soon.
509
00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:39,064
Get those out.
510
00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:40,399
Get those out.
511
00:36:48,874 --> 00:36:50,075
It knows we're in here.
512
00:36:51,410 --> 00:36:53,879
But if we don't draw
any more attention to ourselves,
513
00:36:54,012 --> 00:36:55,481
it might lose interest.
514
00:37:01,587 --> 00:37:03,088
Shut those out.
515
00:37:08,894 --> 00:37:10,195
Turn that lamp off.
516
00:37:14,766 --> 00:37:15,401
Get down!
517
00:37:15,501 --> 00:37:16,335
Down!
518
00:37:18,604 --> 00:37:20,105
Down.
519
00:37:25,944 --> 00:37:27,446
- Over here, come here.
- Julia.
520
00:37:37,289 --> 00:37:39,558
We can't stay here,
it's gonna get in.
521
00:37:40,892 --> 00:37:43,895
Listen, I can try to get
to the truck.
522
00:37:44,029 --> 00:37:46,365
The batteries about shot in it,
523
00:37:46,465 --> 00:37:49,301
but if I can get to the shed
and get the battery charger,
524
00:37:49,435 --> 00:37:51,970
I might be able
to get it started, okay?
525
00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:00,912
Here we are,
there's the saloon...
526
00:38:02,548 --> 00:38:03,815
there's the shed.
527
00:38:05,250 --> 00:38:09,588
You two get over the saloon
and go through it.
528
00:38:09,721 --> 00:38:13,725
I'm gonna go out back,
get to the shed,
529
00:38:13,825 --> 00:38:16,094
and then I'm gonna come around
this way,
530
00:38:16,161 --> 00:38:18,263
and meet you over at the truck
by the saloon.
531
00:38:18,397 --> 00:38:19,130
Okay.
532
00:38:19,264 --> 00:38:20,098
Okay.
533
00:38:20,231 --> 00:38:21,567
Here.
534
00:38:24,836 --> 00:38:26,438
You're gonna need this.
535
00:38:28,407 --> 00:38:29,475
Okay?
536
00:38:55,867 --> 00:38:57,803
Here, you might need this.
537
00:38:57,869 --> 00:38:59,104
Thank you.
538
00:38:59,204 --> 00:39:00,606
Okay, go.
539
00:40:06,705 --> 00:40:08,239
It's right there.
540
00:40:35,801 --> 00:40:36,902
Are you okay?
541
00:40:36,968 --> 00:40:38,269
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
542
00:40:38,403 --> 00:40:39,605
Did the light flash
in your eyes?
543
00:40:39,738 --> 00:40:40,739
Listen, I'm fine, okay?
544
00:40:40,806 --> 00:40:42,240
- I'm fine.
- Okay.
545
00:40:51,817 --> 00:40:53,251
What's it doing?
546
00:40:56,154 --> 00:40:57,489
Julia, Julia, Julia.
547
00:40:57,589 --> 00:40:58,456
Ju...
548
00:41:00,659 --> 00:41:02,661
Julia.
549
00:41:02,794 --> 00:41:03,995
Julia.
550
00:41:12,504 --> 00:41:14,973
It's just a statue.
551
00:41:15,106 --> 00:41:17,075
It's a frickin' statue.
552
00:41:23,081 --> 00:41:24,583
Just a frickin' donkey.
553
00:41:40,465 --> 00:41:42,267
Go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go.
554
00:41:45,470 --> 00:41:46,371
Come on.
555
00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:01,219
Do you see anything?
556
00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:03,021
No, nothin'.
557
00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:14,465
I see Ray!
558
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:37,656
Oh shit, it's gonna get him.
559
00:42:38,590 --> 00:42:40,258
- Ray!
- Ray!
560
00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:41,426
Ray, watch out!
561
00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:43,061
Ray!
562
00:42:46,732 --> 00:42:48,166
- Ray!
- Ray!
563
00:42:48,266 --> 00:42:49,034
Ray, watch out!
564
00:43:07,619 --> 00:43:09,454
Ray!
565
00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:11,389
Julia.
566
00:43:11,456 --> 00:43:12,791
Julia!
567
00:43:12,958 --> 00:43:14,960
Don't worry, stay here.
568
00:43:16,628 --> 00:43:18,596
Julia!
569
00:43:28,039 --> 00:43:29,307
Hey!
570
00:43:30,976 --> 00:43:32,811
Hey, over here!
571
00:45:08,339 --> 00:45:10,508
Come on, come on, come on!
572
00:45:10,641 --> 00:45:11,743
Come on!
573
00:45:14,813 --> 00:45:16,381
Yes!
Yes, I did it!
574
00:45:16,481 --> 00:45:17,582
Yes!
575
00:45:35,033 --> 00:45:36,501
Oh.
576
00:45:36,601 --> 00:45:38,503
What's the matter, son?
577
00:45:38,603 --> 00:45:39,570
You o...
578
00:45:39,670 --> 00:45:40,705
What's wrong?
579
00:45:49,514 --> 00:45:51,116
You okay?
What's wrong?
580
00:46:39,264 --> 00:46:40,899
Yeah, okay.
581
00:46:40,999 --> 00:46:41,933
Just take it easy.
582
00:46:42,067 --> 00:46:43,568
- Where's Julia?
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
583
00:46:43,668 --> 00:46:44,402
no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
584
00:46:44,502 --> 00:46:45,003
No, no,
we need to find Julia.
585
00:46:45,136 --> 00:46:45,803
Come on, we will.
586
00:46:45,937 --> 00:46:49,274
Just take it easy, okay?
587
00:46:49,407 --> 00:46:50,575
- I'm fine, Ray.
- You sure?
588
00:46:50,641 --> 00:46:52,643
- Hmm.
- You okay to sit up?
589
00:46:52,777 --> 00:46:54,679
Yeah.
590
00:46:54,812 --> 00:46:56,147
Okay.
591
00:46:56,247 --> 00:46:57,949
Now you listen to me.
592
00:46:58,083 --> 00:47:01,019
You stay right here,
and take it easy, and rest up.
593
00:47:01,152 --> 00:47:03,488
I'll go get her.
594
00:47:03,621 --> 00:47:05,190
You should be ready to get
the hell out of here
595
00:47:05,323 --> 00:47:07,192
when we get back, okay?
596
00:47:29,047 --> 00:47:30,015
Come on!
597
00:47:31,449 --> 00:47:33,451
Ray!
598
00:47:46,297 --> 00:47:48,033
Ray!
599
00:50:14,179 --> 00:50:16,013
Ray.
600
00:50:16,147 --> 00:50:17,382
Ray.
601
00:50:24,455 --> 00:50:26,491
What the hell is happening?
602
00:50:26,624 --> 00:50:27,825
Fuck.
603
00:50:27,958 --> 00:50:29,060
Ray.
604
00:50:41,539 --> 00:50:42,807
Kyle.
605
00:50:45,710 --> 00:50:47,378
Kyle, are you in here?
606
00:50:58,756 --> 00:50:59,824
Where is it?
607
00:50:59,924 --> 00:51:01,192
It's in the backroom.
608
00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:07,232
Ray didn't make it.
609
00:51:07,365 --> 00:51:08,699
I know.
610
00:51:08,833 --> 00:51:10,168
Uh, the car.
611
00:51:10,235 --> 00:51:12,737
Uh, it's dead.
612
00:51:13,738 --> 00:51:14,939
No!
613
00:51:21,446 --> 00:51:22,247
Where do we go?
614
00:51:22,380 --> 00:51:23,881
Far away from here.
615
00:52:04,589 --> 00:52:05,956
Right, if we're gonna get
out of here alive,
616
00:52:06,090 --> 00:52:08,793
we have to either kill
the fuckin' thing or trap it,
617
00:52:08,926 --> 00:52:10,060
so...
618
00:52:13,431 --> 00:52:14,632
Okay.
619
00:52:46,664 --> 00:52:48,499
Okay, here's the plan.
620
00:52:51,302 --> 00:52:53,938
One of us, get on the roof
and will distract it.
621
00:52:54,038 --> 00:52:56,040
While the other's...
622
00:52:56,140 --> 00:52:58,309
I think if we can in lure it,
we can close the door,
623
00:52:58,443 --> 00:53:00,678
and lock it in that cage section
at the back.
624
00:53:00,811 --> 00:53:03,281
Do you understand?
Okay?
625
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:09,954
Holy shit!
626
00:53:10,054 --> 00:53:11,055
- Come here, come on.
- Whoa, okay.
627
00:53:11,188 --> 00:53:12,223
- Okay.
- Okay. Yeah, yeah.
628
00:53:12,357 --> 00:53:14,525
I'll go on the roof,
you go get the horse food, okay?
629
00:53:14,659 --> 00:53:15,493
- Okay.
- You with me?
630
00:53:15,626 --> 00:53:16,461
- Yeah.
- Okay.
631
00:53:16,527 --> 00:53:17,862
1.
632
00:53:17,995 --> 00:53:19,163
- 2.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
633
00:53:19,230 --> 00:53:20,298
- What?
- I have a question, okay?
634
00:53:20,398 --> 00:53:21,366
- I have a question.
- What, what?
635
00:53:21,499 --> 00:53:23,200
Okay, so...
so there's a horse truck, yeah?
636
00:53:23,334 --> 00:53:24,702
For horses.
It's for horses,
637
00:53:24,835 --> 00:53:25,803
not for this fuckin' pig!
638
00:53:25,870 --> 00:53:27,137
You have a better idea?
639
00:53:27,238 --> 00:53:29,407
- No! No!
- I love you.
640
00:53:29,507 --> 00:53:30,408
You can do this.
641
00:53:30,541 --> 00:53:31,041
- Ready?
- Yeah.
642
00:53:31,175 --> 00:53:32,042
1.
643
00:53:32,176 --> 00:53:33,077
2.
644
00:53:33,210 --> 00:53:33,878
Let's go!
645
00:53:34,011 --> 00:53:35,179
Go, go!
646
00:53:37,515 --> 00:53:39,250
Run!
647
00:53:45,022 --> 00:53:47,024
Kyle!
648
00:54:03,207 --> 00:54:05,343
Hey!
649
00:54:34,905 --> 00:54:37,141
Over here, you old fuck!
650
00:54:43,914 --> 00:54:45,316
Kyle!
651
00:54:45,416 --> 00:54:46,584
Julia.
652
00:54:46,751 --> 00:54:47,652
Go.
653
00:54:47,752 --> 00:54:49,620
No.
654
00:54:49,754 --> 00:54:51,889
Now!
655
00:55:40,971 --> 00:55:43,508
No, you die,
you piece of shit!
656
00:55:43,641 --> 00:55:46,276
Come and get me!
657
00:57:06,223 --> 00:57:09,126
* I rode into town
658
00:57:09,226 --> 00:57:12,096
* About an hour ago
659
00:57:12,229 --> 00:57:15,232
* I had to check my pressure
660
00:57:15,365 --> 00:57:18,268
* My tank was running old
661
00:57:18,402 --> 00:57:21,472
* Next thing I see
662
00:57:21,572 --> 00:57:25,409
* Women in low-cut jeans
663
00:57:25,543 --> 00:57:27,411
* Uh, that's a sweet little
honey sayin' *
664
00:57:27,545 --> 00:57:31,381
* I sure like your truck
665
00:57:31,448 --> 00:57:34,118
* I take off my hat
666
00:57:34,251 --> 00:57:35,720
* And I smile...
667
00:57:38,756 --> 00:57:41,325
$20 gas.
668
00:57:41,425 --> 00:57:42,493
Are you alright?
669
00:57:42,627 --> 00:57:44,495
I'm fine, give me my change.
670
00:57:50,501 --> 00:57:52,002
You're welcome.
671
00:57:54,772 --> 00:57:55,973
Asshole.
672
00:59:29,399 --> 00:59:30,735
Oh my God!
673
00:59:35,205 --> 00:59:37,041
I thought you were dead.
674
00:59:37,174 --> 00:59:38,208
I told you,
I wouldn't miss your show
675
00:59:38,342 --> 00:59:40,177
for the world, hey?
676
00:59:50,888 --> 00:59:52,056
So like...
677
00:59:52,122 --> 00:59:53,257
* Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
678
00:59:53,390 --> 00:59:57,895
Like... like how the fuck
are you alive right now?
679
00:59:58,028 --> 00:59:59,529
I hid in the closet.
680
01:00:01,131 --> 01:00:03,367
You were in the closet.
681
01:00:03,467 --> 01:00:05,435
I've been in the closet
for 17 years.
682
01:00:08,372 --> 01:00:10,240
You were in the closet.
683
01:00:10,374 --> 01:00:12,877
Wow.
684
01:00:12,943 --> 01:00:15,279
Shared trauma, baby.
685
01:00:15,412 --> 01:00:16,914
We got shared trauma now.
686
01:00:17,047 --> 01:00:18,548
What?
Yeah.
687
01:00:18,649 --> 01:00:21,819
I mean what the fuck
just happened?
688
01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:23,754
Oh.
689
01:00:23,888 --> 01:00:26,556
We forgot our backpacks.
690
01:00:26,623 --> 01:00:27,792
Oh.
691
01:00:27,958 --> 01:00:29,626
That's fine.
692
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:31,929
I don't need a backpack.
693
01:00:32,062 --> 01:00:34,231
Oh, 3 miles back to the car.
694
01:00:34,298 --> 01:00:35,800
I'm gonna call my mom now.
695
01:00:35,966 --> 01:00:37,501
Yeah.
696
01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:38,903
Phew.
697
01:00:38,969 --> 01:00:40,104
I'm hungry.
698
01:00:40,237 --> 01:00:41,906
- I'm hungry, too.
- Yeah.
699
01:00:41,972 --> 01:00:44,141
- Let's go to Danny's.
- Danny's.
700
01:00:44,308 --> 01:00:45,309
Oh, pancake.
701
01:00:45,442 --> 01:00:46,777
Oh, waffles.
702
01:00:46,911 --> 01:00:48,779
Oh, treat!
703
01:00:55,986 --> 01:00:58,923
Okay, uh, this next comedian
coming to the stage,
704
01:00:59,023 --> 01:01:00,424
she's hilarious.
705
01:01:00,524 --> 01:01:03,761
Originally from Las Vegas,
now livin' here in Los Angeles,
706
01:01:03,861 --> 01:01:07,865
please put your hands together
for the very funny Julia Clarke.
707
01:01:12,803 --> 01:01:15,139
Hi guys.
708
01:01:15,205 --> 01:01:16,140
My name is Julia.
709
01:01:16,273 --> 01:01:17,975
Nice to meet you.
710
01:01:18,108 --> 01:01:19,343
Uh, how's everyone doing?
711
01:01:19,476 --> 01:01:20,978
- Are you doing good?
- Yeah.
712
01:01:21,045 --> 01:01:23,347
Right, good?
713
01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:24,381
Honestly, however you're doing,
714
01:01:24,514 --> 01:01:26,650
you're probably doing better
than me.
715
01:01:26,717 --> 01:01:27,818
I'm doing pretty bad.
716
01:01:28,986 --> 01:01:31,388
I'm... honestly,
let's be real for a second.
717
01:01:31,521 --> 01:01:35,192
I'm still dealing
with the emotional trauma
718
01:01:35,292 --> 01:01:39,730
from being attacked by a raptor.
719
01:01:41,231 --> 01:01:42,900
A prehistoric dinosaur.
720
01:01:43,033 --> 01:01:45,169
Yeah, I'm dead serious.
721
01:01:46,536 --> 01:01:47,337
Yeah.
722
01:01:47,404 --> 01:01:49,840
Actually,
I was almost literally dead,
723
01:01:49,974 --> 01:01:52,409
but my fabulously handsome
724
01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:56,380
and terrible at driving
best friend Kyle saved my life.
725
01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:57,014
- Aw.
- Give him... aw!
726
01:01:57,147 --> 01:01:57,882
Ooh.
727
01:01:58,015 --> 01:02:01,018
Yeah, it's me, bitches!
728
01:02:01,085 --> 01:02:02,686
Ooh!
729
01:02:02,820 --> 01:02:05,022
He's actually newly single,
by the way.
730
01:02:06,523 --> 01:02:08,325
Uh, but ladies don't bother,
731
01:02:08,392 --> 01:02:10,560
he just recently came
out of the closet, so...
732
01:02:10,694 --> 01:02:11,561
Aw.
733
01:02:11,695 --> 01:02:13,998
Where he was hiding
from the raptor!
734
01:02:14,064 --> 01:02:15,933
Remember I was talking about
the raptor?
735
01:02:16,066 --> 01:02:17,234
Yeah, I wasn't kidding
about that.
736
01:02:17,367 --> 01:02:18,869
I wasn't kidding.
737
01:02:18,936 --> 01:02:20,270
But also just some...
738
01:02:20,404 --> 01:02:22,072
some genuine advice
for you guys.
739
01:02:22,239 --> 01:02:25,075
If you ever find yourself
running from a raptor,
740
01:02:25,209 --> 01:02:27,544
I suggest wearing comfy shoes,
741
01:02:27,611 --> 01:02:29,847
because they are really
fucking fast.
742
01:02:31,281 --> 01:02:33,250
And they're really smart, too.
743
01:02:33,383 --> 01:02:35,085
While me and Kyle
were running you know,
744
01:02:35,219 --> 01:02:37,554
Kyle's like,
"Oh, do you think he saw us?"
745
01:02:41,225 --> 01:02:42,692
And I was like, "Yeah, Kyle,
he saw us,
746
01:02:42,759 --> 01:02:45,762
and he's probably doing
our fucking taxes, too."
747
01:02:47,064 --> 01:02:48,098
"He's really smart."
748
01:02:48,232 --> 01:02:49,900
He's like, "Oh, Julia, I just-
749
01:02:50,034 --> 01:02:53,637
I saw you spent $200
at IKEA in July.
750
01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:55,806
We could probably claim that
back on work expenses."
751
01:02:55,940 --> 01:02:57,707
"Oh my God, raptor, really?"
752
01:02:59,276 --> 01:03:00,110
"That's like so cool.
753
01:03:00,277 --> 01:03:01,145
Thank you so much."
754
01:03:01,278 --> 01:03:02,246
"Yeah, of course, Julia.
755
01:03:02,312 --> 01:03:03,713
Also, one more thing."
756
01:03:03,814 --> 01:03:04,548
"Yeah, raptor?"
757
01:03:07,384 --> 01:03:09,719
And then he eats me,
'cause he's a fucking dinosaur.
758
01:03:53,964 --> 01:03:56,033
Babe, what's goin' on?
759
01:03:57,367 --> 01:03:58,835
What's goin' on?
You okay?
760
01:03:58,969 --> 01:03:59,636
Yeah.
761
01:03:59,769 --> 01:04:01,371
Oh, I'm fine, I'm fine.
762
01:04:01,471 --> 01:04:02,439
- I'm sorry.
- Yeah.
763
01:04:02,539 --> 01:04:03,273
Hey, don't be silly.
764
01:04:03,373 --> 01:04:04,541
Come here.
765
01:04:05,642 --> 01:04:07,811
So that nightmare again?
766
01:04:07,978 --> 01:04:08,845
Yeah.
767
01:04:08,979 --> 01:04:10,447
Hmm.
768
01:04:11,481 --> 01:04:13,150
Not the one that I get eaten,
is it?
769
01:04:15,452 --> 01:04:16,286
Maybe.
770
01:04:16,386 --> 01:04:19,723
Hmm, right.
771
01:04:19,856 --> 01:04:20,857
Sorry.
772
01:04:20,991 --> 01:04:22,492
Okay.
773
01:04:22,626 --> 01:04:23,961
Look, I get it, okay,
I really do,
774
01:04:24,028 --> 01:04:25,862
but they found it, right?
775
01:04:25,996 --> 01:04:27,697
There's nothing to worry
about anymore, okay?
776
01:04:27,831 --> 01:04:31,535
I know, but I just keep
thinking like w...
777
01:04:31,668 --> 01:04:34,704
what if he made more, you know?
778
01:04:36,473 --> 01:04:38,308
Babe, that's ridiculous.
779
01:04:38,375 --> 01:04:39,743
- There's no way he made more.
- Is it?
780
01:04:39,876 --> 01:04:42,046
He could have totally made more.
781
01:04:42,179 --> 01:04:43,580
It's crazy that he made one.
782
01:04:43,713 --> 01:04:45,215
There's no way, I promise you.
783
01:04:45,349 --> 01:04:46,850
- You promise?
- Promise.
784
01:04:48,352 --> 01:04:50,020
Don't worry.
785
01:05:06,336 --> 01:05:08,072
They have earthquakes in LA,
right?
786
01:05:08,205 --> 01:05:09,606
- Right, totally.
- You're fine.
787
01:05:09,706 --> 01:05:11,041
Yeah.
788
01:05:11,175 --> 01:05:12,009
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
789
01:05:46,210 --> 01:05:47,711
See?
790
01:05:47,811 --> 01:05:48,712
Nothin'.
791
01:06:47,537 --> 01:06:49,439
Ready?
And action!
792
01:06:49,539 --> 01:06:50,774
Now, you listen to me.
793
01:06:50,874 --> 01:06:54,044
You stay right here
and rest up.
794
01:06:54,211 --> 01:06:55,779
I'll go get her, okay?
795
01:06:55,879 --> 01:06:56,846
Okay.
796
01:06:56,946 --> 01:06:59,283
Just be ready to go
when we get back.
797
01:07:02,952 --> 01:07:04,821
Oh, no, no!
798
01:07:10,627 --> 01:07:12,829
Oh, God, no!
799
01:07:14,231 --> 01:07:15,399
What?
800
01:07:15,532 --> 01:07:16,700
Come on.
801
01:07:16,833 --> 01:07:17,867
What are you guys laughin' for?
802
01:07:18,001 --> 01:07:19,069
You're supposed to say "cut".
803
01:07:24,007 --> 01:07:26,176
You guys are gonna kill
my vocal chords.
51600
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