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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,667 --> 00:00:06,583 - PARKER ABRAMS. I'M AT KRESGE HALL. - BUFFY SUMMERS. STEVENSON. 2 00:00:06,583 --> 00:00:09,792 [ Man ] PREVIOUSLY ON BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER. 3 00:00:09,792 --> 00:00:11,417 [ Parker ] WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 4 00:00:11,417 --> 00:00:13,417 [ Buffy ] MAKING A CHOICE. 5 00:00:13,417 --> 00:00:15,542 PARKER, DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG? 6 00:00:15,542 --> 00:00:17,458 [ Parker ] DIDN'T YOU HAVE FUN? 7 00:00:17,458 --> 00:00:20,458 - IS THAT ALL IT WAS? - WHAT ELSE WAS IT SUPPOSED TO BE? 8 00:00:20,458 --> 00:00:24,917 [ Buffy ] HE'S MANIPULATIVE AND SHALLOW. AND WHY DOESN'T HE WANT ME? 9 00:00:24,917 --> 00:00:27,250 SAY HI TO NON-COLLEGE GUY. 10 00:00:27,250 --> 00:00:29,375 NOT THAT I MIND, BUT DON'T NON-COLLEGE GUYS 11 00:00:29,375 --> 00:00:31,375 USUALLY POPULATE THE NON-CAMPUS? 12 00:00:31,375 --> 00:00:34,250 TOWNIE, HUH? YOU LOOK SO NORMAL. 13 00:00:48,125 --> 00:00:49,708 [ Snarling ] 14 00:00:54,750 --> 00:00:56,375 BUFFY? 15 00:00:56,375 --> 00:00:58,291 PARKER? 16 00:00:58,291 --> 00:00:59,792 STAY DOWN. 17 00:01:07,708 --> 00:01:08,959 BUFFY! 18 00:01:40,125 --> 00:01:41,750 BUFFY. 19 00:01:41,750 --> 00:01:44,583 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 20 00:01:44,583 --> 00:01:46,667 AFTER HOW I'VE TREATED YOU, 21 00:01:46,667 --> 00:01:48,500 NOW I OWE YOU MY LIFE. 22 00:01:50,333 --> 00:01:52,125 IT'S NOTHING. 23 00:01:52,125 --> 00:01:55,208 IT'S EVERYTHING. YOU'RE EVERYTHING. 24 00:01:55,208 --> 00:02:00,000 AND I'M GONNA DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET YOU TO FORGIVE ME. 25 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:03,083 DO YOU THINK ONE DAY YOU MIGHT? 26 00:02:04,250 --> 00:02:06,875 [ Girl Giggling ] 27 00:02:15,875 --> 00:02:19,250 THESE ARE THE THINGS WE WANT--SIMPLE THINGS. 28 00:02:19,250 --> 00:02:22,542 COMFORT, SEX, SHELTER, FOOD. 29 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:25,625 WE ALWAYS WANT THEM, AND WE WANT THEM ALL THE TIME. 30 00:02:25,625 --> 00:02:28,583 THE ID DOESN'T LEARN. IT DOESN'T GROW UP. 31 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:31,208 IT HAS THE EGO TELLING IT WHAT IT CAN'T HAVE, 32 00:02:31,208 --> 00:02:34,333 AND IT HAS THE SUPEREGO TELLING IT WHAT IT SHOULDN'T WANT, 33 00:02:34,333 --> 00:02:37,291 BUT THE ID WORKS SOLELY OUT OF THE PLEASURE PRINCIPLE. 34 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:39,041 IT WANTS. 35 00:02:39,041 --> 00:02:41,750 WHATEVER SOCIAL SKILLS WE'VE LEARNED, 36 00:02:41,750 --> 00:02:43,375 HOWEVER MUCH WE'VE EVOLVED, 37 00:02:43,375 --> 00:02:46,750 THE PLEASURE PRINCIPLE IS AT WORK IN ALL OF US. 38 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:49,625 SO, HOW DOES THIS CONFLICT WITH THE EGO 39 00:02:49,625 --> 00:02:51,667 MANIFEST ITSELF ON THE PSYCHE? 40 00:02:51,667 --> 00:02:53,834 WHAT DO WE DO WHEN WE CAN'T HAVE WHAT WE WANT? 41 00:03:08,291 --> 00:03:11,209 BUFFY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 42 00:03:11,917 --> 00:03:13,875 AFTER HOW I'VE TREATED YOU AND... 43 00:03:13,875 --> 00:03:15,792 NOW I OWE YOU MY LIFE. 44 00:03:15,792 --> 00:03:18,667 CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME? 45 00:04:23,917 --> 00:04:25,708 ROUGH DAY? 46 00:04:25,708 --> 00:04:28,375 COME ON, BUFF. BE A LONELY DRUNK. 47 00:04:32,166 --> 00:04:33,792 ROUGH DAY? 48 00:04:33,792 --> 00:04:35,583 STOP FLICKING AT ME. 49 00:04:35,583 --> 00:04:37,333 WORK WITH ME HERE. 50 00:04:37,333 --> 00:04:39,917 I'M FINALLY AN ESSENTIAL PART OF YOUR COLLEGE-Y LIFE. 51 00:04:39,917 --> 00:04:41,750 NO MORE LOOKIN' DOWN ON THE TOWNIE. 52 00:04:41,750 --> 00:04:44,542 I'M THE NEW BARTENDER OVER AT THE PUB. 53 00:04:44,542 --> 00:04:48,083 GOT MY LIGHTER, MY RAG, MY EMPATHY FACE. 54 00:04:49,125 --> 00:04:51,083 AREN'T YOU TOO YOUNG TO BE A BARTENDER? 55 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:52,875 AU CONTRAIRE, MON FRèRE. 56 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:54,125 FRèRE MEANS BROTHER. 57 00:04:54,125 --> 00:04:56,041 MON GIRL-FRèRE. 58 00:04:56,041 --> 00:04:57,291 BEHOLD. 59 00:04:59,625 --> 00:05:02,208 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS IS ENTIRELY ON THE UP-AND-UP. 60 00:05:02,208 --> 00:05:03,166 WHAT GIVES IT AWAY? 61 00:05:03,166 --> 00:05:04,458 LOOKING AT IT. 62 00:05:04,458 --> 00:05:07,209 WELL, NO ONE'S GONNA SEE IT, ANYWAY. 63 00:05:07,209 --> 00:05:09,792 NOW I'M THE BARTENDER. I KICK PEOPLE OUT. 64 00:05:09,792 --> 00:05:12,417 YOU KNOW THERE'S MORE TO IT THAN WIPING AND KICKING? 65 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,041 MIXING DRINKS, FOR INSTANCE. 66 00:05:16,041 --> 00:05:17,291 OH, I'VE SEEN COCKTAIL. 67 00:05:17,291 --> 00:05:20,125 I CAN DO THE HIPPY-HIPPY SHAKE. 68 00:05:20,125 --> 00:05:22,041 WELL, EVEN IF I HAD A PRETEND CIGARETTE, 69 00:05:22,041 --> 00:05:24,250 I COULDN'T TELL YOU MY PRETEND PROBLEMS. 70 00:05:24,250 --> 00:05:26,375 REAL ONES HAVE CLOGGED UP MY HEAD SPACE. 71 00:05:26,375 --> 00:05:29,792 OOH, THEN UNLOAD 'EM RIGHT HERE, BABY. 72 00:05:29,792 --> 00:05:34,291 ROUGH DAY? YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT IT? 73 00:05:34,291 --> 00:05:36,792 SHUTTING UP NOW. 74 00:05:36,792 --> 00:05:39,625 I'M PREGNANT BY MY STEPBROTHER, WHO'D RATHER BE WITH MY BEST FRIEND, 75 00:05:39,625 --> 00:05:42,500 WHO'S LEFT ME WITH NO PLACE TO LIVE, 76 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:44,667 NO FOOD, EXCEPT FOR THIS BOTTLE OF WILD TURKEY, 77 00:05:44,667 --> 00:05:46,291 WHICH I DRANK ALL UP. 78 00:05:48,166 --> 00:05:51,000 THAT WAS ME BEING TANKED AND FRIENDLESS FOR YA. 79 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,959 GETS MY OSCAR NOD. 80 00:05:52,959 --> 00:05:54,917 YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S CLASS TIME. 81 00:05:54,917 --> 00:05:57,500 SO, YOU GONNA COME BY TONIGHT TO THE PUB? 82 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:59,375 OZ, BRONZE, DATE. 83 00:06:00,333 --> 00:06:02,750 YOU KNOW, MAYBE... 84 00:06:02,750 --> 00:06:05,209 MAYBE HE'S JUST HAVING TROUBLE DEALING. 85 00:06:05,209 --> 00:06:09,083 I MEAN, DON'T GUYS SOMETIMES KEEP THE GIRLS THEY REALLY, REALLY LIKE 86 00:06:09,083 --> 00:06:12,209 INSIDE THESE DEEP LITTLE BRAIN FANTASY BUBBLES 87 00:06:12,209 --> 00:06:14,208 WHERE EVERYTHING'S PERFECT? 88 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:16,375 I MEAN, THEY DO THAT, RIGHT? 89 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:18,208 HOW'S THE FUGUE STATE COMING ALONG? 90 00:06:18,208 --> 00:06:20,208 PARKER. 91 00:06:20,208 --> 00:06:22,041 MAYBE I'M IN HIS BUBBLE. 92 00:06:22,041 --> 00:06:23,917 AND THEN, PRETTY SOON, HE'S GONNA REALIZE 93 00:06:23,917 --> 00:06:26,166 THAT HE WANTS MORE THAN JUST BUBBLE-BUFFY, 94 00:06:26,166 --> 00:06:29,250 AND HE'LL POP ME OUT AND WE'LL GO TO DINNER, 95 00:06:29,250 --> 00:06:32,208 AND...IT COULD HAPPEN, RIGHT? 96 00:06:32,208 --> 00:06:35,375 BUFFY, THAT IS MY BEST FRIEND, 97 00:06:35,375 --> 00:06:37,500 YOU NEED TO THINK ABOUT NOT PARKER. 98 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:39,209 HE'S NO GOOD. 99 00:06:39,209 --> 00:06:41,000 THERE ARE MEN, BETTER MEN, 100 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:44,458 WHEREIN THE MIND IS STRONGER THAN THE PENIS. 101 00:06:44,458 --> 00:06:46,792 PFFFT. NOTHING CAN DEFEAT THE PENIS. 102 00:06:48,250 --> 00:06:50,750 TOO LOUD. VERY UNSEEMLY. 103 00:06:51,917 --> 00:06:53,834 I MEAN, I'M SORRY TO BE SO COARSE, 104 00:06:53,834 --> 00:06:57,750 BUT I FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT STINKY PARKER MAN. 105 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:59,708 HE CAN BE REALLY SWEET. 106 00:06:59,708 --> 00:07:02,417 I'M TELLING YOU. I THINK THAT HE HAS INTIMACY PROBLEMS 107 00:07:02,417 --> 00:07:04,000 BECAUSE OF THE DEATH OF HIS FATHER. 108 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,291 NOT INTERESTED. 109 00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:07,625 YOU GOT TROUBLES? TELL 'EM TO THE BARTENDER. 110 00:07:07,625 --> 00:07:09,834 THAT'S RIGHT, 'CAUSE THE BARTENDER'S ALWAYS READY TO LISTEN. 111 00:07:09,834 --> 00:07:11,291 WHAT? WHAT? 112 00:07:11,291 --> 00:07:13,834 FOR THE LAST TIME, A PITCHER OF BEER. 113 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:16,208 OKAY, AND YOU ORDERED RUM AND COKE. 114 00:07:16,208 --> 00:07:17,834 AND YOU HAD A POKER'S LIGHT, 115 00:07:17,834 --> 00:07:20,083 A VODKA ON THE ROCKS, AND A WATER. 116 00:07:20,083 --> 00:07:21,250 IS THAT RIGHT? 117 00:07:21,250 --> 00:07:22,750 DO I HAVE TO WRITE THIS DOWN FOR YOU? 118 00:07:22,750 --> 00:07:25,291 A GLASS OF ICE WATER. 119 00:07:25,291 --> 00:07:26,375 A GLASS OF WHITE WINE 120 00:07:26,375 --> 00:07:28,209 SIMPLE REQUEST. AND A DAIQUIRI. 121 00:07:28,209 --> 00:07:30,875 ICE WATER. DO YOU WANT THAT ON THE ROCKS? 122 00:07:55,708 --> 00:07:56,667 OHH! WHOA! 123 00:07:56,667 --> 00:07:59,750 OH, RILEY, SO SORRY. 124 00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:02,291 MOST PEOPLE GO AROUND. 125 00:08:02,291 --> 00:08:04,209 I'M NOT SAYING YOU CAN'T TUNNEL THROUGH ME. 126 00:08:04,209 --> 00:08:06,625 I JUST THINK THE OTHER WAY'S QUICKER. 127 00:08:06,625 --> 00:08:09,375 IN MY DEFENSE, YOU DO TAKE UP A LOT OF SPACE. 128 00:08:09,375 --> 00:08:11,792 I DO. I'M UNGAINLY. 129 00:08:12,875 --> 00:08:14,583 YOU LOOKING FOR SOMEONE? 130 00:08:14,583 --> 00:08:19,458 UH...I JUST SAW, UM, PARKER OVER THERE. 131 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:20,583 RIGHT. 132 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:23,583 PARKER AND HIS LATEST CONQUEST. 133 00:08:23,583 --> 00:08:25,792 YOU KNOW, THAT BOY SHOULD HAVE HIS ATTENTION SPAN CHECKED. 134 00:08:25,792 --> 00:08:28,208 HE'S KIND OF A GIRL CHASER, HUH? 135 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:30,250 SETS 'EM UP AND KNOCKS 'EM DOWN. 136 00:08:30,250 --> 00:08:32,291 I GUESS MAYBE I'M OLD-FASHIONED, 137 00:08:32,291 --> 00:08:33,625 BUT MY FATHER ALWAYS SAYS 138 00:08:33,625 --> 00:08:34,875 IF YOU WANNA BE A GENTLEMAN, 139 00:08:34,875 --> 00:08:38,500 YOU DON'T EVEN CARE WHAT MY FATHER SAYS. 140 00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:41,500 I'M SORRY...WHAT? 141 00:08:41,500 --> 00:08:43,208 FORGET ABOUT IT. I... 142 00:08:43,208 --> 00:08:44,792 I GOT SOME PEOPLE WAITING. 143 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:46,917 I'LL SEE YOU IN CLASS, RIGHT? 144 00:09:04,542 --> 00:09:07,209 ROUGH DAY? 145 00:09:07,209 --> 00:09:09,209 NAH. IT'S BEEN SUPER. 146 00:09:09,209 --> 00:09:10,500 WE ACCEPTED MELODY'S PLEDGE 147 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:13,041 AND MADE HER AN OFFICIAL SISTER OF BETA DELTA GAMMA. 148 00:09:13,041 --> 00:09:16,375 AND OUR PINS ARRIVED TODAY. I DESIGNED IT MYSELF. 149 00:09:16,375 --> 00:09:19,000 YOU ARE SO SHARP. 150 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:22,875 HEY, PAULA, ARE YOU KEEPING THIS FINE BARTENDER FROM HIS DUTY? 151 00:09:22,875 --> 00:09:24,166 A MAN'S GOTTA MAKE A LIVING. 152 00:09:24,166 --> 00:09:25,875 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 153 00:09:25,875 --> 00:09:29,083 SO, THE GUYS AND I WERE CELEBRATING... 154 00:09:29,083 --> 00:09:31,209 I--I--I SAID IT'S ALL RIGHT. 155 00:09:31,209 --> 00:09:33,542 I'M DUE FOR A BREAK. 156 00:09:33,542 --> 00:09:36,667 OH, SO WHAT WERE YOU DISCUSSING? 157 00:09:36,667 --> 00:09:38,041 MAYBE WE COULD ALL JOIN. 158 00:09:38,041 --> 00:09:39,708 BE NICE. 159 00:09:39,708 --> 00:09:41,708 WHAT? 160 00:09:41,708 --> 00:09:42,917 AHH, FORGET IT. 161 00:09:42,917 --> 00:09:44,750 NO, NO, NO. I RUDELY INTERRUPTED, 162 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:47,750 AND IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU TWO WERE HAVING QUITE THE MEETING OF MINDS, 163 00:09:47,750 --> 00:09:51,583 POSSIBLY DEBATING THE GEOPOLITICAL RAMIFICATIONS OF BIOENGINEERING. 164 00:09:51,583 --> 00:09:53,750 YOU HAVE A TAKE ON THAT? 165 00:09:53,750 --> 00:09:57,083 I'VE GOT BEER. 166 00:09:57,083 --> 00:09:59,166 YOU WANT SOME BEER? 167 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:01,583 UH, YEAH. A PITCHER OF BLACK FROST. 168 00:10:01,583 --> 00:10:04,333 SEE, I THINK WE HAVE A PERFECT VENUE HERE 169 00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:06,291 FOR CONDUCTING A LITTLE SOCIOMETRY. 170 00:10:06,291 --> 00:10:09,625 A BIPOLAR CONTINUUM OF ATTRACTION AND REJECTION. 171 00:10:09,625 --> 00:10:12,917 NOW, GIVEN YOUR SOCIOECONOMIC STATUSES, 172 00:10:12,917 --> 00:10:16,792 I FORESEE A "B" REJECTS "A" DYAD. 173 00:10:16,792 --> 00:10:21,208 HEH. I'M SORRY. LET ME CLARIFY. 174 00:10:21,208 --> 00:10:23,917 YOU SEE, WE ARE THE FUTURE OF THIS COUNTRY, 175 00:10:23,917 --> 00:10:27,041 AND YOU KEEP THE BOWL OF PEANUTS FULL. 176 00:10:27,041 --> 00:10:28,792 WE ARE WHAT THESE GIRLS WANT. 177 00:10:28,792 --> 00:10:32,834 AND, UH, 4 GLASSES. 178 00:10:32,834 --> 00:10:36,125 HOW'S ABOUT I SEE SOME I.D.? 179 00:10:36,125 --> 00:10:38,375 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT GETTING A DROP UNTIL I'M SATISFIED-- 180 00:10:38,375 --> 00:10:40,792 JUST GIVE HIM A BEER. 181 00:10:47,291 --> 00:10:48,500 THANKS. 182 00:10:54,917 --> 00:10:56,208 BUFFY? 183 00:10:57,875 --> 00:11:00,041 ROUGH DAY? 184 00:11:01,166 --> 00:11:02,792 WANNA TELL ME ABOUT IT? 185 00:11:05,209 --> 00:11:06,542 IT'S JUST... 186 00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:09,667 PARKER'S PROBLEM WITH INTIMACY 187 00:11:09,667 --> 00:11:12,250 TURNS OUT TO BE THAT HE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT. 188 00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:15,834 AND I KNEW IT. I KNEW WHAT HE WAS. 189 00:11:15,834 --> 00:11:20,125 IF HE WERE TIED AND GAGGED 190 00:11:20,125 --> 00:11:23,000 AND LEFT IN A CAVE THAT VAMPIRES HAPPEN TO FREQUENT, 191 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:26,041 IT WOULDN'T REALLY BE LIKE I KILLED HIM, REALLY. 192 00:11:26,041 --> 00:11:27,166 BUFFY... 193 00:11:27,166 --> 00:11:28,708 I'M A SLUT. 194 00:11:28,708 --> 00:11:30,250 NO. IDIOT. 195 00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:31,458 NO. 196 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,333 HEY! 197 00:11:33,333 --> 00:11:36,542 SORRY. SO SORRY. 198 00:11:38,667 --> 00:11:39,834 I'M BETTER. 199 00:11:39,834 --> 00:11:41,208 THIS HAS HELPED. 200 00:11:41,208 --> 00:11:43,375 DO NOT GO ANYWHERE. 201 00:11:53,291 --> 00:11:56,000 OOH, OHH, I'M SO SORRY. 202 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:59,000 I JUST...I SEEM TO BE BUMPING INTO PEOPLE TODAY. 203 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,625 CAN'T IMAGINE ANYBODY MINDING. YOU... 204 00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:04,417 YOU'RE NOT THINKING OF LEAVING, ARE YOU? 205 00:12:04,417 --> 00:12:08,333 'CAUSE WE HAVE A VERY STRICT POLICY AGAINST YOU LEAVING. 206 00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:10,417 AT LEAST UNTIL YOU'VE HAD A DRINK. 207 00:12:10,417 --> 00:12:13,333 WHAT MY FRIEND'S JUST SAYING IS, 208 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,959 YOU SHOULDN'T BE SAD AND ALONE RIGHT NOW. 209 00:12:15,959 --> 00:12:18,834 I MEAN, YOU'RE A VERY BEAUTIFUL GIRL 210 00:12:18,834 --> 00:12:20,792 WHO SHOULD BE COVERED WITH MEN. 211 00:12:20,792 --> 00:12:24,333 AND CAN WE BE THOSE MEN? 212 00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:25,959 IT'S ON US. 213 00:12:52,834 --> 00:12:55,667 HEY, YOU GOT A TABLE. 214 00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:58,166 I HAD TO KILL A MAN. 215 00:12:58,166 --> 00:13:00,041 IT'S A REALLY GOOD TABLE. 216 00:13:00,041 --> 00:13:03,333 MMM...I COPIED OUT MY NOTES FOR PSYCH 217 00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:05,375 SINCE YOU WERE SO ELSEWHERE THIS MORNING. 218 00:13:05,375 --> 00:13:06,667 THANKS. [ Live Music Begins ] 219 00:13:06,667 --> 00:13:08,583 IT'S REALLY PRETTY SIMPLE STUFF. 220 00:13:08,583 --> 00:13:12,458 YOU KNOW, JUST... WHAT'S THE MATTER? 221 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:17,917 I DON'T KNOW. I FEEL A LITTLE... IT'S NOTHING. 222 00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:27,875 [ Slow Instrumental ] 223 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:32,041 ♪ I'LL TAKE YOU UP ♪ 224 00:13:32,041 --> 00:13:36,625 ♪ ABOVE GROUND ♪ 225 00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:45,208 ♪ OVER FILTH, OVER FIRE ♪ 226 00:13:49,375 --> 00:13:51,500 ♪ NEWLY EMERGED ♪ 227 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:53,750 WE COULD GO BACK TO YOUR PLACE. 228 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,542 I COULD MAKE YOU SOUP. 229 00:13:55,542 --> 00:13:57,792 ♪ FROM DAMP RICH EARTH ♪ 230 00:13:57,792 --> 00:13:59,917 NO, THAT'S OKAY. I'M FINE. 231 00:13:59,917 --> 00:14:01,166 THANKS. 232 00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:07,208 ♪ EVERY INCH A NEW SENSATION ♪ 233 00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:13,000 DO YOU KNOW HER? 234 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:17,500 VERUCA? NO. I KNOW THEIR DRUMMER. HE'S COOL. 235 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:19,083 BUT I'VE NEVER HEARD THEM PLAY. 236 00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:26,291 ♪ OUT OF MY HEAD ♪ 237 00:14:26,291 --> 00:14:29,333 ♪ INTO HIS ♪ 238 00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:32,041 ♪ TO TASTE AND SMELL MYSELF ♪ 239 00:14:32,041 --> 00:14:36,458 ♪ I'LL TAKE YOU UP ♪ 240 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:41,625 ♪ ABOVE GROUND ♪ 241 00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:48,000 ♪ OVER FILTH, OVER FIRE ♪♪ 242 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,792 CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG! 243 00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:55,083 THE THING THAT THE MODERN-DAY PUNDITS FAIL TO REALIZE 244 00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:58,375 IS THAT ALL THE SOCIOECONOMIC AND PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEMS 245 00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:00,708 INHERENT IN MODERN SOCIETY 246 00:15:00,708 --> 00:15:04,333 CAN BE SOLVED BY THE JUDICIOUS APPLICATION 247 00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:05,500 OF WAY TOO MUCH BEER. 248 00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:08,667 BLACK FROST IS THE ONLY BEER! 249 00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:11,125 MY MOTHER ALWAYS SAID BEER IS EVIL. 250 00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:14,375 EVIL, GOOD--THESE ARE MORAL ABSOLUTES 251 00:15:14,375 --> 00:15:19,000 THAT PREDATE THE FERMENTATION OF MALT AND FINE HOPS. 252 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,250 SEE... WHERE WAS I? 253 00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:23,792 I'M REALLY NOT SURE. 254 00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,500 WELL, THOMAS AQUINAS-- 255 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:28,500 NO, THERE'LL BE NO THOMAS AQUINAS AT THIS TABLE. 256 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:31,542 KEEP YOUR THEOLOGY OF PROVIDENCE TO YOURSELF, FATBOY. 257 00:15:31,542 --> 00:15:32,750 I WAS JUST DRAWING A PARALLEL-- 258 00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:36,291 BEER! HAD THE EARLIEST MORALITY DEVELOPED 259 00:15:36,291 --> 00:15:37,750 UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF BEER, 260 00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:39,291 THERE WOULD BE NO GOOD OR EVIL. 261 00:15:39,291 --> 00:15:43,166 THERE WOULD BE "KINDA NICE" AND "PRETTY COOL." 262 00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:46,500 EVERYTHING WOULD BE DIFFERENT. 263 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:49,125 YOU GUYS REALLY LOVE TO HEAR YOURSELVES SPEAK, DON'T YA? 264 00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:50,792 ALL RIGHT, WE'RE LOSING HER, GUYS. 265 00:15:50,792 --> 00:15:52,208 SAY SOMETHING INTERESTING. 266 00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:53,583 WELL, TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF. 267 00:15:53,583 --> 00:15:54,375 YEAH. WHAT DO YOU LIKE? 268 00:15:54,375 --> 00:15:55,959 WELL... 269 00:15:57,208 --> 00:15:59,875 I DON'T HATE THIS, FOR A START. 270 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:01,375 YEP. 271 00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:05,834 MY NAME IS VERUCA. I'M IN A BAND. 272 00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:08,625 OH, I'M OZ. I'M IN A BAND, TOO. 273 00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:10,750 OH, AND THIS IS WIL. 274 00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:13,667 OH, HOW FUN. A GROUPIE. 275 00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:15,417 GROUPIE. 276 00:16:15,417 --> 00:16:19,000 BUFF, HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS VERUCA CHICK? 277 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,250 DRESSES LIKE FAITH. VOICE LIKE AN ALBATROSS. 278 00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:24,708 TV IS A GOOD THING. 279 00:16:24,708 --> 00:16:27,750 BRIGHT COLORS. MUSIC. 280 00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:31,625 TINY LITTLE PEOPLE. 281 00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:34,500 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH BUFFY? 282 00:16:36,792 --> 00:16:42,834 I'M SUFFERING THE AFTERNESS OF A BAD NIGHT OF...BADNESS. 283 00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:46,250 YOU DIDN'T. NOT WITH PARKER AGAIN. 284 00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:49,667 NO. WITH 4 REALLY SMART GUYS. 285 00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:51,917 4? 286 00:16:51,917 --> 00:16:53,333 OH... 287 00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:55,083 OW. 288 00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:59,375 OH, BUFFY, ARE YOU OKAY? 289 00:16:59,375 --> 00:17:01,834 DO YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT IT? 290 00:17:01,834 --> 00:17:05,167 I WENT TO SEE XANDER. 291 00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:07,208 THEN I SAW PARKER. 292 00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:11,167 THEN CAME...BEER. 293 00:17:11,167 --> 00:17:12,667 AND THEN GROUP SEX? 294 00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:16,083 PFFT...GUTTERFACE. NO. 295 00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:19,000 JUST LOTS AND LOTS OF BEER. 296 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,625 IT'S NICE. 297 00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:23,291 FOAMY... 298 00:17:23,291 --> 00:17:24,667 COMFORTING. 299 00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:27,583 IT'S...BEER. 300 00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:30,291 DROWNING YOUR TROUBLES OVER PARKER. 301 00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:33,000 MIND-FRYING MAN. 302 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:36,875 HE DESERVES A TORTUROUS AND SLOW DEATH 303 00:17:36,875 --> 00:17:39,583 BY SPIDER BITES. 304 00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:41,500 WELL, FOR TODAY, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO 305 00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,708 THROW SPITBALLS AT HIS NECK IN CLASS. 306 00:17:43,708 --> 00:17:45,166 OKAY. 307 00:17:51,917 --> 00:17:56,125 UH...GETTING DRESSED WOULD BE FUN, TOO. 308 00:17:57,583 --> 00:17:58,834 [ Grunts ] 309 00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:05,166 [ Walsh ] NEXT CLASS, WE'LL BE MOVING ON TO PERSONALITY TYPES AND DISORDERS. 310 00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:06,625 FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE DONE THE READING, 311 00:18:06,625 --> 00:18:08,333 YOU ALREADY KNOW-- 312 00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:09,542 YES? 313 00:18:09,542 --> 00:18:11,667 SHE READ THE...READING. 314 00:18:14,167 --> 00:18:16,750 WELL, THEN, SHE'LL HAVE SOME TIME ON HER HANDS. 315 00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:20,500 AS I WAS SAYING, WE WON'T BE ABLE TO COVER IT ALL IN CLASS, 316 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:23,041 BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T WORTH KNOWING, 317 00:18:23,041 --> 00:18:25,041 AND IT DOESN'T MEAN IT WON'T BE ON THE MIDTERM. 318 00:18:25,041 --> 00:18:27,750 NOW, IF I'VE BEEN UNCLEAR IN ANY WAY, 319 00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:29,625 SPEAK NOW. 320 00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:30,583 BUFFY! 321 00:18:32,917 --> 00:18:34,166 BUFFY, ARE YOU OKAY? 322 00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:36,708 SURE. 323 00:18:36,708 --> 00:18:38,375 WHY WOULDN'T I BE? 324 00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:26,375 S'GOOD. 325 00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:27,625 GOOD ENOUGH. 326 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,417 NO MORE? BUT S'GOOD. 327 00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:30,834 YEAH. 328 00:19:31,917 --> 00:19:33,291 FOAMY. 329 00:19:33,291 --> 00:19:38,458 YOU SHOULD COME TO OUR CLASS ON BIG THINKING. S'GOOD. 330 00:19:38,458 --> 00:19:41,625 [ Guys Chuckling ] 331 00:19:43,625 --> 00:19:46,500 BOY, I'M HAVING THE WORST DAY. 332 00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:47,625 YOU GOT A LIGHT? 333 00:19:51,708 --> 00:19:53,500 [ Panting ] I LIKE GIRLS. 334 00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:55,583 YOU STUPID. 335 00:19:55,583 --> 00:19:56,834 NO, YOU STUPID. 336 00:19:56,834 --> 00:19:59,209 NO, YOU STUPID. 337 00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:02,542 [ Sniff ] SMELLY HEAD. 338 00:20:02,542 --> 00:20:04,750 [ Chuckles ] 339 00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:08,166 [ Laughter ] 340 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:09,291 [ Grunts ] 341 00:20:17,625 --> 00:20:18,959 WILLOW. 342 00:20:18,959 --> 00:20:20,208 HEY. 343 00:20:22,417 --> 00:20:23,959 I TRIED CALLING. 344 00:20:23,959 --> 00:20:26,542 YEAH, I'VE BEEN AT THE LIBRARY. 345 00:20:26,542 --> 00:20:27,875 HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 346 00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:29,166 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 347 00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:31,667 WELL, YOU WEREN'T IN CLASS AGAIN. 348 00:20:31,667 --> 00:20:32,959 BAND WAS PRACTICING. 349 00:20:32,959 --> 00:20:34,875 HEY, SHY'S PLAYING AGAIN TONIGHT. 350 00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:36,000 SHY? 351 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,542 YEAH, VERUCA'S BAND. 352 00:20:37,542 --> 00:20:40,083 AND THEY ASKED ME TO SIT IN WITH THEM. 353 00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:42,000 BE KINDA COOL IF YOU WERE THERE. 354 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,458 2 VERUCA SHOWS IN 2 NIGHTS? 355 00:20:44,458 --> 00:20:46,500 HEH. YOU SURE YOU WANNA SHARE YOUR GROUPIE? 356 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:47,875 HEH. 357 00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:49,959 I THINK I'M JUST GONNA STUDY. 358 00:20:49,959 --> 00:20:51,166 'CAUSE OF THE FUN. 359 00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:53,125 HMM... 360 00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:55,583 YEAH, I GUESS I COULD SEE HOW IT'D BE DULL FOR YA. 361 00:21:00,834 --> 00:21:01,875 SEE YA. 362 00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:05,500 YEAH. 363 00:21:10,542 --> 00:21:12,875 YOU STUPID. 364 00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:15,500 [ Roy ] NO, YOU STUPID. 365 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:17,667 [ Buffy ] NO, YOU. 366 00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:20,083 [ Drunken Laughter ] 367 00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:33,166 [ Music Plays ] 368 00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:34,208 HEY! 369 00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:44,375 IT SINGS. 370 00:21:46,041 --> 00:21:47,750 LIKE IT. 371 00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:50,125 IT'S TIME TO GO HOME, BUFFY. 372 00:21:50,125 --> 00:21:52,708 WANT MORE SINGING! 373 00:21:52,708 --> 00:21:54,083 WANT MORE BEER. 374 00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:55,708 NO, I'VE CUT YOU OFF. 375 00:21:57,125 --> 00:21:58,750 DID IT HURT? 376 00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:00,166 OUT YOU GO. 377 00:22:00,166 --> 00:22:02,041 OH! OW! 378 00:22:02,041 --> 00:22:03,834 WANT BEER. LIKE BEER. 379 00:22:03,834 --> 00:22:05,375 BEER GOOD. 380 00:22:05,375 --> 00:22:09,000 BEER BAD. BAD, BAD BEER. 381 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,166 WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING? 382 00:22:11,166 --> 00:22:13,875 BUFFY, GO HOME... 383 00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:16,041 AND GO TO BED. 384 00:22:16,041 --> 00:22:17,834 SAY BYE. 385 00:22:17,834 --> 00:22:19,166 BYE. 386 00:22:20,875 --> 00:22:22,083 BYE. 387 00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:29,875 [ Sniffs ] 388 00:22:29,875 --> 00:22:31,083 HEY... 389 00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:34,250 WHERE GIRL GO? 390 00:22:58,291 --> 00:22:59,667 HEY. 391 00:23:01,750 --> 00:23:03,917 UH, DID YOU WANT SOMETHING? 392 00:23:03,917 --> 00:23:06,750 YES. I WANT TO GIVE YOU A PIECE OF MY MIND. 393 00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:08,708 I'M TIRED OF YOU MEN 394 00:23:08,708 --> 00:23:10,708 AND YOUR...MAN-NESS. 395 00:23:10,708 --> 00:23:14,000 BUFFY'S REALLY HURTING RIGHT NOW. 396 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:18,000 IN FACT, SHE'S IN NEED OF A BIG MENTAL TIDY. 397 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,209 PARKER, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO HER? 398 00:23:21,209 --> 00:23:22,250 [ Sighs ] 399 00:23:22,250 --> 00:23:24,667 I DON'T GET WHAT YOU MEAN. WHAT DID I DO? 400 00:23:24,667 --> 00:23:27,542 SHE SHARED SOMETHING VERY INTIMATE WITH YOU. 401 00:23:27,542 --> 00:23:31,250 AND YOU ACT LIKE IT'S NOTHING MORE THAN A BAG OF... 402 00:23:31,250 --> 00:23:33,041 SOME KIND OF SNACK FOOD. 403 00:23:34,792 --> 00:23:39,417 WILLOW, I'M NOT SURE I NEED TO EXPLAIN MY ACTIONS HERE. 404 00:23:39,417 --> 00:23:41,125 BUT IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT... 405 00:23:41,125 --> 00:23:43,583 YES. FOLLOWED BY AN ADMISSION OF UNDENIABLE GUILT, 406 00:23:43,583 --> 00:23:44,917 BUT GO ON. 407 00:23:50,125 --> 00:23:54,166 SOME RELATIONSHIPS CENTER ON A DEEP EMOTIONAL TIE 408 00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:57,291 OR A LOYAL FRIENDSHIP OR SOMETHING. 409 00:23:57,291 --> 00:24:01,375 BUT MOST ARE JUST TWO PEOPLE PASSING THROUGH LIFE, 410 00:24:01,375 --> 00:24:04,583 ENRICHING OR AGGRAVATING EACH OTHER'S LIVES BRIEFLY. 411 00:24:04,583 --> 00:24:06,750 GO ON. 412 00:24:06,750 --> 00:24:10,333 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT, 413 00:24:10,333 --> 00:24:13,291 CAN'T TWO PEOPLE WHO FEEL AN ATTRACTION 414 00:24:13,291 --> 00:24:16,209 COME TOGETHER AND CREATE SOMETHING WONDERFUL? 415 00:24:16,209 --> 00:24:18,625 AND THEN GO BACK TO THEIR LIVES THE NEXT DAY, 416 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:21,792 BETTER FOR IT BUT NEVER OVER-ANALYZING IT 417 00:24:21,792 --> 00:24:24,166 OR WANTING IT TO BE MORE THAN IT WAS? 418 00:24:26,417 --> 00:24:28,041 I HAVE. 419 00:24:28,041 --> 00:24:29,834 SHE SHOULD, TOO. 420 00:24:31,792 --> 00:24:35,583 PEOPLE LIKE BUFFY, AND ME, 421 00:24:35,583 --> 00:24:41,291 ASSUME THAT INTIMACY MEANS FRIENDSHIP AND RESPECT. 422 00:24:42,208 --> 00:24:43,542 PEOPLE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO ASK FIRST, 423 00:24:43,542 --> 00:24:45,917 "ARE YOU GOING TO BE EYEING OTHER PROSPECTS TOMORROW?" 424 00:24:45,917 --> 00:24:49,500 PEOPLE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO PREFACE CASUAL SEX WITH, 425 00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:52,750 "JUST SO YOU KNOW, I'LL NEVER GROW ANY OLDER WITH YOU." 426 00:24:56,917 --> 00:24:59,041 IT TAKES THE FIRE OUT OF IT. 427 00:25:03,542 --> 00:25:04,667 MAYBE. 428 00:25:07,375 --> 00:25:09,542 WILLOW... 429 00:25:09,542 --> 00:25:11,792 I DON'T REGRET WHAT HAPPENED. 430 00:25:11,792 --> 00:25:14,208 OR WHAT WE DID. 431 00:25:14,208 --> 00:25:16,250 BUT I AM SORRY THAT BUFFY'S HURTING. 432 00:25:16,250 --> 00:25:18,333 AND IF I MISLED HER, I'M SORRY FOR THAT, TOO. 433 00:25:18,333 --> 00:25:20,083 I DIDN'T MEAN TO. 434 00:25:23,041 --> 00:25:25,542 I'M IMPRESSED THAT YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT HER. 435 00:25:29,458 --> 00:25:31,166 YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND. 436 00:25:31,166 --> 00:25:35,166 [ All Grunting ] 437 00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:45,291 ALL RIGHT, TIME TO PAY UP AND GO HOME, GUYS. 438 00:25:48,583 --> 00:25:50,125 [ Sniffing ] 439 00:26:01,250 --> 00:26:06,041 OKAY, LET'S SEE. I'LL TAKE THIS ONE AND THIS ONE. 440 00:26:08,417 --> 00:26:10,917 YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A PROBLEM CALCULATING THE TIP. 441 00:26:10,917 --> 00:26:12,708 AND YOU GUYS BEING SO DAPPER OF BRAIN, 442 00:26:12,708 --> 00:26:14,500 MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME OUT. 443 00:26:16,708 --> 00:26:18,625 OKAY, GREAT. 444 00:26:18,625 --> 00:26:21,708 SEE, IF YOUR BILL COMES TO $38, 445 00:26:21,708 --> 00:26:27,125 AND GENERALLY, PEOPLE TIP--WHAT, APPROXIMATELY 30%? 446 00:26:27,125 --> 00:26:29,500 THAT MAKES YOUR TIP WHAT? 447 00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:30,708 UHHH... 448 00:26:30,708 --> 00:26:32,750 NNN... 449 00:26:32,750 --> 00:26:33,917 UHH... 450 00:26:35,166 --> 00:26:37,000 YOU ARE SO SMART. 451 00:26:38,792 --> 00:26:40,417 THIS IS SO THE RIGHT AMOUNT. 452 00:26:40,417 --> 00:26:41,750 [ Crash ] 453 00:26:41,750 --> 00:26:45,333 SOMEBODY DIDN'T HAVE THEIR FIBER TODAY. 454 00:26:45,333 --> 00:26:46,250 [ Crash ] 455 00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:49,792 HEY, YOU ALL RIGHT IN THERE? 456 00:26:52,542 --> 00:26:53,792 BUDDY? 457 00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:07,166 RRHHH. 458 00:27:08,166 --> 00:27:09,875 RRHHH! 459 00:27:09,875 --> 00:27:12,667 RRAAAAAHHH! 460 00:27:12,667 --> 00:27:14,167 OH, GOD! 461 00:27:14,167 --> 00:27:15,083 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 462 00:27:16,875 --> 00:27:18,208 RRHHH. RRRAAAHHH! 463 00:27:18,208 --> 00:27:19,417 AAH! RRHHH. 464 00:27:19,417 --> 00:27:20,875 [ Screaming ] 465 00:27:49,417 --> 00:27:51,125 HEY, HEY--EASY. WE'RE COOL. 466 00:27:51,125 --> 00:27:52,333 [ Grunting ] WE'RE COOL. 467 00:27:54,166 --> 00:27:55,959 [ Grunting ] 468 00:27:55,959 --> 00:27:57,166 HELP. 469 00:27:57,166 --> 00:27:59,708 OH, GOD. 470 00:27:59,708 --> 00:28:00,625 [ Yelping ] 471 00:28:04,166 --> 00:28:05,875 FIRE BAD. 472 00:28:05,875 --> 00:28:08,583 FIRE--FIRE PRETTY. 473 00:28:08,583 --> 00:28:09,625 FIRE ANGRY! 474 00:28:09,625 --> 00:28:10,708 [ Yelping ] 475 00:28:17,333 --> 00:28:19,166 JACK, JACK! 476 00:28:19,166 --> 00:28:21,583 WE GOT A PROBLEM. 477 00:28:21,583 --> 00:28:25,166 THE GUYS, THEY... THEY'RE... 478 00:28:25,166 --> 00:28:26,708 SOME OF YOUR PATRONS 479 00:28:26,708 --> 00:28:28,208 ARE TURNING INTO CAVEMEN. 480 00:28:28,208 --> 00:28:29,667 THEY HAD IT COMING. 481 00:28:32,458 --> 00:28:34,125 [ Grunting ] 482 00:28:50,166 --> 00:28:53,333 [ Barking, Whooping ] 483 00:29:14,208 --> 00:29:16,333 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN TAKING ABUSE 484 00:29:16,333 --> 00:29:18,583 FROM SNOT-NOSED KIDS FOR 20 YEARS. 485 00:29:18,583 --> 00:29:19,834 I MEAN, THEY'RE ALWAYS COMING IN HERE 486 00:29:19,834 --> 00:29:21,208 WITH THEIR SNOTTY ATTITUDES, 487 00:29:21,208 --> 00:29:24,209 DRINKING THEIR FRUITY LITTLE MICROBREWS, 488 00:29:24,209 --> 00:29:25,375 SPOUTING OUT SOME PHILOSOPHY 489 00:29:25,375 --> 00:29:26,542 LIKE IT MEANS A DAMN THING. 490 00:29:26,542 --> 00:29:28,834 THINKIN' THEY'RE DIFFERENT THAN US. 491 00:29:28,834 --> 00:29:30,750 THEY ARE NOW. 492 00:29:30,750 --> 00:29:32,834 THEY AIN'T. THAT'S THE GREAT THING ABOUT BEER. 493 00:29:32,834 --> 00:29:34,250 IT MAKES ALL MEN THE SAME. 494 00:29:34,250 --> 00:29:35,875 WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT BEER? 495 00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:37,166 THE GUYS ARE... 496 00:29:39,625 --> 00:29:40,625 THE BEER. 497 00:29:40,625 --> 00:29:41,875 NEAT, HUH? 498 00:29:41,875 --> 00:29:43,458 MY BROTHER-IN-LAW'S A WARLOCK. 499 00:29:43,458 --> 00:29:44,834 HE SHOWED ME HOW TO DO THE-- 500 00:29:44,834 --> 00:29:46,209 NO! NO NEAT! 501 00:29:46,209 --> 00:29:47,417 I SERVED THEM THAT BEER. 502 00:29:47,417 --> 00:29:50,000 I SERVED BUFFY THAT BEER. 503 00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:52,834 UH, HOW MUCH BEER WOULD YOU SAY 504 00:29:52,834 --> 00:29:54,041 A PERSON WOULD NEED TO CONSUME 505 00:29:54,041 --> 00:29:56,083 BEFORE THEY SERIOUSLY STARTED QUESTING FOR FIRE? 506 00:29:56,083 --> 00:29:58,291 RELAX. IT'LL WEAR OFF IN A DAY OR SO. 507 00:29:58,291 --> 00:30:00,209 IN A DAY OR SO, SOMEONE COULD GET KILLED. 508 00:30:03,291 --> 00:30:04,875 YOU'RE A BAD, BAD MAN. 509 00:30:05,917 --> 00:30:07,291 [ Screeching ] 510 00:30:23,458 --> 00:30:25,125 [ Horn Honks ] 511 00:30:26,667 --> 00:30:28,708 [ Brakes Squeal ] 512 00:30:30,959 --> 00:30:32,125 [ Howls ] 513 00:30:35,417 --> 00:30:36,708 I DIDN'T SEE HIM! 514 00:30:38,250 --> 00:30:39,333 IS HE OKAY? 515 00:30:50,834 --> 00:30:52,041 [ Sniffs ] 516 00:30:54,792 --> 00:30:55,792 [ Screams ] 517 00:31:07,291 --> 00:31:08,667 WELL, I CUT HER OFF BEFORE THE OTHERS. 518 00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:09,959 I DON'T THINK SHE HAD AS MUCH TO DRINK. 519 00:31:09,959 --> 00:31:11,625 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SERVED BUFFY THAT BEER. 520 00:31:11,625 --> 00:31:12,834 I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS EVIL. 521 00:31:12,834 --> 00:31:14,083 YOU KNEW IT WAS BEER. 522 00:31:14,083 --> 00:31:16,000 WELL, EXCUSE ME, MR. "I SPENT THE SIXTIES 523 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,125 IN AN ELECTRIC-KOOL-AID FUNKY-SATAN GROOVE." 524 00:31:18,125 --> 00:31:19,250 IT WAS THE EARLY SEVENTIES, 525 00:31:19,250 --> 00:31:20,625 AND YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER. 526 00:31:20,625 --> 00:31:22,834 I'M NOT THE DAD OF HER. BUFFY'S A GROWN-UP NOW. 527 00:31:22,834 --> 00:31:24,041 INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO-- 528 00:31:40,125 --> 00:31:42,542 PARKER BAD. 529 00:31:42,542 --> 00:31:44,625 I DON'T MEAN THIS IN A BRAGGING WAY, 530 00:31:44,625 --> 00:31:48,708 BUT I DO GET TO KNOW A LOT OF WOMEN. 531 00:31:48,708 --> 00:31:52,875 WELL, GETTING TO KNOW PEOPLE IS GOOD. 532 00:31:52,875 --> 00:31:58,333 BUT I HAVEN'T FOUND "THE ONE" YET. 533 00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:02,000 I'VE YET TO FIND A GIRL THAT I CAN JUST... 534 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,625 YOU KNOW, SIT WITH, 535 00:32:03,625 --> 00:32:05,083 FEELING TOTALLY AT EASE, 536 00:32:05,083 --> 00:32:07,250 SPEWING WHATEVER'S ON MY MIND. 537 00:32:07,250 --> 00:32:10,875 OR EVEN SIT WITH COMFORTABLY IN SILENCE. 538 00:32:10,875 --> 00:32:13,750 WILLOW... 539 00:32:13,750 --> 00:32:16,000 CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING KIND OF PRIVATE? 540 00:32:17,542 --> 00:32:18,875 OKAY. 541 00:32:18,875 --> 00:32:22,083 I MEAN, I FEEL YOU'VE SHOWN ME A PERSPECTIVE 542 00:32:22,083 --> 00:32:26,417 I HADN'T REALLY THOUGHT MUCH ABOUT BEFORE. 543 00:32:26,417 --> 00:32:29,625 WHAT IS IT YOU WANTED TO TELL ME? 544 00:32:29,625 --> 00:32:33,291 JUST... 545 00:32:33,291 --> 00:32:36,834 I'VE ENJOYED TALKING WITH YOU. 546 00:32:36,834 --> 00:32:39,667 HERE, TONIGHT. 547 00:32:39,667 --> 00:32:41,166 ME, TOO. 548 00:32:41,166 --> 00:32:44,166 I MEAN, WITH YOU. 549 00:32:44,166 --> 00:32:47,583 YOU KNOW, I'M-- I'M WONDERING SOMETHING. 550 00:32:47,583 --> 00:32:49,625 ABOUT YOU. 551 00:32:49,625 --> 00:32:52,000 WHAT? 552 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:55,125 JUST HOW GULLIBLE DO YOU THINK I AM? 553 00:32:55,125 --> 00:32:57,667 I MEAN, WITH YOUR GENTLE EYES 554 00:32:57,667 --> 00:32:59,166 AND YOUR SHY SMILE 555 00:32:59,166 --> 00:33:02,500 AND YOUR ABILITY TO TALK OPENLY ONLY TO ME. 556 00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:04,125 YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE! 557 00:33:05,417 --> 00:33:06,667 WHAT? 558 00:33:06,667 --> 00:33:09,417 THIS ISN'T SHARING. THIS ISN'T CONNECTING. 559 00:33:09,417 --> 00:33:12,166 IT'S THE PLEASURE PRINCIPLE. 560 00:33:12,166 --> 00:33:15,209 THAT'S RIGHT. I GOT YOUR NUMBER, ID BOY. 561 00:33:15,209 --> 00:33:16,708 ONLY THING YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT 562 00:33:16,708 --> 00:33:18,875 IS HOW LONG BEFORE YOU CAN JUMP ON MY BONES. 563 00:33:18,875 --> 00:33:20,083 LOOK, IF YOU THINK THAT I'M-- 564 00:33:20,083 --> 00:33:21,291 I MEAN, YOU MEN! 565 00:33:21,291 --> 00:33:23,125 IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SEX. 566 00:33:23,125 --> 00:33:25,083 FIND A WOMAN, DRAG HER TO YOUR DEN. 567 00:33:25,083 --> 00:33:26,291 DO WHATEVER'S NECESSARY, 568 00:33:26,291 --> 00:33:28,458 JUST AS LONG AS YOU GET THE SEX. 569 00:33:28,458 --> 00:33:31,208 I TELL YOU, MEN HAVEN'T CHANGED SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME. 570 00:33:31,208 --> 00:33:32,458 [ Crashing ] 571 00:33:32,458 --> 00:33:35,875 [ Grunting ] 572 00:33:35,875 --> 00:33:36,917 SEE?! 573 00:33:44,125 --> 00:33:46,041 [ Yelling ] 574 00:33:47,875 --> 00:33:49,417 FASCINATING, REALLY. 575 00:33:55,792 --> 00:33:57,041 AH! OW! 576 00:34:05,750 --> 00:34:07,708 WANT PEOPLE. 577 00:34:07,708 --> 00:34:10,417 WHERE PEOPLE GO? 578 00:34:10,417 --> 00:34:12,875 THE TV IS OFF. 579 00:34:12,875 --> 00:34:14,542 WANT! 580 00:34:14,542 --> 00:34:17,250 WANT PEOPLE! 581 00:34:17,250 --> 00:34:18,542 WELL, SHE DOESN'T APPEAR TO BE 582 00:34:18,542 --> 00:34:19,834 IN ANY IMMEDIATE DANGER. 583 00:34:19,834 --> 00:34:21,708 MAYBE YOU SHOULD STAY WITH HER. 584 00:34:25,375 --> 00:34:28,208 BOY SMELL NICE. 585 00:34:28,208 --> 00:34:30,417 OR PERHAPS SHE SHOULD BE LEFT ALONE. 586 00:34:30,417 --> 00:34:33,250 YEAH, I THINK WE NEED TO TRACK DOWN THE FUNBOYS 587 00:34:33,250 --> 00:34:34,625 SOMEWHAT PRONTO. 588 00:34:34,625 --> 00:34:36,041 JACK SAID THE EFFECTS OF THE BEER 589 00:34:36,041 --> 00:34:37,166 WOULD WEAR OFF-- BEER! 590 00:34:37,166 --> 00:34:39,959 BUFFY WANT BEER. 591 00:34:39,959 --> 00:34:41,083 YOU CAN'T HAVE BEER. 592 00:34:48,583 --> 00:34:52,166 WANT BEER. 593 00:34:52,166 --> 00:34:54,625 GILES, DON'T MAKE CAVESLAYER UNHAPPY. 594 00:34:54,625 --> 00:34:56,417 HUNNNH! 595 00:34:56,417 --> 00:34:58,250 BUFFY STRONG. 596 00:34:58,250 --> 00:35:00,625 YES, BUFFY STRONG. 597 00:35:00,625 --> 00:35:01,625 BUFFY GET BEER. 598 00:35:01,625 --> 00:35:03,166 BUFFY GET-- AARRR! 599 00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:06,792 GILES! 600 00:35:06,792 --> 00:35:08,667 I'M FINE. JUST GET HER! 601 00:35:11,583 --> 00:35:13,875 WHICH WAY? 602 00:35:13,875 --> 00:35:15,875 UM, CHECK DOWN THERE. 603 00:35:15,875 --> 00:35:17,917 WE HAVE TO FIND HER BEFORE SOMEONE GETS HURT. 604 00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:25,250 [ Grunting ] 605 00:35:34,917 --> 00:35:36,083 WOMAN. 606 00:35:38,417 --> 00:35:39,625 MAN! 607 00:35:43,208 --> 00:35:44,667 WOMAN! 608 00:35:44,667 --> 00:35:46,041 YAAH! 609 00:35:46,041 --> 00:35:47,750 [ Grunting ] 610 00:36:17,333 --> 00:36:20,333 [ Screeching ] 611 00:36:25,917 --> 00:36:27,041 BUFFY! 612 00:36:29,209 --> 00:36:30,208 BUFFY? 613 00:36:34,417 --> 00:36:35,875 AHA! 614 00:36:35,875 --> 00:36:38,583 CAN'T FIND THE BEER. 615 00:36:38,583 --> 00:36:39,792 GOOD. 616 00:36:39,792 --> 00:36:42,209 FRESHMAN GIRL NOT ABLE TO HOLD THE BEER. 617 00:36:42,209 --> 00:36:43,291 SHOULDN'T HAVE IT. 618 00:36:43,291 --> 00:36:44,750 GET INTO TROUBLE. 619 00:36:44,750 --> 00:36:45,875 AHHH! 620 00:36:45,875 --> 00:36:47,542 HEY, HEY, WE'RE GOOD. 621 00:36:47,542 --> 00:36:49,875 REMEMBER THE BOY? 622 00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:52,500 BOY SMELL NICE, YEAH? 623 00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:55,500 IS THERE ANY PART OF BUFFY STILL IN THERE? 624 00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:57,208 [ Sniffs ] 625 00:37:02,083 --> 00:37:03,458 OH, NO. 626 00:37:05,375 --> 00:37:07,000 FIRE BAD. 627 00:37:11,125 --> 00:37:13,041 [ Chattering ] 628 00:38:50,500 --> 00:38:52,209 BUFFY! 629 00:39:01,250 --> 00:39:02,625 WHERE THE HELL IS GILES? 630 00:39:02,625 --> 00:39:05,208 BLOND, UM, ABOUT THIS TALL. 631 00:39:05,208 --> 00:39:08,625 UH-- SHE WALKS WITH A, SORT OF A... 632 00:39:08,625 --> 00:39:10,083 SIDEWAYS LIMP. 633 00:39:14,083 --> 00:39:16,667 BAD...BAD... 634 00:39:46,166 --> 00:39:48,667 [ Whooping ] 635 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,375 [ Coughing ] 636 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,375 BUFFY? 637 00:40:08,708 --> 00:40:11,250 [ Coughing ] 638 00:40:11,250 --> 00:40:12,583 NOW STAY! 639 00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:18,041 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 640 00:40:18,041 --> 00:40:19,583 BUFFY'S STILL IN THERE. 641 00:40:28,458 --> 00:40:30,166 [ Coughing ] 642 00:40:36,083 --> 00:40:37,208 OH, GOD. 643 00:40:41,041 --> 00:40:42,291 [ Parker ] OH, GOD. 644 00:40:42,291 --> 00:40:43,542 HELP ME! 645 00:40:43,542 --> 00:40:46,125 I CAN'T BREATHE! 646 00:40:50,208 --> 00:40:52,083 BUFFY, WHAT DO WE DO? 647 00:40:52,083 --> 00:40:53,208 OH, GOD. 648 00:41:15,667 --> 00:41:18,291 DID YOU GUYS HAVE ENOUGH FUN FOR ONE NIGHT? 649 00:41:18,291 --> 00:41:20,000 YES, PLEASE. 650 00:41:21,291 --> 00:41:23,125 BUFFY TIRED. 651 00:41:23,125 --> 00:41:25,417 AND WAS THERE A LESSON IN ALL THIS? HUH? 652 00:41:25,417 --> 00:41:26,417 WHAT DID WE LEARN ABOUT BEER? 653 00:41:26,417 --> 00:41:28,250 FOAMY. 654 00:41:28,250 --> 00:41:30,750 GOOD. JUST AS LONG AS THAT'S CLEAR. 655 00:41:30,750 --> 00:41:33,458 ANYWAYS, I THINK THE BOYS IN THE CAR 656 00:41:33,458 --> 00:41:35,375 ARE CONTAINED FOR THE TIME BEING. 657 00:41:35,375 --> 00:41:37,583 THIS WILL GIVE THEM SUCH TIME TO PONDER 658 00:41:37,583 --> 00:41:41,250 THE GEOPOLITICAL RAMIFICATIONS OF BEING MEAN TO ME. 659 00:41:46,291 --> 00:41:48,166 UM, WHOSE VAN IS THAT? 660 00:41:48,166 --> 00:41:49,708 I DON'T KNOW. 661 00:41:49,708 --> 00:41:51,667 WASN'T LOCKED. 662 00:41:59,333 --> 00:42:01,875 BUFFY. 663 00:42:03,667 --> 00:42:08,208 BUFFY, I--I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS. 664 00:42:08,208 --> 00:42:10,917 I'M SORRY FOR HOW I TREATED YOU BEFORE. 665 00:42:10,917 --> 00:42:14,083 IT WAS WRONG OF ME AND... 666 00:42:14,083 --> 00:42:15,375 I'M SORRY. 667 00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:19,250 YOU WERE GREAT TONIGHT, REALLY. 668 00:42:19,250 --> 00:42:23,125 I MAY NOT DESERVE THIS, BUT... 669 00:42:23,125 --> 00:42:25,917 DO YOU THINK YOU COULD FORGIVE ME? 670 00:43:24,792 --> 00:43:26,750 GRR! ARRGH! 44475

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