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- PARKER ABRAMS.
I'M AT KRESGE HALL.
- BUFFY SUMMERS. STEVENSON.
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[ Man ] PREVIOUSLY ON
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER.
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[ Parker ]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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[ Buffy ]
MAKING A CHOICE.
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PARKER, DID I DO
SOMETHING WRONG?
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[ Parker ]
DIDN'T YOU HAVE FUN?
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- IS THAT ALL IT WAS?
- WHAT ELSE WAS IT
SUPPOSED TO BE?
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[ Buffy ]
HE'S MANIPULATIVE AND SHALLOW.
AND WHY DOESN'T HE WANT ME?
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SAY HI TO NON-COLLEGE GUY.
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NOT THAT I MIND,
BUT DON'T NON-COLLEGE GUYS
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USUALLY POPULATE THE NON-CAMPUS?
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TOWNIE, HUH?
YOU LOOK SO NORMAL.
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[ Snarling ]
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BUFFY?
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PARKER?
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STAY DOWN.
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BUFFY!
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BUFFY.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.
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AFTER HOW I'VE
TREATED YOU,
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NOW I OWE YOU
MY LIFE.
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IT'S NOTHING.
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IT'S EVERYTHING.
YOU'RE EVERYTHING.
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AND I'M GONNA DO
WHATEVER IT TAKES TO
GET YOU TO FORGIVE ME.
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DO YOU THINK
ONE DAY YOU MIGHT?
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[ Girl Giggling ]
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THESE ARE THE THINGS
WE WANT--SIMPLE THINGS.
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COMFORT, SEX, SHELTER, FOOD.
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WE ALWAYS WANT THEM, AND
WE WANT THEM ALL THE TIME.
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THE ID DOESN'T LEARN.
IT DOESN'T GROW UP.
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IT HAS THE EGO TELLING IT
WHAT IT CAN'T HAVE,
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AND IT HAS THE SUPEREGO
TELLING IT WHAT IT
SHOULDN'T WANT,
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BUT THE ID
WORKS SOLELY OUT OF
THE PLEASURE PRINCIPLE.
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IT WANTS.
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WHATEVER SOCIAL SKILLS
WE'VE LEARNED,
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HOWEVER MUCH WE'VE EVOLVED,
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THE PLEASURE PRINCIPLE
IS AT WORK IN ALL OF US.
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SO, HOW DOES THIS
CONFLICT WITH THE EGO
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MANIFEST ITSELF
ON THE PSYCHE?
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WHAT DO WE DO WHEN
WE CAN'T HAVE WHAT WE WANT?
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BUFFY, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.
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AFTER HOW I'VE
TREATED YOU AND...
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NOW I OWE YOU MY LIFE.
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CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME?
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ROUGH DAY?
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COME ON, BUFF.
BE A LONELY DRUNK.
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ROUGH DAY?
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STOP FLICKING AT ME.
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WORK WITH ME HERE.
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I'M FINALLY
AN ESSENTIAL PART OF
YOUR COLLEGE-Y LIFE.
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NO MORE LOOKIN' DOWN
ON THE TOWNIE.
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I'M THE NEW BARTENDER
OVER AT THE PUB.
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GOT MY LIGHTER, MY RAG,
MY EMPATHY FACE.
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AREN'T YOU TOO YOUNG
TO BE A BARTENDER?
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AU CONTRAIRE, MON FRèRE.
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FRèRE MEANS BROTHER.
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MON GIRL-FRèRE.
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BEHOLD.
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I DON'T BELIEVE THIS IS
ENTIRELY ON THE UP-AND-UP.
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WHAT GIVES IT AWAY?
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LOOKING AT IT.
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WELL, NO ONE'S GONNA
SEE IT, ANYWAY.
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NOW I'M THE BARTENDER.
I KICK PEOPLE OUT.
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YOU KNOW THERE'S MORE TO IT
THAN WIPING AND KICKING?
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MIXING DRINKS, FOR INSTANCE.
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OH, I'VE SEEN COCKTAIL.
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I CAN DO
THE HIPPY-HIPPY SHAKE.
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WELL, EVEN IF I HAD
A PRETEND CIGARETTE,
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I COULDN'T TELL YOU
MY PRETEND PROBLEMS.
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REAL ONES HAVE CLOGGED UP
MY HEAD SPACE.
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OOH, THEN UNLOAD 'EM
RIGHT HERE, BABY.
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ROUGH DAY? YOU WANNA
TALK ABOUT IT?
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SHUTTING UP NOW.
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I'M PREGNANT BY MY STEPBROTHER,
WHO'D RATHER BE WITH
MY BEST FRIEND,
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WHO'S LEFT ME WITH
NO PLACE TO LIVE,
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NO FOOD, EXCEPT FOR THIS
BOTTLE OF WILD TURKEY,
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WHICH I DRANK ALL UP.
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THAT WAS ME BEING TANKED
AND FRIENDLESS FOR YA.
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GETS MY OSCAR NOD.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S CLASS TIME.
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SO, YOU GONNA COME BY
TONIGHT TO THE PUB?
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OZ, BRONZE, DATE.
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YOU KNOW, MAYBE...
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MAYBE HE'S JUST
HAVING TROUBLE DEALING.
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I MEAN, DON'T GUYS
SOMETIMES KEEP THE GIRLS
THEY REALLY, REALLY LIKE
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INSIDE THESE DEEP LITTLE
BRAIN FANTASY BUBBLES
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WHERE EVERYTHING'S PERFECT?
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I MEAN, THEY DO THAT,
RIGHT?
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HOW'S THE FUGUE STATE
COMING ALONG?
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PARKER.
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MAYBE I'M IN HIS BUBBLE.
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AND THEN, PRETTY SOON,
HE'S GONNA REALIZE
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THAT HE WANTS MORE THAN
JUST BUBBLE-BUFFY,
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AND HE'LL POP ME OUT
AND WE'LL GO TO DINNER,
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AND...IT COULD HAPPEN,
RIGHT?
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BUFFY, THAT IS
MY BEST FRIEND,
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YOU NEED TO THINK ABOUT
NOT PARKER.
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HE'S NO GOOD.
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THERE ARE MEN,
BETTER MEN,
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WHEREIN THE MIND
IS STRONGER THAN
THE PENIS.
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PFFFT. NOTHING CAN
DEFEAT THE PENIS.
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TOO LOUD. VERY UNSEEMLY.
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I MEAN, I'M SORRY
TO BE SO COARSE,
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BUT I FEEL
STRONGLY ABOUT
STINKY PARKER MAN.
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HE CAN BE REALLY SWEET.
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I'M TELLING YOU. I THINK THAT
HE HAS INTIMACY PROBLEMS
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BECAUSE OF THE DEATH
OF HIS FATHER.
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NOT INTERESTED.
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YOU GOT TROUBLES?
TELL 'EM
TO THE BARTENDER.
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THAT'S RIGHT,
'CAUSE THE BARTENDER'S
ALWAYS READY TO LISTEN.
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WHAT? WHAT?
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FOR THE LAST TIME,
A PITCHER OF BEER.
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OKAY, AND YOU ORDERED
RUM AND COKE.
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AND YOU HAD A POKER'S LIGHT,
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A VODKA ON THE ROCKS,
AND A WATER.
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IS THAT RIGHT?
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DO I HAVE TO WRITE THIS
DOWN FOR YOU?
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A GLASS OF ICE WATER.
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A GLASS OF WHITE WINE
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SIMPLE REQUEST.
AND A DAIQUIRI.
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ICE WATER. DO YOU WANT THAT
ON THE ROCKS?
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OHH!
WHOA!
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OH, RILEY, SO SORRY.
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MOST PEOPLE GO AROUND.
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I'M NOT SAYING YOU CAN'T
TUNNEL THROUGH ME.
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I JUST THINK THE
OTHER WAY'S QUICKER.
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IN MY DEFENSE, YOU DO
TAKE UP A LOT OF SPACE.
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I DO. I'M UNGAINLY.
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YOU LOOKING FOR SOMEONE?
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UH...I JUST SAW,
UM, PARKER OVER THERE.
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RIGHT.
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PARKER AND HIS
LATEST CONQUEST.
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YOU KNOW, THAT BOY
SHOULD HAVE HIS
ATTENTION SPAN CHECKED.
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HE'S KIND OF
A GIRL CHASER, HUH?
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SETS 'EM UP
AND KNOCKS 'EM DOWN.
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I GUESS MAYBE
I'M OLD-FASHIONED,
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BUT MY FATHER
ALWAYS SAYS
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IF YOU WANNA
BE A GENTLEMAN,
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YOU DON'T EVEN CARE
WHAT MY FATHER SAYS.
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I'M SORRY...WHAT?
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FORGET ABOUT IT. I...
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I GOT SOME
PEOPLE WAITING.
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I'LL SEE YOU
IN CLASS, RIGHT?
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ROUGH DAY?
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NAH. IT'S BEEN SUPER.
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WE ACCEPTED MELODY'S PLEDGE
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AND MADE HER AN OFFICIAL
SISTER OF BETA DELTA GAMMA.
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AND OUR PINS ARRIVED TODAY.
I DESIGNED IT MYSELF.
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YOU ARE SO SHARP.
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HEY, PAULA, ARE YOU
KEEPING THIS FINE BARTENDER
FROM HIS DUTY?
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A MAN'S GOTTA
MAKE A LIVING.
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IT'S ALL RIGHT.
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SO, THE GUYS AND I
WERE CELEBRATING...
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I--I--I SAID
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
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I'M DUE FOR A BREAK.
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OH, SO WHAT WERE YOU
DISCUSSING?
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MAYBE WE COULD ALL JOIN.
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BE NICE.
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WHAT?
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AHH, FORGET IT.
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NO, NO, NO.
I RUDELY INTERRUPTED,
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AND IT SOUNDS LIKE
YOU TWO WERE HAVING QUITE
THE MEETING OF MINDS,
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POSSIBLY DEBATING THE
GEOPOLITICAL RAMIFICATIONS
OF BIOENGINEERING.
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YOU HAVE A TAKE ON THAT?
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I'VE GOT BEER.
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YOU WANT SOME BEER?
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UH, YEAH. A PITCHER
OF BLACK FROST.
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SEE, I THINK WE HAVE
A PERFECT VENUE HERE
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FOR CONDUCTING
A LITTLE SOCIOMETRY.
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A BIPOLAR CONTINUUM
OF ATTRACTION AND REJECTION.
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NOW, GIVEN YOUR
SOCIOECONOMIC STATUSES,
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I FORESEE A "B"
REJECTS "A" DYAD.
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HEH. I'M SORRY.
LET ME CLARIFY.
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YOU SEE, WE ARE THE FUTURE
OF THIS COUNTRY,
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AND YOU KEEP THE BOWL
OF PEANUTS FULL.
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WE ARE WHAT
THESE GIRLS WANT.
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AND, UH, 4 GLASSES.
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HOW'S ABOUT I SEE SOME I.D.?
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'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT GETTING
A DROP UNTIL I'M SATISFIED--
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JUST GIVE HIM A BEER.
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THANKS.
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BUFFY?
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ROUGH DAY?
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WANNA TELL ME ABOUT IT?
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IT'S JUST...
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PARKER'S PROBLEM
WITH INTIMACY
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TURNS OUT TO BE
THAT HE CAN'T
GET ENOUGH OF IT.
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AND I KNEW IT.
I KNEW WHAT HE WAS.
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IF HE WERE
TIED AND GAGGED
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AND LEFT IN A CAVE
THAT VAMPIRES
HAPPEN TO FREQUENT,
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IT WOULDN'T
REALLY BE LIKE
I KILLED HIM, REALLY.
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BUFFY...
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I'M A SLUT.
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NO.
IDIOT.
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NO.
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HEY!
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SORRY. SO SORRY.
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I'M BETTER.
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THIS HAS HELPED.
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DO NOT GO ANYWHERE.
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OOH, OHH, I'M SO SORRY.
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I JUST...I SEEM TO BE
BUMPING INTO PEOPLE TODAY.
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CAN'T IMAGINE ANYBODY
MINDING. YOU...
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YOU'RE NOT THINKING
OF LEAVING, ARE YOU?
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'CAUSE WE HAVE
A VERY STRICT POLICY
AGAINST YOU LEAVING.
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AT LEAST UNTIL
YOU'VE HAD A DRINK.
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WHAT MY FRIEND'S
JUST SAYING IS,
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YOU SHOULDN'T BE SAD
AND ALONE RIGHT NOW.
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I MEAN, YOU'RE
A VERY BEAUTIFUL GIRL
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WHO SHOULD BE
COVERED WITH MEN.
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AND CAN WE BE THOSE MEN?
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IT'S ON US.
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HEY, YOU GOT A TABLE.
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I HAD TO KILL A MAN.
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IT'S A REALLY
GOOD TABLE.
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MMM...I COPIED OUT
MY NOTES FOR PSYCH
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SINCE YOU WERE SO ELSEWHERE
THIS MORNING.
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THANKS.
[ Live Music Begins ]
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IT'S REALLY
PRETTY SIMPLE STUFF.
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YOU KNOW, JUST...
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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I DON'T KNOW.
I FEEL A LITTLE...
IT'S NOTHING.
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[ Slow Instrumental ]
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♪ I'LL TAKE YOU UP ♪
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♪ ABOVE GROUND ♪
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♪ OVER FILTH, OVER FIRE ♪
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♪ NEWLY EMERGED ♪
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WE COULD GO BACK
TO YOUR PLACE.
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I COULD MAKE YOU SOUP.
229
00:13:55,542 --> 00:13:57,792
♪ FROM DAMP RICH EARTH ♪
230
00:13:57,792 --> 00:13:59,917
NO, THAT'S OKAY.
I'M FINE.
231
00:13:59,917 --> 00:14:01,166
THANKS.
232
00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:07,208
♪ EVERY INCH A NEW SENSATION ♪
233
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:13,000
DO YOU KNOW HER?
234
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:17,500
VERUCA? NO.
I KNOW THEIR DRUMMER.
HE'S COOL.
235
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:19,083
BUT I'VE NEVER
HEARD THEM PLAY.
236
00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:26,291
♪ OUT OF MY HEAD ♪
237
00:14:26,291 --> 00:14:29,333
♪ INTO HIS ♪
238
00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:32,041
♪ TO TASTE AND SMELL MYSELF ♪
239
00:14:32,041 --> 00:14:36,458
♪ I'LL TAKE YOU UP ♪
240
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:41,625
♪ ABOVE GROUND ♪
241
00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:48,000
♪ OVER FILTH, OVER FIRE ♪♪
242
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,792
CHUG, CHUG, CHUG,
CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!
243
00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:55,083
THE THING THAT THE
MODERN-DAY PUNDITS
FAIL TO REALIZE
244
00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:58,375
IS THAT ALL THE SOCIOECONOMIC
AND PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEMS
245
00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:00,708
INHERENT IN MODERN SOCIETY
246
00:15:00,708 --> 00:15:04,333
CAN BE SOLVED BY
THE JUDICIOUS APPLICATION
247
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:05,500
OF WAY TOO MUCH BEER.
248
00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:08,667
BLACK FROST
IS THE ONLY BEER!
249
00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:11,125
MY MOTHER ALWAYS SAID
BEER IS EVIL.
250
00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:14,375
EVIL, GOOD--THESE ARE
MORAL ABSOLUTES
251
00:15:14,375 --> 00:15:19,000
THAT PREDATE THE FERMENTATION
OF MALT AND FINE HOPS.
252
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,250
SEE... WHERE WAS I?
253
00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:23,792
I'M REALLY NOT SURE.
254
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,500
WELL, THOMAS AQUINAS--
255
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:28,500
NO, THERE'LL BE
NO THOMAS AQUINAS
AT THIS TABLE.
256
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:31,542
KEEP YOUR THEOLOGY OF PROVIDENCE
TO YOURSELF, FATBOY.
257
00:15:31,542 --> 00:15:32,750
I WAS JUST DRAWING
A PARALLEL--
258
00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:36,291
BEER! HAD THE EARLIEST
MORALITY DEVELOPED
259
00:15:36,291 --> 00:15:37,750
UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF BEER,
260
00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:39,291
THERE WOULD BE NO GOOD OR EVIL.
261
00:15:39,291 --> 00:15:43,166
THERE WOULD BE "KINDA NICE"
AND "PRETTY COOL."
262
00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:46,500
EVERYTHING WOULD BE DIFFERENT.
263
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:49,125
YOU GUYS REALLY LOVE
TO HEAR YOURSELVES SPEAK,
DON'T YA?
264
00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:50,792
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE
LOSING HER, GUYS.
265
00:15:50,792 --> 00:15:52,208
SAY SOMETHING INTERESTING.
266
00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:53,583
WELL, TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF.
267
00:15:53,583 --> 00:15:54,375
YEAH. WHAT DO YOU LIKE?
268
00:15:54,375 --> 00:15:55,959
WELL...
269
00:15:57,208 --> 00:15:59,875
I DON'T HATE THIS,
FOR A START.
270
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:01,375
YEP.
271
00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:05,834
MY NAME IS VERUCA.
I'M IN A BAND.
272
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:08,625
OH, I'M OZ.
I'M IN A BAND, TOO.
273
00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:10,750
OH, AND THIS IS WIL.
274
00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:13,667
OH, HOW FUN. A GROUPIE.
275
00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:15,417
GROUPIE.
276
00:16:15,417 --> 00:16:19,000
BUFF, HAVE YOU HEARD
OF THIS VERUCA CHICK?
277
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,250
DRESSES LIKE FAITH.
VOICE LIKE AN ALBATROSS.
278
00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:24,708
TV IS A GOOD THING.
279
00:16:24,708 --> 00:16:27,750
BRIGHT COLORS. MUSIC.
280
00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:31,625
TINY LITTLE PEOPLE.
281
00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:34,500
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
WITH BUFFY?
282
00:16:36,792 --> 00:16:42,834
I'M SUFFERING THE AFTERNESS
OF A BAD NIGHT OF...BADNESS.
283
00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:46,250
YOU DIDN'T.
NOT WITH PARKER AGAIN.
284
00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:49,667
NO. WITH 4 REALLY SMART GUYS.
285
00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:51,917
4?
286
00:16:51,917 --> 00:16:53,333
OH...
287
00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:55,083
OW.
288
00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:59,375
OH, BUFFY, ARE YOU OKAY?
289
00:16:59,375 --> 00:17:01,834
DO YOU WANNA
TALK ABOUT IT?
290
00:17:01,834 --> 00:17:05,167
I WENT TO SEE XANDER.
291
00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:07,208
THEN I SAW PARKER.
292
00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:11,167
THEN CAME...BEER.
293
00:17:11,167 --> 00:17:12,667
AND THEN GROUP SEX?
294
00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:16,083
PFFT...GUTTERFACE. NO.
295
00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:19,000
JUST LOTS AND LOTS OF BEER.
296
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,625
IT'S NICE.
297
00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:23,291
FOAMY...
298
00:17:23,291 --> 00:17:24,667
COMFORTING.
299
00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:27,583
IT'S...BEER.
300
00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:30,291
DROWNING YOUR TROUBLES
OVER PARKER.
301
00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:33,000
MIND-FRYING MAN.
302
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:36,875
HE DESERVES A TORTUROUS
AND SLOW DEATH
303
00:17:36,875 --> 00:17:39,583
BY SPIDER BITES.
304
00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:41,500
WELL, FOR TODAY,
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO
305
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,708
THROW SPITBALLS
AT HIS NECK IN CLASS.
306
00:17:43,708 --> 00:17:45,166
OKAY.
307
00:17:51,917 --> 00:17:56,125
UH...GETTING DRESSED
WOULD BE FUN, TOO.
308
00:17:57,583 --> 00:17:58,834
[ Grunts ]
309
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:05,166
[ Walsh ] NEXT CLASS, WE'LL BE
MOVING ON TO PERSONALITY
TYPES AND DISORDERS.
310
00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:06,625
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE
DONE THE READING,
311
00:18:06,625 --> 00:18:08,333
YOU ALREADY KNOW--
312
00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:09,542
YES?
313
00:18:09,542 --> 00:18:11,667
SHE READ THE...READING.
314
00:18:14,167 --> 00:18:16,750
WELL, THEN, SHE'LL HAVE
SOME TIME ON HER HANDS.
315
00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:20,500
AS I WAS SAYING,
WE WON'T BE ABLE TO
COVER IT ALL IN CLASS,
316
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:23,041
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
IT ISN'T WORTH KNOWING,
317
00:18:23,041 --> 00:18:25,041
AND IT DOESN'T MEAN
IT WON'T BE ON THE MIDTERM.
318
00:18:25,041 --> 00:18:27,750
NOW, IF I'VE BEEN
UNCLEAR IN ANY WAY,
319
00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:29,625
SPEAK NOW.
320
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:30,583
BUFFY!
321
00:18:32,917 --> 00:18:34,166
BUFFY, ARE YOU OKAY?
322
00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:36,708
SURE.
323
00:18:36,708 --> 00:18:38,375
WHY WOULDN'T I BE?
324
00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:26,375
S'GOOD.
325
00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:27,625
GOOD ENOUGH.
326
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,417
NO MORE? BUT S'GOOD.
327
00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:30,834
YEAH.
328
00:19:31,917 --> 00:19:33,291
FOAMY.
329
00:19:33,291 --> 00:19:38,458
YOU SHOULD COME TO OUR CLASS
ON BIG THINKING. S'GOOD.
330
00:19:38,458 --> 00:19:41,625
[ Guys Chuckling ]
331
00:19:43,625 --> 00:19:46,500
BOY, I'M HAVING
THE WORST DAY.
332
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:47,625
YOU GOT A LIGHT?
333
00:19:51,708 --> 00:19:53,500
[ Panting ] I LIKE GIRLS.
334
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:55,583
YOU STUPID.
335
00:19:55,583 --> 00:19:56,834
NO, YOU STUPID.
336
00:19:56,834 --> 00:19:59,209
NO, YOU STUPID.
337
00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:02,542
[ Sniff ] SMELLY HEAD.
338
00:20:02,542 --> 00:20:04,750
[ Chuckles ]
339
00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:08,166
[ Laughter ]
340
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:09,291
[ Grunts ]
341
00:20:17,625 --> 00:20:18,959
WILLOW.
342
00:20:18,959 --> 00:20:20,208
HEY.
343
00:20:22,417 --> 00:20:23,959
I TRIED CALLING.
344
00:20:23,959 --> 00:20:26,542
YEAH, I'VE BEEN
AT THE LIBRARY.
345
00:20:26,542 --> 00:20:27,875
HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
346
00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:29,166
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
347
00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:31,667
WELL, YOU WEREN'T
IN CLASS AGAIN.
348
00:20:31,667 --> 00:20:32,959
BAND WAS PRACTICING.
349
00:20:32,959 --> 00:20:34,875
HEY, SHY'S PLAYING
AGAIN TONIGHT.
350
00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:36,000
SHY?
351
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,542
YEAH, VERUCA'S BAND.
352
00:20:37,542 --> 00:20:40,083
AND THEY ASKED ME
TO SIT IN WITH THEM.
353
00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:42,000
BE KINDA COOL
IF YOU WERE THERE.
354
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,458
2 VERUCA SHOWS IN 2 NIGHTS?
355
00:20:44,458 --> 00:20:46,500
HEH. YOU SURE YOU WANNA
SHARE YOUR GROUPIE?
356
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:47,875
HEH.
357
00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:49,959
I THINK I'M JUST GONNA STUDY.
358
00:20:49,959 --> 00:20:51,166
'CAUSE OF THE FUN.
359
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:53,125
HMM...
360
00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:55,583
YEAH, I GUESS
I COULD SEE HOW
IT'D BE DULL FOR YA.
361
00:21:00,834 --> 00:21:01,875
SEE YA.
362
00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:05,500
YEAH.
363
00:21:10,542 --> 00:21:12,875
YOU STUPID.
364
00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:15,500
[ Roy ] NO,
YOU STUPID.
365
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:17,667
[ Buffy ]
NO, YOU.
366
00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:20,083
[ Drunken Laughter ]
367
00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:33,166
[ Music Plays ]
368
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:34,208
HEY!
369
00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:44,375
IT SINGS.
370
00:21:46,041 --> 00:21:47,750
LIKE IT.
371
00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:50,125
IT'S TIME
TO GO HOME, BUFFY.
372
00:21:50,125 --> 00:21:52,708
WANT MORE
SINGING!
373
00:21:52,708 --> 00:21:54,083
WANT MORE
BEER.
374
00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:55,708
NO, I'VE
CUT YOU OFF.
375
00:21:57,125 --> 00:21:58,750
DID IT HURT?
376
00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:00,166
OUT YOU GO.
377
00:22:00,166 --> 00:22:02,041
OH! OW!
378
00:22:02,041 --> 00:22:03,834
WANT BEER.
LIKE BEER.
379
00:22:03,834 --> 00:22:05,375
BEER GOOD.
380
00:22:05,375 --> 00:22:09,000
BEER BAD.
BAD, BAD BEER.
381
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,166
WHAT THE HELL
AM I SAYING?
382
00:22:11,166 --> 00:22:13,875
BUFFY, GO HOME...
383
00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:16,041
AND GO TO BED.
384
00:22:16,041 --> 00:22:17,834
SAY BYE.
385
00:22:17,834 --> 00:22:19,166
BYE.
386
00:22:20,875 --> 00:22:22,083
BYE.
387
00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:29,875
[ Sniffs ]
388
00:22:29,875 --> 00:22:31,083
HEY...
389
00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:34,250
WHERE GIRL GO?
390
00:22:58,291 --> 00:22:59,667
HEY.
391
00:23:01,750 --> 00:23:03,917
UH, DID YOU
WANT SOMETHING?
392
00:23:03,917 --> 00:23:06,750
YES. I WANT TO GIVE YOU
A PIECE OF MY MIND.
393
00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:08,708
I'M TIRED OF YOU MEN
394
00:23:08,708 --> 00:23:10,708
AND YOUR...MAN-NESS.
395
00:23:10,708 --> 00:23:14,000
BUFFY'S REALLY
HURTING RIGHT NOW.
396
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:18,000
IN FACT, SHE'S IN NEED
OF A BIG MENTAL TIDY.
397
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,209
PARKER, HOW COULD YOU
DO THIS TO HER?
398
00:23:21,209 --> 00:23:22,250
[ Sighs ]
399
00:23:22,250 --> 00:23:24,667
I DON'T GET WHAT YOU MEAN.
WHAT DID I DO?
400
00:23:24,667 --> 00:23:27,542
SHE SHARED SOMETHING
VERY INTIMATE WITH YOU.
401
00:23:27,542 --> 00:23:31,250
AND YOU ACT LIKE
IT'S NOTHING MORE
THAN A BAG OF...
402
00:23:31,250 --> 00:23:33,041
SOME KIND
OF SNACK FOOD.
403
00:23:34,792 --> 00:23:39,417
WILLOW, I'M NOT SURE
I NEED TO EXPLAIN
MY ACTIONS HERE.
404
00:23:39,417 --> 00:23:41,125
BUT IF THAT'S
WHAT YOU WANT...
405
00:23:41,125 --> 00:23:43,583
YES. FOLLOWED BY
AN ADMISSION OF
UNDENIABLE GUILT,
406
00:23:43,583 --> 00:23:44,917
BUT GO ON.
407
00:23:50,125 --> 00:23:54,166
SOME RELATIONSHIPS CENTER
ON A DEEP EMOTIONAL TIE
408
00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:57,291
OR A LOYAL FRIENDSHIP
OR SOMETHING.
409
00:23:57,291 --> 00:24:01,375
BUT MOST
ARE JUST TWO PEOPLE
PASSING THROUGH LIFE,
410
00:24:01,375 --> 00:24:04,583
ENRICHING OR AGGRAVATING
EACH OTHER'S LIVES BRIEFLY.
411
00:24:04,583 --> 00:24:06,750
GO ON.
412
00:24:06,750 --> 00:24:10,333
JUST FOR ONE NIGHT,
413
00:24:10,333 --> 00:24:13,291
CAN'T TWO PEOPLE
WHO FEEL AN ATTRACTION
414
00:24:13,291 --> 00:24:16,209
COME TOGETHER AND CREATE
SOMETHING WONDERFUL?
415
00:24:16,209 --> 00:24:18,625
AND THEN GO BACK
TO THEIR LIVES
THE NEXT DAY,
416
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:21,792
BETTER FOR IT
BUT NEVER
OVER-ANALYZING IT
417
00:24:21,792 --> 00:24:24,166
OR WANTING IT TO BE
MORE THAN IT WAS?
418
00:24:26,417 --> 00:24:28,041
I HAVE.
419
00:24:28,041 --> 00:24:29,834
SHE SHOULD, TOO.
420
00:24:31,792 --> 00:24:35,583
PEOPLE LIKE BUFFY,
AND ME,
421
00:24:35,583 --> 00:24:41,291
ASSUME THAT INTIMACY MEANS
FRIENDSHIP AND RESPECT.
422
00:24:42,208 --> 00:24:43,542
PEOPLE SHOULDN'T
HAVE TO ASK FIRST,
423
00:24:43,542 --> 00:24:45,917
"ARE YOU GOING
TO BE EYEING OTHER
PROSPECTS TOMORROW?"
424
00:24:45,917 --> 00:24:49,500
PEOPLE SHOULDN'T
HAVE TO PREFACE
CASUAL SEX WITH,
425
00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:52,750
"JUST SO YOU KNOW,
I'LL NEVER GROW
ANY OLDER WITH YOU."
426
00:24:56,917 --> 00:24:59,041
IT TAKES THE FIRE
OUT OF IT.
427
00:25:03,542 --> 00:25:04,667
MAYBE.
428
00:25:07,375 --> 00:25:09,542
WILLOW...
429
00:25:09,542 --> 00:25:11,792
I DON'T REGRET
WHAT HAPPENED.
430
00:25:11,792 --> 00:25:14,208
OR WHAT WE DID.
431
00:25:14,208 --> 00:25:16,250
BUT I AM SORRY
THAT BUFFY'S HURTING.
432
00:25:16,250 --> 00:25:18,333
AND IF I MISLED HER,
I'M SORRY FOR THAT, TOO.
433
00:25:18,333 --> 00:25:20,083
I DIDN'T MEAN TO.
434
00:25:23,041 --> 00:25:25,542
I'M IMPRESSED
THAT YOU CARE
SO MUCH ABOUT HER.
435
00:25:29,458 --> 00:25:31,166
YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND.
436
00:25:31,166 --> 00:25:35,166
[ All Grunting ]
437
00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:45,291
ALL RIGHT,
TIME TO PAY UP
AND GO HOME, GUYS.
438
00:25:48,583 --> 00:25:50,125
[ Sniffing ]
439
00:26:01,250 --> 00:26:06,041
OKAY, LET'S SEE.
I'LL TAKE THIS ONE
AND THIS ONE.
440
00:26:08,417 --> 00:26:10,917
YOU KNOW, I'VE
ALWAYS HAD A PROBLEM
CALCULATING THE TIP.
441
00:26:10,917 --> 00:26:12,708
AND YOU GUYS BEING
SO DAPPER OF BRAIN,
442
00:26:12,708 --> 00:26:14,500
MAYBE YOU CAN
HELP ME OUT.
443
00:26:16,708 --> 00:26:18,625
OKAY, GREAT.
444
00:26:18,625 --> 00:26:21,708
SEE, IF YOUR BILL
COMES TO $38,
445
00:26:21,708 --> 00:26:27,125
AND GENERALLY,
PEOPLE TIP--WHAT,
APPROXIMATELY 30%?
446
00:26:27,125 --> 00:26:29,500
THAT MAKES
YOUR TIP WHAT?
447
00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:30,708
UHHH...
448
00:26:30,708 --> 00:26:32,750
NNN...
449
00:26:32,750 --> 00:26:33,917
UHH...
450
00:26:35,166 --> 00:26:37,000
YOU ARE
SO SMART.
451
00:26:38,792 --> 00:26:40,417
THIS IS SO
THE RIGHT AMOUNT.
452
00:26:40,417 --> 00:26:41,750
[ Crash ]
453
00:26:41,750 --> 00:26:45,333
SOMEBODY DIDN'T HAVE
THEIR FIBER TODAY.
454
00:26:45,333 --> 00:26:46,250
[ Crash ]
455
00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:49,792
HEY, YOU ALL RIGHT
IN THERE?
456
00:26:52,542 --> 00:26:53,792
BUDDY?
457
00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:07,166
RRHHH.
458
00:27:08,166 --> 00:27:09,875
RRHHH!
459
00:27:09,875 --> 00:27:12,667
RRAAAAAHHH!
460
00:27:12,667 --> 00:27:14,167
OH, GOD!
461
00:27:14,167 --> 00:27:15,083
LET'S GET OUT
OF HERE.
462
00:27:16,875 --> 00:27:18,208
RRHHH.
RRRAAAHHH!
463
00:27:18,208 --> 00:27:19,417
AAH!
RRHHH.
464
00:27:19,417 --> 00:27:20,875
[ Screaming ]
465
00:27:49,417 --> 00:27:51,125
HEY, HEY--EASY.
WE'RE COOL.
466
00:27:51,125 --> 00:27:52,333
[ Grunting ]
WE'RE COOL.
467
00:27:54,166 --> 00:27:55,959
[ Grunting ]
468
00:27:55,959 --> 00:27:57,166
HELP.
469
00:27:57,166 --> 00:27:59,708
OH, GOD.
470
00:27:59,708 --> 00:28:00,625
[ Yelping ]
471
00:28:04,166 --> 00:28:05,875
FIRE BAD.
472
00:28:05,875 --> 00:28:08,583
FIRE--FIRE PRETTY.
473
00:28:08,583 --> 00:28:09,625
FIRE ANGRY!
474
00:28:09,625 --> 00:28:10,708
[ Yelping ]
475
00:28:17,333 --> 00:28:19,166
JACK, JACK!
476
00:28:19,166 --> 00:28:21,583
WE GOT A PROBLEM.
477
00:28:21,583 --> 00:28:25,166
THE GUYS, THEY...
THEY'RE...
478
00:28:25,166 --> 00:28:26,708
SOME OF YOUR PATRONS
479
00:28:26,708 --> 00:28:28,208
ARE TURNING
INTO CAVEMEN.
480
00:28:28,208 --> 00:28:29,667
THEY HAD IT
COMING.
481
00:28:32,458 --> 00:28:34,125
[ Grunting ]
482
00:28:50,166 --> 00:28:53,333
[ Barking, Whooping ]
483
00:29:14,208 --> 00:29:16,333
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN
TAKING ABUSE
484
00:29:16,333 --> 00:29:18,583
FROM SNOT-NOSED KIDS
FOR 20 YEARS.
485
00:29:18,583 --> 00:29:19,834
I MEAN, THEY'RE ALWAYS
COMING IN HERE
486
00:29:19,834 --> 00:29:21,208
WITH THEIR
SNOTTY ATTITUDES,
487
00:29:21,208 --> 00:29:24,209
DRINKING THEIR FRUITY
LITTLE MICROBREWS,
488
00:29:24,209 --> 00:29:25,375
SPOUTING OUT
SOME PHILOSOPHY
489
00:29:25,375 --> 00:29:26,542
LIKE IT MEANS
A DAMN THING.
490
00:29:26,542 --> 00:29:28,834
THINKIN' THEY'RE
DIFFERENT THAN US.
491
00:29:28,834 --> 00:29:30,750
THEY ARE NOW.
492
00:29:30,750 --> 00:29:32,834
THEY AIN'T.
THAT'S THE GREAT THING
ABOUT BEER.
493
00:29:32,834 --> 00:29:34,250
IT MAKES ALL MEN
THE SAME.
494
00:29:34,250 --> 00:29:35,875
WHY ARE WE TALKING
ABOUT BEER?
495
00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:37,166
THE GUYS ARE...
496
00:29:39,625 --> 00:29:40,625
THE BEER.
497
00:29:40,625 --> 00:29:41,875
NEAT, HUH?
498
00:29:41,875 --> 00:29:43,458
MY BROTHER-IN-LAW'S
A WARLOCK.
499
00:29:43,458 --> 00:29:44,834
HE SHOWED ME HOW
TO DO THE--
500
00:29:44,834 --> 00:29:46,209
NO! NO NEAT!
501
00:29:46,209 --> 00:29:47,417
I SERVED THEM
THAT BEER.
502
00:29:47,417 --> 00:29:50,000
I SERVED BUFFY
THAT BEER.
503
00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:52,834
UH, HOW MUCH BEER
WOULD YOU SAY
504
00:29:52,834 --> 00:29:54,041
A PERSON WOULD
NEED TO CONSUME
505
00:29:54,041 --> 00:29:56,083
BEFORE THEY
SERIOUSLY STARTED
QUESTING FOR FIRE?
506
00:29:56,083 --> 00:29:58,291
RELAX. IT'LL WEAR OFF
IN A DAY OR SO.
507
00:29:58,291 --> 00:30:00,209
IN A DAY OR SO,
SOMEONE COULD GET KILLED.
508
00:30:03,291 --> 00:30:04,875
YOU'RE A BAD, BAD MAN.
509
00:30:05,917 --> 00:30:07,291
[ Screeching ]
510
00:30:23,458 --> 00:30:25,125
[ Horn Honks ]
511
00:30:26,667 --> 00:30:28,708
[ Brakes Squeal ]
512
00:30:30,959 --> 00:30:32,125
[ Howls ]
513
00:30:35,417 --> 00:30:36,708
I DIDN'T SEE HIM!
514
00:30:38,250 --> 00:30:39,333
IS HE OKAY?
515
00:30:50,834 --> 00:30:52,041
[ Sniffs ]
516
00:30:54,792 --> 00:30:55,792
[ Screams ]
517
00:31:07,291 --> 00:31:08,667
WELL, I CUT HER OFF
BEFORE THE OTHERS.
518
00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:09,959
I DON'T THINK SHE HAD
AS MUCH TO DRINK.
519
00:31:09,959 --> 00:31:11,625
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU SERVED BUFFY
THAT BEER.
520
00:31:11,625 --> 00:31:12,834
I DIDN'T KNOW
IT WAS EVIL.
521
00:31:12,834 --> 00:31:14,083
YOU KNEW
IT WAS BEER.
522
00:31:14,083 --> 00:31:16,000
WELL, EXCUSE ME,
MR. "I SPENT THE SIXTIES
523
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,125
IN AN ELECTRIC-KOOL-AID
FUNKY-SATAN GROOVE."
524
00:31:18,125 --> 00:31:19,250
IT WAS THE EARLY
SEVENTIES,
525
00:31:19,250 --> 00:31:20,625
AND YOU SHOULD
KNOW BETTER.
526
00:31:20,625 --> 00:31:22,834
I'M NOT THE DAD OF HER.
BUFFY'S A GROWN-UP NOW.
527
00:31:22,834 --> 00:31:24,041
INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO--
528
00:31:40,125 --> 00:31:42,542
PARKER BAD.
529
00:31:42,542 --> 00:31:44,625
I DON'T MEAN THIS
IN A BRAGGING WAY,
530
00:31:44,625 --> 00:31:48,708
BUT I DO GET TO KNOW
A LOT OF WOMEN.
531
00:31:48,708 --> 00:31:52,875
WELL, GETTING TO KNOW
PEOPLE IS GOOD.
532
00:31:52,875 --> 00:31:58,333
BUT I HAVEN'T FOUND
"THE ONE" YET.
533
00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:02,000
I'VE YET
TO FIND A GIRL
THAT I CAN JUST...
534
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,625
YOU KNOW, SIT WITH,
535
00:32:03,625 --> 00:32:05,083
FEELING
TOTALLY AT EASE,
536
00:32:05,083 --> 00:32:07,250
SPEWING WHATEVER'S
ON MY MIND.
537
00:32:07,250 --> 00:32:10,875
OR EVEN SIT WITH
COMFORTABLY IN SILENCE.
538
00:32:10,875 --> 00:32:13,750
WILLOW...
539
00:32:13,750 --> 00:32:16,000
CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING
KIND OF PRIVATE?
540
00:32:17,542 --> 00:32:18,875
OKAY.
541
00:32:18,875 --> 00:32:22,083
I MEAN, I FEEL
YOU'VE SHOWN ME
A PERSPECTIVE
542
00:32:22,083 --> 00:32:26,417
I HADN'T REALLY
THOUGHT MUCH
ABOUT BEFORE.
543
00:32:26,417 --> 00:32:29,625
WHAT IS IT YOU
WANTED TO TELL ME?
544
00:32:29,625 --> 00:32:33,291
JUST...
545
00:32:33,291 --> 00:32:36,834
I'VE ENJOYED
TALKING WITH YOU.
546
00:32:36,834 --> 00:32:39,667
HERE, TONIGHT.
547
00:32:39,667 --> 00:32:41,166
ME, TOO.
548
00:32:41,166 --> 00:32:44,166
I MEAN, WITH YOU.
549
00:32:44,166 --> 00:32:47,583
YOU KNOW, I'M--
I'M WONDERING
SOMETHING.
550
00:32:47,583 --> 00:32:49,625
ABOUT YOU.
551
00:32:49,625 --> 00:32:52,000
WHAT?
552
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:55,125
JUST HOW GULLIBLE
DO YOU THINK I AM?
553
00:32:55,125 --> 00:32:57,667
I MEAN, WITH
YOUR GENTLE EYES
554
00:32:57,667 --> 00:32:59,166
AND YOUR SHY SMILE
555
00:32:59,166 --> 00:33:02,500
AND YOUR ABILITY
TO TALK OPENLY
ONLY TO ME.
556
00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:04,125
YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE!
557
00:33:05,417 --> 00:33:06,667
WHAT?
558
00:33:06,667 --> 00:33:09,417
THIS ISN'T SHARING.
THIS ISN'T CONNECTING.
559
00:33:09,417 --> 00:33:12,166
IT'S THE PLEASURE
PRINCIPLE.
560
00:33:12,166 --> 00:33:15,209
THAT'S RIGHT.
I GOT YOUR
NUMBER, ID BOY.
561
00:33:15,209 --> 00:33:16,708
ONLY THING
YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT
562
00:33:16,708 --> 00:33:18,875
IS HOW LONG
BEFORE YOU CAN
JUMP ON MY BONES.
563
00:33:18,875 --> 00:33:20,083
LOOK, IF YOU THINK
THAT I'M--
564
00:33:20,083 --> 00:33:21,291
I MEAN, YOU MEN!
565
00:33:21,291 --> 00:33:23,125
IT'S ALL ABOUT
THE SEX.
566
00:33:23,125 --> 00:33:25,083
FIND A WOMAN,
DRAG HER TO YOUR DEN.
567
00:33:25,083 --> 00:33:26,291
DO WHATEVER'S
NECESSARY,
568
00:33:26,291 --> 00:33:28,458
JUST AS LONG AS
YOU GET THE SEX.
569
00:33:28,458 --> 00:33:31,208
I TELL YOU,
MEN HAVEN'T CHANGED
SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME.
570
00:33:31,208 --> 00:33:32,458
[ Crashing ]
571
00:33:32,458 --> 00:33:35,875
[ Grunting ]
572
00:33:35,875 --> 00:33:36,917
SEE?!
573
00:33:44,125 --> 00:33:46,041
[ Yelling ]
574
00:33:47,875 --> 00:33:49,417
FASCINATING,
REALLY.
575
00:33:55,792 --> 00:33:57,041
AH! OW!
576
00:34:05,750 --> 00:34:07,708
WANT PEOPLE.
577
00:34:07,708 --> 00:34:10,417
WHERE PEOPLE GO?
578
00:34:10,417 --> 00:34:12,875
THE TV IS OFF.
579
00:34:12,875 --> 00:34:14,542
WANT!
580
00:34:14,542 --> 00:34:17,250
WANT PEOPLE!
581
00:34:17,250 --> 00:34:18,542
WELL, SHE DOESN'T
APPEAR TO BE
582
00:34:18,542 --> 00:34:19,834
IN ANY
IMMEDIATE DANGER.
583
00:34:19,834 --> 00:34:21,708
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
STAY WITH HER.
584
00:34:25,375 --> 00:34:28,208
BOY SMELL NICE.
585
00:34:28,208 --> 00:34:30,417
OR PERHAPS
SHE SHOULD BE
LEFT ALONE.
586
00:34:30,417 --> 00:34:33,250
YEAH, I THINK WE
NEED TO TRACK DOWN
THE FUNBOYS
587
00:34:33,250 --> 00:34:34,625
SOMEWHAT PRONTO.
588
00:34:34,625 --> 00:34:36,041
JACK SAID
THE EFFECTS
OF THE BEER
589
00:34:36,041 --> 00:34:37,166
WOULD
WEAR OFF--
BEER!
590
00:34:37,166 --> 00:34:39,959
BUFFY
WANT BEER.
591
00:34:39,959 --> 00:34:41,083
YOU CAN'T
HAVE BEER.
592
00:34:48,583 --> 00:34:52,166
WANT BEER.
593
00:34:52,166 --> 00:34:54,625
GILES, DON'T MAKE
CAVESLAYER UNHAPPY.
594
00:34:54,625 --> 00:34:56,417
HUNNNH!
595
00:34:56,417 --> 00:34:58,250
BUFFY STRONG.
596
00:34:58,250 --> 00:35:00,625
YES,
BUFFY STRONG.
597
00:35:00,625 --> 00:35:01,625
BUFFY GET BEER.
598
00:35:01,625 --> 00:35:03,166
BUFFY GET--
AARRR!
599
00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:06,792
GILES!
600
00:35:06,792 --> 00:35:08,667
I'M FINE.
JUST GET HER!
601
00:35:11,583 --> 00:35:13,875
WHICH WAY?
602
00:35:13,875 --> 00:35:15,875
UM, CHECK DOWN THERE.
603
00:35:15,875 --> 00:35:17,917
WE HAVE TO FIND HER
BEFORE SOMEONE GETS HURT.
604
00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:25,250
[ Grunting ]
605
00:35:34,917 --> 00:35:36,083
WOMAN.
606
00:35:38,417 --> 00:35:39,625
MAN!
607
00:35:43,208 --> 00:35:44,667
WOMAN!
608
00:35:44,667 --> 00:35:46,041
YAAH!
609
00:35:46,041 --> 00:35:47,750
[ Grunting ]
610
00:36:17,333 --> 00:36:20,333
[ Screeching ]
611
00:36:25,917 --> 00:36:27,041
BUFFY!
612
00:36:29,209 --> 00:36:30,208
BUFFY?
613
00:36:34,417 --> 00:36:35,875
AHA!
614
00:36:35,875 --> 00:36:38,583
CAN'T FIND THE BEER.
615
00:36:38,583 --> 00:36:39,792
GOOD.
616
00:36:39,792 --> 00:36:42,209
FRESHMAN GIRL NOT ABLE
TO HOLD THE BEER.
617
00:36:42,209 --> 00:36:43,291
SHOULDN'T HAVE IT.
618
00:36:43,291 --> 00:36:44,750
GET INTO TROUBLE.
619
00:36:44,750 --> 00:36:45,875
AHHH!
620
00:36:45,875 --> 00:36:47,542
HEY, HEY,
WE'RE GOOD.
621
00:36:47,542 --> 00:36:49,875
REMEMBER THE BOY?
622
00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:52,500
BOY SMELL NICE,
YEAH?
623
00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:55,500
IS THERE ANY PART OF BUFFY
STILL IN THERE?
624
00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:57,208
[ Sniffs ]
625
00:37:02,083 --> 00:37:03,458
OH, NO.
626
00:37:05,375 --> 00:37:07,000
FIRE BAD.
627
00:37:11,125 --> 00:37:13,041
[ Chattering ]
628
00:38:50,500 --> 00:38:52,209
BUFFY!
629
00:39:01,250 --> 00:39:02,625
WHERE THE HELL
IS GILES?
630
00:39:02,625 --> 00:39:05,208
BLOND, UM,
ABOUT THIS TALL.
631
00:39:05,208 --> 00:39:08,625
UH-- SHE WALKS WITH
A, SORT OF A...
632
00:39:08,625 --> 00:39:10,083
SIDEWAYS LIMP.
633
00:39:14,083 --> 00:39:16,667
BAD...BAD...
634
00:39:46,166 --> 00:39:48,667
[ Whooping ]
635
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,375
[ Coughing ]
636
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,375
BUFFY?
637
00:40:08,708 --> 00:40:11,250
[ Coughing ]
638
00:40:11,250 --> 00:40:12,583
NOW STAY!
639
00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:18,041
ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT?
640
00:40:18,041 --> 00:40:19,583
BUFFY'S STILL
IN THERE.
641
00:40:28,458 --> 00:40:30,166
[ Coughing ]
642
00:40:36,083 --> 00:40:37,208
OH, GOD.
643
00:40:41,041 --> 00:40:42,291
[ Parker ]
OH, GOD.
644
00:40:42,291 --> 00:40:43,542
HELP ME!
645
00:40:43,542 --> 00:40:46,125
I CAN'T BREATHE!
646
00:40:50,208 --> 00:40:52,083
BUFFY,
WHAT DO WE DO?
647
00:40:52,083 --> 00:40:53,208
OH, GOD.
648
00:41:15,667 --> 00:41:18,291
DID YOU GUYS
HAVE ENOUGH FUN
FOR ONE NIGHT?
649
00:41:18,291 --> 00:41:20,000
YES, PLEASE.
650
00:41:21,291 --> 00:41:23,125
BUFFY TIRED.
651
00:41:23,125 --> 00:41:25,417
AND WAS THERE A LESSON
IN ALL THIS? HUH?
652
00:41:25,417 --> 00:41:26,417
WHAT DID WE LEARN
ABOUT BEER?
653
00:41:26,417 --> 00:41:28,250
FOAMY.
654
00:41:28,250 --> 00:41:30,750
GOOD. JUST AS LONG
AS THAT'S CLEAR.
655
00:41:30,750 --> 00:41:33,458
ANYWAYS, I THINK
THE BOYS IN THE CAR
656
00:41:33,458 --> 00:41:35,375
ARE CONTAINED
FOR THE TIME BEING.
657
00:41:35,375 --> 00:41:37,583
THIS WILL GIVE THEM
SUCH TIME TO PONDER
658
00:41:37,583 --> 00:41:41,250
THE GEOPOLITICAL RAMIFICATIONS
OF BEING MEAN TO ME.
659
00:41:46,291 --> 00:41:48,166
UM, WHOSE VAN
IS THAT?
660
00:41:48,166 --> 00:41:49,708
I DON'T KNOW.
661
00:41:49,708 --> 00:41:51,667
WASN'T LOCKED.
662
00:41:59,333 --> 00:42:01,875
BUFFY.
663
00:42:03,667 --> 00:42:08,208
BUFFY, I--I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO SAY THIS.
664
00:42:08,208 --> 00:42:10,917
I'M SORRY FOR HOW
I TREATED YOU BEFORE.
665
00:42:10,917 --> 00:42:14,083
IT WAS WRONG OF ME
AND...
666
00:42:14,083 --> 00:42:15,375
I'M SORRY.
667
00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:19,250
YOU WERE GREAT
TONIGHT, REALLY.
668
00:42:19,250 --> 00:42:23,125
I MAY NOT
DESERVE THIS, BUT...
669
00:42:23,125 --> 00:42:25,917
DO YOU THINK YOU
COULD FORGIVE ME?
670
00:43:24,792 --> 00:43:26,750
GRR! ARRGH!
44475
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