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(Chyna) It should've beenlike any other day.
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Compose a four-part symphonic masterpiece,gently decline Fletcher's advances,
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and then walk Cameronhome from school.
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(panting)
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I thought I knew who I was.
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I thought I knew who my friends were.
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But today was not like any other day.
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(groaning)
Nothing was like it normally is.
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-(screaming)
-Except for the main title sequence.
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♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
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-♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
-Whoo!
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♪ Everybody's got that thingSomething different we all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'em clip your wingsYou got it, you got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blazeIn extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 daysWe got it, we got it ♪
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♪ If you can dream it ♪
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♪ You can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel it ♪
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♪ You can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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Whoo!
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Hey, Chyna. Did I miss anything
while I was out sick yesterday?
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Nope. Everything was pretty much
the same old same old,
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here in Dr. Pinky's Toe Fungus
Ointment Ant Farm.
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Dr. Pinky's Toe Fungus?
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To bring in money,
Skidmore sold the naming rights
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to basically everything here
at Chico's Bail Bonds High School.
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Hey!
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How come I'm the only one wearing
the new school uniform?
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Skidmore's out of control.
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(gruffly) "I'm Skidmore. I'm pure evil!
I ate a kitten for breakfast!"
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That was the worst Skidmore impression
I've ever heard.
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(chuckling) Yeah, that sounds
nothing like Skidmore.
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It's more like, "Back in my day,
we respected our elders,
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because there were only two of them."
(chuckling)
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Come on.
That sounded just like Skidmore!
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And I even had her dead look in my eyes.
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(yelps)
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Hello, Principal Skidmore.
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What beautiful dead eyes you have.
(chuckling nervously)
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Principal Skidmore, you've got a little...
Kitten right here.
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Oh! It's frozen yogurt.
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I got the school
a frozen yogurt machine
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because I realized I needed
to be nicer to you Ants.
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Let me guess. 50 bucks for a small?
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Shut it!
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I mean, um... Hush now, little one.
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The yogurt is free,
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and is in no way part of a plan
to destroy you kids once and for all.
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In fact, your friend, Violet,
just enjoyed some.
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Principal Skidmore is wonderful.
Enjoy some free yogurt.
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Isn't she delightful?
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(laughing evilly)
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Hey, everybody!
Check out my new outfit!
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It's a designer dress.
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Designed to make you all jealous.
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Wow, Lexi. Looking good.
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No, you're looking good.
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(romantic music playing)
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(shrieking)
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Are you okay, Lexi?
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I just had a horrible nightmare.
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(whispering)
No one can know this, but I dreamed
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that I was attracted to Cameron!
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Well, no one can know it
because you're whispering. Here.
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Attention, everyone!
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Lexi had a dreamshe was attracted to Cameron!
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(all laughing)
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Wow. I always knew
you had a thing for me.
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I always thought that thing was disgust.
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But now I know you like me.
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In your dreams!
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No. In your dreams.
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(shrieks)
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Principal Skidmore is wonderful.
Enjoy some free yogurt.
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(Chyna) It sounded suspicious.Maybe even dangerous.
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But free yogurt?I had to check it out!
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(electricity surging)
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Fletcher! Are you all right?
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Principal Skidmore is wonderful.
Enjoy some free yogurt.
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What did you do to Fletcher?
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Oh, he isn't Fletcher anymore.
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This is Fletcher.
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(laughing evilly)
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I've extracted his personality
and turned it into this frozen yogurt.
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Principal Skidmore! How could you?
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It's easy!
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With the Thinkberry 3000,
stealing personalities
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is fast, fun, and clean-up's a breeze!
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I mean stealing
the Ants' personalities
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and turning them into frozen yogurt!
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And without offering a toppings bar?
You're a monster!
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You will not get away with this.
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Yes, I will.
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Oh, yeah? You and what army?
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This army. (snaps fingers)
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(Violet) Principal Skidmore is wonderful.
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Enjoy some free yogurt.
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The first time I say, "You and what army,"
the person actually has an army!
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(robotically)
Principal Skidmore is wonderful.
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Enjoy some free yogurt.
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(chuckling)
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Olive!
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Skidmore has this evil plan
to extract our personalities
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and turn us into mindless drones!
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Do not be tempted by the yogurt.
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Which shouldn't be difficult,
because there are no toppings.
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Principal Skidmore is wonderful.
Enjoy some free yogurt.
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Olive? She got you, too?
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(door opening)
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Principal Skidmore is wonderful.
Enjoy some free yogurt.
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(Chyna) That's when I realizedthese were my final moments on Earth.
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What? No! Don't say that!
I'll think of something.
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Principal Skidmore is wonderful.
Enjoy some free yogurt.
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You mentioned that a couple of times.
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(Chyna) That's when I thought of a plan.
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I did? Well, tell me what it is!
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Never mind, I've got something.
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(robotically)
Principal Skidmore is wonderful.
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Enjoy some free yogurt.
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In fact, she is so wonderful,
we should record a song about her.
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Please enter the sound booth,
fellow mindless drones.
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Principal Skidmore is wonderful.
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Enjoy some free yogurt.
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Principal Skidmore is wonderful.
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Enjoy some free yogurt.
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Hit it.
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(all rapping)
♪ Principal Skidmore is wonderful ♪
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♪ Enjoy some free yogurt, yo ♪
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(mechanically) ♪ Holla ♪
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(yelps)
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(Chyna) With all of my fellow Antsrobbed of their personalities,
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I had only one choice.To sing!
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But I didn't.
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Because as I said, today wasa day unlike any other.
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The drones will be here any minute. I've
got to get your personalities out of here.
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(Chyna) There was one problem.
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If my friends melted,they might be gone forever.
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There was only one placetheir personalities would be safe.
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Inside me.
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Plus, it didn't hurtthat they were delicious.
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Where am I?
Let me out of here!
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I think we're in Chyna's brain.
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See? Chyna's memories,
Chyna's fears, Chyna's crushes...
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Chyna's crushes?
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Why is this drawer so full?
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Oh, come on!
I've got to be in here somewhere!
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(groans) Brain freeze!
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Interesting factoid about brain freeze.
The scientific name for it is...
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(as Olive)
...sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia.
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(in normal voice) Olive, is that you?
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Are you guys in my brain?
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Seriously, Chyna? Mozart?
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You have a crush
on Mozart and not me?
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At least I'm alive!
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(drones) Principal Skidmore is wonderful.
Enjoy some free yogurt.
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Principal Skidmore is wonderful...
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(giggling nervously) Thank you.
I'll just take some to go.
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(drones) ...is wonderful...
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I apologize, everyone.
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To avoid having a horrific nightmare,
I stayed up all math class.
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Without my beauty sleep,
I must look terrible.
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I think you look good.
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I think you look good.
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(romantic music playing)
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(shrieking)
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What happened?
Are you okay, Lexi?
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No! I keep having
that same dream about Cameron.
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If you see me starting to doze off,
I need you to wake me up.
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Okay.
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Ow! What did you just pinch me for?
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You closed your eyes.
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I was just blinking!
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I'm still awake.
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Then I'm doing my job.
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What's up, girlfriend?
And by that, I mean,
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(in a deep voice)
"What's up, girlfriend?"
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Not, (in a feminine voice)
"What's up, girlfriend?"
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Stop saying that!
You are not my boyfriend!
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Yeah! You're just
the man of her dreams.
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They're not dreams,
they're nightmares!
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-And I always wake up before I kiss you.
-For now.
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I promise,
I do not have a crush on you!
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Your eyes may say, "No,"
and your body language may say, "No,"
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and your language
language may say, "No,"
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and all these signs may say, "No."
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But your dreams say otherwise.
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(exaggerated kiss)
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Come on, guys!
We've got to get out of here!
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Why are we stopping?
We need to get out of the school.
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We can't abandon our bodies!
Well, at least I can't.
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You maybe should consider it.
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(as Fletcher) We need to hide!
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-No, run!
-Never.
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What we need to do
is call someone for help.
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(as Olive)
There's no federal anti-frozen yogurt
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personality theft
commission we can alert.
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Everyone knows the F.A.F.Y.P.T.C.
was shut down due to budget cuts.
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-(as Fletcher) Give me those controls!
-(as Olive) No!
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(in normal voice) Guys! (panting)
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Let's not tear apart
the one body that we have!
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(groaning) No!
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-(door opening)
-(screams)
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(drones) Principal Skidmore is wonderful.
Enjoy some free yogurt.
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Principal Skidmore is wonderful.
Enjoy some free yogurt.
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That's it, Chyna.
Come to mama.
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Drones! Take my little pretty
for some frozen yogurt.
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No!
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(struggling)
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(all) Help! Help!
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(as Fletcher) We should've hidden.
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(as Olive)
Bring back the F.A.F.Y.P.T.C.!
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Write your congressman!
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(in normal voice) Ugh! You guys are
driving me mad! I can't take it anymore!
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Pull yourself together, woman!
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Ow! Olive!
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-(as Olive) That wasn't me.
-(as Violet) Sorry, it was me.
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It's just so fun to play
with these controls.
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Why you hitting yourself?
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(as Violet) Why you hitting yourself?
Why you hitting yourself?
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(groaning)
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At last, my evil plan is near completion.
(laughing evilly)
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What do you intend to do with us?
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Obviously, extract all
the Ants' personalities,
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including yours, from your brain.
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And then when I eat all that yogurt,
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I will be a super woman with all
of your talents and my good looks.
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(as Fletcher) Good looks?
More like... (mumbling incoherently)
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Drones, put Chyna in the chair!
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(in normal voice)
No! Don't listen to her!
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Oh, I'm sorry, Chyna.
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But they are programmed to respond
only to my soothing voice.
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Now put Chyna in the chair,
you worthless drones!
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No! (groans)
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Now, unlike movie villains,
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who leave before seeing
their plan through to completion,
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thus enabling the hero to escape,
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I am going to throw the switch myself.
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(cell phone ringing)
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I have to take that.
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Drones, see my plan through to completion.
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Hello?
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Oh! Timeshare in Santa Fe?
249
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Yes, I am interested.
Yes, I do have a major credit card.
250
00:15:09,417 --> 00:15:11,707
-Oh, we're doomed!
-No, we're not!
251
00:15:11,792 --> 00:15:15,672
If the drones only respond to Skidmore's
voice, we have to imitate Skidmore!
252
00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:16,880
(in normal voice) Got it.
253
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,290
(gruffly)
Drones! It is I, Principal Skidmore,
254
00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:23,785
speaking to you
from inside of Chyna.
255
00:15:23,875 --> 00:15:26,875
How did I get in here?
It's not important.
256
00:15:28,709 --> 00:15:30,459
They're not buying it.
257
00:15:31,417 --> 00:15:32,827
Step aside.
258
00:15:32,917 --> 00:15:35,827
It just so happens, I do a perfect
Skidmore impersonation.
259
00:15:35,917 --> 00:15:39,997
You? Everyone you imitate sounds
like a bad Christopher Walken impression.
260
00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:43,083
(squeakily) "Hi, I'm Christopher Walken."
261
00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:46,375
(same voice) "Hi, I'm President Obama."
262
00:15:47,875 --> 00:15:52,035
Hey, that's not a bad "Fletcher doing
a bad President Obama imitation
263
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:55,035
that sounds like a bad
Christopher Walken imitation" imitation.
264
00:15:55,959 --> 00:15:58,539
Just give me a chance.
I'm really good at it.
265
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,325
-(sighing) Okay.
-(Chyna) And then a miracle happened.
266
00:16:01,417 --> 00:16:03,707
For the first time ever,Fletcher was right!
267
00:16:03,792 --> 00:16:05,632
His Skidmore impression was dead on.
268
00:16:05,709 --> 00:16:08,039
He was able to instructthe drones to extract
269
00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:10,745
all the personalitiesfrom my brain and eat the yogurt.
270
00:16:10,834 --> 00:16:12,794
(electricity surging)
271
00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:16,998
There was only one problem.
272
00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:21,130
(as Fletcher) So, did it work?
273
00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:23,918
(as Violet) You're wearing
floral pants and a pink cardigan.
274
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,080
What do you think?
275
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:29,288
(Chyna) They ate the wrong yogurt.
276
00:16:34,625 --> 00:16:39,205
(yawning)
Hey, everybody. Outfit. Pretty.
277
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:44,495
Welcome, Lexi... To dreamland.
278
00:16:45,041 --> 00:16:46,881
(playing tune)
279
00:16:46,959 --> 00:16:49,459
Cameron, what is going on?
280
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,542
You're having a real dream.
281
00:16:51,625 --> 00:16:54,785
Not a fake dream that I set up
to trick you into kissing me.
282
00:16:56,333 --> 00:17:00,583
Because if this weren't a dream,
would I have these fish hands?
283
00:17:03,458 --> 00:17:05,918
We're up to the part of your dream
where you kiss me.
284
00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:10,455
Okay. Here you go, dream boy.
285
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:19,040
This is just like I imagined it earlier
when I practiced on the fish.
286
00:17:19,792 --> 00:17:21,882
Thank you, Cameron.
287
00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:24,079
No, thank you, baby.
288
00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:27,375
I mean, thanks to this,
I should be over
289
00:17:27,458 --> 00:17:29,498
whatever caused
those creepy dreams.
290
00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:33,833
But don't worry, Cameron.
There are plenty of fish in the sea.
291
00:17:33,917 --> 00:17:34,957
(yelps)
292
00:17:44,709 --> 00:17:47,879
(as Fletcher) I can't believe
I'm trapped inside Olive! Ugh!
293
00:17:47,959 --> 00:17:51,079
Her brain has interesting factoid
sticky notes everywhere!
294
00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:53,628
(as Chyna) I'm in Violet?
295
00:17:54,709 --> 00:17:57,919
You know what? You'd look
really cute with a French braid.
296
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,460
(as Violet) Hey! Stop that!
And you'd better take care of my body!
297
00:18:02,041 --> 00:18:05,131
Just like I plan on taking care
of this adorable body.
298
00:18:08,709 --> 00:18:12,789
(as Chyna) Wait. If I'm in Violet,
and Violet is in Fletcher,
299
00:18:12,875 --> 00:18:16,285
and Fletcher is in Olive,
then who's inside my body?
300
00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:19,495
(as Olive) Interesting factoid
about identity theft...
301
00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:25,375
Wait! If I'm inside Chyna,
then I can sing my interesting factoids,
302
00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:28,918
making them interesting
and entertaining factoids.
303
00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:32,997
♪ On average, identity theftCosts U.S. consumers ♪
304
00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:36,633
♪ Over $1.52 billion per year... ♪
305
00:18:36,709 --> 00:18:38,539
(as Fletcher) Stop singing!
306
00:18:39,959 --> 00:18:41,879
(as Chyna) Calm down.
We just need to extract
307
00:18:41,959 --> 00:18:45,249
our personalities again
and get them into the right bodies.
308
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,423
Oh, don't bother.
309
00:18:47,542 --> 00:18:51,082
Because in a matter of seconds,
your minds will be nothing but mush.
310
00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:52,076
(as Chyna) What?
311
00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:55,126
You may have foiled
my personality stealing plan,
312
00:18:55,208 --> 00:19:01,498
but when I press this button,
all the yogurt you ate will self-destruct
313
00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:03,673
and melt your brains forever!
314
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:06,000
-(beeps)
-(dispatcher) Senior Alert.
315
00:19:06,083 --> 00:19:08,753
Ms. Skidmore,did you fall in the bathtub again?
316
00:19:09,542 --> 00:19:11,712
Wrong remote!
(chuckling sheepishly)
317
00:19:13,792 --> 00:19:16,752
No, this is the remote
for my heated slippers...
318
00:19:16,834 --> 00:19:17,794
(as Olive) The lever!
319
00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:21,538
(electricity surging)
320
00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:28,705
Wow. She does not have
a lot of personality.
321
00:19:30,834 --> 00:19:33,884
(in normal voice) So with the Ants
safe from Skidmore's villainy,
322
00:19:33,959 --> 00:19:36,129
we all switched back
to our normal bodies,
323
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:38,418
and we live happily ever after.
324
00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:42,040
That would make
a pretty great movie, huh?
325
00:19:42,125 --> 00:19:43,455
It depends.
326
00:19:43,542 --> 00:19:47,172
If this thing gets made,
can I be your date to the premiere?
327
00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:50,707
You ask her that
right in front of me?
328
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:57,080
Wow, Chyna. How did you
make up an idea like that?
329
00:19:57,166 --> 00:19:59,166
Who says I made it up?
330
00:20:04,166 --> 00:20:06,876
(as Skidmore) What are you rotten kids
looking at? Get to class!
331
00:20:06,959 --> 00:20:08,039
(all screaming)
332
00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:14,748
(chuckling)
333
00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:28,003
(sighing) I finally got some sleep.
I feel so much better.
334
00:20:28,083 --> 00:20:30,673
You look pretty good, Lexi.
335
00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:34,630
No, you look pretty good, Lexi.
336
00:20:34,709 --> 00:20:39,039
(romantic music playing)
337
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,380
Oh, thank goodness.
Everything is back to normal.
338
00:20:46,417 --> 00:20:49,037
Ugh. It's so warm out here.
339
00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:52,000
Sorry. I'll turn it up.
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