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Why is the whole school empty?
And where's Mrs. Mills?
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There's only one explanation.
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We're the last survivors
of a zombie attack.
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There's no such thing as zombies.
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(scream)
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Look how its rotting flesh
barely hangs onto its decomposed body!
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And those eyes.
Those cold, dead eyes.
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(grunts)
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Like the rest of your class,
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Mrs. Mills got food poisoning
from the cafeteria.
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Apparently, buying a truck full
of tuna fish for twelve dollars
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was not as good
a deal as I thought.
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I knew to stay away
from that lunch special.
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Fish are not
supposed to have feet.
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Anyway, instead of class, we
will be having a scavenger hunt
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and the winning team
gets a week off school!
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(all cheer)
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Okay, Lexi and Chyna, you two
have never had much of a rivalry,
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so to keep things friendly, why
don't you be team captains? (giggles)
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-Chyna, you pick first.
-Okay.
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Me! Pick me! Over here!
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I want to be fair
about this, so,
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my mother told me to pick the
very best one and you are it.
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If I were stopping right now
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but I am going to keep going
until I land on Olive.
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Doyle.
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Lexi, it's your turn.
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Me! Pick me! Over here!
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All right, I'm going to pick someone
who's loyal, will do everything I say,
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and has pretty hair.
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Thank you. I washed
it three days ago.
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Not you. Paisley.
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(gasps) Yay!
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Now for this scavenger hunt,
I should tell you
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that I do not have a hunting license.
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Okay, so Chyna picks me,
and you get Cameron.
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What? Cameron? No!
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Even if one of the things on the list
we had to find was Cameron,
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we wouldn't want Cameron.
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Sorry, Fletcher,
but I'm picking my brother.
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Chyna, can we have a quick
team meeting, in private?
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Just real quick, come on.
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(giggle)
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(yelling) Cameron? You picked
that idiot, Cameron?
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Look, he may not seem school smart,
but he's street smart. I'll show you.
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Cameron, what street
do we live on?
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Wait! I know this.
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See? He's useless.
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Just a minute ago he believed
we were under attack by zombies!
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(groans)
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(scream)
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Mrs. Mills, you obviously
ate the tuna fish.
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Take a sick day.
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♪ Ooh, doo, doo ♪
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♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo ♪
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Whoo!
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♪ Everybody's got that thing ♪
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♪ Something differentwe all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'emclip your wings ♪
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♪ You got it, you got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blaze ♪
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♪ In extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 days ♪
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♪ We got it, we got it ♪
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♪ You can dream it ♪
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♪ You can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel it ♪
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♪ You can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptionalExceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional exceptionalExceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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-♪ Hey! ♪-♪ Ooh ♪
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Whoo!
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(Skidmore) Okay, to discoverthe first item you need to find,
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unscramble these letters.
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It's a trick. Those letters
aren't scrambled at all.
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This is gonna be a long day.
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Should have had the fish.
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Boom. Solved it.
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"White mouse." So obvious.
What else could it be?
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Got it! "Mwite house!"
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Looks like we're off
to Mwashington, D.C.!
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(train bell rings)
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Okay, so I figured out a way
to get a white mouse.
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All right.
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(plays)
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The pied piper's music
attracted rats, not mice.
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And, more importantly,
he was make-believe.
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I know, but
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now we'll have enough money to go
to a pet store and buy a mouse.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Ooh!
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Thank you.
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(Cameron) I already went
and bought the last mouse.
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Unfortunately, it was just fed
to this boa constrictor.
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(snake rattles)
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Oh. (giggles)
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No problem.
We just need to figure out
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how to do the Heimlich maneuver
on a snake.
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Actually, I think he's doing
the Heimlich maneuver on me.
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Aww, he's hugging you.
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That or he's trying
to devour you whole.
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Either way, it's adorable!
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Help me.
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Okay. I got this.
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(plays charming melody)
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-(Olive) Chyna.
-Hm?
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That's not how you charm a snake.
You charm a snake like this.
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(clears throat)
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Hey there, big boa.
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What's a Reptilia Squamata like you
doing in a place like thissss?
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All right, we need a white mouse
and failure is not an option.
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Which means you two
need to shape up!
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You! Stomach in, chest out!
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You! Stomach out, chest in!
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I want to have
the best figure on the team.
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Don't worry. We'll be the victors!
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We have to change our names?
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Would you just let him talk?
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I'm sorry. Victor, you were saying?
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I have designed
a Rube Goldberg trap in the hallway
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to catch a mouse.
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The mouse takes the cheese,
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which is tied to a pin, pops a balloon,
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scaring a fat lady,
causing her to shriek,
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shatters a glass vase,
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which sends a cat running,
which starts a chain saw,
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cuts through a crate,
releases a flock of ducks,
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which drops a metal box
onto the mouse.
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-(pop)
-(woman shrieks)
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-(glass breaks)
-(cat yowls)
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(chainsaw buzzes)
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(ducks quack)
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(crash)
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What was that?
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(makes effort)
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That's not a mouse!
That's Rube Goldberg.
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Don't worry. I can set it up again.
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We just have to find those ducks.
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(ducks quack)
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Found them.
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Principal Skidmore!
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What do you want?
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We have a white mouse!
Show her, Cameron.
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-(snake rattles)
-(gasps)
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Um, half-digested counts, right?
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We did it! We found a white mouse!
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Rube Goldberg lent it to me.
He's in my Internet shopping class.
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It's called computer science.
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But I will accept
the white computer mouse.
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Congratulations to Lexi's team.
They've won the first round!
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-(cheers)
-What?
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Lexi, Lexi, she's the best!
So much better than the rest!
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Especially Chyna!
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Yeah, well it's not over
until the fat lady sings.
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Don't you dare!
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(train bell rings)
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(Skidmore) For your next clue,finish the rhyme in this riddle.
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"He was a genius,pretty darn smart,
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so try to find me Edison's last..."
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...of the Mohicans!
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(giggles)
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Let me do this!
See, I'm a songwriter.
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And if there's anything
I know, it's rhymes. All right.
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-Edison's last art.
-No.
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-Apart.
-No.
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-Artificial heart.
-No.
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-Bart.
-No.
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-Bar chart.
-No.
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-Bleeding heart.
-No.
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-Bit part.
-No.
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-Body part.
-No.
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-Cart.
-No.
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-Dart.
-No.
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-Eye chart?
-No.
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Okay, well, we can go ahead
and skip "fart,"
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because it's clearly
not "Edison's last fart."
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Edison's last fart it is!You are correct!
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What? That makes no sense.
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Actually, it does.
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On Edison's death bed, his last breath
was collected into a test tube,
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which is currently on display
at the Henry Ford Museum
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in Dearborn, Michigan.
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I guess they also
collected his last fart.
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Someday, I hope to be treated
with the same honor and reverence.
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(bell rings)
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Okay, we should be able
to find what we need here.
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Welcome to Hippo's
Scavenger Hunt Emporium.
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Also known as the stuff
from my late grandmother's apartment.
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What happened to Hippo's
Haunted Coffee House?
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Scaring people holding scalding
hot beverages turned out to be a bad idea.
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I know this will sound crazy,
but we need Thomas Edison's...
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Last fart? You came to the right place.
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Step over
to my Famous Flatulence section.
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We've got Genghis Khan's last fart,
Benjamin Franklin's last fart,
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Henry VIII's last fart.
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You know eight Henrys?
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We're all named Victor.
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(gasps) Here's Thomas Edison's last fart.
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But it says "Sold."
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Someone must have ordered it online.
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Hippo! We're here for our fart.
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We were here first.
We have dibs.
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That's not fair!
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Sorry, Chyna, I'd like to help you,
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but now they're throwing around
legal terms like "dibs."
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That's ours!
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-Give me that fart!
-Hey!
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(all clamor)
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Chyna, here! Toss it to me!
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-(gasps)
-(gas hisses)
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(all exclaim)
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Oh, the historical stench!
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My eyes! They historically burn!
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I got it! Let's go!
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Chyna, how can you
stand these fumes?
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I've shared a bathroom
with Cameron my whole life.
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Compared to that, this smells
like a warm batch of cookies. Come on!
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(snif)
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Ah. The smell of genius.
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Well, it's actually an improvement
on your usual perfume.
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Looks like we're tied.
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Not for long.
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(pant)
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I didn't say "a Giants hat."
I said "a giant's hat." Like that.
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Point, Lexi's team.
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Woo hoo! Yes!
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Here it is.
The world's smallest air horn.
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(air horn blows loudly)
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Point, Chyna's team!
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(yelling) What?
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Principal Skidmore!
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Here it is. A giraffe!
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It's my dad's. He won it in a giraffle.
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I didn't say I wanted
a statue of a giraffe.
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Well, what were we supposed to do,
get a real giraffe?
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(Paisley) I'm sorry, guys.
I couldn't find a giraffe.
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And I rode all over town looking for one
on my long-necked horse.
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(groans)
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(grunts)
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Hey!
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(Skidmore) For the next round, getthe autograph of my favorite filmmaker.
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As a clue, I've recreated a scenefrom one of his movies.
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Quick! Who directed
The Old Hag in a Gold Bikini?
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I'm Princess Leia!
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In George Lucas's
Star Wars: Return of the Jedi.
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I think I know
why the Jedi left in the first place.
250
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:56,924
Okay, so George Lucas
lives just north of the city.
251
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Cameron, you have the map.
How far are we from Skywalker Ranch?
252
00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:02,631
About two inches.
253
00:14:07,667 --> 00:14:10,247
-(pants) Okay.
-You think this is the right place?
254
00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:11,213
(gate buzzes)
255
00:14:11,291 --> 00:14:14,541
Well, the mailbox did say
"George Lucas Presents:
256
00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:17,995
A George Lucas Production
of George Lucas' House" so...
257
00:14:19,041 --> 00:14:20,631
(beep)
258
00:14:20,709 --> 00:14:22,289
(all gasp)
259
00:14:26,667 --> 00:14:27,917
(beeps)
260
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,170
Wow, it's the real R2-D2!
261
00:14:31,625 --> 00:14:35,035
If you were one-fiftieth your size
and still in the original packaging,
262
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,575
you'd be worth like, 35 dollars!
263
00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:42,665
Wow. I don't understand
a word he's saying,
264
00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:44,710
and I speak 57 languages.
265
00:14:46,125 --> 00:14:48,665
(C-3PO) Fifty-seven is nothing,
my little blonde humanoid.
266
00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:53,213
I am fluent in over
six million forms of communication.
267
00:14:53,291 --> 00:14:56,421
Including street slang.
So yo, step off, fool!
268
00:14:56,959 --> 00:14:58,039
(gasp)
269
00:14:58,875 --> 00:15:01,245
C-3PO! You're here, too?
270
00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:04,495
Well, of course. We work here.
Master Lucas is very loyal.
271
00:15:04,583 --> 00:15:06,633
Once you work for him,
you're employed for life.
272
00:15:06,709 --> 00:15:09,959
Lord Vader is head of security.
Boba Fett tends the garden.
273
00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:11,831
And Chewbacca cleans the pool.
274
00:15:13,458 --> 00:15:14,918
(Chewbacca groans)
275
00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:19,628
Oh stop complaining! It's your fur
that keeps clogging the filter!
276
00:15:20,458 --> 00:15:22,128
(beeps)
277
00:15:23,542 --> 00:15:25,542
Look, Mr. PO, uh,
278
00:15:26,917 --> 00:15:31,877
we really need George Lucas' autograph
before this girl Lexi from school gets it.
279
00:15:32,625 --> 00:15:33,995
Unless she already has it.
280
00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:35,503
(beeps)
281
00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:38,423
R2 says he might be able to help.
282
00:15:43,834 --> 00:15:47,134
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi.You're my only hope.
283
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:53,460
Oops, R2, you're playing
the wrong image.
284
00:15:55,625 --> 00:15:57,875
Last time we were at Hippo's,
I remember seeing
285
00:15:57,959 --> 00:16:00,499
some Star Wars memorabilia
signed by George Lucas
286
00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:02,133
right before I went fart-blind.
287
00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:11,958
Hey, guys!
Welcome to my delicious apple store,
288
00:16:12,709 --> 00:16:15,129
the place for all your apple needs!
289
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,748
Can I interest you
in a dual core processor?
290
00:16:17,834 --> 00:16:20,004
It cores two apples
at the same time.
291
00:16:22,291 --> 00:16:24,171
What happened
to all the scavenger hunt stuff?
292
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,750
Turns out Grandma
was just napping.
293
00:16:27,709 --> 00:16:31,079
Besides, scavenger hunts
are very out right now.
294
00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:33,626
And apparently, people
are lining up for apple products.
295
00:16:34,542 --> 00:16:37,882
Although for some reason,
business here is very slow.
296
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:43,955
Finally! Every apple store
I go to sells computers.
297
00:16:44,041 --> 00:16:45,831
And they taste awful!
298
00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:47,575
(bites)
299
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,668
Great. There's no way
we're going to win now.
300
00:16:51,709 --> 00:16:54,079
(in British accent) I find
your lack of faith disturbing.
301
00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:56,963
(chokes)
302
00:16:59,375 --> 00:17:00,745
How are you doing that?
303
00:17:03,291 --> 00:17:04,131
(spits)
304
00:17:05,041 --> 00:17:07,131
Oh, I was just choking
on this piece of apple.
305
00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:14,290
Guys, this is our chance
to tie things up!
306
00:17:14,959 --> 00:17:18,459
Um, we really need
Mr. Lucas's autograph!
307
00:17:18,542 --> 00:17:21,752
I'm sorry, but Master Lucas
is not taking visitors today.
308
00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:26,464
Let me handle this.
Look, it's Admiral Ackbar!
309
00:17:26,834 --> 00:17:29,504
What? He should be baking
the afternoon scones!
310
00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:32,825
I wouldn't do that, sir.
311
00:17:34,291 --> 00:17:36,381
Oh, yeah? Who's going to stop me?
312
00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:44,633
Good job, Cameron.
313
00:17:44,709 --> 00:17:48,459
Maybe after this we can go to Jurassic
Park and you can anger the raptors.
314
00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:55,880
Fire away! We're not leaving
without that autograph!
315
00:17:59,166 --> 00:18:00,286
And you tell Boba Fett
316
00:18:00,375 --> 00:18:02,995
that these grass clippings
should not go in the recycling bin!
317
00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:14,625
(gasps) We did it!
We got George Lucas' signature.
318
00:18:14,709 --> 00:18:16,499
And we didn't fake it or anything!
319
00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:20,630
-Okay, point Chyna's team!
-Yes!
320
00:18:20,709 --> 00:18:23,579
Okay. And now, I will present
321
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:27,997
the final and tie-breaking clue
using charades.
322
00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:30,213
(clears her throat)
323
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:36,293
Um, you need a hearing aid!
You're old and you need a hearing aid!
324
00:18:36,375 --> 00:18:39,785
Sounds like... Aging spinster!
325
00:18:40,417 --> 00:18:41,707
(Fletcher) Wrinkled old bat!
326
00:18:41,792 --> 00:18:44,502
We need to find
a wrinkled old bat!
327
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:47,328
You kids are terrible at charades!
328
00:18:48,041 --> 00:18:50,251
It's obvious.
We need to get a bell
329
00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:52,083
from a San Francisco cable car.
330
00:18:53,458 --> 00:18:54,708
What? She dropped her list.
331
00:18:55,417 --> 00:18:58,287
Along with this coupon
for mole hair conditioner.
332
00:18:58,375 --> 00:18:59,205
Give me that!
333
00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:07,961
Come on, Cameron.
We need to hurry.
334
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:11,790
Forget it. I've been holding
you back all day.
335
00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:13,668
That's not true.
You've been great.
336
00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:16,080
Yeah. You know,
other than be eaten by a snake,
337
00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:19,326
destroying the greatest farts in history,
getting us shot at with lasers,
338
00:19:19,417 --> 00:19:22,787
and worst of all,
woefully folding this map.
339
00:19:24,834 --> 00:19:25,714
See?
340
00:19:26,709 --> 00:19:29,129
Go without me.
I'll just mess things up.
341
00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:32,383
(audience awes)
342
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,460
(faintly) Cameron, come back.
343
00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:38,042
We really need you. We're a team.
344
00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:40,325
Okay, well, I tried.
Come on, let's go win this thing.
345
00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:49,827
Chyna.
346
00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:51,455
Lexi.
347
00:19:51,542 --> 00:19:55,752
This cable car isn't big enough
for the both of us.
348
00:19:56,875 --> 00:19:59,915
Actually, yes, it is. See?
Maximum capacity is sixty.
349
00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:07,826
(giggles) Would you excuse me
just for like, one second?
350
00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:09,537
Let's go. Thank you. (giggles)
351
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:12,455
-This bell is mine!
-Hey! No, it's mine!
352
00:20:12,542 --> 00:20:13,382
Give it!
353
00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:14,288
It's mine!
354
00:20:14,709 --> 00:20:15,919
(both scream)
355
00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:17,331
Whoa! Hold on!
356
00:20:17,792 --> 00:20:19,632
I got it! I got the bell!
357
00:20:20,125 --> 00:20:24,075
Lexi, give me the bell and give me
your other hand! I'll pull you up!
358
00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:27,916
No way! I'm not giving you the bell.
I will not lose to you again.
359
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,040
What?
360
00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:30,955
Hey guys, look! My house!
361
00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:37,920
Okay, look, I know you see me as a enemy,
but we need each other.
362
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:42,500
Just like Luke Skywalker needed
Darth Vader to make him a better Jedi.
363
00:20:42,583 --> 00:20:45,293
Wait, so you're saying
Lexi is your father? Uh!
364
00:20:45,375 --> 00:20:46,285
(Chyna) Uh!
365
00:20:46,959 --> 00:20:48,379
Okay. You know what?
366
00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:50,745
Just forget about the competition.
367
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:52,794
I don't want anything
to happen to you.
368
00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:55,495
Just let go of the bell. Please.
369
00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:56,713
(pants)
370
00:20:57,750 --> 00:20:58,630
Fine.
371
00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:00,785
(clatters)
372
00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:02,706
(grunt)
373
00:21:03,291 --> 00:21:05,791
(pants) Thank goodness you're okay!
374
00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:09,375
Who says I'm okay?
I'm missing one of my earrings!
375
00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:11,960
(thuds)
376
00:21:12,041 --> 00:21:14,041
(car honks)
377
00:21:18,041 --> 00:21:21,461
Well, that's very disappointing news
about the bell.
378
00:21:21,542 --> 00:21:22,922
But luckily no one got hurt.
379
00:21:23,417 --> 00:21:27,377
As I said, very disappointing
news about the bell.
380
00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:29,673
Hey everybody!
381
00:21:29,750 --> 00:21:33,710
Guess who I found wandering
around the city in a loopy daze?
382
00:21:34,375 --> 00:21:35,495
The mayor!
383
00:21:35,959 --> 00:21:39,169
(sighs) After I got him home,
I ran into Cameron.
384
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:43,460
(gasps) Cameron! How did you get this?
385
00:21:44,250 --> 00:21:45,540
(Cameron) I was on the porch,
386
00:21:45,625 --> 00:21:48,415
wondering how you wouldever get that bell, and then it hit me.
387
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:49,580
(loud clang)
388
00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:52,415
Ow!
389
00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:57,830
Thank you! Oh, this has
great sentimental value.
390
00:21:58,375 --> 00:22:00,705
I had my first kiss under this bell.
391
00:22:01,458 --> 00:22:03,458
When? In 1896?
392
00:22:04,583 --> 00:22:05,793
No, smart guy.
393
00:22:06,417 --> 00:22:07,537
It was two years ago.
394
00:22:12,208 --> 00:22:14,788
Well, I guess we ended up winning,
395
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:17,035
but it could have gone either way.
396
00:22:17,625 --> 00:22:18,625
Good game, Lexi.
397
00:22:19,208 --> 00:22:20,998
What? Good game?
398
00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:22,503
You cannot be serious!
399
00:22:22,583 --> 00:22:25,923
When I win, then it's a good game!
I am so angry!
400
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:30,420
(Yoda-like voice) Anger leads to hate.
Hate leads to suffering.
401
00:22:34,792 --> 00:22:35,632
Ooh!
402
00:22:38,917 --> 00:22:42,667
Mrs. Mills, you look even worse.
Go to urgent care!
403
00:22:43,333 --> 00:22:44,713
And may the force be with you.
404
00:22:49,166 --> 00:22:51,036
So, I guess we get
a week off from school.
405
00:22:51,125 --> 00:22:53,665
Yes. It's called spring break.
406
00:22:54,792 --> 00:22:57,962
Oh, and the losing team can
have the same week off school.
407
00:22:58,959 --> 00:23:00,079
-Yes!
-Yes!
408
00:23:06,458 --> 00:23:08,288
Cameron, you know what?
409
00:23:08,375 --> 00:23:11,625
I'm really glad I picked you.
We won today because of you.
410
00:23:11,709 --> 00:23:14,579
(sighs) Yeah, we did, didn't we?
411
00:23:14,667 --> 00:23:16,207
It was pretty amazing.
412
00:23:16,667 --> 00:23:20,037
What are the odds that out of nowhere,
a bell hits me in the head?
413
00:23:20,125 --> 00:23:21,245
(bell buzzes and clangs)
414
00:23:21,542 --> 00:23:22,502
Oh!
415
00:23:23,917 --> 00:23:25,287
(birds chirp)
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