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(playing bluesy melody)
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(door opens)
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Oh, hey, Dad. How was work?
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I hate my job.
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The Captain's always
giving me a hard time.
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And today, he stuck me
with a rookie I have to train.
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Really? Who?
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Officer Katz.
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Is that a police cat?
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Yeah. We used to have dogs,
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until the mayor appointed
an unmarried woman in her 40s
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Chief of Police.
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The point is I've had it.
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(sighs)
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You know,
if your job makes you so unhappy,
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maybe you should think about
doing something else.
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-Really?
-Why not?
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I mean you always told me
to pursue my dream
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and do something that makes me happy.
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-I did say that, didn't I?
-Mmm-hmm.
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You're absolutely right.
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(laughs)
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(laughs)
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Captain, this is Darryl.
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I've decided to pursue my dreams.
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What are you doing?
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I'm tired of your stupid rules,
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and your boring paperwork,
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and your constant nagging.
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"Where's your badge?
Where's your patrol car?
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What happened to that suspect?"
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Dad, stop!
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Oh, yeah? Huh.
Well, you can't fire me because I quit.
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And you know what you can do
with your job?
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You can put it where the sun don't shine.
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Like in a cabinet or Seattle.
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-Uh...
-(sighs)
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I feel so much better. Thank you, Chyna.
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I can't believe you just quit your job.
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Why? You told me to follow my dream.
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So, what's my dream?
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I don't know!
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Wow!
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Well, you really should have thought
this through better.
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♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
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Whoo!
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♪ Everybody's got that thing ♪
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♪ Something different we all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'em clip your wings ♪
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♪ You got it, you got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blaze ♪
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♪ In extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 days ♪
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♪ We got it, we got it ♪
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♪ You can dream it ♪
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♪ You can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel it ♪
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♪ You can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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Whoo!
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(upbeat music playing)
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Principal Skidmore.
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What are you doing?
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I'm trying to figure out the best place
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to put a statue of me.
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How about a haunted house?
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(snarls)
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What?
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You just tied me for most friends
on the Webster Wolfpack website!
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(gasps)
Yay! High...
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Five.
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Not yay!
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I have to be more popular than you
because I'm the popular girl.
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I would never rob you
of your title of dumb girl.
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Aw, that's sweet, Lexi.
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What am I supposed to do?
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I'm already friends with everyone
in school who's on Wolfpack.
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We'll be tied forever!
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Are you guys talking about Wolfpack?
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Because I just signed up
and I already have two friends.
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Three if Chyna accepts my request.
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(phone chimes)
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Two it is.
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(phones chiming)
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(gasps)
Oh,
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you're both trying to friend me! Wait.
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Lexi only wants you to accept her
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so she'll have the most Wolfpack friends.
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So, you guys are using me
to break a tie in the popularity contest?
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-Mmm.
-Cool!
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Used by the popular girls!
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I just want to be your friend
because I like having friends.
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And I just want to be your friend
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because I like having more friends
than she does.
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I'll just have to figure out
who is the better friend.
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You can start by each bringing me a gift.
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Something that shows how well you know me.
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A gift?
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Ooh, this will be just like Presents Day!
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You mean Christmas?
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No, Presents Day,
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when we celebrate Present Lincoln,
Present Washington...
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How is this like Christmas?
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Well, my dad tried,
but he couldn't get his old job back.
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He burned all his bridges.
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No wonder they're so upset.
You can't just burn a bridge.
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People will notice that sort of thing
on their drive to work.
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Hey, Dad. Where were you?
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Ah! Pursuing my dream
of working in the movies.
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But being an usher is not as glamorous
as I thought it would be.
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Now where's the remote?
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I don't know. You never let me touch it.
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Let's see.
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Last time I had the remote,
I was on the couch.
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See?
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Here are the crumbs from the popcorn I had
for breakfast.
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And I remember I wanted popcorn sauce
on my popcorn.
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Popcorn sauce?
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He calls butter "popcorn sauce."
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His parents wouldn't let him say "butter"
because it has the word "butt" in it.
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So I looked in the popcorn sauce
compartment,
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and here it is!
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(laughs)
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Wow, Dad,
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that was amazing
the way you just tracked that down.
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You should be a private eye!
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-Maybe I should.
-(laughs)
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Totally.
You're the best investigator I know,
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and I'm not just buttering you up.
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Chyna, watch your language.
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Sorry. And I'm not just
popcorn saucing you up.
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Better.
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♪ If you've got an unsolved mystery ♪
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♪ That's full of question marks ♪
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♪ Your problem will be history ♪
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♪ If you call Darryl Parks ♪
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I suspected my boyfriend was cheating,
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so I contacted
Private Investigator Darryl Parks.
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He found evidence that proved
my boyfriend was cheating
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at Crazy Eights, at Backgammon,
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and on his history quiz.
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Another case solved by Darryl Parks!
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I am the elusive, legendary Bigfoot,
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or Sasquatch to my friends.
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Darryl Parks even found me!
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♪ So if you need a private detective ♪
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♪ Darryl Parks is your guy ♪
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♪ The first 100 callers ♪
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♪ Get a free rhubarb pie ♪
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-So? What do you think?
-I like it.
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But you sure these guys
can make enough pies?
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What the heck is a rhubarb, anyway?
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You couldn't have said apple?
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Hey there, future Wolfpack friend.
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Here's your gift.
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I think you're going to love it!
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It's kind of girly.
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How so?
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It says, "I'm a girly girl."
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Plus, I don't think it will fit me.
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Hey, maybe it would fit me!
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(gasps)
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It would! See? Aw! We're such good friends
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we share each other's clothes!
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Cameron, I hope you like my gift.
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I made you a mixtape!
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A collection of songs? Yawn.
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What? No. A mixed tape.
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Duct tape,
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masking tape, electrical tape...
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All my favorite tapes are on here!
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You've got to be kidding me!
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Tape is not a gift!
Tape is what you use to wrap a gift!
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By the way, I got this police tape
from a really nice cat
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who patrols my neighborhood.
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I can't believe our ad
has only gotten one view.
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And it's a "dislike."
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That was me.
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Everyone knows sasquatches
have no capacity for human speech.
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And if they did,
they'd have a Canadian accent.
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Very shoddy work, Fletcher.
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My dad is even more depressed now
than he was before.
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I got him into this mess,
so I need to get him out.
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We need to find my dad a mystery to solve.
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How about why won't Chyna love me?
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What?
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Well, I didn't say anything.
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Yeah.
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Hey! How about this?
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We can hide something valuable,
report it stolen,
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and have him find it.
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Good idea.
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And I know just the thing to hide.
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Is it your love for me?
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What? Who said that?
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There.
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We'll just stash these instruments
in the janitor's closet.
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Well, won't the janitor get blamed?
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Janitor? When was the last time
you saw a janitor at this school?
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It's perfect.
They're big and shiny and easy to find.
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But most importantly,
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now we'll get a break
from listening to you play the tuba.
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What? Who doesn't like the tuba?
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(sighs)
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What do you think of this
for the plaque on my statue?
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"Principal Susan Skidmore.
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Respected, intelligent,
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professional."
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Hey!
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Principal Skidmore!
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All of my brass instruments
are mysteriously missing!
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Missing? What do you mean by missing?
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I mean they're gone.
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And we need to find them!
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But how?
If only there were an extremely qualified,
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reasonably priced, unlicensed
private investigator we could call.
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Wait!
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Isn't your father,
ex-police officer Darryl Parks,
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working as a reasonably priced,
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unlicensed private investigator now?
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By Jove, you're right!
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We can hire Chyna's dad!
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Why didn't we think of that?
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Well, I guess it would cost less
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than buying new instruments.
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-Ah! You won't regret this.
-Mmm. I'm sure I won't.
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Hey, wait!
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Now give me your lunch. I'm hungry.
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Hey, Cameron,
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since we're best friends,
I planned this whole super fun day for us.
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We can go shopping and get our hair done.
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Or you can help me make a movie.
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I need another actress.
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Well, I do like acting. And attention.
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Okay, you're the voice of Agent Sourdough
Smith in my newest masterpiece,
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Mission: Impossible Toast Protocol.
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Now here's the scene.
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You have to rescue Ambassador Ciabatta,
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who is being held captive
by a radical group of croutons.
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And action!
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I have got to save
Ambassador Ciabatta from this jam!
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Cut! You don't sound like toast.
You sound like bread.
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We're not making Bread Protocol.
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Now say it again.
This time, more toasty. Action!
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(in British accent)
I've got to save Ambassador Ciabatta
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from this jam!
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(Cameron) Cut!
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The character is not an English muffin!
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Come on, Lexi, be the toast!
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(in French accent)
I've got to save the Ambassador Ciabatta
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from this jam!
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That was French toast!
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I can't work like this.
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(sighs)
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Crew, that's lunch.
262
00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:52,463
Hey, guys, how's it going?
263
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,171
That's the voice!
264
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,500
Paisley, you are my toast!
265
00:13:57,750 --> 00:13:59,710
Oh, come on! Really?
266
00:13:59,792 --> 00:14:03,542
Hey, I can't help it
if Paisley sounds exactly like toast.
267
00:14:04,542 --> 00:14:06,832
I get that a lot.
268
00:14:10,542 --> 00:14:12,582
This is where the tuba
was last seen alive.
269
00:14:16,834 --> 00:14:19,424
Who has access to this room?
270
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:25,040
Just the Ants, the janitor, the teachers,
the janitor, the janitor and the janitor.
271
00:14:26,458 --> 00:14:28,038
Oh, yeah, and also the janitor.
272
00:14:30,583 --> 00:14:32,543
So it could be anyone.
273
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:38,924
Well, they wiped their fingerprints clean,
274
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:44,000
so it must be someone with access to rags
and cleaning products
275
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:46,923
and other janitorial supplies.
276
00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:51,580
It must be someone who wears gloves.
277
00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:56,169
All signs point to
278
00:14:56,750 --> 00:14:57,750
a glove model.
279
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,170
Or a mime!
280
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:04,424
Or a Michael Jackson impersonator!
281
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,170
Or a janitor!
282
00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:10,750
You're right. It could be a mime.
283
00:15:12,709 --> 00:15:16,669
You know what? I think I saw a mime
in the janitor's closet.
284
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:17,710
Good thinking, Dad.
285
00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:18,792
Let's go.
286
00:15:21,625 --> 00:15:23,375
(chuckles)
Amazing, Dad.
287
00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:26,918
Your incredible detective skills
led us right to the...
288
00:15:27,834 --> 00:15:30,884
Cleaning supplies?
Where are the instruments?
289
00:15:31,458 --> 00:15:32,998
That was my only lead.
290
00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:34,713
I give up.
291
00:15:34,792 --> 00:15:36,172
I'll never catch the culprit.
292
00:15:36,709 --> 00:15:38,329
We should just call the police.
293
00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:42,583
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
294
00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:46,416
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
295
00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:54,747
We have to find those instruments!
296
00:15:54,834 --> 00:15:56,794
The orchestra has a concert next week
297
00:15:56,875 --> 00:15:58,375
and I'm gonna look silly doing this.
298
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:01,791
(mimicking trombone)
299
00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:03,665
(laughing)
300
00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:06,250
Look who's in the dorkestra.
301
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,330
(both sighing)
302
00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:10,923
Hey.
303
00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:14,827
On cop shows,
they always set a trap for the criminals.
304
00:16:14,917 --> 00:16:15,827
I'm on it.
305
00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:18,915
Okay,
we'll catch the criminal with a stakeout.
306
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,670
We just wait here
until he takes the bait and we swoop in.
307
00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:24,170
-Do we really need the van?
-Yes.
308
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,000
This way we're less conspicuous.
309
00:16:29,417 --> 00:16:34,627
Ha! China left
this very real tuba here unattended.
310
00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:39,496
Wait, where did that tuba case come from?
311
00:16:42,208 --> 00:16:43,038
(gasps)
312
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,125
That's the thief!
313
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:51,962
Case closed.
314
00:16:52,041 --> 00:16:54,001
What are you talking about
the case is closed?
315
00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:55,673
We don't know who is in that disguise!
316
00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:59,580
No, I meant that tuba case is closed.
317
00:16:59,667 --> 00:17:01,497
It opened and now it's closed.
318
00:17:01,583 --> 00:17:04,043
Okay. Well, then,
why would you use the words "case closed"?
319
00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:05,625
It's unnecessarily confusing.
320
00:17:05,709 --> 00:17:08,499
I was just trying to say
that we should get out there and stop him.
321
00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:10,213
Okay, well, maybe you should just say,
322
00:17:10,291 --> 00:17:12,041
"Let's get out there and stop him."
323
00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:13,577
It's too late now.
324
00:17:15,709 --> 00:17:16,829
He's gone.
325
00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:20,210
That's not even the worst part.
326
00:17:20,291 --> 00:17:21,631
We got a parking ticket!
327
00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:32,628
As you know, I asked you both to prepare
a tribute to me and our friendship.
328
00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:34,918
Lexi, you go first.
329
00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:38,575
Cameron, I wrote a little song for you.
330
00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:42,377
It's not much, but I hope you like it.
331
00:17:47,917 --> 00:17:50,707
♪ To show you what you mean to me ♪
332
00:17:50,792 --> 00:17:52,382
♪ I have something special planned ♪
333
00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:54,998
♪ So give it up, my BFF ♪
334
00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:57,423
♪ For the Webster Marching Band ♪
335
00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:59,380
(playing march)
336
00:18:01,709 --> 00:18:03,919
♪ Our friendship's realJust like my hair ♪
337
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,630
♪ Paisley's really a brunette ♪
338
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:08,459
♪ To show you just how much I care ♪
339
00:18:08,542 --> 00:18:10,632
♪ Here come these majorettes ♪
340
00:18:14,917 --> 00:18:17,577
♪ I've invited all these nerds here ♪
341
00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:19,457
♪ To give you my regards ♪
342
00:18:19,542 --> 00:18:21,882
♪ And now we'll see your smiling face
343
00:18:21,959 --> 00:18:24,289
♪ When they turn around these cards ♪
344
00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:28,580
♪ If I had to rate your awesomeness ♪
345
00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:30,707
♪ I'd give you a perfect 10 ♪
346
00:18:30,792 --> 00:18:32,792
♪ So how do I spell friendship? ♪
347
00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:35,455
♪ C-A-M-E-R-O-N ♪
348
00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:47,037
Okay. Paisley, your turn.
349
00:18:50,959 --> 00:18:51,919
(belches)
350
00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:58,710
Paisley, that was the most beautiful thing
I've ever heard!
351
00:18:58,792 --> 00:19:02,042
Are you joking? She just burped!
352
00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:04,745
It wasn't just a burp, Lexi.
353
00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:07,173
It was our burp.
354
00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:10,213
We were both in second grade.
355
00:19:10,291 --> 00:19:11,751
For the second time.
356
00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:14,035
And on March 29th,
357
00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:16,575
Cameron and I shared a can of soda
on the jungle gym.
358
00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:21,075
When we were done,
we both burped at exactly the same time.
359
00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:23,377
I can't believe you remember that.
360
00:19:23,959 --> 00:19:26,789
Of course. It was a special moment.
361
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:28,497
So, from now on,
362
00:19:28,583 --> 00:19:31,083
every March 29th, we'll share a soda...
363
00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:35,125
(both) ...and celebrate our Burp Day.
364
00:19:36,166 --> 00:19:37,746
(both belching)
365
00:19:39,959 --> 00:19:41,999
You've got to be kidding me!
366
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,580
Okay. I've made my decision.
367
00:19:45,667 --> 00:19:46,827
It's a no-brainer.
368
00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:50,173
From the mixtape,
to the dead-on toast impression,
369
00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:53,210
the person I will friend is...
370
00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:54,923
(kissing)
371
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:56,330
Lexi!
372
00:19:57,542 --> 00:19:59,502
Yes, I win!
373
00:19:59,583 --> 00:20:01,423
Play me off, nerds!
374
00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:18,705
And now, I present to you
375
00:20:18,792 --> 00:20:21,132
a statue of my personal hero.
376
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:23,080
Me!
377
00:20:28,083 --> 00:20:30,423
"Principal Susan Skidmore.
378
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:33,710
Respected, intelligent, professional."
379
00:20:35,458 --> 00:20:37,748
I think the engraver used an abbreviation.
380
00:20:40,291 --> 00:20:41,631
"R.I.P."?
381
00:20:42,583 --> 00:20:45,713
Oh, I thought you were just dead
on the inside.
382
00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:48,535
Stop!
383
00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:52,004
I know who took the instruments!
384
00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:54,173
-You do?
-Yes.
385
00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:56,915
It was Principal Skidmore!
386
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,040
(all gasping)
387
00:20:58,125 --> 00:21:01,325
She stole the instruments
and now I see why.
388
00:21:01,917 --> 00:21:04,417
She melted them to use the brass
389
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:07,290
to make this statue
of the Wicked Witch of the West.
390
00:21:07,375 --> 00:21:09,995
That's me. I did no such thing.
391
00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:11,923
That's utterly ridiculous.
392
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,540
I think my dad's actually right.
393
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,170
(horn blowing)
394
00:21:20,917 --> 00:21:22,287
Fine. It was me.
395
00:21:24,875 --> 00:21:27,205
Dad, how did you figure it out?
396
00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:31,541
Well, you always tell me
how incredibly evil Principal Skidmore is.
397
00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:33,325
In the nicest possible way.
398
00:21:34,959 --> 00:21:37,499
And how she would never spend money
for anything but herself.
399
00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:39,673
Again, meant as a compliment.
400
00:21:39,750 --> 00:21:41,790
So when Principal Skidmore hired me,
401
00:21:42,375 --> 00:21:44,075
it had to be part of her plan.
402
00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:47,286
She assumed I was a terrible detective
and would never solve the case
403
00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:49,205
so she'd get away clean.
404
00:21:49,792 --> 00:21:52,002
But she was wrong. You solved the case.
405
00:21:52,083 --> 00:21:53,963
(all cheering)
406
00:21:55,667 --> 00:21:57,127
-Nice going, Dad.
-Thanks.
407
00:22:01,208 --> 00:22:04,668
You guys always give me a hard time
about shooting video of you,
408
00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:06,290
but you look so cute.
409
00:22:08,041 --> 00:22:08,881
(sighs)
410
00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:12,133
-I remember that moment.
-Of course you do.
411
00:22:12,709 --> 00:22:14,379
The concert was 20 minutes ago.
412
00:22:16,125 --> 00:22:17,075
Hey,
413
00:22:17,166 --> 00:22:18,416
I'm proud of you.
414
00:22:18,959 --> 00:22:20,919
Oh, here comes your solo!
415
00:22:21,625 --> 00:22:25,375
(playing horn)
416
00:22:29,834 --> 00:22:31,794
Oh, pass me the remote.
417
00:22:32,917 --> 00:22:36,707
Are you going to show me the video of us
watching the video we just watched?
418
00:22:37,792 --> 00:22:40,832
No, I still have to edit that.
419
00:22:44,166 --> 00:22:47,126
Someone I used to work with got a TV show.
420
00:22:47,208 --> 00:22:48,878
Really? Who?
421
00:22:51,583 --> 00:22:54,883
♪ Police cat! Here comes the fuzz ♪
422
00:22:54,959 --> 00:22:56,039
(meowing)
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