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(Snakes hissing)
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Ugh, I am having
a bad snake day.
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I can't believe Halloween
is in three days. (Giggles)
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I know. It seems like only yesterday
Halloween was in four days.
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This is definitely
my favorite holiday.
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This is the one day a year we mutants
don't stick out like sore thumbs.
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Especially Tom.
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Hey, Big Brain.
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So, want to go to the Halloween party
with me on Friday?
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Angus, the only way I'd go with you
is if you were the last boy on Earth!
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That can be arranged.
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(Growls)
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(All screaming)
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(Theme song playing)
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(Whoo!)
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♪ Everybody's got that thing ♪
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♪ Something differentwe all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'emclip your wings ♪
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♪ You got itYou got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blaze ♪
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♪ In extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 days ♪
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♪ We got itWe got it ♪
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♪ You can dream it ♪
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♪ You can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel it ♪
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♪ You can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ ExceptionalExceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ ExceptionalExceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, oohOoh, ooh ♪
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(Whoo!) (Screaming)
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That's weird.
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Why do they have a statue
of my uncle Clarence?
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Welcome to
Hippo's House of Halloweenies,
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for all your Frankenstein
and frankfurter needs.
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We're looking for
human costumes.
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Something that will make us
look hideous and misshapen.
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You know, like you.
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I didn't achieve this
with a costume.
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It took years of poor diet
and improper hygiene.
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Okay, here's the mask
for your costume.
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Do you have
any other questions?
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Yeah. The weird guy
in the litter box, is he okay?
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Is someone coming to get him?
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No, I meant
important questions,
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like what's my phone number,
am I free Saturday night,
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are my eyelashes real?
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And yes, they are.
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Lexi, I finished my business.
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Get the little scoop.
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(Panting) Fletcher, look at that guy.
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Have you ever seen
anyone so gorgeous?
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That mutant may be the man
of my bad dreams.
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Sure, he's deformed and grotesque,
but is he a good listener?
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(Clearing throat)
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Cool snakes.
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I love the way they actually move.
Are they poisonous?
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(Laughs) Yes, they're poisonous.
Deadly poisonous.
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I'm Chyna.
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You're kidding.
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I'm named after a country, too.
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My name's Holland.
My last name's Hayes.
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That's right, Holland Hayes.
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My name is a sauce.
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(Chuckles)
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My parents really set me up to fail.
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(Both) I haven't seen you
around here before.
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(Both) Me either.
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(Both) Wow, it's like
you're in my head.
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-Jinx!
-Right.
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Because we keep saying things
at the same time.
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No, I mean we're literally jinxed.
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The black cat just
crossed our path.
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Violet, bring that induction coil!
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I have a better idea.
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Why don't I wrap it around
your scrawny little...
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(Electricity crackling)
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Yes, Monster.
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You know, you're much easier
to work with ever since
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I installed those obedience bolts.
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Thank you, sir.
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Any chance you could get me
a backpack with wheels?
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Aw, that looks heavy.
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Deal with it!
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(Grunts)
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Being a mad scientist
and a full-time student is so stressful!
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I just have too much on my plate!
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Speaking of plates,
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I don't mean to complain
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but I haven't been fed in a while.
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See, that's the problem
with you assistants.
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You always want to be fed.
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Well, maybe I should feed
on your oversized...
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(Electricity crackling)
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Cockroaches will be fine, sir.
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I'm swamped with lab work
and homework.
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I mean, how am I supposed
to write a term paper
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on Napoleon
taking over the world
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and still have time
to take over the world?
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Sometimes I just wish
there were two of me.
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Well, that's a frightening thought.
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Wait...
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There can be!
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(Warbling)
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My cloning pod works!
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It's Olive! Olive!
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Golly gee! What a gruesome day
to be alive!
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Look out, world, here I come!
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Sorry! It won't happen again!
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Don't worry,
everybody makes mistakes.
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It's how you learn!
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Wow, she is nothing like you.
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-Ooh, what's this do?
-No!
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(Electricity crackling)
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I'm starting to see
the resemblance.
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Fancy meeting
you here, stranger.
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Oh, I'm not Stranger.
That's Stranger.
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And those are her sisters,
Strange and Strangest.
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-I'm sorry, have we met?
-Wow.
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You wear that costume
all the time.
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You're like my brother
and his Spider-Man costume,
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only he's 40
and unemployed.
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Costume? What costume?
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You are so funny.
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Anyway, um,
I just transferred to this school.
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I had no idea
you went here.
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Yup. (Chuckles) I do.
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Hey, let's play that game
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where we both
say our names out loud,
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together,
at the exact same time.
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You go first.
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Okay.
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Holland.
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(Gasps)
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Huh. This game is even less fun
than I thought it was gonna be.
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Holland? But you're...
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(Shrieks)
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Is something wrong?
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Oh... No, I'm just so
happy to see you!
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I always shriek
when I'm happy.
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Look! The Gardening Club
is looking for new members!
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(Shrieking)
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I can't wait to take over the world
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with a smile on my face
and a song in my heart!
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(Elevator music playing)
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Why does her
heart play music?
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It must be a glitch
in my machine.
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Just make sure she writes my paper
and doesn't leave this room,
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or your next meal
will be your own foot!
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I always enjoy
our little chats, sir.
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Ugh.
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Oh. I don't want to stay inside
and do homework.
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There's so much I want to see,
like an apocalypse,
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or a squirrel water-skiing.
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No, no, you heard Olive.
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You have to get cracking
on that term paper.
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Gosh darn it, sometimes I wish
there were three of me.
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Wait...
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There can be!
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(Warbling)
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What's good, my monstas?
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Oh. No, no, this is bad.
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No, this is good.
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She can write the paper on Napoleon,
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while I'll go try a soft pretzel
for the first time.
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I've heard nothing
but good things!
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So, get to work,
Olive Number Three.
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Yo, call me Trey.
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(Electricity crackling)
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Not cool, Trey.
What was that for?
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Sorry, bro. I butt-zapped you.
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You're interested in a human?
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Do you even know
anything about humans?
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Well, no. But I really like this one.
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The only problem is
he thinks I'm a human!
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You have a head full of snakes!
What is he, an idiot?
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Could you please stop
pacing back and forth?
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You're making me nervous.
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Oh. Sorry.
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I'll fly back and forth.
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Wings!
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Oh, your wings came in!
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I just lost my last baby fang.
We're growing up so fast.
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What am I going to do?
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If Holland finds out I'm a monster,
he'll never go out with me.
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I guess I only have one option.
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Forget you ever met him and run
into the arms of the nearest vampire?
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I think I have a better idea.
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Hello, Holland! It's me, Chyna,
your fellow human.
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So, how about them
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local sports team?
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Holland! Hi!
(Chuckles)
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Did you come back to ask me out?
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Actually, I'm on a date.
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-With who?
-With me.
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No, seriously, with who?
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Can we just order?
What would you like?
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Well, according to a recent
Internet search,
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humans consume up to
four tons of toast per day.
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I am one of those humans.
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Therefore, I will have toast.
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We're out of toast.
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Oh, nothing for me then.
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I had lots of toast before I came.
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I'm not sure we should
eat here anyway.
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00:11:04,667 --> 00:11:06,037
I think I just saw a mouse.
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(Hissing)
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What was that hissing sound?
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Um, that was me.
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That's just how I laugh.
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A mouse in a restaurant?
That's so funny.
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(Mimics hissing)
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I got him!
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(Meows)
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Anyway, for the party on Friday,
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I was thinking it'd be fun for us to do
a two-person costume together.
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Ooh, how about
two pieces of toast in a toaster?
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You really like toast.
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I'm only human.
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How's the paper going?
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Almost done, homie.
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"In conclusion,
Napoleon was a straight up thug,
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flexing all the time
all up in other people's turf."
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Word.
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(Electricity crackles)
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What was that for?
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(Electricity crackles)
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Seriously, why are you...
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(Electricity crackles)
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Oh, that was my phone.
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I don't know why
I have it set on "shock."
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Mom, I can't talk.
I'm at work.
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Did you finish the paper?
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Killed it.
This paper is representin'.
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It's gonna be rainin' A's.
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I don't know why I didn't think of
a homework clone before.
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Here's my new calculus assignment.
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Do it!
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Oh, man, calculus is whack!
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Ain't no way
I'm doing this.
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But you know who will?
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(Warbling)
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Cheerio, old chaps.
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Okay. Get it over with.
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(Electricity crackling)
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Jolly good fun!
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I think we should go
with this one.
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You sure? It's so hot,
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I feel like I'm wearing two costumes,
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which I'm obviously not, because
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that would be ridiculous.
(Chuckles nervously)
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(Screams)
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What are you doing in there?
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Just hangin' around.
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All right, I'm spying on Chyna
on her date.
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He stole my girl.
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How does he look at himself
in the mirror?
260
00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:48,040
Seriously, I'd like to know.
Is there a trick or something? I mean...
261
00:13:56,041 --> 00:13:57,251
Chyna?
262
00:13:57,333 --> 00:14:00,293
-That girl is not Chyna.
-It is.
263
00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:02,706
She doesn't want him
to know she's a mutant,
264
00:14:02,792 --> 00:14:04,832
so she's pretending
to be a human.
265
00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:06,577
She's not being
very convincing.
266
00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:08,077
She's not even eating toast.
267
00:14:09,709 --> 00:14:12,079
Well, it would be a shame
268
00:14:12,166 --> 00:14:14,916
if he were to find out
the truth about her.
269
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,960
(Laughing wickedly)
270
00:14:17,041 --> 00:14:19,001
That's not an evil laugh.
271
00:14:19,083 --> 00:14:21,043
This is an evil laugh.
272
00:14:21,834 --> 00:14:23,214
Tee hee hee!
273
00:14:26,458 --> 00:14:30,128
Holland, it's time for you to see
the real Chyna!
274
00:14:33,125 --> 00:14:35,165
Sorry. Let me try that again.
275
00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:40,535
Holland, it's time for you to see
the real Chyna!
276
00:14:42,041 --> 00:14:43,251
Oh, come on!
277
00:14:44,959 --> 00:14:48,919
Holland, it's time for you to see
the real Chyna!
278
00:14:51,208 --> 00:14:52,788
Hello, fellow human.
279
00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:55,375
How about that weather
and/or politics we're having?
280
00:15:00,417 --> 00:15:03,787
This is the real Chyna!
She's a mutant!
281
00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:05,955
She's joking, right?
282
00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:09,248
No, it's true.
283
00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:10,463
(Screams)
284
00:15:11,917 --> 00:15:14,497
-Stop following me!
-Not trying to!
285
00:15:23,709 --> 00:15:26,629
Thanks, but I could've gotten
out of the tree myself.
286
00:15:36,166 --> 00:15:40,166
I took Chyna's head off and Holland still
doesn't notice how beautiful I am!
287
00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:42,630
I could tell him about all the
beauty pageants I've won, but...
288
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,129
I don't want to sound braggy.
289
00:15:44,208 --> 00:15:46,288
So I just wore this.
290
00:15:50,542 --> 00:15:52,712
You're trying too hard, sweetie.
291
00:15:52,792 --> 00:15:55,252
The best way to a man's heart
is through his stomach.
292
00:15:55,875 --> 00:15:57,165
See? Watch.
293
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,328
(Gasps)
294
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:01,787
(Screams)
295
00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:05,455
Ooh, free samples.
296
00:16:05,542 --> 00:16:08,172
Thanks.
I'll save it for dessert.
297
00:16:10,291 --> 00:16:14,081
So, any chance you'll reconsider
being my date to the party?
298
00:16:14,166 --> 00:16:17,706
A party? I've heard about
these things called parties.
299
00:16:17,792 --> 00:16:19,212
Sure, I'd love to go!
300
00:16:19,291 --> 00:16:20,671
-Really?
-Mmm-hmm.
301
00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:22,830
You're not just pulling
my leg, are you?
302
00:16:22,917 --> 00:16:26,247
Because this one is rotting
and if you do, it'll fall right off.
303
00:16:27,417 --> 00:16:28,577
Son of a clone!
304
00:16:31,417 --> 00:16:32,827
Violet!
305
00:16:32,917 --> 00:16:35,747
Why did I just see... Huh.
306
00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:40,745
I thought I saw my clone
out in the hallway...
307
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,884
That's impossible, sir.
308
00:16:42,959 --> 00:16:45,749
There's only one clone
and it's been in here the whole time.
309
00:16:45,834 --> 00:16:46,924
Right?
310
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,750
No hablo ingles, senorita.
311
00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:51,625
What?
312
00:16:51,709 --> 00:16:55,039
Uh, we've been doing
your Spanish homework.
313
00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:57,665
Huh.
314
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,790
I must've just imagined seeing it.
315
00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:02,575
(Stammering)
Because you're stressed out.
316
00:17:02,667 --> 00:17:05,127
You know what would
help you relax, sir? Yoga.
317
00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:08,131
You're right. Good idea.
318
00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:09,458
Yoga!
319
00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:13,575
Can you fit me in
for a brain massage?
320
00:17:17,417 --> 00:17:19,497
Good cover, number four.
321
00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:21,133
(Speaking spanish)
322
00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:26,078
(With English accent)
I'm number four.
323
00:17:26,166 --> 00:17:28,706
I created another clone
so I could have a spot of tea.
324
00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:38,915
Olive, I need your help to
solve this situation with Holland.
325
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,130
I'm prepared to make
the ultimate sacrifice.
326
00:17:42,208 --> 00:17:43,458
All right!
327
00:17:43,542 --> 00:17:46,132
Okay, okay! The second most
ultimate sacrifice.
328
00:17:48,417 --> 00:17:51,377
I want you to turn me human
so me and Holland can be together.
329
00:17:52,125 --> 00:17:53,285
Can you do that?
330
00:17:53,375 --> 00:17:55,285
Sure. I mean,
if that's what you want.
331
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,875
This machine can turn you human,
it can clone you,
332
00:17:57,959 --> 00:17:59,829
and it's also a fun carnival game.
333
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,247
(Carnival music playing)
334
00:18:09,917 --> 00:18:12,077
This is how she pays me.
335
00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:14,916
But with nickels. It really hurts.
336
00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:25,922
Sorry we didn't give you a ride, Tom.
337
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,920
My mom doesn't
pick up hitchhikers.
338
00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:36,998
Holland? Is that you?
339
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:37,923
Chyna?
340
00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:40,327
Yeah, it's me.
341
00:18:41,542 --> 00:18:45,292
Listen, I'm so sorry...
No, no, look, I was wrong.
342
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,205
So you're a monster.
343
00:18:47,291 --> 00:18:50,631
But you're also sweet,
and kind, and funny.
344
00:18:50,709 --> 00:18:54,169
I don't care what you look like,
so you can take off that costume.
345
00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:55,500
(Chuckles)
346
00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:58,713
That's the best part.
This isn't a costume.
347
00:18:58,792 --> 00:19:01,712
I had Olive turn me into a human
so we could be together!
348
00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,382
You're a human now?
349
00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:05,378
Please tell me you're kidding.
350
00:19:05,458 --> 00:19:07,288
You don't like this look?
351
00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:09,415
Tom does.
He gave it a thumbs up.
352
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:14,040
No, you look great.
353
00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:16,325
It's just that this isn't
a costume either.
354
00:19:16,417 --> 00:19:19,457
I had Olive turn me into a monster,
so we could be together.
355
00:19:19,542 --> 00:19:20,462
Hmm.
356
00:19:21,834 --> 00:19:24,334
Could you excuse me
for one minute?
357
00:19:24,417 --> 00:19:25,377
(Screaming) Olive!
358
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:31,250
How could you turn Holland
into a monster?
359
00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:34,043
It defeats the entire point
of turning me human!
360
00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:35,745
I didn't turn him
into a monster.
361
00:19:35,834 --> 00:19:37,384
Well, if you didn't, then who did?
362
00:19:39,667 --> 00:19:41,707
I'll do whatever it takes
to be with Chyna.
363
00:19:41,792 --> 00:19:43,752
Even if it means being gruesome.
364
00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:45,964
Yo, I don't need to hear
your life story.
365
00:19:46,041 --> 00:19:47,881
What I need is them Benjamins.
366
00:19:51,583 --> 00:19:54,213
Huh. Would you excuse me
for one minute?
367
00:19:55,083 --> 00:19:56,213
(Screams) Violet!
368
00:19:59,959 --> 00:20:03,879
Not now, Olive! Olive, Olive, Olive,
Olive and I are playing Clone Wars.
369
00:20:03,959 --> 00:20:05,329
(Lasers firing)
370
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:12,285
Look, if we're both willing to
not be ourselves to be together,
371
00:20:12,375 --> 00:20:14,415
why don't we try to be ourselves
and be together?
372
00:20:15,166 --> 00:20:16,916
(Sighs) It's kind of too late for that.
373
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,790
No, it's not. I can change you back
remotely from my Mutant Pad.
374
00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:24,705
But be warned, the reversion process
does have side effects,
375
00:20:24,792 --> 00:20:27,332
such as headaches, dizziness,
dry mouth, wet mouth, no mouth,
376
00:20:27,417 --> 00:20:28,827
and chronic yodeling.
377
00:20:35,917 --> 00:20:37,287
I don't understand.
378
00:20:37,375 --> 00:20:40,575
How could he like that monster
instead of me?
379
00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:42,127
Tell me the truth, Hippo.
380
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:45,128
How pretty am I
on a scale of 9 to 10?
381
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:51,043
I know what will cheer you up!
Some live entertainment.
382
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:54,285
Hey, Lexi, you have a great voice.
383
00:20:54,375 --> 00:20:55,745
(Chuckles)
384
00:20:55,834 --> 00:20:58,384
Could you announce to everyone
that Chyna is going to sing?
385
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:01,330
(Grunts in anger)
386
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:06,880
(Chyna) Wings!
387
00:21:10,917 --> 00:21:12,037
(Laughing)
388
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,460
(Dance music playing)
389
00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:19,383
♪ Hey ♪
390
00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:24,460
♪ Lost in the dark,it's midnight, midnight ♪
391
00:21:24,542 --> 00:21:28,212
♪ Stuck in between,I can't hide, can't hide ♪
392
00:21:28,291 --> 00:21:32,041
♪ Everywhere I turn,they're out to get me on their side ♪
393
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:36,205
♪ I'm freaking outin m-m-m-m-my mind ♪
394
00:21:36,291 --> 00:21:39,961
♪ There's something in the air ♪
395
00:21:40,041 --> 00:21:43,961
♪ Shadows everywhere ♪
396
00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:46,291
♪ Never been so scared ♪
397
00:21:46,375 --> 00:21:49,745
♪ Beware, beware ♪
398
00:21:49,834 --> 00:21:52,134
♪ I got my scream on ♪
399
00:21:52,208 --> 00:21:53,578
♪ I feel that fear ♪
400
00:21:53,667 --> 00:21:55,457
♪ Oh, yeah, I'm torn ♪
401
00:21:55,542 --> 00:21:57,332
♪ Between that and here ♪
402
00:21:57,417 --> 00:21:59,917
♪ I gotta choosethe side I'm on ♪
403
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,170
♪ Before the break of dawn ♪
404
00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:06,250
♪ Yeah, I got my scream on ♪
405
00:22:07,083 --> 00:22:08,633
♪ I feel that fear ♪
406
00:22:08,709 --> 00:22:10,419
♪ Oh, yeah, I'm torn ♪
407
00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:12,290
♪ Between that and here ♪
408
00:22:12,375 --> 00:22:14,995
♪ I gotta choosethe side I'm on ♪
409
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:18,133
♪ Before the break of dawn ♪
410
00:22:18,208 --> 00:22:21,878
♪ YeahI got my scream on ♪
411
00:22:29,792 --> 00:22:31,632
Wasn't that great, sir?
412
00:22:32,291 --> 00:22:35,001
(Speaking spanish)
413
00:22:36,166 --> 00:22:37,246
I'm sorry, what?
414
00:22:38,083 --> 00:22:39,633
(Electricity crackling)
415
00:22:45,375 --> 00:22:48,535
It worked! How do you feel Holland?
416
00:22:48,625 --> 00:22:50,745
(Yodeling)
417
00:22:53,208 --> 00:22:55,748
Don't look at me. I warned you
about the side effects.
418
00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:59,917
(Chuckles) Anyway,
now we can be ourselves,
419
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,580
and there's nothing keeping us
from being together.
420
00:23:02,667 --> 00:23:03,707
I know.
421
00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:09,080
Oh, yeah...
Before I forget, one little thing.
422
00:23:09,166 --> 00:23:11,706
Do not gaze directly
into the eyes of my snakes,
423
00:23:11,792 --> 00:23:13,082
or you'll turn to...
424
00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:16,415
Man... Not again!
425
00:23:18,166 --> 00:23:19,206
Oh, well.
426
00:23:19,291 --> 00:23:22,081
Just put him in storage,
with the rest of my ex-boyfriends.
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